REAL AF with Andy Frisella

00:00:00.000 what is up guys it's andy for selling this is the show for the realists say goodbye to the lies

00:00:21.140 the fakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome to motherfucking reality guys today we

00:00:27.920 have a bonus cruise the internet all right i don't have an intro for that we got andy and dj yeah do

00:00:38.200 what cruising the internet yeah yep i like keith's countdown better than the dots i just wanted to

00:00:45.460 put that out there you do yeah i do yeah it's less like uh homo sapien in nature oh really yeah that

00:00:53.040 makes no sense but anyway um he's not got it that was an intelligent joke that's all that

00:00:59.040 no that was no he's making he's laughing at you

00:01:03.600 yes i understand what you're laughing at bro i thought i thought i was up here on that joke

00:01:12.000 no that was that was borderline that was you know 79 iq joke

00:01:16.500 yeah so right about average to where you know i'm saying uh hey

00:01:22.640 mine is well above that you know that's that's a regular that's a regular hopeless homo sapien joke

00:01:29.000 all right yeah man we got cruise the internet don't forget to share the show

00:01:38.180 uh yeah don't be a hoe show all right that's right man hey you know what we're doing an extra

00:01:46.800 episode i feel like you know i don't got to this is just fucking extra huh yeah anything we do is

00:01:52.060 extra yeah yeah you're lucky you get this yep yeah i agree all right yeah so what's up some catcher

00:01:58.740 out there huh no oh all right yeah i'm good all right let's do the show yeah man we uh we got some

00:02:09.060 crazy shit we got brand new segment for you guys we got a segment you guys will see that new segment

00:02:13.440 a little bit later yeah courtesy of uh the podcast team actually everybody decided to put that together

00:02:18.620 but uh we'll get to that a little bit later where we at with the call-ins we got that set up we're

00:02:24.160 doing some call-in show uh this this for next month guys you gotta guys email your questions in

00:02:29.500 with the phone number drop in digits we're gonna we're gonna so monday will be our first call-in show

00:02:33.620 is that how it's gonna work that's what we're shooting for all right well send us your questions

00:02:38.560 and your motherfucking numbers fuckers yeah all right so what's happening yeah we got a lot of crazy

00:02:45.000 stuff to cover um it's a midweek uh mid midweek catch up but uh let's let's let's see what dots we

00:02:50.940 can connect today there's some interesting stuff but before we get to our headlines got something

00:02:55.220 um i need your opinion on okay gotta get your take on this this is like it's a crazy story um it's

00:03:01.720 a real story it's verified um down in georgia we gotta go down to georgia um georgia's a nice state

00:03:08.340 yeah i like georgia it's all right very historic state i would say out of the states that georgia is

00:03:14.720 in you know i think georgia's in my top 10 oh states that's high no i don't think so i like

00:03:21.240 georgia the countryside is beautiful they got beautiful uh you know estates down there they

00:03:28.160 got stone mountain they got savannah georgia they got the savannah bananas yep savannah's nice a lot

00:03:34.120 of great savannah was nice yeah savannah uh atlanta's nice people people talk shit on atlanta but i like

00:03:39.420 a lot of homo sapiens there well you know what i like about atlanta you know what i like about

00:03:45.660 atlanta is that everybody dresses up man you go out there's some classy people out you know i'm saying

00:03:50.800 anyway

00:03:54.460 let's go to georgia real quick yeah this is actually a really fucked up story

00:04:00.680 but i want to get your take on this man okay so the headline reads georgia dad arrested

00:04:07.620 for leaving young kids at mcdonald's to attend job interview i saw this dude let's dive into a

00:04:15.480 little bit it's a tough scenario it's very tough yeah let's hear it it's tough so a georgia father

00:04:20.340 of three was arrested for leaving his young children unattended at a mcdonald's to go to a

00:04:26.600 nearby interview chris lewis who's 24 years of age allegedly walked with his three kids from his

00:04:33.680 apartment to the restaurant in augusta just before 4 30 p.m on march 22nd according to the augusta press

00:04:40.300 the youngsters ages 1 6 and 10 spent their time alone in the restaurant which has an indoor play

00:04:48.420 area attached to the dining room lewis was seen leaving the fast food joint returning shortly after

00:04:54.620 to check on his kids before leaving again worried customer told police the outlet reported richmond

00:04:59.940 county sheriff's deputies arrived at the restaurant and located the unharmed unoccupied minors who

00:05:05.780 remained inside the store until their father returned lewis returned to the mcdonald's just

00:05:10.620 before 6 20 p.m where police confronted him for leaving his children alone lewis who doesn't own a car

00:05:17.220 told police he left his children behind because he didn't want them to walk back to his home as he went

00:05:23.000 to the interview the outlet reported police waited inside with lewis until the children's mom arrived to take

00:05:28.220 her kids home lewis was arrested and charged with deprivation of a minor now um a mom the mom

00:05:36.960 couldn't fucking watch him for fucking half an hour while he went to an interview to try to better the

00:05:41.060 fucking their lives dude it fucking sucked listen i dude this story actually like really pissed me off

00:05:47.120 it sucks yeah it sucks man like i mean and not at him no i mean like like look bro it's a poor choice

00:05:53.380 yeah okay like but fuck he could have left him at fucking there's a thousand other places you could

00:05:59.020 have fucking left him at that would have been 10 times worse i mean he could have taken him to the

00:06:02.500 interview put him in the fucking lobby you know like bro somebody brought their kids to interview

00:06:07.800 and that's all they had to i would understand that for sure you know uh in fact i think that's

00:06:13.000 happened a couple times yeah um dude it sucks it does suck and it sucks that like okay the mother

00:06:23.180 couldn't watch the kids for a fucking hour yeah you know or or dude it's just it's such there's some

00:06:28.780 variables we don't know and now they're gonna probably call family services it's gonna cause

00:06:32.440 them all kinds of other trouble this is where the system gets it fails yeah it does it fails these

00:06:37.620 things for sure bro and uh you know when you're really at the beginning stages of trying to

00:06:43.720 better yourself the system is very difficult to work through and and well why what do you mean it's

00:06:51.340 supposed to like you know be beneficial to people trying to break out the fucking you know terrible

00:06:55.860 matrix that you know they depend on us being in yeah i mean look dude it just it just reinforces all

00:07:02.040 the things we talk about here on the show man you know they want people to struggle they want it to be

00:07:06.820 hard on people they want to you know the fact that this dude got arrested for this in my opinion

00:07:12.680 like i'm sure it's against the law but i mean fuck guys like don't don't we i don't know not like he

00:07:21.080 left me to go get some fucking drugs yeah i'm gonna go fuck you know that's what i'm saying like get a

00:07:25.560 fucking job man dude and it's just like it just dude it i saw it and it bothered me too bro it sucks

00:07:33.780 yeah it fucking sucks but remember for every one of these guys that we hear about there's a fucking

00:07:39.740 shit ton that we don't yeah for sure you know and yeah bro this bummed me out when i saw it dude it

00:07:46.040 here's a guy who a young man who's 24 who already has a lot of responsibility in his life for 24 that's

00:07:53.640 a lot okay he's probably not getting any help from anybody the guy's trying to get a job i don't know

00:08:03.220 you know like it just i don't know it doesn't seem right no um but the good thing is there are good

00:08:09.180 people in this world yeah um you know and it's always funny too like the people who you know get

00:08:14.360 the most heat or the most hate they tend to be the ones with the biggest fucking hearts that's usually

00:08:19.760 how it works um enters the real af show we got ab antonio brown um he's doing some really awesome

00:08:26.600 stuff yeah i guess he saw it somehow he came across it uh he put this tweet out saying uh anybody know

00:08:32.680 how to get a hold of chris would love to help him um and uh you know put the link to the article and

00:08:38.940 stuff and um you know that wasn't enough he then started a go fund me for chris

00:08:48.760 um and did an initial funding on it and uh and published it using his own personal platform to do

00:08:56.020 so um and other people started jumping in on it tony o brown started to go fund me for that dad that

00:09:01.720 was arrested at his job interview father who has struggled immensely i will be donating i urge all

00:09:06.700 fathers to do the same um and uh at the time of the recording it's almost made it to its goal

00:09:12.200 of fifty thousand dollars is that like 48 grand right now um maybe you know posted a follow-up

00:09:18.320 saying almost made it to goal sometimes people just need help happy to help chris and his family

00:09:23.280 get a stable life spoke to the family they have been homeless since november trying to make it next

00:09:28.640 up we'll be helping chris land a job i like that a lot um the only thing i would say to that is that

00:09:36.080 don't just give them the money and just look you can't give people large sums of money that have

00:09:43.200 never had large sums of money and expect them to make the right decisions with it all right we see

00:09:48.400 this in the nfl we see this with now in college with nil and it goes no different for this man

00:09:53.940 fifty thousand dollars more money than this dude's probably ever seen in his whole life

00:09:58.360 okay it's more money than most people will have at one time in their life and that's fucked up that's sad

00:10:04.020 but that's the truth and i would encourage some of the men who are trying to help him to also get

00:10:12.860 him connected with some people that will help him allocate those funds wisely so that they don't

00:10:18.740 just come in and go out for sure you know what i'm saying he ends up in the same position

00:10:22.100 responsibility correct i mean you gotta remember too like it's not even just he's 24 you know i'm

00:10:26.980 saying like there's very little life experience there he's gonna know and guidance you know fifty thousand

00:10:32.900 dollars can go real quick if you just don't understand what you're doing yeah one hundred

00:10:39.800 percent man so yeah well shout out to uh ab man yeah that's fucking awesome dude um and uh mcdonald's

00:10:47.360 has not commented on it so i mean don't have anything on that for right now but well listen why do you

00:10:54.800 think they didn't who mcdonald's yeah oh well think about it from a business owner standpoint why wouldn't

00:11:01.800 you do that why would mcdonald's not give ten thousand dollars or a hundred thousand dollars

00:11:06.920 or even just offer a fucking job why i don't know what people will do it intentionally so their places

00:11:15.000 will become a place where people try to replicate this story or to get yeah yes yeah i mean that's

00:11:22.060 the other the the sucky part of humanity in society in this yeah but that's true it's a real thing it's

00:11:27.160 reality yeah yeah a lot there's a lot of people that will try to take advantage of any good heart

00:11:34.280 yeah yep it's just the way it is 100 man well yeah so i mean i'm gonna follow the story and uh we'll see

00:11:41.080 if any updates come out of this man chris good luck to you brother um hope it all works out um but yeah

00:11:46.820 man with that being said let's uh let's get into some of our main headlines here and remember guys if

00:11:52.240 you want to see any of these pictures articles links videos go to andy for seller.com you guys

00:11:57.640 can check them all out there um or come hang out with us on youtube and uh see some of these articles

00:12:03.280 here with that being said let's get to our first set of headlines we got headline number one

00:12:07.060 uh this one was interesting court booker book booker booker i almost said booger you did say booger

00:12:14.760 same thing okay same thing um he is uh the first african-american to to break the record of filibusters

00:12:24.420 yeah yeah senator cory booker's marathon filibuster against trump agenda goes on and on and finally

00:12:33.500 ends after he breaks senate record um what's the longest you ever had to talk like speak at once yeah

00:12:42.800 one time or over the course of a day no i mean well no like one stop one full session

00:12:49.180 probably three hours okay yeah all right without a break without a break yeah no no pissing break

00:12:57.700 nothing yeah this dude just went 25 hours yeah 25 fucking hours without going to the bathroom without

00:13:05.320 nothing that's impressive it's fucking impressive it's for you i he probably wore a diaper

00:13:11.840 i'd imagine i'd be bro i can't go more than 25 hours without shitting and when i do it it's never

00:13:19.000 good you're 25 on 25 off yeah you're like the fucking firehouse bro yeah you know um well

00:13:29.800 since we love you guys so much i have the full 25 hours of uh of speech here we're gonna watch the

00:13:37.220 whole thing check this out it's getting good trouble my friend madam president

00:13:43.580 i yield the floor all right that's enough of that shit um but yeah he did this uh this full speech

00:13:52.100 um not really sure what what he was trying to accomplish oh it's a selfish uh goal i want to

00:13:58.480 be the person with the longest filibuster you know it didn't achieve anything listen it's indicative

00:14:03.520 of the focus that these people have it is not about achieving things it's not about helping anybody

00:14:10.680 it's not about solving any problems it's about what's in it for them and what was in it for him

00:14:15.640 is for him to say i have the record now i don't know if you watched much of this but it was

00:14:21.080 ridiculously stupid okay and this was some sort of a mix between martin luther king the wish version

00:14:30.640 of martin luther king and like incoherent babbling that you would hear in a corporate environment

00:14:37.820 a lot of yapping yes a lot of yapping uh and it was all it was just some garbage shit you know and

00:14:45.340 you know at some point in time we have to start recognizing that if you're not trying to solve

00:14:53.020 the problem you don't belong in congress period yep and that's what these people are all about if you

00:15:00.340 watch you know people and by the way this is not a partisan statement this is a bipartisan issue

00:15:08.020 a lot of these people are out there flying their own flag getting their own credit trying to create

00:15:14.280 their own brand because we live in a world of uh technology where your personal brand is the

00:15:22.680 most beneficial and we've gotten away from these people even pretending like they're trying to solve

00:15:30.020 problems uh and moved into this phase where it is all look at me you know what i'm saying which is

00:15:37.800 discussed yeah it's disgusting yeah i mean he did not say any and then they're all clapping and cheering

00:15:43.020 like why would you all clap and cheer for 25 hours of total nonsense right wasting the american yeah why

00:15:52.840 would you do that yeah why would well because that's how they all think and so i actually think this is a

00:15:58.660 perfect uh metaphor for how these people look and think about themselves dude what's even crazier is

00:16:05.520 like right right when he got going to start this whole thing apparently one of his staffers got arrested

00:16:11.700 for carrying a gun on capital grounds so and like i looked into this a little bit apparently it's not

00:16:17.200 you know nothing crazy the guy was a he's a former uh police officer thought he could carry inside

00:16:22.220 you can't carry inside even if you're former leo so um there's that you know that that all came up but

00:16:28.200 that's that's not the big news of the day andy today is a great day it's uh it's liberation day

00:16:34.340 yeah liberation day and the end of the world's trade war against america so trump uh you know he's been

00:16:43.480 touting this april 2nd date being a very significant date the golden era of america uh being uh liberation

00:16:52.080 day i actually tweeted this out from the white house's account today um it's liberation day in

00:16:57.160 america president trump with some emojis um and it's that's a pretty badass picture i can't lie

00:17:02.480 um it's not bad but i mean a lot of things are coming to come coming to a head here um one of

00:17:09.880 the you know people people everybody i think had their opinions on these tariffs and shit like that

00:17:14.900 and like oh it's going to ruin the economy it's going to destroy it stuff's going to get so much

00:17:18.220 more expensive but like you know there was a there is there's another route that this could also go

00:17:22.920 which at the time of the recording it seemed like it's definitely going um but i got some numbers

00:17:27.780 here i want to throw up for you uh this is um from 2024 okay so this just shows you the last pretty

00:17:35.640 much last year of biden's presidency what the state of the economy basically was in this is a good shot

00:17:41.720 of looking at it this is just our trade goods okay um our net exports what we went and what left this

00:17:50.440 country went down roughly 2.6 okay while our net imports uh what we brought into the united states

00:18:00.480 went up three and a half percent now those percentages may not seem like a lot but when you put them in

00:18:06.780 you know dollar numbers we're talking over a quarter of a trillion dollars extra that we spent in 2024

00:18:14.560 um now with all of the stuff going on trump you know he narrowed down this list and it's about 15

00:18:22.480 countries that are basically abusing um the tax dollars here in this country and that's literally

00:18:28.500 what they're doing they're charging like i mean japan charges a 700 percent uh tax on rice that we

00:18:36.440 tariff tariff yeah on rice and we import in this yeah 700 percent listen this is what people do not

00:18:46.120 understand these other economies cannot survive without american consumption of their goods so when

00:18:53.560 they come in here they are not up until today tariffed the proper way and when we send stuff to their

00:19:03.780 countries we end up with a three to seven hundred percent tariff on things like rice and food and all

00:19:11.300 kinds of things okay services yes now that is intentional because the purpose of the government

00:19:21.260 in the last 20 fucking years straight has been to make america actually weaker by making us dependent on

00:19:32.800 other people to provide us with our goods and services and what trump is doing because he understands

00:19:39.780 those countries cannot survive without us consuming their goods and services okay he real and we can

00:19:49.540 survive without theirs all right and the reason that all these american manufacturing jobs and american

00:19:56.720 are more expensive right now is because these countries are allowed to send their products in

00:20:10.740 made with slave labor and cheap labor over there with no real tariff on their product while if we send it

00:20:21.880 over there we can't compete price wise so what it does is it makes us non-competitive in our own country

00:20:29.580 and in their country which removes the need for us to manufacture really anything and we become a country of

00:20:37.300 consumers which creates a scenario where we have less jobs we have less production we are strategically

00:20:46.580 far more unsafe than we would be if we made our own shit okay because let's say everybody gets mad at

00:20:55.940 america and they say guess what we're not going to send you any more china says okay bricks guys we're not

00:21:01.900 going to send you any more of this or any more of that or any more of this or any more of that and we're

00:21:06.720 not in a position to produce it on our own what happens here we have product shortage we have supply

00:21:12.420 chain shortages we have you know potentially starvation and issues like real big issues

00:21:19.460 and if you were going to go to war with the united states that's where the war starts

00:21:24.080 be the perfect place to do that is where they start okay and they start with trade embargoes and things

00:21:29.300 like that to cut off supply chain so this is not just about jobs and profit which it that's a big part

00:21:37.760 of it all byproducts yes but also which is not talked about enough is that it's about the independence

00:21:45.000 and safety of of this country and its people so there's going to be an adjustment period here

00:21:51.580 that you know things may get a little bit more expensive for a minute and then they're going to

00:21:58.640 adjust back to where they are as the products start to come to be made here so you know when people

00:22:05.260 argue about this they the arguments they make are not very smart you know they say things like

00:22:10.820 well that's going to make this go to this okay yes temporarily it will but what is also going to

00:22:16.920 force is it's going to force that company to manufacture those goods here which is going to

00:22:21.620 create more jobs for you and your family okay and it's going to allow us to buy truly made in america

00:22:28.680 goods at cheaper than what we would be able to buy shipped from china which is the opposite of what it is

00:22:35.100 now so there's going to be a readjustment and that puts our country in a position of strategic and

00:22:41.860 economic power and most people can't think that far ahead and that's not their fault bro they're

00:22:47.100 struggling you know i'm saying most people want to go buy goods the cheapest they can but they don't

00:22:51.620 think about what that's actually costing us and what it's cost us over the last 30 years is

00:22:58.600 legitimately our strategic security uh and safety 100 so we have to understand that and if trump

00:23:07.100 really you know if they really wanted to make the economy the best it could be they would follow up

00:23:14.060 these tariffs with a huge tax cut cutting from where we are to like a flat tax of 10 which would

00:23:21.860 allow more cash flow to enter the market to buy it would increase the standard of living because the cash

00:23:27.500 flow to go into the market people could afford more goods and while the goods raced in price they

00:23:32.820 would have no problem paying during the adjustment period because they would have to pay less tax

00:23:38.040 so if you manipulate it and turn these dials just a little bit you know and that's why it's so

00:23:43.860 ridiculous to me to watch these people complain and bitch and protest and do ridiculous shit because

00:23:52.080 it's like dude what are you doing like you're protesting for literally literally a much more

00:23:57.480 expensive and lesser quality of life like you don't even understand what the fuck you're doing

00:24:03.420 no they don't man uh the countries that include this because i thought this was interesting countries

00:24:07.740 that include this so these countries they're in the top 15 percent um of countries where

00:24:15.160 we have the highest trading deficit okay so this is china the european union mexico vietnam ireland

00:24:23.640 germany taiwan japan south korea canada india thailand italy uh switzerland malaysia indonesia france

00:24:31.420 austria and sweden and by the way when you go and buy shit what are the most common names on the

00:24:37.600 shit that you buy here in america oh it's all of them all of them malaysia yeah mexico indonesia

00:24:43.640 china yep right so so they can sell their shit here but uh we can't sell our own shit here and we

00:24:53.680 can't sell our own shit there how does that work right how is it fair for me to sell your products

00:25:02.400 in my store but you won't sell my products in your store how does that benefit me and if you if i do

00:25:10.140 i'm gonna charge your shit turn to sell them yeah that's how it's set up yes so so we they have

00:25:15.720 created a consumer environment here in the united states for the purpose of strategically weakening

00:25:23.560 the security of this country you got to remember dude when we're making our own energy and we're

00:25:29.460 making our own products and we are self-sufficient we're the nobody can fuck with the united states

00:25:35.140 like at all in any way okay but that's strategically been removed step by step by step by step by step

00:25:42.000 by all of these establishment politicians bro george bush and barack obama and bill clinton

00:25:49.300 and george bush those are all the all those guys are from the same fucking party dude they're they're

00:25:55.620 them you know and we're us like it doesn't matter if it was bush or clinton or fucking all these guys

00:26:02.920 are establishment guys and so they've intentionally weakened the country and you know while i have my

00:26:09.500 criticisms of trump and i have my doubts about some of the decisions he makes and who he supports

00:26:15.580 sometimes uh it's very clear that this guy is not a part of the same establishment that these people

00:26:25.080 have been a part of because this will strategically strengthen our company our our country which is a

00:26:29.820 company it is a fucking yeah um you know but there was an option too right you know things could get

00:26:35.180 more expensive for sure if like these temporarily if don't if they don't react to the recipe or we

00:26:40.320 just stop selling their shit and then they're fucked which by the way they can't live without us

00:26:46.040 selling their shit that's what trump understands countries like canada for example bro the state of

00:26:51.420 texas has a bigger gdp yes in the entire country of canada yeah you know what i'm saying so it's like

00:26:57.000 we would be fine listen bro all these countries would be third world shitholes without the people

00:27:02.500 of america consuming their products 100 and that's why they fucking do this shit and so this leads me to

00:27:07.880 this this other possible option um which appears to be you know gaining some steam around the world

00:27:16.160 um which i am i'm of the belief that it might have been trump's intention the whole time

00:27:21.420 um but you start seeing stuff like this israel ends all tariffs on u.s goods ahead of liberation day

00:27:29.460 well that's the first thing i've seen israel do for us uh you know i guess you know they're giving us

00:27:35.900 a bagel you know i'm saying thanks for the bagel guys i like bagels oh man but yeah so so israel's

00:27:46.280 bagging out now in the turn of events um canada ontario uh premier for canada will drop all tariffs

00:27:56.360 if trump does see this is an interesting thing listen because they cannot this is what i'm saying

00:28:02.020 bro they cannot survive without the american consumer we consume more shit here in america

00:28:09.520 like it or hate it than fucking anybody else regardless of the number of people that live

00:28:16.720 here so they cannot survive without us he knows that he knows it he knows it so shit may not even

00:28:23.160 get more expensive bro this is like cheaper yes that's that that is a third that that looks like

00:28:29.940 it's going to be that way dude because like these are two now we got a couple of more again the show

00:28:34.300 you know it's early well they don't have leverage bro the bigger the bigger countries that produce more

00:28:38.860 are going to have more leverage like china's got actual leverage okay fucking you motherfuckers up

00:28:44.980 there in canada they try to posture i'd be like oh yeah well fuck the u.s what are you talking about

00:28:52.000 bro you're only canada because we allow you to be it's real yeah you guys would be speaking english

00:28:58.060 regular english over here yeah i mean dude it's just true like you're canada because we allow you to

00:29:04.020 be canada that's it they could not do anything about it there's nothing they could do

00:29:07.980 so and then they posture and be like oh we're gonna we're gonna fucking tariff all the united

00:29:13.380 states 400 okay well you're gonna fucking starve yeah it's just bullshit like have you seen the

00:29:19.520 videos of the the you know the i guess the strong canadian men you know they're out there with their

00:29:24.660 fucking you know uh ranger panties and the snow and shit and like oh america thinks they can come

00:29:28.820 take us a you know yes yeah we do yeah dude yeah yes i'm not saying we want to i'm just saying

00:29:37.860 let's accept let's accept reality bro okay um

00:29:43.660 you're allowed to exist because you're allowed to exist it's not because you have any real ability

00:29:53.120 to do anything about it no and and be real dude not only do we allow you to exist we also allow

00:29:59.680 you to not be invaded by other countries right okay so that's real let's just we love i love canada

00:30:06.680 i do too they're awesome listen i'm just this show is fucking tyrants though this show is called

00:30:11.920 real af it's not called let's pretend okay and the real truth is is that you guys up there exist

00:30:19.120 as canada because you're allowed to all right so when you pop when these leaders posture like that

00:30:27.160 trump's in the office laughing yeah just i'd be in the office laughing like dude you hear this fucking

00:30:31.600 guy you know like yeah it's it's crazy man bro that'd be like that would be like uh you know

00:30:39.200 it would be like a fucking snow cone stand trying to like argue with first form you know what i'm

00:30:49.120 what do you dude i'll just make snow cones and i'll sit up next to you and give them away for

00:30:52.820 fucking free you know what i'm saying like yeah i mean you want to stop people fucking with you

00:31:00.080 so there's one way to do it listen i've had to tell people that before i've had people fuck with

00:31:03.840 me and i say hey man you know if you want to fuck with me that bad i'll just open up whatever the

00:31:07.700 fuck it is you do and i'll do it for free and then they get they get in line real quick hey you

00:31:14.060 know changes man yeah like i said this could be all a part of the great dom plan i don't know we

00:31:19.000 got plenty of time to see it and check in on it though but guys you let us know what you guys think

00:31:22.600 down in the comments let us know hey look you guys we can all say whatever we want about trump

00:31:29.300 you know i personally still fucking really like him i think he's making some

00:31:33.920 from my point of view questionable decisions uh about certain things um and who he endorses and

00:31:44.060 that doesn't mean that like i've lost all faith in trump or anything we got to give him credit

00:31:49.260 where he's strong and where he is strong is he understands business and economics and leverage

00:31:56.180 and negotiating he's really good at it really good he's had to do it his whole life now does he allow

00:32:01.160 himself to be influenced by you know people or we don't know the fucking plays on the back end of

00:32:07.180 what's what's what yeah but this is really good yeah that's great this is good man all right sweet man

00:32:12.000 let us know down in the comments with that being said let's go check out some of these comments cool

00:32:16.780 um yeah let's check them out this first comment comes from at impact painting services lol my pastor

00:32:26.100 asked where we get our news and my wife was nervous because everyone around the table said like fox or

00:32:31.520 cnn and when it was her turn she said andy frisella pastor said i like andy yeah see that

00:32:39.120 that's what i'm talking about yeah that's cool yeah that's cool all right god loves us

00:32:45.040 god favors us what do i tell you all the time what do i tell you when when shit's fucked up

00:32:52.160 or it's questionable i always say the same thing i'm like bro don't worry god favors us hey that's

00:32:57.160 it man you know what i'm saying like yeah i pray for gangsters do i not say that yeah 100 yeah bro

00:33:02.420 like gangsters need prayer too hey man you if you do good good things happen to you if you do wrong

00:33:08.720 wrong things happen to you and you know people can say whatever they want about me or us or anybody

00:33:16.000 else but like bro i never fucked anybody my whole fucking life there's not a single motherfucker that

00:33:20.020 can fucking say that period not a single one i do the right thing you do the right thing we as we

00:33:25.840 as companies our conglomerate of companies all try to do the right thing and when you do the right

00:33:30.300 things good things happen and you know amen that's it yep i love it i'm not saying perfection i'm not

00:33:38.240 saying we're not human beings but you know like i make a conscious effort to to fucking see it how

00:33:44.840 it is and clearly your pastor is a genius you know what i'm saying i love it man we got our next comment

00:33:52.160 this comes from at kevin lewis 9151 now andy you know you are a competitor all right i think we're

00:33:59.880 talking about competition i think this was this from the q a episode i think um were you talking

00:34:04.840 about you know hating losing you know i'm saying like you know that concept this comment says i hate

00:34:08.980 losing to the moat to the part to the point where i don't even care about winning yeah well so

00:34:13.360 kevin says andy would be the guy clubbing his competition with the baton it's possible

00:34:20.880 i mean it's it's possible you know look real talk like it you know sometimes you get in the

00:34:31.280 heat of the battle bro and you do dumb shit you know that's it yeah all right well i i have i would

00:34:38.540 say the old the old version of andy like

00:34:43.060 seven eight years ago and earlier absolutely yeah yeah absolutely and then if you said did you

00:34:52.880 do that i'd be like fucking right i did that i wouldn't cry on tv and act like i did it was an

00:34:57.400 accident that's real i'd be like fuck this guy he's trying to fucking take food off my table

00:35:00.900 but what i figured out is you know to the last question is that the the universe which a lot of

00:35:08.700 people will get mad when i say the universe but they'll say well that's god well uh who made the

00:35:14.720 universe you know i'm saying like it's fairly reasonable argument to say that if god is the

00:35:20.460 creator that he created the universe and it's possible that the universe has its own set of rules

00:35:24.820 and i believe in the universe having its own set of rules we are a part of the environment that

00:35:29.900 interacts through our thoughts and vibrations and what we say and what we think and what we feel

00:35:35.380 in our heart even if we don't say it and i have found that when you actually respect and give credit

00:35:44.840 to people who deserve it and get happy for them when they win even if they win against you more winning

00:35:50.860 comes your way and uh and i don't know you know you could still want to beat people but it's it's a

00:35:58.760 different way of thinking about it never 100 man i mean dude listen here's the reality about competition

00:36:03.520 you don't beat people by tearing other motherfuckers down you beat people i mean better than them and

00:36:09.600 that's it and if you're blinded by jealousy and hatred and anger and frustration it's hard to

00:36:14.580 identify what they're doing better that's allowing them to beat you so the calmer you say stay and the

00:36:19.860 more that you respect them the easier it is to learn and identify the things that are going to ultimately

00:36:24.100 make you a winner versus them yeah real shit yeah i love it uh we got one more comment for you but the

00:36:30.580 truth is i probably i mean yeah i hit sal in the head with a garden hoe one time damn yeah it was an

00:36:39.200 accident it was we were digging for gold in the backyard it's real talk did you find gold and you

00:36:46.360 hit no no man we were digging for gold in the backyard when we were like probably like six and five

00:36:54.920 now i was probably like five he's probably four and i was you know we were digging he was using a

00:37:03.000 hammer uh like you know sal man that sounds about he's using a hammer to dig i got a hoe

00:37:09.420 and uh he stuck his head in the way of the hoe oh man yeah like i was and he stuck his head down

00:37:16.340 there and it hit him in the head good lord yeah so that's what's wrong with sal

00:37:21.100 no i'm just kidding our last comment comes from at gabriel f7 r6s dj's giggle sounds like a pepper

00:37:33.800 grinder and andy's laughter sounds like an old chevy trying to start up i'm sorry i love what y'all

00:37:39.940 talk about though all right well fuck off

00:37:43.440 sorry that my laughter doesn't suit your uh what kind of fucking chevy do you got bro

00:37:51.200 right right i'm kind of pepper grinder too i'm trying to think of the laugh i don't

00:37:55.040 yeah that does sound like a pepper grinder i don't laugh like that yeah you did it right before the

00:38:01.160 show i almost told you shut the fuck up do i yeah because i was trying to read something all i could

00:38:05.160 hear was i'm like holy shit man okay what's your laugh like it's not that

00:38:13.300 what is apparently it's like a chevy trying to start up i don't know what that sound what's that sound

00:38:18.840 that is not what it sounds like bro yeah there it is oh man guys we appreciate you man

00:38:34.720 what's wrong with you dude oh man oh guys we appreciate you for being real ass fans man guys

00:38:45.680 keep liking keep commenting make sure you guys are subscribed and hit that bell notification

00:38:50.180 to stay up to date with the latest episodes from real af second set of headlines headline number two

00:38:56.020 reads uh oh before we get to the actual headline i like these uh these little you know these gotcha

00:39:03.020 moments these libs try to do right did you see this video so there's uh it's a gop senator

00:39:08.980 oh dude on the elevator oh god it's so good it's so good it's so good it's so good yes let's play

00:39:17.280 the video here's the clip hi i was a worker at hhs i was fired uh illegally on february 14th uh there

00:39:25.880 are many people who are not getting social service uh programs especially people with disabilities are

00:39:31.900 you gonna do anything to stop what's happening uh you probably deserved it i deserved it i deserved

00:39:36.720 it wow yeah that's great to hear why why did i deserve it because you seem like a clown

00:39:42.500 you hear her at the end oh you should have said that on camera listen motherfuckers this doesn't

00:39:51.940 matter anymore because no one gives a fuck dude these these people get out their phones yeah they

00:39:59.560 antagonize and then they act like they're the victim when somebody puts them in their place

00:40:04.640 if we always talk to people like that we would have never been in the situation of this crazy

00:40:10.920 shit in the first place it's real okay that's what they deserve that's the level that's how you

00:40:16.880 treat people that do that you tell them the fucking truth about themselves you make fun of

00:40:21.920 them for who they are you know what you did deserve to get fired because anybody who behaves like that

00:40:27.580 i wouldn't want my organization anyway don't look at that dude you got fired back in february bro you

00:40:33.360 you're not working i go get another fucking job they don't care dude because these people see the

00:40:38.620 government as a uh free money situation i guarantee you dude if you go audit that guy's work he didn't do

00:40:46.340 a single fucking thing okay so yes you are a clown yeah yes uh you probably did deserve it just like

00:40:55.120 everybody who doesn't do their job and and do just because you work for the government

00:41:00.640 and in fact i would say especially when you work for the government if you don't do your job you don't

00:41:06.340 deserve to have it because it's coming off the backs of your neighbors and the money that they're taxed

00:41:11.760 right so it's not like they're you know you're the federal government selling goods and services

00:41:15.620 that's what i'm dude listen in a private enterprise if you want to keep someone on that doesn't do their

00:41:22.880 job because you like them that's your prerogative it's bad business but you can do that in a government

00:41:28.500 situation i think it's even more important that people do not have jobs that don't execute their

00:41:35.380 jobs well because dude it's not free money it's coming off the backs of the families that you're

00:41:41.940 supposed to serve and furthermore i'm tired of this shit i'm tired of people running around with

00:41:49.240 their phones acting like you know oh i gotcha get this motherfucker bro did you see the other one

00:41:54.780 no for real dude like did you get this did you get it all the way in the fucking frame bro

00:41:59.580 did you get both of these how about like this what about like this how about like this you get that one

00:42:04.320 too like fuck bro like i'm just fucking over it do you see the one from the other day um i forget

00:42:12.640 the fucking yeah that guy's walking down the street and he says the guy says some ridiculous shit to him

00:42:18.080 like the field listen it's a moral high ground it's like what we covered about uh tick tick or whatever

00:42:24.420 trick trick yeah you know yeah i don't fucking know bro sorry trick trick you know i couldn't think

00:42:33.180 straight i was too busy being mad at these other motherfuckers yeah i got you the same reason you're

00:42:37.200 mad at them though they're standing on the moral high ground talking this leverage this it's manipulative

00:42:43.960 shit okay that nobody said nobody that senator did not say oh people with disabilities deserve to

00:42:51.120 lose or you're trying to bring up something that is not relative to the actual issue to make people

00:42:58.560 seem like they are poor of poor moral standing okay people are tired of this so when you walk down

00:43:05.540 when these people walk down the street and they say oh don't you care about the 40 000 fucking

00:43:10.560 uh babies on mars he's like why don't you go back to your mom's basement and get a fucking hot pocket bro

00:43:19.140 and keeps walking it was awesome he didn't know what to say bro he did he used my line he said he said you

00:43:26.260 need to go why don't you go hang out in your mom's basement play xbox or some shit suck the hot pocket

00:43:30.680 juice yeah bro made him actually bro you know what damn yeah i'm just saying dude there's nothing more

00:43:36.680 insulting than telling somebody that like hey man truth yes yeah because he looked he's like damn they

00:43:42.900 got cameras in my house how'd you know yeah he was lost for words bro they you know what when you're

00:43:49.000 telling the truth they don't know how to react because they're they're so used to bullying that when you

00:43:55.040 even like flick them in the ear back they fucking freeze the fuck up yeah man that's real no i just

00:44:00.720 thought that was fucking awesome a little dose i loved it i dude listen if everybody handled these

00:44:05.360 people like that we would have never been in this backward situation in the first place the entire

00:44:10.120 reason that culture is so fucked up is because people are afraid to tell the truth to these people

00:44:15.460 who position themselves as a morally superior human and when somebody attacks you and you are a good

00:44:21.880 person your natural defenses defend that you are a good person but if you just accept that you're

00:44:27.980 never going to be a good person to them and you just tell them the truth about them they don't know

00:44:31.380 what the fuck to do furthermore if everybody just gets back to this today it would be over by friday

00:44:37.980 we'll be in a whole country dude what i say three years ago that we needed yeah everybody need to get

00:44:43.400 back to what bullying fuck you yep you know what i'm saying bullying is good for the soul bullying is

00:44:49.060 good for society it is okay and if you can't bullied i was bullied too bro i was made fun of being

00:44:55.440 fucking fat yeah i was a nerd i fucking like it's fine it might still be true but i just don't give a

00:45:01.600 fuck anymore yeah you know the point is is that bullying at a certain level builds character and teaches

00:45:08.680 you how to real to survive in the real world yeah bro and these people have doing done all the

00:45:15.000 bullying and and you know common sense people have sort of been like dude you know it's not even

00:45:23.120 this is the attitude of i will say the reasonable people in america it's take the high road look look at

00:45:31.180 this nerd he's harassing me i don't really give a fuck it's not worth my time that just empowers these

00:45:37.220 people okay no they will get worse and worse and worse which we just witnessed look what they did

00:45:43.200 during covid okay but if you just stand up to them the first time they learn to leave you to fuck alone

00:45:49.740 because they end up being embarrassed and dude we need to get back to shaming these people

00:45:56.980 and bullying these people to the degree that they bully us okay oh i don't want to offend anybody well

00:46:02.740 do they give a fuck about offending you no they don't yeah just offend them i mean it's actually

00:46:10.720 listen i i you know either how i rolled during covid yeah i didn't care yeah i didn't care put a mask

00:46:17.700 on uh-huh i'm protesting blm like i didn't give a shit well i didn't have black privilege during

00:46:22.360 fucking covid yeah i had to tell people get the fuck out of my face before i fucking you know get angry

00:46:28.040 i used it yeah i know you used mad blackface everywhere i used it nobody fucks with the mad

00:46:33.060 blackface bro listen it's it's it's pretty intimidating i know i'm sure you got you could

00:46:37.760 do it oh yeah let's see it it's just my face yeah

00:46:43.180 dude my biggest fucking problem in my whole life is that people are fucking scared of me thinking i'm a

00:46:50.300 bad because my face is fucking aggressive looking like oh i didn't i didn't want to tell you because

00:46:56.800 i thought you'd be mad what the fuck are you talking about dude like i'm on the team to try

00:47:02.020 to win yeah right tell me some shit so i can help yeah right you know like i gotta you know tell people

00:47:07.860 i'm like you know hey what do you think and then they start repeating back what i said i'm like no

00:47:11.680 no no do you really think that or are you just saying that like fuck you know i don't i don't i don't

00:47:19.540 want to bother him what the fuck do you think i'm here for yeah but uh it's just my face bro i can't

00:47:27.360 help it it works too yeah it works i used it man i used it i abused it i abused it dude if you just

00:47:34.840 look at that if you just give them the fucking straight eye stare down as you walk they'll always

00:47:38.960 look away they won't say shit is that tornado siren well you know what we don't fuck around here

00:47:47.120 we work straight through the tornado sirens regardless of the circumstances that's right

00:47:50.880 all right let's move on that actually is a tornado siren

00:47:56.320 let's check the radar before i talk this shit yeah i just said god favors us maybe he didn't like that

00:48:07.340 oh no we're good bro we're good yeah it's it's we're good all right let's keep going

00:48:15.460 um yeah i just thought that was i thought that was awesome so we got uh another news um there's

00:48:24.080 this rumor going around dc right now and it started from politico of all places uh that uh this is the

00:48:33.100 headline political put out all right and they're blasting this all over the website trump tells inner

00:48:38.280 circle that musk will leave soon it is complete bullshit and fabrication it's complete bullshit

00:48:48.720 this is just i mean it's so stupid to the point that white house has to respond of course topic

00:48:54.480 to this whole thing is this no okay what did they say um who politico or white house the white house

00:49:02.180 carolyn uh just put a simple tweet out she said the scoop is garbage elon musk and president

00:49:07.260 trump have both publicly stated that elon will depart from public service as a special government

00:49:12.380 employee when his incredible work at doge is complete which is july 4th 26 i think no that's

00:49:19.080 the doge commission so special employees they get 130 days so technically his expires like may

00:49:25.860 uh i want to say it's like may 30th or when when trump first came out and talked about this he

00:49:32.840 said that their work would be completed by july 4th 2026 so i don't know that's what he said yeah

00:49:39.420 yeah i think i think and again maybe politico is basing that off of like the the clause in the law

00:49:45.560 special government employee they can only be employed for like 130 days out of 365 or something

00:49:51.540 like that but the doge is it's here to stay until next year well i mean is he a special government

00:49:57.340 employee if he's not getting paid that's why he's a special government employee

00:50:01.520 yeah i mean it's just interesting but i mean it's just it's just the bullshit that they're lying

00:50:06.340 about and his work is not done he's got plenty of it to do uh in fact this new article come out

00:50:12.360 elon musk accuses u.s government of deleting terabyte of financial data to cover up crimes claims

00:50:21.060 we recovered it due to their tech incompetence so uh this is a new thing that just got released

00:50:27.940 um just just came out to bombshell as they like to say um here's the breakdown okay this is coming

00:50:34.680 from mario nar uh narfall okay um and this is focusing on the united states institute of peace

00:50:42.700 another government agency that was you know helping funnel uh a shit ton of money comes to find out

00:50:49.540 um they were actually funding america's enemies so the department of government efficiency's discovery

00:50:56.340 at the united states institute of peace reveals washington's dirty secret agencies often do

00:51:02.660 precisely the opposite of their stated mission when doge investigators finally gain access to

00:51:09.320 usup's books after days of institutional resistance requiring fbi intervention they uncovered the

00:51:17.280 unthinkable 132 000 funneled to a former taliban member and 1.3 million dollars to an iraqi

00:51:25.280 organization with questionable ties this fits a devastating pattern a 2019 special inspector

00:51:32.100 general report found 19 billion dollars in u.s aid to afghanistan was unaccounted for or misused

00:51:41.720 between 2002 and 2016 showing how routinely taxpayer money flows to our adversaries under noble

00:51:49.340 pretenses even more disturbing was the attempted cover-up usup officials deleted a terabyte of

00:51:57.880 which a terabyte that's a shit ton of fucking data by the way like that's a shit ton terabyte of data

00:52:04.460 uh financial data hoping to hide their tracks not realizing doge's technological capabilities

00:52:10.960 would recover everything a perfect example of the 65 percent of federal agencies still using outdated

00:52:18.380 it systems vulnerable to mismanagement america ranks a dismal 27th in global transparency rankings

00:52:25.200 behind much smaller nations from the pentagon's 125 billion in administrative waste to the irs's 1.2

00:52:33.160 billion dollars in improper payments the pattern is undeniable elon's technology-driven audits are

00:52:39.740 precisely what these institutions fear most sunlight on decades of deception now elon responded directly

00:52:49.060 to this okay this is his tweet i'm talking about how we were basically funding the taliban

00:52:54.500 and iraqi leaders elon musk tweeted this out saying any government institution is most likely to be the

00:53:03.860 opposite of its name and then confirmed that leak saying they deleted a terabyte of financial data to

00:53:10.120 cover their crimes but they don't understand technology so we recovered it

00:53:13.980 that sounds criminal to me of course it's criminal i i think people are having a hard time understanding

00:53:23.140 this first of all they're sending sean ryan talks about this they're sending tens of millions of dollars

00:53:30.680 to the taliban weekly okay still all right now why would they do that why would they fund

00:53:40.740 the taliban and then be fighting against the taliban well maybe it's because if they didn't fund the taliban

00:53:48.900 there would be no war to fight which makes them a ton of money yeah makes them obsolete

00:53:55.020 what we mean military industrial complex if there's no war to fight that's right that's right

00:54:01.960 obsolete exactly so they have to fund both sides of the war so that the fucking smaller side doesn't

00:54:09.180 get you know exterminated by the united states military in two weeks because then they can't make the money

00:54:14.700 and this is what people don't understand we are having our own tax dollars fund conflicts across the

00:54:22.440 globe where our brothers and sisters sons and daughters dads and moms aunts and uncles go to die

00:54:30.580 for the causes of these quote-unquote elites

00:54:34.500 and and bro that's that's absolutely criminal it's not a little bit criminal it's it's

00:54:42.900 it's the worst kind of crime okay your people can go die but i'm not going no and by the way not

00:54:50.840 only am i not going i'm getting rich bitch you see what i'm saying exactly their mindset so so when

00:54:57.260 you think about these people and you think that they give a fuck about you or any of your family

00:55:02.660 realize that they are 100 willing and have been willing for many many many decades to send your

00:55:10.320 fucking men and women to die so that they can make money so just think about that when you when

00:55:17.640 you think about what these people are actually all about dude what was the what would it take for

00:55:22.160 you real talk yeah i just let's break this down into fucking let's break this down into humanity

00:55:28.100 like individual standards let's say that you're you okay and you know that you can make a whole

00:55:40.220 bunch of fucking money by joe's daughter and uh joe's other joe's fiancee which by the way congratulations

00:55:48.500 and z sean's kids

00:55:51.560 they go fight a war to die what what amount of money would be appropriate for you to make that

00:55:59.640 decision i have to be a shit ton dude it's there's no money that you can do that way if you're a

00:56:06.640 fucking decent human being no that's fucking fucked up bro yeah it doesn't matter and these people

00:56:12.260 don't give a shit so remember that when they tell you how much they're good they're going to do for

00:56:17.520 you and what they're going to you know do for your community and how much they care remember

00:56:21.600 they're 100 willing to send you your family and everybody you know to go die so that they can make

00:56:28.220 some fucking money well and the worst part of like dude we have a recent example of this too

00:56:33.120 right like with iran when biden uh unfroze their six billion dollars in assets and then all of a

00:56:40.600 sudden we have this major conflict with hoochies like that's been dormant for over a decade by the

00:56:46.520 way you know what i'm saying it's like like it's it's nonsensical oh it's what i said it is it's

00:56:53.880 fun the other side get them just enough weapons and just enough power to create a war that they cannot

00:57:00.620 win send our people over there continue to fund them and allow the war to happen so that they can

00:57:07.040 get all the political kickbacks and make all the money in their stock investments in this

00:57:11.620 disgusting evil cycle that they you know and they tell us they tell our brave citizens you know home

00:57:20.960 of the brave we're the protectors of democracy globally blah blah blah bro that's all a lie

00:57:26.840 that's all a lie that's the idea of america the idea of being patriotic the idea of brotherhood and

00:57:36.620 sisterhood and all of us coming together and for a common goal and unity and all these things

00:57:41.600 tremendous idea it's amazing idea sounds good i've believed in it my whole life but unfortunately what

00:57:48.420 we have now is not that okay we have a bunch of people pretending that that's what it is so that

00:57:54.860 my family and your family and all of your families will you know go fight their shit so that they can

00:58:02.000 make some money and they say it's you're brave and you know you're courageous and you're a hero and they

00:58:08.440 give you a a medal and a little box with a fucking flag on it and they say oh thank you for this and

00:58:14.120 then they say see you later you want to know you don't think that's true go ask motherfuckers that

00:58:20.000 fucking their families have been killed in action go ask what the fucking government's done for them

00:58:24.280 after they made a big presentation they forget about them they don't give a fuck no okay so while i enjoy

00:58:31.360 and love and fight for and care about the idea of america which is what i'm about what we have is not

00:58:38.900 that and we all have to acknowledge that before we can get that and so you know it's important for

00:58:45.440 people to understand that these people are willing to send your family and your children and your

00:58:53.920 parents to die so that they can fucking get money yeah it's insane we should only be going to war

00:59:02.560 when it's absolutely fucking necessary yeah when it's when it's when it comes to our security

00:59:09.840 right like but dude you know how's that gonna you know how are they gonna get rich done right

00:59:15.640 well that's the thing i mean like are they really your enemy if you have to pay them to be your enemy

00:59:19.480 with the enemy actually exist if we're not paying bro it's one of the things that a lot of the

00:59:25.760 soldiers struggle with yeah you know a lot of them don't because a lot of them enjoy the job and that's

00:59:31.060 that's fine i understand that i would probably enjoy it as well but the you know i've talked to

00:59:38.560 many people who have been in the military who without naming names question and have regret over

00:59:47.800 the things that they did because they realized that those people weren't really any different than

00:59:54.000 they were they were what would you do if some motherfucker came to your country

00:59:57.980 and there's a good clip of rob o'neill talking about this and uh he's like i think about this

01:00:06.860 one dude that i killed and he's like i i went in and you know i'm in his bedroom and you know he went

01:00:13.100 for a gun and i shot him and then after i i think about it many years later it's like well what would

01:00:20.320 you do if somebody was in your house you would go for a gun so then he thinks well what if we met you

01:00:26.320 know at a different time a different place what i probably would i like to have a beer with that guy

01:00:30.880 and these are these are real things because dude most people are the same bro like there's like we

01:00:36.220 talked about in the last show there's good people and then there's bad people and just because the

01:00:41.420 media and our government says those people are bad that doesn't mean they're bad bro they're just

01:00:46.900 trying to get you to fucking hate them so that we could justify going over there and doing whatever

01:00:51.220 the fuck we want so at least i would appreciate if they just didn't lie about it and they said hey

01:00:57.540 we're gonna go over here and get this fucking oil like okay that makes sense but don't tell me it's

01:01:04.600 about fucking freedom or democracy or some bullshit weapons of mass destruction yeah i mean tell the

01:01:10.960 truth dude and we can fucking have a real argument whether or not it's worth it yeah but dude you got

01:01:15.620 to go huh you got to go to you vote for bro that's how it should be if you vote for war your military age

01:01:22.140 the military aged people that are direct your family you should have to send three of them

01:01:28.540 for real so and you get to pick who gets to go no i'm being serious a little weird no hey hey if you

01:01:38.700 care about going to war that much and it means that much to you then you will have no problem making that

01:01:42.860 decision you're gonna pick the strongest bravest best people to go but they don't believe in this

01:01:48.440 the way they pretend to bro they don't believe in that they believe those sacrifices are for us

01:01:53.120 not for fucking them it's real man now speaking of crimes because again in my opinion deleting the

01:01:58.640 shit actually that's criminal right you should go to jail there is a another little shake-up happening

01:02:05.520 right now in the fbi i'm sure you saw this um because we got some new unredacted leaks coming out

01:02:12.040 um fbi imposed gag order on analysts who told twitter hunter biden laptop story was real

01:02:18.500 shocking why are they gagging him when it's accepted to be everybody knows it was real

01:02:24.680 i think they were talking about at the time so they silenced this guy uh well there's listen

01:02:29.740 this is go ahead let's dive into it uh the fbi silenced an employee who tried to tell twitter

01:02:35.760 the hunter biden laptop story was real on the day it came out newly released chat log show

01:02:41.500 on october 14th 2020 the day the new york post first reported on hunter biden's laptop

01:02:48.100 the fbi told employees quote quote do not discuss the biden matter and imposed a quote-unquote gag order

01:02:58.140 on an analyst who tried to confirm the story's veracity to twitter during a meeting according to chat logs

01:03:04.420 released by the house judiciary committee so an fbi official with the bureau's uh foreign influence

01:03:11.560 task force laura uh dimlo previously testified that an analyst on a call with twitter confirmed the

01:03:18.760 laptop was real before an attorney for the fbi told the social media platform it would not comment

01:03:24.320 further the chat logs show fbi personnel deliberating on how to handle the laptop situation

01:03:31.420 one fbi official instructed the rest to do not discuss the biden matter and subsequent messages

01:03:38.040 reiterated that order after the meeting the fbi placed a gag order on the analyst who was admonished

01:03:43.700 by fbi staff for speaking up during the meeting an fbi staffer lamented that the analyst won't shut up

01:03:49.980 as instructed uh the chat logs show the fbi has declined to comment but we got the chat logs here

01:03:55.920 we got them here i mean and they're they're all there um and so this is this exchange going on

01:04:02.980 in this fbi group chat uh you see laura dimlo in there um she's messaging a couple of people there's a

01:04:10.120 bradley uh benavides benavides um james dahini or denny um they're all they're all up in there

01:04:18.300 chat logs prove it it's there um why now i mean how are we just now figuring this out

01:04:27.320 like i did see that hunter biden apparently got his law license stripped today as well but the

01:04:34.200 dude needs to be in fucking prison and that's being light listen all these people should be in fucking

01:04:41.940 prison okay if you're in one of these agencies and you're not speaking up for what's right

01:04:49.880 you're complicit in the problem that's how it should be viewed all right and i think that is

01:04:54.400 how it's going to be viewed uh i think that a lot of you guys because a lot of you guys listen clearly

01:05:00.260 um if you don't start fucking speaking up bro you're gonna get grouped in like people are still

01:05:07.300 trying to decide what side they're gonna fall on you know what i'm saying who's gonna win and

01:05:11.240 yeah and you're riding the fence and i dude i'm just telling you i'm just telling you dude this

01:05:17.660 is reality and this is not a this is not a it's just reality you need to be on the right side and

01:05:26.120 the right side is going to be the side of the people because if trump doesn't do it the person

01:05:30.020 that comes after trump is going to do it and if they don't do it the people are going to fucking do

01:05:33.340 it so you need to figure the fuck out what side you're on and do the right thing and all of you guys

01:05:38.920 who are in these agencies who are afraid to speak up this is your fucking moment to actually serve

01:05:44.320 your country and not be a fucking fake ass pussy bitch and stand for something stand for the thing

01:05:50.840 that you actually probably stood for when you first joined up in these agencies you know why did you do

01:05:57.180 this you didn't do this to protect a bunch of fucking criminals you did this to actually make a

01:06:03.200 difference and protect the american citizen that's why you did this so this is an opportunity for all

01:06:09.380 of you people who know what the fuck's going on to actually step up and say and make a difference

01:06:15.640 for this country it's probably your greatest opportunity you're ever going to have all right

01:06:19.700 so and if that's not enough motivation for you you need to realize that even if trump doesn't do it

01:06:26.140 the people are going to do it because people are woke they're understanding not woke in the fucking

01:06:31.060 old way they're understanding exactly what the fuck is going on and they're not okay with it it's not

01:06:35.720 just me there's millions upon millions upon millions upon millions of people who are fucking

01:06:41.280 sick of our government taking all of our fucking money and then using it against us okay that shit is

01:06:48.580 going to end and it's either going to end out of trump or it's going to end because the people are

01:06:52.720 going to this is history this is this happens do you think you're going to be the only people in

01:06:57.740 history to uh you know deflect a revolution you're not governments fall and this one is no different

01:07:06.120 and if they keep fucking with people the way that they've been fucking with people that will be the

01:07:10.920 inevitable reality that they deal with and you know that's it so that's not a threat that's a statement

01:07:19.380 of fact that's knowing history that's knowing history yeah 100 okay so those of you who are in

01:07:26.720 these systems who know what's going on you have a duty you you took a fucking oath to tell the truth

01:07:34.420 and you need to do it and quick yeah quick man guys jump in on this conversation let us know down in

01:07:41.460 the comments uh what you guys think i want to give that senator a fucking shout out what's his name

01:07:46.200 i don't know but he's awesome yeah let me see i got his name here um indiana senator jim banks

01:07:53.700 yeah i liked it yeah good job jim yeah proud of yours kudos um well guys with that being said we

01:07:59.860 got a brand new segment brand new segment coming to you guys right now the segment's called put it in

01:08:07.240 put it in yeah so every day every every every time i'm putting the show together you know someone

01:08:13.980 on the dms the podcast team they always hit me up like dj put this in oh yeah put the clip in so put it

01:08:20.140 in all right here we go well on okay get back things quickly take a turn so i got an idea for

01:08:28.560 the segment okay we got to guess who said who said who said to put it in okay who says put it in

01:08:34.840 okay all right that's the guess okay i think our our our audience has to guess guess who said to put

01:08:40.740 this clip in yeah okay here we go so you got to say in the comments we're not going to say

01:08:45.640 but we got to make a guess it was it me was a dj was it joe young was it ice cream joe was it keith

01:08:56.020 was it madat or was it z sean all right that's the list of players and you get to guess all right

01:09:04.180 so here we go brand new segment put it in let's check it out

01:09:07.380 things quickly take a turn when a demonic portland abortionist assaults a pro-life christian

01:09:16.180 any day now it's gonna happen we're gonna have the first death on a helicopter of a woman being

01:09:20.780 moved to oregon yeah for an abortion are you cool with that no i i that's very sad what percentage is

01:09:27.280 it of those women we need what fucking percent all of them that's the only way they can get abortions

01:09:31.300 so every woman that's getting an abortion is due to medical procedures no they're not

01:09:37.420 okay sorry to hear that that's most abortions that's not most abortions yes it is because

01:09:43.600 have you looked at statistics most abortions are cleanups after miscarriages and women can't get

01:09:48.380 those no it's less than 1.7 percent fucking moron oh you don't know the statistics are extremely

01:09:53.220 common and most women ought to have miscarriages and abortion are different what is what is abortion

01:09:57.800 no a miscarriage is a medical abortion no no it's not okay let me let me educate you okay

01:10:02.840 good example she's setting for her daughter there beautiful example yeah uh fucking attack someone

01:10:19.600 who's actually correct because your stupid ass doesn't know the fucking facts okay first of all

01:10:25.520 medical abortion is excluded from the abortion laws okay um so what the fuck are you talking about

01:10:33.260 i know she doesn't know she's fucking some stupid ass leftist who by the way this is a prime example

01:10:41.760 of someone who has never been held accountable to anything they do how old do you think she is

01:10:47.180 uh she's probably i mean 30 i was gonna say at least 50 no that woman's got a young daughter bro

01:10:53.500 she's like low 30s she just looks old okay for the last 15 years since she was 15 years old these

01:11:00.480 people have been able to say and do fucking anything without getting any repercussions okay

01:11:05.640 this is why they're so quick to violence and they're so quick to attack and if the other side was quick

01:11:12.540 to violence these people wouldn't even fucking exist the only reason these people just like canada

01:11:17.440 exist is because they are allowed to exist by the restraint of the physically superior people

01:11:23.000 that they have no problem attacking okay so of course she did because she's wrong she's got her kid

01:11:31.100 right there who who would fucking have a kid with that one imagine dealing with i guarantee you she's

01:11:41.780 single bro she has to be saying yeah i guarantee it because those people are insufferable or her

01:11:46.580 husband transitioned maybe but but what's she talking about the helicopter saying that there's

01:11:53.980 gonna be helicopter crashes of women trying to like fly to oregon to get okay well how many babies are

01:11:59.900 killed a year from abortion 40 million yeah okay so so you don't even you don't give a fuck about

01:12:06.760 that you know what i'm saying and by the way look man i don't think the government has a place to say

01:12:13.840 any of that shit i think we have a i think where it's okay to have personal belief and be very

01:12:20.120 convicted about it but what's not okay is that when you're presented with the actual facts of the

01:12:25.280 matter because the facts of the matter are that most abortions are not considered medical abortions

01:12:32.640 medically necessary miscarriages right every abortion law that i'm aware of and you might want

01:12:39.180 to fact check this excludes is there is there a medical is there any state that considers medical

01:12:48.080 uh miscarriages and they won't do it they won't go clean it out not to my knowledge i don't know

01:12:55.040 i'm 99.99 sure that does not exist in any state just like the exceptions for rape and incest

01:13:02.440 it's all there yeah still there so you know i don't know i think you know and this person's

01:13:13.540 gonna she's gonna play victim because the dude put her on the ground i want to see the full clip

01:13:17.460 i would like to see the full clip you fucking hit me in front of my dog i guarantee it that's what the

01:13:23.100 next thing out of her fucking mouth yeah you know these people have no problem running their fucking

01:13:27.760 mouths getting in people's faces and then when there's any repercussion whatsoever they're the

01:13:32.640 victim yeah what do these people shop at bro she shops at fucking you know real talk it costs a lot

01:13:40.940 of money to look like that really yeah like to look like you know how much money people spend to look

01:13:46.820 like shit to look like shit that's crazy for real bro they buy designer ugly ass shit and they think

01:13:52.840 that it's that makes them cool and they look like shit no bro that's old navy bro i don't know what

01:13:57.520 the fuck it is but dude these people are walking fucking hypocrisies you know what i'm saying i drive

01:14:04.860 a tesla but now i'm gonna attack you for driving a tesla you're right right you know what i'm saying

01:14:09.240 yeah fuck the green deal yeah let's make more carbon dioxide yeah it's burning this shit up and

01:14:13.920 they're all self-centered and fucking selfish as fuck what'd you find find anything um no i have to do more

01:14:20.720 research on that oh man let's fucking look it up here

01:14:25.680 okay here's the facts no state laws explicitly forbid medical care for miscarriages zero fucking zero

01:14:40.340 so her argument is complete fucking bullshit which is most of these people's argument and by the way

01:14:49.420 i don't really give a fuck real talk i i hope you have all the abortions because i don't want to

01:14:55.920 deal with you in 20 fucking years i don't want to deal with your kids being brainwashed with your

01:14:59.900 dumb ass shit all right so let's be fucking real i'm not above and you guys can judge me however you

01:15:06.300 want but there's an old saying never stop your enemy from making a mistake so why the fuck would we

01:15:12.200 give a fuck if the people who don't i know people are going to say well you know it's not the baby's fault

01:15:17.480 well the baby's going to be raised to be just like them okay so do you want to do you want them to

01:15:22.220 take care of the problem or do you want to deal with it for your whole life yeah true so i'm just

01:15:26.060 that's reality okay and people could judge however they want that's reality you know i don't like

01:15:32.040 people that act like this i'd like to have less of them and to your point this video on social media

01:15:39.720 has about 1700 comments and most of them are talking about how she should have never done that

01:15:45.320 in front of the kid and how poor the effect is going to be on the kid yeah most bro zishan think

01:15:53.620 about what she does in other times in front of the kid when people are not looking about what she does

01:15:58.460 bro how many times do you think she's called the police on black people barbecuing all of them

01:16:03.020 all of them she she that woman this is the hypocrisy of these people that woman will be

01:16:09.600 out marching with blm but the minute that a black person knocks on her door she's calling the

01:16:14.860 motherfucking police no doubt okay no she will fucking march for all the illegal migrants and all

01:16:20.720 the shit but the minute we say hey take one into your home well that's not safe for me she don't

01:16:25.180 want no illegal yeah it's all bullshit it's these people their ideology is all bullshit they don't

01:16:31.960 stand for anything they say they stand for that's fucking reality so it's we should just accept that

01:16:38.520 that's reality because they have no logical argument and i'm talking about leftists i'm not talking about

01:16:43.820 liberals i'm pretty liberal myself okay these people should be dealt with very directly hey fuck you

01:16:54.360 how about that i'm with it man yeah i'm with it bro i don't listen i go through my whole life

01:17:01.880 like that so i don't really give a shit oh man yeah and i love how these people think they

01:17:06.380 fucking know everything like where the fuck do we get off in society where your life just sucks and

01:17:13.100 everything about your life is horrible and you do you think you fucking know everything like if you

01:17:18.660 if you know everything why does your fucking life suck you know i'm saying why are you so angry

01:17:23.840 where's the pudding why don't you know the stats on the own on your own causes that you claim to care

01:17:30.000 about she looks like she's pregnant now well i i think she's just a plea but that's how she

01:17:36.380 fucking stands oh you know like oh god dude there's dudes that fuck girls like that dude that that's

01:17:46.200 the sad i know the fuck is wrong with you guys we gotta stop this shit yes oh hey it's you all be

01:17:54.500 fucking okay yeah no we don't do these yeah no we don't do these what do you do we i mean we listen

01:18:00.660 we definitely like listen i get it i get it all right right around april i get it okay gotta get

01:18:07.680 that tax return money okay

01:18:09.360 it's your guys fault bro no the one the ones that can march with us we don't go after

01:18:18.300 we want the ones that don't march with us that can't march with us you know what i'm saying

01:18:23.200 they gotta ride the scooter in the march

01:18:25.500 oh bro don't put that shit on us fuck bro yeah well guys brand new segment put it in who who who

01:18:36.100 sent that one who sent it who put it in who did put it in i bet i technically put it in

01:18:42.400 fucking dj yeah let us know guys down all right who was it was it andy was a dj was it keith

01:18:50.800 was it joe young was it ice cream joe z shan or madat let us know i think people know

01:19:00.680 your passion's pretty indicative brother that was not me

01:19:13.080 that wasn't me guys let's get to our last and finals headline we got our third set headline

01:19:21.380 number three i would never send a clip like that

01:19:24.740 oh man gotta talk about some judges we got some interesting things happening with some of our

01:19:32.080 judges uh so let's just highlight some good ones and some bad ones and what's shaking and what's

01:19:38.640 you know shakalacking over here all right did you see eric adams got his case dismissed

01:19:42.600 so judge dismisses eric adams case denying doj an opportunity to revive it later so this entire case

01:19:50.780 it has been dismissed with prejudice which means he's good and he's completely out the clear which

01:19:56.720 means it was total bullshit it was total bullshit the entire time i don't even like eric adams i

01:20:00.760 don't like him either but but you know what nigga ain't do it hey listen yeah well probably did

01:20:07.360 something but let's be real bro let's be real okay we say whatever we want about eric adams he doesn't

01:20:15.520 it doesn't feel like he's a part of their shit it feels like he's a guy who has liberal beliefs

01:20:21.160 who's not down with the leftist corrupt shit and you know there's a lot of things honestly dude

01:20:27.040 there's things he said i've been like bro he's fucking right you know so i you know nobody should

01:20:33.600 be prosecuted for things they didn't do yeah well here's the other interesting thing with this just

01:20:37.780 quickly they noted down here at the bottom but this arrangement um had the judge just dismissed this

01:20:43.540 uh with without prejudice meaning they could retry this at a later time that would have given trump

01:20:49.300 a massive uh leverage stake over adams you know so that even that whole collusion that they tried to

01:20:55.140 throw in there the fact that this got dismissed with with prejudice like it goes to show it was all

01:21:00.400 fucking bullshit of course it was all bullshit um so all right good job you know good good good work

01:21:05.920 judge but let's let's head to one that ain't doing too good let's watch one that ain't doing it too well

01:21:10.760 massachusetts judge charges ice agent with contempt of court for detaining suspect in the middle of his

01:21:18.040 trial do you hear this shit no oh man so a massachusetts judge on monday found a u.s immigration

01:21:25.860 and customs enforcement agent in contempt of court for detaining a dominican man in the middle of his

01:21:31.300 trial last week boston municipal court judge mark somerville accused ice agent brian sullivan of

01:21:38.240 violating the rights of the defendant william martel lebron uh sullivan did not appear for court

01:21:44.220 uh for the hearing uh quote this is a disturbing case somerville said uh quote it's a case of

01:21:50.400 obstruction of justice it's a case of violating the defendant's right to be present at trial and

01:21:55.840 confront witnesses against him couldn't be more serious martel lebron was taken into custody last

01:22:00.980 week following the second day of his trial on charges that he provided false information

01:22:04.980 in a driver's license application uh somerville dismissed the charges against mart uh martel

01:22:12.060 lebron uh somerville also criticized assistant district attorney from the sulfick county district

01:22:17.140 attorney's office in order them to investigate sullivan the agent so this guy who's not supposed

01:22:23.340 to be here hold on go back to what the judge said no right here this is a disturbing case somerville who's

01:22:32.180 the judge said it's a case of obstruction of justice it's a case of violating the defendant's

01:22:39.980 right to be present at trial and confront witnesses against him couldn't be more serious

01:22:47.000 absolutely judge you are the one obstructing justice and just to remind you this is not a citizen

01:22:54.820 of the united states which means he doesn't have the same rights that a citizen of the united states

01:23:01.540 has and as a judge you fucking know that okay you're an activist so let's talk that's right let's talk

01:23:09.920 about who's actually obstructing justice and then to try to investigate a man who is doing his job

01:23:18.600 to remove illegal migrants from our country that do not belong here that commit crimes and suck up tax

01:23:29.320 dollars from a struggling american citizenship okay so who's actually obstructing justice here i would

01:23:36.920 say that it's judge mark somerville that's my opinion and i think i'm pretty fucking correct on that opinion

01:23:43.840 he'll hold you into contempt that's right yeah from all the way in boston listen dude because like

01:23:50.500 here's the situation right the guy was actually he wasn't even in the courthouse he was outside the

01:23:54.520 courthouse and agents spotted him they fucking got him it doesn't matter if he's in the motherfucking

01:24:00.700 courthouse it won't matter because well here's the thing like this is what this judge would have done

01:24:04.180 the judge knows he ice was looking for him and a lot of times he's activist judges i've literally been

01:24:08.660 seeing these clips of this shit they will take that dude and like you know not release him on a

01:24:14.200 bond and hold him or whatever he has to do just why long that because they're active i bet this

01:24:19.440 motherfucker's funded by george soros there's no doubt i bet you if we look to see i bet you i'll bet

01:24:24.340 you trace the money by the way uh do you see what happened in minnesota oh of course i saw what

01:24:29.380 happened in minnesota yeah isn't that wild isn't that wild that uh you know susan crawford projected

01:24:34.940 winner of wisconsin supreme court election keeping courts liberal majority uh and then soros actually

01:24:43.120 funded her uh election with our money which now because they're going to redistrict could eventually

01:24:52.280 cost the united states the entire house and then we will deal with the same bullshit that we dealt with

01:24:58.080 in the first fucking term of trump where they're trying to impeach him every single fucking day for

01:25:04.200 the entire time okay george soros should be fucking arrested bro it wasn't just him george was in it

01:25:12.280 um the governor pritz uh pritzker from illinois all of these people all of these people they all need

01:25:18.140 to go to fucking jail 100 they all need to go to jail the craziest piece about this dude um so this is

01:25:23.440 just a screenshot this was four percent of the votes in uh shima was actually winning and then at 14

01:25:29.740 which is when ap called it they completely flipped essentially they completely flipped places there

01:25:35.480 so i mean i thought that was interesting but but here's what's really interesting right is because

01:25:39.760 must did come in you know like what love him i hate him he gave him 20 million bucks the guy's

01:25:44.560 transparent yeah he's very open and honest bro he was giving people a million dollars in the lottery to

01:25:49.200 fucking go vote yeah he knew it was an important his own money by the way that's not the tax that's not

01:25:54.900 our money right by the way your money just so we're clear was just used to elect a judge who is going

01:26:03.720 to end up creating a scenario where you're going to suffer more yep 100 but here's where it gets funky

01:26:12.680 andy because it's rules for thee but rules not for me 100 right let's go to a tweet by justice elects

01:26:21.540 susan crawford elon musk is buying off brad schimmel right so she tweeted this back in february

01:26:31.680 um and it was a reply to a tweet said building america's future an elon musk back group has now

01:26:36.240 bought 1.5 million of airtime on wisconsin's five markets in support of conservative supreme court

01:26:42.400 candidate brad schimmel that included 351k and mke and 349k in madison but this lady susan crawford

01:26:51.340 who just won she decided to tweet out saying elon musk is buying off brad schimmel okay soros

01:26:58.540 donated two million dollars they got funneled to you pritzker gave half a million and there was

01:27:04.320 another i believe it was a total of almost three million that came out of fucking nowhere from

01:27:08.560 other groups who knows where the fuck trace that shit back at but when she's questioned on that

01:27:13.220 she said no um george soros donation is just fine of course it is because it benefits her

01:27:21.340 look bro none of these people should be able to donate at all these things none like it it should

01:27:26.820 like these big donations while i appreciate uh what elon musk is doing and i understand why he's

01:27:33.840 having to do it play the game because that's yes because that's the game right but the game should

01:27:37.760 be fucking changed to where these people cannot do this it's fucking bullshit pritzker standing up

01:27:45.400 and stop mag extremism how's the state of illinois doing right now bro stop fucking obesity how about

01:27:50.820 that that's another thing did you see this fucking guy that trump just uh that trump just fucking

01:27:58.080 endorsed no um this guy representative randy fine yeah oh is that the big guy pro israel guy he's not big

01:28:09.160 he makes pritzker look like a fucking victoria's secret model he he makes the fucking good ear blimp

01:28:15.540 look like a fucking paper airplane yeah no shit okay they when this motherfucker walks into a fucking

01:28:22.220 buffet bro they lock the fucking doors oh good guy okay and he picture for them hold on yeah randy fine

01:28:28.080 randy fine randy fine put him up there bro i'm trying to find a full body shot they won't they won't

01:28:34.160 they don't want to show yeah they don't doesn't fit yeah i fucking that's anyway this fucking

01:28:41.460 motherfucker keeps tweeting oh he's a catfish bro huh he's a catfish did you find a picture of him

01:28:47.080 the neck up bro yeah well he's just oh no this guy listen that head does not match the body it don't

01:28:54.840 no oh fuck so randy so check this out so this guy's making tweets that says

01:29:02.720 there's no suffering adequate for these animals may the streets of gaza overflow with blood

01:29:10.020 i'm gonna read you a couple more of his tweets um so somebody tagged him and said you should he's

01:29:19.260 tweeting may the streets of gaza overflow with blood he also tweeted kill period them period all period

01:29:27.060 okay somebody tags him and says you should be ashamed of yourself how do you sleep at night

01:29:32.140 with a picture of a baby in gaza that has been a baby i'm talking dude newborn baby that's a disturbing

01:29:38.740 picture i don't get disturbed by much okay and they say how do you sleep with yourself and his response

01:29:44.540 is quite well actually thanks for the pick okay we do not need people like this in our fucking

01:29:50.620 leadership that have no fucking there he is there's that fat motherfucker good god yeah bro look at that

01:29:58.340 moose knuckle dude clearly he's a fucking got a pussy down there or something this guy hasn't seen his

01:30:05.280 dick since vietnam bro and and he's up here talking all this shit bro like fuck you man like and this is not

01:30:14.260 a side issue this is this is a humanity issue if you can look at a fucking picture of a dead baby

01:30:19.580 and say some fucked up shit like that i fucking can't stand it how the fuck can someone like that

01:30:25.760 be endorsed by donald trump yeah i'm just being honest and he's jewish like they have this clip

01:30:33.000 of him saying that we are a people that have been kicked out of every place we've ever lived for

01:30:36.980 2 000 years every single place okay well why is that why maybe we should ask why that is andy if

01:30:45.140 me and you went to with some some bars and every bar that we got kicked you know went to had a good

01:30:50.100 time we end up getting fucking kicked out right i'm talking about bar after fucking bar after bar

01:30:55.820 at some point we gotta say well why are we getting kicked out of the bar what the fuck okay and and bro

01:31:03.060 this is him saying it were you this is his words now i realize that a lot of you know full-blown

01:31:09.480 anti-semitic people fucking you know that's what the thing they say but he's saying this okay go go

01:31:16.640 back scroll back up he's saying this we are people that have been kicked out of every place we've ever

01:31:22.380 lived for 2 000 years well maybe it's because you say shit like thanks for the pick when you're looking

01:31:31.040 at a fucking dead baby okay that doesn't represent most of of most jewish people would not fucking

01:31:39.160 say that shit they wouldn't no they have empathy in their heart they say fuck that's fucking horrible

01:31:45.660 bro you get what i'm saying yeah like dude and trump's endorsing this guy what the fuck five year

01:31:54.900 he's calling for five year prison sentences for distributing anti-israel flyers he calls them a

01:32:02.600 hate crime how is how is criticizing a country a hate crime so so so basically you're trying to make

01:32:11.320 it so you can do and say and be whatever you want and and but nobody can say shit about it

01:32:17.280 fuck dude this is fucking am i off here no fuck no bro and fuck this dude

01:32:24.300 linda somebody named linda says randy finds so fat and massive he gives new meaning to the term dual

01:32:33.040 citizen he can literally be located in america and israel at the exact same time

01:32:41.200 bro you got a big moose knuckle man bro that guy's a fuck imagine how he smells oh man imagine

01:32:50.040 what this motherfucker smells like i bet it ain't bagels and he's talking all this mad shit bro like

01:32:55.700 you couldn't even fucking take care of yourself dude you couldn't defend yourself against anybody

01:33:01.180 somebody called him a fat lesbian

01:33:02.820 and bro i mean does he look like it he looks like he could you could no real talk if you took

01:33:12.160 that picture right there uh-huh and i said that is a fucking fat woman yeah would you she drives hold

01:33:18.460 on if you did not know who the fuck that was and i threw that up there and i said is that a man or a

01:33:23.520 woman look look at look at his arms zero tone zero def yeah yeah i'd be like yeah he probably drives

01:33:30.940 probably drive a subaru i would assume well there's certain subarus that are okay to drive

01:33:36.720 yeah like two of them yeah exactly two of them yeah but everything else is yeah homo sapiens

01:33:46.040 i just can't believe that these people you know oh you're in america he's he calls himself an

01:33:53.740 america hold on trump go back go back go scroll down listen to this so here's trump's tweet about him

01:34:00.320 scroll down oh okay fuck man what the fuck you think down means i can't fucking know i can't see

01:34:05.140 fucking keith is not this planet that we're seeing on the

01:34:09.380 okay america this is trump's tweet america first patriot randy fine is running to represent the

01:34:18.680 wonderful people of florida's sixth congressional district a highly successful harvard educated

01:34:25.140 businessman and greatly respected state legislator ron has been a tremendous voice for maga and

01:34:32.840 congress randy will be okay first of all you're never going to hear him speak because he's always

01:34:39.580 going to have fucking food in his mouth okay second of all what are you doing and endorsing

01:34:46.660 someone who's willing to say this about another fucking race of human beings there's no way that

01:34:52.300 trump didn't know this no that's what i'm saying bro and this is the shit where i'm like what are

01:34:57.040 you doing dude that guy's not america first you mean the guy who's saying that we should put people

01:35:02.900 in prison for five years for speaking critical thought when the foundational amendment of this

01:35:08.140 country is fucking free speech yeah no that's crazy bro bro that's disgusting shit and i'm not above

01:35:17.800 criticizing donald trump bro you're fucking wrong on this shit bro yeah and by the way you're out of

01:35:22.960 touch with where america is on it too look at his bio state senator running for florida's sixth

01:35:28.360 congressional district husband and father of two boys jewish and proud zionist speak for myself not for

01:35:33.760 this not the state of florida well that's kind that that's cool bro you can be pro all you want

01:35:39.020 anything but you shouldn't be in the government of this country no no bro i wonder if he's getting

01:35:49.860 destroyed in comments let's see oh of course he is yeah he's getting obliterated bro it's that picture

01:35:55.180 over and over again how old do you think that motherfucker is randy he's probably what like

01:36:08.960 40 he's 50 50 51 so i'm not good with white people ages bro well that's good because i'm not good

01:36:18.200 with black people ages you can't fucking tell black don't crack bro no i don't it don't mayonnaise

01:36:26.380 does spoil though mayonnaise get the fuck out of here yeah man that's fucking wild though bro that's wild

01:36:38.960 and that's wild so he's got a net worth of approximately 30 million dollars lives in a

01:36:45.100 five million dollar house got a jp morgan account of 750 000 and you know he has no remorse for people

01:36:54.100 across the world don't have shit that are being killed indiscriminately you know i'm saying that's

01:37:00.720 disgusting no it's fucking gross dude what does that say about where he thinks he stands in the in

01:37:05.460 the hierarchy of humanity versus everybody else right right bro listen it's not okay i don't give

01:37:11.700 a fuck what race you're looking at like i don't care if you fucking hate them i don't care if you're

01:37:16.500 mad at the country i don't i don't fucking care but to look at another human being and say

01:37:21.240 nice picture when it's a literally a fucking baby bro that baby okay a couple of weeks old that's

01:37:27.760 some of the most disgusting and disturbing shit and it should lend credibility to the argument of

01:37:34.600 what i was making earlier about how little they give a fuck about you and me and anybody because

01:37:40.660 if you're going to say that about that kid what the fuck you think he thinks about your kids what

01:37:45.560 do you think he thinks about your your guys's kids that are listening you know i'm saying he don't give a

01:37:50.700 fuck and bro these people don't there's very few people that do and honestly i'm friends with the

01:37:56.920 ones that do you know that's right so it's fucking wrong uh you know the i mean the good news is is

01:38:07.460 the guy's probably not going to fucking make it through a term i mean you don't listen you don't

01:38:12.140 see fucking people in their in their 50s and 60s that are that fucking big you know that guy's a

01:38:18.360 fucking ticking time bomb yeah imagine and that like that's why i was curious to look up how he was

01:38:23.980 successful yeah because how can someone has no fucking discipline whatsoever be successful

01:38:28.900 and i looked it up and he invested in some gambling company which makes sense so you take you take him

01:38:35.340 another gamble that's for sure guys jumping on this conversation let us know down in the comments what

01:38:40.700 you guys think was that thumbs up no that was no that was three that was three oh we got thumbs up

01:38:45.600 too shit no special sauce we're getting the whole fucking enchilada the whole banana the whole

01:38:51.480 fucking meat stick the whole cucumber yeah the whole eggplant old boiled hot dog the old fucking

01:38:58.900 96er oh i don't understand that reference well you wouldn't oh guys it's time for thumbs up

01:39:05.620 because yours is a sixer oh is that right yeah yeah you know i was gonna say earlier bro about the

01:39:10.140 bullying thing like you got bullied forever a little wiener no no like that's when the bullying stopped

01:39:14.400 but when when you accepted that you had a little wiener you signed it like i know i got a little

01:39:19.580 wiener guys and then it stopped usually that works all right guys let's get to a thumbs up

01:39:25.220 that failed it is what it is yeah um i just i'm just there's no prelude to this i'm just gonna put

01:39:33.760 it up here all right yeah i guess the only preface i will make here is i thought this was april fools

01:39:39.240 this article it's bro did you see val kilmer died i did man that fucking sucks bro dude yeah

01:39:45.420 great he was one of my favorite actors dude great actor like he was in the fucking he was in heat

01:39:50.580 batman he was fucking doc holliday and tombstone you probably never seen that okay bro top gun

01:39:58.660 top gun he's fuck dude he's played some iconic characters bro he was in the movie the saint

01:40:03.320 great underrated movie uh fuck dude jim morrison and the doors like bro yeah batman like bro he's

01:40:13.960 this dude sucks he was one of my favorite fucking actors he's young too my favorite uh yeah he's 65

01:40:19.580 he had a lot of health problems dude yeah um he had cancer like from two i didn't i read this last

01:40:25.820 night but it happened in 2015 damn uh but like bro that i mean you've never seen tombstone i'm not

01:40:33.800 here to bust your balls about it but dude the character he plays in tombstone is one of my

01:40:37.000 all-time favorite characters uh you know that tattoo that i have says play for blood that's one of the

01:40:43.260 lines from oh from the movie so yeah that's you guys seen tombstone right yeah fuck huh bro that's

01:40:53.480 that's a badass movie like for real you should watch it i'm not making fun of you for not seeing it

01:40:57.740 yeah tombstone white erp's good too that's what kevin costner right yeah that's good too i like kevin

01:41:08.080 costner um but yeah bro that character doc holliday in that in that movie is one of my fucking favorite

01:41:16.920 of all time yeah r.i.p yeah bro thanks for all the fucking good movies bro i still enjoy them now

01:41:24.180 you know i dude the character he played in heat was awesome you know yeah that sucks very humble dude

01:41:31.800 too like he's a very like when you see him in interviews and read his shit he was never he never

01:41:38.340 thought he was the star he always thought like he was blessed to be around all the stars which bro

01:41:43.240 what a way to go through life you know i'm saying he was very famous worldwide too what he was very

01:41:48.640 famous worldwide oh i knew of him way before i came to america really that yeah well what what

01:41:54.880 what movie did you know him from um uh was he in bollywood no no bollywood movies

01:42:00.640 what india is so big bro they got their own movie scene yeah they do yeah they produce the most

01:42:08.560 number of movies in the world yeah and dude superstars in india are fucking mega superstars

01:42:13.600 crazy yeah like you get a lot of fans outside huh i have a lot more fans that's right no it's real

01:42:18.480 shit no but no how do you become a superstar in india well you spend money you do good stuff i mean

01:42:28.120 yeah but like everybody looks the same so how do you stand out no that's so white and racist of you

01:42:35.560 i know we could say the same for you guys yeah that is true turn the lights on everybody looks like

01:42:42.360 baloney yeah i thought this was like an april fool's article yeah it's not so it was written on april 1st

01:42:49.200 this is not an april fool's article the headline reads i drink my own pee for the health benefits

01:42:56.560 i also do urine enemas and splash it on my skin to sunbathe

01:43:01.040 are we gonna guess the race of this person

01:43:04.840 because this is definitely a white person

01:43:08.380 a hundred percent bro

01:43:11.000 this motherfucker's whiter than shit bro listen this is am i wrong no it's your people yeah

01:43:17.560 this is one of these motherfuckers on the internet that can't fucking

01:43:21.120 they they don't want any chemicals and any of their shit they want to roll around the

01:43:27.320 fucking grass and sun their buttholes and shoot coffee up their ass and all this fucking shit

01:43:32.960 and tell you how dangerous it is that you do this and that and this

01:43:36.980 and you know and then they drink their own piss you know i'm saying

01:43:41.200 this is it yeah golden powers

01:43:43.640 troy casey has received a steady stream of press

01:43:48.720 from his unorthodox wellness regimen which includes the daily practice of drinking his own

01:43:54.280 pee a former model and author of ripped at 50 a journey to self-love casey has been drinking his

01:44:00.940 urine for years and he regards it as something of a diagnostic tool quote i think it teaches your

01:44:07.660 insides a little bit more about yourself of course that makes perfect sense casey he told the post

01:44:13.060 urine has stem cells amino acids and antibodies it's the hair of the dog a direct biofeedback loop

01:44:20.200 you know what's wrong with you as soon as you drink your morning pee does your pee tell you

01:44:24.740 so you drink your pee and it transmits a signal to your brain

01:44:28.540 that tells you you know like all the diagnosis what is this

01:44:33.180 how does this work i don't know let's check it out

01:44:35.640 okay today we're going to talk about the ancient art of shivambu or urine therapy now i'm not

01:44:42.800 advocating that you do it i'm talking about my own personal practice it resonates with you and you

01:44:49.280 think it's a good idea for yourself then i recommend reading jw armstrong's water of life and so i've been

01:44:56.460 practicing urine therapy for the greater part of the last two decades about 20 years i shook this one

01:45:01.960 up already because typically it has some type of residue some people call it ormus it's like a cloudy

01:45:08.980 white part of it i shook that up to integrate it into it now the folklore behind this is it has hgh

01:45:17.000 stem cells amino acids minerals i drink a little bit of it every morning this is aged urine and so

01:45:25.640 you pee in here you put a cheesecloth over it you get anaerobic bacteria going in it and then aerobic

01:45:31.320 bacteria you close it up and it seals it and it cooks out here in the sun i've drank this on camera

01:45:37.040 before i sky cowan's documentary she did of me it's very powerful it smells like ammonia the feeling

01:45:43.020 that i get from it is amazing and then it makes my skin look golden orange kind of

01:45:49.340 oh no gnarly tasting medicinal primordial i've said before it kind of gives you the feeling of

01:45:58.380 ayahuasca there you go sharing another one of my esoteric practices don't try this at home unless

01:46:03.620 you're a certified health nut too

01:46:05.380 what do you think that guy smells like

01:46:10.940 yeah bro you look bro why you smell like piss

01:46:15.800 holy shit man bro i knew this was a fucking white guy just take fucking just get on trt bro that's

01:46:27.320 right just go get some fucking testosterone and some fucking hrt and some fucking hgt put that

01:46:35.040 shit in you you'll be fine you don't have to drink your piss or smell like it what the fuck is all

01:46:41.640 this weird shit dude bro show people man nope dude it really is it fucking is you can't scroll

01:46:47.620 the internet without somebody saying some fucking bullshit so that they can get some fucking

01:46:51.900 attention yeah that's all this is bro look what i do i drink bro real talk man like real talk how

01:46:57.620 old is this guy 50 50s okay yeah i mean look you you don't look golden brown you look fucking retarded

01:47:05.880 okay i'm sorry i'm sure you're a fucking decent guy but i'm not gonna hang out with you because

01:47:12.960 dude you smell like fucking piss i can smell you i can smell you through the fucking screen

01:47:18.900 he's glistening with piss

01:47:23.080 how is this real

01:47:27.900 dude what the fuck

01:47:33.120 i'll try anything once so what i did earlier

01:47:36.040 no

01:47:36.520 no you didn't

01:47:39.320 i got a little bottle

01:47:41.800 i'm fucking with you

01:47:44.140 how much would it cost for you to drink a bottle of your own piss

01:47:49.000 ooh how big about like a like a water bottle right there like this little one

01:47:52.920 15 grand

01:47:54.140 50 you would drink a whole bottle a whole bottle of my own piss

01:47:57.080 i wouldn't even allow you to do that for that much money

01:47:59.200 there's no fucking way 15 grand i'd do it right now

01:48:01.560 there's no

01:48:02.080 are you fucking serious

01:48:03.660 i'm so serious

01:48:04.440 dude

01:48:05.440 no it's just piss

01:48:07.140 no

01:48:07.640 it's just piss

01:48:08.560 there's no way first of all you wouldn't

01:48:11.140 i would

01:48:12.360 second of all i wouldn't allow that

01:48:13.900 no

01:48:16.100 how much how much would you

01:48:17.200 what would be the price test

01:48:18.900 okay andy

01:48:20.200 you wouldn't

01:48:21.820 if somebody came in right now

01:48:23.920 with a briefcase

01:48:25.120 of fucking 50 million dollars

01:48:28.000 you ain't drinking your own bottle of piss

01:48:30.140 you can't put 50 million dollars in a small briefcase

01:48:33.000 yeah

01:48:33.360 so like that doesn't work

01:48:35.920 three briefcases

01:48:37.180 it's hard cash andy

01:48:40.460 50 mils

01:48:42.360 you ain't you ain't drinking your own

01:48:44.480 you gonna you ain't gonna drink

01:48:45.560 no i don't think so

01:48:46.720 maybe i would though

01:48:48.140 because like i know how much it takes to make that kind of money

01:48:52.060 i have a relative understanding of what 50 million is

01:48:55.640 unlike these fucking liars on the internet

01:48:57.480 that say you know

01:48:58.700 oh fucking you know you could spend fucking 100 million dollars

01:49:02.620 and not even

01:49:03.180 i'm i'm making 17 million dollars a minute

01:49:06.160 you know

01:49:07.760 you don't you don't know me

01:49:09.540 you've never seen me

01:49:10.880 you don't know my companies

01:49:11.940 you you you know

01:49:13.460 i have a lamborghini

01:49:14.560 and i'm making 20 million dollars a day

01:49:16.680 buy my shit

01:49:17.940 i actually have a fucking understanding of how hard it is to make that kind of money

01:49:22.200 so

01:49:23.800 you might

01:49:24.360 i would

01:49:25.600 listen we're getting into an actual range of reality

01:49:29.300 you know what i'm saying

01:49:31.480 yeah

01:49:31.720 but i i don't think i would do it for that

01:49:33.760 it would have to be still more

01:49:35.160 still more bro

01:49:36.800 gee

01:49:37.800 yeah because i don't need the money

01:49:39.120 yeah but i mean it's just

01:49:40.700 what am i gonna do

01:49:41.700 i don't know

01:49:42.700 i'm gonna fucking look at my life and be like

01:49:44.880 fuck dude

01:49:45.440 i i fucking had to drink piss to get this

01:49:48.120 my breath stinks

01:49:51.740 would you rather

01:49:57.820 would you for 15 grand

01:49:59.460 would you rather eat a whole entire shit of your own or drink your piss

01:50:03.600 no piss

01:50:04.540 yeah that'd be easier

01:50:05.620 yeah easy

01:50:06.260 well i'm not eating shit

01:50:07.400 come on i'm not a neanderthal

01:50:09.320 i'm a i'm a fucking civilized human being

01:50:13.660 i drink piss

01:50:15.000 yeah i just drink my piss

01:50:16.200 oh man

01:50:17.260 this these motherfuckers are on a different fucking thing bro

01:50:20.600 listen here let me tell you the truth

01:50:22.780 here's the truth

01:50:23.620 okay

01:50:23.980 y'all gonna fucking die

01:50:25.180 okay

01:50:26.120 it doesn't matter how much piss you drink

01:50:28.180 it doesn't matter how many fucking

01:50:30.360 i mean look it's a good idea to be in shape

01:50:33.260 it's a good idea to be in shape mentally

01:50:35.640 it's a good idea to take care of yourself

01:50:37.440 and all of this shit

01:50:38.740 but all you old motherfuckers

01:50:40.660 that think you're gonna live forever

01:50:42.540 you're not

01:50:43.120 and not only are you not gonna live forever

01:50:44.920 you're gonna not enjoy your life

01:50:46.480 because you're drinking your own piss

01:50:48.000 okay

01:50:48.600 and you won't let yourself have anything other than this or that or this this

01:50:52.620 at all

01:50:53.320 because it's got a pixie dust of some shit that you don't even fucking understand

01:50:58.060 i dude

01:51:01.040 like real talk

01:51:02.220 these like zealot fucking health people

01:51:05.340 are

01:51:06.340 they hurt more people than they help

01:51:09.240 yeah

01:51:09.520 that's the truth

01:51:10.240 because what they're doing is they're trying to get people to buy into their little cult

01:51:14.180 of extremism on on health

01:51:17.340 and people do

01:51:18.680 and uh you know

01:51:20.480 show me the fucking studies

01:51:22.660 of what you get out of drinking piss

01:51:24.800 i'm sorry i was dehydrated

01:51:26.680 does this guy have a program or some shit that he's selling

01:51:28.940 uh i think just that book

01:51:30.620 i don't know

01:51:32.520 whatever dude

01:51:33.220 all i'm saying is

01:51:34.380 it's this is insane shit

01:51:36.700 and you don't have to drink your own piss to be

01:51:39.080 look healthy and feel good

01:51:41.340 and dude it's very simple

01:51:43.840 you know

01:51:44.560 you gotta drink water

01:51:45.460 you gotta fucking

01:51:46.560 eat a little bit less than what the fuck you burn

01:51:49.060 you stay lean

01:51:49.860 okay

01:51:50.680 you gotta get your protein in

01:51:52.020 you gotta move

01:51:52.860 you gotta resistance train

01:51:54.300 outside of that

01:51:55.640 it doesn't really matter

01:51:58.020 no piss required

01:51:59.000 yeah

01:51:59.360 you take some multivitamins

01:52:00.740 fucking fish oil

01:52:01.720 if you want to be fucking

01:52:03.520 if you want to

01:52:04.260 anything you do after that

01:52:05.380 is extra

01:52:06.640 you know

01:52:07.400 you want to

01:52:07.800 you want to take creatine

01:52:08.780 helps you with your brain

01:52:09.680 helps you with your muscles

01:52:10.560 awesome

01:52:11.240 you know what i'm saying

01:52:12.260 yeah right

01:52:12.680 like we're not talking about

01:52:13.860 you don't have to drink piss motherfuckers

01:52:16.180 you know

01:52:16.820 like this shit is

01:52:18.280 it's gotten out of control

01:52:19.440 yeah

01:52:19.840 like you know

01:52:20.780 we went

01:52:21.160 we had fucking these dudes

01:52:22.600 you know

01:52:23.500 saying i gotta eat

01:52:24.540 you know

01:52:25.340 40 pounds of liver a day

01:52:27.360 and it just keep going

01:52:28.700 and going

01:52:28.940 and going

01:52:29.240 and going

01:52:29.500 and going

01:52:29.800 and now we're at drinking piss

01:52:31.060 yep

01:52:31.640 piss king

01:52:33.000 yeah

01:52:33.780 fucking

01:52:35.200 thumbs down on this one

01:52:38.020 yes

01:52:38.400 all right man

01:52:41.940 well guys

01:52:42.580 andy

01:52:43.180 that's all i got man

01:52:45.000 i'm disgusted

01:52:46.780 and i'm

01:52:49.260 dude i'm tired

01:52:50.000 like i'm tired of these

01:52:51.120 these like zealot people

01:52:52.580 who like

01:52:53.140 you know

01:52:54.040 like i don't fucking say

01:52:55.340 you have to do 75 hard

01:52:57.080 you don't fucking have to do it

01:52:58.500 if you want to

01:53:00.080 you know

01:53:00.400 if you want to do it

01:53:01.140 it'll fucking help you

01:53:02.020 you know

01:53:02.840 like

01:53:03.140 i don't know dude

01:53:04.260 like i'm just tired of these

01:53:05.960 you have to do it this way

01:53:08.780 and i love that he said

01:53:09.660 oh you don't have to do it

01:53:10.800 but this is what i do

01:53:11.720 but like

01:53:12.180 yeah that's because

01:53:13.220 you're gonna make people sick

01:53:14.200 and they'll sue the fuck out of you

01:53:15.300 i would never tell you to do it

01:53:17.640 fuck

01:53:18.160 yeah

01:53:18.620 dude imagine being someone

01:53:20.540 like

01:53:21.080 imagine being someone

01:53:23.180 watching this

01:53:25.680 and then legitimately

01:53:27.580 being like

01:53:28.480 fuck

01:53:28.840 i wonder if that works

01:53:31.000 fuck i'm

01:53:32.760 in any dm

01:53:33.520 hey

01:53:34.020 fucking

01:53:35.120 what's his name

01:53:35.900 troy

01:53:36.300 whatever the fuck his name is

01:53:37.740 hey man

01:53:39.260 what kind of

01:53:39.780 what kind of

01:53:40.680 what do you drink

01:53:41.880 to create the piss

01:53:42.840 you know

01:53:43.800 and like

01:53:44.060 what kind of cheese cloth

01:53:44.980 do you put on the jar

01:53:45.820 how big is the jar

01:53:47.120 how big is the jar

01:53:48.100 and then like

01:53:48.700 you know

01:53:49.460 how long do you have to

01:53:50.720 leave it in the sun

01:53:51.480 to get

01:53:51.740 like does it have to be

01:53:52.720 like fresh out of the sun

01:53:53.900 like steaming hot

01:53:54.800 like imagine

01:53:55.600 like this sounds like a bad joke

01:53:57.040 like

01:53:57.860 i thought it was april fools

01:53:59.160 it was real

01:53:59.780 dude

01:54:00.340 here's what i want you to do

01:54:02.240 i want you to go get a

01:54:03.600 this is

01:54:04.360 i'm fucking

01:54:05.120 dude i'm gonna teach you

01:54:06.240 the secret

01:54:06.900 of health

01:54:07.960 here's what you do

01:54:09.980 you go get yourself a jar

01:54:12.340 i can't even fucking say it right

01:54:14.460 you go get yourself a jar

01:54:16.720 and then you pee in it

01:54:19.480 just pee in it

01:54:20.080 just stay pee in it

01:54:20.900 yes just pee

01:54:21.820 does it have to go

01:54:23.100 like the thing

01:54:24.000 does it go in the jar

01:54:24.920 or just like

01:54:25.500 i mean you know

01:54:26.700 it helps with the enzymes

01:54:28.320 fully encompass it

01:54:29.420 yes if you just stick it all the way

01:54:30.900 okay i'm gonna have to get a really big jar

01:54:32.220 it helps with the enzymes

01:54:33.280 and you know

01:54:34.300 all the micronutrients

01:54:35.860 and all the things that you need

01:54:37.360 for sure

01:54:37.840 and with your feedback system

01:54:39.020 if you really want to get a signal back

01:54:40.700 you gotta stick your dick

01:54:42.620 all the way in the jar

01:54:43.560 let me touch

01:54:44.120 yes

01:54:44.760 if it

01:54:45.720 if you're blessed that

01:54:46.920 which i know you are

01:54:47.920 it's okay though

01:54:48.560 yeah

01:54:48.780 so

01:54:49.320 i'm afraid who needs a really small jar

01:54:51.120 yeah

01:54:51.360 yeah

01:54:51.780 well

01:54:52.240 like a preservative jar

01:54:53.480 you know what i'm saying

01:54:53.880 like jams

01:54:54.500 come in

01:54:55.260 like baby food

01:54:56.020 like that's okay

01:54:57.340 right

01:54:57.820 yeah

01:54:58.660 that's okay

01:54:59.660 so so here's what you gotta do

01:55:01.760 you gotta get the baby food jar

01:55:03.160 okay

01:55:03.480 and you stick it

01:55:04.420 stick your dick in it

01:55:05.480 okay

01:55:05.720 and if you

01:55:08.720 if you

01:55:09.160 eat the baby food first

01:55:09.900 no

01:55:10.180 if you

01:55:10.620 listen

01:55:11.040 i'm trying to tell you the secret of health

01:55:12.680 if you really want to get healthy

01:55:14.900 you stick your dick in the baby food jar

01:55:17.520 while the baby food's in there

01:55:19.300 okay

01:55:19.720 okay

01:55:20.340 and then you do that

01:55:21.840 until you ejaculate

01:55:23.020 all right

01:55:23.720 and then you mix it all together

01:55:24.860 and you eat that as your food

01:55:26.500 jesus

01:55:27.000 all right

01:55:27.320 then after you eat the food

01:55:29.040 what are you laughing about

01:55:30.760 i'm serious over here

01:55:31.800 after you

01:55:33.340 after you eat the food

01:55:35.800 uh-huh

01:55:36.460 okay

01:55:36.800 then you piss in the jar

01:55:38.680 the same jar you ate out of

01:55:40.360 yes

01:55:40.620 got it

01:55:41.000 this is the call

01:55:41.740 this is called the double whammy

01:55:43.460 got it

01:55:44.060 it's extra healthy

01:55:50.260 okay

01:55:50.740 all right

01:55:51.680 and then what you do

01:55:52.680 is you pee in the jar

01:55:54.680 uh-huh

01:55:55.420 all right

01:55:55.880 and if you don't leave it out in the sun

01:55:58.220 that's okay

01:55:58.740 you can microwave it

01:55:59.840 microwave

01:56:00.520 yes

01:56:01.160 with the metal lid on there

01:56:02.100 uh

01:56:02.860 you don't want to do that

01:56:03.780 got it

01:56:04.220 don't put the metal lid in there

01:56:05.540 you might want to cover it with a towel

01:56:07.680 or something like that

01:56:08.560 so it doesn't

01:56:09.100 you know

01:56:09.440 you don't want to lose any of the nutrients

01:56:11.020 yeah

01:56:11.200 don't want to lose it

01:56:11.740 right

01:56:11.960 well the microwave's going to keep it all in there

01:56:13.840 because it's like a closed space

01:56:15.420 yeah

01:56:15.760 yeah

01:56:16.240 and if it escapes

01:56:17.120 you just wipe that off

01:56:18.300 put it on your mouth

01:56:18.940 there we go

01:56:19.540 but

01:56:19.700 so dude

01:56:21.320 listen

01:56:21.680 this is very important

01:56:22.720 so if you don't

01:56:24.840 heat

01:56:25.260 the piss

01:56:26.560 it won't

01:56:28.100 give you the biofeedback

01:56:29.560 so like

01:56:30.340 you won't understand

01:56:32.680 what it's trying to tell you

01:56:33.440 that's how like tea works

01:56:34.300 like you gotta drink hot tea

01:56:35.380 for it to

01:56:35.960 yeah

01:56:36.360 yeah right

01:56:36.920 so like dude

01:56:37.680 the whole point is

01:56:38.520 is that when you drink the piss

01:56:39.800 it tells you what's going on

01:56:41.480 with your body

01:56:42.000 like Troy says

01:56:43.100 yeah

01:56:43.540 okay

01:56:43.920 so if you

01:56:44.740 do it room temperature

01:56:46.300 or it's not hot enough

01:56:47.820 you don't get all the benefits

01:56:48.920 it makes complete sense

01:56:50.720 and then what you do

01:56:51.600 is

01:56:52.500 you know

01:56:53.020 you drink the piss

01:56:53.900 as hot as you can handle

01:56:56.900 and

01:56:58.160 and you'll feel great bro

01:56:59.540 I love it

01:57:00.100 it'll change your whole life

01:57:01.680 now

01:57:02.020 and if there's any like

01:57:03.060 in there afterwards

01:57:04.020 you just rub that on your body

01:57:05.660 got it

01:57:06.280 yeah

01:57:06.660 now can I put cucumbers and shit

01:57:07.900 in there

01:57:08.320 in the piss water

01:57:09.080 no

01:57:09.380 because

01:57:09.800 if you do that

01:57:11.380 just for like

01:57:12.860 extra hydration

01:57:13.620 no if you do

01:57:14.700 that will mess it up

01:57:16.040 got it

01:57:16.460 don't want to mess it up

01:57:17.340 okay

01:57:17.540 it's

01:57:18.060 it's

01:57:18.500 it's

01:57:19.080 science

01:57:19.660 science

01:57:22.440 by my course

01:57:23.160 yes

01:57:23.860 I teach you how to do it

01:57:25.480 there's a few other steps

01:57:27.340 there's a few other things

01:57:28.420 there's a few other things

01:57:29.580 that you can do as well

01:57:30.600 but that's in my course

01:57:32.260 it's 997 dollars

01:57:34.760 I mean if I get to live forever

01:57:36.860 though that sounds like

01:57:37.540 a bargain

01:57:38.140 yeah I mean like

01:57:39.140 that's

01:57:39.640 that's just what it does

01:57:40.820 you know

01:57:41.680 it makes you live forever

01:57:43.280 it was actually

01:57:46.180 20,000 dollars

01:57:47.120 you were giving it a deal

01:57:48.060 oh yeah

01:57:48.680 I mean that's what I charge

01:57:49.700 everybody else

01:57:50.400 oh

01:57:50.820 I'm charging you 997

01:57:52.420 special

01:57:52.840 yeah because everybody else

01:57:54.240 they pay 20,000

01:57:55.300 geez man

01:57:56.120 yeah so

01:57:56.660 I'm hooking you up man

01:57:57.700 you know

01:57:58.240 if you don't buy it

01:57:59.560 if you don't buy it

01:58:00.680 you're an idiot

01:58:01.260 oh yeah of course

01:58:02.680 who doesn't want to live forever

01:58:04.180 exactly

01:58:04.880 right

01:58:05.420 yeah

01:58:06.200 but listen

01:58:06.780 it's because I like you

01:58:08.940 I am going to give it to you

01:58:10.500 for 997 dollars

01:58:11.800 sign me up

01:58:13.640 all right

01:58:14.160 you would sign up for that bro

01:58:15.880 you bought a timeshare

01:58:16.700 fuck out of here man

01:58:18.820 yeah

01:58:19.080 you bought a fucking timeshare

01:58:20.860 I fucking got you in

01:58:22.600 right there

01:58:23.100 yeah I can see your eyes spinning

01:58:25.380 I had a DJ hypnotized

01:58:27.040 all right

01:58:28.940 well that's all I got

01:58:30.100 hey

01:58:30.460 don't be a hoe

01:58:31.860 share the show

01:58:34.180 went from sleeping

01:58:34.980 on the floor

01:58:35.840 now my jewelry box froze

01:58:37.540 fuck a pole

01:58:38.340 fuck a stove

01:58:39.180 counted millions

01:58:40.060 in the cold

01:58:40.860 bad bitch

01:58:41.720 booted swole

01:58:42.540 got her on bankroll

01:58:44.160 can't fold

01:58:45.040 doesn't know

01:58:45.860 headshot

01:58:46.660 case closed

01:58:47.560 closed

01:58:48.200 quiet

01:58:49.000 close

01:58:50.260 down

01:58:50.940 keep space

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