863. Andy & DJ CTI： Countries Hit By Trump Tariff Seek Negotiations, Jasmine Crockett Says "Black" As Qualification For Job & Women's Fencer Takes A Knee In Protest To Face Trans Opponent
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Summary
On this episode of Balls and Sticks, the boys discuss the case of a dad who left his three kids alone for an hour and a half at a McDonalds while he went to a job interview. The problem is, he was not on the job interview at the time of the incident.
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you know what i'm talking about he's definitely on the scooter huh he's on the scooters for sure
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yeah whatever all right well let's just start i said he had a moose no
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he did he did have a moose knuckle he did have a nice moose knuckle okay so we just start
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without the intro dabbing we start with the moose knuckle moose knuckles man
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all right everybody here we are lucky you talk about moose knuckles man all right don't forget
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to share the show don't be a hoe share the show all right what's up man hi how's it going good
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um so you know this is real af i think so balls and strikes yes call it how we see it
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we have been uh bamboozled oh really we have been bamboozled by what and um calling balls and
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strikes we gotta gotta we gotta we have to uh address this okay okay um so yesterday we had
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a story uh we brought in about the dad down in georgia right uh-huh and um you know oh so
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it wasn't as innocent as what it seems i already know the end of this story man
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i already know and we already know i wasn't doing nothing right
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wasn't even my pants um you know and ab put together that little go fund me all right yeah
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by the way at the time of the recording i just checked it it's at 80 grand okay um 30 30 000 over
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the original goal um chris lewis so yeah we gotta put some shame on chris lewis today
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shame on chris well so where are we going with this so a tweet came out and i did my back end
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verification on this and there's still listen you like to verify the back end i do very listen it's
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important to verify the back end make sure that the back end's right you know i'm saying and like
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that's all that's back there very very important the back end you know i'm saying make sure there's
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nothing in the front there you know you never know these days ask but verify trust right that's
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right it's 2020 could be one of them lady wieners
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sneak up on you oh man so i had to i had to verify the back end here and you know listen
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still still innocent to proven guilty in the court of law right uh but apparently augusta police
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say the dad who left his three kids at mcdonald's wasn't on a job interview at all
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left his kids alone for an hour and a half mom got called to the restaurant who wasn't happy full
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report has been sent to me so this is a guy named clay clay travis who is alleging that he has a full
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report that was released to him by the richmond county sheriff's office um and i mean it goes in
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depth we ain't got to read it at all it's three pages um but they you know i see something about
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delivering a backpack delivering a backpack of full of what to wear i still have the backpack on them
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oh now and listen law enforcement in this situation it was a very thorough investigation
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actually like i mean they went all the way up to the place where he said he was doing the interview
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they contacted that person checked the camera footage it was days before when the actual interview
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happened um but they concluded in this email here uh based on the video evidence and the timeline
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provided by all parties involved it was determined that mr lewis was not engaged in a job interview
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or application process during the time the children were left unattended furthermore by his own admission
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he was walking between mcdonald's and the hendrix apartments on foot during that period the distance between
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these two locations is approximately 0.4 miles given the facts and timeline established through bwc footage
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witness statements and follow-up investigation it was determined that a misdemeanor charge or deprivation
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of a minor was appropriate to ensure the welfare of the children and facilitate a review of the matter
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by the court this charge ensures that all parties have an opportunity to appear before a judge determine
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if the children are receiving appropriate care full incident report to follow um but i mean they they
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went they went all over i mean they went all over they went to the place i mean they got them on footage
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he was not at a job interview i don't know what he was doing it says in there that they interviewed go
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back they interviewed the 10 year old kid go back back a couple slides back victim number one
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10 year old child say to the chi she further stated that her father left to deliver a backpack
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to the hendrix apartments and told her he would return shortly what does that what is that
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what's that sound like is that oh victim witnesses number one and two both reported at arriving at
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the restaurant at a pro that's i mean that's a very loose term of restaurant
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at approximately 16 30 4 30 p.m and observing the children there without adult supervision
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they recalled that the father was on the phone with someone and overheard saying he needed to drop
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i mean technically he was working his job sounds like
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might be already gainfully employed yeah it sounds like it you know i'm saying i mean look
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it sounds like he's doing you know some sort of uber deliveries you know or dash yeah
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all right so i mean just an update you know i'm saying hey man you know what i was trying to give
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him the benefit of the doubt bro that's all it was shame on you chris yep fool me once fool me never
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again yep once you go yellow you always go back to black
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what well i knew a guy used to say that what does that mean i knew an asian guy used to say that i
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thought it would throw it in there oh once you go oh yeah once you go yellow you always go back to
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black yeah yeah i mean i get it yeah um ab also had an update uh something to say on this at the uh
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you know with all these updates now he also uh tweeted this out again saying spoke to his girlfriend
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this morning she said he was at a job interview and that they uh they have been homeless since
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november but uh he's saying that no funds will be sent to family till story is verified if can't
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verify story i will have go fund me refund the money to everyone who has given thanks it's the best way
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to handle it i mean classy way to handle it you know you want to have a good heart man but listen
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there's fucked up people out there there are and um yeah chris do better do
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better that's my buddy joey swole likes to say on the internet do better do better yeah you need
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he says it like this you need to do better he's right oh he's right chris should be listening man
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yeah so we'll see man we'll keep you guys updated but it is cruise the internet it is so let's do some
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more cruising all right we got a plethora of headlines for you guys indeed and indeed yeah um and if you
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guys want to see any of these articles pictures links videos go to andy for seller.com you guys
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can find them link there so buy some shit too yeah you're saying i mean i popped open the screaming
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for you yeah buy buy some energy drinks some protein sticks those meats get yoked join the revolution
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and punch a hole in the drywall i mean yeah what difference does it make
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just go fucking crazy and then you'll have enough energy to patch it you know what i'm saying
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yeah you'll learn a new skill that's what we always talk about sometimes you got to break shit on
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purpose just to figure out how to fix it it is what it is you know this is what it is well let's get
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into our cruise man we got some hell of the headlines uh tariffs little update like i said we had a show
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just yesterday covering uh some of this but um update apparently we're getting some people that are
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starting to buck the whip now when it comes to this economic situation in the country uh some
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countries targeted by trump tariff seek negotiations china says no winners in trade war yeah well they've
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been winning they've been killing it yeah they've been they've been crushing it so somebody's been
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fucking winning yeah you know i'm saying um but uh but yeah world leaders across the globe are reacting
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to president donald trump's liberation day tariff announcements uh with some expressing
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disappointment and others making threats on wednesday the president announced a baseline tariff
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of 10 on imports in addition to reciprocal tariffs based on what each nation imposes on u.s goods
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trump believes uh these tariffs will incentivize foreign investment in the u.s and spurred domestic
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growth um now a lot of people like i said some people are kind of pissed off other people want to
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want to you know now they're calling for meetings and sit downs to try to fix this after they've been
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leeching off fucking american people for the last god knows how long um european commission president
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ursula von der leyen um called the tariffs a quote major blow to the world economy uh von der leyen said
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in a statement that there would be quote unquote countermeasures though she did not specify what they
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would entail meanwhile china's foreign ministry said that quote there are no winners in trade wars and
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tariff wars according to the ap um uh we got mike pence because you know here's the other thing
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talk about stuff getting more expensive for american people right how much more right if that is the
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route that we go and things just do you know get more expensive and the countries don't just you know
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take the tariffs away right um this headline reads the eye-popping amount trump's tariffs will cost
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each american family revealed uh now this full disclosure this is from mike pence
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okay who loves trump clearly fucking loves this guy yeah right um definitely a patriot american
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first guy yeah definitely he'll give you an unbiased account on of trump for sure yeah um but yeah the
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group founded by former vice president mike pence estimates the plan will cost american families more
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than 3 500 a year that's the rough estimates um the analysis noted the price tag would easily erase
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three years worth of pay raises for most families um it also found that major purchases such as a new
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home or car could cost family seven thousand dollars or more i mean like you mean you mean seven
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thousand more instead of the double that was created by all the money that they printed in the
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last four years that's what i'm saying i was like what's the difference between like i mean it's look
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it's not good that anything goes up but that's a ridiculous argument coming from what we just went
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through coming from a ridiculous man i agree yeah some of the uh the tariffs to put in now it's also
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important to to note here too these reciprocal tariffs they're it's a discounted reciprocal tariff
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right and it's literally just put in to actually balance out the effective because you know we still
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tariff some of their other shit anyway so it kind of balances everything out but um trump had a nice
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chart that came out and displayed to everybody these are this is just one little screen grab of it but
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uh like you know all in all uh 67 is what china charges the united states so we hit them back with
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34 to balance out why why would they get why do they get 34 if we get 67 yeah i don't i think i think
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the the asterisk says it includes uh currency manipulation and trade barriers i mean there's
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other numbers that goes into that that's what i'm saying from what i was able to understand
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it's basically like that is the equal amount once you balance everything out is what it comes up to
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some countries though they are like legitimate equal to equal um and uh yeah i mean it's interesting
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like the uk is 10 so we charge them 10 um i think at brazil 10 to 10 right so i mean you got that like
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i said some countries are still you know they have pulled out and turned off all of the tariffs on the
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united states um israel being i think that's i think that's i think that 34 to 67 for china is
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taken uh into account that we consume so much chinese goods that if we raise the same amount
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it would be unaffordable well that's because we don't have the infrastructure set up to support
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that's correct right and i think that's yeah that's the key man it's like we can't just fucking
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cut everybody off we don't have nothing set up yet you know i'm saying like let's get our shit set up
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yeah cut everybody the fuck off yeah fuck them it is it is what it is man i agree um i also saw this
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i wanted to address this down uh because i saw some comments people talking about oh you know japan you
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know they do that because you know we get all the rice we don't produce rice here in the united states
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fun fact for you guys do a little research um japan's not even the top five for rice production
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just to be clear okay china india malaysia indonesia japan doesn't even crack top five
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they actually buy more rice and they import that shit into the japan and then send that shit to us
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just to be very very clear here okay we have been getting bamboos with a fuck only that dude
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a lot of people won't they won't allow our food to go over there because it's so chemically altered
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100 which is a whole nother piece of the fucking equation too um a lot of countries won't even take
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our food that we grow because of how we grow it yeah so i mean it's that you know just a little
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fun fact for you there um and other news got a little last little uh little change up here now
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this one kind of shocked me a little bit did you see that um eric adams mayor adams he's dropping out
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of the democratic primary and he's going to be running as an independent he's completely left the democrat
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party i'm not surprised by that i'm i'm not but i will say honestly i didn't i didn't see independent
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i actually thought he was just running as a fucking republican bro i really did well i mean that's a
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stepping stone that's what that means yeah i mean what that means is i'm going to run as a republican
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and i don't want to lose everybody that i had you're out the closet but you're not like but i'm still
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going to suck a dick once a while no no no hold on the other way around right yeah right right right
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i don't know yeah he's still gonna get glizzy yeah i just want to talk about the glizzies
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i just want to throw that in there it wouldn't be a proper show if we didn't gotta have glizzies bro
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gotta have them but uh but yeah so eric adams announced thursday he will uh that he will not
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seek the democratic nomination for mayor instead pushing all his chips in on a long shot run as an
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independent candidate his honor dropped the bombshell news in a campaign video announcement just one day
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after a federal judge killed his corruption case for good quote more than 25 000 new yorkers signed
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my democratic primary petition but the dismissal of the bogus case against me dragged on too long
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making it impossible to mount a primary campaign while these false accusations were held over me
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adam said in the six minute spiel uh quote but i'm not a quitter i'm a new yorker he continued
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and that's why today although i am still a democrat i'm announcing that i will forego the democratic
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primary for mayor and appealed directly to all new yorkers as an independent candidate for the
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general election um so yeah i mean we'll see it'll be interesting man um we'll see what happens yeah
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we shall see what happens but yeah man guys jumping on this conversation uh let us know down in the
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comments what you guys think uh with that being said let's go check out some of these comments
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yeah cruiser comments guys uh this first one comes from at
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moolisharepippin moolish andy said put it in that he's correct that's correct it was you yeah it
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was me i think you sent me a couple more but i don't that's a good guess buddy i don't think i
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got them in time um yeah put it in moolish areppin
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moolisharepippin what that's his name melice hairpin harpin
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moolisharepippin that's what it is all right uh we also got some pretty weird fucking people
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we got good people yeah a little weird okay uh this next comment comes from at joseph
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uh schultz four says i'm drinking it for ten thousand dollars really bro's drinking his own
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piss for it just depends on where you are bro yeah ten thousand bucks you know for a lot of
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people that would change everything man that's no it just depends on where you are really the
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question is how much here's how much are you drinking no the question is
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would you change your life by drinking a drink of piss your own piss would you change what do you
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mean would you change because that'll change his life the amount of money that will change
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my life is a lot more so the price has to go up yeah see i think the question is how much
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like how much do i have to drink like we're talking about a full bottle oh yeah that whole
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jar bro no okay see that's different we said 16 ounces yesterday that's one oh yeah we did all
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right yeah so one of these yeah bro i'm gonna need at least 50 you know i'm saying at least 50 50
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what fifty thousand dollars at least for 16 ounces yeah yeah that's yeah at least and it's mine
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like it has to be mine i ain't drinking nobody else's piss it has to be out in the sun all day
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oh like the dude said like not follow directions not fresh from the tap no
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i feel like that's basically kombucha one of the fucking weird people be drinking yeah i'd imagine
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it'd be about the same yeah i got one of those one time bro kombuchas one of those like i was out
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there in california dude i got one of the you know they're all drinking these drinks oh it's so good
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for you yeah i got one shit this sucks like piss it went right in the trash bro it was like 15
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dollars bro you know what i can't stand bro i can't stand the people that like will like drink that
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shit in front of you and act like it's so good they're like they're like
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yeah it's it's so good like you're a fucking liar yeah they all are lying you're lying you're lying
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no doubt you're lying you're weird it's like the people who put their cold plunge out to watch them
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get in it but you know that thing is at like room temperature oh it's so cold yeah you know what i'm
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you know they do that shit yeah yeah it ain't even that cold yeah it ain't that cold that's how i feel
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about ipa drinkers too bro they're the same same things bro ipa beers are fucking disgusting and
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they drink that stuff like it tastes so good i mean stouts are worse but see i'm okay with a good
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guinness like guinness is fine guinness i don't think guinness is a stout it's a stout what is it
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it's not a lager no it's just a black beer i don't think it's stout oh maybe it is what is it
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look it up is guinness a stout or a lager no i don't think it's a lager either it has to be
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something i think guinness is his own thing bro guinness yeah i like guinness it doesn't taste like a
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stout guinness is a type of stout huh is it specifically an irish dry stout
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you're wrong oh you're just making that up over there that's what it is people this is racism
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this is um indeed indeed yeah uh we got another weirdo too at rizzy uh rizzy rizzy rizzi riz
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riz dup rizzy riz dup bro 15k is 15k man we're learning a lot about our people and that's what
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i'm dude i'm worried actually guys we got to start making some money so you don't have to get so
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desperate bro guys motherfuckers gonna drink your own piss for ten thousand dollars
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you know what i might bring a couple of these people in here let's try change some lives
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or maybe look at it as like they are hustlers no they're looking at the opportunity and grabbing
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it that's the way i see it i'd say we put that to the test i say i say we put that to the test
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we do an exclusive show all right pay-per-view that motherfucker dude that's how rogan got his start
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really yeah fear factor oh yeah that's right yeah yeah basically yeah if we want to get to the next
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level bro this is what we got to do we got to get some deer penises in here and see who will eat
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it ain't that right joe hey 50 bucks is 50 bucks yeah you know what i'm saying yeah
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let's do it let's test and see how how real these people are man no here's a question for you
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what if we can go back in 1999 and you know all that you know right now and you're told back in
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1999 that you can get the 26 years of progress in two years but you have to sit in a glass box full
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of snakes for 14 hours but you can shorten this 26 year of your entrepreneurship journey
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knowing knowing where i would be knowing where you would be 14 hours in a box full of snakes
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yeah i would do that and i hate snakes i would definitely do that oh you would i expect bullshit
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i don't think you would do what kind of snakes they can't be poisonous they can't be poisonous
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no snakes are poisonous no they are no snakes are venomous yeah all right fucking mr wizard
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same thing same thing fucking steve erwin over here you die snake you die poison you die yeah
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and then and then go where straight to jail that's right
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listen y'all be charming the motherfuckers i thought y'all would know
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thought you would have knew that as long as as long as you would be there to coach the snakes
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i'd be all right bro my ancestors didn't teach me that yeah they did it
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no they didn't well the snakes remember so they listen to you
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yeah all right all right but i probably you know if we looked at it like that i'd probably drink
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the pee back then you know i'm saying for that they drink the pee oh yeah i would ferment it
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dude if it's 16 ounces and i could do that in two years yeah hell yeah bro absolutely yeah it
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wouldn't even be a doubt no question yeah that's easy yeah that's easy all right well sweet guys
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bro i i would i'd funnel that shit like a beer bong a couple of them
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now now we're making now we're now we're getting it yeah all right you shotgun that shit bro yeah
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because that'd be the easiest way like you just get it done you're like damn man you smell like
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oh shit all right man all right well guys we appreciate your weird asses yeah um you're weird
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uh yeah appreciate you guys yeah uh with that being said let's keep the cruise cruising we got
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headlines uh number two second set we have a uh fruitian the freudian freudian freudian slip up
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it's like a nip slip it's like a nip slip but with your brain
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but with your iq yeah and uh it should not be shocking um i don't know why i like putting this
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lady in in the show so much jasmine crockett oh my god jasmine crockett jasmine crock full of shit
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uh sets off social media after touting being black as qualification for public defender job
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i mean she let it all out she told us what we already knew
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what's that i didn't see it oh you haven't seen this no oh this is great this is great let's dive
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into listen i'll be real there's certain people when i see them talking on the internet i scroll
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right past immediately tune it out yeah she's one of them yeah yeah i'm starting i'm starting to
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dislike her more than cory bush oh i i think she's worse than cory bush yeah i do think she is worse
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than cory bush because at least cory bush like like she was just stupid you know i'm saying but this
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lady like she she tries to play the smart card which makes her even more stupid yeah you know i'm
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saying yeah to me that's like you're trying to insult my intelligence yeah yeah at least uh at
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least cory bush i believe was keeping it real to what she believed yeah she i mean she hired her you
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know her boyfriend married him and then called him her security and paid him you know hundred
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thousand dollars of taxpayer money yeah she needs safeties that's what she told us she didn't deny it
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no she didn't deny it yeah about it she's like hey yeah what it is yeah he protects me both inside
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and out yeah you know what i'm saying yeah cool jasmine crockett's like you know like you said
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i'm i'm an intelligent woman and you need to listen to me and i know what i'm talking about
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and it's interesting to go back and watch videos of her from five years ago and then watch them now
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yeah right it's like she's trying to like outdo the aoc yeah style aoc doesn't even do that with
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hispanic aoc doesn't do that anymore because it didn't work for her it didn't work yeah this
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it made it made her way less credible and she recognizes so she stopped doing it made the pivot
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except when she loses her temper and then she you know she lets it go comes out a little bit she's
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latina yeah chocolate start throwing and flying i mean dick start getting cut off i think that's
00:26:27.520
the latina move this lady right here though man she is a work of art um jasmine crockett uh on wednesday
00:26:34.760
appeared to boast that her being black was a big contributor to getting hired as a public defender with
00:26:40.340
zero experience uh yeah that's why they ended it's not good yeah that's not something to brag
00:26:49.680
about you send a niggas to jail it's not good like you're losing like you know i'm saying it's not
00:26:55.660
okay uh crockett relayed the story during a house judiciary subcommittee on oversight uh meeting on
00:27:02.000
corruption in the fbi under the biden administration she used it as an argument to defend diversity in
00:27:07.820
law enforcement let's check this clip out say because you've been gracious is this when i first
00:27:13.240
became a public defender i had no criminal defense experience and i walked in and i told my boss charlie
00:27:19.200
i said listen you should hire me he said why i said because i'm black charlie looked at me like i was
00:27:25.120
crazy and she got the job that is crazy that is crazy that's a crazy that's a crazy thought you know
00:27:34.100
what i walked into you know amazon and i told jeff bezos that i should run amazon he asked me why
00:27:43.780
i said because i'm white yep it sounds crazy sounds crazy all right sounds great but it doesn't sound
00:27:49.980
crazy when she says it no it's it sounds fucking stupid when she says i'm just saying like how how
00:27:55.740
how does anybody not look at that and be like that is the dumbest shit i've ever heard in my life
00:28:00.300
od i has to go you know what i i you know i went down to the hospital man and i said you know what
00:28:07.040
i'm tired of i'm tired of you know being this entrepreneur that out earns all of you geniuses
00:28:13.820
right so i would like to come down here and be a doctor now yep you know audiologist yeah i don't
00:28:19.320
have any experience well why should we allow you to be a doctor well because i'm white yep you know
00:28:25.300
yeah yep makes sense to me makes perfect sense makes perfect sense now let me go you know play
00:28:32.420
with people's lives and freedom yeah i'm saying with zero experience i play doctor every time i go
00:28:36.820
doctor's office anyway do you yeah i just park in their spot i park in their spots to let them know
00:28:43.500
you ain't shit yeah right right that's real talk i know you do i do that yeah because they're all
00:28:48.300
egomaniacs they all think they know everything because they went to 15 years of school to make
00:28:54.000
fucking 500 grand which that's stupid in itself uh and then you know they they drive their entry
00:29:02.820
level Porsche 911 and talk down to everybody so i make sure that when i go to the doctor i drive
00:29:07.180
something nice which is anything i have and uh i park it in their spot yeah you do yeah yeah and
00:29:14.180
they don't say shit like damn he's doing pretty good dude you know what real talk
00:29:22.380
i can't stand doctors yeah i got some friends that are doctors they're all nice people
00:29:30.700
yeah man this shit's crazy though i mean the argument in itself does not make sense
00:29:37.160
and you know technically it's gone technically there's still going to be hopes and tries right
00:29:43.320
people are still trying it um so let's go back up to new york real quick because it's still being
00:29:48.100
tried uh new york school district hit with lawsuit over spartans mascot deemed symbol of white supremacy
00:29:56.300
oh god this is this is great so a long uh a long island new york school district is facing a lawsuit
00:30:06.480
from a father and local civil rights leader who claims the school district's new mascot is a
00:30:12.000
symbol of white supremacy william king moss iii is liptown naacp president former mathematics teacher
00:30:20.180
in brentwood union free school district and father of two brentwood students filed the complaint against
00:30:26.120
the district on march 26th moss's complaint accuses the district of selecting the spartans as their new
00:30:32.920
mascot despite it being uh racially problematic claiming the ancient greek warrior is a symbol of
00:30:41.120
hate banned by state law his complaint contends that in january 2024 the district began collecting ideas
00:30:47.820
from the community for a new mascot through an online survey the responses were narrowed uh to six
00:30:53.560
options the district said it selected the spartans after this choice received the most votes so it was
00:30:58.880
democratic in nature all right now the previous uh the previous mascot uh they were the indians
00:31:08.740
okay and that you know okay we can't you know can't do the indians so we got to change it
00:31:15.300
and so they voted now moss argues um mars moss argues uh that the options chosen so these were the final
00:31:23.700
six i guess it was green machine bears owls bulldogs and eagles um and that none of those were members of an
00:31:31.540
identifiable or generally perceived protected class like the spartans he says um spartans are the
00:31:39.600
identifiable and generally perceived protected classes of white non-hispanic and race white and color greek and
00:31:45.400
national origin and spartan or greek and ethnicity ethnicity the complaint states um here's here's the
00:31:53.700
crazy piece okay like it doesn't get more fucking stupid than that um he's not new to this okay
00:32:00.500
school administrator suing over white mascot he's been waging racial law fair for years
00:32:04.980
right according to the local naacp website moss is the brentwood uh union free school district
00:32:13.340
administrator for diversity equity and inclusion his job in this position was just eliminated
00:32:19.920
because of trump's you know federal ban on dei shit and then a couple of weeks later
00:32:25.060
oh he's gonna sue the school over a mascot uh which even crazier if he if his job got eliminated
00:32:32.100
would they move into a new job uh i'm not even sure if he's still in fucking ploy he just went full
00:32:36.680
time on so he this is a non he's he's this is just a guy suing mm-hmm he's not affiliated is that
00:32:42.760
no not no more i mean other than his kids being there he was a former teacher okay but that's it
00:32:46.820
uh-huh um now one so he's so so let me get this right okay so
00:32:52.680
we have all this crime going on we have all these things happening we have single parent households
00:33:05.940
that don't care anything about their kids right fathers that are absent that don't care anything
00:33:11.720
about their kids we've got a welfare system that rewards people to have more kids even if they
00:33:18.140
don't care for them um we have a culture that excuses violence and paints these people as a victim
00:33:26.580
and we're worried about a fucking spartan mascot yep that's that yep because that's the problem
00:33:34.520
that's a problem not not grading you know reading levels yeah that's not yeah we've got academic
00:33:39.000
standards right no no none of those are problems yeah no let's worry about the fucking mascot okay
00:33:44.320
well yeah i mean he's you know probably the dumbest motherfucker i've ever heard of i think he gets i i mean
00:33:51.340
i'm battling with him and crockett i don't know where they tear up at you know i'm saying because
00:33:54.940
they're both equally stupid in my opinion uh but what's even crazy you know like you know if we're
00:33:58.980
going to be so it's the spartans fault mm-hmm got it yeah uh now in my opinion you know i say what's
00:34:07.800
the data right let's let's go back to data okay um brentwood high school is 87 hispanic and eight
00:34:15.360
percent black okay so how about we put something that you know puts light on the hispanic students
00:34:22.020
like you know the vagos the vatos wands you know i'm saying like maybe make one the mascot of the
00:34:28.300
school or something like that you know i'm saying which one one exactly which one the wands one you
00:34:35.880
know i'm saying the first one for the second one both of them yeah yeah you know i'm saying like
00:34:40.540
where is that but they're not even like they're not even it's just stupid man well i mean why would
00:34:47.580
it be the green machine when in reality it should be the brown machine
00:34:52.440
there's no irish kids there why would it be why why would it why would it be
00:35:14.820
this shit's just so insane it's so stupid man oh your mascot's racist
00:35:21.720
now now to be fair right bro did i send you that shirt the other day of the the the so
00:35:30.040
so dude i saw this post i think i sent it to you the caucasian post with the redskins logo
00:35:37.280
oh yeah so there's this this native american guy and he's got a shirt on with the redskins logo but
00:35:46.520
it says caucasians and he's like white people how do you like it he's like all the white people
00:35:51.920
in the college like it's fucking awesome well somebody else is like why would any of us be
00:35:59.180
bro it's so funny dude i mean i mean it's how do you like being a mascot well it's fucking cool
00:36:09.720
uh yeah i mean but like i mean it is important the school's mask my mascot's important right
00:36:17.780
there's pride attached to that i mean i get it it could be worse you know like why don't they just
00:36:22.400
make the spartan black make them make it a black spartan i thought spartans were black everybody
00:36:27.400
was black i thought so that's what i heard everybody was black i mean this was their
00:36:32.740
old logo salamanca i mean bro why don't they just keep it that yeah i don't understand how
00:36:42.000
like low iq you have to be to understand that like if they're using you as a logo and they're
00:36:48.060
going out and playing sport that they don't want that's not an offensive thing no you know
00:36:54.380
what the redskins are saying bro those those indians are bad motherfuckers bro they're warriors
00:36:59.720
right and that's what most of the native america population thinks and by the way if you go research
00:37:05.420
who the logo was actually based upon it was based upon a chief that was a known savage ass warrior
00:37:11.780
all right and and like dude i don't know maybe maybe it's different for me but
00:37:16.460
i i would think that's cool yeah no but let's replace it with you know the people that killed
00:37:23.360
them yeah the commanders that makes sense yeah that makes a lot of sense you know i'm saying like it
00:37:28.340
makes sense let's let's eliminate aunt jemima let's let's eliminate you know uh all the black
00:37:34.980
and brown icons uh and then leave you know quaker oats quaker oats yeah that's it's just so stupid
00:37:43.420
man like we got bigger problems to be fucking worried about man bigger yeah how about starting
00:37:47.860
with the real issues you know what i'm saying like we talked about like why don't we why don't we if
00:37:53.000
you're such a virtuous man and you care so much about racism and uh all these things
00:38:00.200
then why don't you solve the racism in your own community what do you mean what do you mean
00:38:07.420
racism where why are you not beating the drum to that shit yeah it's sad shit man guys jumping on
00:38:15.060
this conversation these people act like white people just get around and talk about how they
00:38:18.980
fucking hate black people bro like they guys this week we're gonna do this to piss off the blacks
00:38:24.520
like dude we're gonna we're gonna pick a mascot it's really gonna piss them off yeah i'm sporting
00:38:29.820
piss off eight percent of the school it's i feel like you can't please them bro no like
00:38:35.380
it's hard well dude i mean whatever you do it's gonna be racist you know i'm saying
00:38:41.380
it's so crazy bro it's so crazy yeah guys jump on this combo let us know down in the comments what
00:38:50.840
you guys think um it could be worse you know it could be picking that fucking like i've seen
00:38:58.900
that the fighting cox you've seen that mascot you mean like the game cost game cox yeah like i mean
00:39:04.920
that's a terrible fucking mascot you know i'm saying like let's be real have you ever fucking been
00:39:09.300
around an angry rooster can't i i'm gonna tell you right now bro you don't want none i don't want
00:39:16.080
none not none you don't want they'll fucking kill you bro a big rooster could kill a man
00:39:22.920
bullshit bro no bullshit andy that's not happening bullshit bro they're if you were like laying on
00:39:29.960
the ground shit out of that fucking rooster they first of all they could fucking why would i be
00:39:33.840
laying down you say if i was laying down okay bro listen let me tell you how a rooster could kill
00:39:38.640
a man okay first of all they got razor sharp backclaws i don't know what they're called razor
00:39:44.860
sharp okay so i can't believe you never heard this before no this has actually happened okay yeah
00:39:52.300
you know how i know roosters are racist because it was a black man it happened to
00:39:56.560
yeah so the rooster fucking uses backclaw to cut this dude's achilles
00:40:02.100
oh yeah and then he fell down and then it cut his throat with it jesus yeah two moves
00:40:06.820
like jackie chan and roosters bro roosters are highly dangerous man they didn't happen
00:40:11.760
well i mean it could it could happen yeah no i mean i think that's a terrible mascot bro
00:40:19.440
yeah all right well we'll go find a rooster i want to know what this guy oh you know what i'm talking
00:40:24.160
about over here like listen roosters are fuck you up bro fighting cocks that's why they call them
00:40:32.280
that you know i wonder what his why do you think that people like around the world want to see
00:40:36.940
roosters fight each other it ain't because of their pussies man it's exciting shit yeah i do know that's
00:40:42.140
a big thing down south yeah maybe they should go with uh the fighting cocks i mean the hispanic
00:40:46.640
because that's like a like a that's in mexican culture fighting cocks and where they originated yeah
00:40:51.220
and and maybe they should go with fighting cocks yeah and then they could make it uh the the rooster
00:40:57.160
black and everybody would be happy everybody's happy yeah fighting black cocks everybody they sell
00:41:04.160
a lot of merch see that we just solved your fucking problem over there fixed it mr racist all right
00:41:10.180
you're good now fighting black cocks put that shit on the wall yeah man i'd buy some of that
00:41:15.840
i buy some of that merch yeah man guys jumping on this convo man we got we still got to keep
00:41:23.820
cruising we got a third oh every black person in the world be wearing that gear fighting black cock
00:41:28.420
yeah then they uh they that the fighting black cocks meet up with the team from upstate new york
00:41:37.960
what's upstate we're fighting little white cocks
00:41:41.200
game was over before it started hey that's racist that's racism
00:41:51.940
oh shit oh it's crazy all right yeah let's keep cruising man third set of headlines headlines number
00:42:01.060
three um this is an interesting story this is starting to pick up a lot of steam going viral today
00:42:06.200
um let's check it out women's wait did we ever play the video of jasmine crockett yeah we played
00:42:12.680
it oh we did yeah oh yeah didn't she go on like a real long rant yeah i ain't got time for that yeah
00:42:19.840
she went on like a four minute rant about bullshit dumb shit yeah i saw her head doing all this shit
00:42:26.600
on instagram you know that shit you know oh i know it i know it you know and that she's doing that and
00:42:32.140
then i looked at the time it said four minutes i said nope nope
00:42:37.260
yeah man um bro you you know you're in trouble when the head starts moving like that
00:42:44.240
uh you know you know i know you know like twice
00:42:57.660
oh man you're in trouble i'm gonna call you tomorrow make sure you're all right
00:43:05.340
hey man listen that's why it's important we you know couch shopping i made sure it was a good one
00:43:10.140
yeah you know that's right we're good um let's stop into this third headline man we got uh
00:43:15.260
like women's fencer takes a knee in protest refuses to face trans opponent this is a man
00:43:23.820
this is fucking great is it this is great i like to see it let's check it out so yeah women's fencer
00:43:33.080
stephanie turner refused a match against a transgender opponent at the cherry blossom open in maryland
00:43:39.700
this past weekend opting to take a knee instead when turner learned that she would be facing off
00:43:45.240
against transgender fencer uh redmond sullivan she wanted her protest to be caught on video and decided
00:43:51.460
to take a knee just before the match began she already had participated in warm-ups and completed
00:43:57.920
in four bouts that day let's take a look i got the video here
00:44:01.080
stephanie's on the right the dude's on the left
00:44:06.940
now she's selling the ref she's like i'm not doing that and that's a dude
00:45:25.160
It's important to remember she was ejected from the tournament and expelled from the facility for doing that.
00:45:34.600
Speaking with Fox News, Turner said, USA fencing has failed to listen to women's views on trans athletes participating in their sport.
00:45:42.480
Quote, I knew what I had to do because USA fencing had not been listening to women's objections regarding its gender eligibility policy, Turner said.
00:45:54.760
Redmond was under the impression that I was going to start fencing.
00:45:57.780
So when I took the knee, I looked at the ref and said, I'm sorry, I cannot do this.
00:46:01.940
I am a woman and this is a man and this is a women's tournament.
00:46:32.960
But yeah, I mean, she jumped in on this conversation.
00:46:35.940
She tweeted this out saying, this is what happens when female athletes protest.
00:46:47.360
How dare you throw women under the gender bullshit bus?
00:46:51.660
Well, I mean, where were you guys when dudes were swimming in pools?
00:46:57.140
I'm glad the temperature's changed, but it's definitely changed.
00:47:02.300
But isn't it embarrassing that this is even a discussion?
00:47:10.600
And what's even worse is like, I mean, because it's sad that we're in a day and age where
00:47:14.360
we have to like reiterate and put in extra, you know, executive orders and fucking legislation
00:47:23.980
It's sad, you know, but temperature's changing.
00:47:27.140
Now, I'm going to show this article because this is how the left responds.
00:47:32.880
Like, they're still trying to fume these fucking flames, which have been.
00:47:36.940
I don't know what the article says, but what I have been hearing is to this argument or observing
00:47:41.320
online is them saying, oh, you're going to bring in the less than one percent of.
00:47:46.640
Yeah, because you want to make rules for less than one percent of the population, right?
00:47:51.820
You want less than one percent of the population to dictate the entire culture of society.
00:47:57.320
So, yes, we are worried about less than one percent of the population because that's who
00:48:04.380
Okay, we're allowing men and women's bathrooms.
00:48:08.360
We're allowing transgender, quote unquote, drag queens, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera, to
00:48:18.500
And we're recategorizing pedophiles as minor attracted people.
00:48:25.140
And we are allowing all of these things under the understanding that this is a very small
00:48:33.900
So, yes, we are concerned with that and we are going to make a big deal about that.
00:48:41.140
No, she received a black card for refusing to compete against the man.
00:48:45.320
And it was expelled from the USA fencing event.
00:49:02.860
And I just like I hate how they try to like like I mean, do read it read like listen to
00:49:09.160
Eliza Munchie kneeled on her bedroom floor curling her lashes.
00:49:14.460
She dabbed glitter into the corners of her eyes and debated whether to tie her hair into one
00:49:20.400
She slipped on her green jersey and headed to her first track and field meet at Falls
00:49:25.720
She waited for a practice throw in the discus event, taking her place in a line of boys.
00:49:34.360
Eliza was nervous, but in the way that any team might be before their first competition
00:49:43.640
And and if you know, if everything is equal, then he should be excelling there, too.
00:49:49.940
Yeah, I'd be I'd be willing to bet he's going to be placing somewhere in the bottom fucking
00:49:56.860
And honestly, if a dude wants to dress as a girl and wants to compete with the dudes
00:50:01.980
and kicks all their asses, I don't give a shit.
00:50:13.280
These are dudes who have fucking been competing as dudes who are 400th fucking place.
00:50:18.940
And then they go compete with the fucking girls in their first.
00:50:24.520
It's the same thing that these people are doing in other areas.
00:50:28.740
Why is it that when these drag queens, quote unquote, go to these schools to read these
00:50:37.820
books, why is it never females, you know, dressed in suits and shit?
00:50:50.140
It's always men pretending to be females advocating for all of this stuff.
00:50:56.340
Well, it's because there's a pedophile problem in your little community that y'all want to
00:51:19.480
I think this is from NBC Trump administration access more than one hundred and twenty five
00:51:24.300
million dollars in LGHD televisions health funding, upending research field.
00:51:32.780
You can give me like 20 bucks for me to tell you that cutting your dick off ain't going
00:51:36.180
to be good for you in the long run, because that's essentially what they're cutting.
00:51:40.460
Now, you don't need fucking years and millions, hundreds of millions of dollars to tell you
00:51:50.780
Most gay people and the vast majority of gay people are just normal fucking people.
00:52:02.400
They want the same benefits that everybody else gets.
00:52:18.240
Everybody with a fair and common sense mindset was generally for it.
00:52:23.340
They're like, yeah, what fucking difference does it make?
00:52:29.160
They warned us about they they said they said the next thing is going to be, you know,
00:52:36.860
And the next thing is going to be, you know, they want to read their books to your kids
00:52:42.020
and they want to put their education curriculum into, you know, elementary schools and this
00:52:48.320
And I was told that by somebody who's very I'm very close with back then.
00:52:54.880
I'm like, bro, that is that is such an absurd way to look at it.
00:53:03.020
And, you know, though, all those harsh critics of that are now being proven right.
00:53:09.580
And, you know, it's good to see the gay community, by and large, condemn, you know, this crazy shit.
00:53:21.280
It needs to be more because it's the reason that these people are allowed to pretend to be women
00:53:32.400
and dance like strippers in front of people's kids and read them books about sucking dicks and shit
00:53:37.900
is because they know that's going to result in anti gay sentiment and it's going to cause division.
00:53:46.420
And so while we have to call these things out for what they are, we also have to be very careful
00:53:54.020
to not generalize entire groups of people into this.
00:54:00.500
I mean, because there are people out there that are trying to fight it.
00:54:03.000
Like this most recent case dealing with all of this crazy stuff is actually local to us, man.
00:54:15.720
But they just they just brought something out this past week.
00:54:19.600
Gays Against Rumors on Instagram said today, one of our members attended a family friendly drag show
00:54:27.000
She witnessed young kids hand money to a half naked, gyrating drag queen while their mother watched
00:55:04.400
What would happen if I was to take your little girls?
00:55:42.960
They just charge a dude for leaving his kids at McDonald's.
00:55:47.260
I mean, that's just the problems you would have with law.
00:55:54.060
So what how do we not how does the law not see this the same way?
00:56:04.800
You know what really sucks, dude, by the way, let's point out what's the demographic
00:56:16.360
Lower middle, upper middle class, white people, brunchers.
00:56:20.480
I mean, I see a Canadian goose jacket in there.
00:56:30.600
There is a common denominator between the activism of one particular group of people
00:56:38.620
We talk about it all the time on the show, but, you know, it's crazy.
00:56:54.140
Listen, man, I was in Springfield, Missouri when they started that.
00:56:59.800
They started it right down there in downtown Springfield.
00:57:03.160
Bro, and I love, listen, I am a sucker for boozy slushies.
00:57:11.020
I knew there was, you know, there was a product.
00:57:12.720
Like, I didn't give a shit because the product was that good.
00:57:15.220
I wish I would have walked in on this shit while this was going on because it would have been a problem.
00:57:32.120
As of today, we will no longer allow anyone under 21 years of age in the bar, even for food.
00:57:41.200
You will be actually produce an ID at the door.
00:57:49.760
It's not because they're doing drag shows with kids.
00:57:51.500
Their reasoning was, unfortunately, the actions of a few who have been denied service because they do not have their IDs have ruined it for others.
00:57:59.580
Tacos at TROPS is available on DoorDash and Reads.
00:58:02.280
It's not because, you know, now they got fucking pedophiles dancing in front of kids.
00:58:09.260
This is, oh, let's say it like this and handle it this way.
00:58:15.040
And I will say this drag queen, I mean, dude's got some nice biceps on him.
00:58:18.620
But listen, bro, I need to check your hard drive.
00:58:21.560
That sounds like you want to check his hard drive with his nice biceps.
00:58:42.460
There's plenty of businesses that in restaurants and things that I visit that probably don't
00:58:53.600
Like there's plenty of really, dude, honestly, the best restaurants are owned by gay people.
00:59:04.680
They don't like little kids ruining their reputation.
00:59:11.780
The people that are actually doing this are the enablers.
00:59:23.140
And it's causing all this disruption in the gay community.
00:59:30.620
I mean, but I mean, but to be fair, like that drag queen, bro, you come out and you see
00:59:35.460
some fucking kids and bro, I'd stop right there.
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Like there has to be some accountability and responsibility.
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Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.
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There's a fucking gay bar in Springfield, Missouri.
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I did used to go in there because I knew the dudes that owned it and they were fucking
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You know, it wasn't like it was just like a normal bar, dude.
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And yeah, there was drag queens and they fucking danced around the shit.
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But like, dude, if they, you know, if they if you didn't want to be fucked with, they
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And I promise you, those dudes are not having little kids in their fucking bar doing this
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Now, maybe things have changed, but back then there's no way they would have.
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But like, bro, and if you're a drag queen and you want to go out and do that shit, do
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But like, but dude, but dude, that shit looks hard to do.
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Um, but the thing is, man, is like, and it's just the same thing we said, the gay people
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It's changing the perception of the gay community in a lot of people's eyes.
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And I don't think that's fair because I think that, you know, most gay people are normal,
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everyday people just trying to live their lives.
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And, uh, I would say this, this is why you don't push and push and push your lifestyle
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onto other people because eventually they're going to say, fuck it.
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And they don't like the shit jammed on their throat 15 times a year.
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And when, when really in everybody else's mind, they've said a long time ago, like, I really
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I don't care if they live whatever life they live.
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But, but then, you know, we got to live with, you know, an entire month of super gay shit
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And then all on top of that, how many more holidays are there?
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It's like 50 something other holidays for that community.
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So, dude, we have to rise above and really understand what the purpose of all this is.
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And the theme of literally all of this that we covered today really is they want us to
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fight, they want us to hate each other, and they're allowing certain behaviors to exist
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And those behaviors cannot be tolerated by the citizens of those communities.
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And, and so, uh, yeah, I mean, it is what it is, bro.
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Dudes don't belong in the fucking women's pool.
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They don't belong winning national championships with women.
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I don't care if they had top surgery, bottom surgery, or in-between surgery.
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And if you want to dress like a woman while you're competing with the dudes, cool.
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But don't ask the entire world to bend their reality to suit your delusion.
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There's only be, there won't be enough people to compete.
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You know, just start your own, just, you can't force that shit.
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But they can force that shit because they have forced that shit.
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When were gays allowed to be married legally in every state?
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Whenever you were born, you go in that locker room.
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Whenever you were born, you do those things with that person.
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If you don't want to do those things with that group of people, then don't fucking do
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If you knew at 14 years old where you're at the height of going through puberty, right?
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If you knew that all you had to do was put on a fucking skirt and wear a fucking blouse
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to school, and they're going to let you go in the women's locker room and see all the
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There's a lot of fucking kids that will do that.
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Where that kid raped that girl, and then he went to another school, and I believe he did
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So, you know, we need to stop accommodating the criminals and start holding them accountable
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for what they do, no matter what race, gender they claim, or anything else.
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Bro, when we had Riley on, she was talking about how that dude-
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He still had a dick, and he's showering in the girl's shower butt naked in front of him.
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Guys, let us know down in the comments what you guys think.
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With that being said, let's get to our final segment of the show, guys.
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Yeah, that's the dude that had to go compete with his fellow dudes.
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I want, Andy, I want you to guess in this room who thought-
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What you guys don't know is that Zeeshan's been advocating for this for a long time with
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Nicole Kidman on TV being like, mm, these are so good.
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Yeah, and everybody's like, yeah, no, fuck that.
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Just think if people would have went with all that shit, where we'd be.
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It's cheeky to answer a question with a question, but seriously, why not?
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For every reason you may think you don't want to eat insects, I can think of many reasons
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why billions of people in 80% of the world's nations enjoy them on a regular basis.
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You're a climate denier for wanting to have that nice steak.
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But yeah, so this guy, this guy right here, his name is Chef Joseph Yoon.
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He is, he's actually, I mean, dude, he has a pretty legit following, too.
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But he is, he's pioneering, pioneering member of the Explorers Club and Chef Advocates for
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the UN's IFAD, or International Fund for Agricultural Development.
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He leads global change as the founder of Brooklyn Bugs.
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With over 500 days of touring across six continents, he champions the immersed potential of insect
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agriculture, helping to reshape its significance for humanity.
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Joseph's fervor extends beyond culinary innovation.
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He strives to bridge cultures, connecting with local and indigenous groups while honoring
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This is one of his videos he posted three years ago, How to Eat Every Insect.
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Yeah, I think this is the description, I'm assuming.
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Yeah, take a deep breath and come prepared with an open mind because today, Joseph Yoon from
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Brooklyn Bugs is teaching us how to eat almost every edible insect there is.
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Cricket, Jal Chang Mayo is a staple in my house and something I eat regularly.
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Let's check out one of these, one of these videos.
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Well, have I got a super delicious and fun treat for you.
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Go ahead and cook up your perfect six-minute eggs and let's add some crickets all to one,
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some black ants all to another, and super worms on both to create the most delicious,
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sensational, fun egg that you could ever imagine.
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First of all, if you want people to eat more insects, try not to, like, delete the sounds
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of your disgusting mouth and maybe find someone that, like, looks appealing to try the shit.
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Bro, there's just something about watching people eat food that grosses me the fuck up.
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I mean, but that's, like, when they do the mukbangs and shit.
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It's like when you, like, the people that be, like, eating the fucking food and, like,
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that's what they record themselves eating food.
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Yeah, the microphone's like, fuck yeah, people watch that shit.
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There's a big community, and they'll amplify the sound, it's echoey, and it's like, the
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You should search it on YouTube and show it on the screen.
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It grosses me out when people chew gum and shit with their mouth as a...
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There's actually a condition called misophonia.
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Misophonia is a condition where people experience intense annoyance or anger triggered by specific
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sounds when someone's eating or breathing too loudly.
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I've had your ducks to those worms before, yeah.
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The cricket powder adds another layer of depth and flavor and the extra crunch of the crickets
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You know, I saw that saying that video of those girls doing that tick tock in front
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This dude's getting paid to fucking be a spokesman for this.
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I guarantee if you check out this dude's bank statements, you'll figure out that he's getting
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Yeah, he's a pioneering member of the Explorers Club and chef advocate for the United Nations
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Like, if you're going to sit here and talk about how healthy they are, why don't you get
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And like, dude, that fake, cheerful shit that people do, like, dude, it's it turns my stomach,
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I mean, we're living in the fucking final days.
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I'm going to do everything I can to turn everybody into some, you know, non-compliant, non-dependent,
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wealthy, intelligent, physically fit human beings.
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But there's a big fucking mountain to climb right now.
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You know, I wonder how, like, I wonder if this is just how, like, my dad felt looking at the world when he was, like, my age.
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Like, when y'all started riding Heelys and shit.
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You might be moving faster, but you're moving the wrong direction.
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I mean, you went to like Spencer's and shit and Hot Topics and stuff back then, didn't
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I've never been in a Hot Topics, but I looked in there.
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So you just peeked your head in the fucking ass?
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Dudes in there dressed up like Marilyn Manson and shit.
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I would go to Spencer's and look at all the dirty cards, though.
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You go to Spencer's and check out the dirty cards.
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Do you guys think I know what the fuck he's talking about?
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You mean the ones with the wheels that kind of come up and down on the back end?
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I think they like there's like you click your heels together or some shit.
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No, there's like a, bro, there's a button on there.
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I ain't got, like, no, I ain't got the, you know what I'm saying, the, I thought you were
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I'm going to try not to be totally demoralized by society today.
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And remember that these people deserve to be laughed at.