918. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump Claims Epstein Case Was a Democrat Hoax, Americans Rush To Join ICE & South Park Depicts Trump And JD Vance
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 28 minutes
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173.67143
Hate Speech Sentences
188
Summary
In this episode of The Realists, Andy and DJ cruise the internet, and talk about the Annabelle doll, the rain, and much more. Also, we are testing out a new format for the show and it s going to be much better than what we have been doing in the past.
Transcript
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what is up guys it's andy brucella and this is the show for the realists say goodbye to the
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lies the fakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome to motherfucking reality
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guys today we have andy and dj cruise the motherfucking internet and that's what we're
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gonna do that's what cti stands for it stands for cruise the internet we'll put topics on the
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screen we're gonna speculate on what's true and what's not true we're gonna laugh at all these
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dumb asses and then we're gonna talk about how we the people gotta clean up their shit
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anyway don't be a hoe share the show all right what's up dude what's going on man just over here
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drinking my uh my first form protein shake the classic yes a little drinking yourself
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yeah nothing tastes as good as my own self you know what i'm saying
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i'm into that i remember my first time trying some of you though it wasn't bad
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yeah that's it's an acquired taste cherries and chocolate it's about right sound a little gay
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anyway what's going on dude not much man not much uh yeah i mean it's a lot out there
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what the fuck is going on with the rain like is it raining no i get the car out of the garage
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it rains for 45 seconds and then it stops raining and then the car's dirty that's happened every day
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this summer yeah oh it is supposed to be raining right now literally at 4 p.m and that's it yeah
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huh yeah man um yeah all right he's got a well for those of you that don't know
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we are now just tell them what we're doing because i'm not even sure what we're doing
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yeah yeah no that's cool we're doing a little trial run right now we're testing we got some
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some some people that are watching and listening to this right now as it's being recorded um it's
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a very special aren't we moving to a full live broadcast yeah eventually we're working through
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some stuff yeah we're working through some stuff um you know and uh just you know how's that gonna
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work you're asking the wrong because i'm for sure gonna get put all over the internet for the shit
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that gets cut out of the show cut it yeah yeah yeah you guys think i say wild shit on the show
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just waiting till eight o'clock at night yeah that's right all right since all the chats in there
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right now let's go ahead and uh let's let's see how many of the ogs understand what the
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clidesdale cartel is all about clidesdale cartel let's see if they know who knows what that is
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we'll be able to tell by what they type in there clidesdale's cartels yep anyway looks like none of
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them know so oh wait i guess no here huh i guess no more uh no more live chat ever again all right
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that's it yeah all right okay oh there we go and he's looking sad oh that's you yeah
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that's you one guy knows yeah all right let's do this yeah let's do it man um so i wanted to bring
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something up before we get to our headlines this was uh it's actually like a little follow-up of the
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thumbs up that we had a few episodes ago um the annabelle doll yeah okay the whole house matt rife
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bought it matt rife just bought it uh anti-woke comedian matt rife gets chilling warning after buying
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world's most haunted doll annabelle um so the comedian has been warned of impeding danger after
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he acquired the world's most haunted doll and announced his intentions to display the infamous
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item rife stunned fans when he revealed he had purchased paranormal investigators ed and lorraine
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warren's home and a cult museum in monroe connecticut subsequently becoming the legal guardian of the
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famed demonic doll uh so yeah he put this uh there's a video that came out um of him uh buying this let's
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check this out hey guys uh super random but incredible announcement i have just bought the ed and
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lorraine warren's home and a cult museum with my very good friend elton castell if you guys have
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ever seen any of the conjuring films the annabelle films or even amityville horror this is the home
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that inspired all of those stories this might be the most important and prominent piece of paranormal
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history in the world ed and lorraine warren are who took demonology and ghost hunting and paranormal
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investigation and made it mainstream now i know a lot of you guys don't know what any of this means
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whatsoever but if you follow ghost stuff this is about as big as it gets so what does this all mean
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it means that elton castell and myself are the owners of the physical ed and lorraine warren's home
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and occult museum we are the legal guardians and caretakers of all 750 haunted artifacts and items
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in the warren museum including the annabelle doll i must go on record and say we do not legally own
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the items but we are the legal guardians and caretakers of the items for at least the next
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five years and what this means for you guys is you are going to soon be able to book a night or a
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weekend and stay at the warren's house and investigate the house and the history of the house
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as well as the museum and all the artifacts inside of it this is the most random hobby ever but it's
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so fucking cool man i should probably collect stamps or something might be a little safer but uh yeah we
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own the house and uh we are very excited for you guys to see it stay tuned i'm in no yes i'm in i'm gonna
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i'm gonna i'm gonna uh dm mariah i'm gonna tell her to set it up set it up me you and matt are gonna
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do a ghost adventures you and you and matt and dj black guy dies first somebody said fucking white
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people yeah somebody said definitely a white people thing yeah yeah i'm out man why dude i love you bro
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but i i'm doing it 100 i don't do that stuff man like that's just not my flavor man like i i want zero to
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do with that zero bro well that's because you're a pussy that's why no one will remember your name
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yeah i wonder how much it costs though what movie is that that's right never seen it i've figured
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because you watch like fucking goldilocks and other stupid ass shit that's not true the only good movie
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you've ever recommended is uh that movie that one i just watched yeah kingdom i don't recommend much
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that was a good that was good that was good did you watch that yet the kingdom of heaven yeah he
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loved pretty good yeah he loved it yeah no dude i dude this it would take a lot for me to get there
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bro yeah like me telling you you're going there that's what we're doing yeah that's it yeah so not
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that much yeah dude i mean that's just i wonder how much he paid for i don't know uh i don't think
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it was disclosed like like what the the total cost of the deal was but it doesn't matter he's rich
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as fuck he's got it yeah yeah he's doing all right bro he's killing it well he's about to do
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even better because he's about to you know you have a number one comedic tour i think i believe
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uh in history really yeah over the last two years really so more tickets than anybody else ever
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that's crazy yeah well he's fucking good bro that's funny as fuck well i think now too like
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with the the spread of like social media like a lot of it's easier for comics to get big right
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like i was watching this i sent you the reel that guy uh what's his name andrew dice what do you
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yeah oh yeah he is kind of big he's less big though i'm less big but i'm getting there yeah
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i can get bigger if you want no okay i don't want to pay that fucking food bill
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no man but that uh that one uh comedian i sent you who does andrew dice clay yeah yeah like he
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sold out like the 80s yeah bro that was good comedy but you think now that's like one of the
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worst comics from the 80s really dude i fucking love that humor though early eddie murphy
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richard pryor bernie mack george carlin no bernie mack's from the 90s
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dave chapelle ain't 80s no yeah dave chapelle's like 2000s
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but yeah dude early eddie murphy raw delirious george carlton that's some funny ass shit there's
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no filter yeah those are the guys comedy needs to get back it's good it is getting back to that
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though yeah sure yeah like people are being less like um
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vagina's about it yeah yeah i agree yeah yeah sick man less vagisil
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you know i'm saying i do know there's a surplus these days there is a surplus of vagisil that's
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good yeah back when comedy was good racism was racism racism is funny it is yeah it is i agree man
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but yeah so i mean shout out to matt then i mean the best jokes are racist jokes everybody fucking
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knows it it's true nobody wants to admit it it's the truth what's which jokes do you laugh the
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hardest at the racist one right yeah but but see i have to think though dude like am i just messed
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up no like am i a messed up person no because it's all the people around you that tell them when
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they okay what are your what kind of jokes do your friends say when fucking nobody's around
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that's right that's right yeah that's right hey they go like this
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you know you're gonna hear a funny joke with a dude telling you it goes like this you gotta look
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around first yeah man it's good times it is what it is man but uh but yeah guys remember
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if you want to see any of these pictures articles links videos go to andy for seller.com you guys can
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find them all link there for you uh with that being said let's get into our cruise um headland
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number one uh let's talk about hello number one reads
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fbi oust farming oh oh see behind the scenes are getting some dj you wanted to do the live bro
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you wanted to do the live now people gonna find the fuck out now people gonna find the fuck out now
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aren't they see they think we're teasing i was not prepared yeah you better go fucking practice
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see this don't make it to the cuts guys this is special shit you guys are getting right now
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all right fbi oust former acting director agent involved in j6 prosecutions with more expected
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uh so this just came down the pipeline today um it has been at least three officials including
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the former acting director um and an officer involved in the january 6 investigations fox news
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has learned so this guy brian driscoll um uh he was appointed early on during the early trans yeah
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first i don't trust anybody with that type of mustache first of all what kind of facial hair
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uh abomination is that bro that's like i can't decide between a mustache and a goatee but i'm not
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good enough for either yeah and then you know what i went with i went ahead and watched pirates of the
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caribbean and i you know did some sort of hybrid bro this guy looks like he made 300 grand
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over the last 10 years on craigslist oh yeah you know what i'm saying he looks like he uses the uh
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the missed encounters you know what i'm saying i saw you at the grocery store you had a wonderful beard
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that's right it was braided let me know he looks like you like you walk up to you and be like let me
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paint you he looks like he looks like he'd be the guy that would check your prostate
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the chat is asking does his last name end in stain
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i don't get it me neither what does that mean i don't mean i don't get it i don't get it either
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it sounds anti-semitic though yeah guys come on man yeah behave guys
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he said check your prostate with both hands on your shoulders
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that's a fucking fact bro this is like cruise the comments on steroids
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motherfucker you gotta turn the chat off we gotta do the show
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block it out so i can't see it i'm not gonna be able to do the show
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dude he does check it that way wrong answers only man that's what we need right here all right so
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let's hear what this guy did yeah so so this guy brian dr fucking wiener
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hey doc where i put my pants right over the next to mine oh man yeah so this guy uh he's out he's
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being forced out of the bureau um sources familiar with the matter told fox news along uh with walter
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giardina a special agent at the bureau who played a role in the investigation of trump trade advisor
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peter navarro and steven jensen the acting director in charge of the washington field office
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um and so yeah these guys are out apparently there's more coming um we'll see see what happens
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with that um but one individual they're they're saying that the they're trying to call this like
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retribution um is what they're calling it that's the the name the the word going around the circles
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that's called consequences yeah that's right um but yeah so i mean that you know that's going that's
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cool um well we got to cover something man i think this is important uh it's been a couple of episodes
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too um let's dive into some of the epstein updates um in case anything has changed because dude trump
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keeps doubling down man and i don't get it and there's some weird things happening so you have this
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video come out um this video here check this clip out guys the two kevin's very good mr president
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is vice president vance hosting a gathering this evening to talk about how to respond to the epstein
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situation is he working on what is he hosting some kind of gathering of top advisors this evening
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to talk about how to respond to the epstein situation i don't know i could ask you that question
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i don't know of it but i think uh here's the man right here i saw a report today and it's
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completely fake news we're not meeting to talk about the epstein situation and i think the
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reporter who reported it needs to get better sources the whole thing is a hoax it's put out by the
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democrats because we've had the most successful six months in the history of our country and that's
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just a way of trying to divert attention to something that's total bullshit okay uh on that
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okay so so that happens okay um and then and then these reports start coming out that galay
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maxwell told the doj that she never saw trump do anything concerning all right now i have an
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interesting theory on this i really would like your input but could this all be to get to this point
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where you know because we we talked about the options on the table israel potentially leveraging
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the american people on this right or the other option of being trump was actually involved and
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so is it is she saying this just to you know now he's cleared now does everything roll out like i mean
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dude i don't know what to make of this stuff man you said you had a theory that was my theory
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the theory is you don't know the theory is is that i don't know like was this guy involved i don't
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believe so i don't want to believe that right and there's no evidence to suggest that he is
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right but now all of a sudden it's coming out that these reports of you know uh the interrogations
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that she had that now she's saying trump was never involved with anything concerning there was no
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no concerning behaviors or criminal activity on trump's part so now you know for everybody out
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there calling you know don the the pedo guy and all of that stuff like i mean okay that argument's
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null and void now was that part of the agreement of this whole situation
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you know look here's the problem that trump's facing you've got him his son everybody around
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him for years talking about epstein talking about releasing quote unquote the list which i don't even
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think is the important part we all know the fucking list we have the flight logs everybody knows who's
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been there and who hasn't that's all been public data for a long time the problem that trump is facing
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with the public right now is that they went from making this a huge deal to straight up saying it's a
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hoax it's bullshit which is clearly not true because why would they be talking about it for all these
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years all right and then on top of it if they had this shit on trump why didn't they release that part
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of it you know during the time where they could have really hurt they had the power right but you know
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the more i look into this and the more i hear the more it starts to confirm my original thought which
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was he's trying to get people fucking pissed about it because when he looks at people and says oh it's
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bullshit after talking about it for years that's going to infuriate people it gets people to the
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point where they're demanding the list and now we have the liberal media who ignored the list for
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eight years now talking about it non-stop right okay and trump's a master of the media bro he knows
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how to manipulate the media better than the media knows how to manipulate him so you know and and by the
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way this isn't about there's very little evidence that is public now it could be that you know these
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people are satanic baby eating fucking aliens or lizard people or whatever the fuck people say
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but the evidence that is available suggests that it is way more likely that this is just a
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blackmail operation between the agencies to control the narrative in society and it has more to do
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with people just doing weird shit than it has to do with like little bitty kids and shit and i think people
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are getting hung up on the list on the list on the list on the list okay they released the list what's that
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mean to you what's that mean we already have all the names you know what i mean so my personal take on all
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of this is that i believe that we still don't know what's going on
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i believe there's a good possibility that there is a real threat against the american people
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from somebody i personally think it's netanyahu to do some sort of false flag or something that prevents
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this from getting out and like i said last show or two shows ago when these people start to you know
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let's say trump says okay here's the operation this is what happened this is how they were doing it
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and he keeps saying innocent people get hurt innocent people get hurt i actually think he's talking about
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the jewish people that are not part of this problem okay the innocent jewish people and i think he
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understands that we're in such a social we're in a cultural place where so many people are upset with
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israel and they're collectively generalizing all jews into that that it would be a dangerous thing to
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expose israel's guilt because of what it would happen to the innocent jewish people i the more this goes
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on the more that's how i'm starting to see what's what i think is actually going on yeah i think he's
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trying to be responsible but i don't think he's making the right moves i think the right move like i've said
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is to fully disclose everything and let it let it let the chips fall where they may so that we can get
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the trust back the problem that and this is why i think that by the way because it would be easy for
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him to follow that statement up like like right now what's he saying it's a hoax it's a hoax it's
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bullshit right it's the liberal media okay it would be very easy for him to squash the temperature down
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by just explaining that with another three or four sentences or with some actual evidence well
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dude nobody can come how okay explain to me how it's a democrat op yeah explain that to me right
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okay explain to me why you were talking about it for eight fucking years
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explain to me why junior talks about it all the time explain to me why all the people that supported you
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talked about it the entire time cash patel dan bongino vance all explain it and and dude because
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he's not explaining it and because that's such a simple way to bring the temperature down my only
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conclusion is that he wants the temperature to go up so because if it was really a hoax if it was
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really that that would have been shown already yeah he could have said he could show be like look
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here's what they did they did this and this and this and then they altered it like this and they did
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these things and this is why you shouldn't worry about it but he's not providing that level of
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transparency which makes him look like he's either part of it and he's certainly hiding something and
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if he's not part of it then why is he doing it right you know what i'm saying right and then is it
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possible that he's planning on holding the people for treason accountable and then moving on to them
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you know like or is it possible that he's just fucking part of their shit i i don't think we
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know enough yet and i'm not somebody who just like i know everybody likes to jump to conclusions
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pick a side but and pick a side but like bro i'm a you know i i try to evaluate and call balls and
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strikes and that comes from years and years and years of being in business i can't tell you how many
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times in business where things appear to be one way and then i assume that they were that way i
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end up losing you know what i mean it's just not the way i think yeah well it has to be unemotional
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man like that that's the that's the piece you do i see people all the time online are way too
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emotionally invested and i would say like there should be like there there's a necessary we don't
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even know if those are real people that well i mean you know that's a fair point but like
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there are a plenty of people out there that is like super emotionally like involved in this man
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it's just like dude you got to remove the emotions from it look at the actual facts let the well i mean
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look dude we get in a dangerous position when we start putting leadership on a pedestal to the point
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where they can never do wrong there's nothing wrong with being quote-unquote loyal but you should
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still be able to acknowledge that was not the best move yeah that was not the right move right this
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should have been done that way that's how you improve and you could still be loyal to someone
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and critique things that they did and uh you know unfortunately the the media and culture and this
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communist destabilization and demoralization it's been going on for the last 20 well it's been going
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for 100 years but heavily the last 20 years roughly um has created a scenario where people are this or
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that right and they they think it's left right gay straight democrat republican uh black white and
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it's none of those things bro it's always been and i've been saying this for fucking ever it's us
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the peasants versus them the elite and people have to understand you know another thing is
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i don't think enough people i don't think most people have never been around people like this
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like i've spent time around people like this what do you mean as far as like the elitist mentality yeah
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like you like people have a hard time comprehending how because i think most people have good hearts
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i think most people look around they say you know what it is right to take care of my neighbor it is
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right to do the right thing it is right to be a good american it is right it is right it is right
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these people don't do not hold that same moral standard that the general population holds yeah and until
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you hear them firsthand talk about regular people what they really think yes like you you can't
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understand they don't care they they look at us like we are a way to profit you know what i'm
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saying indentured servitude slavery whatever you want to call it like yeah we might not have someone
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standing over us saying you know like back in the uh you know in the slavery days saying you better get
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out there and do this or this and this or i'm gonna whoop your ass but now they say it like this
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if you don't do this we'll put you in fucking jail it's no different bro it's no different and if
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you think it's different don't pay your taxes for two years and see what the fuck happens right
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that's right dude yeah it is crazy man like i said so i mean he's not involved in this again
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it's per glane maxwell was she told to say that was she forced to say that i don't know we don't
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even know if that's true if it was actually said at all yes we don't know we that could be total
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bullshit well here's something else we don't know if it was actually said or not but apparently
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she's um she started talking about the bill clinton and he's way heavier and heavily involved
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than i guess people thought or realized um but apparently like that also came out of um
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out of the interview that she had uh with uh the assistant attorney from the doj um who you know
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bill clinton he's always maintained that you know he was no more than an occasional acquaintance
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of the millionaire sex offender but todd blanche the deputy attorney general when he interviewed
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maxwell um it allegedly came out that uh they were way more involved um than how bill clinton likes to
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make it out to be i mean and we've seen the pictures right um you know him getting the the massage
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by a seemingly young looking woman in what appears to be an airport um the all the airplane rides not
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just on the lolita express but um epstein and galane on his personal plane um i mean they were
00:26:44.920
at chelsea clinton's wedding that's probably the more recent thing we have but even more than that
00:26:50.220
dude the the freaking picture of bill clinton that epstein had in and on the island bro of him in a
00:26:55.660
blue dress with red heels you know i'm saying like that's you that that's a little bit more than just
00:27:00.700
a personal occasional acquaintance i mean like dude that's some weird shit doesn't prove anything
00:27:05.380
yeah those are all speculations there's nothing we don't we we know so little about what's actually
00:27:11.680
going on all we can do is speculate which is the actual problem with our country right now with the
00:27:18.560
lack of we do not have transparency and so we have to spend all this time filtering through every single
00:27:27.320
narrative to find out what is likely true and that's a intentional thing because just like when we
00:27:34.940
talk about if you can't define a woman or you can't define a man if you don't know what the truth is
00:27:41.740
ever what do you know you see what i'm saying so we are intentionally confused by the propaganda of the
00:27:50.200
media for control purposes so we don't know any of this man this is all this is all speculation
00:27:59.820
we haven't seen any real proof of any of it and if trump really wants to settle people's minds then
00:28:10.020
he needs to explain why it's bullshit okay like it's not enough for me to say you know like someone
00:28:16.280
comes up and accuses me of something to me like oh that's fucking bullshit that's a hoax that's
00:28:20.180
bullshit and then come and then like okay then a hundred people come they say well no that's not a
00:28:24.600
hoax blah blah blah no that's bullshit it's a hoax yeah right after i was talking about it for eight
00:28:30.400
years you know that members of my cabinet listen man for eight years yeah listen dude do you think
00:28:37.020
he doesn't know that like do you there's only two options one he he's intentionally getting people
00:28:46.840
pissed off or two and this is a very real option his ego is so big that he's used to be able he's
00:28:55.180
used to being able to control a room by saying no this is how the fuck it is okay and he's been doing
00:29:04.180
that his whole life forever so he could be making a strategic mistake thinking that he can kind of
00:29:09.480
bully the room only the rooms everybody now tens of millions that's what i'm saying but like dude
00:29:15.540
there's a lot of times where people in power will walk in a room when everybody's ass depends on that
00:29:22.480
person and they'll say the sky is green and everybody says yeah you know what it is kind of
00:29:26.820
great it's great yeah right green green green so you know it could be that too there's just a lot
00:29:32.360
that it could be there there is a lot man i don't know man guys let us know down in the comments what
00:29:37.060
you're uh what you guys think with that being so let's check out the chat see what they what they uh
00:29:40.980
think in the chat here real quick green dildo all right that's cool we'll go up a little bit on the
00:29:48.220
topic though because i did see some good comments in there about this uh about this let me find out
00:29:54.160
who see who it was yeah the only uh jordan gun guthrie sorry uh the only thing i could think of is
00:30:02.380
someone either the united states population or his families being are threatened mr sensitive yahoo is
00:30:07.600
mostly most likely trying to fuck the world with nukes at the moment i don't think it's his family
00:30:14.340
yeah when you go to sign up for presidency you know that it's your family's part of the risk yeah
00:30:20.320
yeah you accept that i think if there's a threat i think it is of a false flag or a terror cell activation
00:30:30.900
or some kind of some kind of shit like that i don't think it's like hey we're gonna do something
00:30:38.480
to your immediate family i mean he's been under threat of that since the 80s you know what i mean
00:30:44.540
like when you're that rich bro you got to have securities to make sure people don't kidnap your kids
00:30:48.680
yeah you know so which he's had for a long time that's right a long time so i agree it has to be
00:30:53.960
bigger than just family for sure yeah man well guys let us know down in the comments what you guys
00:30:58.540
think well it has to be big because think about how he handles these people okay what he do to the
00:31:03.660
dude from iran when the iran guy was mouthing off oh yeah he's fucking fucking drones you know what i'm
00:31:09.080
saying like trump don't fuck around bro yeah so like but he can't drone netanyahu right and
00:31:16.220
if netanyahu is threatening him and he keeps saying it's bullshit it's bullshit
00:31:22.560
you got to look at it like this you got two guys there that are that are they have they have a
00:31:29.980
disagreement okay and let's say one of the guys has real leverage let's say netanyahu has real
00:31:36.220
leverage which it appears that he does in some way shape or form and you have trump who is
00:31:51.300
and then you have a situation where netanyahu says if you if this happens then this will happen
00:32:01.060
and this being a whole bunch of people will die all right americans americans
00:32:05.940
trump says cool i'll i'll do this i'll do this for you i got you all right and he says hey guys
00:32:13.520
it's bullshit it's a hoax okay and then he looks at netanyahu and he says i'm telling them it's
00:32:19.600
bullshit bro they're not buying it yeah what do you want me to do right it could be that too
00:32:24.120
but i saw this and somebody just said in the comments too but uh could this possibly be tied
00:32:29.460
into the iron dome thing of like why trump's pushing so hard to get an iron dome here
00:32:33.060
i maybe i mean the samson option shit man maybe yeah maybe i don't know man i mean look dude that's
00:32:40.580
a real thing the samson option is a real thing it's a it's an official israeli policy that if
00:32:46.740
israel were to fall they were to nuke a bunch of other countries it's what it's they say that yeah
00:32:55.180
so uh if netanyahu saying or if trump says well if i release this and everybody knows and it goes
00:33:04.320
as deep as people think or maybe even deeper because dude you heard what bongino said bongino
00:33:10.160
came out and said bro i looked at this shit it's way worse than i thought yeah okay yeah that was
00:33:14.540
like a three four days ago yep so if that's the case then who who knows what they're threatening
00:33:24.940
with right and how bad and how bad the backlash would really be yeah like if they are really like
00:33:31.440
sacrificing children and that's in the shit bro israel will get wiped off the face of the fucking
00:33:38.280
earth and then a bunch of people will die because they'll launch all their shit so i mean most of the
00:33:45.360
world right now hates israel yeah it's just what it is for sure and trump could be playing the
00:33:51.260
responsibility card of saying well i don't want to start this other main huge thing you know what i
00:33:56.860
mean yeah i don't know yeah man guys let us know down in the comments what what i don't what i don't
00:34:02.080
like though here's what i don't like i don't like how people who are loyal to trump quote unquote
00:34:11.700
are just now switching their tune and being like it's bullshit dude come on man i saw you talk about
00:34:18.000
it for fucking five six years yeah what what happened to that so just because trump says it's
00:34:22.920
bullshit now now you back it up like that's that's fucking well it could be they're all like they have
00:34:30.220
to like because they all have to be on the same page well a lot of these pro-trump influencers bro are
00:34:34.620
on the payroll too yeah that's what i'm saying like that they're being they're saying what they're being
00:34:38.740
told to say yeah you know yeah i don't know man yeah guys jump in on the conversation down to the
00:34:43.920
comments let us know what you guys think uh with that being said let's go cruise some of our actual
00:34:48.700
comments not just the live chat we got uh we got some good ones here we're actually pulling a bunch
00:34:53.720
of these actually from spotify we got to show spotify some love we got uh we started doing a lot
00:34:58.860
of people say they're loving it yeah they're loving it um yeah so we got some spotify comments in here
00:35:04.780
as well let's check them out first one is from swampaholics says uh i've been listening to this
00:35:09.800
podcast for over five years and never been offended till andy said natural deodorant stinks this was
00:35:15.080
uncalled for well what do you have to say for yourself i mean your name is swampaholic
00:35:19.040
the guy speaks for itself not helping yourself there yeah that's right yeah yeah go get yourself some
00:35:26.620
of that loomy put it for your uh your your feet pits and privates all your looms yeah that's right
00:35:33.620
yeah yeah yeah all right all right stinky what what is your deodorant of choice your old spice guy
00:35:41.400
no no speed stick speed stick huh that's classic yeah yeah all right okay um next we got alex
00:35:50.160
verdugo uh he says uh just wait until people start throwing butt plugs on the court
00:35:59.440
i don't get it that's good it's probably good yeah bless your heart yeah that's right
00:36:09.880
all right man uh last one um this is from uh 2g stone this is probably my favorite comment of all time
00:36:19.980
okay 2g stone says uh to answer the question on why there are no uncircumcised dildos you have to
00:36:28.820
the sex industry the sex toy industry is a billion dollar industry and what faith is known to have
00:36:36.960
started circumcising jewish faith everyone wants to talk about big pharma or big tobacco but no one
00:36:42.360
wants to talk about the big dildo coincidence i think not we just did a whole segment about big dildos
00:36:47.880
pretty sure we're the first one we're all ahead of the curve bro no pun intended no pun intended
00:36:54.460
yep there ain't no curve ahead of the hook that's right all i'm saying is uh that's actually a pretty
00:36:59.960
fair argument it is yeah man i love it you don't ever see none of them anteater dildos no why not
00:37:09.960
why not that's my question probably i think 2g stone's on to something 2g stone's on to something man
00:37:16.100
yeah man guys that's that's actually true yeah somebody said he's done his research yeah
00:37:20.900
guys we do appreciate you though man we appreciate you guys for being real ass fans
00:37:28.920
uh we dig into the real topics here on real af what's that why dildos are not
00:37:34.280
uncircumcised uncircumcised yeah hey i think it's uh it's an important conversation to have
00:37:41.340
solving the world's problems yeah man let's keep the uh cruise cruising headline too
00:37:47.000
um let's get into some deportation stuff some ice stuff i think uh we might have a new job
00:37:53.240
opportunity okay on top of podcasting and youtubing all right um patriots wanted dhs drops age cap
00:38:01.160
80 000 americans rush to join ice and help clean up biden's mess uh so the department really oh yeah
00:38:09.060
they're just hiring regular people bro we have a shot what do you mean we have a shot we should
00:38:14.840
go straight to the top let's just do it yeah andy and dj go to home depot okay that's what they did
00:38:24.960
i didn't do that they did do that they did videos i got it all right hell yeah man uh but yeah they're
00:38:32.320
recruiting man they're on an all-out recruiting uh message piece right now um they're running a full
00:38:38.880
court press with recruitment um and they're dropping the age requirement for immigration
00:38:43.200
agents opening the door for more americans to help tackle the illegal immigration crisis
00:38:48.180
in less than one week since dhs launched its recruitment program or campaign more than 80
00:38:55.540
000 americans applied to join ice a wednesday statement from the department's website read
00:39:00.740
now christy noem announced that immigration and customs enforcement is now waiving age limits for
00:39:06.440
new applicants so even more patriots will qualify to join ice in its mission to arrest murderers
00:39:13.020
pedophiles gang members rapists and other criminal illegal aliens from america's streets um now they
00:39:20.100
will still have to go through medical screening and drug screening um and a complete physical fitness
00:39:24.420
test um but america needs you this is the actual website from ice right now signing bonus 50 grand 50
00:39:31.820
grand student loan repayment 60 grand yep and you get a 25 pay raise premium pay that's a fucking i mean
00:39:40.460
that's actually a pretty good deal you know it's pretty fun dude i think you have have some i would
00:39:46.660
rather than put the money towards this than sending it to ukraine that's real or israel or anywhere else
00:39:51.880
yeah fucking anywhere make that like 200 grand and we'd solve the immigration problem in about a
00:39:57.080
fucking week bro now i wonder i do have i wonder if this is like a part-time or like a temporary
00:40:04.820
you know how like uh like some of the the box stores are higher additional workers during the
00:40:10.660
the hot seasons and you know like fedex and ups and this is like black friday yeah holiday
00:40:15.540
door buster deals border busters border busters man that's fucking great uh yeah god sellers are
00:40:27.440
you guys are you guys trying to sign up for ice man yeah bro we got border buster deals do i sell my
00:40:33.340
company and go to work for ice i mean listen again if it's temporary bro i'm down i'm down border
00:40:39.740
busters turn border busters into a show i'd probably be sick it'd be every time we go to fucking home
00:40:44.120
depot well so speaking of that they're actually getting some heat right now uh because uh they
00:40:51.200
actually did go to a home depot um and they used a penske truck i think that's how you pronounce it
00:40:56.800
right penske yeah yeah they uh they used a penske penske truck um now the uh penske rebukes dhs after
00:41:05.860
agents pop out of trucks during immigration raid and they actually use that same truck to take them back
00:41:12.080
uh the the illegals that they caught i think it was somewhere i saw the numbers vary like up to
00:41:16.940
almost 60 people um but yeah transportation services company penske is calling the use of
00:41:23.000
its rental trucks during a department of homeland security operation in los angeles improper
00:41:27.880
following a raid at an la area home depot penske addressed the situation after federal agents were
00:41:33.980
seen in their vehicles during the wednesday incident that resulted in more than a dozen arrests
00:41:38.120
here's the clip terrible marketing yeah well i got something on that too uh but this is this is the
00:41:45.020
clip that's going viral everybody's seen it check this out
00:41:52.700
i love the guy he's just got a cowboy hat on for insult yeah it's awesome yeah that's just like
00:42:04.040
insulting them now this was their this was their official statement from penske they say
00:42:09.300
quote penske strictly prohibits the transportation of people in the cargo area of its vehicles under any
00:42:15.900
circumstances the company was not made aware that its trucks would be used in today's operation
00:42:20.760
and did not authorize this penske it's not nobody asked you
00:42:25.340
we gotta we gotta ask you how we're gonna use your truck every motherfucker out here
00:42:31.080
uses the shit out of those trucks well it's funny you brought that up andy because you got to go
00:42:35.320
back a little bit again and by the way that's terrible marketing yeah like you're missing an
00:42:40.140
opportunity penske could like put american flags on the side of the truck and put like one of those
00:42:46.220
dukes of hazard horns and make a skit where they like drive up and all the dudes jump out and then
00:42:52.080
everybody runs away and it would be like the most viral fucking marketing ever yeah penske moves
00:42:57.820
anything every yes you know what i'm saying yes every american person that wanted to buy
00:43:04.000
to rent a truck would rent a fucking penske truck they're going to they're going to they got some
00:43:08.040
politically correct dumb fuck in their in their hr department he's like oh my god how are we gonna
00:43:12.720
handle this situation we're gonna say something now and now it's like dude you're gonna you're gonna
00:43:17.720
people are gonna say i don't want penske yeah i want this yeah well here's the funny thing man
00:43:22.860
because you know you guys know how the internet is if i was rider if i was rider truck i'd make
00:43:28.200
a commercial like that right now that's what i would do you haul they have an opportunity right
00:43:32.620
they're on the clock yeah you know but the funny thing about the internet though bro is like nothing's
00:43:36.900
deleted people remember everything and uh it's funny we got to go back a couple of years uh to 2021
00:43:43.740
uh when one of their trucks was actually used to bring in and smuggle illegal immigrants into the
00:43:52.700
country so did they authorize that was that authorized yeah right um i mean this is the actual
00:43:57.860
like post that you know you see the the figures going through the x-ray machine i mean they're in
00:44:01.800
there and um yeah what was that was that authorized penske you know was that authorized i mean did they
00:44:09.240
make a statement saying it wasn't authorized no statement right exactly no issue all this is is
00:44:13.580
dude it's it's fear of being canceled it's fear of being american which is really fucking dumb it's
00:44:24.440
interesting to see a lot of these companies not understand where we are in culture you know what
00:44:29.680
i mean or even people yeah like well to be fair they never saw it well bro i mean i talked about this
00:44:35.120
years ago on the show like culture is going to swing back it's going to become cool to be american
00:44:39.360
we're there like the more american you could be the more business you're going to do and penske missed
00:44:46.080
a tremendous opportunity here because they probably got some far left dumbasses in their company making
00:44:52.460
calls like this yeah no it's stupid dude it's absolutely stupid but yeah this is uh this is the
00:44:58.540
picture when they they put them all in there to take them back to the penske yeah we take out the trash
00:45:03.540
fuck dude well let me i do want to ask you this though right because this immigration thing it is it's a
00:45:11.780
for a lot of people can be a difficult conversation right and i think why well because because like i
00:45:19.980
mean like do we really is it a difficult conversation to when someone uh carjacks somebody
00:45:25.900
what do we say that's fucked up i mean do we say like oh well you know they didn't have a car so
00:45:32.920
yeah right it's a law yeah and the law exists for a reason see i think and we also talked about this
00:45:41.040
dude we said this that it would get to a point where the process or what's required to get these
00:45:46.940
people out would be unpalatable it's not gonna be palatable for a lot of people man right and so
00:45:51.820
seeing penske trucks pull up to fucking home depots and hopping out with ice agents and loading them
00:45:56.860
up like that's not a palatable image to a lot of people i actually think that's pretty is it necessary
00:46:02.300
is is it what's required because i mean here's the thing like we tried the self-deportation thing
00:46:07.940
they're not going on their own listen dude there's 20 plus million people if they if they
00:46:16.520
deported 20 plus million people at the at the rate that they're doing now it would take like 70
00:46:25.460
years to get rid of the people so the argument isn't you know are they doing what it needs to
00:46:32.620
be way harsher and it needs to be way bigger it needs to be way more in your face there should be
00:46:37.300
fucking camps of motherfuckers waiting to be deported out of this country to make a point that you don't
00:46:44.680
come here or you end up there it's very simple no i agree did you see this thing too that like
00:46:50.880
uh trump just ordered the the census bureau to do another census but he's intentionally leaving out
00:46:57.600
the illegal migrants and dude i saw that i'm like what would be the point of that is it
00:47:03.020
redistricting well not only that but like does he not want people to see the true numbers of how many
00:47:07.460
illegals are in the country no because they're using it to to redraw the voter districts the census so
00:47:13.280
that's about that's about seats in the in the house so why not still count them but just not
00:47:19.140
count them you know what i'm saying they will they're gonna know how many but they got to remove
00:47:24.440
them off the list if you have 10 rocks over here and you take out two you know the two are over here
00:47:28.060
right right okay all right i just saw i'm like dude that just didn't it didn't make sense to me man i
00:47:32.360
just i didn't understand that piece um yeah let's see what chat's saying yeah yeah uh yeah 20 that's
00:47:39.200
correct 20 million illegals equals an actual invasion it's actually one of the biggest invasions
00:47:45.000
of human history okay and if it were any other time in history that's what it would be called it
00:47:52.080
would be called a fucking invasion people have come here without their families without their kids
00:47:58.320
without their wives they come here and leech our resources they fucking commit crimes and bro there
00:48:04.940
is a lot of good immigrants here like i know some very good immigrants from mexico who come here and
00:48:11.560
work very fucking hard but unfortunately now they have this situation where so many of these people
00:48:18.900
have come that now it's ruined it for the people who have come here and contribute and i hate that i
00:48:25.220
fucking hate it bro but it's reality we cannot just say okay well because there's 10 percent that are
00:48:32.960
very productive in society we can let 100 in that's not what can happen in fact what we should have
00:48:39.500
is some sort of sponsorship program where like let's say a company or myself personally had people that
00:48:49.060
worked for them that happened to be uh illegal yeah technically i could say no i would like to sponsor
00:48:56.940
this man and his family 10 people to stay here because they do this and i sign an affidavit and
00:49:04.900
say these are good people and vouch for them yeah bro and some sort of system like that could be helpful
00:49:11.780
but you know apparently these people in washington dc they can't critically think so um there's ways to
00:49:18.660
get around this but the truth of the matter is dude is you know there's there's laws and the laws have
00:49:26.420
to be obeyed and that's that yeah yeah no dude i agree dude i like uh jordan you got some good
00:49:33.660
shit to say bro let's let's bring you in let's bring you up on the show let's see
00:49:39.500
oh jordan what's up dude hey what's up dj what's going on man you get your camera on if you want
00:49:48.920
or you don't have to it's up to you um yeah sure hold up one sec brother uh i'm on i don't know if i'm
00:49:55.660
on the i'm sure where i go to do that oh shit my bad yeah i'm not seeing an option for video here
00:50:08.440
let's just do call it yeah no you're good you're good talk to us man what you got
00:50:11.800
man honest oh my first off this is fucking surreal sorry for my language but this is surreal man thank
00:50:19.000
y'all so freaking much for everything y'all do y'all literally changed my life i got i gained 40 pounds
00:50:26.180
of muscle mass because of 75 hard i started getting my shit together in my life and actually been trying
00:50:31.880
to improve and i owe it all to y'all like i really cannot thank y'all enough for everything you
00:50:38.420
have done for the community and for building this message of personal excellence you can't see it
00:50:43.300
right now but i'm rocking my american freedom hat right now currently but always got to have it with
00:50:48.360
me keep that thing i mean y'all are just absolutely killing it and i just cannot thank y'all enough and
00:50:53.420
i'm low-key like is this surreal or am i dreaming right now well you're about to be not dreaming if you
00:50:58.180
don't tell us something cool well depends on what you're looking for brother i mean you're just making
00:51:04.300
some good comments man what's your thought on this immigration stuff man so home depots or no
00:51:10.040
bro i was thinking throw a taco stand up at a home depot and just like let it rip and just see how that
00:51:16.740
goes but yeah no honestly the whole thing with the immigration i don't think a lot of folks have a
00:51:22.860
problem with immigration as a whole when people do it right and they follow the law and i actually do
00:51:28.940
it effectively and efficiently but when you have all these folks that we have no idea who they are
00:51:34.540
where they're coming from what their history is about and the fact that they're coming in and
00:51:39.400
harming the american populace that's a whole different story and it's quite literally like i
00:51:44.320
was saying it's an invasion it really is an invasion and it just it's sickening to me y'all like
00:51:50.380
we have americans that are struggling they are so willing to give at first before you know all this
00:51:55.480
this stuff changed they were so willing to give all these folks money and give them reimbursements
00:52:00.660
for loans and mortgages and cell phones and food stamps yet you got folks in like ashville or other
00:52:07.380
places like that that are genuinely suffering and it's just like make it make sense how can you not
00:52:14.500
take care of your population yet be pandering to these other mofos who give two craps about whoever
00:52:21.900
whoever's in office they just care about the fact that they're in the country and they can get
00:52:25.380
our resources i mean dude i think you're making some great points there bro um you know you said
00:52:33.060
make it make sense well it does make sense if you recognize what's actually going on and that we're
00:52:39.640
dealing with an intentional demoralization and destabilization of our country and uh the intentional
00:52:46.000
breeding of american culture out of our country and so when we think about like what's actually
00:52:55.080
going on you know you can tie all this together right like we the biggest problem that we keep
00:53:01.480
doing jordan is that we keep pretending like these people are stupid or these people are ignorant
00:53:08.340
no they're neither of those they're fucking intentional and they're evil and they are removing american
00:53:15.320
culture intentionally they are removing uh any sort of national pride that we have they are removing
00:53:26.860
national identity the part of funneling resources to them versus american citizens is about demoralization
00:53:34.840
because most people don't know how to deal with that and the play they're running has worked pretty well
00:53:43.120
but if we want to stop it we have to understand and this is us this is the people that listen to this
00:53:51.100
show and maybe a few other shows we have to push and i have a feeling that jordan pushes pretty hard
00:53:57.220
but we have to push collectively for accountability and for retribution that's what the country has to have
00:54:05.880
it has to have transparency it has to have accountability and it has to have punishment
00:54:11.260
for the crimes that have been committed against us for us to ever believe that they have our
00:54:17.220
interests in mind and so you know i think jordan makes some awesome points i agree with him 100
00:54:22.480
and you know the culture of america is one of if not the most unique culture ever because yes
00:54:29.680
it does involve many other cultures to come together to create a culture the american culture
00:54:37.720
but when that culture is no longer useful it makes sense that they would try to destroy it and the
00:54:44.300
only time that it becomes unuseful to them is when they realize that they can conduct wars and conduct
00:54:51.400
operations through technology versus boots on the ground they don't need a bunch of badass 20 year old
00:54:58.820
americans that are ripped and fucking high testosterone whooping people's asses anymore for the love of their
00:55:04.740
country that's right what they need is they need those people to get fat lazy stupid and poor so
00:55:10.300
that they're dependent and we can say you know what we're going to join up with everybody else and
00:55:14.520
become one big globalist society and it's unfortunate that people are not recognizing that that's the play
00:55:21.720
that's going on uh you know and the the counterbalance to that is personal excellence it is being fit it is
00:55:31.620
working to be wealthy it is working to be accepting it is working to uh look above the artificial division
00:55:39.760
that we're we're constantly entangled into and um and i agree i don't think people have a problem with
00:55:48.180
immigrants here dude like there isn't this big race problem here in this country like the race shit is
00:55:55.260
manufactured bro like yeah there's we could go online every single day and find a video of a black
00:56:01.600
guy doing something to a white guy we can go online every day and find a video of a white guy doing
00:56:05.980
something to a black guy maybe not quite as free but but the truth of the matter is is that we can find
00:56:14.340
all these things and build them into the narrative that we want them yes bro and the reality is is most
00:56:19.800
people are fucking cool and we gotta fucking quit falling for their bullshit we whether it serves
00:56:25.840
what we may think like bro like just real talk okay and we're gonna keep it real here it as a white dude
00:56:32.740
i've never i've never really like thought about race like i just haven't like i i have not really
00:56:39.440
thought about it now that it's become such a an attack on white people i'm starting to realize
00:56:47.740
that if white people don't stand up for themselves they will eventually get wiped the fuck out so now
00:56:54.340
i'm being forced to say well hey you guys are fucking with the white people and when white people
00:57:01.200
say that shit it's racist but everybody else can say the same shit and it's unfortunate that we have to
00:57:07.020
get to that point because i do believe that people should be judged on the content of their character man
00:57:14.160
and i don't believe that standing up for yourself equals racism towards other races yeah so that's
00:57:20.720
real man that's real yeah bro i look we got a big fucking problem here and to cure the problem it's
00:57:25.620
going to be ugly people got to be rounded up they got to be set the fuck out of here and if they want
00:57:29.940
to come back they come back the right way it's very very simple man they want to separate it because
00:57:34.860
we are weaker that way 100 that's real man that's real the day the day that we all figure it out the
00:57:43.820
fucking day that black people and white people mainly figure out that they are americans and we
00:57:52.500
are being artificial dude those people up at the top are fucking done they're over they're done it only
00:57:57.360
requires those two groups of people to get together if the black people and the white people get
00:58:01.500
together the people who are tyrants are fucking done they're done that's real man that was micah's
00:58:08.060
quote by the way i just got yelled at there you go micah guys we do appreciate you man let us know
00:58:14.640
is that our micah no i don't think micah are you are you here micah no that's not the same micah
00:58:19.500
all right no yeah um yeah guys let's go down to the comments what you guys think uh with that being
00:58:26.440
said we got keep the cruise cruising we got uh headline number three let's get into it
00:58:31.140
um we kind of we kind of hinted at this a little bit but uh comedy making its way back yeah south
00:58:38.060
park yeah is uh making some noise right now uh-huh they fucking got everybody what they do they got
00:58:43.500
everybody uh south park depicts trump as satan jd vance menage a trois and ice raiding heaven
00:58:49.420
christy noem shooting dogs uh so south park's going pretty viral right now um are you a south park fan
00:58:55.700
i've always been a south park bro one time i was with halsey uh-huh so dude i had this little
00:59:02.940
apartment and back in college and you know i didn't smoke much weed back then i didn't really
00:59:08.800
start smoking weed like on a regular basis till i was probably like i don't know like late 30s yeah you
00:59:16.640
know and uh we my buddy my buddy uh aaron schubert who did smoke a lot of weed back then um came over
00:59:29.600
to hang out with us and he brought this weed and it was like orange it was called mango it was mango
00:59:35.620
something it was fucking orange and uh and so i forgot like he like the night before he we were
00:59:44.440
all partying and shit and he left he went home the next day me and scott were like at the house and
00:59:49.720
bro we were fucking hung over dude and we're like let's let's neither one of us smoke much weed
00:59:55.100
no we're like let's smoke this shit schubert left so do this out listen so this all comes together
01:00:01.740
okay so we end up smoking like we put we like put a bowl in and we smoke like half the bowl each bro
01:00:08.880
and like i was so fucking high bro like i didn't know what planet i was fucking on and then i couldn't
01:00:16.260
leave the house because i was so fucked up so i went in we so halsey disappears for like five minutes
01:00:23.860
oh that's the worst no and he comes back and he's like look what i found i found a movie in your closet
01:00:27.900
and it was south park the south park movie the first one yeah and it was still all wrapped up
01:00:33.100
and i never watched it before and he's like let's watch this and i'm like all right so he throws it
01:00:39.260
in the fucking dvd player you know what i'm saying and uh bro i laughed so fucking hard i almost died
01:00:47.420
because i couldn't because i couldn't breathe i couldn't breathe it's the hardest i've ever laughed
01:00:52.740
in my fucking life yeah man and i like i could tell you i've never laughed that hard like i remember
01:00:58.240
it very specific specifically and uh so ever since then i've tried to stay away from south park really
01:01:05.520
yeah but i smoke more weed yeah that's right yeah you gotta balance it out yeah i get it because
01:01:09.780
it's dangerous to watch south park if you've been smoking you might die yeah you might die yeah no
01:01:14.120
dude i've always been a south park fan personally and i feel like they've always done a decent job
01:01:18.960
at getting everybody equally yeah you know like they're yeah they're a little liberal for sure
01:01:23.440
i think you know no i think they listen bro comedy is the universal language of unity okay like if you
01:01:30.180
want society to get along especially in america where everybody's fucking different everybody comes
01:01:37.700
from a different culture everybody has their unique things about culture part of appreciating culture
01:01:44.260
is making fun of the culture yeah right like it is yeah and you know people with no sense of humor
01:01:51.140
that are fat ugly and stupid and have no friends they're gonna get offended by shit like that yeah
01:01:55.440
but real people think it's fucking funny well i think too like bro it's like you know it's a very
01:02:00.360
it's it's a really great way of bringing light to sometimes some really dark fucking shit or stuff
01:02:07.100
that's not as palatable yeah like bringing comedy to it helps dave chappelle was the greatest
01:02:12.640
person in the history of race relations and he'll never get credit for it but and i'm not talking
01:02:20.900
about his newest shit his newest shit is different but when he was doing chappelle show and he was
01:02:26.860
doing this shit back then dude it was so it was so funny because he went in on everyone and nobody
01:02:35.080
said yeah and like that's what we need that is what we need that is what we need and it's been
01:02:40.080
it's been a minute since south park shane gillis does a good job of it that's why he's so popular
01:02:44.020
bro yeah he he's he makes fun of everybody dude yeah well i mean it's been a minute since south
01:02:49.060
park has i guess been in the spotlight in that sense but they're back in it um and they they got
01:02:53.440
everybody so the episode is titled got a nut um it features the school counselor mr mackie becoming
01:02:59.840
an ice agent after he loses his job due to budget cuts from the department of education
01:03:04.960
after joining up mackie watches an orientation video in which noam talks about shooting her dog
01:03:10.980
a reference to her previously admitting in a memoir to killing her 14th month old dog for its
01:03:16.700
aggressive behavior uh here here is the clip let's check it out
01:03:20.900
welcome to the team recruits i'm christy gnome head of homeland security
01:03:29.040
well she seems nice okay very pretty a few years ago i had to put my puppy down by shooting it in
01:03:35.760
the face because sometimes doing what's important means doing what's hard
01:03:39.780
now we'll ask the same determination of you because detaining and questioning people is never easy
01:03:52.240
oh god as the face of homeland security i'll be leading the way
01:03:59.600
and together we'll make sure everyone is in this country legally
01:04:06.220
so let's get out there and get them recruits together we can make it happen
01:04:12.560
so there's that uh and there was a bunch and like i said they got it is funny how they try to
01:04:23.100
make christy gnome like look like a fucking model like she's getting ready to run in and bro raid
01:04:27.480
motherfuckers with her fucking hair all done and her makeup all done and shit ain't buying it
01:04:32.580
yeah i'm not buying it nobody's buying it it makes it a little more fun to watch though for sure
01:04:37.840
yeah for sure but they got everybody got jd vance uh and he actually i like i'd actually rather watch
01:04:46.860
holman holman holman yeah i like him a lot i do too i like his little speech put a little wig on him
01:04:53.100
and some makeup and you'd have the liberals fucking all about the deportations bro bro you know what i'm
01:04:58.080
saying he fucking comes out as trans that's what i'm saying what are they gonna say
01:05:01.540
see if i'm in charge this is the ninja move i'm pulling bro put the suit yeah put the wig on
01:05:06.740
put your fucking costume on so we can get these motherfuckers to tell on everybody you want them
01:05:12.020
out or not yeah it's a good strategy bro you gotta think outside the box yeah you got to you know got
01:05:20.240
to yeah uh but yeah jd vance got it and what i'd like most about it too like you know sometimes when
01:05:28.240
you're getting the shit pouring on you the best thing you can do is just go with it laugh at it
01:05:33.060
laugh at yourself sometimes um jd vance finally did that um so south this is one of the clips from
01:05:38.940
the south park episode um and south park posted this out saying welcome to mar-a-lago hashtag south
01:05:45.060
park vance jd vance said well i finally made it yeah you know that's cool why do they always make
01:05:52.400
his face look so bad i don't know what's a little candy dude it's not like he's fat no why did he do
01:05:59.640
that i don't know it's great though it is great um they got jd vance they got charlie kirk as well
01:06:09.640
oh really yeah charlie kirk he's actually changed his profile picture um kirk did not yeah this is
01:06:16.380
kirk's page uh but this is uh they they had cartman beat charlie kirk in the episode let's check this
01:06:23.220
out mom you don't understand i'm getting really good at this i have my arguments down rock solid
01:06:28.060
these young college girls are totally unprepared so i can just destroy them and also edit out all the
01:06:32.020
ones that actually argue back well it just feels so good i understand it feels good but that doesn't
01:06:40.360
and then that you know he does those debates on the college campuses right so they have this check
01:06:47.340
this out oh my god what makes you think you have the right to say what i do with my body let me ask
01:06:53.500
you something if a pregnant woman is killed and the baby dies too why is the killer charged with the
01:06:57.260
double homicide well because people have different beliefs it's not about belief it's about truth
01:07:02.340
science confirms life begins at conception i mean fucking spot on um charlie kirk posted this out
01:07:10.400
says not bad cartman didn't charlie kirk isn't he didn't he like isn't he mad at everybody right
01:07:15.200
now like because they're all uh i saw something today like he's mad at everybody because he was
01:07:22.640
questioning israel and all the people got mad at him or something yeah i mean dude he gets a lot of
01:07:27.660
shit for it for sure yeah but he's like a he's very pro they can do no wrong it's not it's not a
01:07:33.360
genocide it's not you know you know dude it's hard to tell what's going on there because fucking
01:07:39.620
these people lie about everything anyway uh yeah that's funny that's great tom holman in a wig
01:07:47.000
that would solve a lot of problems i think that's the uh yeah you put them out there like rachel levine
01:07:51.800
and no for real bro and you'd have all the left they wouldn't know what to do their minds would explode
01:07:56.960
bro it would just be spontaneous explosions they wouldn't know what to do they'd have no
01:08:01.780
because if they fucking go against it they're transphobic transphobic yeah yeah but if they go
01:08:07.260
with it you know two birds here's the deal motherfuckers don't belong here go back to your
01:08:14.080
own fucking country come back the right way and if they allow you to we'll throw you a motherfucking
01:08:19.820
party we'll throw you a fucking fiesta away you know i'm saying like fuck bro well the crazy thing
01:08:26.660
is like the majority of these people they're not even would you show up to the fiesta oh yeah yeah
01:08:32.080
what are you going to bring to the fiesta curry and tacos see curry and tacos z shines in bro
01:08:38.400
trying to unite everybody yeah international cuisine fiesta what goes into an international
01:08:45.380
fiesta buffet pizza french fries tacos tacos chinese food butter chicken stir fried gerbils
01:08:55.720
meow meow we should we should ask the people to comment say it what chitlins no what uh you know like
01:09:03.940
you know chinese food yeah right right right what no no what kind of food would you like to have today
01:09:09.980
dj we should ask the people to comment no dj knows he won't say because he's being a pussy i won't say
01:09:16.800
it see now people are watching he doesn't want to say anything funny this is going to ruin the show
01:09:21.920
because dj is going to puss out i asked dj if he wanted to have chinese food today and you know what
01:09:27.520
he said back to me i want to have a nigga food that's what he said yeah and i said okay what's that
01:09:32.680
he said that's pig's feet and chitlins and watermelons that's right that's what he fucking
01:09:38.700
told me somebody said in the chat dj's diet is chicken broth all right chicken and water okay
01:09:44.740
all right hey man yeah you know what it it's not bad no it's good shit i mean to be honest what's
01:09:52.720
white people food just mayonnaise no it ain't just mayonnaise i hate mayonnaise i do
01:09:59.600
i don't dude i don't eat mayonnaise on anything by itself or like what we're talking
01:10:07.300
i've never had it fucking you bullshit have you had it yes i've had everybody's had fucking
01:10:13.780
mayonnaise not me i don't believe it okay i matter of fact i know for a fact you've had mayonnaise
01:10:18.440
before when where were we at isn't mayonnaise and caesar salad dressing yes okay well that's the
01:10:26.380
only time you've had that i've seen you do it on a burger too bullshit you have i've never eaten a
01:10:32.420
fucking burger in my life with fucking mayonnaise on ever i don't believe that i don't care what you
01:10:39.600
believe i'm telling you we don't even have fucking mayonnaise at the house i believe that yeah i believe
01:10:48.580
you're missing out andy boiled dicks and raisins
01:10:56.920
that's pretty funny oh shit man oh this chat's yeah man y'all crazy man yeah um
01:11:14.700
boiled dicks yeah yeah that's what the epstein motherfuckers been eating boiled baby dicks
01:11:22.580
yeah fuck that's so nasty yeah well they're fucking weird i was just talking to my buddy
01:11:28.080
yesterday we uh honey and i were talking about this we're on the phone and we were talking about
01:11:33.480
how fucking these people they get money then they get power then they they have to like find new
01:11:39.120
weird shit to be into yeah dude that's why hillary clinton dresses like an emperor bro she thinks
01:11:45.080
she's a fucking emperor she thinks she's the queen of the earth that's why they do those spirit
01:11:51.060
dinners and all that weird shit the bohemian grove shit yeah what about that that's
01:11:56.780
allegedly allegedly you know owls in the woods and shit yeah yeah well guys jumping on the
01:12:03.080
conversation let's go down to the comments what you guys think with that being said we have our
01:12:12.000
thumbs up or dumb as fuck yeah so we bring a headline in we talk about it we vote on it gets one of those
01:12:20.400
two options um let's just let's get into this okay okay our thumbs up or dumb as fuck headline reads
01:12:33.240
it's a new side effect that men aren't even telling their doctors but their wives are discussing it online
01:12:43.400
ozempic penis what is it oh you're here let's find out let's find out is it good or bad i don't know
01:12:51.460
what i mean dude like the whole thing makes your makes your it might probably make your wieners shrink
01:13:00.680
well well let's let's see so it's it's it's the miracle drug known to curb appetite stimulate weight
01:13:08.780
loss and even help kick unhealthy addictions like smoking but some men have claimed that taking
01:13:14.800
the gop1 injections more commonly known by brand names including ozempic and way govi have brought
01:13:20.480
on another surprising and welcomed side effect online the phenomenon has been dubbed ozempic penis
01:13:27.500
frank a 36 year old man from new mexico whose name has been changed to protect his privacy
01:13:33.520
uh weighed 286 pounds when he began taking the weight loss medication two years ago his doctor
01:13:38.860
had prescribed the medication to help treat his diabetes and hyperthyroidism his starter dosage
01:13:43.920
of ozempic a popular uh injection uh used to treat type simglutide there we go you said it i ain't
01:13:52.460
gonna say it you said it um used to treat type 2 uh diabetes came with uh its unusual reported uh side
01:14:00.240
effects such as reduced hunger improved energy and the occasional acid reflux six months into his
01:14:06.140
weight loss journey however frank began noticing a surprising physical difference in his body one that
01:14:11.820
no one had warned him about he was once again waking up with morning wood something he lost back in 2020
01:14:19.100
due to complications with his diabetes he told the daily mail and not only was frank once again waking up
01:14:24.980
in a state of arousal but his a p his penis appeared to have grown by an inch um frank whipped out his
01:14:32.100
iphone and used it as a makeshift ruler classic right who hasn't done that you know i'm saying
01:14:38.560
who ain't done that um the last time i'm quote the last time i measured myself i used my phone uh which
01:14:46.000
was an iphone 7 plus he told the daily mail i was about 5.8 inches uh this time with his larger iphone 15 pro max
01:14:54.380
his member appeared to have lengthened to match the device which is around 6.3 inches people didn't seem to
01:15:11.300
all right listen you fat fuck the reason you think your penis got better is because you were so
01:15:20.380
fucking fat that you couldn't fucking see the motherfucker okay so this isn't ozempic this is
01:15:28.860
you just not being as fat every dude knows this this is why dudes trim their pubes it adds an inch
01:15:36.440
by cutting the fucking hair short that's right okay yeah and when you lose weight it's an optical illusion
01:15:42.740
your your fucking pubic area you were so fucking fat that the area around your dick was fat oh yeah
01:15:52.560
and that's what the magic is this is not ozempic this is you not being unhealthy and you waking up
01:15:59.500
with a hard fucking boner is you being less close to death
01:16:05.560
oh my god i grew an inch i lost 80 pounds but my dick grew an inch
01:16:21.460
that's real shit yeah so yeah it doesn't and by the way what is this propaganda from the
01:16:28.620
pharmaceutical company oh take ozempic and it makes your your fucking dick get bigger no
01:16:33.800
losing weight makes your dick appear to be bigger it's always been the same size yes
01:16:38.480
somebody on the chat said blood stopped going to the stomach to digest food and went somewhere
01:16:45.480
else finally that's fucking right that's right bro that's right you know getting blood flow to his
01:16:57.340
yeah yeah you also yes you also do lose muscle mass with ozempic if you don't keep your protein intake
01:17:06.420
high uh or you know you're not using testosterone if you're a man that's true i'm trying there is a lot
01:17:12.060
of other benefits allegedly to it though but i but it's hard to know because we fucking get lied to
01:17:18.060
about all this shit yeah so like dude i don't you know whatever man normally i just slam mine in
01:17:26.280
a car door to make it bigger took the old conor mcgregor method bro yeah i gotta be stopped man
01:17:32.320
what's y'all doing bro listen what's this guy's name frank allegedly frank
01:17:39.640
you fat fuck okay okay wait can we critique the iphone measurement tool i've never well you have
01:17:50.820
the smaller iphone right motherfucker i'm italian bitch
01:17:55.100
bad jokes yeah they can't stop that's not what i meant man i wasn't even going there somebody in
01:18:04.080
the chat said you ever seen the size of my arms and the size of my legs mm-hmm those are that's
01:18:09.940
your protruding members there's something to be said about that yeah just saying
01:18:21.720
anyway yeah frank congratulations on not being a fat turd and actually being a functional male
01:18:32.420
that's good good job buddy yeah thumbs up for that if you lose another 50 pounds because i'm sure
01:18:36.820
you're still fat you're gonna even get a bigger dick he's gonna get big yeah
01:18:40.600
look at this fucking guy in the picture holding it out with like what's that 12
01:18:48.540
is that centimeters though yeah that's centimeters 12 centimeters 12 centimeters 12 centigrade
01:18:52.860
must be european i want to say this uh-huh you know if people actually knew
01:19:01.700
how i don't actually even think there's like ugly people i think there's fat people okay because if
01:19:09.380
you took most people who are way overweight and got them to a healthy weight they actually end up
01:19:15.780
looking pretty good almost everybody almost everybody and like dude people don't realize the
01:19:21.380
quality of life difference there is between being extremely overweight and being in shape it's a
01:19:29.520
completely different experience people look at you different they treat you different you feel
01:19:34.540
different your body works different apparently your dick gets bigger listen everything's different and better
01:19:41.280
and these people who argue that fact are delusional you're delusional dude i've been fat i've been morbidly
01:19:50.520
obese like i when i was 350 dude i was a fat fuck okay like 120 years ago i would have been the fattest
01:20:00.100
man on the planet at 350 yeah i would have been in the fucking circus okay so i know what it's like to
01:20:05.900
be like that i know what it's like to have to wear the same clothes over and over and over again because
01:20:10.600
none of your shit fits i know what it's like to not go to weddings because you can't get your suit to
01:20:15.060
fit i know what it's like to not want to go to barbecues and pool parties because you're fucking
01:20:19.900
embarrassed of how you look i know what it's like i know what it's like and people who claim like oh
01:20:25.980
dude i'm happy with you're lying no you're not you're fucking lying or you you lack the perspective
01:20:32.320
completely of what it could be like it's more unacceptable socially
01:20:38.240
to be a criminal or to be fat than it is to be a criminal or to be like literally almost anything
01:20:46.460
else and i didn't make the rules it's just reality yeah yeah man and it's funny how they
01:20:53.720
how they shove it down our throats in the propaganda like notice what they make the average
01:20:58.940
man look like on a television show or on a like i'm talking about a sitcom show not a not a
01:21:05.540
like army show or military show right just a basic an average dude regular commercial they make the
01:21:11.120
average dude look like a fat lazy turd and they do that so that other men will be like well see this
01:21:19.540
is what you're supposed to look like it at 40 motherfucker i'm 40 i'm 40 fucking six okay like
01:21:26.240
i'm fucking yoked you know what i'm saying like i'm in better shape than i was at 25 there's no there's
01:21:32.480
nothing that can't keep getting better i'm convinced of it and i think this whole thing of
01:21:39.100
like you know i'm a i'm this age and i can't bro i know 70 year old dudes that are fucking shredded
01:21:46.700
i think you could continue to get better i think the whole thing is a complete fucking lie so that
01:21:52.320
people will give up be unhealthy and become a customer of the medical system yeah that's real man
01:21:59.700
last little check in with the chat back in my trailer park the lower your stomach hangs the
01:22:10.580
it's funny because like all the people who who who advocate for fat acceptance then eventually they
01:22:20.440
end up losing a bunch of weight you know i'm saying yeah lizzo yeah yeah yeah and then what
01:22:26.140
oh so you were lying the whole time right so you wasn't really happy we know yeah it's not a dude
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listen not only that dude like those people that are that big they fucking smell bad that you don't ever
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meet a big person like that that has a that doesn't smell bad they smell dirty they got shit going on in
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their body that's not healthy i'm not i'm not saying it to be mean i'm saying it to be you're not
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you're not accepted socially it's fucking gross i'm sorry you're fat phobic yes i fucking am because
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i used to be fat i know what the fuck it's about i am scared of it i spent most of my life being a fat
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fuck okay i know i i'd rather die than go back to being fucking fat that's real shit because it's that
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big of a difference oh that's superficial no it's not it's quality of life man it's real shit man
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yeah well thumbs up to this guy thumbs up to that's why i'm so passionate about the fucking
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program bro yeah the live heart getting your shit yes because it fucking fixes the underlying problem
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of adherence of it your ability to adhere is what costs you or gets you everything in your life
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if you said if you set out to get in shape and you can follow the plan you're going to be in shape
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if you set out to get wealthy and you can follow that plan you're going to be wealthy
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it removes that the biggest roadblock probably the only roadblock in any of our lives to build
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anything real which is our own ability to adhere to a plan and we got all these fucking idiots on
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the internet thinking it's a fitness program it's it has it has very little to do with fitness to be
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honest other than you know it's a byproduct of making the right decisions you know that's real man
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well thumbs up to frank yeah yeah frank yeah keep going you'll gain another inch you know
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yeah man thumbs up to frank man i don't know i'll be telling people you got a five inch
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fucking he might be he might be a shower so and that if that's the case not i mean nobody measures
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their dick when it's soft bro damn you're right so why would he he's putting that out there yeah
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yeah because i got an iphone 20 yeah oh no based off my measurements it's a 20 max max plus pro you
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know what they say about people that brag about their big dicks they drive they got little dicks
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they drive nice cars yeah i get i get listen bro i drive a line green car when my dick feels just
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too big to handle it's a responsibility that's what it is counterbalances the way bro like you don't you
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don't know what it's like to walk around with like that like that's a lot of pressure yeah i get it
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you know sometimes i like to drive like an orange car or green car just so it shrinks a little bit
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that makes sense yeah yeah that's it all right well guys andy chat yeah that's all i got man yeah
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tell all your friends come to chat next time we're gonna move into a live show so within the next
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what couple weeks sure is that is that the plan no it's very realistic is that the plan but not
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you're the one that knows what the fuck's going on yeah come over here and tell them the fucking
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plan put them on the video too just come right here come to my camera he loves for everybody to see
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him yes we'll be doing a live show good live on youtube in the morning uh we're still trying
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to figure out the time and everything ebony and ivory goes together in purple all right you guys
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gonna make out i didn't hear anything he said yeah just just sit right here hey what about uh
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what about madat being ranked in the world of jiu-jitsu no he's one of the top jiu-jitsu-ers
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jiu-jitsu-ers yeah basically here's the reality he'll beat your ass
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isn't that right that's right all right that's right man and then he'll smile while he's doing
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it too you ever seen him do his fucking matches and he's in there smiling and shit
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madat's a badass oh he spelled your name right there's no question hey andy i'm curious what your
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opinion about xrp if you don't want to answer that's fine i was just curious um what's xrp
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yeah i build companies man oh that's crypto i'm a company builder i'm not an investment i can invest
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in companies but i'm not a crypto expert so to speak i don't understand enough about it yet
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to tell people what to do or not to do that's the mature take it's the truth i'm good at what i'm good
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at i'm not one of these people that pretends to be good at fucking everything i can tell you what i
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am really good at is i'm good at seeing shit before it fucking happens that's what i get paid
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all my money for i don't do anything else but you know iceberg yeah clearly i can't know what the
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fuck's going on in the world because i'm a retarded yeah no man that's real man well guys it's been
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great man yeah it's been fun it's been real been real fun it's been real fun real fun yes yeah
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all right that's all i got all right don't forget if you got a little wiener lose some weight trim it
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down gain an interest too that's right with that being said don't be a hoe share the show
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went from sleeping on the floor now my jewelry box froze fuck a bowl fuck a stove counted millions
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in the cold bad bitch booted swole got her on bankroll can't fold doesn't know headshot case close