REAL AF with Andy Frisella - 918. Andy & DJ CTI： Trump Claims Epstein Case Was a Democrat Hoax, Americans Rush To Join ICE & South Park Depicts Trump And JD Vance

00:00:00.000 what is up guys it's andy brucella and this is the show for the realists say goodbye to the 0.99

00:00:20.980 lies the fakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome to motherfucking reality 0.98

00:00:25.440 guys today we have andy and dj cruise the motherfucking internet and that's what we're 0.95

00:00:32.440 gonna do that's what cti stands for it stands for cruise the internet we'll put topics on the 0.86

00:00:36.340 screen we're gonna speculate on what's true and what's not true we're gonna laugh at all these 0.99

00:00:40.560 dumb asses and then we're gonna talk about how we the people gotta clean up their shit 1.00

00:00:44.380 anyway don't be a hoe share the show all right what's up dude what's going on man just over here 1.00

00:00:50.760 drinking my uh my first form protein shake the classic yes a little drinking yourself

00:00:57.780 yeah nothing tastes as good as my own self you know what i'm saying

00:01:01.920 i'm into that i remember my first time trying some of you though it wasn't bad 0.51

00:01:07.660 yeah that's it's an acquired taste cherries and chocolate it's about right sound a little gay 1.00

00:01:14.180 anyway what's going on dude not much man not much uh yeah i mean it's a lot out there 0.99

00:01:21.700 what the fuck is going on with the rain like is it raining no i get the car out of the garage 0.91

00:01:27.420 it rains for 45 seconds and then it stops raining and then the car's dirty that's happened every day 0.99

00:01:34.600 this summer yeah oh it is supposed to be raining right now literally at 4 p.m and that's it yeah

00:01:39.960 huh yeah man um yeah all right he's got a well for those of you that don't know

00:01:49.200 we are now just tell them what we're doing because i'm not even sure what we're doing

00:01:55.040 yeah yeah no that's cool we're doing a little trial run right now we're testing we got some

00:01:58.680 some some people that are watching and listening to this right now as it's being recorded um it's

00:02:05.300 a very special aren't we moving to a full live broadcast yeah eventually we're working through

00:02:09.120 some stuff yeah we're working through some stuff um you know and uh just you know how's that gonna 0.95

00:02:13.940 work you're asking the wrong because i'm for sure gonna get put all over the internet for the shit 0.96

00:02:17.940 that gets cut out of the show cut it yeah yeah yeah you guys think i say wild shit on the show 0.97

00:02:24.720 just waiting till eight o'clock at night yeah that's right all right since all the chats in there 0.82

00:02:31.640 right now let's go ahead and uh let's let's see how many of the ogs understand what the

00:02:35.820 clidesdale cartel is all about clidesdale cartel let's see if they know who knows what that is

00:02:40.060 we'll be able to tell by what they type in there clidesdale's cartels yep anyway looks like none of

00:02:48.000 them know so oh wait i guess no here huh i guess no more uh no more live chat ever again all right

00:02:54.800 that's it yeah all right okay oh there we go and he's looking sad oh that's you yeah

00:03:01.160 that's you one guy knows yeah all right let's do this yeah let's do it man um so i wanted to bring

00:03:11.580 something up before we get to our headlines this was uh it's actually like a little follow-up of the

00:03:17.440 thumbs up that we had a few episodes ago um the annabelle doll yeah okay the whole house matt rife

00:03:24.980 bought it matt rife just bought it uh anti-woke comedian matt rife gets chilling warning after buying

00:03:31.340 world's most haunted doll annabelle um so the comedian has been warned of impeding danger after

00:03:37.960 he acquired the world's most haunted doll and announced his intentions to display the infamous

00:03:43.360 item rife stunned fans when he revealed he had purchased paranormal investigators ed and lorraine

00:03:49.520 warren's home and a cult museum in monroe connecticut subsequently becoming the legal guardian of the

00:03:55.760 famed demonic doll uh so yeah he put this uh there's a video that came out um of him uh buying this let's

00:04:03.800 check this out hey guys uh super random but incredible announcement i have just bought the ed and

00:04:11.780 lorraine warren's home and a cult museum with my very good friend elton castell if you guys have

00:04:17.520 ever seen any of the conjuring films the annabelle films or even amityville horror this is the home

00:04:25.040 that inspired all of those stories this might be the most important and prominent piece of paranormal

00:04:31.400 history in the world ed and lorraine warren are who took demonology and ghost hunting and paranormal

00:04:38.840 investigation and made it mainstream now i know a lot of you guys don't know what any of this means

00:04:43.900 whatsoever but if you follow ghost stuff this is about as big as it gets so what does this all mean

00:04:49.320 it means that elton castell and myself are the owners of the physical ed and lorraine warren's home

00:04:55.760 and occult museum we are the legal guardians and caretakers of all 750 haunted artifacts and items

00:05:04.340 in the warren museum including the annabelle doll i must go on record and say we do not legally own

00:05:11.100 the items but we are the legal guardians and caretakers of the items for at least the next

00:05:16.520 five years and what this means for you guys is you are going to soon be able to book a night or a

00:05:21.940 weekend and stay at the warren's house and investigate the house and the history of the house

00:05:28.480 as well as the museum and all the artifacts inside of it this is the most random hobby ever but it's

00:05:34.620 so fucking cool man i should probably collect stamps or something might be a little safer but uh yeah we 0.81

00:05:40.100 own the house and uh we are very excited for you guys to see it stay tuned i'm in no yes i'm in i'm gonna 0.96

00:05:49.080 i'm gonna i'm gonna uh dm mariah i'm gonna tell her to set it up set it up me you and matt are gonna 0.98

00:05:56.060 do a ghost adventures you and you and matt and dj black guy dies first somebody said fucking white 0.99

00:06:02.040 people yeah somebody said definitely a white people thing yeah yeah i'm out man why dude i love you bro 0.94

00:06:08.920 but i i'm doing it 100 i don't do that stuff man like that's just not my flavor man like i i want zero to 1.00

00:06:18.220 do with that zero bro well that's because you're a pussy that's why no one will remember your name 1.00

00:06:25.400 yeah i wonder how much it costs though what movie is that that's right never seen it i've figured 1.00

00:06:30.800 because you watch like fucking goldilocks and other stupid ass shit that's not true the only good movie 0.99

00:06:36.140 you've ever recommended is uh that movie that one i just watched yeah kingdom i don't recommend much 1.00

00:06:41.180 that was a good that was good that was good did you watch that yet the kingdom of heaven yeah he

00:06:47.160 loved pretty good yeah he loved it yeah no dude i dude this it would take a lot for me to get there

00:06:53.020 bro yeah like me telling you you're going there that's what we're doing yeah that's it yeah so not

00:06:59.200 that much yeah dude i mean that's just i wonder how much he paid for i don't know uh i don't think

00:07:03.260 it was disclosed like like what the the total cost of the deal was but it doesn't matter he's rich 0.98

00:07:08.020 as fuck he's got it yeah yeah he's doing all right bro he's killing it well he's about to do 0.96

00:07:12.280 even better because he's about to you know you have a number one comedic tour i think i believe 1.00

00:07:16.380 uh in history really yeah over the last two years really so more tickets than anybody else ever 0.93

00:07:23.260 that's crazy yeah well he's fucking good bro that's funny as fuck well i think now too like 0.85

00:07:28.220 with the the spread of like social media like a lot of it's easier for comics to get big right 0.98

00:07:32.120 like i was watching this i sent you the reel that guy uh what's his name andrew dice what do you

00:07:37.480 yeah oh yeah he is kind of big he's less big though i'm less big but i'm getting there yeah 0.96

00:07:42.200 i can get bigger if you want no okay i don't want to pay that fucking food bill 0.98

00:07:46.640 no man but that uh that one uh comedian i sent you who does andrew dice clay yeah yeah like he 0.94

00:07:54.220 sold out like the 80s yeah bro that was good comedy but you think now that's like one of the

00:07:58.840 worst comics from the 80s really dude i fucking love that humor though early eddie murphy 0.87

00:08:02.960 richard pryor bernie mack george carlin no bernie mack's from the 90s 0.59

00:08:07.660 dave chapelle ain't 80s no yeah dave chapelle's like 2000s 0.96

00:08:13.240 but yeah dude early eddie murphy raw delirious george carlton that's some funny ass shit there's 0.83

00:08:20.900 no filter yeah those are the guys comedy needs to get back it's good it is getting back to that 0.79

00:08:25.440 though yeah sure yeah like people are being less like um 0.98

00:08:29.620 vagina's about it yeah yeah i agree yeah yeah sick man less vagisil 1.00

00:08:36.540 you know i'm saying i do know there's a surplus these days there is a surplus of vagisil that's

00:08:43.580 good yeah back when comedy was good racism was racism racism is funny it is yeah it is i agree man 0.99

00:08:51.080 but yeah so i mean shout out to matt then i mean the best jokes are racist jokes everybody fucking 0.91

00:08:55.660 knows it it's true nobody wants to admit it it's the truth what's which jokes do you laugh the 0.85

00:09:00.820 hardest at the racist one right yeah but but see i have to think though dude like am i just messed

00:09:05.520 up no like am i a messed up person no because it's all the people around you that tell them when 0.98

00:09:10.580 they okay what are your what kind of jokes do your friends say when fucking nobody's around 0.98

00:09:14.120 that's right that's right yeah that's right hey they go like this 0.99

00:09:16.540 you know you're gonna hear a funny joke with a dude telling you it goes like this you gotta look

00:09:21.820 around first yeah man it's good times it is what it is man but uh but yeah guys remember

00:09:30.860 if you want to see any of these pictures articles links videos go to andy for seller.com you guys can

00:09:37.700 find them all link there for you uh with that being said let's get into our cruise um headland

00:09:43.980 number one uh let's talk about hello number one reads

00:09:47.500 fbi oust farming oh oh see behind the scenes are getting some dj you wanted to do the live bro 0.88

00:09:57.620 you wanted to do the live now people gonna find the fuck out now people gonna find the fuck out now 0.99

00:10:04.120 aren't they see they think we're teasing i was not prepared yeah you better go fucking practice 0.99

00:10:12.320 see this don't make it to the cuts guys this is special shit you guys are getting right now 0.99

00:10:17.140 all right fbi oust former acting director agent involved in j6 prosecutions with more expected 0.95

00:10:26.680 uh so this just came down the pipeline today um it has been at least three officials including

00:10:33.380 the former acting director um and an officer involved in the january 6 investigations fox news

00:10:39.240 has learned so this guy brian driscoll um uh he was appointed early on during the early trans yeah

00:10:45.880 first i don't trust anybody with that type of mustache first of all what kind of facial hair

00:10:49.880 uh abomination is that bro that's like i can't decide between a mustache and a goatee but i'm not

00:10:55.840 good enough for either yeah and then you know what i went with i went ahead and watched pirates of the

00:11:00.020 caribbean and i you know did some sort of hybrid bro this guy looks like he made 300 grand

00:11:07.060 over the last 10 years on craigslist oh yeah you know what i'm saying he looks like he uses the uh

00:11:12.800 the missed encounters you know what i'm saying i saw you at the grocery store you had a wonderful beard

00:11:20.120 that's right it was braided let me know he looks like you like you walk up to you and be like let me 0.85

00:11:24.580 paint you he looks like he looks like he'd be the guy that would check your prostate 0.97

00:11:29.240 the chat is asking does his last name end in stain 0.52

00:11:34.320 i don't get it me neither what does that mean i don't mean i don't get it i don't get it either

00:11:42.300 it sounds anti-semitic though yeah guys come on man yeah behave guys

00:11:46.880 he said check your prostate with both hands on your shoulders 0.99

00:11:51.160 that's a fucking fact bro this is like cruise the comments on steroids 1.00

00:11:59.880 motherfucker you gotta turn the chat off we gotta do the show 0.99

00:12:02.340 block it out so i can't see it i'm not gonna be able to do the show 0.99

00:12:06.180 dude he does check it that way wrong answers only man that's what we need right here all right so 0.83

00:12:12.400 let's hear what this guy did yeah so so this guy brian dr fucking wiener 0.95

00:12:16.720 hey doc where i put my pants right over the next to mine oh man yeah so this guy uh he's out he's 0.96

00:12:25.640 being forced out of the bureau um sources familiar with the matter told fox news along uh with walter

00:12:31.520 giardina a special agent at the bureau who played a role in the investigation of trump trade advisor

00:12:38.280 peter navarro and steven jensen the acting director in charge of the washington field office

00:12:43.920 um and so yeah these guys are out apparently there's more coming um we'll see see what happens

00:12:51.080 with that um but one individual they're they're saying that the they're trying to call this like

00:12:57.160 retribution um is what they're calling it that's the the name the the word going around the circles

00:13:03.600 that's called consequences yeah that's right um but yeah so i mean that you know that's going that's

00:13:11.220 cool um well we got to cover something man i think this is important uh it's been a couple of episodes

00:13:16.760 too um let's dive into some of the epstein updates um in case anything has changed because dude trump

00:13:23.820 keeps doubling down man and i don't get it and there's some weird things happening so you have this

00:13:30.460 video come out um this video here check this clip out guys the two kevin's very good mr president

00:13:36.580 is vice president vance hosting a gathering this evening to talk about how to respond to the epstein

00:13:41.120 situation is he working on what is he hosting some kind of gathering of top advisors this evening

00:13:46.440 to talk about how to respond to the epstein situation i don't know i could ask you that question

00:13:51.540 i don't know of it but i think uh here's the man right here i saw a report today and it's

00:13:58.640 completely fake news we're not meeting to talk about the epstein situation and i think the

00:14:03.820 reporter who reported it needs to get better sources the whole thing is a hoax it's put out by the

00:14:10.140 democrats because we've had the most successful six months in the history of our country and that's

00:14:15.940 just a way of trying to divert attention to something that's total bullshit okay uh on that 0.96

00:14:22.780 okay so so that happens okay um and then and then these reports start coming out that galay 0.87

00:14:32.040 maxwell told the doj that she never saw trump do anything concerning all right now i have an

00:14:37.620 interesting theory on this i really would like your input but could this all be to get to this point

00:14:44.020 where you know because we we talked about the options on the table israel potentially leveraging

00:14:49.820 the american people on this right or the other option of being trump was actually involved and

00:14:55.380 so is it is she saying this just to you know now he's cleared now does everything roll out like i mean

00:15:00.720 dude i don't know what to make of this stuff man you said you had a theory that was my theory

00:15:05.960 the theory is you don't know the theory is is that i don't know like was this guy involved i don't

00:15:11.700 believe so i don't want to believe that right and there's no evidence to suggest that he is

00:15:16.640 right but now all of a sudden it's coming out that these reports of you know uh the interrogations

00:15:23.440 that she had that now she's saying trump was never involved with anything concerning there was no

00:15:28.700 no concerning behaviors or criminal activity on trump's part so now you know for everybody out

00:15:34.540 there calling you know don the the pedo guy and all of that stuff like i mean okay that argument's

00:15:39.280 null and void now was that part of the agreement of this whole situation

00:15:44.600 you know look here's the problem that trump's facing you've got him his son everybody around

00:15:55.820 him for years talking about epstein talking about releasing quote unquote the list which i don't even 0.74

00:16:03.560 think is the important part we all know the fucking list we have the flight logs everybody knows who's 0.95

00:16:08.400 been there and who hasn't that's all been public data for a long time the problem that trump is facing 0.85

00:16:14.400 with the public right now is that they went from making this a huge deal to straight up saying it's a

00:16:23.200 hoax it's bullshit which is clearly not true because why would they be talking about it for all these 0.99

00:16:31.380 years all right and then on top of it if they had this shit on trump why didn't they release that part 1.00

00:16:39.140 of it you know during the time where they could have really hurt they had the power right but you know 0.97

00:16:46.460 the more i look into this and the more i hear the more it starts to confirm my original thought which

00:16:53.860 was he's trying to get people fucking pissed about it because when he looks at people and says oh it's 0.98

00:17:03.820 bullshit after talking about it for years that's going to infuriate people it gets people to the 0.99

00:17:09.980 point where they're demanding the list and now we have the liberal media who ignored the list for 1.00

00:17:15.380 eight years now talking about it non-stop right okay and trump's a master of the media bro he knows

00:17:23.940 how to manipulate the media better than the media knows how to manipulate him so you know and and by the

00:17:31.600 way this isn't about there's very little evidence that is public now it could be that you know these 1.00

00:17:39.740 people are satanic baby eating fucking aliens or lizard people or whatever the fuck people say 0.99

00:17:49.100 but the evidence that is available suggests that it is way more likely that this is just a 1.00

00:18:00.220 blackmail operation between the agencies to control the narrative in society and it has more to do 0.99

00:18:12.400 with people just doing weird shit than it has to do with like little bitty kids and shit and i think people 0.92

00:18:19.680 are getting hung up on the list on the list on the list on the list okay they released the list what's that 0.97

00:18:26.680 mean to you what's that mean we already have all the names you know what i mean so my personal take on all

00:18:34.180 of this is that i believe that we still don't know what's going on

00:18:41.820 i believe there's a good possibility that there is a real threat against the american people

00:18:51.180 from somebody i personally think it's netanyahu to do some sort of false flag or something that prevents

00:19:02.640 this from getting out and like i said last show or two shows ago when these people start to you know

00:19:12.940 let's say trump says okay here's the operation this is what happened this is how they were doing it

00:19:17.020 and he keeps saying innocent people get hurt innocent people get hurt i actually think he's talking about

00:19:23.440 the jewish people that are not part of this problem okay the innocent jewish people and i think he

00:19:32.740 understands that we're in such a social we're in a cultural place where so many people are upset with

00:19:39.840 israel and they're collectively generalizing all jews into that that it would be a dangerous thing to

00:19:48.280 expose israel's guilt because of what it would happen to the innocent jewish people i the more this goes

00:19:56.600 on the more that's how i'm starting to see what's what i think is actually going on yeah i think he's

00:20:02.160 trying to be responsible but i don't think he's making the right moves i think the right move like i've said

00:20:08.680 is to fully disclose everything and let it let it let the chips fall where they may so that we can get

00:20:14.540 the trust back the problem that and this is why i think that by the way because it would be easy for

00:20:21.760 him to follow that statement up like like right now what's he saying it's a hoax it's a hoax it's 0.92

00:20:28.500 bullshit right it's the liberal media okay it would be very easy for him to squash the temperature down 0.89

00:20:35.000 by just explaining that with another three or four sentences or with some actual evidence well 0.99

00:20:40.920 dude nobody can come how okay explain to me how it's a democrat op yeah explain that to me right 0.97

00:20:48.660 okay explain to me why you were talking about it for eight fucking years 0.99

00:20:52.340 explain to me why junior talks about it all the time explain to me why all the people that supported you 0.95

00:20:58.340 talked about it the entire time cash patel dan bongino vance all explain it and and dude because

00:21:06.900 he's not explaining it and because that's such a simple way to bring the temperature down my only

00:21:13.260 conclusion is that he wants the temperature to go up so because if it was really a hoax if it was

00:21:19.360 really that that would have been shown already yeah he could have said he could show be like look

00:21:23.620 here's what they did they did this and this and this and then they altered it like this and they did

00:21:28.280 these things and this is why you shouldn't worry about it but he's not providing that level of

00:21:32.920 transparency which makes him look like he's either part of it and he's certainly hiding something and

00:21:39.200 if he's not part of it then why is he doing it right you know what i'm saying right and then is it

00:21:45.100 possible that he's planning on holding the people for treason accountable and then moving on to them 0.99

00:21:51.460 you know like or is it possible that he's just fucking part of their shit i i don't think we 0.98

00:21:59.000 know enough yet and i'm not somebody who just like i know everybody likes to jump to conclusions 0.99

00:22:04.120 pick a side but and pick a side but like bro i'm a you know i i try to evaluate and call balls and

00:22:10.940 strikes and that comes from years and years and years of being in business i can't tell you how many

00:22:15.100 times in business where things appear to be one way and then i assume that they were that way i

00:22:21.800 end up losing you know what i mean it's just not the way i think yeah well it has to be unemotional

00:22:27.120 man like that that's the that's the piece you do i see people all the time online are way too

00:22:32.660 emotionally invested and i would say like there should be like there there's a necessary we don't

00:22:38.300 even know if those are real people that well i mean you know that's a fair point but like

00:22:42.240 there are a plenty of people out there that is like super emotionally like involved in this man

00:22:48.520 it's just like dude you got to remove the emotions from it look at the actual facts let the well i mean

00:22:52.780 look dude we get in a dangerous position when we start putting leadership on a pedestal to the point

00:23:02.020 where they can never do wrong there's nothing wrong with being quote-unquote loyal but you should

00:23:08.800 still be able to acknowledge that was not the best move yeah that was not the right move right this

00:23:14.000 should have been done that way that's how you improve and you could still be loyal to someone

00:23:18.720 and critique things that they did and uh you know unfortunately the the media and culture and this

00:23:27.820 communist destabilization and demoralization it's been going on for the last 20 well it's been going

00:23:32.860 for 100 years but heavily the last 20 years roughly um has created a scenario where people are this or

00:23:40.280 that right and they they think it's left right gay straight democrat republican uh black white and 0.96

00:23:49.160 it's none of those things bro it's always been and i've been saying this for fucking ever it's us 0.95

00:23:55.000 the peasants versus them the elite and people have to understand you know another thing is

00:24:02.700 i don't think enough people i don't think most people have never been around people like this

00:24:07.600 like i've spent time around people like this what do you mean as far as like the elitist mentality yeah

00:24:12.940 like you like people have a hard time comprehending how because i think most people have good hearts

00:24:18.800 i think most people look around they say you know what it is right to take care of my neighbor it is

00:24:24.000 right to do the right thing it is right to be a good american it is right it is right it is right

00:24:28.600 these people don't do not hold that same moral standard that the general population holds yeah and until

00:24:35.840 you hear them firsthand talk about regular people what they really think yes like you you can't

00:24:44.180 understand they don't care they they look at us like we are a way to profit you know what i'm

00:24:53.880 saying indentured servitude slavery whatever you want to call it like yeah we might not have someone

00:25:00.260 standing over us saying you know like back in the uh you know in the slavery days saying you better get 0.98

00:25:08.460 out there and do this or this and this or i'm gonna whoop your ass but now they say it like this 0.99

00:25:12.740 if you don't do this we'll put you in fucking jail it's no different bro it's no different and if 1.00

00:25:18.580 you think it's different don't pay your taxes for two years and see what the fuck happens right 1.00

00:25:23.040 that's right dude yeah it is crazy man like i said so i mean he's not involved in this again 0.98

00:25:29.320 it's per glane maxwell was she told to say that was she forced to say that i don't know we don't

00:25:34.040 even know if that's true if it was actually said at all yes we don't know we that could be total 0.61

00:25:38.100 bullshit well here's something else we don't know if it was actually said or not but apparently 0.70

00:25:41.580 she's um she started talking about the bill clinton and he's way heavier and heavily involved 0.99

00:25:50.440 than i guess people thought or realized um but apparently like that also came out of um

00:25:56.740 out of the interview that she had uh with uh the assistant attorney from the doj um who you know

00:26:05.640 bill clinton he's always maintained that you know he was no more than an occasional acquaintance

00:26:10.780 of the millionaire sex offender but todd blanche the deputy attorney general when he interviewed

00:26:15.720 maxwell um it allegedly came out that uh they were way more involved um than how bill clinton likes to

00:26:24.520 make it out to be i mean and we've seen the pictures right um you know him getting the the massage

00:26:29.860 by a seemingly young looking woman in what appears to be an airport um the all the airplane rides not

00:26:37.360 just on the lolita express but um epstein and galane on his personal plane um i mean they were

00:26:44.920 at chelsea clinton's wedding that's probably the more recent thing we have but even more than that

00:26:50.220 dude the the freaking picture of bill clinton that epstein had in and on the island bro of him in a 0.54

00:26:55.660 blue dress with red heels you know i'm saying like that's you that that's a little bit more than just 0.98

00:27:00.700 a personal occasional acquaintance i mean like dude that's some weird shit doesn't prove anything 0.70

00:27:05.380 yeah those are all speculations there's nothing we don't we we know so little about what's actually 0.81

00:27:11.680 going on all we can do is speculate which is the actual problem with our country right now with the

00:27:18.560 lack of we do not have transparency and so we have to spend all this time filtering through every single

00:27:27.320 narrative to find out what is likely true and that's a intentional thing because just like when we

00:27:34.940 talk about if you can't define a woman or you can't define a man if you don't know what the truth is

00:27:41.740 ever what do you know you see what i'm saying so we are intentionally confused by the propaganda of the

00:27:50.200 media for control purposes so we don't know any of this man this is all this is all speculation

00:27:59.820 we haven't seen any real proof of any of it and if trump really wants to settle people's minds then

00:28:10.020 he needs to explain why it's bullshit okay like it's not enough for me to say you know like someone 0.99

00:28:16.280 comes up and accuses me of something to me like oh that's fucking bullshit that's a hoax that's 0.99

00:28:20.180 bullshit and then come and then like okay then a hundred people come they say well no that's not a 1.00

00:28:24.600 hoax blah blah blah no that's bullshit it's a hoax yeah right after i was talking about it for eight 1.00

00:28:30.400 years you know that members of my cabinet listen man for eight years yeah listen dude do you think 0.99

00:28:37.020 he doesn't know that like do you there's only two options one he he's intentionally getting people

00:28:46.840 pissed off or two and this is a very real option his ego is so big that he's used to be able he's 0.96

00:28:55.180 used to being able to control a room by saying no this is how the fuck it is okay and he's been doing 0.99

00:29:04.180 that his whole life forever so he could be making a strategic mistake thinking that he can kind of 0.77

00:29:09.480 bully the room only the rooms everybody now tens of millions that's what i'm saying but like dude

00:29:15.540 there's a lot of times where people in power will walk in a room when everybody's ass depends on that 0.95

00:29:22.480 person and they'll say the sky is green and everybody says yeah you know what it is kind of

00:29:26.820 great it's great yeah right green green green so you know it could be that too there's just a lot

00:29:32.360 that it could be there there is a lot man i don't know man guys let us know down in the comments what

00:29:37.060 you're uh what you guys think with that being so let's check out the chat see what they what they uh

00:29:40.980 think in the chat here real quick green dildo all right that's cool we'll go up a little bit on the

00:29:48.220 topic though because i did see some good comments in there about this uh about this let me find out

00:29:54.160 who see who it was yeah the only uh jordan gun guthrie sorry uh the only thing i could think of is

00:30:02.380 someone either the united states population or his families being are threatened mr sensitive yahoo is

00:30:07.600 mostly most likely trying to fuck the world with nukes at the moment i don't think it's his family 0.51

00:30:14.340 yeah when you go to sign up for presidency you know that it's your family's part of the risk yeah 0.97

00:30:20.320 yeah you accept that i think if there's a threat i think it is of a false flag or a terror cell activation

00:30:30.900 or some kind of some kind of shit like that i don't think it's like hey we're gonna do something

00:30:38.480 to your immediate family i mean he's been under threat of that since the 80s you know what i mean 0.89

00:30:44.540 like when you're that rich bro you got to have securities to make sure people don't kidnap your kids

00:30:48.680 yeah you know so which he's had for a long time that's right a long time so i agree it has to be

00:30:53.960 bigger than just family for sure yeah man well guys let us know down in the comments what you guys

00:30:58.540 think well it has to be big because think about how he handles these people okay what he do to the 0.99

00:31:03.660 dude from iran when the iran guy was mouthing off oh yeah he's fucking fucking drones you know what i'm 0.99

00:31:09.080 saying like trump don't fuck around bro yeah so like but he can't drone netanyahu right and 1.00

00:31:16.220 if netanyahu is threatening him and he keeps saying it's bullshit it's bullshit 0.99

00:31:22.560 you got to look at it like this you got two guys there that are that are they have they have a 0.99

00:31:29.980 disagreement okay and let's say one of the guys has real leverage let's say netanyahu has real

00:31:36.220 leverage which it appears that he does in some way shape or form and you have trump who is

00:31:46.220 has to lead and has to keep people safe

00:31:51.300 and then you have a situation where netanyahu says if you if this happens then this will happen

00:32:01.060 and this being a whole bunch of people will die all right americans americans

00:32:05.940 trump says cool i'll i'll do this i'll do this for you i got you all right and he says hey guys 0.99

00:32:13.520 it's bullshit it's a hoax okay and then he looks at netanyahu and he says i'm telling them it's 0.99

00:32:19.600 bullshit bro they're not buying it yeah what do you want me to do right it could be that too 0.99

00:32:24.120 but i saw this and somebody just said in the comments too but uh could this possibly be tied 0.99

00:32:29.460 into the iron dome thing of like why trump's pushing so hard to get an iron dome here

00:32:33.060 i maybe i mean the samson option shit man maybe yeah maybe i don't know man i mean look dude that's 0.58

00:32:40.580 a real thing the samson option is a real thing it's a it's an official israeli policy that if 0.96

00:32:46.740 israel were to fall they were to nuke a bunch of other countries it's what it's they say that yeah 0.94

00:32:55.180 so uh if netanyahu saying or if trump says well if i release this and everybody knows and it goes

00:33:04.320 as deep as people think or maybe even deeper because dude you heard what bongino said bongino 0.97

00:33:10.160 came out and said bro i looked at this shit it's way worse than i thought yeah okay yeah that was 0.99

00:33:14.540 like a three four days ago yep so if that's the case then who who knows what they're threatening 0.99

00:33:24.940 with right and how bad and how bad the backlash would really be yeah like if they are really like 1.00

00:33:31.440 sacrificing children and that's in the shit bro israel will get wiped off the face of the fucking 1.00

00:33:38.280 earth and then a bunch of people will die because they'll launch all their shit so i mean most of the 1.00

00:33:45.360 world right now hates israel yeah it's just what it is for sure and trump could be playing the 0.98

00:33:51.260 responsibility card of saying well i don't want to start this other main huge thing you know what i

00:33:56.860 mean yeah i don't know yeah man guys let us know down in the comments what what i don't what i don't

00:34:02.080 like though here's what i don't like i don't like how people who are loyal to trump quote unquote 0.94

00:34:11.700 are just now switching their tune and being like it's bullshit dude come on man i saw you talk about 0.98

00:34:18.000 it for fucking five six years yeah what what happened to that so just because trump says it's 1.00

00:34:22.920 bullshit now now you back it up like that's that's fucking well it could be they're all like they have 0.99

00:34:30.220 to like because they all have to be on the same page well a lot of these pro-trump influencers bro are 1.00

00:34:34.620 on the payroll too yeah that's what i'm saying like that they're being they're saying what they're being

00:34:38.740 told to say yeah you know yeah i don't know man yeah guys jump in on the conversation down to the

00:34:43.920 comments let us know what you guys think uh with that being said let's go cruise some of our actual

00:34:48.700 comments not just the live chat we got uh we got some good ones here we're actually pulling a bunch

00:34:53.720 of these actually from spotify we got to show spotify some love we got uh we started doing a lot

00:34:58.860 of people say they're loving it yeah they're loving it um yeah so we got some spotify comments in here

00:35:04.780 as well let's check them out first one is from swampaholics says uh i've been listening to this

00:35:09.800 podcast for over five years and never been offended till andy said natural deodorant stinks this was

00:35:15.080 uncalled for well what do you have to say for yourself i mean your name is swampaholic

00:35:19.040 the guy speaks for itself not helping yourself there yeah that's right yeah yeah go get yourself some 0.90

00:35:26.620 of that loomy put it for your uh your your feet pits and privates all your looms yeah that's right 0.96

00:35:33.620 yeah yeah yeah all right all right stinky what what is your deodorant of choice your old spice guy 0.96

00:35:41.400 no no speed stick speed stick huh that's classic yeah yeah all right okay um next we got alex 0.98

00:35:50.160 verdugo uh he says uh just wait until people start throwing butt plugs on the court

00:35:56.040 why would they do that

00:35:59.440 i don't get it that's good it's probably good yeah bless your heart yeah that's right

00:36:09.880 all right man uh last one um this is from uh 2g stone this is probably my favorite comment of all time

00:36:19.980 okay 2g stone says uh to answer the question on why there are no uncircumcised dildos you have to

00:36:27.260 look at israel's elite 0.86

00:36:28.820 the sex industry the sex toy industry is a billion dollar industry and what faith is known to have 0.68

00:36:36.960 started circumcising jewish faith everyone wants to talk about big pharma or big tobacco but no one 0.98

00:36:42.360 wants to talk about the big dildo coincidence i think not we just did a whole segment about big dildos

00:36:47.880 pretty sure we're the first one we're all ahead of the curve bro no pun intended no pun intended

00:36:54.460 yep there ain't no curve ahead of the hook that's right all i'm saying is uh that's actually a pretty

00:36:59.960 fair argument it is yeah man i love it you don't ever see none of them anteater dildos no why not

00:37:09.960 why not that's my question probably i think 2g stone's on to something 2g stone's on to something man

00:37:16.100 yeah man guys that's that's actually true yeah somebody said he's done his research yeah

00:37:20.900 guys we do appreciate you though man we appreciate you guys for being real ass fans

00:37:28.920 uh we dig into the real topics here on real af what's that why dildos are not

00:37:34.280 uncircumcised uncircumcised yeah hey i think it's uh it's an important conversation to have

00:37:41.340 solving the world's problems yeah man let's keep the uh cruise cruising headline too

00:37:47.000 um let's get into some deportation stuff some ice stuff i think uh we might have a new job

00:37:53.240 opportunity okay on top of podcasting and youtubing all right um patriots wanted dhs drops age cap

00:38:01.160 80 000 americans rush to join ice and help clean up biden's mess uh so the department really oh yeah

00:38:09.060 they're just hiring regular people bro we have a shot what do you mean we have a shot we should

00:38:14.840 go straight to the top let's just do it yeah andy and dj go to home depot okay that's what they did

00:38:24.960 i didn't do that they did do that they did videos i got it all right hell yeah man uh but yeah they're

00:38:32.320 recruiting man they're on an all-out recruiting uh message piece right now um they're running a full

00:38:38.880 court press with recruitment um and they're dropping the age requirement for immigration

00:38:43.200 agents opening the door for more americans to help tackle the illegal immigration crisis

00:38:48.180 in less than one week since dhs launched its recruitment program or campaign more than 80

00:38:55.540 000 americans applied to join ice a wednesday statement from the department's website read

00:39:00.740 now christy noem announced that immigration and customs enforcement is now waiving age limits for

00:39:06.440 new applicants so even more patriots will qualify to join ice in its mission to arrest murderers

00:39:13.020 pedophiles gang members rapists and other criminal illegal aliens from america's streets um now they 0.64

00:39:20.100 will still have to go through medical screening and drug screening um and a complete physical fitness

00:39:24.420 test um but america needs you this is the actual website from ice right now signing bonus 50 grand 50 0.97

00:39:31.820 grand student loan repayment 60 grand yep and you get a 25 pay raise premium pay that's a fucking i mean 0.93

00:39:40.460 that's actually a pretty good deal you know it's pretty fun dude i think you have have some i would 0.91

00:39:46.660 rather than put the money towards this than sending it to ukraine that's real or israel or anywhere else

00:39:51.880 yeah fucking anywhere make that like 200 grand and we'd solve the immigration problem in about a 0.92

00:39:57.080 fucking week bro now i wonder i do have i wonder if this is like a part-time or like a temporary 0.99

00:40:04.820 you know how like uh like some of the the box stores are higher additional workers during the 0.98

00:40:10.660 the hot seasons and you know like fedex and ups and this is like black friday yeah holiday 0.93

00:40:15.540 door buster deals border busters border busters man that's fucking great uh yeah god sellers are 0.82

00:40:27.440 you guys are you guys trying to sign up for ice man yeah bro we got border buster deals do i sell my 0.95

00:40:33.340 company and go to work for ice i mean listen again if it's temporary bro i'm down i'm down border 0.99

00:40:39.740 busters turn border busters into a show i'd probably be sick it'd be every time we go to fucking home 0.98

00:40:44.120 depot well so speaking of that they're actually getting some heat right now uh because uh they 0.96

00:40:51.200 actually did go to a home depot um and they used a penske truck i think that's how you pronounce it

00:40:56.800 right penske yeah yeah they uh they used a penske penske truck um now the uh penske rebukes dhs after

00:41:05.860 agents pop out of trucks during immigration raid and they actually use that same truck to take them back

00:41:12.080 uh the the illegals that they caught i think it was somewhere i saw the numbers vary like up to

00:41:16.940 almost 60 people um but yeah transportation services company penske is calling the use of

00:41:23.000 its rental trucks during a department of homeland security operation in los angeles improper

00:41:27.880 following a raid at an la area home depot penske addressed the situation after federal agents were

00:41:33.980 seen in their vehicles during the wednesday incident that resulted in more than a dozen arrests

00:41:38.120 here's the clip terrible marketing yeah well i got something on that too uh but this is this is the

00:41:45.020 clip that's going viral everybody's seen it check this out

00:41:47.120 popping out

00:41:52.700 i love the guy he's just got a cowboy hat on for insult yeah it's awesome yeah that's just like

00:42:04.040 insulting them now this was their this was their official statement from penske they say

00:42:09.300 quote penske strictly prohibits the transportation of people in the cargo area of its vehicles under any

00:42:15.900 circumstances the company was not made aware that its trucks would be used in today's operation

00:42:20.760 and did not authorize this penske it's not nobody asked you 0.99

00:42:25.340 we gotta we gotta ask you how we're gonna use your truck every motherfucker out here 1.00

00:42:31.080 uses the shit out of those trucks well it's funny you brought that up andy because you got to go 0.99

00:42:35.320 back a little bit again and by the way that's terrible marketing yeah like you're missing an 0.99

00:42:40.140 opportunity penske could like put american flags on the side of the truck and put like one of those

00:42:46.220 dukes of hazard horns and make a skit where they like drive up and all the dudes jump out and then 0.76

00:42:52.080 everybody runs away and it would be like the most viral fucking marketing ever yeah penske moves 0.91

00:42:57.820 anything every yes you know what i'm saying yes every american person that wanted to buy 0.98

00:43:04.000 to rent a truck would rent a fucking penske truck they're going to they're going to they got some 0.99

00:43:08.040 politically correct dumb fuck in their in their hr department he's like oh my god how are we gonna 1.00

00:43:12.720 handle this situation we're gonna say something now and now it's like dude you're gonna you're gonna 1.00

00:43:17.720 people are gonna say i don't want penske yeah i want this yeah well here's the funny thing man

00:43:22.860 because you know you guys know how the internet is if i was rider if i was rider truck i'd make

00:43:28.200 a commercial like that right now that's what i would do you haul they have an opportunity right

00:43:32.620 they're on the clock yeah you know but the funny thing about the internet though bro is like nothing's

00:43:36.900 deleted people remember everything and uh it's funny we got to go back a couple of years uh to 2021

00:43:43.740 uh when one of their trucks was actually used to bring in and smuggle illegal immigrants into the 0.99

00:43:52.700 country so did they authorize that was that authorized yeah right um i mean this is the actual

00:43:57.860 like post that you know you see the the figures going through the x-ray machine i mean they're in

00:44:01.800 there and um yeah what was that was that authorized penske you know was that authorized i mean did they

00:44:09.240 make a statement saying it wasn't authorized no statement right exactly no issue all this is is 0.99

00:44:13.580 dude it's it's fear of being canceled it's fear of being american which is really fucking dumb it's 0.98

00:44:24.440 interesting to see a lot of these companies not understand where we are in culture you know what 0.98

00:44:29.680 i mean or even people yeah like well to be fair they never saw it well bro i mean i talked about this

00:44:35.120 years ago on the show like culture is going to swing back it's going to become cool to be american

00:44:39.360 we're there like the more american you could be the more business you're going to do and penske missed 0.93

00:44:46.080 a tremendous opportunity here because they probably got some far left dumbasses in their company making 1.00

00:44:52.460 calls like this yeah no it's stupid dude it's absolutely stupid but yeah this is uh this is the 1.00

00:44:58.540 picture when they they put them all in there to take them back to the penske yeah we take out the trash 1.00

00:45:03.540 fuck dude well let me i do want to ask you this though right because this immigration thing it is it's a 0.97

00:45:11.780 for a lot of people can be a difficult conversation right and i think why well because because like i 0.99

00:45:19.980 mean like do we really is it a difficult conversation to when someone uh carjacks somebody

00:45:25.900 what do we say that's fucked up i mean do we say like oh well you know they didn't have a car so 0.94

00:45:32.920 yeah right it's a law yeah and the law exists for a reason see i think and we also talked about this

00:45:41.040 dude we said this that it would get to a point where the process or what's required to get these

00:45:46.940 people out would be unpalatable it's not gonna be palatable for a lot of people man right and so

00:45:51.820 seeing penske trucks pull up to fucking home depots and hopping out with ice agents and loading them 0.99

00:45:56.860 up like that's not a palatable image to a lot of people i actually think that's pretty is it necessary 0.97

00:46:02.300 is is it what's required because i mean here's the thing like we tried the self-deportation thing

00:46:07.940 they're not going on their own listen dude there's 20 plus million people if they if they

00:46:16.520 deported 20 plus million people at the at the rate that they're doing now it would take like 70

00:46:25.460 years to get rid of the people so the argument isn't you know are they doing what it needs to

00:46:32.620 be way harsher and it needs to be way bigger it needs to be way more in your face there should be 1.00

00:46:37.300 fucking camps of motherfuckers waiting to be deported out of this country to make a point that you don't 1.00

00:46:44.680 come here or you end up there it's very simple no i agree did you see this thing too that like 1.00

00:46:50.880 uh trump just ordered the the census bureau to do another census but he's intentionally leaving out

00:46:57.600 the illegal migrants and dude i saw that i'm like what would be the point of that is it

00:47:03.020 redistricting well not only that but like does he not want people to see the true numbers of how many

00:47:07.460 illegals are in the country no because they're using it to to redraw the voter districts the census so 0.99

00:47:13.280 that's about that's about seats in the in the house so why not still count them but just not

00:47:19.140 count them you know what i'm saying they will they're gonna know how many but they got to remove

00:47:24.440 them off the list if you have 10 rocks over here and you take out two you know the two are over here

00:47:28.060 right right okay all right i just saw i'm like dude that just didn't it didn't make sense to me man i

00:47:32.360 just i didn't understand that piece um yeah let's see what chat's saying yeah yeah uh yeah 20 that's

00:47:39.200 correct 20 million illegals equals an actual invasion it's actually one of the biggest invasions 0.99

00:47:45.000 of human history okay and if it were any other time in history that's what it would be called it 0.99

00:47:52.080 would be called a fucking invasion people have come here without their families without their kids 0.99

00:47:58.320 without their wives they come here and leech our resources they fucking commit crimes and bro there 0.99

00:48:04.940 is a lot of good immigrants here like i know some very good immigrants from mexico who come here and 0.99

00:48:11.560 work very fucking hard but unfortunately now they have this situation where so many of these people

00:48:18.900 have come that now it's ruined it for the people who have come here and contribute and i hate that i 0.95

00:48:25.220 fucking hate it bro but it's reality we cannot just say okay well because there's 10 percent that are 0.88

00:48:32.960 very productive in society we can let 100 in that's not what can happen in fact what we should have 0.98

00:48:39.500 is some sort of sponsorship program where like let's say a company or myself personally had people that

00:48:49.060 worked for them that happened to be uh illegal yeah technically i could say no i would like to sponsor

00:48:56.940 this man and his family 10 people to stay here because they do this and i sign an affidavit and

00:49:04.900 say these are good people and vouch for them yeah bro and some sort of system like that could be helpful

00:49:11.780 but you know apparently these people in washington dc they can't critically think so um there's ways to

00:49:18.660 get around this but the truth of the matter is dude is you know there's there's laws and the laws have

00:49:26.420 to be obeyed and that's that yeah yeah no dude i agree dude i like uh jordan you got some good 0.79

00:49:33.660 shit to say bro let's let's bring you in let's bring you up on the show let's see 0.82

00:49:39.500 oh jordan what's up dude hey what's up dj what's going on man you get your camera on if you want 0.99

00:49:48.920 or you don't have to it's up to you um yeah sure hold up one sec brother uh i'm on i don't know if i'm 0.64

00:49:55.660 on the i'm sure where i go to do that oh shit my bad yeah i'm not seeing an option for video here 0.78

00:50:08.440 let's just do call it yeah no you're good you're good talk to us man what you got 0.90

00:50:11.800 man honest oh my first off this is fucking surreal sorry for my language but this is surreal man thank 0.87

00:50:19.000 y'all so freaking much for everything y'all do y'all literally changed my life i got i gained 40 pounds 0.73

00:50:26.180 of muscle mass because of 75 hard i started getting my shit together in my life and actually been trying 0.69

00:50:31.880 to improve and i owe it all to y'all like i really cannot thank y'all enough for everything you

00:50:38.420 have done for the community and for building this message of personal excellence you can't see it

00:50:43.300 right now but i'm rocking my american freedom hat right now currently but always got to have it with

00:50:48.360 me keep that thing i mean y'all are just absolutely killing it and i just cannot thank y'all enough and

00:50:53.420 i'm low-key like is this surreal or am i dreaming right now well you're about to be not dreaming if you

00:50:58.180 don't tell us something cool well depends on what you're looking for brother i mean you're just making

00:51:04.300 some good comments man what's your thought on this immigration stuff man so home depots or no

00:51:10.040 bro i was thinking throw a taco stand up at a home depot and just like let it rip and just see how that

00:51:16.740 goes but yeah no honestly the whole thing with the immigration i don't think a lot of folks have a

00:51:22.860 problem with immigration as a whole when people do it right and they follow the law and i actually do 1.00

00:51:28.940 it effectively and efficiently but when you have all these folks that we have no idea who they are

00:51:34.540 where they're coming from what their history is about and the fact that they're coming in and

00:51:39.400 harming the american populace that's a whole different story and it's quite literally like i

00:51:44.320 was saying it's an invasion it really is an invasion and it just it's sickening to me y'all like

00:51:50.380 we have americans that are struggling they are so willing to give at first before you know all this

00:51:55.480 this stuff changed they were so willing to give all these folks money and give them reimbursements

00:52:00.660 for loans and mortgages and cell phones and food stamps yet you got folks in like ashville or other

00:52:07.380 places like that that are genuinely suffering and it's just like make it make sense how can you not

00:52:14.500 take care of your population yet be pandering to these other mofos who give two craps about whoever 1.00

00:52:21.900 whoever's in office they just care about the fact that they're in the country and they can get

00:52:25.380 our resources i mean dude i think you're making some great points there bro um you know you said

00:52:33.060 make it make sense well it does make sense if you recognize what's actually going on and that we're

00:52:39.640 dealing with an intentional demoralization and destabilization of our country and uh the intentional

00:52:46.000 breeding of american culture out of our country and so when we think about like what's actually

00:52:55.080 going on you know you can tie all this together right like we the biggest problem that we keep 1.00

00:53:01.480 doing jordan is that we keep pretending like these people are stupid or these people are ignorant 1.00

00:53:08.340 no they're neither of those they're fucking intentional and they're evil and they are removing american 1.00

00:53:15.320 culture intentionally they are removing uh any sort of national pride that we have they are removing 0.97

00:53:26.860 national identity the part of funneling resources to them versus american citizens is about demoralization

00:53:34.840 because most people don't know how to deal with that and the play they're running has worked pretty well

00:53:43.120 but if we want to stop it we have to understand and this is us this is the people that listen to this

00:53:51.100 show and maybe a few other shows we have to push and i have a feeling that jordan pushes pretty hard

00:53:57.220 but we have to push collectively for accountability and for retribution that's what the country has to have

00:54:05.880 it has to have transparency it has to have accountability and it has to have punishment

00:54:11.260 for the crimes that have been committed against us for us to ever believe that they have our

00:54:17.220 interests in mind and so you know i think jordan makes some awesome points i agree with him 100

00:54:22.480 and you know the culture of america is one of if not the most unique culture ever because yes

00:54:29.680 it does involve many other cultures to come together to create a culture the american culture

00:54:37.720 but when that culture is no longer useful it makes sense that they would try to destroy it and the 0.90

00:54:44.300 only time that it becomes unuseful to them is when they realize that they can conduct wars and conduct

00:54:51.400 operations through technology versus boots on the ground they don't need a bunch of badass 20 year old 0.99

00:54:58.820 americans that are ripped and fucking high testosterone whooping people's asses anymore for the love of their 1.00

00:55:04.740 country that's right what they need is they need those people to get fat lazy stupid and poor so 1.00

00:55:10.300 that they're dependent and we can say you know what we're going to join up with everybody else and 1.00

00:55:14.520 become one big globalist society and it's unfortunate that people are not recognizing that that's the play

00:55:21.720 that's going on uh you know and the the counterbalance to that is personal excellence it is being fit it is

00:55:31.620 working to be wealthy it is working to be accepting it is working to uh look above the artificial division

00:55:39.760 that we're we're constantly entangled into and um and i agree i don't think people have a problem with 0.99

00:55:48.180 immigrants here dude like there isn't this big race problem here in this country like the race shit is 1.00

00:55:55.260 manufactured bro like yeah there's we could go online every single day and find a video of a black 1.00

00:56:01.600 guy doing something to a white guy we can go online every day and find a video of a white guy doing

00:56:05.980 something to a black guy maybe not quite as free but but the truth of the matter is is that we can find

00:56:14.340 all these things and build them into the narrative that we want them yes bro and the reality is is most 0.99

00:56:19.800 people are fucking cool and we gotta fucking quit falling for their bullshit we whether it serves 0.99

00:56:25.840 what we may think like bro like just real talk okay and we're gonna keep it real here it as a white dude 0.99

00:56:32.740 i've never i've never really like thought about race like i just haven't like i i have not really

00:56:39.440 thought about it now that it's become such a an attack on white people i'm starting to realize 0.97

00:56:47.740 that if white people don't stand up for themselves they will eventually get wiped the fuck out so now 1.00

00:56:54.340 i'm being forced to say well hey you guys are fucking with the white people and when white people 1.00

00:57:01.200 say that shit it's racist but everybody else can say the same shit and it's unfortunate that we have to 1.00

00:57:07.020 get to that point because i do believe that people should be judged on the content of their character man 1.00

00:57:14.160 and i don't believe that standing up for yourself equals racism towards other races yeah so that's 0.81

00:57:20.720 real man that's real yeah bro i look we got a big fucking problem here and to cure the problem it's 0.99

00:57:25.620 going to be ugly people got to be rounded up they got to be set the fuck out of here and if they want 0.98

00:57:29.940 to come back they come back the right way it's very very simple man they want to separate it because 0.99

00:57:34.860 we are weaker that way 100 that's real man that's real the day the day that we all figure it out the 0.98

00:57:43.820 fucking day that black people and white people mainly figure out that they are americans and we 0.99

00:57:52.500 are being artificial dude those people up at the top are fucking done they're over they're done it only 1.00

00:57:57.360 requires those two groups of people to get together if the black people and the white people get 0.99

00:58:01.500 together the people who are tyrants are fucking done they're done that's real man that was micah's 0.99

00:58:08.060 quote by the way i just got yelled at there you go micah guys we do appreciate you man let us know 0.98

00:58:14.640 is that our micah no i don't think micah are you are you here micah no that's not the same micah

00:58:19.500 all right no yeah um yeah guys let's go down to the comments what you guys think uh with that being

00:58:26.440 said we got keep the cruise cruising we got uh headline number three let's get into it

00:58:31.140 um we kind of we kind of hinted at this a little bit but uh comedy making its way back yeah south 0.96

00:58:38.060 park yeah is uh making some noise right now uh-huh they fucking got everybody what they do they got 0.98

00:58:43.500 everybody uh south park depicts trump as satan jd vance menage a trois and ice raiding heaven 0.96

00:58:49.420 christy noem shooting dogs uh so south park's going pretty viral right now um are you a south park fan

00:58:55.700 i've always been a south park bro one time i was with halsey uh-huh so dude i had this little

00:59:02.940 apartment and back in college and you know i didn't smoke much weed back then i didn't really

00:59:08.800 start smoking weed like on a regular basis till i was probably like i don't know like late 30s yeah you

00:59:16.640 know and uh we my buddy my buddy uh aaron schubert who did smoke a lot of weed back then um came over

00:59:29.600 to hang out with us and he brought this weed and it was like orange it was called mango it was mango

00:59:35.620 something it was fucking orange and uh and so i forgot like he like the night before he we were 0.94

00:59:44.440 all partying and shit and he left he went home the next day me and scott were like at the house and 0.96

00:59:49.720 bro we were fucking hung over dude and we're like let's let's neither one of us smoke much weed 0.99

00:59:55.100 no we're like let's smoke this shit schubert left so do this out listen so this all comes together 0.98

01:00:01.740 okay so we end up smoking like we put we like put a bowl in and we smoke like half the bowl each bro 0.99

01:00:08.880 and like i was so fucking high bro like i didn't know what planet i was fucking on and then i couldn't 0.98

01:00:16.260 leave the house because i was so fucked up so i went in we so halsey disappears for like five minutes 0.98

01:00:23.860 oh that's the worst no and he comes back and he's like look what i found i found a movie in your closet 0.95

01:00:27.900 and it was south park the south park movie the first one yeah and it was still all wrapped up

01:00:33.100 and i never watched it before and he's like let's watch this and i'm like all right so he throws it 0.94

01:00:39.260 in the fucking dvd player you know what i'm saying and uh bro i laughed so fucking hard i almost died 0.99

01:00:47.420 because i couldn't because i couldn't breathe i couldn't breathe it's the hardest i've ever laughed 0.99

01:00:52.740 in my fucking life yeah man and i like i could tell you i've never laughed that hard like i remember 0.92

01:00:58.240 it very specific specifically and uh so ever since then i've tried to stay away from south park really 0.99

01:01:05.520 yeah but i smoke more weed yeah that's right yeah you gotta balance it out yeah i get it because

01:01:09.780 it's dangerous to watch south park if you've been smoking you might die yeah you might die yeah no

01:01:14.120 dude i've always been a south park fan personally and i feel like they've always done a decent job

01:01:18.960 at getting everybody equally yeah you know like they're yeah they're a little liberal for sure

01:01:23.440 i think you know no i think they listen bro comedy is the universal language of unity okay like if you 0.72

01:01:30.180 want society to get along especially in america where everybody's fucking different everybody comes 0.97

01:01:37.700 from a different culture everybody has their unique things about culture part of appreciating culture 0.97

01:01:44.260 is making fun of the culture yeah right like it is yeah and you know people with no sense of humor 1.00

01:01:51.140 that are fat ugly and stupid and have no friends they're gonna get offended by shit like that yeah 1.00

01:01:55.440 but real people think it's fucking funny well i think too like bro it's like you know it's a very 1.00

01:02:00.360 it's it's a really great way of bringing light to sometimes some really dark fucking shit or stuff 0.95

01:02:07.100 that's not as palatable yeah like bringing comedy to it helps dave chappelle was the greatest 0.94

01:02:12.640 person in the history of race relations and he'll never get credit for it but and i'm not talking 0.75

01:02:20.900 about his newest shit his newest shit is different but when he was doing chappelle show and he was 0.95

01:02:26.860 doing this shit back then dude it was so it was so funny because he went in on everyone and nobody 0.99

01:02:35.080 said yeah and like that's what we need that is what we need that is what we need and it's been 0.99

01:02:40.080 it's been a minute since south park shane gillis does a good job of it that's why he's so popular

01:02:44.020 bro yeah he he's he makes fun of everybody dude yeah well i mean it's been a minute since south

01:02:49.060 park has i guess been in the spotlight in that sense but they're back in it um and they they got

01:02:53.440 everybody so the episode is titled got a nut um it features the school counselor mr mackie becoming

01:02:59.840 an ice agent after he loses his job due to budget cuts from the department of education

01:03:04.960 after joining up mackie watches an orientation video in which noam talks about shooting her dog

01:03:10.980 a reference to her previously admitting in a memoir to killing her 14th month old dog for its

01:03:16.700 aggressive behavior uh here here is the clip let's check it out

01:03:20.900 welcome to the team recruits i'm christy gnome head of homeland security

01:03:29.040 well she seems nice okay very pretty a few years ago i had to put my puppy down by shooting it in

01:03:35.760 the face because sometimes doing what's important means doing what's hard

01:03:39.780 now we'll ask the same determination of you because detaining and questioning people is never easy

01:03:52.240 oh god as the face of homeland security i'll be leading the way

01:03:59.600 and together we'll make sure everyone is in this country legally

01:04:06.220 so let's get out there and get them recruits together we can make it happen

01:04:12.560 so there's that uh and there was a bunch and like i said they got it is funny how they try to 0.97

01:04:23.100 make christy gnome like look like a fucking model like she's getting ready to run in and bro raid 1.00

01:04:27.480 motherfuckers with her fucking hair all done and her makeup all done and shit ain't buying it 1.00

01:04:32.580 yeah i'm not buying it nobody's buying it it makes it a little more fun to watch though for sure 1.00

01:04:37.840 yeah for sure but they got everybody got jd vance uh and he actually i like i'd actually rather watch

01:04:46.860 holman holman holman yeah i like him a lot i do too i like his little speech put a little wig on him 0.92

01:04:53.100 and some makeup and you'd have the liberals fucking all about the deportations bro bro you know what i'm 0.99

01:04:58.080 saying he fucking comes out as trans that's what i'm saying what are they gonna say 0.99

01:05:01.540 see if i'm in charge this is the ninja move i'm pulling bro put the suit yeah put the wig on 1.00

01:05:06.740 put your fucking costume on so we can get these motherfuckers to tell on everybody you want them 1.00

01:05:12.020 out or not yeah it's a good strategy bro you gotta think outside the box yeah you got to you know got 1.00

01:05:20.240 to yeah uh but yeah jd vance got it and what i'd like most about it too like you know sometimes when 0.96

01:05:28.240 you're getting the shit pouring on you the best thing you can do is just go with it laugh at it

01:05:33.060 laugh at yourself sometimes um jd vance finally did that um so south this is one of the clips from 0.99

01:05:38.940 the south park episode um and south park posted this out saying welcome to mar-a-lago hashtag south

01:05:45.060 park vance jd vance said well i finally made it yeah you know that's cool why do they always make

01:05:52.400 his face look so bad i don't know what's a little candy dude it's not like he's fat no why did he do

01:05:59.640 that i don't know it's great though it is great um they got jd vance they got charlie kirk as well

01:06:09.640 oh really yeah charlie kirk he's actually changed his profile picture um kirk did not yeah this is

01:06:16.380 kirk's page uh but this is uh they they had cartman beat charlie kirk in the episode let's check this

01:06:23.220 out mom you don't understand i'm getting really good at this i have my arguments down rock solid

01:06:28.060 these young college girls are totally unprepared so i can just destroy them and also edit out all the 1.00

01:06:32.020 ones that actually argue back well it just feels so good i understand it feels good but that doesn't

01:06:37.220 mean you do it all the time i'm sorry mommy

01:06:40.360 and then that you know he does those debates on the college campuses right so they have this check

01:06:47.340 this out oh my god what makes you think you have the right to say what i do with my body let me ask

01:06:53.500 you something if a pregnant woman is killed and the baby dies too why is the killer charged with the

01:06:57.260 double homicide well because people have different beliefs it's not about belief it's about truth 0.98

01:07:02.340 science confirms life begins at conception i mean fucking spot on um charlie kirk posted this out 0.94

01:07:10.400 says not bad cartman didn't charlie kirk isn't he didn't he like isn't he mad at everybody right 0.95

01:07:15.200 now like because they're all uh i saw something today like he's mad at everybody because he was

01:07:22.640 questioning israel and all the people got mad at him or something yeah i mean dude he gets a lot of

01:07:27.660 shit for it for sure yeah but he's like a he's very pro they can do no wrong it's not it's not a 0.99

01:07:33.360 genocide it's not you know you know dude it's hard to tell what's going on there because fucking 1.00

01:07:39.620 these people lie about everything anyway uh yeah that's funny that's great tom holman in a wig 0.98

01:07:47.000 that would solve a lot of problems i think that's the uh yeah you put them out there like rachel levine

01:07:51.800 and no for real bro and you'd have all the left they wouldn't know what to do their minds would explode

01:07:56.960 bro it would just be spontaneous explosions they wouldn't know what to do they'd have no 0.98

01:08:01.780 because if they fucking go against it they're transphobic transphobic yeah yeah but if they go 1.00

01:08:07.260 with it you know two birds here's the deal motherfuckers don't belong here go back to your 1.00

01:08:14.080 own fucking country come back the right way and if they allow you to we'll throw you a motherfucking 1.00

01:08:19.820 party we'll throw you a fucking fiesta away you know i'm saying like fuck bro well the crazy thing 1.00

01:08:26.660 is like the majority of these people they're not even would you show up to the fiesta oh yeah yeah 1.00

01:08:32.080 what are you going to bring to the fiesta curry and tacos see curry and tacos z shines in bro

01:08:38.400 trying to unite everybody yeah international cuisine fiesta what goes into an international

01:08:45.380 fiesta buffet pizza french fries tacos tacos chinese food butter chicken stir fried gerbils

01:08:55.720 meow meow we should we should ask the people to comment say it what chitlins no what uh you know like

01:09:03.940 you know chinese food yeah right right right what no no what kind of food would you like to have today 0.99

01:09:09.980 dj we should ask the people to comment no dj knows he won't say because he's being a pussy i won't say 0.99

01:09:16.800 it see now people are watching he doesn't want to say anything funny this is going to ruin the show 0.95

01:09:21.920 because dj is going to puss out i asked dj if he wanted to have chinese food today and you know what

01:09:27.520 he said back to me i want to have a nigga food that's what he said yeah and i said okay what's that 0.99

01:09:32.680 he said that's pig's feet and chitlins and watermelons that's right that's what he fucking 0.98

01:09:38.700 told me somebody said in the chat dj's diet is chicken broth all right chicken and water okay 0.99

01:09:44.740 all right hey man yeah you know what it it's not bad no it's good shit i mean to be honest what's 0.99

01:09:52.720 white people food just mayonnaise no it ain't just mayonnaise i hate mayonnaise i do 0.98

01:09:59.600 i don't dude i don't eat mayonnaise on anything by itself or like what we're talking 1.00

01:10:07.300 i've never had it fucking you bullshit have you had it yes i've had everybody's had fucking 1.00

01:10:13.780 mayonnaise not me i don't believe it okay i matter of fact i know for a fact you've had mayonnaise 1.00

01:10:18.440 before when where were we at isn't mayonnaise and caesar salad dressing yes okay well that's the 0.95

01:10:26.380 only time you've had that i've seen you do it on a burger too bullshit you have i've never eaten a 0.99

01:10:32.420 fucking burger in my life with fucking mayonnaise on ever i don't believe that i don't care what you 1.00

01:10:39.600 believe i'm telling you we don't even have fucking mayonnaise at the house i believe that yeah i believe 1.00

01:10:45.940 that bro you you've eaten mayonnaise before 0.99

01:10:48.580 you're missing out andy boiled dicks and raisins 1.00

01:10:56.920 that's pretty funny oh shit man oh this chat's yeah man y'all crazy man yeah um 1.00

01:11:14.700 boiled dicks yeah yeah that's what the epstein motherfuckers been eating boiled baby dicks 1.00

01:11:22.580 yeah fuck that's so nasty yeah well they're fucking weird i was just talking to my buddy 1.00

01:11:28.080 yesterday we uh honey and i were talking about this we're on the phone and we were talking about 1.00

01:11:33.480 how fucking these people they get money then they get power then they they have to like find new 0.99

01:11:39.120 weird shit to be into yeah dude that's why hillary clinton dresses like an emperor bro she thinks 1.00

01:11:45.080 she's a fucking emperor she thinks she's the queen of the earth that's why they do those spirit 1.00

01:11:51.060 dinners and all that weird shit the bohemian grove shit yeah what about that that's 1.00

01:11:56.780 allegedly allegedly you know owls in the woods and shit yeah yeah well guys jumping on the 0.99

01:12:03.080 conversation let's go down to the comments what you guys think with that being said we have our 0.97

01:12:07.640 final segment of the show as always 0.99

01:12:12.000 thumbs up or dumb as fuck yeah so we bring a headline in we talk about it we vote on it gets one of those 1.00

01:12:20.400 two options um let's just let's get into this okay okay our thumbs up or dumb as fuck headline reads 1.00

01:12:28.820 i have ozempic penis it's 1.00

01:12:33.240 it's a new side effect that men aren't even telling their doctors but their wives are discussing it online 0.99

01:12:43.400 ozempic penis what is it oh you're here let's find out let's find out is it good or bad i don't know 0.99

01:12:50.940 yeah 1.00

01:12:51.460 what i mean dude like the whole thing makes your makes your it might probably make your wieners shrink

01:13:00.680 well well let's let's see so it's it's it's the miracle drug known to curb appetite stimulate weight

01:13:08.780 loss and even help kick unhealthy addictions like smoking but some men have claimed that taking

01:13:14.800 the gop1 injections more commonly known by brand names including ozempic and way govi have brought

01:13:20.480 on another surprising and welcomed side effect online the phenomenon has been dubbed ozempic penis

01:13:27.500 frank a 36 year old man from new mexico whose name has been changed to protect his privacy

01:13:33.520 uh weighed 286 pounds when he began taking the weight loss medication two years ago his doctor

01:13:38.860 had prescribed the medication to help treat his diabetes and hyperthyroidism his starter dosage

01:13:43.920 of ozempic a popular uh injection uh used to treat type simglutide there we go you said it i ain't

01:13:52.460 gonna say it you said it um used to treat type 2 uh diabetes came with uh its unusual reported uh side

01:14:00.240 effects such as reduced hunger improved energy and the occasional acid reflux six months into his

01:14:06.140 weight loss journey however frank began noticing a surprising physical difference in his body one that

01:14:11.820 no one had warned him about he was once again waking up with morning wood something he lost back in 2020

01:14:19.100 due to complications with his diabetes he told the daily mail and not only was frank once again waking up 0.99

01:14:24.980 in a state of arousal but his a p his penis appeared to have grown by an inch um frank whipped out his 0.98

01:14:32.100 iphone and used it as a makeshift ruler classic right who hasn't done that you know i'm saying 0.98

01:14:38.560 who ain't done that um the last time i'm quote the last time i measured myself i used my phone uh which

01:14:46.000 was an iphone 7 plus he told the daily mail i was about 5.8 inches uh this time with his larger iphone 15 pro max

01:14:54.380 his member appeared to have lengthened to match the device which is around 6.3 inches people didn't seem to

01:15:02.240 believe me

01:15:03.500 is this the time where i talk 1.00

01:15:11.300 all right listen you fat fuck the reason you think your penis got better is because you were so 1.00

01:15:20.380 fucking fat that you couldn't fucking see the motherfucker okay so this isn't ozempic this is 1.00

01:15:28.860 you just not being as fat every dude knows this this is why dudes trim their pubes it adds an inch 1.00

01:15:36.440 by cutting the fucking hair short that's right okay yeah and when you lose weight it's an optical illusion 1.00

01:15:42.740 your your fucking pubic area you were so fucking fat that the area around your dick was fat oh yeah 1.00

01:15:52.560 and that's what the magic is this is not ozempic this is you not being unhealthy and you waking up 1.00

01:15:59.500 with a hard fucking boner is you being less close to death 1.00

01:16:05.560 oh my god i grew an inch i lost 80 pounds but my dick grew an inch 1.00

01:16:14.060 no you just see it now yes 1.00

01:16:16.700 bro that's real shit 0.99

01:16:21.460 that's real shit yeah so yeah it doesn't and by the way what is this propaganda from the 1.00

01:16:28.620 pharmaceutical company oh take ozempic and it makes your your fucking dick get bigger no 1.00

01:16:33.800 losing weight makes your dick appear to be bigger it's always been the same size yes 1.00

01:16:38.480 somebody on the chat said blood stopped going to the stomach to digest food and went somewhere 1.00

01:16:45.480 else finally that's fucking right that's right bro that's right you know getting blood flow to his 0.97

01:16:55.060 stick for the first time in 35 years 0.97

01:16:57.340 yeah yeah you also yes you also do lose muscle mass with ozempic if you don't keep your protein intake

01:17:06.420 high uh or you know you're not using testosterone if you're a man that's true i'm trying there is a lot 0.95

01:17:12.060 of other benefits allegedly to it though but i but it's hard to know because we fucking get lied to 0.97

01:17:18.060 about all this shit yeah so like dude i don't you know whatever man normally i just slam mine in 0.97

01:17:26.280 a car door to make it bigger took the old conor mcgregor method bro yeah i gotta be stopped man 0.99

01:17:32.320 what's y'all doing bro listen what's this guy's name frank allegedly frank 0.99

01:17:39.640 you fat fuck okay okay wait can we critique the iphone measurement tool i've never well you have 1.00

01:17:50.820 the smaller iphone right motherfucker i'm italian bitch 1.00

01:17:55.100 bad jokes yeah they can't stop that's not what i meant man i wasn't even going there somebody in 0.99

01:18:04.080 the chat said you ever seen the size of my arms and the size of my legs mm-hmm those are that's

01:18:09.940 your protruding members there's something to be said about that yeah just saying 0.94

01:18:14.640 anyway that was a little gay 0.99

01:18:21.720 anyway yeah frank congratulations on not being a fat turd and actually being a functional male 0.98

01:18:32.420 that's good good job buddy yeah thumbs up for that if you lose another 50 pounds because i'm sure 1.00

01:18:36.820 you're still fat you're gonna even get a bigger dick he's gonna get big yeah 1.00

01:18:40.600 look at this fucking guy in the picture holding it out with like what's that 12 1.00

01:18:48.540 is that centimeters though yeah that's centimeters 12 centimeters 12 centimeters 12 centigrade 0.99

01:18:52.860 must be european i want to say this uh-huh you know if people actually knew

01:19:01.700 how i don't actually even think there's like ugly people i think there's fat people okay because if

01:19:09.380 you took most people who are way overweight and got them to a healthy weight they actually end up

01:19:15.780 looking pretty good almost everybody almost everybody and like dude people don't realize the

01:19:21.380 quality of life difference there is between being extremely overweight and being in shape it's a

01:19:29.520 completely different experience people look at you different they treat you different you feel 0.99

01:19:34.540 different your body works different apparently your dick gets bigger listen everything's different and better 0.99

01:19:41.280 and these people who argue that fact are delusional you're delusional dude i've been fat i've been morbidly 1.00

01:19:50.520 obese like i when i was 350 dude i was a fat fuck okay like 120 years ago i would have been the fattest 0.99

01:20:00.100 man on the planet at 350 yeah i would have been in the fucking circus okay so i know what it's like to 0.99

01:20:05.900 be like that i know what it's like to have to wear the same clothes over and over and over again because 0.98

01:20:10.600 none of your shit fits i know what it's like to not go to weddings because you can't get your suit to 1.00

01:20:15.060 fit i know what it's like to not want to go to barbecues and pool parties because you're fucking 0.99

01:20:19.900 embarrassed of how you look i know what it's like i know what it's like and people who claim like oh 0.99

01:20:25.980 dude i'm happy with you're lying no you're not you're fucking lying or you you lack the perspective 0.98

01:20:32.320 completely of what it could be like it's more unacceptable socially 0.99

01:20:38.240 to be a criminal or to be fat than it is to be a criminal or to be like literally almost anything

01:20:46.460 else and i didn't make the rules it's just reality yeah yeah man and it's funny how they

01:20:53.720 how they shove it down our throats in the propaganda like notice what they make the average

01:20:58.940 man look like on a television show or on a like i'm talking about a sitcom show not a not a

01:21:05.540 like army show or military show right just a basic an average dude regular commercial they make the

01:21:11.120 average dude look like a fat lazy turd and they do that so that other men will be like well see this 0.99

01:21:19.540 is what you're supposed to look like it at 40 motherfucker i'm 40 i'm 40 fucking six okay like 1.00

01:21:26.240 i'm fucking yoked you know what i'm saying like i'm in better shape than i was at 25 there's no there's 0.99

01:21:32.480 nothing that can't keep getting better i'm convinced of it and i think this whole thing of 0.99

01:21:39.100 like you know i'm a i'm this age and i can't bro i know 70 year old dudes that are fucking shredded 0.98

01:21:46.700 i think you could continue to get better i think the whole thing is a complete fucking lie so that 0.97

01:21:52.320 people will give up be unhealthy and become a customer of the medical system yeah that's real man 0.98

01:21:59.700 last little check in with the chat back in my trailer park the lower your stomach hangs the

01:22:07.720 prettier the crackhead you find okay

01:22:10.580 it's funny because like all the people who who who advocate for fat acceptance then eventually they

01:22:20.440 end up losing a bunch of weight you know i'm saying yeah lizzo yeah yeah yeah and then what

01:22:26.140 oh so you were lying the whole time right so you wasn't really happy we know yeah it's not a dude 0.97

01:22:32.560 listen not only that dude like those people that are that big they fucking smell bad that you don't ever 0.99

01:22:39.920 meet a big person like that that has a that doesn't smell bad they smell dirty they got shit going on in 0.99

01:22:46.240 their body that's not healthy i'm not i'm not saying it to be mean i'm saying it to be you're not 1.00

01:22:51.060 you're not accepted socially it's fucking gross i'm sorry you're fat phobic yes i fucking am because 0.99

01:22:57.500 i used to be fat i know what the fuck it's about i am scared of it i spent most of my life being a fat 1.00

01:23:02.280 fuck okay i know i i'd rather die than go back to being fucking fat that's real shit because it's that 1.00

01:23:09.680 big of a difference oh that's superficial no it's not it's quality of life man it's real shit man 1.00

01:23:16.440 yeah well thumbs up to this guy thumbs up to that's why i'm so passionate about the fucking 1.00

01:23:20.340 program bro yeah the live heart getting your shit yes because it fucking fixes the underlying problem 0.99

01:23:26.200 of adherence of it your ability to adhere is what costs you or gets you everything in your life 0.99

01:23:33.300 if you said if you set out to get in shape and you can follow the plan you're going to be in shape

01:23:38.260 if you set out to get wealthy and you can follow that plan you're going to be wealthy

01:23:41.540 it removes that the biggest roadblock probably the only roadblock in any of our lives to build 1.00

01:23:47.060 anything real which is our own ability to adhere to a plan and we got all these fucking idiots on 0.99

01:23:52.400 the internet thinking it's a fitness program it's it has it has very little to do with fitness to be 0.99

01:23:57.740 honest other than you know it's a byproduct of making the right decisions you know that's real man

01:24:03.220 well thumbs up to frank yeah yeah frank yeah keep going you'll gain another inch you know

01:24:10.440 yeah man thumbs up to frank man i don't know i'll be telling people you got a five inch 0.98

01:24:15.580 fucking he might be he might be a shower so and that if that's the case not i mean nobody measures 0.99

01:24:22.660 their dick when it's soft bro damn you're right so why would he he's putting that out there yeah 1.00

01:24:27.320 yeah because i got an iphone 20 yeah oh no based off my measurements it's a 20 max max plus pro you 1.00

01:24:35.260 know what they say about people that brag about their big dicks they drive they got little dicks 1.00

01:24:40.460 they drive nice cars yeah i get i get listen bro i drive a line green car when my dick feels just 1.00

01:24:48.320 too big to handle it's a responsibility that's what it is counterbalances the way bro like you don't you 0.94

01:24:54.100 don't know what it's like to walk around with like that like that's a lot of pressure yeah i get it

01:24:58.260 you know sometimes i like to drive like an orange car or green car just so it shrinks a little bit

01:25:02.260 that makes sense yeah yeah that's it all right well guys andy chat yeah that's all i got man yeah

01:25:11.660 tell all your friends come to chat next time we're gonna move into a live show so within the next

01:25:16.280 what couple weeks sure is that is that the plan no it's very realistic is that the plan but not 1.00

01:25:21.920 you're the one that knows what the fuck's going on yeah come over here and tell them the fucking 0.99

01:25:25.200 plan put them on the video too just come right here come to my camera he loves for everybody to see 1.00

01:25:30.040 him yes we'll be doing a live show good live on youtube in the morning uh we're still trying

01:25:36.600 to figure out the time and everything ebony and ivory goes together in purple all right you guys

01:25:45.300 gonna make out i didn't hear anything he said yeah just just sit right here hey what about uh

01:25:51.900 what about madat being ranked in the world of jiu-jitsu no he's one of the top jiu-jitsu-ers 0.99

01:25:57.860 jiu-jitsu-ers yeah basically here's the reality he'll beat your ass 1.00

01:26:03.380 isn't that right that's right all right that's right man and then he'll smile while he's doing 1.00

01:26:08.900 it too you ever seen him do his fucking matches and he's in there smiling and shit 0.99

01:26:12.640 madat's a badass oh he spelled your name right there's no question hey andy i'm curious what your 0.98

01:26:18.720 opinion about xrp if you don't want to answer that's fine i was just curious um what's xrp

01:26:24.520 yeah i build companies man oh that's crypto i'm a company builder i'm not an investment i can invest

01:26:31.660 in companies but i'm not a crypto expert so to speak i don't understand enough about it yet

01:26:36.600 to tell people what to do or not to do that's the mature take it's the truth i'm good at what i'm good 0.56

01:26:43.680 at i'm not one of these people that pretends to be good at fucking everything i can tell you what i 0.99

01:26:47.820 am really good at is i'm good at seeing shit before it fucking happens that's what i get paid 0.96

01:26:52.000 all my money for i don't do anything else but you know iceberg yeah clearly i can't know what the 0.99

01:26:59.140 fuck's going on in the world because i'm a retarded yeah no man that's real man well guys it's been 0.95

01:27:03.900 great man yeah it's been fun it's been real been real fun it's been real fun real fun yes yeah 0.99

01:27:09.840 all right that's all i got all right don't forget if you got a little wiener lose some weight trim it 0.50

01:27:17.220 down gain an interest too that's right with that being said don't be a hoe share the show 0.99

01:27:22.720 went from sleeping on the floor now my jewelry box froze fuck a bowl fuck a stove counted millions 1.00

01:27:29.420 in the cold bad bitch booted swole got her on bankroll can't fold doesn't know headshot case close 1.00

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REAL AF with Andy Frisella - August 08, 2025

918. Andy & DJ CTI： Trump Claims Epstein Case Was a Democrat Hoax, Americans Rush To Join ICE & South Park Depicts Trump And JD Vance

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REAL AF with Andy Frisella - August 08, 2025

918. Andy &#x26; DJ CTI： Trump Claims Epstein Case Was a Democrat Hoax, Americans Rush To Join ICE &#x26; South Park Depicts Trump And JD Vance

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918. Andy & DJ CTI： Trump Claims Epstein Case Was a Democrat Hoax, Americans Rush To Join ICE & South Park Depicts Trump And JD Vance