920. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump Banishes Obama & Bush Portraits From Prime White House Spots, Israel Says It Killed An Al Jazeera Reporter & UFC Rights Go To Paramount In $7.7 Billion Deal
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1 hour and 24 minutes
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180.43661
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Summary
In this episode we talk about the craziest things that have happened to us in the past 24 hours and the crazy things we have done to our lives. We also talk about our weekends and how we dealt with the craziness that was going on around us.
Transcript
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what is up guys it's andy for selling this is the show for the realists say goodbye to the lies
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the fakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome to motherfucking reality guys today
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yeah all right what's up what's going on dude nothing dude i had a wild interesting weekend man
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i had something happen to me too dude it was crazy and really it was really the last 24 hours
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have been crazy for me i'd narcanned a bitch and my ac went out at the house you narcanned where
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downtown bro surprise we're leaving ikea so i had so we're redoing my daughter my oldest daughter's
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room when was this yesterday bro yesterday did i talk to you yesterday no we no not like that no
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oh we talked about the show yeah yeah um but yeah no we went to ikea to grab some stuff because
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we're redoing my oldest daughter's room and leaving ikea van de venner showed out down there right
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leaving ikea there was this car in the middle of the fucking road with the lady and like knocked out
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okay and i saw that like we got past her and like i looked behind and she had a baby on board sticker
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right and so i'm like dude i immediately like flipped i had the whole family with me flipped
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around walked up to her bro od'd and anybody else with her her and her boyfriend both od'd
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passed out in the car yeah at a green light fentanyl yeah yeah yeah did they wake up when
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they say don't call the cops oh they got pissed yeah they drove off it's fine you know i'm saying it's
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fine but uh but dude it was wild man then got back home you fucking shot him with the narcan i got
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pissed off oh they always fuck their high up it completely takes away their high yeah and um
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yeah i told him like hey you can't park here you know i'm saying like they fucking rolled off
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and uh yeah so that was fun and then got back house did you tell them you gave them the fucking
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narcan or they know no they knew they knew yeah i mean because she was like they were like right
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there bro i got like 10 more minutes they would have been fucking done you know i'm saying they're
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snoring and shit and the craziest thing man is like the emergency service response in the city
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specifically man like it's gotta get better bro like and this is not a knock on the first responders
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got great fucking people there but like they're completely unmanned like they're they're they're
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so undermanned right now like i called 9-1-1 because like dude again i got my kids and shit with me i'm
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not about to sit here and fucking van inventor and show though and so why not yeah right yeah well i
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call tell the people what why why not no man but i call it you know i called 9-1-1 like okay yeah
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we'll send somebody out there and i'm out there for like 10 minutes bro and i'm like finally like
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bro okay i'm about to just give her this narcan get out of here bro it is what it is but um you
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gave her my my narcan huh yeah well out of my kit i'll give her more yeah i got i got i got more
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we'll be fine but usually carries around narcan in case i get too high on my fentanyl
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yeah yeah that's what it is man but it's just crazy man now my ac's out it's 82 degrees in my
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crib man oh man dude you know and like big dudes like bro oh dude nope they're nothing worse there's
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nothing worse nothing last night you know like my my testicles is like sticking to my bro my thigh
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nothing worse that's what makes it bad you can't get your balls clean no matter how much you clean them
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it's just not good no just not good no it does make you feel like you got a big old balls it does
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in reality i was just curled up in fetal but yeah
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i wish my balls would stop cooking my balls was hot i'd make popcorn down there bro but uh oh man
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yeah yeah i didn't uh what did i do i didn't do anything shocking
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sometimes it'd be i smoked cones and cigars and walked around my property it's not bad oh it was
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fucking awesome that's why i bought it it's a good time yeah it's a good time man i didn't have to
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fucking see anybody no nobody it is nice nice it is nice yeah all right but yeah everything else was
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good man um did they fix your ac yet no no what's up what's wrong with it so it's basically
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the people who owned the house before me did a cheap fix uh and put some aftermarket shit in
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there that doesn't exist anymore so so how much is it gonna cost bro probably a bajillion dollars
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how much really is it gonna cost that'd probably be like they said it's either gonna be 80 bucks
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or like 1500 so okay it's gonna be 1500 it's probably gonna all right but see now remember you
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were trying to buy that big ass house yeah right right so dj was trying to buy a big boy house yeah
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all right and think about it no he you fucking talked about it non-stop for six months and i kept
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telling him like listen dude you don't want that shit yeah ac breaks now imagine if you have four ac
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units and they broke you see what i'm saying yeah no it's real man it's um yeah i mean then everybody
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comes to your house and they give you a bid and you know when you were at a little when you were at
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a little normal house the the bid was you know a hundred dollars but now they come to your house
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and they're like oh it's ten thousand dollars you got the special ac system that's right yeah yeah
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yeah and then you got to argue with them and be like what do you think i'm a fucking idiot
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because they think you are because they those people think everybody that's rich is stupid yep
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here's a fucking here's something for all you guys that do uh age of acting shit ever anything
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that has to do with giving bids rich people are rich for a fucking reason and it ain't because they
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don't know what the fuck's going on so just remember that when you think you're outsmarting them
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all right and and by the way a lot of times they won't say anything they won't argue with you
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they'll just they just won't call you back yeah and then they'll tell everybody what you try to do
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that's a double-edged sword right because if you do push it back oh well you're you know
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you're being cheap rich guy like you know no that's how i got here paying attention to my money
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that's right that's right anyway yeah no that's real man uh yeah yeah what's going on well guys i got
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a little nostalgia here for you um i figured this would uh this this first little intro topic would
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be close is it pizza hut no no it's not pizza it's almost yeah i mean it's in the same way you guys
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like you guys have maybe all seen like pizza hut has these uh like retro locations a few of them
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yeah that are like when you were a kid you would go into pizza hut and anybody my age understands what
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pizza hut was all about bro yeah like you would go in there joe you know you go in there red cups
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red and white checkered tablecloth personal pan pizza bucket stickers fucking flat table pac-man
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like it was all it was they were awesome every friday night you went to pizza it had a smell
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anyway no the smell was good good smell oh yeah yeah bro well anyway they got some of these pizza
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huts and i thought we should for one of the day in the lives do like a road trip to one of these pizza
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huts to the old school so dj could see what it was like because he didn't grow up in that era
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i'm down bro i'm down best thing ever as long as i can use the same interest as everybody else
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well you can't but they got a different they got a different water fountain yeah
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motherfucker it ain't that long ago well no like oh i mean similar to the pizza though there is
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there is something else that's a little nostalgic for you i'm sure you're oh is this what you're
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gonna you'll relate to okay um you got aol uh aol to discontinue dial up internet service
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i didn't know that they still had it yeah bro yeah yeah so the aol the company previously uh
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known formally as america online is discontinuing its dial up internet service after 34 years the
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service will shutter on september 30th meaning the associated software the aol dialer software
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and aol shield browser which are optimized for older operating systems and dial up internet
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connections will be discontinued the web service provider said on its internet uh website um did
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you have you had i mean dude i feel like that's one of the things like everybody had fucking every
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yeah i mean yeah everybody because that was it yeah yeah there was no high speed internet bro
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it was you plugged into the phone line that's crazy yeah and you could hear it like dialing up like
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it would go and then you it would show up and then you would go looking for boobs
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that's a fucking fact true story yes oh you can't call anyone while you're online yeah
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no one could interrupt your boobie searches oh man yeah that's wild yeah man so granny falls and
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breaks a hip and there's nothing you can do i'm looking at boobs sorry granny you're gonna have to
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call someone else so that's why the life alert thing came that's right okay yeah because okay yeah
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things are making fucking sense sense here i've fallen i can't get up it's because little
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fucking grandsons strolling fucking boobies that's right bro boobies used to be hard to see
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that's a big problem in the world right now they're too easy to see right like it used to be like you
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you had to like yeah i mean but you had to like do work to see some boobs now you just go everywhere
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and see them and like nobody's motivated to get any better that's what's wrong with society it is
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i mean listen i'm not joking it's real dudes used to have to make money and then have to get jacked
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and then have to develop a personality all so we could see some boobies and uh once the boobies came
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you know to where you could just see them people stop trying what am i working for and you got all
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these girls being like why do all the men suck well i mean because they don't got to try hard for
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anything anymore somebody said you have to find a friend whose dad had a mag stash oh yeah yeah bro
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what's a mag stash magazine oh the magazine stash we had a neighborhood uh area where like
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everybody knew where they were yeah no there was a chicken coop and it was in the rafters of the
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chicken coop i swear secret location yes everybody knew where they were under dad's bed bed was the
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pile of mags hmm yeah see all these guys know like that says boobs are so easily accessible that even
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the dudes are showing them off no shit bro yeah dude some of these dudes because they don't gotta
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try any harder they got better titties than the girls yeah geez what's that like
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yeah man all right well yeah aol is out um i wonder how many people are still using that though like
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it can't be many it's probably a lot of old people yeah they probably think they're just sending emails
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and shit bro they probably think the world's ending like what are they gonna do
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yeah yeah that's crazy man that's crazy yeah i just saw that i thought that was interesting man but
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yeah let's get into our cruise ladies and gentlemen uh remember as always if you guys want to see any
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of these articles pictures links videos go to andy for seller.com you guys can find them all link
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there for bro if they if they cut off the supply of boobs men would get jacked they would get rich
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and the world will restore order if you if you made it hard to see boobs and legal to punch people in
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the fucking face when they get out of line the world would correct itself see i'm gonna i'm gonna
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believe i feel like like online pornography should be illegal personally well i mean is that a statement
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that you're going to back up or you're just going to be like a lefty and just say shit no yeah no i mean
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i think i think i think the i mean to your point it's the accessibility issue that i have it's bad
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for society it's bad yeah you know i'm saying and i'm not knocking any of the girls that make money or
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whatever bro like you got to work within the system that you're given to fucking do it for sure i
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listen it's whatever it is but i'm telling you this it's bad for men it's real it's probably really
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bad for women too in a different way they don't even realize but it's bad for men like it is it
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it removes ambition like real talk bro every successful person when they started off
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every successful man when they started off whether they want to be an athlete or a fucking
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entrepreneur or whatever and they all want the same shit okay and this is when you start as you grow
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your motivations will change because you mature sometimes
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but every dude wants the same they want money they want status they want cool shit and they
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want some boobies yep and bro when you remove the motivation for that
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that's a big problem for the the natural order of society yeah you know what i mean and and we see
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women complain about it all the time they're like man there's no good men anymore there's no good
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men there's no there there is they're they're just not as many because a lot of the ones that would
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have become good men are now just sitting at home jerking off right they're not out trying to make
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money because they can get by and they don't care about their appearance because they don't really
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got to leave the house and you know they don't really care if they got to attract a mate because
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they have unlimited supply in front of them you know like it's
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i mean dude i think it's all a play i think it all fits into the play i mean i know we're joking and
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but like if you really think about it the big picture puzzle piece of it it's just another
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control mechanism it's another it's another defanging of what would otherwise be a formidable
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opponent in the american male you know what i mean no like if you if you remove the drive
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lower the testosterone through chemicals in the water in the air which is fact
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demonize masculinity which is fact remove men's motivation to make money become fit you know
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become sexually attractive if you if you do all of these things what are you left with you're left
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with exactly what we're starting to see and see prevalently in society which is i mean i was at
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the gas station yesterday and i mean dude like i looked around and like every dude and and by the
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way this is this was me 10 years ago but i looked around bro and every fucking dude was fat as fuck
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every one and then every girl looked almost just like him you know what i mean and it's
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it's just it's destructive and it and you have to you have you have to create a situation
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for control where there is as least amount of resistance possible and if you look at everything
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through that lens you can very clearly see why things are the way they are yeah yeah well and they
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also hit it from every angle like you said too it's like it's not just in one facet of life
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it's bro it's every single fucking angle yeah of course every angle they're hitting you from all
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different why do you think why do you think they make it so morally uh superior to be poor
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right like i had a dude tell me this weekend who's a big uh i i guess you know jesus a newfound jesus
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person no those okay yeah you know like there there's there's people who who who are uh you
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know p they have their phd in theology right for they spent 20 30 years of their life studying
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god and religion and different religions and then you know people find it for the first time and all
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of a sudden they're an expert they know everything they know what's allowed they know what's not allowed
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they know all the rules and they're an expert and they're on social media talking about god 24 7
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and like there's just a lot of misleading information that comes out and i was told this weekend uh
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in an off like in an off uh not in an insulting way but in like it was off putting to me somebody said
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well i see you're still chasing material stuff and i said no i caught all the material stuff
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pokemon yeah he got fucking pissed but like the point is is like
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they they you they weaponize every little angle that they can to make people feel that there is a
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noble superiority in being less and dude that's all for control yeah all of it yeah somebody i saw
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one of the comments like that's by design bro that's no shit man yeah bro but but dude it you have
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once you wake up and see it it's just you can't unsee it it's everything you know we we live in a
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we live in an entire environment that is not conducive for men to be men to be successful strong fit
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healthy intelligent contributors to the family and to the society we live in an environment that is
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intentionally created to remove all of that so that it can be deferred to the elite into the state
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which is one step away from full-blown communism so you know that's real man guys let us know down
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in the comments what you guys think uh and then the chat as well chat's rolling dude yeah let's forget
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how fucking good those are i thought i heard an eagle screen uh fly by there yeah that was a different
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bird that was a that was a single yeah that was no that was an african ceiling bird is what that
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african what ceiling bird ceiling bird yeah there we go yeah that's freedom right there i feel freer
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yeah there you go uh but yeah guys let's get it to our cruise man let's uh let's get this moving
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with headline number one um gotta go to uh let's go to dc got some interesting things happening
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um what big bad orange man is making some people mad uh oh um let's check this out uh trump
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banishes obama and bush portraits from prime white house spots and dumps them an obscure
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stairwell uh so this uh this is pissing people off i don't really care it's not that big of a deal
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um but yeah donald trump he uh exiled the presidential portrait of his predecessor barack obama
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to a less prominent position um out of view from thousands of visitors who tour the white house
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every day the portraits of trump uh trump's other recent predecessors including former president
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george w bush and his father george hw bush have also been removed from prominent areas of the white
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house according to a report from cnn um yeah so this came out apparently it's a it's an area that's
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restricted to secret service um the first family and only a select few of white house staffers
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um it's like some back stairwell emergency exit route or something like that um but that's where
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he put all of all of their uh their portraits up i mean shouldn't they be like in a wood chipper they
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should be in a dungeon so be real all of them not just not just berries but all of them man um but
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yeah so i mean that that that kind of started this uh this push coming out of the weekend um but it
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moved to something a little bit more crazy um trump takes control of dc police um this is probably the
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one of the biggest topics you guys are seeing right now um moving around uh he deploys uh the national
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guard in historic capital crime crackdown is what this is being uh being held at let's dive into this
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a little bit president trump announced a historic escalation of law enforcement in dc on monday
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deploying the national guard to patrol the streets and placing the city's police department
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under federal control quote uh we are going to clean it up real quick so he had this press conference
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i got this clip let's check this clip a little uh real quick uh see what uh orange man had to say about
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this and worse this is liberation day in dc and we're going to take our capital back we're taking it back
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under the authorities vested in me as the president of the united states i'm officially
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invoking section 740 of the district of columbia home rule act you know what that is
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and placing the dc metropolitan police department under direct federal control and you'll be meeting the
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people that will be directly involved with that very good people but they're tough
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and uh they know what's happening and they've done it before yeah so you have that happening
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um that's going on right now now a lot of people were uh upset about this apparently this is cnn
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reporting this um but the dc mayor and police department weren't aware of trump's plans uh that's
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coming out um that they had no idea that this was going to happen which i have a hard time believing
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to be honest because of just the logistics of having to handle that there's no way they didn't
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know or have a heads up um but the dc attorney general brian schwab um he uh released a statement
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slamming trump's move says quote the administration's actions are unprecedented no they're not they're not
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unprecedented there's other times in history this happened yeah for sure a few times yes actually
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unnecessary and unlawful there is no crime emergency in the district of columbia violent crime in dc
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reached a historic 30 year low last year that's a lie you didn't report it and uh is down another 26
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so far this year we are considering all of our options and we'll do what's necessary to protect
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the rights and safety of district residents he said um and they're already out the i mean you know
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the announcement came today but there's already plenty of local uh or i should say federal law
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enforcement that are uh in the move this video has been circulating online let's check this out
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um this is uh inside of one of the hood areas of uh dc check this oh my god what the fuck
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they really coming to your trenches and jumping out and bagging your ass bro they ain't all type of
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shit boy what the fuck oh my god now of course there's gonna be some criticism right um well yeah
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of course uh they have criticism of it yeah for sure um nancy pelosi she was uh one of the first people
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to open her uh her trap uh she posted somebody posted this on twitter for from the nancy pelosi account
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saying uh quote donald trump delayed deploying the national guard on january 6th when our capital
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was under violent attack and lives were at stake that's not real no bro this is real now he's
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activating the dc guard to distract from his incompetent mishandling of tariffs health care
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education and immigration just to name a few blunders first of all that can't be real that's real
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everybody knows what happened she's been hammered they've been posting the video really her in the
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in the car on january 6th yeah and also when she's walking into the fucking and she's straight
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up saying that yep she fucked up and it's her fault i accept the responsibility yeah yeah yeah yeah
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yeah she's she's been saying i mean all your all your normal these people do everything on
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predicated on the idea that people forget about things very shortly and they do
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they do how many people do you have still pissed off about covet there were crimes against fucking
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humanity and you got people that act like it didn't even happen you know i'm saying and then
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you have people today saying look at trump being a tyrant dude it's it's martial law what the fuck
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happened during covet we couldn't even go outside you see what i'm saying like bro people forget
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anyway uh yeah look dude i'm all about this real talk like we've been talking about this multiple
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times for many years on the show the cities need to be cleaned up the police need to be able to do their
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job criminals should be afraid to commit crime and they're not all right and a lot of people are
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criticizing this and saying well this is the first step to authoritarianism they're going to use
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planet tier you know to fucking palantir to you know dude they're already using it dumbass
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okay they're going to track us everywhere we go they already track you everywhere you go
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you got a fucking cell phone all your money's digital i'm not going to do digital currency your
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currency right now is digital like all the shit that people say is going to happen has already
00:26:24.160
happened so that that's the first thing the second thing is i'm all about this bro if if if this is
00:26:34.200
done in a way responsibly where they come in they clean it up they get the fuck out they let the police
00:26:40.460
do the thing that'd be amazing but that takes a lot of trust and this is where my criticism comes in
00:26:47.300
because this could also be the beginning of a permanent state of martial law i don't think it is
00:26:57.060
but it could be and uh it's something to watch out for you know we are we're all cheering for it right
00:27:03.600
now but is that a good idea to cheer for it you know what i'm saying because uh what happens next time
00:27:13.140
there's an issue what happens next time there's an issue so there's a lot of very delicate things
00:27:20.500
that need to be addressed here and i would be careful to cheer for this even though i do personally
00:27:28.380
think it's necessary in certain places i think chicago fucking needs it i think uh new york needs it
00:27:34.900
i think la needs it i think i think st louis needs it yeah and yeah and like dude we can't you guys who
00:27:42.420
don't live in these places you really don't understand they go on tv and they say there's
00:27:48.820
no crime there's no crime it's no crime we have dj and i have covered multiple times that they're
00:27:53.960
not reporting the crime or they're intentionally miss assigning the crime to different races
00:27:59.800
and uh for us to have a city like like dude if you live in these cities you you pay tax
00:28:12.420
and by the way you pay a lot of taxes you can't go downtown without being on your guard you can't
00:28:18.520
take your wife to dinner without being on your guard sometimes you can't even do any of that
00:28:22.100
here in st louis dude you gotta be real careful where the fuck you go yeah and like dude for the
00:28:27.060
amount of money that i pay i don't think that should be the case and most people are not criminals
00:28:31.960
why why should taxpaying contributing members of society have to deal with any criminal shit why is
00:28:41.000
it tolerated at all it should not be tolerated at all in society a lot of people like to make fun of
00:28:47.900
you know the middle eastern countries but these motherfuckers got it figured out okay their
00:28:52.020
punishment is so harsh that people don't fuck around and that's what needs to happen right now we have
00:28:57.780
all kinds of people who are running around doing crazy ass shit because they've been allowed to
00:29:02.740
fucking california they can steal up to a thousand dollars worth of goods and you can't even prosecute
00:29:07.980
them the fuck is prosecute i mean dude that that's the biggest problem that i have with all of this
00:29:13.460
and like seeing these these uh you know because mainly there's people on the left that are like
00:29:18.500
against this obviously and they're all like oh no you know it's not needed this is not right you got
00:29:22.340
al sharpening on this and my thing is like okay like here's the thing there are problems right and
00:29:29.160
so you have somebody that's coming in saying okay well here's a solution right oh but we don't like
00:29:35.180
that solution and so their solution is to just allow it to continue to fester and be the shithole that a
00:29:41.100
lot of these cities are and that's the solution you know and like it's mind-boggling to me because
00:29:49.180
what we're going to see you know had had trump not stepped in and again i mean you can kind of
00:29:54.280
see it from both sides like okay maybe he should maybe he shouldn't but the end of the day bro a
00:29:58.240
lot of innocent people are being affected a lot of innocent people are dying getting robbed getting
00:30:02.320
stabbed um homes are getting broken into you can't drive down i mean you got even the homeless problem
00:30:09.100
in a lot of these places are bad i couldn't again i'm driving down the freaking street and there's
00:30:13.200
two people overdosed in the middle of traffic bro yeah you know i'm saying and so it's like there's a lot
00:30:18.040
of issues and like you start peeling it back and it's like why why wouldn't they want this why
00:30:22.640
wouldn't the leaders of dc or any of these cities why why would they be opposed to this oh it's
00:30:28.120
because they profit off the problems they don't want there to be solutions man and it's like
00:30:32.760
dude it's sad to me i think every single person that would be against any like anybody that's against
00:30:37.880
it they're not they're not coming up with any actual solutions well they're just going to use it to
00:30:42.060
paint trump as a tyrant and they're going to say he's authoritarian he's a tyrant this is
00:30:47.240
unprecedented bro abraham lincoln declared martial law people fucking loved it you know why because
00:30:53.500
they have to deal with no shit see the average people the people who obey the laws who do what
00:30:58.860
they're supposed to do those people aren't going to have any problems with this at all this this this
00:31:04.640
listen violent criminals got to be dealt with well that's the thing i mean quickly and like i think
00:31:11.440
that's my one critique with trump handling this is like bro whatever the plan is it needs to be put
00:31:15.900
in and put in very very quickly so that way the people do understand the benefits of his heavy
00:31:22.500
hand having to come in involved in this because at the end of the day bro dc bower mayor bower bowser
00:31:27.220
whatever her name is she she wasn't gonna fix this she wasn't gonna fix it she had no intentions of
00:31:32.120
fixing this because if she did it would have been fixed but no she instituted and and was a opponent
00:31:37.760
proponent of the cashless bail system like i mean bro there's so many problems man it's just like
00:31:43.480
it's unreal um it's unreal let's see what the chat's saying on this because i do have another uh
00:31:50.400
another little update here in a second let's see anybody lives in any of these areas that we've
00:31:55.220
named off by the way i would like to get your guys's opinions on this we got the live chat here
00:31:59.180
um those guys somebody said i live okay andrew mulligan says he lives by dc all right yeah let's get
00:32:08.180
andrew up here let's see what he has to say andrew what you got bro dj can you hear me yep what's up
00:32:18.540
guys what's up dude how you guys doing yeah man good good yeah i grew up outside of dc in northern
00:32:27.620
virginia and dc has some very beautiful parts like most cities but there's a lot of areas where you
00:32:33.000
just you don't go i mean dude what should we be doing with these people like what do you think
00:32:39.460
so um you remember when they brought back the baseball team the nationals yeah they built the
00:32:45.740
stadium in the worst part of the city so what do you think happened they probably arrested people
00:32:51.620
no they all moved to the outlying areas so then it just kind of shifted over
00:32:56.760
so it becomes a problem of you know do we do we provide more opportunities no people can bring
00:33:05.720
themselves out no no we've been doing that it doesn't fucking work these people don't want to
00:33:10.380
fucking do anything they want to live off our dollars they don't want to fucking work they don't
00:33:15.340
want to contribute for whatever reason we can say oh they were left behind by the system doesn't
00:33:21.320
fucking matter because now they're a disruption and they're harming and stepping on other people's
00:33:26.380
rights so like i feel that bro i feel that argument i'm like yeah dude what can we do we could we could
00:33:33.720
put more tax dollars we could give better opportunities those things only work for people
00:33:38.680
that want them and unfortunately we have a lot of people in this country that want to victimize
00:33:44.080
themselves and they they don't have any intention of pulling themselves or doing any effort forever
00:33:50.180
for themselves their whole intention is to bitch complain pretend that they're here in this situation
00:33:58.480
because of all these other people and that's why they got to do the crime and dude it's just not true
00:34:03.980
like we have to start judging people away from idealistic opinions or could be's or should be's or
00:34:13.580
should have been or whatever and start dealing with what is and here's what it is we got a bunch of
00:34:19.260
people who aren't afraid of the law who don't give a fuck about other people and the last thing i want
00:34:24.240
to do with those people is give them more shit fucking lock them the fuck up dude cut off their
00:34:28.900
hands whatever do we got to do to get crime to stop because we the rest of us the 98 percent of
00:34:36.480
people that do everything the right way that's what we deserve yeah we don't deserve to deal with this
00:34:41.620
shit yeah our women don't deserve to be nervous going down in any part of the city by themselves they
00:34:48.260
dude that shouldn't be a thing it shouldn't be a thing it's so normal right now i know it's so
00:34:54.400
normal all of this has been normalized in what's supposed to be the greatest country in the world
00:34:58.560
bro and it's not right it's not right dude andrew i feel you bro like that's that's the that's the
00:35:06.840
hard thing bro it's like you want to have a big heart for these people i don't get it i get it man but
00:35:11.780
like you have people that are that that are choosing not to contribute to society well see
00:35:17.900
i think we feel that way because we are a certain type of person but though you have to remember
00:35:21.260
those people don't feel that way they don't i know that for a fact for a fact so yeah man all right
00:35:27.600
we'll stay out of dc for right now i'm sure it's gonna get hot there oh boy all right you guys have a
00:35:31.640
good one yeah you too bro yeah man it's uh it's crazy man yeah guys let us know down in the chat
00:35:37.920
what you guys think uh let us know in the comments uh do have something else for you though andy um
00:35:43.640
i don't i was gonna do this a whole segment but you know what what's bill gates been up to you
00:35:49.120
and i have something for old bill right now and this is this is i mean call it off topic i don't know
00:35:54.720
um but i saw this and i thought this was interesting um gates foundation's new world
00:36:04.100
first contraceptive for african women what it means for africa this just came out this is crazy i don't
00:36:12.120
know if you guys have seen this but the bill and melinda gates foundation is launching a new affordable
00:36:18.100
long-term contraceptive in africa starting with kenya contraceptives uh including
00:36:24.580
a hormonal iud effective for up to eight years in a contraceptive patch aimed to address obstacles
00:36:32.440
such as cost and accessibility um basically they're trying to sterilize uh parts of africa
00:36:38.380
is essentially what it is and it's funny do you know why yeah i mean bro he's a whole depopulation
00:36:43.780
guy yeah but why do you think in africa oh because they don't think they'll get any pushback
00:36:49.220
they want the land they can experiment and take all the people listen it's the fucking largest piece
00:36:53.680
of land that has yet to be developed in the entire world they want the fucking land yeah yeah you know
00:37:00.860
what's funny when you google search and i did this when you google search about bill gates and his
00:37:05.380
depopulation agenda stuff so the top three articles i have the screenshot here uh no bill gates does not
00:37:11.740
plan to depopulate the earth conspiracy chaos coronavirus bill gates bill gates has a warning about
00:37:17.720
population growth from from from the world economic form okay uh yeah this dude definitely wants to
00:37:24.180
fucking get rid of people but it makes sense bro did you see his if you ever seen his daughter
00:37:27.640
uh-uh bro there was a clip about his there was a clip with his daughter literally like talking shit
00:37:35.680
on people that are successful that drive like ferraris and shit and she's like she's like yeah
00:37:43.780
she's like you know we we we call those people little dick people and blah blah blah blah oh yeah
00:37:49.860
bro and i was just thinking i'm like you know that's pretty fucking funny for someone who's never
00:37:54.240
had to work a day in their motherfucking life you don't have any idea what it fucking takes to even
00:37:59.320
fucking be able to do that because your dad fucking you know came up with a very intelligent
00:38:06.080
technology early right yeah like and she's just on there ripping off about like all the quote it's like
00:38:13.100
dude shut the fuck up you know what i mean yeah is that christy noem and her fucking dude i thought
00:38:22.040
so for a second i don't know no it says that that's the fbi agent she usually has the dhs stuff on
00:38:27.520
but yeah no man the it'll be interesting to see what happens in dc though um if this is gonna be
00:38:34.000
like don't commit crime you don't gotta worry about it it's very simple man it's very simple but
00:38:37.940
dude i just get tired of this justification for all of this stuff like what are we doing why are
00:38:44.960
we making excuses for these people why are we saying oh well you know they just need more of
00:38:49.820
this or more of that that's not true these people are fucking criminals bro if you want civilized
00:38:56.400
society you have to deal with criminals effectively especially violent ones dude you'll get more in a lot
00:39:03.220
of states bro you'll get more of a sentence for drug crime than you do for violence that's insane
00:39:07.540
that's insane i saw some but trump's uh supposed to be uh legalizing marijuana on the federal level
00:39:13.440
oh yeah that also came out i don't know but yeah guys let us know down in the comments what you guys
00:39:18.940
think with that being said let's go cruise some of these comments we got we got we got a few for you
00:39:23.560
uh i got a few for you um uh let's go to skip hoffman first skip hoffman uh why do you guys spend
00:39:31.560
10 minutes jerking each other off just getting to the topic because that's what it fucking takes
00:39:36.160
motherfucker it takes fucking 10 minutes oh sorry i was jerking so hard yeah it takes 10 minutes
00:39:44.820
asshole when you're not a fucking two-pump chump that's right yeah i wish we could get it done
00:39:51.200
in 30 seconds like you probably do yeah i wish yeah fuck yeah well fucking skip yeah yeah sorry
00:40:01.880
sorry we're not below average man that's a lot of exercise bro it's like a two-fister
00:40:07.660
get that sweat going we've got to put deodorant on take a shower all kinds of shit bro but that
00:40:12.520
helps me though that's why he sits next to me yeah all right skip somebody just put the heart emoji
00:40:19.820
easy chat easy chat all right we got another one that's uh caitlin marie she says um if you are
00:40:27.880
truly a fat kid at heart andy and you have had a mcchicken you have had many nope because i order it
00:40:33.780
with no fucking nothing on it i order it plain chicken and cheese i bet you do yep i do just basic
00:40:39.660
no chicken and cheese that's so dry bro that's so dry that's fucking good shit i feel like you have to
00:40:46.660
try it you have to try mayonnaise all right and i have a recommendation on the best one
00:40:51.320
okay duke's mayonnaise this is not an ad what's your next comment
00:40:56.860
i'm just saying dude i'm just saying all right um andy's are out here making you look bad though
00:41:06.580
i do know that because that's what this next comment is coming from it's coming from an andy
00:41:09.500
andy calland 73 35 he said uh rate dildos like you did fries and ice cream no homo
00:41:19.040
we kind of did that he also said in another comment separately uh when are you going to
00:41:26.260
rate dildos like you did ice cream and fries get a mirror back on the show andy i feel like he's
00:41:30.020
trying to say something well i think he wants to know which dildo he should buy
00:41:33.360
i'm sure they got star rankings on like amazon or something bro yeah just read the reviews yeah
00:41:42.200
just read the reviews man but he says he likes dicks
00:41:45.800
he wants to sit on one i mean that's the only thing i can come up with
00:41:52.220
yeah he already ordered that fucking uh what was that the rambone
00:41:58.960
it's the rambone just get the rambone bro somebody just said that he was already
00:42:04.020
get the rambone you'll never be constipated again
00:42:06.700
when you fart just yeah you don't have to worry about getting caught
00:42:12.880
yeah man all right andy um easy there bud guys we do appreciate you though for uh being real ass fans
00:42:22.060
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00:42:41.980
cruise cruising uh headline number two um it's got to go to the middle east got some stuff developing
00:42:48.680
there this is dude i saw this and i laughed my ass off uh when i first saw this headline um not
00:42:54.340
because it's funny but because it's it's it's funny um headline number two reads israel says it killed
00:43:00.200
a hamas terrorist posing as an al jazeera uh reporter and four others and targeted strike
00:43:06.160
all right so uh so a prominent al jazeera let's let's let's translate this yeah
00:43:14.140
we killed an al jazeera reporter because they were telling the truth
00:43:20.660
that's what happened without even reading it i already know bro all right like it's like okay all
00:43:33.440
right let's go on yeah i mean fuck man yeah well like come on guys come on man you make it it's not
00:43:43.300
good um a prominent al jazeera journalist was killed in the airstrike along four of his colleagues
00:43:49.260
as israel's military accused him of posing as a reporter to run a hamas terrorist sale
00:43:54.860
a nas al-sharif a 28 year old correspondent was among those killed sunday when the strikes hit a
00:44:00.080
tent near al-sharifa hospital in eastern gaza city gaza officials in al jazeera confirmed quote
00:44:06.100
intelligence and documents from gaza including rosters terrorist training lists and salary records
00:44:11.920
proved uh proved uh proved he was a hamas operative integrated into al jazeera the idf said a press
00:44:18.620
badge isn't a shield for terrorism uh before his death al-sharif has denied ties to hamas and had his
00:44:26.500
network um now they called the al jazeera called the airstrikes a targeted assassination and accused
00:44:33.640
israeli officials of incitement calling al-sharif one of gaza's bravest journalists al jazeera blasted
00:44:39.980
the attack as a desperate attempt to silence voices in anticipation of the occupation of gaza
00:44:45.860
um so this is this is this is wild so the al-sharif the the journalist he had more than half a million
00:44:54.040
followers on twitter um and he'd been posting on social media just minutes before uh the strike
00:45:00.040
happened um and uh and yeah i mean he he's been a prominent uh opponent of of all of the the wild
00:45:10.520
stuff going on going over there this is uh an image of him um over there and like dude it is at what
00:45:19.300
point do we like who has those conversations who who who starts those conversations okay like all right
00:45:25.800
too much too much dude listen they're out of control too much they're out of control listen
00:45:34.480
they're out of fucking control okay and it's all it's all bullshit it's all bullshit i just feel
00:45:42.560
like it's so easy just to say they anybody's a fucking correct that's what they're gonna say
00:45:47.040
they say that about little kids yeah they say oh we kill we kill 50 000 fucking kids uh they're hamas
00:45:53.240
yeah that's right that's right dude they're they're four well they're gonna grow up and be
00:45:58.040
hamas the same thing they were going to be hamas yeah that's right well you killed you know a bunch
00:46:02.440
of old people hamas you you killed you killed all these people with no food and water and no
00:46:08.620
fucking hamas like everything's that oh you killed a reporter ah he's hamas like i think you could just
00:46:15.300
get away with killing people just say hamas just say it's hamas hamas yeah that's what trump
00:46:19.280
starts saying dude i got a perfect idea what if all the the violent criminals here in the country
00:46:25.240
they have to be what if we just called them hamas they they probably are
00:46:29.760
yeah if we just call them hamas netanyahu just kill them
00:46:34.720
same thing it's fine yeah it's fine we got hamas here man come yeah hey help us we got hamas
00:46:42.740
infestation here man fuck this is sad man it's fucked up it's so fucked up and like this was like
00:46:51.820
i laughed when i saw this just because it's like come on man like nobody's believing that shit bro
00:46:56.560
nobody you have a guy well nobody that's not on the fucking payroll not on the payroll on the
00:47:01.460
propaganda payroll that's real which is another thing there's a lot of these influencers out here
00:47:05.680
right now where i've seen them totally fucking switch around because all of a sudden dude you know
00:47:10.960
you know like i've seen a number of influencers have been very critical about israel's uh you know
00:47:17.600
situation of what they're doing who are suddenly you know pro israel out of the blue it's weird
00:47:26.100
people i know it's weird yeah very weird they should not trust anybody dude dude it's hard to bro like
00:47:34.040
how are you going to trust someone if all the stuff if they're willing to flip their opinion for a
00:47:37.460
couple bucks you know what i mean that's fucking not cool no no dude and this is another thing
00:47:44.560
another like conversation though like real talk because i feel like there has some implications
00:47:49.080
here to to america for sure but it's like you know they're targeting you know journalists over there
00:47:55.000
that are reporting the facts right and on the ground truths if you will and then like here bro like
00:48:01.420
there's been some like i feel like there's a steady push that's really going hard and i feel like in a
00:48:07.500
couple of months maybe even within the year bro like i'm very scared of our first amendment here being
00:48:13.380
targeted because of the whole anti-semitism thing that people so easily you know well look bro they've
00:48:20.460
already showed that they're willing to pass speech laws for one segment of the population which is insane
00:48:26.820
right that's insane okay so you're gonna pass anti-semitism laws so that people can't point
00:48:34.020
out what israel's doing but you're not gonna pass anti-white hate laws when it's all over the media
00:48:39.960
all over the news and every fucking movie and every fucking commentary you don't say shit about that
00:48:45.120
not that i want them to by the way like i don't there shouldn't be laws about that but there shouldn't
00:48:49.440
be laws about anything and if there's a law about it it probably means that there's some truth to it
00:48:55.520
why is it and they don't want people talking about it yeah yeah so uh yeah i do they're already doing
00:49:00.740
that dude you don't think they're collecting data on anybody who criticizes israel or says anything
00:49:06.320
uh about israel right now they're dude a hundred percent they're gonna do that because that'll be the
00:49:12.920
sec the it's that first amendment it'll be second amendment too because they won't they'll say oh well
00:49:19.300
you know you're guilty of this you're not allowed to have guns you know what i mean it's a very
00:49:23.700
dangerous slope slippery slope yeah and uh they can for sure go down yeah anybody who propose
00:49:29.000
proposes anti-semitism speech laws is a fucking they're the enemy of this country for real yeah
00:49:34.680
because and it's not because it's anti-semitism it's because it's anti-anything it's it's against
00:49:40.240
free speech which is the fundamental foundation of our country you know if the whole reason the
00:49:44.780
first amendment exists is so that we can criticize our government for when they're doing tyrannical shit
00:49:50.240
and uh you know when we can't do that the power goes to them 100 and we had nothing we can do there
00:49:59.540
shouldn't be any sort of restrictive speech like that the restrictive speech law should exist for
00:50:05.280
things like yelling fire in a crowded theater or something yeah right like but outside that man
00:50:11.040
you know uh there shouldn't be any and if someone says some wild ass shit then they should have to
00:50:17.340
suffer the consequences of that shit yeah i think that's the biggest difference is that like because
00:50:21.120
i again i'm i'm perfectly fine with this they did they were okay there will be there will be
00:50:25.120
consequences yeah they shouldn't be the federal government enforcing those consequences well no
00:50:28.940
they they started with a social movement of cancel culture but now that's blown up in their face it
00:50:34.900
doesn't work anymore right well and that was also pushed by the hands of our federal government
00:50:39.320
you know what i'm saying so it's like it's one of those things man like yeah no you say what you want
00:50:43.780
and you you can have consequences but those consequences should be doled out by your fellow
00:50:47.940
citizens not by government yeah that's just my that's my my place on it yeah uh man dude it's a
00:50:52.900
very very slippery slope when you start getting into this stuff and i don't like it i don't i don't like
00:50:57.640
it and i see it a fucking thousand miles away bro yeah it's not good on the on the israel because they
00:51:02.880
also came out and said something about you know uh in a new statement about taking over gaza completely
00:51:08.780
yeah going in on foot yeah and this is a debate that's going on chat i would love to to see what
00:51:15.260
you guys have to say about this too but you know the whole you know i guess the biggest thing right
00:51:19.380
now going is like okay what is the solution is it a two-state solution is it a one-state solution who
00:51:23.860
has it what's it look like you know what i think it is what is it i think it's i don't give a fuck
00:51:28.140
solution i think that's what it is i think it's we got fucking 200 000 fucking homeless veterans in our
00:51:33.680
country i think we have crime rates that are unacceptable we have all sorts of tyrannical
00:51:39.460
shit happening in our government and i think that for us for our attention to consistently be
00:51:45.040
distracted and put over into the middle east is ridiculous period and i don't think it's a dollar
00:51:51.140
should be sent anywhere i don't think people should be sent anywhere i don't think bombs should
00:51:55.480
be sent anywhere i don't think we should have any involvement with anything until our shit is straight
00:51:59.860
and our shit is not straight that's what i think yeah so if uh israel is going to go around and you
00:52:07.200
know fucking kill a bunch of people and do all this shit then they should have to stand on their own two
00:52:11.220
feet and deal with the consequences of that in that area that's my personal opinion yeah and that goes
00:52:17.360
for any country if the natural order always takes care of itself and the reason that it doesn't in
00:52:26.400
these certain situations in the world is because the united states of america has served as the
00:52:31.680
quote-unquote big brother to a lot of these little countries with the idea that we're protecting them
00:52:39.220
because they're little because they're unequipped because they don't have the people because because
00:52:42.740
because because because but in reality what it's actually created is a situation where those little
00:52:47.460
countries go around flicking everybody on the ear and kicking them in the balls knowing they can do
00:52:52.380
whatever they want because big brother united states send their fucking men to go die for
00:52:56.340
this shit and that ain't right and it needs to stop and if all those countries knew that we
00:53:01.400
weren't sending our people and we weren't sending our bombs and we weren't sending our money and we
00:53:04.780
weren't doing any of this shit they wouldn't be acting so crazy because they would know there was
00:53:09.740
repercussions if israel didn't have the united states standing behind it the muslim countries over
00:53:15.660
there would have fucking dealt with them a long time ago you know what i'm saying and at the bare
00:53:21.520
minimum if america wasn't standing behind israel over there don't you think they'd behave themselves
00:53:27.520
a little bit better don't you think the strategy would be a little different maybe better no you
00:53:30.840
think they would say yeah hey man you know we're kind of the new guys here why don't we make these
00:53:37.720
guys some cookies you know i'm saying why don't we be friends with these guys why don't we create
00:53:42.380
a union of of of the middle east of some sort where we all get along and we all work with each other
00:53:48.920
see that that would be what would happen if they didn't have us but because they have an unreasonable
00:53:55.640
amount of force behind them it allows them to act and behave the way that they do yeah and that
00:54:02.380
creates more disruption in the world than we need period and all that why do they have so much support
00:54:09.840
from the united states well i mean that's clear is it forced is it forced support that's why the
00:54:17.100
fucking epstein list isn't being talked about or forgotten like it's dude look
00:54:22.440
everybody knows what's going on they do i'm back i'm my thing is bro if you're a country and you
00:54:33.760
can't defend yourself on your own if you can't handle your own stuff you should you don't deserve
00:54:37.920
to be a country that's my personal that's that is that's how it's always been that's not your belief
00:54:42.660
that's the truth that's how it's always been and that's how it should be yeah okay and on top of
00:54:48.680
that dude you know everybody's on trump right now saying he needs to fucking release the list
00:54:54.280
y'all know what the list is y'all know who's on it everybody knows okay second of all
00:55:01.200
let's say he releases the list all right and let's say the entire world says because the entire world
00:55:12.160
the average group people don't have the ability to think critically when they get emotionally stirred
00:55:18.540
they don't think like man you know there's five of these people doing all this shit we need to just
00:55:23.220
cut the heads off of these five people right they think oh well you know it's all of them and if this
00:55:33.000
were to come out and israel's fingerprints are all over it israel will cease to exist which will trigger
00:55:40.800
the samson option they will send nukes out okay so when we think about what he says when he says i
00:55:48.520
don't want innocent people to get hurt he's not just talking about the jewish people he's talking
00:55:54.040
about all people all right so i believe that all of that will be held into account i believe that it
00:56:02.040
will all come to the surface and i believe that he intends to bring it to the surface but i also
00:56:06.980
believe that he understands that there's a ton of collateral damage that should be worked to be avoided
00:56:11.220
during that time and that's that's how running something works you don't just come up with an idea
00:56:16.860
and walk out of the office where the idea was made and say we do this right now sometimes it's like
00:56:22.280
okay we got to do this this this then this in order to set the table for that and how i'm reading this
00:56:28.560
from the outside is exactly what i'm saying now so uh i know a lot of people get upset with that they
00:56:36.520
say you know well you're fucking supporting no i'm just saying what i think it is i i i would have done
00:56:43.480
a lot differently but also i don't know all the i don't know all the things you know like how can
00:56:48.580
you make a decision about what to do when you don't know the variables you don't have all the
00:56:52.260
information yeah you can't it's all back it's all it's all monday morning quarterback bullshit
00:56:56.340
and everybody at this point right now is very guilty of it and in my opinion you know i don't give a
00:57:04.060
fuck what's going on there i don't care what's going on in ukraine i don't fucking care here's what i care
00:57:08.820
about when i drive down into downtown st louis and and you know i'm worried about getting shot
00:57:15.280
okay when i drive when i go to other cities and i see you know uh you know thousands of homeless
00:57:21.700
people then you find out that a lot of them are veterans and people who have sacrificed that's
00:57:25.240
fucking wrong okay the fact that we play pay the taxes we do in this country and that money gets
00:57:31.000
stolen through through the usa id and refunneled into people's political programs and eventually
00:57:36.280
pocketed and taken home that's wrong that should be talked about way more than what's going on in
00:57:40.960
fucking israel or anywhere else yeah and then everybody's like well then you're not a true
00:57:45.260
christian you don't really stand with the bible yeah bro you were jerking off to fucking naked
00:57:49.980
bitches this morning on the internet so don't fucking lecture me about fucking being a good christian
00:57:54.700
fuck you i agree man yeah i agree just fucking new christians targeting everybody thinking they're
00:58:02.240
better than everybody not even understanding that that's not even how jesus lived bro
00:58:06.000
jesus fucking lived with sinners he didn't live with people who judged everybody else bro
00:58:13.560
you know what i'm saying and it's weird to me how religion has become this thing because it's this
00:58:18.480
new thing for a lot of people that all of a sudden they're like like bro i know people i know people
00:58:25.620
who are shitty fucking people who have all of a sudden found god and now they're they're preaching on
00:58:32.360
instagram about you should be doing this and you should be doing it's like bro do you not remember
00:58:35.540
what the fuck you were like four months ago five months ago now now now look all good i'm glad you
00:58:43.060
change i'm glad you got your shit together i'm glad but you are in no position to be pointing the finger
00:58:47.820
at anybody you know like nobody is it's called being a human every single fucking person out there has
00:58:54.820
skeletons and done things wrong and struggles with things and it's just like bro and still do
00:59:00.560
dude yes it's just it's a whole bunch of hypocrite liars anyway no no that's real man that's real guys
00:59:08.600
let us know down in the comments what you guys think uh let us know uh with that being said we got one
00:59:14.040
more headline here a third and four it's like these people that fucking it's like these people that you
00:59:20.160
know they they've been fucking fat their whole lives out of shape their whole lives lose 15 pounds
00:59:25.860
that's right they get in shape for the first time ever the first time ever they get in somewhat
00:59:30.580
decent shape and all of a sudden they're a fucking coach and they're an expert they're an expert you
00:59:37.080
know i'm saying oh yeah i get it i get it and they still eat shitty on the weekends it's i get it it's
00:59:42.240
not even just that it's just like bro it it's like you know it's like you're into mountain bikes bro
00:59:48.020
it's like uh it's like a dude starts riding mountain bikes and you know he's been doing it for three
00:59:52.500
months all of a sudden he's the fucking mountain bike guru telling you what you should have on your
00:59:55.820
bike and it's like dude we we in society suffer from this this i don't know what the fuck it is
01:00:02.100
yeah but it's like bro show me the fruit that you fucking bear before you start preaching to me about
01:00:10.200
whatever it is and six months from being a shitbag to being mr preacher that ain't enough bro
01:00:18.100
yeah that's real man yeah that's real guys let us know down in the comments what you guys think
01:00:24.540
with that being said let's get to our third and final headline headline number three
01:00:30.020
let's talk about some business moves this one's shaking up the world right now and uh it's close
01:00:37.660
to home for you uh headline number three reads ufc rights go to paramount and stunning 7.7
01:00:45.080
billion billion dollars b with a b yeah deal yeah dude this is this is crazy i like it um dana white
01:00:54.380
is in on it man let's talk about it we got say goodbye to pay-per-view uh paramount is purchasing
01:01:00.920
the rights to ufc in a landmark 7.7 billion dollar deal over the next seven years beginning in 2026 the
01:01:11.340
companies announced in a statement monday in a move that will eliminate the pay-per-view model
01:01:17.560
all of ufc's events will now be accessible with only a paramount plus subscription and select
01:01:23.680
numbered events will also air on cbs espn's ufc's current rights shareholder has been using a pay-per-view
01:01:32.940
model which tk tko group president mark shapiro called a thing of the past espn and disney owned
01:01:40.660
ufc rights uh for the last five years while paying an average of 500 million dollars per year
01:01:46.780
the deal with disney expires at the end of this year uh with the skydance paramount deal closing
01:01:52.880
this past thursday tko group which owns the ufc and wwe was able to come to an agreement rather
01:01:58.780
quickly according to ceo david ellison who spoke to the financial times um now paramount this is the
01:02:06.000
guy from uh this is isn't that taylor sheridan involved in that too doesn't he own some of uh
01:02:11.000
i'm not sure the guy from yellowstone you know i'm talking about can you can we fact check that
01:02:15.000
um this is uh it's a wild deal man what's crazy is is if you do the math they just went from 500
01:02:25.500
million a year to a billion a year which means their next deal will probably be two to four billion a
01:02:30.640
year yeah taylor sheridan does not own permount okay he's a creator director writer and executive
01:02:36.860
producer but doesn't own anything gotcha gotcha okay i like his plane yeah his plane was sweet
01:02:42.340
yeah plane was pretty sweet we got to fly on his plane there's coolers and stuff it was cool it was
01:02:46.360
pretty cool the four sixes coolers yeah it was pretty cool it was pretty cool felt like i was
01:02:50.020
flying to yellowstone yeah man but yeah i mean what we got on this dude i mean it's fucking amazing
01:02:56.420
bro like look dude look dana white all right he's my business partner he's my friend
01:03:02.660
aside from that aside from where i before i ever knew who the fuck he was
01:03:08.760
one of the greatest entrepreneurs that exists in our time all right
01:03:13.480
he's just a normal dude he's got one of the greatest entrepreneurship stories
01:03:20.340
fucking ever the guys built this amazing entertainment company which is fuck if not
01:03:30.440
more popular as popular as any other sport oh with this dude it's definitely gonna be yeah he's
01:03:35.820
probably the most connected human being on the planet everybody fucking loves him and you know why
01:03:41.180
you know why because he's fucking nice to everybody dude like people don't see the behind the scenes of
01:03:49.060
this dude like dude he walks up to everybody he doesn't know in the room and says hey how you
01:03:54.700
doing i'm dana white as if nobody knows it's like yeah we know you know like like but like he just
01:04:00.740
treats people with respect and he's always complimentary and he's always fucking good to
01:04:05.000
people and it's it's cool to see and then he doesn't take any shit like dude dude what's so
01:04:12.220
weird what's so weird and i told him this and it's it's gonna sound it's gonna sound a little
01:04:17.200
goofy but i don't give a fuck he's 10 years older than me like i've looked up to the dude in terms
01:04:22.420
of how he runs his business for years and years and years bro and uh the way he handles himself
01:04:28.820
the way he doesn't take any shit the way like he dude he's just i just love fucking everything that
01:04:34.600
he represents bro and to see him get this kind of deal done i mean it doesn't surprise me but it's
01:04:40.080
fucking awesome man dude and it's it's into it because i just like seeing people fucking win and
01:04:44.400
i like i like seeing people who are cool yeah and who are good dudes and who like are also regular
01:04:51.220
you know what i'm saying win yeah yeah that's real it's funny because i thought this like
01:04:56.440
and it's full circle now but like i remember seeing like when they did the netflix thing
01:05:01.480
you know i'm saying they did they went live on the netflix um showing the ufc fights i was wondering
01:05:06.000
i'm like man why make sense yeah makes sense they were just testing out right you know i'm saying
01:05:11.480
netflix i don't think that i'm glad netflix wasn't the move because they didn't do that well on it but
01:05:15.400
um this is cool bro this is cool and like you know i remember the pay-per-view thing being big
01:05:22.160
years and years ago decades ago it did it did seem like kind of like a out-of-date thing
01:05:26.580
to do and i'm like brother growing up the time it changed me it's not just that bro you're moving
01:05:31.480
into an area where you're gonna reach you know like okay pay-per-view yes a lot of people watch
01:05:38.940
ufc there's a billion fans of ufc worldwide okay a billion that's one eighth of the fucking planet
01:05:46.940
think about that it's crazy i know dude that's crazy so so if you take this event that has been
01:05:57.080
how much is it 80 bucks yeah 80 bucks for the last i don't know however many years
01:06:01.980
and you remove the paywall and now everybody can fucking see it pretty much now paramount might
01:06:09.800
fuck this up because they might increase their subscription rate yep but if they don't what
01:06:15.180
it's going to do is create so much more exposure for ufc that the dollars that they generate off of
01:06:21.560
their ads are going to be exponentially higher so the viewership's going to go up the fan base is
01:06:27.060
going to go up the ability for them to drive revenue through ads is going to go up and all
01:06:34.100
of those things together aside from the seven billion seven eight billion dollars of the deal
01:06:40.340
are going to be where the fucking juice is on the deal so uh and i've seen a lot of people you know
01:06:46.020
they criticize and say oh the fighters don't make enough money and shit look there are fighters that
01:06:51.060
make a lot of money they all understand the same thing the fighters that make a lot of money
01:06:55.580
understand they got to be great at fighting and they also got to be entertaining good in and out
01:07:00.020
the ring they they got to be they got to be good at fighting and they got to be great at entertaining
01:07:07.060
and we have a lot of great fighters who aren't great at entertaining they don't make that much money
01:07:11.820
and that people will say oh they won all these fights they should be no you're only fulfilling half
01:07:18.380
of the fucking deal if other people like conor mcgregor have gotten rich as fuck off the sport
01:07:23.300
maybe you should take a slice of his recipe and say i should be a character people root for polarizing
01:07:31.740
characters they either hate them or they fucking love them and if you are a polarizing athlete you get
01:07:38.580
paid more money you know why you get paid more money because more people watch it doesn't matter if they
01:07:45.380
fucking hate you it matters that they watch you and this is why people this is like a lot of these
01:07:51.060
athletes fuck themselves because they think like this i'm not that kind of guy i'm quiet i'm reserved
01:07:58.360
it's not my thing i just like to keep well then you're gonna get paid as much bro i'm just sorry
01:08:03.380
you're not playing the game yeah it's part of the game i play the game listen nobody in the wwe that isn't
01:08:09.100
good at talking shit makes money okay the rock didn't become the rock because he fucking kept to
01:08:14.640
himself and said oh i'm just this humble man no and i believe the rock is humble in real life but
01:08:20.460
he still played but he plays the fucking cocky character which people love i smell what he was
01:08:25.020
cooking that's right and dude the these fighters have to go to fucking brand and marketing school
01:08:30.400
that's it yeah so just as much time as they put into their skill of fighting they should be putting
01:08:36.520
that into their brand and you know if i was them i'd be like if i was them i'd go to conor mcgregor
01:08:42.580
and say teach me make me into a character yeah how do i who the fuck am i yeah do i tie it up on
01:08:47.900
the right like bro all they gotta do is go back over the last 30 fuck i mean dude it's the same
01:08:54.260
group as wwe go back through the wwe roster and pick a fucking character pick one roddy roddy piper
01:09:01.760
start coming out with your bagpipes and a fucking thing and you know like patty uh patty the baddie
01:09:07.220
yeah like bro like come out with the fucking eight dudes playing the bagpipes and your fucking
01:09:11.760
skirt and shit and kick everybody's ass you're gonna pay more money what's his face makes a bunch
01:09:16.640
of money uh the dude with the pink afro uh sean o'malley yeah you know i'm saying like these dudes
01:09:23.260
make money because they're characters bro so like you know to people that are gonna say that i would
01:09:28.780
say back it's on the fighter to be the product and if you're not a demanded product then you can't
01:09:33.460
make as much money yeah oh that's real man and i think too like is i mean yeah like i've seen the
01:09:38.400
criticism of that but like i also feel too like everybody that's giving criticism like they have
01:09:44.080
not seen the kind they don't know the ins and outs they don't know what's coming for these five
01:09:49.020
they don't know there's a there's for every dude in that fucking ring there's 50 other dudes that
01:09:57.720
are just as good didn't make it so it's not like there's a fucking supply problem of athletes like
01:10:04.040
when you go to when you go to the nfl bro there's only so many receivers that can run a fucking four
01:10:08.640
two yep you know what i mean like you're getting a spot you can run a four two every now people are
01:10:14.740
gonna get upset when i say this but everybody can fight every man can fight now they might suck at
01:10:20.220
fighting they might get their asses beat and most people would yeah right oh yeah but it's something
01:10:27.000
that one man can do and another man can do and you could take a guy from the ufc and you could take a
01:10:32.640
guy that doesn't fight and they can fight not everybody can run a four two okay so what i'm saying
01:10:38.180
is there's a lot more men who have trained and become great and and they're the supply of great
01:10:44.700
fighters is huge but the supply of great fighters who are also great brand and characters is very
01:10:51.300
small in fact i'm just gonna start this agency come sign with me motherfucker i'll negotiate your
01:10:59.440
deals i got an in you know what i'm saying and uh and uh and i'll teach you how to be a character
01:11:04.840
yeah man that's all that's needed in my opinion bro it is because people feel it's not just about
01:11:10.300
all these all these agents are fucking dorks too bro like they don't know shit like dude we deal
01:11:15.800
with agents all the time and no offense but like most of them are terrible they're they're just
01:11:20.140
jockeying the nuts of someone who's already going to do it anyway and then they take these people who
01:11:25.140
don't know any business and don't have any acumen and they they convince them that they have to have
01:11:29.820
you to be successful and it's like bro there's a lot of there's a lot of taking advantage of these
01:11:36.320
athletes if they want to get paid for real you got to become a fucking character it's real man
01:11:41.480
remember when i told you cut your fucking hair yeah you did what i tell why'd i tell you uh you
01:11:46.360
said because bald and bearded is in no that's not you said i was gonna look real good no that's not
01:11:51.440
what i said i said you look like a fucking dork and i said i said if you're gonna be on the show
01:11:58.520
you gotta have a look gotta have a look and you can't just look like you got a fucking pube patch
01:12:03.620
fucking growing on top of your head it didn't look like it looked andy we got a picture we got
01:12:10.300
a picture we don't have a picture yeah we don't have a picture anyway i look now though what are
01:12:17.980
people saying here long hair is in for guys bring mulets back they're gonna come out with dildos
01:12:24.400
duct tape to their hands what where do you see that what kind of fight is that i don't know
01:12:37.780
i like to reflect okay that's what i would be for halloween
01:12:42.180
get paulie out of here paulie you're out that's all right he's saying my head i have a reflection
01:12:47.800
on my head what he's saying my head's i couldn't hear you i was looking at myself
01:12:52.460
i sent a photo in there in the chat no you didn't i just sent it it's over there
01:12:57.460
let's see the photo click on it i can't see because i got bosnia in the way click on that photo
01:13:02.860
click to open i'm not fucking putting this on the screen there's no fucking chance
01:13:16.580
see that ain't a look that's a look nobody remembers oh man
01:13:33.620
oh that's funny that's so funny sean oh you're so funny hardy shit oh funny funny
01:13:45.520
looks like james hardy james harden basketball player no
01:13:53.400
what are you trying to bro what is i feel like you're doing a lot of shots
01:13:57.220
like talk to me bro what's up man nothing man start the show on time next time
01:14:03.700
all right let's move on what are we on topic three nope thumbs up now man that was what was
01:14:10.740
topic three that was data yep yeah i mean look bro i think winning like that is inspiring as
01:14:17.120
fuck to me you know what i'm saying like bro they started with making like home videotapes
01:14:24.460
you know what i'm saying and then he what they bought they bought it for a two million bucks
01:14:29.640
in 2001 that wasn't even that long ago and it's now almost if not i i feel like it will be this bro
01:14:36.840
like it's gonna be the most watched fucking it's the gladiators of modern times dude yeah like it's
01:14:44.260
it's awesome yeah i don't even know shit about ufc i still fucking love watching it oh yeah bro you
01:14:50.800
don't have to know anything oh see i'm an armchair quarterback though yeah i know i wouldn't have
01:14:54.420
gotten knocked out like that's yeah everybody is that's the whole point that's the beauty like
01:15:00.180
everybody can be like oh yeah i would have done this or that you know yeah you could take a woman
01:15:08.620
who's never fucking ever ever ever watched a ufc fight to a fight and they're gonna be like
01:15:14.420
fuck that was awesome it's just awesome shit bro we gotta go to one bro i want to go we gotta go to
01:15:20.500
one live we gotta go to a fight well that i was you know a guy yeah gotta go there anyway yeah that's
01:15:28.980
what i was asking about earlier about the travel oh yeah oh yeah oh all right all right andy all
01:15:37.820
right yeah well guys let's go down in the comments what you guys think about the deal uh let us know
01:15:42.120
with that being said let's get to our final segment of the show as always we have thumbs up or dumb as
01:15:45.980
fuck uh this is where we bring a topic in we talk about it we vote on it it gets one of these two
01:15:51.600
options uh so that being said um andy have you uh you have you done a lot of digging in your life
01:15:59.960
yeah yeah we mean one time i dug a hole and i hit sal in the head with a garden hoe
01:16:10.760
damn we were digging for gold were you yeah i dig for gold in other ways we were digging for gold in
01:16:16.260
the backyard i was digging with a claw hammer and he was he was hitting the he was using a garden hoe
01:16:22.160
and uh no i was using the card no he was using the hammer and like he went down in the hole like he
01:16:30.100
stuck his face down there when i was like mid-swing oh fuck cracked him in the head
01:16:34.060
yep that's that's what's wrong with him it's funny because the reason you brought it up is jim
01:16:43.820
talked to me a few days ago he made a whole drawing of you guys doing that and he sent it to me i still
01:16:49.820
have that let's see it i should send it over here you put it in the chat yeah i'll put it in the chat
01:16:57.180
i think he's he's uh he's going full-blown see now he's starting to draw pictures and shit
01:17:08.420
okay should be in there let's see so this is uh uh this is a jim's master drawing click to download
01:17:27.480
i don't know just text him oh got it oh it flagged him as a potential security issue
01:17:37.720
that's probably right i swear to god you popped up i had to approve the download man that's what it
01:17:42.240
was click it let's see what it is jesus christ it's pretty it's pretty detailed yeah
01:17:47.620
why this company is here ambition and working together sal and andrew game seven years this is
01:17:55.220
an actual occurrence in sal plus andrew's life it was a big deal he drew blood
01:18:00.180
now you can you can say the dialogues let's dig for gold sal go down and see if we have any okay
01:18:08.680
i'll look oh shit i hit sal in the head with the shovel whoa no gold i'm bleeding
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jeez man then he signs it like down at the bottom left corner jesus big big jib
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jeez man when did you draw that what's the date on there
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nine nine twenty twenty yeah nine nine twenty twenty
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so i have had that for like five years that's accurate
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that's awesome yeah that's awesome well digging that's some senile shit right there bro
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hey man whatever whatever it takes you know um but yeah talking about digging okay what if you
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were digging and you unearth uh two one thousand year old bodies
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yeah that just happened utility crews unearthed two one thousand year old tombs beneath city streets
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in single day feels so exciting let's dive in this a little bit um utility workers unearthed two
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pre-incan tombs doing a routine day on the job in peru one of many archaeological discoveries in the
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country this year the workers employed by the energy company cal calda
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found the burials in lima lima lima just recently um employees have been digging trenches in the city as
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part of an ongoing underground gas network project both tombs uh belong to the pre-incan
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chan k culture uh which existed in peru from 1000 to 1470 ad the inca empire spanned uh from roughly
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1400 to 1533 ad with spanish colonization beginning soon uh after the tombs uh the two tombs were remarkably
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different one was empty while the other held a 1000 year old skeleton um images show um workers uh
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working to remove uh the the remains um but yeah it's crazy look at look at these pictures bro
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this is uh this is wild so that that was the the two tombs there okay and then you go in
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and there's like dude there's a whole body just holy shit he's got like armor on it yeah bro
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bro i've been thinking about that thing that you asked me about the cemetery about the cemetery i
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cannot stop thinking about it it's a we covered it on the show yeah we did it's a real thing though
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man there were where are all the new cemeteries where are they where are they putting the bodies where
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are they putting the bodies it ain't like more people are just choosing cremation bro i mean listen
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it's a real problem it's a real problem that an uncircumcised dildos like explain it
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explain it i can't not both at the same time but like i you know i'm just saying bro imagine digging
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that shit bro and you fucking run into that bro i'd shit my pants in the hole
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poop in the pot that's right yeah he doesn't like he has some armor or some shit on bro like bro that
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would that would terrify me i think it's badass i'd choose a different job
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well i mean let's be real you don't really like working anyway it is true that's true they said that
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like they were found like like he like this skeleton he was like sitting though like it was it's
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on one of them pots yeah probably he was probably take bro that'd be a probably taking a shit and he
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blew a fucking gasket he shit his brains out yeah and they buried him you know what i'm saying
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he just he blew a fucking he blew one of those uh support vessels up there in his brain man
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what's around his right shoulder it looks like armor yeah no i mean the long pipe sort of thing
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is there spikes that's his fucking weapon weapon looks like a weapon that's his weapons on his back
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it's like in a it's what do they call that a quiver what do they call the arrow holder yeah quiver
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yeah mm-hmm how did i know that yeah i mean we know you don't know what quiver means i don't get it
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yeah but i don't know i yeah i think i'd be choosing a different job to be real if i all right
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i say thumbs up he's thumbs up to that's cool i want to know where the rest of the bodies are though
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like are they eating them 100 of the chat is saying leave it alone and go around your life don't touch it
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don't don't do anything that's 100 of the chat right probably died waiting for his old lady get
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ready so that problem is pretty historic oh man shit dude
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that's fucking joke of the day right there man frank send that motherfucker a trophy whoever that
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fuck it is that's a good one oh man oh starts an uncircumcised guy glad it just isn't me no dude it's not
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yeah man all right well thumbs up to this uh yeah probably died waiting for his old lady
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oh man that's so good problem before time fuck yeah that's good yeah that's pretty good is that
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is that a problem in india yeah oh yeah is it absolutely yeah probably double double the time
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double gotta wait like for like three of them to get ready right yeah that's right yeah go around the
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house oh man that would yeah no i got jokes i could make but i'm just gonna be nice today
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yeah man all right well thumbs up to that man guys andy chat that's all i have yep all right guys
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