Episode 1516 Scott Adams: Lots of Fun and Interesting Stories Today, and Coffee Too!
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Summary
Mick Jagger takes a picture of himself in a bar, and it looks like an album cover. And you don t even notice it until you see the picture again, and then you re like, "That looks exactly like an awesome album cover."
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My understanding is that the YouTube stream starts about 10 seconds after I go live.
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In other words, you know, somehow I guess you miss the first 10 seconds if you're watching live.
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Well, Boo the Cat is looking good, but I have to take her back to the vet today for a little checkup as soon as I'm done with this.
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How would you like to make this like a really good day?
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A really good day? I mean, to launch you into the weekend?
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I know, I know. Yeah, it's going to be amazing.
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And all you need is, uh, well, a cup of mug or a glass, a tank or chalice, a canteen, a jug, a flask, a pestle of any kind.
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Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee.
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Well, yeah, you know it. You've done it before. You know it.
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If you're new to this, well, you've got a surprise coming.
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And despite its ordinary sound, it's extraordinary.
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I guess the Rolling Stones have some concert tour they're doing.
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And Mick Jagger was in Charlotte, North Carolina,
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That's right. Mick Jagger walked into a dive bar in Charlotte, North Carolina, just by himself, and had a beer.
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Nobody recognized him the entire time he was there, including people who had tickets to his show.
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Now, you have to see the photo, because I think Mick Jagger is the one who posted it.
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He's just standing there alone, leaning on some kind of counter, having a beer.
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And as somebody in the comments noted, and it was just one of the greatest comments,
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if you and I take a picture in a bar having a beer, it looks like a picture of you or I having a beer in a bar.
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But when Mick Jagger takes a picture of himself in a bar, it looked exactly like an album cover.
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And until you hear the comment, you don't realize it, and then you look at it again, and you're like,
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that looks exactly like an awesome album cover.
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With no effort whatsoever, Mick Jagger is so permanently cool
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that he just has to walk in with, like, a funny hat on, lean on the bar and have a beer,
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And you're so cool, you're an album cover wherever you go?
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Did you know that men of a certain age are invisible?
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If you're male, and you're a certain age, nobody looks at you.
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You can walk down the street with, like, a knife stuck in your forehead.
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You can walk down the street with your dick hanging out.
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Because in the way we score people's value in society,
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And the first time I noticed this, this was years ago,
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I had some laser surgery on my face to get rid of some spider veins.
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And the technology of the day was a little less than it is now.
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And so for weeks, you would look like you went through a windshield.
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Your face would be all, like, swollen and purple until it healed.
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and people see your face looking all messed up like that.
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Oh, there's, on Locals, somebody posted the photo.
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Let me see if I can show this to the rest of you.
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On YouTube, if you haven't seen it, let's see if this works.
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Over on the Locals platform, somebody posted it.
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Now, you tell me that doesn't look like an album cover.
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So that's Mick Jagger having a beer at a dive bar.
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No idea that they were this close to the coolest thing
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that ever happened to them in their entire life.
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All they had to do was stand up and start talking to Mick Jagger
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They could have just hung out with Mick Jagger.
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if they believed Biden or General Milley about Afghanistan,
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and specifically the question of whether the generals
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and Biden said that he had never been advised of that.
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57% of respondents, remember this is the whole country,
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Like every poll seems to have 25%-ish, you know, give or take,
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I believe if they took the SATs, they'd get a zero.
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How the hell do you believe Biden in that case?
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It would be the easiest thing to fact-check in the world.
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There's an Iowa poll, so this is just for Iowa,
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but Biden's approval has reached an historic low, 31%.
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Apparently that's lower than Obama or Trump ever got.
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Because I don't think you could ever get to a point
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You know, stock market's, you know, relatively up,
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to somebody that I would not normally compliment.
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And I tell you that I like to do this as a system.
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or at least as unbiased as a human being can be, right?
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is to compliment somebody you typically disagree with,
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And here's your persuasion communication lesson for the day.
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there's an illusion that happens with the presenter.
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Regardless of whether you agree with his opinion.
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Turns out Panama has been warning the U.S. for some time.