Scott Adams talks to a cockatoo about the mask mandate, and why it might not be as bad as you think it is. Plus, a conspiracy theory about the disappearance of the masks on commercial airline flights.
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00:02:06.120Well, the airlines, the CEOs, a bunch of them have asked the government to drop the mask mandate.
00:02:11.520And the only reason they're giving is that there's no reason not to, since people are huddling in bars and restaurants every day.
00:02:27.220And do you know what's the difference between an airplane and a bar and a restaurant?
00:02:32.500An airplane actually has good ventilation, unlike your restaurant and bar.
00:02:37.140So the CEOs have just said, why are we waiting another, what, month or so to drop these mask requirements?
00:02:46.860And I have a hypothesis, which maybe somebody has some data to validate.
00:02:54.360Why would anybody book a trip between now and the time that the masks are non-mandated?
00:03:01.660If you're planning a trip, why in the world would you book a flight in the month before the mask mandate drops, if you have a choice?
00:03:11.920You're going to wait until the mask mandates drop, are you not?
00:03:15.280Now, business people may have less choice, but even they have a lot of flexibility.
00:03:19.280I mean, most people, yeah, most people can move their vacation a week or so, you know, a few weeks.
00:03:24.360So my guess is that the airlines are getting crushed in the current period because everybody's saying, you know, if I just wait three weeks, I don't need a mask or whatever it is.
00:03:36.640Yeah, and I'm seeing in the comments people say they're intentionally waiting for the mask mandate.
00:03:42.560So I think finance, follow the money, guarantees where things are going.
00:03:47.460The airlines will get their mask thing dropped.
00:03:49.820I believe now all 50 states have dropped mask mandates.
00:03:53.160I saw that, but I don't believe that's true.
00:03:56.980Is it true that all state mandates are dropped and all that's left is federal?
00:04:03.060Because I thought that mask transportation was always masked no matter who owns it.
00:06:26.680And you go, that won't work, but you know, if you just made one tweak to it.
00:06:30.720So the problem with their plan is that it's not funded.
00:06:33.900So I propose a new federal tax on gasoline.
00:06:38.980We'll put a new federal tax on top of whatever taxes there are.
00:06:42.360And the new federal tax will fund the stimulus payments that will go to the public to help them buy the gas that was funded by the tax on the gas.