Episode 1751 Scott Adams: All Of The News Is Fake And Racist. Like Usual. Come Have A Sip And Enjoy
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Summary
In this episode, Scott Adams talks about a recent study that says if you have three or more kids, you become mentally less capable later in life. Also, a Russian officer quit in the middle of a major war in Ukraine.
Transcript
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This could be one of the best coffee with Scott Adams of all time, of all time.
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And all you're going to need is a cup or mug or a glass, a tank or a chalice, a canteen jug,
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Okay, I'm really struggling here. I just want to destroy that printer right in front of you.
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Like, I want to so badly. I want to lift it above my head and crash it on the ground on my ceramic floors
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as many times as it takes until I feel better. Is that wrong?
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Well, before I do that, why don't you join me for the simultaneous sip?
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All right, let's put on the microphone for YouTube and fix that problem.
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See, everything's wrong because my printer's not working.
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Honestly, the only reason I'm not destroying that printer in front of you
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Like, I don't want to find all the shards everywhere and try to clean them up.
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It's the only thing keeping me from doing it right now.
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So, let's look at all the things on my phone because I can't print.
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There's a study that says if you have three or more kids,
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it has a negative effect on your late-life cognition
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that you become essentially mentally less capable in your older life
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And tell me, do you think that sounds like a legitimate study?
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the odds are no more than 50% that they even did the math right, right?
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50% chance it's false before you even hear about it
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Does having the children make you mentally less capable
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Or, was your propensity to be less mentally capable
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what caused you to have three or more children?
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why do you say that the correlation works one way?
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is correlated with whatever makes them want to have more kids.
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So, the only story about the Ukraine-Russia war
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that there might be other Russian military people
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because they didn't know what they were getting into.
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And the reporting is that their cell phones were taken away,
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But, to me, the story just looks like propaganda.
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And I think there was the Russians tried to advance somewhere,
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Now, is Mariupol, that part of the war is over,
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Isn't there something terribly missing with this?
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So now, is Kiev, you know, the capital of Ukraine,
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and they're not worried about getting shot down or anything?
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yeah, there'll be continuous skirmishes forever.
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and there'll be plenty of fighting and killing.
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So the reporting would indicate the war's over.
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in terms of wondering if Ukraine will fall to Russia?
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if it turns out that I'm completely wrong about this,
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that you don't think Trump could have solved in 10 minutes?
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that this is the ideal executive order situation,
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Or it looks like anything that's bad for babies
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So now we're all looking at the illegitimate news