Real Coffee with Scott Adams - Episode 1751 Scott Adams： All Of The News Is Fake And Racist. Like Usual. Come Have A Sip And Enjoy

00:00:00.000 This could be one of the best coffee with Scott Adams of all time, of all time.

00:00:07.400 And all you're going to need is a cup or mug or a glass, a tank or a chalice, a canteen jug,

00:00:12.080 a flask, a vessel, if any. All right.

00:00:16.880 Okay, I'm really struggling here. I just want to destroy that printer right in front of you.

00:00:23.380 Like, I want to so badly. I want to lift it above my head and crash it on the ground on my ceramic floors

00:00:31.540 as many times as it takes until I feel better. Is that wrong?

00:00:38.480 Well, before I do that, why don't you join me for the simultaneous sip?

00:00:44.040 It's the thing that feels good.

00:00:49.340 I'm totally off my game because of my printer.

00:00:51.440 All right, take a sip.

00:00:53.380 All right, let's put on the microphone for YouTube and fix that problem.

00:01:09.000 See, everything's wrong because my printer's not working.

00:01:12.360 What a terrible situation it is.

00:01:18.100 Honestly, the only reason I'm not destroying that printer in front of you

00:01:21.120 is that I don't want to sweep it up.

00:01:23.280 It's the only reason.

00:01:25.060 Like, I don't want to find all the shards everywhere and try to clean them up.

00:01:30.160 It's the only thing keeping me from doing it right now.

00:01:33.420 All right.

00:01:33.780 So, let's look at all the things on my phone because I can't print.

00:01:40.920 There's a study that says if you have three or more kids,

00:01:46.360 it has a negative effect on your late-life cognition

00:01:49.520 that you become essentially mentally less capable in your older life

00:01:56.340 if you've had three or more children.

00:01:59.840 What do you think of that study?

00:02:03.020 Let's use your analytical abilities.

00:02:06.840 And tell me, do you think that sounds like a legitimate study?

00:02:09.640 Number one, if there's just one study on it,

00:02:16.900 the odds are no more than 50% that they even did the math right, right?

00:02:23.040 So, if you hear there's a study,

00:02:25.940 50% chance it's false before you even hear about it

00:02:29.160 because that's just the ratio.

00:02:31.320 It can't be reproduced.

00:02:32.520 Now, of the 50% that are true,

00:02:37.400 meaning that it could be reproduced,

00:02:40.000 does it mean they've interpreted it right?

00:02:42.600 Because you can still reproduce the result

00:02:44.760 and interpret it wrong.

00:02:47.560 So, here they found a correlation

00:02:49.020 between having more children

00:02:51.240 and being mentally less capable.

00:02:55.860 Do you think they have the correlation right?

00:02:58.960 Does having the children make you mentally less capable

00:03:01.600 because apparently it shows up later in life?

00:03:04.460 Or, was your propensity to be less mentally capable

00:03:08.540 what caused you to have three or more children?

00:03:12.280 Now, it's not an accusation.

00:03:14.360 I'm just saying.

00:03:16.380 How do they know?

00:03:19.660 When you find a correlation,

00:03:21.320 why do you say that the correlation works one way?

00:03:24.360 What would be the basis for them to determine

00:03:27.320 that the correlation is one direction

00:03:29.000 or the causation is one direction?

00:03:30.560 I don't see that.

00:03:33.120 It seems to me that if you find a correlation,

00:03:35.460 it could go either way.

00:03:37.380 It could be that whatever it is

00:03:39.080 that makes them incapable later in life

00:03:41.060 is correlated with whatever makes them want to have more kids.

00:03:45.740 I'm not saying it is.

00:03:46.980 I'm just saying you can't rule it down.

00:03:49.180 But probably the numbers are all wrong anyway.

00:03:51.640 So, I don't know.

00:03:54.340 We could have ignored this one entirely.

00:03:57.420 But if it's true that the more kids you have,

00:04:00.700 the lower your cognition,

00:04:02.560 the question that I would have to ask is,

00:04:05.860 how many children did Joe Biden father?

00:04:09.700 Because it's looking like dozens.

00:04:12.020 Maybe we don't know about them all.

00:04:13.340 Well, CNN has another propaganda story.

00:04:18.860 So, the only story about the Ukraine-Russia war

00:04:23.100 that I saw at least this morning,

00:04:26.520 so this is the only story,

00:04:28.380 is about this one Russian officer

00:04:30.620 who resigned during the middle of the fight.

00:04:33.540 And then the allegations are

00:04:37.960 that there must be others like it,

00:04:40.260 and, you know, rumors have it

00:04:41.800 that there might be other Russian military people

00:04:44.320 just quitting and not wanting to fight

00:04:46.300 because they didn't know what they were getting into.

00:04:48.420 And the reporting is that their cell phones were taken away,

00:04:51.260 and they didn't even know

00:04:52.360 where they were going to fight or why.

00:04:55.100 Maybe. Could be.

00:04:58.620 But, to me, the story just looks like propaganda.

00:05:01.060 And I think there was the Russians tried to advance somewhere,

00:05:06.100 and the Ukrainian army pushed them back.

00:05:08.740 Is that where we're at?

00:05:11.080 Now, is Mariupol, that part of the war is over,

00:05:16.060 so Russia got Mariupol, and then what?

00:05:18.820 Are they done?

00:05:20.420 There's nobody else fighting?

00:05:22.480 How could you have a major war going on

00:05:25.300 that the United States is involved in,

00:05:27.620 and CNN's only article about it

00:05:29.380 as this one Russian officer allegedly quit

00:05:31.860 in the middle of the fighting?

00:05:34.840 That's it?

00:05:36.060 There's nothing else under attack?

00:05:40.200 What's happening?

00:05:42.180 Isn't there something terribly missing with this?

00:05:45.060 Like, there's a war?

00:05:46.380 So now, is Kiev, you know, the capital of Ukraine,

00:05:51.660 is that, though, totally safe?

00:05:53.660 We can fly our politicians in there,

00:05:55.520 and they're not worried about getting shot down or anything?

00:05:57.740 We could just fly our politicians into Kiev

00:06:00.020 in the middle of the war zone?

00:06:02.040 Did Ukraine kind of win?

00:06:05.280 Is it over?

00:06:06.060 It feels like it's over.

00:06:11.160 Right?

00:06:12.120 Now, when I say over, I mean,

00:06:14.280 yeah, there'll be continuous skirmishes forever.

00:06:17.580 But in terms of there is a war

00:06:19.580 in which Ukraine might be conquered by Russia,

00:06:22.540 I feel like that's over.

00:06:25.260 Tell me I'm wrong.

00:06:26.880 The war in Ukraine is over.

00:06:28.300 I'm going to call it.

00:06:32.080 I'm going to call it now.

00:06:33.900 Now, there'll be negotiations,

00:06:35.840 and there'll be plenty of fighting and killing.

00:06:37.660 But in terms of a major war,

00:06:39.300 I think it's over.

00:06:41.520 Because if Ukraine is not challenged 1.00

00:06:43.820 in terms of their sovereignty,

00:06:45.220 and it doesn't look like they are,

00:06:47.420 I'm being told I'm wrong.

00:06:49.300 But remember, I'm going off the reporting.

00:06:53.380 Just going off the reporting.

00:06:54.760 So the reporting would indicate the war's over.

00:06:59.660 It's not saying that.

00:07:01.360 But it's indicating it by not covering it.

00:07:03.880 And the one thing they covered

00:07:04.920 didn't have much to do with fighting.

00:07:07.320 It had to do with quitting fighting.

00:07:10.900 So what exactly is going on?

00:07:13.180 What do you think?

00:07:14.780 Do you think the war is effectively over

00:07:16.920 in terms of wondering if Ukraine will fall to Russia?

00:07:21.020 It's done, right?

00:07:22.900 Am I wrong?

00:07:23.780 Well, the war is over.

00:07:27.720 Not the skirmishes,

00:07:29.320 and not the dying and the shooting and stuff,

00:07:31.040 but the war looks like it's over.

00:07:34.760 I don't know.

00:07:37.020 And again,

00:07:38.200 if it turns out that I'm completely wrong about this,

00:07:41.200 remember, I'm just basing it on the fact

00:07:42.880 that the coverage of the war

00:07:44.120 is treating it like it's over.

00:07:46.440 I'm only going off of that.

00:07:48.260 I'm not there.

00:07:49.840 So if it turns out I'm completely wrong

00:07:51.700 about what's going on,

00:07:53.220 of course.

00:07:54.500 Of course, I'm wrong.

00:07:58.280 All right.

00:08:00.520 So we're still having major trouble

00:08:02.880 getting baby formula in this country,

00:08:04.780 the only country in the world

00:08:05.860 that can't find baby formula, 1.00

00:08:07.280 or at least industrialized country.

00:08:08.940 And is there anything about this question,

00:08:14.500 the baby formula problem,

00:08:16.840 that you don't think Trump could have solved in 10 minutes?

00:08:20.760 I mean, actually 10 minutes.

00:08:22.620 Like, literally 10 minutes.

00:08:25.740 Am I wrong?

00:08:26.660 Because it seems to me

00:08:28.320 that this is the ideal executive order situation,

00:08:35.020 isn't it?

00:08:36.020 It's an emergency.

00:08:37.880 There's a bunch of rules

00:08:39.300 that prevent, I don't know,

00:08:40.560 importing or labeling or something.

00:08:43.360 It's a bunch of red tape.

00:08:45.220 It's not really a safety question.

00:08:48.440 The safety question would be

00:08:49.840 if you don't do anything.

00:08:51.320 I mean, that's the unsafe part.

00:08:52.500 Or it's not terribly safe

00:08:54.020 to bring in some baby formula

00:08:56.860 from other countries

00:08:57.780 where they've been using it for decades.

00:09:01.620 How in the world

00:09:02.660 would Trump not solve that in 10 minutes?

00:09:05.360 I mean, actually 10 minutes.

00:09:07.680 Because he'd say, what's the problem?

00:09:09.260 They'd say, oh, there's this red tape.

00:09:11.260 Or we can't buy it from these countries

00:09:13.000 for these reasons.

00:09:13.840 And he'd say, okay,

00:09:15.100 write me up an executive order

00:09:16.600 and I'll change that.

00:09:18.140 Would it be safe?

00:09:19.820 And they'd say, yeah, it would be safe.

00:09:23.500 We're not saying it's unsafe.

00:09:25.520 We're just saying the rules are in the way.

00:09:27.620 And then he'd say, okay,

00:09:28.760 we'll make those rules go away temporarily.

00:09:31.080 And then it would be done.

00:09:32.520 Am I wrong?

00:09:34.100 Is there something major

00:09:35.240 about the story I'm completely missing?

00:09:39.520 It's protectionism, yeah.

00:09:41.280 But all of those things just go away

00:09:42.920 if it's an emergency

00:09:43.840 and you've got an executive order.

00:09:46.960 I'm looking for some pushback,

00:09:48.420 but I think I'm right, right?

00:09:50.720 It almost looks like anybody

00:09:52.140 could have solved it except Joe Biden.

00:09:55.280 Anybody.

00:09:56.760 Yeah, and I'm not saying, you know,

00:09:58.200 Trump is a god,

00:09:59.140 so he's the only one who could have done it.

00:10:00.280 I could have done it.

00:10:02.080 If you put me in the job,

00:10:03.420 I think I could have solved it in 10 minutes.

00:10:05.880 Tell me what the red tape is.

00:10:07.500 Give me an executive order.

00:10:08.740 Okay, what's my next problem?

00:10:10.420 Can I explain why the Biden administration

00:10:17.840 didn't do it?

00:10:18.520 I can't.

00:10:19.680 Neither can the news.

00:10:21.520 Have you seen any stories in the news

00:10:23.020 that tell you why the Biden administration

00:10:24.520 couldn't get this figured out?

00:10:26.900 I haven't.

00:10:28.440 It just looks like

00:10:29.500 they just weren't trying or something.

00:10:33.500 Or it looks like anything that's bad for babies

00:10:36.260 is good for Democrats.

00:10:37.440 Let's see.

00:10:40.600 Letting children decide their gender identity 0.99

00:10:45.220 before their brains are developed.

00:10:47.700 Probably bad for babies. 0.99

00:10:49.880 Abortion? 0.89

00:10:50.540 Well, that depends on what you define

00:10:52.380 as a life or a baby,

00:10:53.680 but it's certainly not good for babies.

00:10:59.640 Let's see.

00:11:00.580 The teachers' unions?

00:11:02.720 Bad for children.

00:11:03.680 Is there anything, anything at all

00:11:07.960 that's happening that's good for children

00:11:11.000 that Democrats are doing?

00:11:13.860 Nothing, right?

00:11:15.600 It feels like Biden is bad for babies.

00:11:19.780 Biden, bad for babies. 0.99

00:11:22.740 So now we're all looking at the illegitimate news

00:11:26.300 and how they're covering the story

00:11:28.200 that Hillary Clinton was in fact

00:11:30.140 behind approving the scam

00:11:33.160 or hoax of the illusion

00:11:35.440 or the Russia collusion hoax.

00:11:38.820 Literally, Hillary Clinton,

00:11:41.240 now we know for sure,

00:11:43.420 approved a disinformation program,

00:11:46.980 the worst probably disinformation thing

00:11:48.920 that's ever happened in the country.

00:11:50.800 And as R.E. Fleischer points out

00:11:52.540 how the Washington Post handles it,

00:11:54.600 he says,

00:11:56.040 in a 33-paragraph story,

00:11:58.720 the Washington Post buries

00:12:00.040 in the 27th paragraph,

00:12:02.220 as kind of an ordinary thing,

00:12:04.320 that Hillary approved the dissemination

00:12:06.180 of a dirty trick attack

00:12:07.420 to peddle to the press

00:12:08.920 phony collusion info versus Trump.

00:12:11.620 This should be a feeding frenzy. 0.76

00:12:15.980 Imagine if it were the other way around.

00:12:17.940 I mean, the top story

00:12:20.940 is that Trump told people

00:12:23.620 to protest peacefully,

00:12:25.440 but things got out of control.

00:12:29.340 Like, literally, that's what happened.

00:12:31.540 Trump told them to protest peacefully,

00:12:34.580 but they didn't.

00:12:37.400 And then there was also

00:12:38.460 all of the different things

00:12:39.700 that people talked about in the White House

00:12:41.780 but did not implement.

00:12:44.480 In other words,

00:12:44.940 they considered a bunch of things

00:12:46.300 to delay the vote

00:12:48.080 or change the vote

00:12:48.960 and didn't implement them.

00:12:51.580 So you've got one person

00:12:52.920 who implemented the worst hoax

00:12:55.760 that changed probably

00:12:56.720 the course of civilization.

00:13:01.320 And that's just like a story

00:13:03.200 that they put in the middle

00:13:04.080 of a larger story.

00:13:06.940 Meanwhile,

00:13:07.920 Trump basically says,

00:13:11.140 stay peaceful,

00:13:11.800 and some people don't,

00:13:12.800 and then that's an insurrection.

00:13:16.300 Oh, well.

00:13:18.800 All right.

00:13:20.720 The most disgusting thing

00:13:22.480 of the morning

00:13:23.020 is a CNN editorial

00:13:24.720 by a gentleman named Keith McGee,

00:13:28.200 who, based on his description

00:13:30.220 and bio and picture,

00:13:32.040 seems to be an African-American man.

00:13:34.980 And he writes about

00:13:38.140 the white mass shooter in Buffalo,

00:13:40.980 but he's talking about

00:13:42.480 white teens in general.

00:13:43.580 And he writes an article

00:13:46.020 which is nothing but super racist.

00:13:50.060 So let me say it as clearly

00:13:51.400 as I can.

00:13:53.380 It's an article that,

00:13:54.760 in my opinion,

00:13:56.320 and lots of people

00:13:57.060 who saw me tweet about it,

00:13:58.560 would say this is clearly

00:13:59.760 just absolutely

00:14:00.960 disgustingly racist.

00:14:04.140 Super racist.

00:14:05.520 Well, here's some of the things

00:14:06.440 he said.

00:14:07.420 So it's part of the larger article,

00:14:08.780 but he said,

00:14:09.840 because you are male,

00:14:11.320 that's also

00:14:12.100 misendry.

00:14:16.040 We've got some of that

00:14:16.880 in there, too.

00:14:18.360 Because you are male,

00:14:19.500 you were born a winner

00:14:20.340 of the patriarchal jackpot.

00:14:22.720 You are more likely

00:14:23.840 to rise to the top

00:14:24.980 of the career ladder

00:14:25.700 and will be better paid

00:14:27.180 on your way up.

00:14:30.080 No, you won't.

00:14:32.340 That's not even true

00:14:33.440 in 2022.

00:14:35.200 That's literally,

00:14:36.400 the data says the opposite.

00:14:38.460 That if you were

00:14:39.300 black and female, 0.58

00:14:40.620 you have the best chance

00:14:41.640 of the getting into college,

00:14:44.180 getting the first job offer,

00:14:46.020 getting a bigger initial salary.

00:14:48.420 All of that's true.

00:14:49.660 This is literally

00:14:50.340 the opposite of current data.

00:14:52.800 Now, this was true.

00:14:54.900 It was true. 0.75

00:14:56.620 But it's not true today.

00:14:58.440 It's exactly the opposite.

00:15:02.240 And this is his job.

00:15:03.720 His job is apparently

00:15:04.820 to write about this stuff

00:15:05.840 and he doesn't know that.

00:15:08.320 Basically,

00:15:08.940 the most basic piece of data

00:15:10.220 on this whole topic.

00:15:11.440 He doesn't know that.

00:15:12.560 Really?

00:15:15.080 And then he says,

00:15:16.240 if you're male,

00:15:18.440 the state will not attempt

00:15:19.600 to dictate what you can

00:15:21.160 and cannot do

00:15:21.800 with your own body.

00:15:24.380 What?

00:15:25.980 That's all the state does.

00:15:28.240 The state doesn't do anything

00:15:29.460 but tell me what to do

00:15:30.520 with my fucking body. 0.98

00:15:31.660 Do you know

00:15:32.660 what the state

00:15:33.080 doesn't tell me

00:15:33.840 what to do with?

00:15:34.860 My thoughts.

00:15:36.280 I mean, they try.

00:15:37.720 But it's not,

00:15:38.420 you know,

00:15:39.040 it's not official

00:15:39.780 constitutional policy.

00:15:41.620 You fucking asshole.

00:15:42.980 All the state does

00:15:44.140 is tell me

00:15:44.580 what I can do

00:15:45.140 with my body.

00:15:46.160 That's all

00:15:46.900 they fucking do.

00:15:50.020 That's what

00:15:50.640 the government does.

00:15:51.920 They tell you

00:15:52.700 what to do

00:15:53.400 with your fucking body. 0.99

00:15:55.740 Right?

00:15:56.540 That's it.

00:15:57.120 I mean,

00:15:59.600 seriously.

00:16:00.500 They tell you

00:16:01.200 what drugs

00:16:01.700 you can put in it.

00:16:03.040 They tell you

00:16:03.540 where it can be

00:16:04.220 and where it can't be.

00:16:05.800 They tell you

00:16:06.300 what your arms and legs

00:16:07.640 can and cannot do.

00:16:09.320 They can't hit other people.

00:16:10.580 They can't pick

00:16:11.100 people's items

00:16:12.000 off a shelf

00:16:12.620 and walk away with it.

00:16:14.720 Everything,

00:16:15.540 everything

00:16:15.920 that the government do

00:16:17.400 is telling you

00:16:18.240 what you can do

00:16:18.760 with your fucking body. 0.99

00:16:20.780 Now,

00:16:21.040 I get that the

00:16:21.900 abortion thing

00:16:22.660 doesn't apply to men

00:16:23.600 as much,

00:16:25.240 but I guess

00:16:25.940 it does now.

00:16:28.600 But how can you

00:16:29.440 be so wrong

00:16:30.000 about everything?

00:16:31.500 I guess that's

00:16:32.080 what gets you

00:16:32.980 a CNN editorial page.

00:16:37.140 Secondly,

00:16:37.920 and I don't know

00:16:38.940 if I've been

00:16:39.380 canceled yet,

00:16:40.820 but if you're

00:16:41.600 talking about

00:16:42.040 an abortion

00:16:42.480 and the accusation

00:16:44.640 here would be

00:16:45.040 that the state

00:16:45.760 is telling women 0.97

00:16:47.540 what to do

00:16:48.060 with their body

00:16:48.620 in terms of abortion,

00:16:50.200 whereas that's not

00:16:51.300 something that happens

00:16:51.940 to men.

00:16:52.960 To which I say,

00:16:54.860 fuck,

00:16:55.240 you,

00:16:55.640 it's not the

00:16:56.240 government

00:16:56.540 telling you

00:16:57.020 what to do

00:16:57.380 with your body

00:16:57.880 in that case.

00:16:59.880 In that specific case,

00:17:02.180 that's women 1.00

00:17:02.740 telling women

00:17:03.400 what to do

00:17:03.860 with their bodies.

00:17:05.260 Now,

00:17:05.720 I'm going to get

00:17:06.240 canceled for this

00:17:06.940 probably,

00:17:07.980 but here's my

00:17:08.620 opinion on abortion.

00:17:10.260 If women 0.99

00:17:11.020 wanted the rule

00:17:11.900 to be one way

00:17:12.660 or the other,

00:17:13.260 that would be

00:17:13.600 the end

00:17:14.060 of the conversation.

00:17:15.720 If 80%

00:17:16.640 of women

00:17:17.040 wanted,

00:17:17.740 you know,

00:17:18.840 no abortion,

00:17:20.120 that's the way

00:17:20.620 it would be.

00:17:21.360 If 80%

00:17:22.300 of women

00:17:22.760 wanted abortion 0.99

00:17:24.440 to be limited,

00:17:25.100 or not limited,

00:17:26.520 that's the way

00:17:27.100 it would be.

00:17:28.580 This is a decision

00:17:30.360 solely and completely

00:17:31.760 made by women 1.00

00:17:32.600 that is processed

00:17:34.120 through the government,

00:17:35.320 but the government

00:17:36.160 is just laundering

00:17:37.020 the opinion of women.

00:17:38.500 This is women's 1.00

00:17:39.460 fucking opinion.

00:17:40.260 It's the only way

00:17:41.140 that abortion laws 0.65

00:17:42.160 are created,

00:17:42.980 by women,

00:17:43.920 for women.

00:17:45.280 Men just sort of 0.92

00:17:46.200 watch,

00:17:47.560 right?

00:17:48.080 We don't have

00:17:50.560 anything to do

00:17:51.200 with it.

00:17:52.400 We're literally

00:17:53.440 LARPers 1.00

00:17:55.060 or pretenders.

00:17:56.980 Every man

00:17:57.600 who pretends

00:17:58.240 to have an opinion

00:17:58.840 on abortion

00:17:59.500 is just wrong.

00:18:01.100 The Supreme Court

00:18:01.940 wouldn't do

00:18:02.400 anything that

00:18:03.240 was against

00:18:04.520 80% of women.

00:18:06.360 If 80% of women 0.94

00:18:07.620 want abortion laws 0.99

00:18:08.580 any way they want

00:18:09.780 them,

00:18:10.600 they're going

00:18:10.960 to have it.

00:18:12.220 So don't pretend

00:18:13.140 the government

00:18:13.780 is making women 1.00

00:18:15.380 do shit.

00:18:16.440 It's women. 1.00

00:18:17.680 It's women. 1.00

00:18:18.780 Women are making 1.00

00:18:19.620 women act 0.98

00:18:20.140 the way women act. 1.00

00:18:21.120 Period.

00:18:22.260 Now,

00:18:22.700 that wasn't

00:18:23.200 always the case.

00:18:24.820 That was not

00:18:25.440 always the case.

00:18:27.360 Definitely it was

00:18:28.220 true that at

00:18:29.740 some time in our

00:18:30.900 history,

00:18:31.500 most of it really,

00:18:32.840 that men were

00:18:33.400 in charge and men

00:18:34.140 were making the

00:18:34.740 decisions and it

00:18:35.520 was up to men.

00:18:37.080 I would say that

00:18:37.840 that's a good

00:18:38.520 historical summary,

00:18:40.700 but it doesn't

00:18:41.540 describe 2022.

00:18:44.140 You tell me,

00:18:44.800 is there even

00:18:45.580 one person here

00:18:46.520 who thinks

00:18:47.080 that if women 1.00

00:18:48.400 by, let's say,

00:18:49.100 an 80% majority

00:18:50.160 wanted abortion 0.99

00:18:52.380 laws to be

00:18:52.940 anything,

00:18:53.500 whatever it is

00:18:54.240 they decided,

00:18:55.380 do you think

00:18:55.880 that it wouldn't

00:18:56.360 go that way?

00:18:57.480 You think the

00:18:58.020 Supreme Court

00:18:58.700 is going to go

00:18:59.140 against 80%

00:18:59.960 of women?

00:19:00.520 No.

00:19:01.520 No, they will

00:19:02.100 not.

00:19:03.440 No.

00:19:04.140 Do you think

00:19:04.560 Congress is going

00:19:05.340 to go against

00:19:05.760 80% of women? 1.00

00:19:06.740 No.

00:19:07.740 No.

00:19:08.380 They will not.

00:19:09.680 No way that

00:19:10.540 will ever happen.

00:19:11.960 All of the power

00:19:12.800 resides with women

00:19:13.780 on the question

00:19:14.860 of abortion.

00:19:16.060 All of it.

00:19:17.360 If they can't

00:19:18.320 decide, don't say

00:19:19.800 it's the fucking 0.89

00:19:20.440 guys.

00:19:21.860 It's not the

00:19:22.360 fucking men.

00:19:23.860 It's not us.

00:19:25.500 You tell us what

00:19:26.440 you fucking want 0.58

00:19:27.460 and we'll give it

00:19:28.060 to you.

00:19:29.440 Welcome to the

00:19:30.340 real fucking

00:19:31.000 world.

00:19:32.140 You tell men 0.98

00:19:32.860 what you want.

00:19:34.100 Make up your

00:19:34.740 mind.

00:19:35.640 Just be on the

00:19:36.140 same side.

00:19:36.760 80% is all I

00:19:37.800 ask.

00:19:38.440 Just be on the

00:19:39.040 same side.

00:19:39.960 We'll give you

00:19:40.440 any fucking thing

00:19:41.160 you want.

00:19:42.520 Stop blaming us.

00:19:44.500 Stop blaming us

00:19:45.660 for your fucking 0.99

00:19:46.520 problem.

00:19:48.180 Now it was our

00:19:49.220 problem, ours

00:19:50.200 meaning men,

00:19:51.020 right?

00:19:51.580 It was our

00:19:52.280 problem, historically.

00:19:54.840 It's not now.

00:19:56.180 Stop blaming us.

00:19:58.120 Just take the

00:19:58.860 power that you

00:19:59.360 have and make

00:20:00.080 up a decision

00:20:00.600 and tell us

00:20:01.160 what you want

00:20:01.720 and we'll give

00:20:02.600 it to you.

00:20:03.560 Oh, we'll

00:20:03.980 complain and we'll

00:20:04.920 say you shouldn't

00:20:05.420 have been the

00:20:05.700 other way, but

00:20:06.100 we'll give it to

00:20:06.660 you.

00:20:07.120 You're still

00:20:07.620 going to get

00:20:08.060 it.

00:20:10.360 Jesus.

00:20:11.800 So not the

00:20:12.660 government's

00:20:13.140 problem.

00:20:13.780 He says if

00:20:19.280 you're on top

00:20:20.380 of that, says

00:20:22.660 Keith McKee, on

00:20:26.780 top of that,

00:20:27.280 because you

00:20:27.740 are white and

00:20:28.840 you live in a

00:20:29.400 country that is

00:20:30.080 structurally racist,

00:20:31.500 you enjoy a huge

00:20:32.620 privilege that your

00:20:33.560 skin color gives

00:20:34.380 you.

00:20:35.660 What would be an

00:20:36.400 example of that?

00:20:37.080 can somebody give

00:20:40.440 me an example of

00:20:41.240 my huge privilege

00:20:42.160 that my white

00:20:43.680 skin is giving

00:20:44.360 me?

00:20:46.320 What would be

00:20:47.140 some examples?

00:20:48.880 Please?

00:20:49.640 Anybody?

00:20:51.380 Some examples.

00:20:53.780 There are no

00:20:54.580 fucking examples. 0.50

00:20:57.460 None.

00:20:58.900 Now let's see if

00:20:59.520 you can do it the

00:20:59.980 other way.

00:21:00.320 Are there any

00:21:00.900 examples where

00:21:01.880 being black in 0.86

00:21:04.860 America would give

00:21:05.780 you some

00:21:06.140 advantages?

00:21:08.140 Anything?

00:21:09.600 Well, you would

00:21:10.640 get into college

00:21:11.620 more easily with

00:21:12.560 the same grades,

00:21:14.340 and you would get

00:21:14.820 funded.

00:21:16.220 You would get

00:21:16.960 hired more easily,

00:21:18.120 by far, at least

00:21:19.820 by the larger

00:21:20.580 corporations who

00:21:21.380 have to have

00:21:22.100 diversity.

00:21:23.520 It's not even

00:21:24.120 close.

00:21:25.560 In 2022, white 0.95

00:21:27.240 people don't have

00:21:27.920 anywhere near the

00:21:28.780 rights or privileges

00:21:30.460 of black people.

00:21:31.360 It's not even

00:21:31.900 close.

00:21:33.280 And I am

00:21:33.880 completely insulted

00:21:34.760 that you would

00:21:35.260 even say this out

00:21:36.060 loud and pretend

00:21:37.540 as if you're not

00:21:39.400 fucking me while 0.97

00:21:40.620 telling me I'm in

00:21:42.060 charge.

00:21:42.820 Because you are.

00:21:44.300 You're fucking me

00:21:45.200 and telling me I'm

00:21:45.820 in charge at the

00:21:46.460 same time.

00:21:47.320 Just do one or the

00:21:48.040 other.

00:21:48.720 Either treat me as a

00:21:49.820 second-class citizen

00:21:50.720 and fuck me. 1.00

00:21:52.140 At least it makes

00:21:52.760 sense.

00:21:53.580 But don't tell me I'm

00:21:54.400 in charge while you're

00:21:55.240 fucking me. 0.98

00:21:56.580 All right?

00:21:57.060 Make up your mind.

00:21:57.840 Then he goes on,

00:22:02.320 if you have the

00:22:02.740 added bonus of

00:22:03.560 being, let's see,

00:22:05.080 oh, it was even

00:22:05.600 worse.

00:22:05.980 He goes, no one

00:22:06.980 will try to, if

00:22:07.700 you're white, I

00:22:08.860 guess, no one will

00:22:10.120 try to rob you of

00:22:11.280 your right to vote.

00:22:14.520 Really?

00:22:15.920 If you're white, no 1.00

00:22:17.360 one will rob you of

00:22:18.400 your right to vote?

00:22:21.100 Hmm.

00:22:21.800 Have you seen the

00:22:22.760 video of the

00:22:25.500 alleged mule who

00:22:26.940 was stuffing

00:22:27.700 ballot boxes

00:22:28.760 with, I guess,

00:22:30.480 on several

00:22:30.900 different trips,

00:22:32.440 different ballots?

00:22:34.800 Now, if that

00:22:36.120 really is happening

00:22:36.940 in any widespread

00:22:37.640 way, and if the

00:22:39.300 allegations of a

00:22:41.600 lot of people,

00:22:43.520 you know, I would

00:22:44.020 say these are

00:22:44.500 definitely unproven

00:22:45.460 allegations, but if

00:22:47.020 the allegations about

00:22:47.920 the impropriety of

00:22:48.960 the 2020 election

00:22:51.080 were true, I think

00:22:52.760 that would be an

00:22:53.500 example of somebody

00:22:54.280 robbing you of your

00:22:55.680 right to vote.

00:22:56.320 vote, he hasn't

00:22:57.560 heard of that

00:22:58.020 situation, I guess.

00:22:59.820 But I would say

00:23:00.500 there's at least

00:23:01.380 strong, what do

00:23:05.000 you call it,

00:23:06.660 circumstantial evidence

00:23:08.220 that white people 0.52

00:23:10.900 were definitely

00:23:11.940 robbed of their

00:23:12.680 right to vote in

00:23:14.000 2020.

00:23:15.520 It looks like it.

00:23:17.160 Now, I don't say

00:23:18.680 that it's proven, no

00:23:19.980 court has proven it,

00:23:21.120 I haven't seen

00:23:22.180 anything that would

00:23:22.740 look like proof.

00:23:24.500 But that's a pretty

00:23:25.680 ballsy thing to say

00:23:26.740 that it hasn't

00:23:27.360 happened, because you

00:23:28.060 can't prove it didn't

00:23:28.780 happen.

00:23:29.860 You can't prove it

00:23:30.360 did happen, at least

00:23:31.420 at the moment.

00:23:34.820 He said, you don't

00:23:35.760 need to be terrified

00:23:37.780 of law enforcement

00:23:38.760 officers.

00:23:39.380 You know, how much

00:23:46.480 of that is my

00:23:47.060 fault?

00:23:49.800 You know, do

00:23:50.920 Asian Americans, are

00:23:52.640 they terrified of

00:23:53.800 law enforcement?

00:23:57.100 If you go into an

00:23:59.400 Asian American

00:24:01.060 community, are they

00:24:02.860 all, oh, no, the

00:24:03.860 cops are here, we're

00:24:04.760 all in trouble, they're

00:24:05.660 going to beat us up?

00:24:06.420 Let's stop pretending

00:24:08.720 that everybody acts

00:24:09.560 the same, can we?

00:24:11.700 Are we adult enough

00:24:12.620 to say, people act

00:24:14.280 differently, different

00:24:16.080 cultures, different

00:24:17.620 ages, different

00:24:19.340 everything?

00:24:20.280 Like, any subgroup

00:24:21.420 in America would have

00:24:22.960 a pretty distinct way

00:24:24.020 of acting.

00:24:25.780 And it's not even

00:24:26.560 just race, it's not 0.98

00:24:27.620 even just gender.

00:24:28.940 You could find lots

00:24:29.980 of distinct groups

00:24:31.800 that would act

00:24:32.380 differently in

00:24:32.980 different situations.

00:24:34.600 So why do we act

00:24:35.380 like they would all

00:24:36.020 be treated the same

00:24:36.860 if they're going to

00:24:37.360 act differently?

00:24:38.840 It's ridiculous.

00:24:40.180 Let's grow up.

00:24:41.700 Let's grow up and be

00:24:42.860 honest that if people

00:24:43.700 act differently, they

00:24:44.500 get treated differently.

00:24:45.940 Every time, all the

00:24:47.180 time, everywhere, in

00:24:49.400 every case, no

00:24:50.980 exceptions.

00:24:52.540 So if we can't even

00:24:53.780 be adult enough to

00:24:54.680 say, do they all act

00:24:56.140 the same?

00:24:57.440 Because, yes, they're

00:24:58.300 being treated

00:24:58.740 differently.

00:24:59.700 You know, I'm

00:25:00.180 willing to accept

00:25:00.920 that, that they're

00:25:02.200 being treated

00:25:02.660 differently.

00:25:03.060 But you've got to

00:25:04.400 act the same if

00:25:05.520 you're going to

00:25:05.740 make that argument.

00:25:07.680 All right.

00:25:08.360 And I don't know

00:25:09.000 if they are.

00:25:09.600 I'm not even saying

00:25:10.360 they're not.

00:25:10.820 I'm just saying that

00:25:11.460 if you can't control

00:25:12.740 for that variable,

00:25:13.600 this is a ridiculous

00:25:14.380 argument.

00:25:18.280 Apparently, if you're

00:25:19.720 white, according to

00:25:20.940 this fellow, you'll

00:25:23.040 benefit from better

00:25:24.060 education, health

00:25:24.920 care, job

00:25:25.580 opportunities, and

00:25:26.420 finances.

00:25:27.620 Will you?

00:25:28.080 Will you?

00:25:32.420 It seems to me that

00:25:33.480 that's more about

00:25:34.060 money, isn't it?

00:25:36.320 It seems to me that

00:25:37.420 every black person

00:25:38.380 born with money, or

00:25:40.580 who goes to school

00:25:41.820 and does well and,

00:25:42.840 you know, gets

00:25:44.040 money, don't you

00:25:45.100 think every one of

00:25:46.160 them will have a

00:25:47.340 good education,

00:25:48.200 health care, job

00:25:48.960 opportunities, and

00:25:49.720 finances?

00:25:51.020 As long as they

00:25:51.740 have money.

00:25:53.140 So he's pretending

00:25:54.040 that this isn't about

00:25:54.940 money, which of

00:25:56.300 course it is.

00:25:58.080 Would you rather

00:26:00.240 be a child of a 0.81

00:26:03.440 wealthy black 0.92

00:26:04.120 family, or the

00:26:05.780 child of a poor

00:26:06.680 white family? 0.62

00:26:07.980 Which one of them

00:26:08.700 is going to have

00:26:09.420 better education,

00:26:10.700 health care, job

00:26:11.420 opportunities, and

00:26:12.200 finances?

00:26:13.380 Well, 100% of the

00:26:14.480 time, it's going to

00:26:15.080 be the wealthier

00:26:16.200 black family would

00:26:16.920 have all of that

00:26:17.540 stuff, and the

00:26:18.920 poor white family 0.57

00:26:19.620 would not.

00:26:20.660 So what does the

00:26:21.580 race have to do 0.96

00:26:22.180 with it?

00:26:24.300 Now, I get, you

00:26:25.360 know, how we got

00:26:25.920 here.

00:26:26.180 That's a separate

00:26:26.940 conversation.

00:26:29.080 If you have the

00:26:29.860 added bonus of

00:26:30.640 being Christian, he

00:26:31.480 goes on, heterosexual, 0.83

00:26:33.420 cisgender, and

00:26:34.360 able-bodied, then you

00:26:36.060 might, well, never

00:26:37.220 know firsthand how

00:26:38.260 it feels to be

00:26:38.940 stigmatized, marginalized,

00:26:41.000 or hated because of

00:26:41.900 some aspect of

00:26:42.840 yourself over which

00:26:44.300 you have absolutely

00:26:45.000 no control.

00:26:46.420 That makes you very

00:26:47.200 lucky indeed.

00:26:48.860 Well, who are the

00:26:49.480 lucky people?

00:26:51.060 Because I'm an, I

00:26:52.600 happen to be an

00:26:53.300 able-bodied adult

00:26:55.060 white male

00:26:55.980 heterosexual,

00:26:57.740 cisgender, and

00:27:00.080 every day I wake

00:27:01.660 up, I'm being

00:27:03.280 attacked for those

00:27:04.260 things.

00:27:05.440 Every day.

00:27:06.800 On social media,

00:27:07.740 every day, somebody's

00:27:08.820 attacking me for being

00:27:10.740 white or male.

00:27:13.360 Every day.

00:27:14.920 So, do you not know

00:27:16.920 this?

00:27:18.240 Does this guy not

00:27:19.400 know that being a

00:27:20.920 white male is, it 0.92

00:27:22.320 puts a target on

00:27:23.360 your back in

00:27:24.920 2022?

00:27:26.260 How do you not

00:27:26.900 know that?

00:27:30.460 All right.

00:27:34.800 And then he goes

00:27:35.740 on and he finishes

00:27:36.660 up by saying this.

00:27:38.380 He says, I cherish

00:27:39.380 my ethnicity,

00:27:41.000 which feels racist

00:27:43.780 to me.

00:27:45.860 If you cherish

00:27:46.940 your ethnicity,

00:27:49.080 that just sounds

00:27:50.120 racist to me.

00:27:50.860 Why would you

00:27:52.300 cherish it?

00:27:54.340 I could see why

00:27:55.320 you would not have

00:27:56.200 a bad feeling

00:27:56.900 about it, and

00:27:57.940 that would be

00:27:58.280 good.

00:27:59.400 Why should you

00:27:59.960 have a bad

00:28:00.380 feeling about it?

00:28:01.020 You shouldn't.

00:28:02.280 But why would

00:28:02.800 you cherish it?

00:28:04.960 Cherishing it

00:28:05.700 says it has

00:28:07.000 value, right?

00:28:08.380 If you think

00:28:09.140 your ethnicity

00:28:09.680 has value, you

00:28:10.600 are a racist. 0.85

00:28:12.080 Because it

00:28:12.640 doesn't.

00:28:14.300 Why would you

00:28:15.000 cherish it?

00:28:16.560 I mean, that's

00:28:17.260 just such a red

00:28:17.920 flag.

00:28:18.940 I don't cherish

00:28:19.960 my whiteness.

00:28:21.820 Does anybody

00:28:22.580 cherish their

00:28:23.440 whiteness?

00:28:25.000 Like, why?

00:28:26.240 Like, I didn't

00:28:26.720 pick it, I

00:28:27.420 didn't work for

00:28:28.120 it, it didn't,

00:28:30.160 you know, other

00:28:30.720 white people's 0.54

00:28:31.720 accomplishments, I

00:28:33.120 didn't get to get

00:28:33.840 the money from

00:28:34.380 that directly,

00:28:35.180 anyway.

00:28:35.640 Indirectly, I

00:28:36.220 guess I did.

00:28:39.160 All right.

00:28:40.340 So then he

00:28:41.360 says, I cherish

00:28:43.000 my ethnicity while

00:28:43.900 gladly celebrating

00:28:44.720 yours and would

00:28:45.600 ask you to do

00:28:46.360 the same for me.

00:28:47.800 No, I won't do

00:28:48.880 that.

00:28:49.540 I will not

00:28:50.260 cherish my

00:28:50.940 ethnicity and I

00:28:52.240 will not cherish

00:28:52.880 yours and I

00:28:53.920 won't even respect

00:28:54.600 you for doing it.

00:28:55.840 I have no respect

00:28:56.660 for anybody who

00:28:57.360 cherishes their

00:28:58.160 ethnicity.

00:28:59.180 None.

00:29:00.420 I wouldn't

00:29:00.980 respect myself for

00:29:01.940 doing it.

00:29:03.840 And I think he's

00:29:04.740 in exactly the

00:29:05.620 wrong direction.

00:29:06.960 We should,

00:29:07.720 nobody should

00:29:08.540 cherish their

00:29:09.220 ethnicity.

00:29:10.440 That's the source

00:29:11.380 of the whole

00:29:11.760 problem.

00:29:12.160 stop cherishing

00:29:15.340 your ethnicity.

00:29:17.320 How about

00:29:18.000 cherishing yourself

00:29:18.920 or your family?

00:29:21.500 How about

00:29:21.800 cherish your

00:29:22.340 friends?

00:29:23.840 Cherish people. 1.00

00:29:24.900 Cherish babies.

00:29:26.380 There's lots of

00:29:27.000 stuff to cherish.

00:29:27.920 Cherish your

00:29:28.220 country.

00:29:29.820 Cherish your

00:29:30.200 town.

00:29:32.060 Cherish anything

00:29:32.860 except your

00:29:33.400 ethnicity.

00:29:34.020 It's like the

00:29:34.460 worst thing you

00:29:35.000 could cherish.

00:29:36.960 All right.

00:29:37.580 Then he says,

00:29:39.080 however, this is

00:29:39.960 the weirdest part,

00:29:40.660 however, we must

00:29:41.540 deny the

00:29:42.820 existence of

00:29:43.660 race, for it

00:29:45.660 makes victims of

00:29:46.640 us both.

00:29:47.240 We must deny

00:29:47.980 the existence of

00:29:48.900 race, meaning he

00:29:50.260 thinks race is

00:29:50.900 somewhat of a

00:29:51.580 cultural thing,

00:29:54.440 societal thing.

00:29:56.680 He writes the

00:29:57.600 whole article about

00:29:59.000 concentrating deeply

00:30:02.120 on race and

00:30:03.500 then tells us we

00:30:04.380 should deny the

00:30:05.460 existence of it.

00:30:06.520 It doesn't even

00:30:06.940 make any sense.

00:30:08.200 And this guy gets

00:30:08.840 an article on

00:30:11.120 CNN.

00:30:13.280 So that was

00:30:14.220 just like super,

00:30:15.160 super racist and 0.59

00:30:16.360 anti-male.

00:30:17.820 And apparently

00:30:19.820 there's no problem

00:30:20.680 getting that sort of

00:30:21.340 thing published.

00:30:23.480 All right.

00:30:24.580 I've ranted enough

00:30:25.340 on that.

00:30:25.700 I feel like it's not

00:30:30.660 very newsy day.

00:30:32.620 You know, if Elon

00:30:33.300 Musk isn't doing

00:30:34.120 something today,

00:30:35.400 it's just not

00:30:36.360 newsy.

00:30:37.280 Now, what do you

00:30:37.900 think of the fact

00:30:38.540 that as soon as

00:30:39.580 Elon Musk said he

00:30:40.420 was a Republican,

00:30:42.200 there were

00:30:43.160 accusations

00:30:44.940 about a sexual

00:30:46.780 impropriety?

00:30:48.160 Do you think

00:30:48.580 that's a

00:30:49.020 coincidence?

00:30:50.980 Like the day

00:30:51.620 after he says

00:30:52.280 he's a Republican,

00:30:53.120 he gets

00:30:53.900 me-toed?

00:30:56.120 Right.

00:30:57.100 Probably not a

00:30:57.840 coincidence, but

00:30:58.700 do you think he

00:30:59.920 became a Republican

00:31:01.040 to protect

00:31:02.360 himself?

00:31:05.840 Because there's

00:31:06.500 two ways you

00:31:07.040 can see this.

00:31:08.140 He's either

00:31:08.560 smart enough to

00:31:09.380 know that he

00:31:09.860 would be protected

00:31:10.680 as a Republican,

00:31:12.060 because he

00:31:12.800 would be,

00:31:14.200 and he

00:31:15.300 wouldn't be

00:31:15.680 protected on

00:31:16.340 his own team

00:31:17.000 if he stayed

00:31:18.560 Democrat.

00:31:19.160 So, it's

00:31:22.320 either very

00:31:22.880 clever or

00:31:24.060 very coincidental.

00:31:25.600 Could be

00:31:25.960 both.

00:31:27.160 Could be, I

00:31:28.340 mean, could be

00:31:29.560 clever that he

00:31:30.400 took care of

00:31:31.240 those accidents

00:31:31.960 at the same

00:31:32.540 time it's a

00:31:33.080 coincidence that

00:31:33.800 this came

00:31:35.640 out.

00:31:40.060 He said he's

00:31:40.960 voting Republican,

00:31:41.900 that's right,

00:31:42.400 that distinction

00:31:43.400 is worth making.

00:31:44.760 Voting doesn't

00:31:45.440 mean he is

00:31:45.840 Republican,

00:31:46.460 that is correct.

00:31:47.700 I should have

00:31:48.140 said that.

00:31:54.380 Yeah, but I

00:31:55.180 guess I would

00:31:56.640 get back to

00:31:57.300 why is it

00:32:00.320 exactly illegal

00:32:01.440 to offer

00:32:02.300 a horse for

00:32:04.700 sex?

00:32:09.040 Here's how I

00:32:09.740 think I could

00:32:10.220 run for office

00:32:11.020 and win the

00:32:11.880 presidency.

00:32:13.860 I would only

00:32:14.640 have one policy.

00:32:17.100 I would make

00:32:17.980 handjobs 0.60

00:32:19.060 legal for

00:32:21.020 compensation.

00:32:23.440 And I would

00:32:23.960 just say,

00:32:24.300 all right,

00:32:24.520 everything,

00:32:24.940 the other

00:32:25.220 stuff,

00:32:25.700 keep that

00:32:26.040 illegal because

00:32:26.720 there could

00:32:26.980 be troubles

00:32:27.420 with that.

00:32:28.420 But anybody

00:32:30.060 can sell a

00:32:30.640 handjob.

00:32:32.440 Anybody.

00:32:33.260 You can price

00:32:33.860 it any way

00:32:34.300 you want,

00:32:35.360 but you can

00:32:35.780 just sell

00:32:36.180 handjobs to

00:32:37.980 anybody who

00:32:38.400 wants one.

00:32:39.720 What would

00:32:40.280 happen first?

00:32:41.780 Well, the

00:32:42.100 first thing

00:32:42.480 would happen

00:32:42.860 is that cheating

00:32:43.640 would probably

00:32:44.180 go way down

00:32:44.820 because people

00:32:46.240 would have

00:32:46.480 an outlet,

00:32:47.600 at least the

00:32:47.960 men.

00:32:48.780 Second thing

00:32:49.300 that would

00:32:49.480 happen is,

00:32:52.940 of course,

00:32:53.860 there would be

00:32:54.080 the bad

00:32:54.520 situation.

00:32:55.220 People would

00:32:55.560 be, like,

00:32:56.040 forced into

00:32:56.640 the situation,

00:32:57.500 and that

00:32:57.700 would be

00:32:58.460 trafficking and

00:33:00.060 bad and

00:33:00.680 terrible.

00:33:02.320 But the

00:33:03.040 other thing

00:33:03.340 that would

00:33:03.520 happen is

00:33:04.040 there would

00:33:04.580 be this

00:33:04.960 great income

00:33:07.780 equality

00:33:08.480 leveling.

00:33:10.700 Don't you

00:33:11.220 think?

00:33:14.740 And suddenly

00:33:16.340 anybody who

00:33:18.300 wanted could

00:33:19.140 get as much

00:33:19.700 money as

00:33:20.080 they wanted

00:33:20.520 if they

00:33:22.600 were attractive.

00:33:24.860 Can't beat

00:33:25.480 it.

00:33:26.520 Now, give

00:33:27.260 me an

00:33:27.500 argument for

00:33:28.020 why handjobs 0.89

00:33:28.740 are illegal

00:33:29.220 to sell,

00:33:30.700 say, if

00:33:31.100 you're a

00:33:31.400 massage therapist

00:33:32.100 or something.

00:33:32.860 Why would

00:33:33.220 it be illegal?

00:33:34.660 You can

00:33:35.260 certainly see

00:33:35.740 why the

00:33:36.040 other stuff

00:33:36.520 would be

00:33:36.780 illegal.

00:33:37.520 But you're

00:33:38.020 literally

00:33:38.520 spending an

00:33:39.820 hour rubbing

00:33:40.560 a naked

00:33:41.000 person.

00:33:42.440 Like, that's

00:33:42.920 actually your

00:33:43.460 job.

00:33:44.380 And I'm not

00:33:44.900 suggesting that

00:33:45.580 everybody who's

00:33:46.000 a massage

00:33:46.380 therapist should

00:33:47.040 even consider

00:33:47.820 doing anything

00:33:48.400 else, I mean,

00:33:49.940 doing any more.

00:33:50.900 I'm not saying

00:33:51.420 they should.

00:33:52.840 Everybody gets

00:33:53.600 to decide, you

00:33:54.480 know, what

00:33:54.940 they do.

00:33:55.480 But why is it

00:33:56.120 illegal?

00:33:57.740 Like, you're

00:33:58.180 rubbing a naked 0.96

00:33:58.860 person for an

00:33:59.900 hour, and you

00:34:00.620 can't rub the

00:34:01.160 part they like

00:34:01.740 best, if you

00:34:03.640 both think it's

00:34:04.260 a good idea.

00:34:05.020 It's just

00:34:05.320 ridiculous.

00:34:10.560 But chiropractors

00:34:13.260 had to work.

00:34:14.620 I love that

00:34:15.400 comment, but I

00:34:16.020 don't know

00:34:16.160 exactly what

00:34:16.660 it means.

00:34:19.480 Erica says,

00:34:20.240 I don't think

00:34:20.640 a lot of

00:34:20.960 wives would 1.00

00:34:21.400 even care.

00:34:22.280 I'll bet

00:34:22.620 you.

00:34:23.700 See, here's

00:34:24.200 the thing.

00:34:25.360 If massages

00:34:26.840 did not

00:34:27.460 already exist,

00:34:28.620 as a thing

00:34:29.160 that people

00:34:29.560 routinely do,

00:34:30.460 if they can

00:34:30.860 afford it,

00:34:32.700 do you

00:34:33.100 think that

00:34:33.500 if you

00:34:33.740 went to,

00:34:34.400 if your

00:34:34.740 husband,

00:34:35.140 you went

00:34:35.340 to your

00:34:35.560 wife, and

00:34:35.980 you said,

00:34:36.640 hey, I've

00:34:36.940 got an

00:34:37.180 idea.

00:34:37.420 There's

00:34:39.460 this new

00:34:39.880 thing I

00:34:40.360 just heard

00:34:40.700 of, it's

00:34:41.020 called a

00:34:41.440 massage, and

00:34:43.180 it requires

00:34:43.620 me getting

00:34:44.040 completely

00:34:44.500 naked, I'll

00:34:45.060 have a little

00:34:45.540 sheet over

00:34:45.960 me, and

00:34:46.740 then a

00:34:47.100 woman that 0.97

00:34:47.660 you don't

00:34:48.340 know and

00:34:48.660 I don't

00:34:48.900 know will

00:34:49.800 rub every

00:34:50.500 part of

00:34:50.800 my body

00:34:51.440 except my

00:34:52.940 genitalia.

00:34:54.900 And then

00:34:55.200 what would

00:34:55.600 the wife

00:34:55.920 say?

00:34:56.740 Oh, that

00:34:57.080 sounds pretty

00:34:57.520 reasonable,

00:34:58.080 okay, sign

00:34:59.240 up for that.

00:35:00.660 No, no,

00:35:02.260 your wife

00:35:02.700 would say,

00:35:03.320 no, you're

00:35:04.640 not doing

00:35:05.060 that.

00:35:06.400 I don't

00:35:06.860 care if it's

00:35:07.280 the new

00:35:07.580 thing, you're 0.98

00:35:08.960 not doing

00:35:09.360 that.

00:35:10.000 The only

00:35:10.660 reason that

00:35:11.240 it's even

00:35:11.680 a thing is

00:35:13.560 because it's

00:35:14.020 been a

00:35:14.360 thing, like

00:35:15.440 we just

00:35:15.860 got used

00:35:16.240 to it.

00:35:17.380 We get

00:35:17.740 used to

00:35:18.040 anything if

00:35:18.540 you do

00:35:19.420 it long

00:35:19.720 enough.

00:35:23.180 Doesn't

00:35:23.660 everyone get

00:35:24.200 a massage?

00:35:25.780 No.

00:35:27.420 I would

00:35:27.900 guess that

00:35:28.320 80% of

00:35:28.980 the world

00:35:29.300 can't afford

00:35:30.080 one.

00:35:32.840 That would

00:35:33.480 be my

00:35:33.820 guess.

00:35:37.280 Yeah,

00:35:40.400 lots of

00:35:40.920 people don't

00:35:41.280 get

00:35:41.460 massages.

00:35:43.020 Some

00:35:43.280 people, it's

00:35:43.920 creepy, they

00:35:44.560 don't like

00:35:44.820 being touched.

00:35:45.580 Lots of

00:35:45.900 reasons.

00:35:50.720 Is the

00:35:51.300 third-party

00:35:51.820 handjob,

00:35:52.340 somebody's

00:35:52.620 asking, is

00:35:53.000 the third-party

00:35:53.560 handjob better

00:35:54.160 than doing it

00:35:54.660 yourself?

00:35:55.400 I don't see

00:35:55.840 how it could

00:35:56.280 be.

00:35:58.060 How could

00:35:58.660 it be?

00:36:00.940 I don't

00:36:01.360 know.

00:36:01.500 I don't

00:36:02.440 go into

00:36:06.020 that any

00:36:06.380 further.

00:36:08.280 It would

00:36:08.640 be a

00:36:08.940 slippery slope.

00:36:11.780 I don't

00:36:12.360 know, was

00:36:12.640 that supposed

00:36:13.000 to be a

00:36:13.360 joke?

00:36:14.240 That's

00:36:14.620 pretty funny.

00:36:15.620 A slippery

00:36:16.120 slope.

00:36:21.020 Somebody

00:36:21.460 says $120

00:36:22.420 is the

00:36:23.180 going rate.

00:36:23.980 Good to

00:36:24.320 know.

00:36:28.120 All right.

00:36:29.640 That is

00:36:30.320 all I have

00:36:30.780 to say

00:36:31.040 today,

00:36:31.380 because it's

00:36:31.680 very slow

00:36:32.180 news day.

00:36:32.640 Did I

00:36:32.840 miss

00:36:33.000 anything?

00:36:34.040 Is there

00:36:34.460 anything in

00:36:34.820 the news

00:36:35.240 that I

00:36:35.600 should have

00:36:35.940 mentioned?

00:36:39.580 Is the

00:36:40.320 Pennsylvania

00:36:40.940 election still

00:36:42.180 up in the

00:36:42.560 air?

00:36:42.820 Did anything

00:36:43.140 happen there?

00:36:45.260 Yeah, I'm

00:36:45.960 getting tired of

00:36:46.520 talking about

00:36:47.120 Bill Maher

00:36:47.760 says something

00:36:48.340 about Democrats

00:36:49.140 because it's

00:36:49.560 happening all

00:36:49.980 the time.

00:36:50.520 Oh, monkey

00:36:50.980 pox.

00:36:52.120 Yeah.

00:36:53.100 So monkey

00:36:53.760 pox basically

00:36:54.820 has killed

00:36:55.640 zero people

00:36:56.340 so far.

00:36:58.080 And I

00:36:58.540 guess the

00:36:59.040 smallpox

00:36:59.860 vaccination

00:37:00.540 slows it

00:37:02.640 down quite

00:37:03.020 a bit.

00:37:04.760 I don't

00:37:05.000 know.

00:37:05.360 I feel

00:37:05.660 like this

00:37:06.000 monkey

00:37:06.300 pox

00:37:06.640 thing.

00:37:12.320 It's a

00:37:12.820 wait and

00:37:13.120 see.

00:37:13.640 I don't

00:37:14.020 know if

00:37:14.240 it's a

00:37:14.520 news-driven

00:37:15.060 or health-driven

00:37:15.860 thing.

00:37:19.240 Watched

00:37:19.680 2,000

00:37:20.120 mules.

00:37:20.660 I have.

00:37:21.160 I have

00:37:21.420 watched it.

00:37:22.200 We talked

00:37:22.800 about that

00:37:23.220 already.

00:37:23.500 But we're

00:37:26.880 still waiting

00:37:27.400 for Dinesh

00:37:28.260 to come

00:37:28.680 up with

00:37:29.060 the videos

00:37:29.780 of the

00:37:30.600 same person

00:37:31.120 going to

00:37:31.540 multiple

00:37:31.920 boxes.

00:37:32.680 I guess

00:37:32.960 he's

00:37:33.120 working on

00:37:33.580 that.

00:37:34.560 So I'll

00:37:35.000 wait to

00:37:35.280 see that.

00:37:35.800 I think

00:37:36.000 that's the

00:37:36.320 next time

00:37:37.560 to comment

00:37:38.120 on it.

00:37:39.220 How many

00:37:39.620 of you

00:37:40.040 have totally

00:37:42.180 fallen for

00:37:42.820 the persuasion

00:37:43.700 in the

00:37:44.440 Tom Cruise

00:37:45.800 movie

00:37:46.360 Top Gun

00:37:47.000 2?

00:37:49.720 Yeah, I've

00:37:50.280 been saying

00:37:50.640 that I don't

00:37:51.160 want to watch

00:37:51.580 any movies

00:37:52.040 because they're

00:37:52.400 all bad.

00:37:52.800 Nobody makes

00:37:53.440 a good

00:37:53.700 movie.

00:37:54.420 And then I

00:37:54.840 see the

00:37:55.220 trailers for

00:37:55.960 the Top

00:37:56.620 Gun 2

00:37:57.040 movie and

00:37:57.540 I said to

00:37:57.920 myself,

00:37:58.700 I'm going to

00:37:59.860 watch that

00:38:00.180 movie.

00:38:01.880 I'll actually

00:38:02.520 go to the

00:38:02.900 theater to

00:38:03.460 watch that

00:38:03.800 one.

00:38:10.380 Yeah, it

00:38:11.400 looks like

00:38:11.780 they did a

00:38:12.180 good job.

00:38:13.260 Whatever you

00:38:13.960 want to say

00:38:14.360 about Tom

00:38:15.220 Cruise, if

00:38:16.380 you don't

00:38:16.680 like his

00:38:17.180 Scientology or

00:38:18.060 whatever it

00:38:18.400 is you don't

00:38:18.700 like about

00:38:19.080 him, he

00:38:20.520 does make

00:38:21.080 good movies.

00:38:21.740 He

00:38:22.820 consistently,

00:38:23.780 at least the

00:38:24.180 action movies

00:38:24.780 I like

00:38:25.200 better than

00:38:25.620 the other

00:38:25.860 stuff, but

00:38:26.580 Tom Cruise's

00:38:27.420 action movies

00:38:28.360 consistently

00:38:29.620 excellent, in

00:38:31.080 my opinion.

00:38:31.700 They're just

00:38:32.160 consistently well

00:38:33.080 done.

00:38:33.940 So, you

00:38:35.120 know, I'm

00:38:35.760 happy to give

00:38:36.320 him my

00:38:36.620 money.

00:38:42.160 He proves

00:38:43.100 Scientology

00:38:43.660 works.

00:38:45.020 You know,

00:38:45.700 that's one

00:38:46.260 thing you don't

00:38:46.680 hear about

00:38:47.080 Scientology a

00:38:47.920 lot.

00:38:48.100 you hear the

00:38:50.180 critics, right?

00:38:52.580 You always

00:38:52.860 hear about the

00:38:53.320 critics, but

00:38:54.540 here's the

00:38:55.140 thing nobody

00:38:55.560 ever says.

00:38:57.640 Does it

00:38:58.220 work?

00:38:59.960 Because I'll

00:39:00.540 bet it does.

00:39:01.660 I'll bet it

00:39:02.360 does.

00:39:03.020 In terms of

00:39:04.080 making you feel

00:39:05.380 like you've

00:39:05.860 cleared out

00:39:06.400 whatever's

00:39:06.940 holding you

00:39:07.360 back.

00:39:08.460 Now, I

00:39:08.940 don't know

00:39:09.200 that there's

00:39:09.600 any science

00:39:10.200 to it, but

00:39:11.560 there doesn't

00:39:11.960 need to be

00:39:12.440 because the

00:39:12.940 placebo effect

00:39:13.840 alone and

00:39:14.660 just

00:39:16.040 persuasion

00:39:16.640 would allow

00:39:17.200 you to

00:39:17.660 reprogram your

00:39:18.620 brain to be

00:39:19.180 more effective.

00:39:20.340 So, on the

00:39:21.860 surface, it

00:39:22.860 looks like it

00:39:23.340 would work.

00:39:24.800 Maybe not for

00:39:25.680 any scientific

00:39:26.280 reason that they

00:39:27.100 say, but I'll

00:39:28.420 bet you that

00:39:28.860 auditing thing

00:39:29.780 that they do

00:39:31.380 in Scientology

00:39:32.160 where an

00:39:33.460 auditor, a

00:39:34.280 person works

00:39:34.820 with you,

00:39:35.680 asks you a

00:39:36.120 bunch of

00:39:36.380 questions and

00:39:37.180 finds where

00:39:37.720 your hidden

00:39:38.140 trauma is

00:39:38.900 allegedly, and

00:39:40.020 then gets

00:39:40.360 rid of it

00:39:40.860 allegedly, and

00:39:42.060 then you're

00:39:42.380 more effective.

00:39:44.660 somebody says,

00:39:47.040 Scott, stop.

00:39:48.380 Now, I'm

00:39:48.960 talking strictly

00:39:50.160 from my

00:39:50.920 hypnosis

00:39:51.540 background.

00:39:53.140 My understanding

00:39:54.080 is that

00:39:54.560 Scientology was

00:39:56.160 sort of built

00:39:56.700 on a hypnosis

00:39:57.480 basis, and

00:39:59.640 what I've

00:40:00.820 seen would

00:40:02.380 suggest it

00:40:02.940 probably works.

00:40:04.360 Now, I'm

00:40:04.680 not suggesting

00:40:05.240 you should be

00:40:05.680 a Scientologist

00:40:06.500 because there's

00:40:07.240 a lot that

00:40:07.700 comes with

00:40:08.100 that, like

00:40:09.320 buying into

00:40:09.840 the lifestyle

00:40:10.380 and all that.

00:40:10.860 I don't know

00:40:11.140 about that.

00:40:12.680 You can figure

00:40:13.640 that out on

00:40:14.160 your own.

00:40:14.660 But if you

00:40:16.340 ask the

00:40:16.660 simple question,

00:40:18.360 does there

00:40:18.840 a little, you

00:40:19.880 know, you

00:40:20.040 could call it

00:40:20.480 brainwashing,

00:40:21.200 you could call

00:40:21.620 it auditing,

00:40:22.360 you could call

00:40:22.780 it persuasion,

00:40:24.020 you could call

00:40:24.500 it therapy,

00:40:25.980 you could call

00:40:26.500 it any one

00:40:26.920 of those things,

00:40:27.500 but does it

00:40:28.120 work?

00:40:29.980 And I'll bet

00:40:30.460 it does.

00:40:31.640 I'll bet it

00:40:32.180 does.

00:40:33.260 Because, you

00:40:33.920 know, if you

00:40:34.220 took it out of

00:40:34.800 that context and

00:40:36.040 just used that

00:40:36.700 technique, I'll

00:40:37.380 bet you would

00:40:37.800 get a lot of

00:40:38.300 people who

00:40:38.600 said it

00:40:38.840 worked.

00:40:39.240 Not for

00:40:39.660 everybody, but

00:40:40.880 I'll bet it

00:40:41.220 does.

00:40:41.560 tell you why

00:40:48.300 it works.

00:40:49.160 Well, the

00:40:49.720 simple process of

00:40:50.960 convincing yourself

00:40:52.140 that you found

00:40:52.880 what your

00:40:53.280 limitations were

00:40:54.260 and remove

00:40:55.400 them should 0.83

00:40:57.760 make you

00:40:58.300 perform better.

00:40:59.560 So let's say

00:41:00.560 you go through

00:41:01.900 this auditing

00:41:02.400 process, and

00:41:03.740 they ask you a

00:41:04.480 bunch of

00:41:04.720 questions, and

00:41:05.340 they say,

00:41:05.700 okay, you've

00:41:06.820 got this

00:41:07.200 hidden trauma

00:41:07.920 you didn't

00:41:08.340 know you

00:41:08.600 had, and

00:41:09.860 now we're

00:41:10.340 going to do

00:41:10.640 this thing to

00:41:11.200 deal with

00:41:11.580 it, and

00:41:11.860 now it's

00:41:12.180 cleared.

00:41:13.500 So you

00:41:14.060 were being

00:41:14.480 held back

00:41:14.960 by this

00:41:15.380 trauma, now

00:41:16.100 it's cleared.

00:41:18.180 So now go

00:41:19.080 forth and do

00:41:19.640 those successful

00:41:20.420 things you

00:41:20.880 wanted to do.

00:41:21.820 Would that

00:41:22.260 work?

00:41:23.580 It probably

00:41:24.320 would.

00:41:25.260 Not for

00:41:25.680 everybody, but

00:41:26.360 for a lot of

00:41:26.820 people, they'd

00:41:27.320 say, oh, the

00:41:28.480 thing that was

00:41:29.060 holding me back

00:41:29.800 is now gone,

00:41:31.320 so I'll put my

00:41:32.160 efforts into it

00:41:32.860 because now it'll

00:41:33.360 work.

00:41:33.680 If the only

00:41:35.480 thing it does

00:41:36.060 is make people

00:41:36.660 try harder

00:41:37.660 because now

00:41:38.960 they think it'll

00:41:39.600 work, something's

00:41:40.480 been fixed that

00:41:41.380 wasn't fixed

00:41:42.020 before, you

00:41:43.120 should get

00:41:43.540 better results.

00:41:46.420 I just

00:41:47.120 cured you.

00:41:49.660 Yeah, the

00:41:50.300 whole thing

00:41:50.660 about, you

00:41:51.220 know, they're

00:41:51.460 not free to

00:41:52.100 leave or

00:41:52.660 they'll be

00:41:53.120 punished for

00:41:54.240 talking about

00:41:54.820 it, I'm

00:41:55.060 not defending

00:41:55.840 any of that.

00:41:57.220 I'm not

00:41:57.860 saying anything

00:41:58.380 about the

00:41:58.760 organization.

00:42:00.200 You can make

00:42:00.920 your own

00:42:01.180 determinations.

00:42:02.320 I'm just

00:42:02.760 saying that

00:42:03.140 that technique,

00:42:04.900 even the

00:42:05.500 critics don't

00:42:06.860 criticize that.

00:42:08.720 Have you

00:42:08.940 noticed that?

00:42:11.100 Look at how

00:42:11.780 many critics

00:42:12.360 there are of

00:42:13.040 Scientology.

00:42:14.640 Have they

00:42:15.280 ever said that

00:42:16.040 the auditing

00:42:16.580 doesn't work?

00:42:17.480 That's the

00:42:17.820 process where

00:42:18.420 they talk to

00:42:18.940 you and clear

00:42:20.000 out your past

00:42:22.220 traumas.

00:42:23.220 You don't

00:42:23.700 ever hear that.

00:42:24.680 That would be

00:42:25.100 the most obvious

00:42:25.820 thing to say.

00:42:27.160 The most obvious

00:42:28.060 thing to say was

00:42:28.860 they have this

00:42:29.400 technique, it's

00:42:30.740 the basis for

00:42:31.520 the entire

00:42:32.040 system, and

00:42:33.940 the technique

00:42:34.520 doesn't work.

00:42:36.220 If they

00:42:36.960 believed it

00:42:37.480 didn't work,

00:42:38.660 wouldn't they

00:42:39.140 say that?

00:42:40.680 Wouldn't that

00:42:41.200 be where you

00:42:41.740 start?

00:42:42.820 Oh, this is a

00:42:43.580 scan, this

00:42:44.280 technique does

00:42:44.940 not work?

00:42:46.160 They don't say

00:42:46.960 that.

00:42:47.860 They say stuff

00:42:48.540 about the

00:42:48.880 organization.

00:42:49.640 They don't say

00:42:50.020 stuff about the

00:42:50.600 technique.

00:42:52.720 If it sounds

00:42:53.720 like hypnosis,

00:42:54.520 it's because it

00:42:55.120 is.

00:42:55.420 I think it

00:42:57.240 came directly

00:42:57.880 from the

00:42:59.360 field of

00:42:59.900 hypnosis.

00:43:00.540 I'm not

00:43:00.780 positive about

00:43:01.420 that, but

00:43:02.200 the similarities

00:43:03.980 are striking.

00:43:06.740 Well, let me

00:43:07.120 ask this.

00:43:08.160 I'll bet there

00:43:08.660 are some other

00:43:09.100 hypnotists who

00:43:11.300 are watching

00:43:11.780 live right now.

00:43:13.620 If you are a 0.90

00:43:14.740 hypnotist, and

00:43:16.180 you also know

00:43:17.060 about auditing

00:43:18.000 and Scientology,

00:43:19.620 can you

00:43:20.880 confirm here

00:43:21.740 that that

00:43:22.520 process seems

00:43:23.340 to have

00:43:23.720 borrowed from

00:43:24.300 hypnosis?

00:43:25.420 Anybody?

00:43:28.760 Can you

00:43:29.220 give me a

00:43:29.580 confirmation?

00:43:32.280 Some say

00:43:33.000 that Hubbard

00:43:33.440 did base it

00:43:34.200 on hypnosis,

00:43:34.940 yes.

00:43:35.440 So that's a

00:43:36.360 rumor.

00:43:38.940 Right?

00:43:39.860 So those who

00:43:40.460 are hypnotists

00:43:41.120 can confirm

00:43:42.040 it.

00:43:42.580 And it's a

00:43:43.060 weird thing,

00:43:44.140 because if

00:43:46.380 he had not

00:43:46.860 built all

00:43:47.440 the organization

00:43:49.380 around it,

00:43:50.620 and simply

00:43:51.400 introduced the

00:43:52.200 technique,

00:43:53.680 you might be

00:43:54.220 using it

00:43:54.600 today.

00:43:55.420 And I'm

00:43:56.020 not even

00:43:56.340 sure that

00:43:56.660 it's based

00:43:56.980 on science.

00:43:57.800 It could

00:43:58.020 be just

00:43:58.340 based on,

00:43:59.500 well,

00:43:59.760 everything's

00:44:00.200 based on

00:44:00.560 science,

00:44:00.960 I guess.

00:44:01.540 More based

00:44:02.240 on a placebo

00:44:02.900 effect,

00:44:04.380 based on the

00:44:04.960 fact that if

00:44:05.440 you think you

00:44:06.000 solved your

00:44:06.400 problem,

00:44:06.700 you did.

00:44:07.640 Here's the

00:44:08.160 analogy from

00:44:08.960 hypnosis.

00:44:10.500 In hypnosis,

00:44:12.100 one of the

00:44:12.580 ways to treat

00:44:13.240 people from

00:44:13.860 a problem

00:44:15.000 is you

00:44:16.340 have them

00:44:16.800 imagine their

00:44:18.780 prior life,

00:44:20.500 and then you

00:44:20.880 imagine they

00:44:21.360 had some

00:44:21.660 trauma in

00:44:22.240 a prior life,

00:44:23.780 and then you

00:44:24.240 have them face

00:44:24.880 their trauma

00:44:25.360 while under

00:44:25.840 hypnosis.

00:44:26.900 They deal

00:44:27.480 with their

00:44:27.800 trauma under

00:44:28.300 hypnosis in

00:44:29.080 their prior

00:44:29.460 life, not

00:44:30.340 even their

00:44:30.680 current life,

00:44:31.320 a memory of

00:44:32.060 a prior life.

00:44:33.660 They deal

00:44:34.040 with the

00:44:34.300 trauma, then

00:44:35.700 they wake

00:44:36.060 up, and

00:44:37.780 then they're

00:44:38.080 better.

00:44:38.360 Now, not

00:44:41.420 all the

00:44:41.740 time, right?

00:44:42.860 This stuff

00:44:43.460 doesn't work

00:44:43.900 every time,

00:44:44.460 every person,

00:44:45.820 but there

00:44:46.300 are plenty

00:44:46.600 of stories of

00:44:47.520 people who

00:44:48.200 anecdotally went

00:44:50.300 through that

00:44:50.640 process and

00:44:51.260 then their

00:44:51.520 problem was

00:44:51.960 solved.

00:44:52.600 Now, here's

00:44:53.020 the problem.

00:44:54.220 There's no

00:44:54.660 such thing as 0.74

00:44:55.240 prior lives.

00:44:56.940 So how do

00:44:57.680 you solve a

00:44:58.260 problem by

00:44:58.900 pretending there

00:44:59.620 is, and

00:45:00.820 pretending you

00:45:01.440 took something

00:45:01.980 away from

00:45:02.420 that prior

00:45:02.820 life, a

00:45:03.260 trauma?

00:45:05.060 It turns

00:45:05.860 out that if

00:45:06.640 you talk

00:45:07.060 yourself into

00:45:07.860 you've

00:45:08.360 solved your

00:45:08.800 problem, you've

00:45:10.940 kind of solved

00:45:11.420 your problem.

00:45:12.880 Talking yourself

00:45:13.680 into believing

00:45:14.380 that you solved

00:45:15.040 it is the

00:45:16.460 solution for

00:45:17.680 mental problems.

00:45:18.860 It wouldn't

00:45:19.240 help you with

00:45:19.620 a physical

00:45:20.060 problem, but

00:45:21.120 for a mental

00:45:21.820 problem, if

00:45:22.500 you believe

00:45:23.120 you've solved

00:45:23.740 it, you

00:45:25.180 solved it,

00:45:26.360 because mental

00:45:27.520 problems are

00:45:28.000 about beliefs.

00:45:30.920 So how to

00:45:32.640 write you

00:45:32.900 hypnotically.

00:45:34.400 I don't know

00:45:35.080 if I could put

00:45:35.580 that in a

00:45:36.060 short lesson.

00:45:37.860 That would

00:45:38.600 be hard.

00:45:40.280 Because that

00:45:40.900 really would

00:45:41.720 take a lot

00:45:42.080 of development

00:45:42.600 to do that

00:45:43.640 right.

00:45:45.880 Yeah, so

00:45:46.700 it's a way to

00:45:47.860 put the blame

00:45:48.480 on something

00:45:49.040 else, a

00:45:49.460 prior life, a

00:45:50.360 bad experience.

00:45:51.340 And once you

00:45:51.780 put that blame

00:45:52.380 somewhere and

00:45:52.920 you think you've

00:45:53.460 dealt with it,

00:45:54.140 it makes you

00:45:55.380 imagine that you

00:45:56.120 solved your

00:45:56.500 problem, even

00:45:57.240 if you didn't.

00:45:59.160 So Scientology

00:46:00.140 has a similar

00:46:01.220 kind of technique

00:46:02.280 there.

00:46:02.580 so my

00:46:04.300 experience would

00:46:05.020 suggest that

00:46:05.620 it would work

00:46:06.020 for a lot

00:46:06.420 of people and

00:46:07.700 that they

00:46:08.080 would feel

00:46:08.480 that their

00:46:08.920 lives have

00:46:10.180 been greatly

00:46:10.660 improved by

00:46:11.200 it.

00:46:11.640 Could be.

00:46:13.600 All right.

00:46:17.760 I believe

00:46:18.500 I've done

00:46:18.940 everything I

00:46:19.380 need to do.

00:46:19.840 Is there

00:46:20.000 anything else

00:46:20.400 I haven't

00:46:20.620 talked about

00:46:21.160 that you

00:46:22.460 want to

00:46:22.640 hear about?

00:46:25.460 Abbott,

00:46:26.000 baby formula

00:46:26.640 scandal.

00:46:27.280 Yeah, I

00:46:30.280 don't know

00:46:30.540 what the

00:46:30.840 situation is

00:46:31.740 with Abbott

00:46:32.340 and the

00:46:32.640 baby formula.

00:46:39.820 Yeah, so

00:46:40.580 Joe Biden's

00:46:41.400 only message

00:46:41.980 to North

00:46:42.520 Korea was 1.00

00:46:43.040 hello,

00:46:45.040 period.

00:46:47.240 So Biden

00:46:48.000 was asked

00:46:48.560 what message

00:46:49.620 does he have

00:46:50.040 for North

00:46:50.420 Korea? 0.70

00:46:51.480 And he

00:46:51.720 just said

00:46:52.080 hello,

00:46:53.060 period.

00:46:54.900 Okay.

00:46:55.800 We do

00:46:56.200 not have

00:46:56.560 the right

00:46:56.880 guy on

00:46:57.280 that job.

00:46:58.840 I think

00:46:59.180 the other

00:46:59.540 guy would

00:47:00.000 be shaking

00:47:00.480 hands with

00:47:01.080 Kim Jong-un

00:47:01.680 right now

00:47:02.180 and working

00:47:03.040 out the

00:47:03.360 problems.

00:47:12.560 Sacrifice

00:47:13.000 makes you

00:47:13.400 double down

00:47:13.920 on belief.

00:47:14.540 I think

00:47:14.780 so.

00:47:16.020 That is

00:47:16.420 true.

00:47:18.100 Yeah, we

00:47:18.400 talked about

00:47:18.800 Ukraine.

00:47:22.400 Do I

00:47:22.940 think the

00:47:23.200 DNC is

00:47:23.780 removing

00:47:24.160 Biden?

00:47:24.700 It looks

00:47:24.980 like it.

00:47:26.880 It looks

00:47:28.920 like the

00:47:29.360 DNC is

00:47:30.060 trying to

00:47:30.480 figure out.

00:47:31.580 You know,

00:47:32.000 I think

00:47:32.340 that we'll

00:47:32.700 see who

00:47:33.420 they've

00:47:33.780 selected

00:47:34.160 because there

00:47:34.740 will be

00:47:34.900 stories about

00:47:35.720 this politician

00:47:37.160 you haven't

00:47:37.620 seen in a

00:47:38.120 while.

00:47:39.560 So I think

00:47:40.000 there's, so

00:47:40.680 watch for this.

00:47:41.620 I think there'll

00:47:42.060 be the beginning

00:47:42.960 of Democrat

00:47:43.640 media, like

00:47:46.040 CNN for

00:47:46.640 example, doing

00:47:47.760 a profile on

00:47:49.040 a politician.

00:47:49.940 and it'll

00:47:51.820 be some

00:47:52.260 young

00:47:52.800 Democrat.

00:47:54.720 And

00:47:55.100 that's how

00:47:57.160 you'll know

00:47:57.480 that that's

00:47:57.880 who they

00:47:58.200 chose.

00:47:59.040 It was

00:47:59.220 like Obama.

00:48:00.460 Remember

00:48:00.760 when Obama

00:48:01.340 just got

00:48:01.880 chosen by

00:48:02.400 the media

00:48:02.840 and they

00:48:03.340 decided he

00:48:03.920 would be

00:48:04.160 president

00:48:04.480 someday and

00:48:05.000 he was?

00:48:12.260 Why can't

00:48:13.060 the simulation

00:48:14.080 program in

00:48:14.900 past lives?

00:48:15.840 Well, the

00:48:16.220 past is

00:48:16.840 only designed

00:48:18.020 as needed

00:48:18.780 in the

00:48:19.620 simulation.

00:48:20.780 The simulation

00:48:21.400 would not

00:48:21.860 create a

00:48:22.340 real past.

00:48:23.320 It would

00:48:23.540 just make

00:48:24.680 you think

00:48:25.040 you saw

00:48:25.440 one as

00:48:25.860 you needed

00:48:26.160 it.

00:48:28.060 Who benefits

00:48:28.840 from the

00:48:29.320 baby formula

00:48:29.960 crisis?

00:48:30.640 Nobody, as

00:48:31.160 far as I

00:48:31.540 can tell.

00:48:33.220 That's why

00:48:33.800 Trump could

00:48:34.300 fix it.

00:48:34.720 There was

00:48:34.900 nobody on

00:48:35.300 the other

00:48:35.560 side.

00:48:36.480 You just

00:48:36.800 had to

00:48:37.060 fix it.

00:48:46.180 All right.

00:48:46.740 laws of

00:48:48.660 power.

00:48:51.040 I guess

00:48:51.540 we could

00:48:51.820 talk about

00:48:52.200 those

00:48:52.380 someday.

00:48:53.060 That's all

00:48:53.520 for now.

00:48:54.280 I guess

00:48:54.640 I will

00:48:54.920 talk to

00:48:55.280 you

00:48:55.480 tomorrow.

00:48:56.340 all.

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