Episode 1842 Scott Adams: Republicans Might Have Trouble In The Midterms, The Big Bang Might Be Fake
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Summary
Everything we thought we knew about the universe has been debunked, and there's another explanation. Plus, the daughter of a close ally of Vladimir Putin has been killed in a car bomb in Russia, and a new theory about how the universe got here.
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So, it turns out the Big Bang has been debunked.
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I talked about this in my live stream last night from my man cave,
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But it turns out that the Hubble telescope can look so far into the universe,
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we can find out that everything we know is wrong.
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Oh, it's the Webb, not the Hubble, it's the Webb.
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But it turns out everything we thought we knew about the universe was wrong.
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And here's the dumb guy's explanation of the smart people's realization.
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If you look to the farthest parts of the galaxy,
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the one thing you should definitely expect to see
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that the furthest galaxies would look the youngest
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because they were the original ones that have been expanding the furthest.
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And all the people who have been working in that field forever
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But apparently, according to at least one report in hot air,
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but reportedly they're all pretty nervous about the fact
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that the most basic thing that we thought we knew about reality,
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So, what would be a way to explain how everything got here
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Well, looks like we're back to intelligent design, maybe.
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But whether it's God or some species that created another simulation
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Or it could be just that there's another scientific explanation
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But if you had guessed that both evolution and the Big Bang
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Because software can just make things any way it wants.
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reportedly the father was supposed to be in the car also,
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but at the last minute they may have taken different cars.
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Now, there's some disagreement about how close he was
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but it feels to me like maybe Ukraine just sent him a message.
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Because Russia tried to decapitation strike on Ukraine.
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If you're trying to take out the leader of one country,
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and China or the United States or Great Britain did it.
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I mean, I suppose if the CIA killed a top Russian
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There's no way the CIA would think it's worth the risk
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Because apparently this guy was also a super pro-nationalist.
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So that's exactly who the Ukrainians would want to take.
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And it would have, like, a clear strategic benefit.
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This doesn't look exactly like it has a strategic benefit.
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I think they're just going to kill as many people
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I would kill as many people around him as I could get to.
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But you've got to be careful about your assumptions.
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about some big red wave coming for the midterms.
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And even if one party is more popular than the other,
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Senate races tend to turn on the quality of the candidate.
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the individual differences between the candidates.