Episode 2016 Scott Adams: UFO Shot Down? Did Biden Start Interplanetary War? Project Veritas & More
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Summary
An alien spaceship has been shot down over Alaska, and the government has no idea why. Is it an alien spaceship or is it something else entirely? Or is it the work of another planet, and it s trying to tell us something important?
Transcript
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Am I the only one who noticed that just a few weeks ago, a lot of people were saying
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on Twitter, I think there's going to be a UFO event to distract us from the news?
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There were, in fact, there were, okay, I'm seeing confirmations in the comments.
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There were, in fact, people saying, I think there's going to be a UFO event to distract us from Ukraine and inflation.
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So, in the news, it's possible that another planet is watching Earth because AI is becoming conscious and they think it would be a good show.
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So, as you know, there was a long cylindrical object at 40,000 feet over Alaska.
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If we're actually living in a simulation, you know, suppose this reality is just a simulation,
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and it wanted to send you a message, kind of some foreshadowing,
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how would it send you the message that your planet is screwed?
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Probably not in words, because that would be creepy.
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So, one way to do it would be to send a long cylindrical object to penetrate Mother Earth
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in a place in Alaska, near Alaska, called, and I'm not making this up,
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If I were in charge of the simulation and I wanted to tell you,
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I'd send that long cylindrical object to penetrate Mother Earth in CUMTOWN.
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Now, there's no word on which members of the military are going to retrieve the wreckage,
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I think they're going to send the seamen to get the wreckage in CUMTOWN.
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All right, so, Kirby was asked, Kirby, you know, Biden's guy,
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why did they bring this one down when they didn't bring the other one down?
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You know, I thought it was going to be, oh, we had to shoot this one down
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I thought it was going to be some political reason, right?
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But it turns out there's a very good logical reason
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why they shot this one down soon, whereas the other one they waited.
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and if you drop three buses on a huge, barren area in the United States,
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it's going to have, you know, a lot of debris field.
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But if you take something down over a huge, unpopulated area in the United States
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No, a payload meaning just the structure that's attached to it.
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Because from the perspective of the entire United States,
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the difference in debris field between three buses and one car
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How many of these things have been flying around all the time?
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Do you think it's a coincidence whether we found one to shoot down
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Oh, at the exact time that Biden wanted to look like he could be decisive,
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Oh, right over Alaska, right where he wanted it to be.
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Now, of course, on Twitter, people are posting videos of other UFOs
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I'm not sure I would believe any of the other videos that look just like it.
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But I will just note that there are a lot of videos of said objects on Twitter.
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Well, I was hoping that we would be far more accepting of this.
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If you were to take an object like, let's say, a parachute,
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got lifted up in a heavy wind, a hurricane or something,
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is it possible for any natural object to come from the ground
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and then just float around in space for a long period of time?
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Can that ever happen just based on air currents alone?
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Yeah, I've seen, haven't you seen plastic trash bags
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Haven't we all seen plastic trash bags flying around
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and it seems like they shouldn't stay up there?
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I would think at 40,000 feet it would be more likely
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I'm seeing some people say yes, but most of you say no.
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All right, well, we don't know the answer to that.
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Let's talk about John Fetterman, Senator Fetterman.
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that he might have some permanent mental problems
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in part because maybe he didn't rest when he should have.
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Do you think Fetterman permanently disabled himself
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And do you want a senator who would make that bad of a decision?
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Well, he would have made the decision while he was disabled, right?
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Because we don't know the quality of his thinking at that point.
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So it looks like, as Glenn Greenwald points out,
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So that's three cases where the corporate news apparently,
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he couldn't communicate with you when you talked to him.
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but we still don't know exactly why James O'Keefe
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So you shouldn't put too much credibility on it.
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And worry is the wrong word, because this is a fact.
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All right, so what I'm going to show you is in speculation.
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This is the way everything has to go, all right?
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Let's say you're a cartel, and you want to sell some stuff in the United States.
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If you're only doing it on a small scale, and there's not much harm yet,
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the only thing you have to bribe is maybe a police officer in a small town.
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Maybe that's the only bribery you need, because you're not doing much harm yet.
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But, as your harm increases, and you're selling more fentanyl,
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and you're killing tens of thousands of Americans every year,
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the only way you're going to get away with that is to increase your bribery and your control.
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So, you're going to have to bribe your way up from local police officers,
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to maybe, you know, council people, to maybe state senators, to maybe Congress.
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The bigger fentanyl gets, the more they're going to have to bribe to stay in business.
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At some point, they have to control Congress or go out of business.
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Because the cartels have to either grow or die, just like any business.
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Nothing ever stays, you know, the same for years and years.
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They have to grow to be competitive with the other cartels.
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They have to grow to be competitive with the Mexican government,
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They have to increase their power all the time,
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So, the will to fight them is going up with the harm,
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and they have to work against the will to fight them through bribery,
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because they don't have an army, per se, not a standing army.
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So, it is inevitable that if we don't deal with them,
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Why is Congress not acting in the most obvious way,
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and I can't think of anything else it would be.
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So, your best case scenario is that we're not there yet.
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They will have to bribe higher and higher officials
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They would have to do it as a business strategy.
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They have to own Congress or go out of business.
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because you're probably still down here somewhere.