Episode 2047 Scott Adams: Bank Shenanigans, Hunter Finances Malarkey, Fauci Sketchiness, Climate
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Summary
A zebra attack a man in Ohio, a moose attacks a snowmobiler in Idaho, and the future of the world is threatened by an AI uprising by a bunch of angry animals. Plus, Scott Adams explains why advertising is corrupt.
Transcript
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Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of civilization.
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If you'd like to enjoy it in the way that people like you enjoy things,
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And all that extra is a cup or mug or a glass, a tankard, chalice or stein,
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And you'd fill that vessel with your favorite liquid.
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And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine here of the day,
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And don't you wish I talked this fast for the rest of the podcast,
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because sometimes when I talk, some people say it's not fast enough.
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Well, we're going to start with the important stories first
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A zebra attacked a man in Ohio and bit his arm.
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Police were called and police put down the zebra.
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but zebras are almost perfectly striped white and black.
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So it's a little ambiguous whether that's a race crime or not.
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and they speculated that the zebra was being aggressive
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because it was protecting some of the other female zebras.
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What is the maximum number of zebras you could have in Ohio?
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And how many of the zebras died from toxic water from a train wreck?
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These are many questions that are not answered in this story.
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But in maybe related news, I don't know, this is on Fox News,
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This feels like an insurrection, if I may use that word.
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and here I'm assuming that they'll bring in their allies,
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So I'm a little worried about the animals organizing.
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that you're going to see more of in the future.
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Art that is supported by advertising is corrupt.