Episode 2154 Scott Adams: The Most Fun You Can Have While Hearing The Latest News. Come On In, Join!
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1 hour and 10 minutes
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140.02423
Summary
Today, the news is full of fun and exciting stories about persuasion and intrigue and mysteries and puzzles, if you like stuff like this, you'll like today's episode of Coffee with Scott Adams. It's the highlight of the day, and you could call it that too.
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Well, the news is full of fun and exciting stories today about persuasion and intrigue and mysteries and puzzles.
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One of the funniest things for me is watching what Twitter puts in the trending box on the right side of the screen,
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And sometimes they'll pair trending things that are funny when you see them together.
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For example, this morning, at least for about five minutes, the following three things were trending on Twitter.
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Now, the funny thing about this is you automatically think it's about Amber Heard, right?
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Because she had that funny nickname, Amber Turd.
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It just turns out that a lot of people were calling each other turds at the same time.
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And I feel like it's applicable to almost every story.
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You could almost use it as the headline of every story.
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Whistleblowers tell us about the turds in the Department of Justice.
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CNN is, of course, going to try to take down Jesse Waters.
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Because Jesse Waters took over the Tucker Carlson spot.
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So the story that CNN is running, like a whole big feature story on this.
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Imagine that CNN thought this was important enough for a feature,
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You tell me if there was anything in the story.
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That Jesse had some kind of a corporate event that he'd agreed to do,
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Because it was literally just an offhand comment of some kind.
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And the offhand comment, allegedly, reportedly,
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questioned whether Kamala Harris is really a woman.
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You know, he made some kind of joke about her gender identity.
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my God, it was, you know, people were just upset,
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Now, do you think that there were many people in the audience
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Because there's nobody in the world who wouldn't know that was a joke.
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Kamala Harris is not even making any claims about her gender identity.
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It couldn't be more disconnected from anything that matters.
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I didn't hear the joke, but do you think it matters?
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People saying mocking things about a president and a vice president
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are the most normal thing you can do in America.
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So it was so much nothing that when Jesse said,
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The funniest part about it is that the event that was scheduled
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They all had to leave Jesse Waters and go immediately
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I just thought it was funny that they scheduled it then.
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Well, speaking of wokeness, wokeness continues to die
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We might find out some of it today, or maybe we already know.
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Now, I believe this only applies to college admissions.
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I think Hannity did a good job of describing this.