Episode 960 Scott Adams: Fake News, Bad Math, Bad Mind-Reading, Bad Behavior in the News
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Summary
On today's show, Scott Adams is joined by Jack Anton Chait and Jake Novak to talk about the latest in fake news and conspiracy theories. Plus, Scott and Jack discuss the latest on vaccines, vaccines, and the Russia scandal.
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a cup or a mug or a glass of tank or a chalice of stein
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a canteen jug or a flask or a vessel of any kind
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but we're still pretty darn excited about this drug
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that it would just potentially corrupt the system
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times all the people who would need a vaccination
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outrage that you know you would you would get if
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Russia collusion just fantasize with me imagine in
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details of you know maybe you violated somebody's
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actual coup was attempted what but but it's not
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oh okay yeah treason fits I I was thinking that
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treason was more helping an enemy but according to
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that definition it just has to do with trying to
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be Comey Rosenstein I don't know McCabe it so so
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this thing and let's say they found that they did
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in fact try to overthrow the government let's say
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that that was demonstrated in a court of law is that a
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life sentence 30 years execution capital offense I
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don't know because I can't think of a bigger problem you
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know what what would be more of a crime than that would
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a terrorist act be more of a crime than that I don't
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know it's a pretty big crime feels like the biggest crime I've
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ever seen maybe that's not actually violent so I just put
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that out there if there's any companies that are looking for
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KN95 masks and some other protective equipment and you're
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you're you're lost in the the wilderness of all these pirate and
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scam organizations are trying to study things and not delivering
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check my Twitter feed for tweet by Tom Sauer S-A-U-R who has located a
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number of supplies that he can deliver so if you're a corporation and you want
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to let's say get some KN95 masks for your staff you could buy them in big
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big bunches from him I'm only mentioning him because there are so many
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frauds out there and since Tom is well known on at least at least a
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conservative Twitter knows Tom well a lot of you who are watching this follow
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him on on Twitter so he's a real person doing a real thing military ex-military
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so I feel you could trust him to be straight on the transaction which is the
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um I watched the plandemic video because so many of you asked me to now if
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you don't know what that is there's a video going around that it looks like a
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an interview that might be a setup or publicity for something that's a full
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length movie that I haven't seen so I watched the interview part not the movie
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and plandemic I guess is the movie and here's my bottom line on the video it
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looks it's mostly as far as I can tell this is just my initial opinion it looks
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like conspiracy theory bullshit to me all right but it does look like a number of
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the facts in it are probably true almost almost certainly true so I'm not saying
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the facts are all untrue but there's a way that they're tied together and some
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assumptions and some mind reading that turns it into a bigger conspiracy the the net
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of it is it looks like this that Fauci is actually some kind of a bad guy and
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that um he is associated with an organization that um that funded the
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Wuhan lab and and uh a year or more ago he warned that there would definitely be a
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coronavirus and how did he know and by the way he's got some patents for some
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vaccines or something and those patents on things he might profit from them if he
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can get you know his vaccine or his company with a therapeutic to do it so
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there's this whole thing that Fauci uh I don't know somehow he might have been
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behind the the virus and so that's the conspiracy crazy parts the less crazy part
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about that is that the pharmaceutical industry could be corrupting things and
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lying and trying to make four trillion dollars so there's uh I did not find any
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credibility in the person who was interviewed the principal character there I
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would say that she had every uh let's see based on experience I'm gonna say that
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people who look and act like her in my experience have some issues that go beyond
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the facts of this situation um so I didn't find her credible but in the same breath here's
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something else I didn't find credible at one point that the FBI tried to overthrow the
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government of the United States when I first heard that I just thought come on
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people is there anything you won't believe yeah the FBI tried to overthrow the
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government you bunch of ignorant what we have documents we have memos we've got
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handwritten notes it's all true apparently it's all true it's all true now the part I
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doubted early on primarily was the the level of coordination you know was there was
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there like a ringleader and everybody was sort of working for the ringleader because
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that's the way it was sort of portrayed in the beginning I don't see evidence of that yet
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I do it I do see evidence that lots of people have the same motive and thoughts and maybe they
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acted in a way that any one of them would have acted if they'd been in that situation
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but it's a little different than an organized plot but not not much it's not like they didn't
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all know each other have the same goals probably talk to each other you know you know people
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signed off on the same stuff so you can't rule out the fact that it was kind of organized I'm just
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saying that that's not an evidence based on the documents so I didn't believe that because that
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seemed just way too wild I mean just way beyond the you know the pale of likelihood but turns out
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it's true turns out it's true so are the claims made in the plan uh plandemic video and interview
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are they true doesn't look like it to me you know if I had to put my own money on it I'd say ah
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there are two facts in there but the way you've woven it together no that's just misleading that's what
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I'd bet on but I also would have bet the FBI was not trying to remove a legally uh legally elected
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president I would have been wrong about that so um I like to remind you when I'm right but it's also
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just as useful to remind you when I'm wrong and I would say that even though I you know I can make
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an argument that I shaded a little bit about how organized it was I would have to say overall that I
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was just wrong on that one so count that one on my uh incorrect um predictions
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all right I think that was everything I wanted to talk about just checking my notes yes it is
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that's it that's all I had did president Obama know well that would certainly make things interesting
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wouldn't it wouldn't that be interesting um here's my best guess on that now even though all these
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people were professionals and you you would think that they would be smart enough not to write stuff
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down right wouldn't they be smart enough not to write down the things that are going to get them
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you know in jail or whatever but I have to think that Obama was never that dumb you know my my impression
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of Obama you can love him or hate him for his policies or whatever I don't care but I don't know
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that anybody has questioned his intelligence to me he always seemed like a really smart guy so would a
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really smart guy leave any kind of a trail of this kind of activity I don't think so I think that if he was
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involved it would have been verbal and probably only with you know one person who he knew he could trust
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that's how I'd play it if I were trying to overthrow the government I would not leave a any kind of a
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record of it so I know a lot of you are saying you know probably he did I would have to go if I'm going to put
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a let's say a percentage on it the odds that well here's the here's the problem though we know that
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the FBI knew that they were doing something sketchy what we don't know is if that was ever transmitted
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to Obama we do know you know that he was the boss but we don't know that if when they gave a status
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report to Obama did they say you know I know you want this guy out of here so what we're doing is
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we're gonna we're gonna pretend that a Carter page has something maybe we can find something we'll dig
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around I don't know that they ever told him that it feels like something you don't tell the president
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because you don't want him to know right so I would guess that Obama will never be
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identified as a co-conspirator so let me put a odds on it I would say the odds that he actually knew
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that something just blatantly illegal was happening what are the odds he knew something illegal was happening
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then you'd have to divide knowing did he know because he just sort of knew or did he know because they told him
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I think knowing because they told him probably didn't happen
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knowing because he you know he's experienced and he just knew
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maybe 70 percent 70 percent chance something like that
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yeah I'll give you a 70 percent chance that Obama knew
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will you be satisfied with that I know some of you want 100 percent
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really and it's dropping at 9 a.m. somebody says
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somebody says he knew but he looked the other way
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yeah we would never be able to prove something like that
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uh Lisa Page was quoted as saying somebody saying in the comments here
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well him wanting to know everything you're doing
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and you deciding to tell him that you're doing something illegal
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somebody points out that Watergate started without direct knowledge by Nixon
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you would find that your presidents are smart enough to not commit things to writing
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here's here's something that uh I have a hypothesis
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if he had a habit of using email all of his life
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because sooner or later those emails would come out
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uh somebody's asking about Kim Jong-un's body double
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uh but we wouldn't necessarily know if he were in a coma
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here is my evidence in case you didn't hear before
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the president was acting like he definitely knew what the situation was
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and then the still photograph just looked photoshopped to me
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but we're not in a world where videos can be true
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the length of time that he is not seen in public
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if you don't see him just pop up again in a month