Rebel News Podcast - ANDREW CHAPADOS ｜ David Lucas Roasts Everything ｜ Andrew Says 97

00:00:00.000 Hey guys, Andrew here back on another university campus, undercover with Lincoln Jay.

00:00:04.520 I mean, I'm basically wearing all of his clothes except for this shirt.

00:00:06.960 We're at University of Toronto Scarborough to ask people a tough question today.

00:00:10.820 As a big immigrant population in this area, Justin Trudeau has announced that they're going to increase immigration numbers to 500,000 people per year by 2025.

00:00:19.380 A tough question, but we're going to see what people think. Let's go.

00:00:21.840 Yesterday, the government announced their increasing immigration levels to 500,000 people per year, starting in 2025.

00:00:33.180 And we're asking people, given the rent prices, the housing prices, the cost of living, if you think that's a sustainable number moving forward.

00:00:42.580 I'm sorry, I don't know anything about this.

00:00:44.660 I think it's okay, because, I mean, describing immigrants, I mean, people coming in, right, into the country.

00:00:53.200 And, I mean, Canada offers many chances to many people across the world, so it's to help many people actually, you know, like, get, to help them be, I don't know how to explain it, but it's to help them, it's to help many people.

00:01:07.760 I feel like there are, like, both pros and cons, because, like, for, like, original population, it's not that many for Canada, right?

00:01:16.760 But also, I feel like it should be increased for, like, the standard for entering Canada should be higher a bit more.

00:01:24.000 So, people entering, like, their immigration, they will be, like, higher educated.

00:01:28.960 Yeah, I don't want too many immigrants either. 1.00

00:01:31.220 I feel like we should actually focus on the housing crisis and decreasing interest rates, because adding more immigrants is just going to lead to an inflation, and more houses are going to be bought up, and that's just going to continue the, like, downward slope that we're headed on. 1.00

00:01:47.860 It may seem unsustainable in the sense where, you know, there are so many people coming in, and there's still a lot of domestic issues which remain unresolved.

00:01:55.040 But with that said, I think that, you know, we can't just look at people as individuals, but we have to look at them as potential, and I think that everyone that comes in, regardless of where they're from or what experience they've had in the past, they have the potential to contribute to Canada economically, socially, as well as politically, and I think that that is extremely valuable, and that's something that's very hard to quantify in terms of how it would impact the country.

00:02:20.460 And I think that it's very, it's a very tough thing to say whether or not it's right or wrong to allow people in, but I think that we should never neglect the possibilities that these people can bring in a lot of, you know, new insight and also innovation to a country which, you know, largely needs it just because of how it's still a relatively new country, and there's still, you know, a lot of issues which remain unresolved, like I said.

00:02:43.980 And the fact that they remain unresolved might just be an indication that the domestic input isn't sufficient, that we actually really need international input, and we need international suggestions.

00:02:51.680 That was a whole lot of jargon. I think that we have proved that through the gigantic increase in immigration that it is not sustainable. That's just my opinion. You look at the housing prices, you look at the wages, you look at rent, and they're unattainable for most people. Now, you can blame inflation, but the simple fact that there aren't enough houses to bring the housing costs down, I think is a product of having too many people of any background or origin. 1.00

00:03:19.140 Actually, I'm not too sure about, like, because I'm also an international student, so my view would be like, yeah, more people should come.

00:03:27.240 Now, Lincoln, no, no limits. Now, this is some pretty positive engineering advertising. I think this is the first campus we've been on so far, like six now, where everything isn't plastered in pride stuff and diversity stuff.

00:03:39.840 This seems to be a business school with a lot of smart people in it, and I've yet to see anything related to pride or diversity things or about how native everything is or needs to be, frankly.

00:03:52.740 I mean, we're at a point where they're going to keep bringing, I mean, people are going to keep immigrating, but that's not going to, I don't think that'll change anything. 1.00

00:04:01.840 It's just they need to start dealing with things at a fundamental level, like looking at, you know, the fact that wages aren't at the right place, the fact that housing is still astronomically high, everything.

00:04:15.900 Immigrants, I don't think, immigrants, I don't think are the main concern, and I don't think that's going to change anything. 1.00

00:04:22.040 They can bring in as many people as they want. People are still going to still immigrate. They're not dealing with the core fundamental issues. It doesn't matter how many people come into Canada.

00:04:31.280 I don't think, I don't really have an opinion because I don't live here, but I suppose if the government gives opportunity for people from other countries, but in an environment of clear rules, I think it's okay.

00:04:47.880 I'm not sure. I don't know that much about politics, to be honest, but I feel like, you know, like she said, there's a lot of people who want to be here.

00:04:54.080 There's a lot of people who need to be here, but I agree, too, that, like, it's not possible to bring in so many people at all times. You have to balance things out.

00:05:03.480 So we just talked to one guy, one bro, even, who didn't want to be on camera, and he says, he agrees that it's not sustainable, or he says it's not sustainable, but he thinks, due to our declining native population, we need to, you know, increase immigration for that reason, because the native population is shrinking.

00:05:19.200 I would argue and posit, Lincoln, that at some point, we should try just taking in less people and seeing if that works, because what we're doing right now, I don't believe is sustainable.

00:05:28.980 Housing prices, job market, inflation, everything keeps going up, up, and up. Thank you, Justin Trudeau. I think we should try something else.

00:05:36.580 How is your cost of living situation? Is it easy to afford a place right here?

00:05:40.560 Definitely not. Yeah, it's pretty disgusting, actually.

00:05:43.940 How do you, how do you mean?

00:05:45.160 Like, I live in a basement, and it's really expensive, and it's, like, completely unreasonable, but I don't think that the people immigrating here should be, like, shut out for that reason. 1.00

00:05:55.900 For my country, it's high. Yeah, it's expensive. Considering my country's standard, it's expensive, right? Yeah.

00:06:02.480 It's definitely more expensive than what it seems to be, so it would be hard, but I feel like once you get your feet beneath you and you have a good-paying job, then you could definitely afford a nice place of your own.

00:06:16.180 The rent is very challenging, especially to find something that's, you know, within reason, but I think at the end of the day, like I said, it's very hard to know how this policy is going to impact Canada and the Canadian, you know, housing situation as well as economy until there is some data available, which means that people have to come in first.

00:06:37.780 This is the first social justice-y thing we've seen on campus, and it's just about mental health, so I don't have a problem with that, but I want to reiterate here that we've been to Trent, U of T, downtown Toronto, Ontario University, Durham College, tons of places, and this is the only campus where they're not shoving things down your throat, and I kind of like it, Lincoln.

00:06:57.480 So America, 350-ish million people, they let in 1 million legal immigrants a year. Canada, around 37 million, and we're going to let in half a million a year.

00:07:07.840 Do you feel like constantly increasing the amount of people here is going to cause prices to go up, or what we're hearing from other people is that they need to address the problems that are going on here, regardless of how many people are coming in, how many houses are available, the types of jobs that are available, how do you feel about that?

00:07:23.820 I mean, I agree, I think that that's a problem that needs to be solved either way, right? So it's like, whether or not the immigrants come, it's going to be a problem, now or in the long run, so it's like, if that's what pushes Canada to fix the problem, then so be it. 1.00

00:07:42.620 Bringing in many people, well, many people can, it's also, I mean, to increase the unemployment rate, obviously, but also if, I mean, many people come in, I mean, new ideas, I mean, new people coming from different countries with new ideas, so new ideas to develop the country and also make it better.

00:08:01.300 So I believe that it's a good idea, it's actually a good idea, I mean.

00:08:07.140 I wouldn't say it's not sustainable, like, in the long run, but right now we have to focus on our housing and on our own economy, and I feel like taking in too many immigrants is stretching ourselves thin. 1.00

00:08:17.260 Have you been a fan of Justin Trudeau's governance of the country? Do you think it's him that's the problem? What do you think about that, about in terms of the policies we have right now?

00:08:24.600 I really don't think he's just doing anything. He's just kind of sitting there doing nothing, really. I don't think that he's just kind of sitting there buying time, really.

00:08:32.780 All right, anything else you want to say?

00:08:34.380 Nothing at all.

00:08:35.060 All right, thanks, man, appreciate it.

00:08:36.200 No worries.

00:08:36.660 I don't know enough to make a judgment as to how he is as a prime minister.

00:08:41.700 I'm not really into politics, I won't lie, so maybe it's not, like, super useful for your interview topic.

00:08:46.820 Welcome back to another episode of Andrew Says. They're all very special. I'm here with producer Lincoln J, and we've got David Lucas, one of the best comedians in the world right now. How are you, David?

00:09:05.280 In the world? I ain't too good because this motherfucker refused to pay me. 1.00

00:09:10.480 What did you say? Say that again? 1.00

00:09:12.620 I said I'm not too good because you refused to pay me.

00:09:14.840 Oh, okay. I don't pay anybody.

00:09:16.820 I'll pay you in maple syrup, all the Canadian, you know, stereotypes.

00:09:23.420 No, I'm messing with you, bro. I like your podcast.

00:09:26.320 I'm a big fan.

00:09:27.980 I had a lot of people disgruntled the last one that we did.

00:09:31.060 Why?

00:09:32.780 I just read some of the comments when you posted, when I spoke about men playing women's sports.

00:09:38.280 Oh, right.

00:09:39.440 David Lucas loves the idea of a LeBron and James in the WNBA, I think.

00:09:48.660 Yeah, I think when he retires and he can no longer fare with those younger NBA guys, he should identify as a woman and go to the WNBA, and he'll be the best player at 50 years old in the WNBA.

00:10:00.180 We didn't get that video of you trying out for a women's D1 team that you promised, though, so I still want you to try to do that.

00:10:09.940 Oh, yeah, I do it. They ain't gonna let me, bro.

00:10:11.840 There was a video that went viral a couple months ago where a guy played for a women's high school rep team and won them a tournament.

00:10:21.060 It was pretty spectacular. I forgot the guy's name.

00:10:23.900 Hilarious.

00:10:25.340 Yeah, they didn't say anything to him. He went and he dominated. He was dunking on them, and nobody said anything.

00:10:32.100 All the girls asked if he would come play for their school. They were really excited.

00:10:35.840 So that's where we're at.

00:10:39.260 What was, uh, did you see the one recently where that guy who identified as a woman played volleyball and then knocked the player unconscious?

00:10:47.800 No.

00:10:49.340 Yeah, and then the coach, for safety reasons, sat the rest of the team. I would have did the same thing.

00:10:55.180 If my daughter played volleyball and some dude who can't cut it in the men's league go to the women's league, we're talking about high school.

00:11:02.400 So if my daughter plays volleyball and some boy who can't cut it, where'd you go? 0.99

00:11:08.360 I'm still here. We're just giving you the focus.

00:11:11.200 Oh, oh, oh, okay, man. I told you I'm not good with technology. I got a producer, man.

00:11:15.260 All right, so yeah, if my daughter played volleyball and some boy who couldn't cut it on the boys' team went to the women's team, my daughter would not play.

00:11:25.840 She's not playing against that team. You ain't finna bully my daughter or I'ma come bully your ass. 1.00

00:11:30.180 I think I learned from Shaquille O'Neal that the volleyball nets are lower for women, so he's saying that they should do that for WNBA as well. 0.99

00:11:39.140 Nine-foot rim. I don't know if that's actually going to solve the problem, though.

00:11:43.740 This is, we're building on like 50 years of dunking for men at this point.

00:11:48.680 Do you remember Chris Anderson, the bird man?

00:11:51.080 No.

00:11:54.160 Six-foot-eleven white guy, went in the slam dunk competition, and he was just terrible, so that's where you have to build from the ground up no matter what. 0.90

00:12:05.840 He had like 50 tries, but how's it going recently? Have you been on tour right now? You're coming to Canada, you said?

00:12:11.920 Yeah, I'm on tour currently. I just actually got off of the phone with my agent. We're booking out next year. I think I got like seven dates next year.

00:12:22.320 I'll be back in Canada. Some lady in Montreal hit me up, wanted to book me for a showcase. 0.66

00:12:28.660 Nice. This bit, this is how stupid she was. She don't want to book me the headline. She wants to put me on a show with like eight other comics for a week, and then got the nerd to ask me, or ask my agent, does he sell tickets? 1.00

00:12:44.900 Ooh. 0.98

00:12:46.040 Bitch, you booking eight other comics. Why the fuck does the bulk rely on me? 1.00

00:12:51.820 Because they want to screw you over, it sounds like. 1.00

00:12:54.520 Man, I rob all the Montreal motherfuckers, bro. They don't know who they bring to Montreal. I get banned from Canada. 1.00

00:13:01.740 Fucking with me, though. They must know how America's going to play fair. Y'all think Trudeau is a motherfucker. 0.99

00:13:07.140 We got hella Trudeau down here in the States. Like, no, come on. You ain't finna make me do a 400-seater venue, and you book all your friends, and then you try to get me $500 a day. You got me fucked up, lady. 1.00

00:13:21.200 Is that where, because I know some other comedians, they do a showcase to be on Just for Laughs, and there's like a Halifax, Nova Scotia Comedy Festival, too. Would that be what that's for? 0.99

00:13:33.960 That's the thing. I don't give a damn about Just for Laughs, because, I mean, I'm not being boastful, but I'm pretty sure. I mean, well, I got plenty of friends who did Just for Laughs, and I sell more tickets than all of them.

00:13:44.300 They don't even tour. So, I mean, you know, comedy festivals are a thing of the past. You know, you might have got famous from that 15 years ago, but ever since social media, your career is kind of in your own hands.

00:13:58.100 They probably don't let people say whatever they want at that as well, I would imagine, because they try to.

00:14:04.220 I mean, they had Patrice at JFL. There's a clip of him doing JFL.

00:14:09.080 But, I mean, they fired the guy from JFL for saying the word niggas, so I know I can't say what I want to say.

00:14:16.160 Which guy?

00:14:17.880 The guy who was booking it. They got him for being racist or something.

00:14:21.180 I don't know who that is. Can we find that, Olivia?

00:14:23.420 His last name is, what is his name? Yeah, I'm sure.

00:14:30.500 Just look up JFL Booker racism.

00:14:34.460 Fifty people come up. It's a very Canadian thing.

00:14:37.920 The thing about that is why they treat it like it's so special here is because they get backing from the government to air it on.

00:14:44.380 Is it Jeff Singer? Jeff Singer?

00:14:45.480 Yeah, Jeff Singer. Jeff Singer.

00:14:47.980 What did he say, Lincoln? Can you read it word for word?

00:14:50.420 Yeah, don't skip out no explicit language. Say the n-word.

00:14:56.120 It says that a talented booker behind the Just for Laughs Comedy Festival in Montreal has resigned after repeatedly using the n-word in front of auditioning comedians.

00:15:07.780 This is quote. He said he was just repeating the language of someone he was talking to.

00:15:14.160 Exactly. It's not like he hatefully said nigga. He was probably like, if you're going to say the word nigga, just say it. 0.98

00:15:24.580 That's probably what he said. That's probably what he said.

00:15:27.640 You heard that, Lincoln. You're allowed to say the n-word if it's a song, I think is what David Luby is trying to tell us.

00:15:33.020 Man, look, I don't care why people say the n-word, dog. Whatever repercussions y'all get is on y'all. Y'all say the n-word at all.

00:15:42.160 If you lose your whole family, don't look at me because I'm going to say, yeah, I said he could say it, but we know there's a freedom of speech, but there's not freedom of consequences.

00:15:53.000 There's no freedom of speech up here to remind you to be sure.

00:15:57.320 Yeah, there's no freedom of speech. That fucking Fidel Castro side baby, Trudeau, was locking y'all bank accounts. 0.99

00:16:05.480 That's right. That's going on right now, if you didn't know. They're doing this whole commission about the trucker protest, and Trudeau's going to have to testify, I think, in a couple weeks. 0.99

00:16:15.080 Yeah, bro. So do people up there say that he's Fidel Castro's side?

00:16:22.320 That's like a thing, because you could never confirm it, but what's he going to do, sue you over it? So people say it all the time.

00:16:29.420 Yeah, allegedly he's Fidel Castro's baby because his mama and daddy were some freaks, and she went to Cuba because Canada has always had a strong relationship with Cuba, and she wanted to get fucked by a dictator. 0.99

00:16:42.920 Notice the first few letters. Yeah, very good. She wanted that dictator. 1.00

00:16:50.840 Do you care about the midterms coming up? Are you going to vote in the governor's race there?

00:16:58.720 Man, I don't really care about nothing, but...

00:17:03.440 I already paid attention. It was November the 8th, right?

00:17:05.960 Mm-hmm. 1.00

00:17:06.560 Uh, I mean, that fucking, that fucking flower boy or flower child who's running here in Texas should not win. 1.00

00:17:15.200 Uh, Beto? 1.00

00:17:17.040 Yeah. 1.00

00:17:18.060 Yeah, he sucks. 1.00

00:17:20.180 He's going in on a skateboard, uh, you know... 1.00

00:17:25.200 That ain't, yeah, Texas...

00:17:27.480 It ain't enough...

00:17:28.020 Enough people haven't moved to Texas to change Texas, thank God.

00:17:32.020 That's what they say their stated goal is. First, we're going to turn it purple, then we're going to turn it blue, and then I guess just...

00:17:41.020 Bro, it's too many, it's too many, it's too many rednecks and hillbillies in Texas. They will, they will go out and start shooting everybody who drives a Prius, I guarantee you. 1.00

00:17:50.280 Do you live in Austin, or do you live in one of these, uh, like, towns just outside of Austin, or the Dallas-Fort Worth?

00:17:58.520 That's for poor people, bro. I live in Austin. I live downtown Austin.

00:18:01.940 Oh, okay.

00:18:03.080 I mean, here...

00:18:03.820 The Red Band area?

00:18:06.020 Huh?

00:18:06.480 The Brian Red Band area, is what I'm told?

00:18:09.360 Oh, Red Band, look, look, like, 40 minutes away.

00:18:12.000 Let's talk about one of my favorite podcasts other than this one.

00:18:15.620 And wait, before I do that, your YouTube channel, I think the first time you came on was at 15,000.

00:18:23.460 Now it's well over 100,000.

00:18:25.800 Congratulations.

00:18:26.240 Congratulations. This is one of the fastest I've seen anyone's channel get that big.

00:18:30.700 I think it's been just a few months.

00:18:32.760 Uh, David Lucas on YouTube.

00:18:35.220 Tell, what was your strategy there?

00:18:36.980 You wanted to make it, like, your reaction to news items, and then you basically just reviewed it, and you mix it in with your stand-up.

00:18:45.340 True?

00:18:45.520 Yeah, so at first, you know, just to get the ball rolling so people would just see my face, I was doing, like, you know, six to eight videos a week because my thing was one of these is going to hit.

00:19:00.020 Um, I hired a producer, Brian, great guy out of Virginia.

00:19:05.640 Um, we put a viral, we put a clip up with me going back and forth with a BLM person.

00:19:13.640 Our first week together, we went viral.

00:19:16.640 Uh, and then after that, it was kind of, you know, uh, uphill, uphill and downhill.

00:19:21.180 I mean, it's still, it's still uphill, bro, because, I mean, sometimes I'll put out a video and only gets 4,000 views, which I'm like, damn, like, I have 80,000 followers on Instagram, and, you know, um, a bad video for me is 10,000 views.

00:19:39.160 You know what I'm saying?

00:19:40.120 So, like, I really, I really don't understand YouTube like that, because I'm like, how do I have 100,000 subscribers and a video do fourth, like, out of, like, that don't even equate statistically.

00:19:49.760 Like, how is there only 4,000 views on this video?

00:19:53.060 But, um, it's just, you know, um, staying consistent, putting stuff out, uh, being in Texas and being on Kill Tony definitely helps.

00:20:02.660 Um, yeah, it's just, I don't put as much as I used to out because I'm way more busy, but I'm trying to get back to that.

00:20:09.560 But, uh, I put my long form podcast on there and I continue to put my clips up.

00:20:14.020 Um, and as I'm on tour, I got to find somebody to actually film me while I'm in Canada because I want to put, uh, some, uh, crowd work from Canada on my YouTube.

00:20:25.000 We can try to send somebody from Alberta out to terrible Winnipeg. 0.97

00:20:29.300 Oh, I mean, the good thing is they put me in a five-star hotel.

00:20:32.620 Nice.

00:20:32.980 Okay.

00:20:33.640 Well, um, but I don't know if Canada five-star is American five-star.

00:20:38.480 Probably not.

00:20:39.520 It's probably you get free breakfast and they might change your sheets.

00:20:44.660 I know.

00:20:45.220 Like, yeah, you gotta wake up too early to get that free breakfast.

00:20:48.500 It'd be like free breakfast from 6 to 8.30.

00:20:50.600 I'm like, nigga, what?

00:20:53.360 Let's talk about, I wanted to ask you about Kill Tony.

00:20:56.440 It's one of my favorite podcasts.

00:20:58.380 What makes it so natural, or we could use the word easy, for you and Tony to go back and forth roasting each other?

00:21:05.840 Because I know you guys aren't sitting there preparing due to the nature of the show.

00:21:12.020 What, why does it come so easy to you guys, or just you, if you don't know his thought process there?

00:21:17.460 I think, um, I think because over the years that I've been on Kill Tony, me and Tony have really just developed a brotherhood and, um, kind of like, you know, I'd say, like, he's one of my best friends.

00:21:29.920 Um, so just that mixed with we're not roasting each other maliciously, and it's kind of like, you know, like, two great basketball players playing one-on-one.

00:21:41.700 Like, we play each other very good, but no matter who wins, we both know that we're still at the top.

00:21:47.600 So, um, you know, like, just roasting him is, like, I feel like we need a damn TV show together, just our, just the way we mix so well, and we're, we're total opposites, uh, you know, in most other aspects of life.

00:22:02.400 And, uh, I think that just calls for good roasting. 0.55

00:22:05.760 I think, I'm, I don't think I'm alone in this.

00:22:08.540 Sometimes when I watched Kill Tony and I don't want to watch the whole thing, I'll skip to your part and William Montgomery's part.

00:22:16.360 I think those are the two overwhelmingly money-making parts of the show.

00:22:21.300 Right.

00:22:21.900 And I think that's, people will go and search for that on the, the, or whatever you do.

00:22:27.860 Um, yeah, I can, uh, I can definitely see that because, um, I say, um, the talent pool in Austin is just not there.

00:22:39.460 Um, the sustainability for, you know, good comics, like, uh, you know, like, I feel like the more Austin gets stuff, the more consequences they'll have because there's not many consequences in Austin.

00:22:53.840 Like, there's, there's no reason for these comics to do better.

00:22:57.400 Like, when I was starting comedy in LA, bro, like, if you went to the comedy store and bombed, don't go back for, like, two years.

00:23:05.440 And that goes pretty much, that was pretty much any comedy club.

00:23:09.240 Like, you, you get that opportunity and then you don't capitalize on it and you do bad.

00:23:13.480 Like, yo, as, you, you might as well just go back home for two years, get funny and come back because there were too many people there trying to make it into, you know, very few spots.

00:23:24.260 So, people in LA, I feel, and New York, New York is, I feel like they get better because of the, the, the repetition.

00:23:31.260 They get, they get so many.

00:23:32.780 Like, when I was in New York, I was doing four or five shows a night.

00:23:35.080 But in LA, we have such limited spots.

00:23:37.560 And at the comedy store, you know, for potluck, you only get three minutes.

00:23:41.500 So, you want to go up there and murder.

00:23:43.420 So, um, I just think that's the problem in, uh, in Austin.

00:23:48.480 Like, these comics, they don't have any reason to get better.

00:23:52.300 So, does that mean there's too many mics for them to go onto and there's not enough competition?

00:23:59.140 No, it's just that they can go to a show and bullshit and not do well and they'll be up the next night when that didn't happen in old LA.

00:24:08.720 Like, if, you know, um, right when social media was popping off, when I moved there, like 2010, 2011, you know, you didn't want to catch an L or a bomb at the comedy club because everybody would hear about it.

00:24:21.460 So, uh, you would go to these open mics and, you know, you would work it out.

00:24:26.920 And at these shitty open mics, you would just hit so many, like, before I went to the comedy store, I probably got on stage, I'd say 200 times before I even, you know, signed up for potluck at the comedy store. 0.93

00:24:39.760 Like, because I would just go watch, but I would never sign up because I, I just felt like I know I shouldn't be going here to bullshit, you know?

00:24:48.360 So, um, yeah, you know, um, that's one thing, that's one element that's missing in Austin, uh, importance.

00:24:57.380 There's no importance.

00:24:58.680 Everybody's like lax, laxydaisical.

00:25:01.600 Um, yeah.

00:25:03.980 And I mean, they keep getting booked.

00:25:05.420 Like there's, there's, there's, there's really no reason.

00:25:09.380 Like you can go to many of your shows in Austin and see terrible comedy and you'll continuously see them saying people get up and it's like, how?

00:25:18.360 Well, the, I think the show itself in Kill Tony is so unique that it's, there's trying to pop up a copycats up here is what I'm being told is that people are trying to do it.

00:25:34.320 And it just doesn't work because even the talent up here isn't there.

00:25:38.620 There's still, from what I hear, suffering from extreme woke-ism in the comedy scene.

00:25:44.700 Um, you know, there is Ryan Long's, uh, partner.

00:25:49.900 Do you remember his name?

00:25:51.640 Livia.

00:25:53.300 Oh yeah.

00:25:53.860 I just met Ryan Long not too long ago.

00:25:55.760 Uh, Danny Paula Shuck.

00:25:57.800 He got canceled.

00:25:59.040 My friend Ben Bank has got canceled.

00:26:01.140 So there's still clubs here that are disassociating.

00:26:04.140 What does it, what does it mean to be canceled?

00:26:06.140 Okay.

00:26:06.560 Well, they, uh, they literally canceled their show.

00:26:09.660 Oh, that's, that's not canceled.

00:26:11.080 That's just one building taking away a show.

00:26:13.920 Okay.

00:26:14.380 Well, I'm sorry.

00:26:15.520 Okay.

00:26:16.200 They, I'm just saying that I, I mean, that has happened to me, bro.

00:26:19.240 That like there, I've been booked at places and then they, you know, they'll be like, oh, I'm so sorry.

00:26:24.760 We didn't, I'm like, Hey, I am not tripping.

00:26:27.700 Well, he was only giving me a few hundred dollars anyway.

00:26:31.400 For canceling your show for being offensive?

00:26:36.080 Yeah.

00:26:36.660 Or they, you know, I might've been booked on a showcase and they're like, oh, we didn't realize David was this type of, like, that's happened many a times. 0.63

00:26:45.560 When I was with my old manager, like people would book me on shit and then he sent it to me.

00:26:49.680 And then like a few days later, they probably Google me or something and then see that I talk about everything. 0.90

00:26:55.780 But why do you start a comedy club if you're going to, it's like.

00:27:01.140 Well, these were not necessarily comedy clubs.

00:27:03.840 They were just like, like say, um, some, uh, some, uh, what's the word I'm looking for?

00:27:11.540 Some, uh, promoter was putting on a show, like at a theater and they hit my manager up like, oh, we're, we're, we're bringing this person, that person and this person.

00:27:20.600 And then we think David would be good to add to this, uh, four, four city theater run, you know, like that.

00:27:30.400 So I wouldn't, I wouldn't necessarily say it was the venue.

00:27:33.300 It was the people maybe trying to, but this was also like. 0.99

00:27:36.520 In the height of this woke shit, like it's dying. 0.98

00:27:41.140 Nah, this is like last year, 2021, early 2021. 0.99

00:27:45.440 It's crazy how much this stuff moves along.

00:27:48.480 I think most people are over it now and people will just go somewhere else.

00:27:51.780 I mean, there was a comedy club down the street that took on those shows.

00:27:54.680 So I guess it just happens.

00:27:56.600 People are just gonna have to stop going, I guess.

00:27:58.780 Bro, you know, what's crazy, bro.

00:28:00.220 People, um, people act like they, they have to, like, bro, just don't go like that.

00:28:06.580 Like, you know what I'm saying? 0.99

00:28:07.520 If you don't support it, fucking don't go. 0.99

00:28:10.100 Like, I don't like death metal. 1.00

00:28:12.020 I don't like screamo. 0.98

00:28:13.500 I don't want to cancel them, but I just don't fucking go. 0.98

00:28:16.980 You, you don't put your dollars where you don't support. 0.99

00:28:20.900 Like, I don't like I have nigga. 1.00

00:28:22.300 I don't go. 0.99

00:28:23.360 I don't want them canceled for them terrible ass pancakes. 1.00

00:28:26.560 Do we have I hop here, Lincoln? 0.98

00:28:28.380 Don't go.

00:28:29.080 Oh yeah.

00:28:29.400 Yeah, we do.

00:28:31.720 Niagara Falls.

00:28:32.880 Are you sure you're telling me?

00:28:34.780 Niagara Falls on the Canadian side or the American side?

00:28:37.580 Canadian side.

00:28:38.720 It's where seniors go to gamble.

00:28:42.580 Wow.

00:28:43.400 I went to Niagara Falls in 2020.

00:28:46.120 I was at, uh, uh, Hamilton.

00:28:48.960 And Hamilton at Levity.

00:28:51.620 Hamilton?

00:28:52.960 Yeah.

00:28:53.780 Is that the name of the place or the city?

00:28:55.840 That's the city.

00:28:56.540 That's nowhere near.

00:28:57.720 Yes, it is.

00:29:01.900 Hamilton in the U.S. side or the Canadian side?

00:29:05.460 Hold on.

00:29:05.860 What are you asking me?

00:29:07.140 Where is Hamilton?

00:29:09.260 Hamilton, Canada next to Toronto.

00:29:11.600 Yeah.

00:29:11.820 That's not close to Niagara Falls.

00:29:13.760 I didn't say it was, but I went to Niagara Falls.

00:29:17.320 I went to the Canadian side and it didn't seem like it took that long.

00:29:21.080 Maybe an hour.

00:29:22.160 Hamilton is close to Niagara Falls.

00:29:23.700 Is it?

00:29:24.260 Yeah.

00:29:24.400 How can you be that close? 0.99

00:29:26.040 Look at this Canadian dummy. 1.00

00:29:28.520 Fucking Canadian dummy. 1.00

00:29:29.800 How I know more about your geography than you ain't got to do I? 1.00

00:29:31.620 Give it to me, David.

00:29:32.800 I'm waiting.

00:29:34.500 I'll post a full reel of roasting of me.

00:29:37.620 And I won't think that's where I am. 0.82

00:29:38.780 I would say don't kill y'all yourself, but y'all ain't got guns to do it properly.

00:29:42.840 They just further banned handguns here.

00:29:48.540 You can't buy them.

00:29:50.220 You can't sell them and you can't transfer them to anybody.

00:29:54.200 You can still own one if you already had one, but they just did all that stuff.

00:29:58.260 They think it's going to help a crime, but there's a school shooting yesterday.

00:30:03.820 Do y'all have crime like that?

00:30:06.540 Oh, yeah.

00:30:07.540 Oh, yeah.

00:30:08.040 And just in some areas is what it is.

00:30:11.060 I imagine Toronto because y'all got a lot of foreign like Jamaicans and all that up there. 0.99

00:30:18.560 It's the niggas that bring crime to y'all city. 1.00

00:30:21.320 It's not the white folks committing crime. 0.99

00:30:23.620 I'm not a white folks.

00:30:25.440 Jane and French, I guess, is the area. 1.00

00:30:27.980 Y'all motherfuckers lack. 1.00

00:30:29.200 Y'all lack vitamin D, bro. 1.00

00:30:30.960 Y'all ain't committing no crime. 1.00

00:30:32.180 Y'all niggas depressed and shit. 1.00

00:30:34.580 Yeah, look at you, bro. 1.00

00:30:35.480 You think you're about to kill your girlfriend, but you ain't about to go out and rob nobody. 0.79

00:30:41.060 And I don't care about a lot of robberies. 0.61

00:30:43.080 You don't.

00:30:44.360 So what kind of crime do y'all have?

00:30:47.280 Traffic infractions. 0.99

00:30:49.900 Get the fuck out of here. 0.99

00:30:52.340 Stabbing is the one you'll hear about the most, I think. 1.00

00:30:57.080 In terms of a violent crime.

00:30:59.540 Stabbing is so personal.

00:31:01.080 It is.

00:31:01.700 Yeah.

00:31:02.900 Go get on my bad side, David Lucas.

00:31:04.380 I had a trip planned to Texas, but I can't get in because I'm not vaccinated.

00:31:11.140 You can't get in to where?

00:31:12.700 The United States.

00:31:13.620 If you're not a legal resident or citizen, you still can't fly in if you don't have two shots.

00:31:20.700 But you don't got to be vaccinated to go to Canada now.

00:31:23.620 Exactly.

00:31:24.180 Isn't it crazy?

00:31:25.320 That don't make no sense.

00:31:26.920 No, it doesn't.

00:31:27.580 I think they're probably waiting until after the election to announce it either way.

00:31:32.160 But at the end of the day, bro, you ain't finna stab nobody in Texas.

00:31:35.400 We carry guns.

00:31:37.360 I can get one transferred to me down there for sure if I live there. 1.00

00:31:41.540 You come down here with that stabbing shit if you want to. 1.00

00:31:45.880 David Lucas stabs reporter who tried to stab him. 1.00

00:31:50.540 That'll be the.

00:31:51.120 I ain't stabbing nobody. 1.00

00:31:52.480 I'm going to shoot you, bro. 1.00

00:31:53.400 Oh, that's fair. 1.00

00:31:54.940 The moment you look like you're reaching for a fucking. 1.00

00:31:58.560 I'm going to pistol whip you and then shoot you in your face. 1.00

00:32:01.600 This is taking a turn. 1.00

00:32:04.060 I'm not going to shoot you in your face. 1.00

00:32:05.540 I'm going to shoot you in your chest so that your family can show your face during your funeral. 1.00

00:32:09.920 That's very mafia of you. 1.00

00:32:15.020 The title of this podcast is going to be David Lucas Threatens My Life.

00:32:20.420 That's not actually that bad.

00:32:21.820 I don't think David Lucas Threatens My Life.

00:32:24.140 I don't think that's a threat.

00:32:25.380 That's just showing you how I'm protecting myself.

00:32:27.760 I believe in self-defense and the first, second amendment and the first.

00:32:34.000 We don't have either of those here. 0.99

00:32:36.520 Y'all ain't got shit in Canada. 0.99

00:32:37.680 I don't even know y'all are national anthem. 1.00

00:32:39.060 I bet you know I'm national anthem.

00:32:41.080 You know O Canada if you heard it.

00:32:46.580 I think so.

00:32:47.620 I think you've seen a basketball or a hockey game where a Canadian team is playing.

00:32:53.740 Say me a bar.

00:32:54.980 Say me a bar.

00:32:56.120 Oh Canada.

00:32:59.280 That's all you got.

00:33:00.360 That should be enough.

00:33:01.340 That's the whole song.

00:33:02.840 Yeah.

00:33:04.980 Anyway.

00:33:06.620 Go ahead. 1.00

00:33:08.440 Y'all goofy as shit. 1.00

00:33:09.780 You know, I was a fan, David. 1.00

00:33:13.220 Now I'm not so sure.

00:33:14.280 Olivia, can you bring up that cultural appropriation thing?

00:33:18.460 Oh, let me see that thing.

00:33:19.620 You got your own cue card.

00:33:20.920 Yeah, that's right.

00:33:21.400 You big time.

00:33:22.500 That's right, David Lucas.

00:33:23.940 And if you were here, I'd get you to sign it right there.

00:33:27.040 How much does that studio cost?

00:33:28.600 The studio cost $1,000?

00:33:33.060 A month?

00:33:33.480 No, the actual set.

00:33:38.080 Studio is in our office.

00:33:40.740 Nice.

00:33:42.580 Yeah, so you come to Toronto, you can experience this.

00:33:45.360 Yeah, when I come to Toronto, I'm going to sit in and know yours.

00:33:47.580 I'm going to be there.

00:33:48.940 Appreciate that.

00:33:50.080 So Halloween just ended, of course.

00:33:53.020 But in Canada, we send around.

00:33:56.220 Go ahead and throw that up, Olivia. 1.00

00:33:57.460 We go ahead and send around what you can and cannot wear.

00:34:02.060 Where is this out of?

00:34:03.980 Mississauga, I think.

00:34:05.460 Let's see this.

00:34:06.780 You want to read some of those off?

00:34:08.220 No, no, no.

00:34:09.340 Make it smaller, yeah.

00:34:11.060 Halloween costume day.

00:34:12.580 Halloween can be a time for fun.

00:34:14.260 Think critically and creatively when choosing a costume that honors the dignity of each human person so that everyone can enjoy themselves.

00:34:22.380 Costume ideas should avoid the following.

00:34:24.600 Please note that this is not an exhaustive list.

00:34:27.340 Any cultural stereotype, blackface, the COVID-19 pandemic, a person with differing abilities, people with mental illness, individual experience in homelessness, body shame and body objectification, animal cruelty.

00:34:42.700 Culturally specific references.

00:34:46.000 Example, day of the dead, hula, a prisoner, anything trivializing, anything mocking gender identity, anything transphobic.

00:34:53.740 Depictions of violence.

00:34:56.800 Culture is not a costume.

00:34:58.660 Trying on another race, culture or identity contributes to stereotypes and causes real harm to communities that have been historically marginalized and who continue to face systemic oppression today. 0.99

00:35:08.980 So what the fuck can you be? 0.98

00:35:10.840 I think it's wild that you can't even do that day of the dead stuff from Central American countries where that's literally just like you're painting your face as a skeleton. 1.00

00:35:21.880 So what can you be?

00:35:24.080 Can't be a ghost.

00:35:24.900 What does that leave?

00:35:26.260 Ghost would be mocking like mediums and fortune tellers. 1.00

00:35:32.000 Or you could say that I think that ghost is my family member that he's dressed at and he died tragically.

00:35:37.320 I don't know what else is on there.

00:35:40.560 You can't do anything based on any culture anywhere.

00:35:44.580 You can't mock the pandemic.

00:35:46.620 Can you mock a different flu or something?

00:35:49.720 Oh, I'm going to get pulled off for that Lincoln saying flu.

00:35:52.500 Yeah, you better you better believe that.

00:35:55.060 We might actually have to for YouTube.

00:35:57.880 You will.

00:36:00.540 Yeah.

00:36:00.840 Could you mock like the 1918 Spanish flu?

00:36:07.660 Maybe.

00:36:08.100 I think so. 0.83

00:36:09.120 As a black person, could I dress as a slave? 0.93

00:36:13.120 I think so. 0.94

00:36:16.580 But then they might tell me that I'm not slave enough or I'm not black enough. 0.66

00:36:19.920 You could dress as, it would be offensive if you dressed as a slave from a different country, I think. 0.98

00:36:27.040 Like if it was like the Arab slave trade or something like that.

00:36:31.280 Or Irish. 0.74

00:36:33.320 Anything could be offensive.

00:36:34.720 This is just where we're at in this country where they have to say these lines.

00:36:40.200 The thing you say at the bottom there where historical oppression, systemic oppression.

00:36:45.400 We went and did a report the other day at a university and they have a people of color only lounge.

00:36:51.460 So we went to go sit in there, of course.

00:36:53.440 And we asked people and the white kid says systemic oppression, of course, on this campus. 0.89

00:37:02.540 Black people are marginalized. 0.95

00:37:04.060 Everybody else, but white people are marginalized. 0.96

00:37:06.940 Okay, would you be okay with a white or European lounge? 0.87

00:37:10.540 And he says, no, that's white supremacy.

00:37:12.680 Then I ask a native guy how he feels about it.

00:37:16.260 He says he just doesn't care.

00:37:17.440 That's what most people said that aren't white.

00:37:20.560 They just don't care. 0.68

00:37:21.360 And inside the lounge, there was also a bunch of white girls. 1.00

00:37:25.200 So that was confusing, too.

00:37:26.820 What?

00:37:28.760 Yeah, there was a table of white girls doing homework that looked at us like we shouldn't be there. 0.99

00:37:36.460 White women are certain white women, not all white women. 0.95

00:37:41.040 Okay.

00:37:41.360 But these type, how did a flag get in here?

00:37:44.020 What the hell? 1.00

00:37:46.520 Some white women are going to destroy the country. 1.00

00:37:49.040 Well, yes. 0.99

00:37:54.180 Here, it's everyone, though.

00:37:57.420 This is a people of color lounge, and you're in here.

00:38:01.440 Yeah, I was.

00:38:02.860 And they were.

00:38:03.460 No, I'm saying the white girls. 0.93

00:38:05.240 Yeah.

00:38:05.980 I don't know what, I don't know if people just don't care there.

00:38:10.020 We got a couple dirty looks, but nobody said anything.

00:38:13.740 There was nobody monitoring the door.

00:38:15.440 It was right outside a all-gender bathroom, and then across from just this, like, five pride flags of different variations.

00:38:24.200 You got your trans flag. 0.87

00:38:25.860 You got your native trans flag.

00:38:28.240 You got your regular pride flag.

00:38:30.100 There might have been more, Lincoln, but I didn't see them.

00:38:32.560 This sounds like a joke.

00:38:34.600 This is probably one of the more chill campuses for universities in the province.

00:38:41.000 We've been to, I went through several different universities this summer because they had more vaccine mandates.

00:38:48.700 They wanted the booster shot mandated.

00:38:51.100 So we went to the University of Toronto.

00:38:52.960 Where else did we go?

00:38:54.220 We went to Durham University, Ontario Tech, or whatever.

00:38:57.600 We went to a different campus.

00:38:59.520 I would say, ask those girls, how do they feel about, you know, the shots altering their periods, but these type of girls don't want to procreate anyway. 1.00

00:39:09.060 So the sad thing was, is that this is probably the most chill campus of all of them, and they still just, every turn, every corner you go on, every billboard or corkboard you see,

00:39:21.460 it's all be tolerant, equality, equity, social justice.

00:39:29.960 Here's our native speaker coming to teach you about diversity.

00:39:34.100 And that's the best school you can go to in terms of that stuff.

00:39:40.300 Yeah.

00:39:40.920 Yeah.

00:39:42.400 It's definitely, I don't know what to say about it, bro, but it's something.

00:39:46.900 Let's move on to social media.

00:39:50.800 Elon, is he going to save us?

00:39:53.580 Do you care?

00:39:55.960 Is he just going to institute it a different way, the censorship?

00:39:59.440 How do you feel about it?

00:40:03.160 As long as he brings Trump back, I don't care.

00:40:06.180 Now, do you think he should bring back basically everyone that they've banned in the same form?

00:40:12.020 Or just like...

00:40:13.080 Yeah?

00:40:13.280 Absolutely.

00:40:14.200 But Trump was the most entertaining.

00:40:16.140 Yeah, but he's got his own thing now.

00:40:19.120 That's the thing.

00:40:19.820 Parler?

00:40:20.540 Parler?

00:40:21.140 No, his is truth social.

00:40:23.360 Kanye owns Parler now.

00:40:24.060 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:40:25.300 Yeah, Kanye owns Parler.

00:40:26.900 Truth social, yeah.

00:40:28.480 Yeah, I don't know.

00:40:32.020 Well, the thing I see now is that there's like three different competitors to Twitter for right-wing people,

00:40:38.540 and these celebrities that I've never heard of say they're going to leave Twitter, but where are they going to go?

00:40:43.760 I think they're going to have a rude awakening as to how hard it is to build a social media platform with a couple hundred million users out of the world.

00:40:51.840 Twitter was before Instagram.

00:40:53.680 Yeah, Twitter was right around Facebook's time.

00:40:57.820 Yeah, Twitter been out for a long time.

00:41:00.300 It went down, then it came back up.

00:41:03.560 But I don't know, bro.

00:41:08.160 The thing I don't understand about Twitter is that they were banning people, but you could go watch whole sex tapes on Twitter.

00:41:14.340 Yeah, I imagine it's a way a lot of people make money from that still.

00:41:20.220 I don't know if you can actually just make money from Twitter content, but it's a lot for promoting anything.

00:41:26.680 There's terrorist groups on there.

00:41:28.360 YouTube is not designed to make Alphabet, the company that owns Google money.

00:41:35.480 It's apparent to me that a lot of this is just about being able to control the political message.

00:41:41.500 So that's what I think.

00:41:42.360 I don't even think Zuckerberg really wants Facebook anymore because it's kind of become this old, you know, grandma centric social media platform.

00:41:51.920 He's focusing on like virtual reality and everything.

00:41:54.600 That's my VR impression right there.

00:41:57.060 Yeah, I got one.

00:41:57.800 I got a Oculus.

00:41:59.660 Yeah.

00:42:00.940 Yeah. 1.00

00:42:01.300 And a pocket pussy. 1.00

00:42:02.240 I'm going to be single for forever. 1.00

00:42:05.500 Well, I don't get what I never deal with a bitch again. 1.00

00:42:09.420 I don't know what the goal is there, because one of the examples he said was you could call a person on meta. 0.97

00:42:18.120 So you want to call a person who's also wearing goggles to speak face to face with their avatar when you could just use, you know, a video call or FaceTime.

00:42:28.780 Yeah, exactly. 1.00

00:42:30.060 That's pretty stupid. 1.00

00:42:30.920 I don't even know how to use that Oculus like that. 1.00

00:42:35.120 I'd be fucking up anyway.

00:42:36.480 So I'm going to have to get one of my keys to show me. 0.97

00:42:40.200 Doesn't.

00:42:40.660 I know this is two Red Band references, but I believe he does a podcast or something in virtual reality, doesn't he?

00:42:50.140 But I don't know what he I don't know what that man doing here.

00:42:55.540 He probably do.

00:42:56.600 I mean, I know he like all that technology stuff.

00:42:59.680 So he probably do.

00:43:01.540 Yeah.

00:43:02.620 What does David Lucas want to talk about?

00:43:05.780 I'm talking about whatever I want to talk about, big dog.

00:43:08.340 We out here.

00:43:09.480 I'm out of notes because I answer questions too well.

00:43:14.640 You answer questions too well.

00:43:16.320 Exactly.

00:43:17.180 So what's the next step for David Lucas?

00:43:19.560 You're going to this.

00:43:20.980 Well, you're not going to this showcase.

00:43:22.820 Are you just touring?

00:43:24.600 Are you on your own tour?

00:43:26.700 Are you are you going with somebody else around?

00:43:29.740 Yeah, I feature for people and I got my own hairline and dates.

00:43:34.460 And we are we are we are dug in dug in it up.

00:43:38.400 You know what I love was those videos where you go and talk to people on the street.

00:43:42.180 You should do that while you're in Winnipeg and make a lot of quiet Canadian people uncomfortable. 1.00

00:43:47.540 Oh, let me find a video person.

00:43:50.180 I damn sure do it.

00:43:51.220 Because when you go out into the street and tell people things that they don't expect in Austin, Texas, it really neutralizes them. 0.84

00:44:00.160 And you end up getting really good conversations out of them, I feel like.

00:44:02.740 Right, right, right.

00:44:04.040 Yeah.

00:44:04.260 I mean, when you have a black guy that looks like me with locks and tattoos and a large frame, you don't expect them to pop up to you and say that I support Trump.

00:44:15.880 So that throws them off right there.

00:44:19.700 And, you know.

00:44:21.880 I think you got a Fox News contract coming your way because those questioning people at like gas stations, if they miss the prices from the Trump era, those things are going off the charts.

00:44:33.980 Yeah.

00:44:34.460 Yeah.

00:44:35.600 Yeah.

00:44:36.000 I need to I need to get back out there.

00:44:38.160 I'm BS.

00:44:39.500 Yeah, I need to get I need to get back out there and film some more streets.

00:44:42.740 The streets want to hear from me, though.

00:44:44.120 Yeah, streets, too.

00:44:45.160 The streets, too.

00:44:48.620 The streets want to hear from me, too, David.

00:44:51.000 Don't get it twisted, OK?

00:44:52.100 I go out there and I go in downtown Toronto.

00:44:55.600 People have no idea who I am.

00:44:57.620 They don't have any answers to any questions at this point.

00:45:00.720 At this point in 2022 in Toronto, you ask somebody a political question.

00:45:06.780 They're running away.

00:45:07.900 They're pretending they don't hear you.

00:45:09.340 They're pretending you don't exist. 1.00

00:45:10.400 We did this recently with a comedian and he said, this is stupid. 1.00

00:45:14.680 Nobody will stand and talk. 0.99

00:45:16.280 And it basically makes you feel like everybody is self-censoring themselves.

00:45:22.380 I don't know if you get that down there.

00:45:23.700 Probably not nearly as much.

00:45:25.200 But people, I mean, people don't want to go against the government for anything.

00:45:28.900 I mean, you know, that's one of the good things about America.

00:45:33.060 We have sort of free speech.

00:45:34.940 But I mean, also, like people out there ain't trying to get their bank accounts locked up.

00:45:41.120 I mean, y'all a little bit different. 0.99

00:45:44.020 And I can see why people in Canada want to say shit. 1.00

00:45:48.840 Yeah. 1.00

00:45:49.120 I totally get it.

00:45:50.780 Pardon?

00:45:52.140 I said, I totally get it.

00:45:53.420 I totally get it.

00:45:54.040 Why people in Canada don't want to say anything.

00:45:56.760 It's it's this weird, really weird situation we're in.

00:46:00.980 Nobody really talks about the actual problems in our country.

00:46:04.040 I mean, we have this trucker convoy commission going on right now.

00:46:07.320 But there isn't really any talks about the gas prices, the inflation rates, the immigration rates.

00:46:15.120 How much how much does American politics affect Canada from a Canadian person?

00:46:20.380 Extremely.

00:46:21.100 It's almost all of it.

00:46:22.640 And it goes both ways because something happens in the U.S. like a school shooting.

00:46:27.000 And then they say, this is why we ban guns or this is why we need to ban them more or something like that.

00:46:32.700 Or, you know, illegal immigration is a problem in the states.

00:46:36.900 And then they say in Canada, well, we are compassionate up here and we agree that the border should be, you know, we shouldn't be separating families.

00:46:46.420 And this is why we give people at our border such great benefits and everything.

00:46:51.800 So everything that happens from a Republican standpoint in the U.S. becomes something they use to say, hey, this is why we're so liberal.

00:47:00.460 Because we don't have these problems.

00:47:02.340 We don't have Republicans.

00:47:03.420 And this is what will happen if you put a conservative in.

00:47:06.640 Do you think liberals are trying to create in both America and in Canada, do you think liberals are trying to create a new voting group?

00:47:15.560 Because they know that the older the people that are getting older see that they're not doing anything.

00:47:23.020 So they have to allow the illegal immigrants to come in so they can treat them pretty nice so that they'll push for them when it's time for election. 0.99

00:47:31.580 Well, yeah.

00:47:32.760 And I think this happens in most Western countries.

00:47:34.880 And now it's the controversial great replacement theory is what they try to say.

00:47:39.780 But I think inherently, especially and it happens in Europe, too, with with migrants.

00:47:44.720 If you come to a country and all you really know is that this government brings you in and in Canada, you'll get a place to live, basically an income and a very high tier of health care.

00:47:57.320 You'd say, well, they're doing a great job.

00:47:58.980 They have all this stuff for me.

00:48:00.320 So why wouldn't you vote for them and keep that going?

00:48:02.940 But the problem is, is what eventually happens is that as the system collapses, you were not able to give people all these free things that you promised.

00:48:11.080 Now, they just announced today, I think it was 500,000 more immigrants per year by 2025, which you have to understand America, I think, lets in just over a million a year legally.

00:48:23.380 But Canada is one tenths the size and we're going to let in half that number.

00:48:28.540 So it doesn't really make mathematical sense.

00:48:31.280 Yeah.

00:48:31.620 I mean, I've been when I was in Canada and what's health care call?

00:48:36.320 It's just like universal health care.

00:48:38.400 They call it a lot of people.

00:48:40.220 Well, a few people I talked to didn't like it.

00:48:42.140 What are what are what are some of the things that you don't like about universal health care?

00:48:45.480 Well, if you don't use it, you still pay a lot for it.

00:48:49.220 And it's not exactly the way people frame it as I think I got this fly.

00:48:54.260 Hold up. 0.99

00:48:55.100 Damn. 0.99

00:48:57.860 So the way Bernie Sanders says we need to have this system like Canada has, he completely lies or he just doesn't know what he's talking about. 0.99

00:49:07.000 I don't know if he what he's thinking at his age, but you can have private health care here.

00:49:11.960 You can have health insurance through your work or you can go and pay like a monthly fee for health insurance like you can in the U.S.

00:49:19.660 I'm sure.

00:49:20.800 And what it is here is if you don't have anything, then major things are covered.

00:49:27.420 And I get the benefit of that.

00:49:28.700 But you still pay for prescriptions.

00:49:31.000 You still pay for an ambulance and everything.

00:49:33.420 And if you don't use that, I mean, more than a couple times like a year, then you're paying for a lot of stuff.

00:49:41.300 And what ends up happening here is we have so many government programs is that they're just constantly asking for more and more money.

00:49:48.000 So through the lockdowns, the government was just pumping money through them left, right and center.

00:49:53.700 And everybody still says, oh, you're not paying nurses enough. 0.98

00:49:57.420 Oh, you're not building enough hospitable beds.

00:49:59.860 And now what we're facing now is the the teachers like staff union, like the janitors and the teachers assistants and everything.

00:50:09.400 They're supposed to be going on strike today because they think that their yearly raise doesn't match inflation.

00:50:16.080 So they want something crazy like an 11 percent raise every year.

00:50:19.820 The government says no one percent, but inflation six percent.

00:50:23.980 So we're just going to keep artificially inflating government wages that other people don't get.

00:50:28.800 And this is the system we're in where we have all these government programs.

00:50:33.220 And for some reason, we can afford to put way more money into them than everybody else can can earn.

00:50:40.180 Right. Right.

00:50:41.220 And then the system is supposed to just somehow work.

00:50:43.380 I don't understand.

00:50:44.940 Right. True. True.

00:50:46.860 Hmm.

00:50:47.200 Hmm. That's so my solution is give people a choice to opt out.

00:50:53.940 I mean, you know, like a lot of like in Canada, I'm in Canada and California.

00:50:59.880 Similar.

00:51:00.480 They were tough. Yeah, very similar.

00:51:02.600 They were talking about, I think, making the minimum wage like 15 or 20 bucks an hour.

00:51:07.620 And people were like, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00

00:51:10.020 And I'm like, you idiot. 1.00

00:51:11.800 It's all it's all going to balance out. 1.00

00:51:14.040 Well, you're still going to be just as broke as you were before when they increase rent prices and increase grocery prices.

00:51:21.040 So you might as well just leave it where it's at.

00:51:23.280 Like, you don't understand cause and effect.

00:51:26.280 And they try to do a federal minimum wage increase in the U.S.

00:51:30.400 They keep asking for that.

00:51:31.720 But the cost of living is so different.

00:51:34.380 I mean, I haven't been to these places.

00:51:36.220 I imagine rural Alabama doesn't cost as much as Hollywood.

00:51:41.080 You know what I mean?

00:51:41.640 So you can't be like this person gets paid $20 an hour here and it's the same as getting $20 an hour somewhere else.

00:51:48.220 You know what I mean?

00:51:49.640 Yeah.

00:51:49.880 I mean, I was in Appleton, Wisconsin, and they had apartments for like 600 bucks.

00:51:57.120 And I'm like, oh, you really can make it off of, you know, $10, $11 an hour here.

00:52:02.680 I wish.

00:52:03.800 From what I gather, Wisconsin, Ohio, Michigan, it's pretty much Canada.

00:52:08.060 I've been to Ohio and Michigan.

00:52:09.620 It's pretty much Canada.

00:52:11.040 Except with different rules.

00:52:13.460 Yeah.

00:52:13.900 You can have guns.

00:52:15.060 All of them.

00:52:15.640 Right.

00:52:16.320 Yeah, we don't have that.

00:52:17.740 They say, they call soda pop just like we do.

00:52:20.920 That's the main thing I was noticing.

00:52:23.260 Yeah.

00:52:24.080 They have some Wendy's.

00:52:26.740 I don't know what you guys have in Texas.

00:52:28.420 Some Sonic or something that we don't have?

00:52:30.060 We have Whataburger.

00:52:30.880 Steak and Shake.

00:52:32.620 Steak and Shake?

00:52:33.760 Yeah, that place is good.

00:52:35.000 We got, I don't think, I don't know, I don't know if we got Steak and Shake in Texas.

00:52:40.160 I ain't never really seen one.

00:52:41.380 On the East Coast, they have it.

00:52:42.500 Is that your internet or my internet tripping?

00:52:45.560 Is that what?

00:52:48.120 Who internet tripping?

00:52:49.040 Mine's or yours?

00:52:50.000 Yours, apparently. 1.00

00:52:52.040 Damn, bro. 1.00

00:52:52.540 I got Google Fiber. 1.00

00:52:53.500 Is this supposed to be the best shit? 0.99

00:52:55.000 It's always supposed to be the best, but it never is. 0.99

00:52:57.660 We have like two internet companies here.

00:53:00.900 They all, and phone companies.

00:53:02.260 Two of everything.

00:53:03.200 Internet, TV, phone.

00:53:05.820 What else?

00:53:06.540 Car.

00:53:09.000 You have an electric car yet, David?

00:53:12.120 I ain't gonna answer that.

00:53:15.180 You're friends with Joe Rogan.

00:53:16.740 He's gonna force you to get one.

00:53:18.320 All he talks about is how fast that new Tesla is.

00:53:22.180 I ordered one.

00:53:24.380 Cybertruck or the car?

00:53:27.300 Cybertruck and the car.

00:53:29.640 From the apocalypse coming, I guess.

00:53:31.700 You're gonna need one.

00:53:33.220 Yeah.

00:53:33.700 When the world ends, I'm driving my car straight through a building.

00:53:37.540 Just to see if it's really tough like that.

00:53:40.320 That might be legal in some places, but maybe not after the war.

00:53:44.120 I can do it if it's at a BLM rally and not get charged.

00:53:47.300 Did that happen?

00:53:49.240 But they was doing everything else, so why I can't drive a truck for a building?

00:53:52.780 Oh, I see what you're saying.

00:53:54.260 Yeah.

00:53:54.560 I like the thought now that they're spreading around the CNNs and the MSNBCs is that there's

00:54:02.320 no crime spike, inflation's way down, everything's amazing, job wages are way up, job numbers are

00:54:10.780 way up.

00:54:11.420 It's this magical thing where after you shut everything down, the numbers start to go back

00:54:16.580 up anyways, and you praise it.

00:54:18.840 Well, in America, we are in a toxic relationship with our government. 1.00

00:54:26.160 They continue to fuck us without a condom, and they continue to lie to us. 1.00

00:54:31.560 They lie so much because, like, bro, I see what's out here. 1.00

00:54:36.160 Like, you act like I don't have eyes.

00:54:38.720 Like, I don't know what the government or mainstream media will have to do.

00:54:44.140 They had to put me on the news to get people back on their side.

00:54:46.540 Well, they used to do stuff like that.

00:54:49.700 They don't do that anymore.

00:54:50.760 I think of the classic Patrice O'Neill clip of him on Fox News where some woman was outraged

00:54:57.620 at him.

00:54:57.980 Do you remember that?

00:54:59.500 Yes.

00:55:00.180 He was like, how do you know what funny is?

00:55:02.680 Yeah.

00:55:03.320 If they did that, I feel like CNN would have a lot better viewership if Don Lamone had you

00:55:10.800 on in the morning show, his new morning show. 0.91

00:55:13.480 Man, I don't want to be on that nigga show. 1.00

00:55:14.840 I reached out to your friend, William Montgomery, again.

00:55:19.340 I got him to respond.

00:55:21.220 I reached out to him on a cameo, and he says he's on a beach somewhere.

00:55:28.620 He burned his legs.

00:55:30.580 He ruined an Amtrak.

00:55:32.260 So, thank you for, I don't know if you told him last time, but thank you if you told him

00:55:41.420 anything about me.

00:55:43.140 Order a cameo for me, nigga. 1.00

00:55:45.260 You want me to? 0.98

00:55:46.820 Hell yeah.

00:55:47.540 How much do you cost?

00:55:49.540 For you, 200.

00:55:51.380 200?

00:55:52.040 William Montgomery is going 55 Canadian.

00:55:54.680 So, you got some competition.

00:55:57.600 Oh, let me know how much mine is Canadian.

00:55:59.940 David Lucas cameo.

00:56:05.680 40 US.

00:56:07.340 54.

00:56:08.080 It's the same thing.

00:56:09.540 All right.

00:56:10.100 I'll order that soon.

00:56:11.720 And then I'll use it to, I'll exploit you in your labor for my own gains with that.

00:56:18.180 Yeah, order like 10 of them.

00:56:19.980 Yeah, David, I make that much money that I can just order $500 worth of cameos, okay?

00:56:26.720 Man, you got a studio.

00:56:31.040 I wish I could have taken the money instead of the studio.

00:56:35.440 No, the studio's nice.

00:56:37.340 You got an office?

00:56:39.340 Not my own office.

00:56:42.160 Who you share it with?

00:56:43.260 I share it with two writers, writer Dave and writer Doug.

00:56:47.960 He used to have his own office.

00:56:49.620 Yeah, it was taken away from me, David Lucas.

00:56:52.560 Oh, they can't even snatch that bit.

00:56:54.360 They're like, you out here talking against us.

00:56:59.020 It's because I had you on, basically.

00:57:02.460 Good.

00:57:03.440 How did our episode do online?

00:57:06.500 I don't know.

00:57:07.500 They all do better when you're actually sitting here or something.

00:57:10.560 It's the number one thing I've noticed.

00:57:11.940 So, that's more incentive for you to come to Toronto. 1.00

00:57:15.620 Give me some money, bitch. 1.00

00:57:16.940 Yeah, I'm just about to come out there for free. 1.00

00:57:19.400 The comedy clubs will pay you.

00:57:21.420 I'm just, you know, this is a friendly, like, I'll come to Texas.

00:57:26.960 You don't have to pay me.

00:57:30.080 I'll pay you in content.

00:57:32.280 Isn't that what they say?

00:57:33.220 I'll pay you in exposure.

00:57:35.400 Oh, yeah.

00:57:35.660 I'm over that, bro.

00:57:37.120 We'll go out.

00:57:37.800 We'll do some street content.

00:57:39.100 I'll take you to a local poutinery that you love.

00:57:44.880 Hold on a second. 1.00

00:57:47.860 I'm matching with a bitch on Tinder. 1.00

00:57:49.660 No, you're not. 1.00

00:57:50.560 Why are you lying, David?

00:57:51.580 You're talking to...

00:57:53.100 I know.

00:57:53.860 I'm joking.

00:57:55.500 You're a faithful man.

00:57:58.240 You're probably married.

00:58:01.740 No, I ain't married.

00:58:04.480 Courthouse kind of guy.

00:58:05.600 No big wedding kind of guy. 1.00

00:58:06.960 Don't no girl want to marry my crazy ass. 1.00

00:58:10.940 Oh, man. 1.00

00:58:11.860 How much time do we have here, Olivia?

00:58:14.760 She doesn't know.

00:58:15.680 Okay.

00:58:16.120 We can keep going if you have something. 1.00

00:58:17.840 Why you got a useless white girl? 1.00

00:58:20.460 A what? 1.00

00:58:22.100 You got a useless white girl. 1.00

00:58:23.220 Wow. 1.00

00:58:23.660 Are you going to take that, Olivia?

00:58:26.100 What choice she got?

00:58:27.680 She in Toronto.

00:58:31.560 She's canceling that cameo right now, I think.

00:58:35.220 She'll be all right.

00:58:36.960 Well, David, it was great to have you again.

00:58:41.060 Ask her if she won a real job working at my studio. 0.93

00:58:44.820 Oh.

00:58:46.480 I'm joking.

00:58:48.280 She's not opposed.

00:58:50.940 Texas Freedom.

00:58:53.580 The American National Anthem.

00:58:56.440 Tex-Mex.

00:58:57.160 That's the number one thing I would go there for is the Tex-Mex.

00:59:00.500 David.

00:59:00.740 Oh, the food in Austin is amazing.

00:59:03.020 When you come down here, I'll treat y'all.

00:59:04.380 I appreciate that.

00:59:06.720 Here's some barbecue.

00:59:08.020 We don't have barbecue here. 0.97

00:59:10.460 Y'all food is disgusting, bro. 0.95

00:59:12.320 First of all. 0.97

00:59:13.320 I'm told it's better than, like, England and Scotland still, though.

00:59:17.620 Yeah.

00:59:17.960 England has horrible food.

00:59:20.240 Shout out Louis Brackpool in the UK.

00:59:22.140 But Canada is right there.

00:59:25.600 It's not far.

00:59:27.300 What's why you got to get the French food from my people?

00:59:30.720 Things smothered in cheese and gravy.

00:59:32.940 Joe Rogan's favorite restaurant is in Montreal, Quebec, just for the record.

00:59:39.200 See?

00:59:39.520 Bro, every restaurant he go to is his favorite restaurant.

00:59:41.720 I've heard that every time we go to a restaurant, he's like, this is my favorite restaurant.

00:59:48.160 It's got elk meat, I guess.

00:59:51.080 He a real big steak eater.

00:59:53.420 Yeah.

00:59:53.860 I wish I could afford these steaks, Dave Lucas.

00:59:56.520 Again, this is Canadian money here.

00:59:59.000 It's basically Monopoly money at this point. 1.00

01:00:04.480 Damn, bro. 0.99

01:00:05.680 Is that bad? 1.00

01:00:06.820 Yeah, it is.

01:00:08.520 You get a discount.

01:00:11.000 When you come to Canada, you'll notice you're getting, like, a 35% discount on everything.

01:00:17.040 When we see a commercial from the U.S. and talks about a $1.99 menu or a 99-cent menu, you know that's not Canada.

01:00:24.400 You know that's not being offered here.

01:00:27.720 Why?

01:00:28.440 Was it like, you said I get a 35% discount in Canada?

01:00:31.600 Yeah, just from the exchange rate.

01:00:34.160 Oh, got you, got you.

01:00:35.700 But you ever heard the phrase, those who ask for nothing get everything? 0.96

01:00:40.300 Yes.

01:00:41.480 That's kind of how it is in the world of entertainment, bro.

01:00:44.380 As long as, when you don't come to, especially people like Rogan and other big names I work with,

01:00:51.180 when you don't come to them with your handout, they'll do whatever they can for you.

01:00:55.940 I'll keep that in mind when I meet David Lucas.

01:01:00.760 Just sit there looking sad, and he'll do it. 1.00

01:01:03.220 Man, I damn sure ain't about to give you shit. 1.00

01:01:05.740 Come on, man. 1.00

01:01:07.840 Come on, man.

01:01:08.900 I give you some barbecue.

01:01:10.360 That's what I want.

01:01:12.000 And the rainwater when you get down here.

01:01:14.380 I've got my, what are those sticks called?

01:01:18.700 Sticks?

01:01:19.020 I got a bunch of them.

01:01:20.080 The things that let you drink any water.

01:01:21.920 Life straws.

01:01:23.180 I got a bunch of those.

01:01:24.720 You know what that is?

01:01:26.020 Well, let me pee in some toilet water, then you drink it.

01:01:28.440 I'll do it.

01:01:29.380 $1,000.

01:01:30.780 You white for real. 0.99

01:01:32.920 You ain't French. 0.99

01:01:34.460 You white. 1.00

01:01:35.320 You're sick, man. 1.00

01:01:36.880 You're a sick man, David Lucas. 1.00

01:01:39.400 This is what you want. 1.00

01:01:40.100 I give you $1,000 if you let me pee in my toilet, then you use that Life straw to drink it.

01:01:44.900 Does it have to be on camera or no?

01:01:47.120 Hell yeah, it's going to be on camera.

01:01:49.340 $1,000.

01:01:49.940 $1,000.

01:01:50.840 I'll have to think about that one.

01:01:52.120 $1,000.

01:01:53.020 And I'm talking about, I'm about to make sure I was drinking the night before.

01:01:57.760 You about to get some liquor pee.

01:02:02.040 That'll be how I get my big break.

01:02:05.120 This ain't going to be no water pee.

01:02:06.500 This is going to be liquor pee. 1.00

01:02:07.480 This shit going to be stank. 1.00

01:02:09.800 It's going to be stank and dark. 1.00

01:02:11.840 I'm going to be getting on all the podcasts now after that. 0.96

01:02:15.600 Hell yeah, bro. 0.92

01:02:16.380 That's going to blow you up right there.

01:02:17.580 Bro, you'll probably get a Life straw commercial.

01:02:21.440 Like, you'll be the...

01:02:23.580 Oh, you're the spokesperson for Life straw. 0.96

01:02:27.220 For real.

01:02:27.960 You'll probably get a deal.

01:02:30.320 Are you sick of not being able to drink your own urine? 0.77

01:02:33.300 Life straw. 0.99

01:02:35.220 Bear Grylls drunk his own pee.

01:02:37.080 He showed us how to do it on that show he used to have.

01:02:40.260 Bear Grylls.

01:02:41.320 Right.

01:02:43.000 Joe Rogan did it too, now that we're talking about him.

01:02:45.300 He did it on, like, a radio show.

01:02:47.680 Yeah.

01:02:48.200 Joe Rogan.

01:02:49.820 Leota Machida is another guy, former UFC fighter who did it.

01:02:54.020 Brazilians, you know?

01:02:55.480 Mm-hmm.

01:02:57.200 David Lucas, make sure you tell Tony Hinchcliffe to come on my show

01:03:02.440 because I love him.

01:03:03.640 Appreciate all your hard work on YouTube.

01:03:07.360 Again, one of the fastest channels that I've seen grow in a long time.

01:03:13.060 Probably because nobody...

01:03:14.160 Pardon?

01:03:14.940 When we first met, I was at $15,000.

01:03:17.260 I believe so.

01:03:18.860 And I'm at, like, $110,000 now.

01:03:21.380 That's right.

01:03:22.680 I've been watching.

01:03:24.040 And that podcast was, like, just earlier this year, right?

01:03:26.440 Yeah.

01:03:26.860 I think probably around February or March.

01:03:29.140 We'd have to go back to check, but...

01:03:30.860 Oh, wow.

01:03:31.860 Wow.

01:03:32.300 I can check right now.

01:03:33.200 Let me go look.

01:03:34.180 See when I posted that clip.

01:03:35.220 I paid close attention, hoping you'll post the shirtless videos,

01:03:41.100 but I never get them.

01:03:42.300 That's what I'm really waiting for.

01:03:44.220 What shirtless videos?

01:03:45.420 The ones you've been sending me, man.

01:03:48.320 Oh.

01:03:48.960 This boy, Hick Craig.

01:03:52.580 Let me see.

01:03:53.420 Where were we at?

01:03:53.800 We also had you on to talk about the Chappelle thing,

01:03:56.560 so don't confuse the two.

01:03:59.960 David Lucas, Rebel News, Andrew says,

01:04:04.340 this is what's most exciting.

01:04:06.300 When I got on your show, was I...

01:04:08.380 Oh, I forgot.

01:04:09.520 They took that video down.

01:04:10.840 April 10th, 2022. 0.99

01:04:13.840 Damn. 0.99

01:04:15.460 May, June, July, August, September, October. 1.00

01:04:18.760 So six months.

01:04:20.020 Yeah.

01:04:20.360 And almost 100,000 more.

01:04:22.600 They took that video down.

01:04:23.640 And I forgot, bro.

01:04:24.940 Which one?

01:04:26.560 When I was on your podcast.

01:04:28.900 Who's they?

01:04:32.100 Oh, no, they didn't.

01:04:33.000 It's right here.

01:04:33.660 April.

01:04:34.140 Yeah.

01:04:34.700 It's just Shadowban.

01:04:35.700 That's all.

01:04:37.000 Yeah.

01:04:38.300 More men and women sports, please, was the title. 0.78

01:04:41.560 Perfect.

01:04:41.920 I was more men and women's at...

01:04:45.920 Yeah.

01:04:47.860 I remember on your page, there was some comments.

01:04:49.860 They didn't like me.

01:04:51.520 That just happens, you know, when...

01:04:53.780 They're like, who is he?

01:04:55.300 Who is he to say men can play women's sports?

01:04:59.520 They took it the wrong way is why.

01:05:01.760 They thought you were actually advocating that men play in women's sports.

01:05:07.040 When I thought the obvious joke was that if they do that, like LeBron James, they will

01:05:12.660 dominate and people will see the hypocrisy, David Lucas.

01:05:15.800 But, you know, the internet's the internet.

01:05:17.660 It's internet, I-N-N-A-N-E-T.

01:05:22.900 Or George Bush, the internets of her...

01:05:25.540 You want to invest in the internet with me?

01:05:28.240 I do.

01:05:29.380 Internet 2.0.

01:05:31.000 We went to that conference.

01:05:32.540 That's all we heard.

01:05:33.160 You can't even...

01:05:33.940 Internet.

01:05:34.840 I-N-N-A-N-E-T. 1.00

01:05:36.800 Internet.

01:05:37.100 Internet?

01:05:37.680 Like Internet James?

01:05:39.720 No, just Internet.

01:05:41.220 I don't know what's happening.

01:05:42.820 What are you trying to tell me?

01:05:44.080 That's going to be my thing, the internet.

01:05:49.000 And what does it do?

01:05:50.980 It's going to be like the internet, but it's the internet.

01:05:54.300 And what's the difference?

01:05:56.120 It'll be affordable internet, but it's called the internet.

01:05:59.060 It won't have the R.

01:06:00.860 Like Net Zero, you remember that?

01:06:03.900 Yeah, it'll be...

01:06:05.200 It'll probably be Bluetooth, Wi-Fi.

01:06:08.940 Well, this sounds like a very profitable company, David.

01:06:12.800 I'd like to get in on the ground floor and be your Steve Wozniak.

01:06:17.960 You want to invest $15,000 right now while you're on the air?

01:06:20.600 And then I'll match it?

01:06:21.820 I'll invest $15,000 while I'm on the air.

01:06:29.180 I don't know.

01:06:29.640 Something just cut out there.

01:06:31.780 I already agreed to a cameo, David.

01:06:33.980 You can't ring me this dry.

01:06:35.900 Are abortions covered under that health care for all?

01:06:38.540 They are.

01:06:39.820 There's no restrictions at all in Canada, which is insane, I think.

01:06:43.680 So you can be eight months?

01:06:45.180 Yes. 1.00

01:06:46.340 Be like, shoot this nigga. 1.00

01:06:50.300 That's what they do. 1.00

01:06:55.700 That's an invest...

01:06:56.920 Open your own Planned Parenthood, maybe.

01:06:58.640 That's an investment.

01:06:59.680 I'm glad you told me that. 1.00

01:07:00.680 I'll never pull out of a Canadian bitch again. 1.00

01:07:03.020 Well, you know... 1.00

01:07:04.540 You can get an abortion up to the day you get birth, bitch. 1.00

01:07:07.780 Shut up. 1.00

01:07:08.020 This is a learning channel. 1.00

01:07:10.180 We're about to be bought out by TLC.

01:07:15.520 That's dope, though, bro.

01:07:17.040 You know, every time I show people your comedy, they say, what's that?

01:07:20.240 And I say, it's his vape.

01:07:21.440 He's the guy who vapes on stage all the time.

01:07:24.380 David, thank you.

01:07:25.480 When are you going to be in Winnipeg?

01:07:26.860 Y'all don't celebrate Thanksgiving the same time as we do.

01:07:32.140 No.

01:07:32.620 That was last month.

01:07:34.460 Yeah, because I'm there during American Thanksgiving.

01:07:39.660 DavidLucasComedy.com?

01:07:40.620 I'm about to tell you, DavidLucasComedy.com.

01:07:42.940 I'm in Winnipeg from November 22nd through the 26th.

01:07:47.440 Get them tickets.

01:07:48.660 There you go, Winnipegians, Winnipeggers, whatever you call yourselves. 1.00

01:07:53.020 DavidLucas.com.

01:07:54.000 Final words.

01:07:54.700 Anything else?

01:07:55.260 Hey, DavidLucasComedy.com.

01:07:58.260 DavidLucasFunny on IG.

01:07:59.920 Holla at your boy. 0.81

01:08:01.160 Send aside when they get to the stalling house side.

01:08:03.820 When they get to the walking.

01:08:05.000 No side for the people that's off in Rush Limbaugh.

01:08:07.280 Boy, you know that I'm talking.

01:08:09.440 Hey, Rush Limbaugh.

01:08:10.920 Boy, you know that I'm talking.

01:08:12.200 Hey, look, Rush Limbaugh.

01:08:14.560 Boy, you know that I'm sent aside.

01:08:16.360 I don't trust a single soul inside.

01:08:18.940 Need to euthanize. 1.00

01:08:20.160 Sit on their ass while they loot the guys. 1.00

01:08:22.600 With their suits and ties. 1.00

01:08:23.760 We rip them off with the strength of God.

01:08:25.400 If I see Nancy Pelosi or Kevin MacArthur, we fighting like Brutacide.

01:08:29.100 Yeah.

Rebel News Podcast - November 03, 2022

ANDREW CHAPADOS ｜ David Lucas Roasts Everything ｜ Andrew Says 97

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