SHNEAKO - How to Trick Her into a Open Relationship

00:00:00.000 all right we got cast in the cut and he came in here he just came in here usually we have like

00:00:03.800 more small talk but i just want to just i just want to get right into it i just want to get

00:00:07.620 right into it he came in here telling me a spicy story so give me a fight breakdown i i saw you on

00:00:12.740 saturday i pulled up to long island i lost my wallet actually um at that crib or no we went

00:00:17.880 to a party after that and i lost it there but um we were able to i think uh peachy found it but

00:00:23.400 you after when i was at that party what happened to you there's there's a story yeah i went home

00:00:28.980 and they were having a little frat, gay-ass frat little party

00:00:32.700 and a whole bunch of just, I don't even know how to explain them,

00:00:36.420 just losers, bro, just lame-ass kids who don't fuck.

00:00:40.000 They don't do anything.

00:00:41.100 You know what I mean?

00:00:41.380 The frat kids?

00:00:42.280 Yeah, all the younger ones, the ones below, the kids who live with me,

00:00:46.000 they're all just weird, bro.

00:00:47.840 So I went home and I go to my room, hammered, got home from the party,

00:00:51.840 and my door is locked.

00:00:52.760 I'm like, bro, I've never locked my door.

00:00:54.300 I didn't even think.

00:00:55.040 I thought maybe I just fucked up and I locked it.

00:00:56.500 so i go to climb through the window and when i look through the window i see some kids smashing

00:01:00.800 in my bed what position just missionary i'm telling you they're lame was he beating it out

00:01:05.020 they're lame bro i don't know was she moaning i couldn't hear bro it's through the window was

00:01:09.120 she enjoying it she didn't end up enjoying it i don't think either so what happened so neither

00:01:13.660 of them came so i was happy that i mean you you stopped the nut yeah i stopped the nut at least

00:01:18.660 so i started banging on the drum like yo get the fuck out you didn't climb through the you should

00:01:22.320 have climbed through the window and surprised him no that would have been gay's help that's

00:01:26.320 your room that's not gay that's your room bro i like the way i went about it you should have

00:01:30.340 scared all right so what happened what happened i wouldn't want to fight him if he's butt-ass

00:01:33.160 like dick swinging you let him get changed first yeah he like put his clothes on then he came out

00:01:38.040 and then i just started cursing both in the mouth like yo you're a fucking whore fucking

00:01:41.280 random people's beds go tell your dad you're a slut call him when you get home and get the

00:01:44.780 fuck out my house because i was just fuming how drunk are you i was pretty faded okay like i had

00:01:49.540 of bottles to rock to myself it's a rock your favorite yeah yeah and then he comes out and i'm

00:01:54.260 like going up the stairs i'm like thinking i'm like bro do i let him go home do i hit him do i

00:01:57.580 let him go home do i hit him and i'm like bro this kid was fucking in my bed he doesn't even know me

00:02:01.400 like what complete rando yeah complete rando like i've seen him before in the crib i've never had a

00:02:06.360 conversation with this what size is he how tall than you yeah a little bit not too much way more

00:02:11.080 than you probably okay so so he was coming up the stairs and i'm like bro you're fucking dumb

00:02:16.600 you're dumb you're dumb and i just like i started getting progressively more angry because i'm like

00:02:20.220 this kid was fucking in my bed yeah and i just hit him once i just hooked him and it's like a thin

00:02:26.580 staircase just going around like this so i like hooked him into the wall and he just crashed put

00:02:32.000 a hole like this big in the wall probably from his shoulder or something and then i just kept

00:02:37.060 hitting him then he wrestled me down like hit me like three four times in the head yeah and then

00:02:43.020 i flipped them all didn't hurt huh did it hurt at all nah i was a little sore in the morning i'm

00:02:47.720 not gonna lie i was a little sore right and you were probably drunk too i mean yeah must have

00:02:51.040 made the hangover 10 times worse yeah i was a little sore i'm not gonna lie but then so you're

00:02:55.040 wrestling right now you're at the bottom of the stairs or the top of stairs now we're like on the

00:02:58.040 floor like he like wrestled me back and then he just had me like i literally had my back to him

00:03:02.320 and he was like on top of me but i think he didn't want to fight or something bro because he could

00:03:05.460 have fucked me up bad the way he had me yeah like i couldn't really do anything and he just like

00:03:09.660 kind of stopped and when he stopped i just like reached over grabbed him like that i kind of

00:03:14.280 flipped him over and i had him again and then they came and broke it up he probably just felt bad

00:03:17.860 like he you know he knew he was in the wrong yeah i just think he's not like that but he had you in

00:03:22.880 like you hit him first and he had you down yeah he could have i mean yeah that's he pinned you

00:03:29.360 uh who separated the fight uh the kids would live with me oh break it up break it up were

00:03:34.960 you still cursing at each other or like what what was not he just went home like he just like got

00:03:39.100 up and just went down the stairs and left where was the girl during the situation uh she was at

00:03:43.900 the bottom of the stairs ah stop stop nah she was dead quiet she was being quiet yeah let her rock

00:03:49.180 she was just bro what was she gonna do you know what i mean did you probably doesn't even know

00:03:52.560 this kid like that just rando yeah you should have smashed her after he left that would have been

00:03:57.760 was she bad nah a little white girl like a little your favorite sorority girl yeah just

00:04:04.320 you're just tight bro come on she wasn't bad like that i would have done it don't get me wrong but

00:04:10.040 yeah my head was just it wasn't it wasn't in that space that's the first thing i would have thought

00:04:13.560 like i gotta fuck this bitch now like you're fucking in my bed it's my bed you're mine now

00:04:17.860 like i won the fight like this is the prize like you get out you stay yeah okay you leave

00:04:23.680 you're good though that would have been perfect bro you would have been so mad about that and

00:04:29.140 he deserved that too yeah a good cuckolding yeah that party was kind of whack bro it was

00:04:35.520 you were on the aux the whole time though so like you're i was just chilling bro yeah

00:04:38.900 the one before that the night before that that was lit like just a orgy yeah like this two kids

00:04:46.320 from brazil that were my fifa player boys friends they were both smashing one was smashing right

00:04:51.300 behind a door with a big ass hole in it because you know how shitty that crib is and they got a

00:04:55.000 film uh video threw the hole in the door like an upward point of view from his gooch of him just

00:05:01.240 yeah you sent that to me that shit was nasty though i didn't send that shit i don't know you

00:05:04.860 sent me all these weird gooch videos uh but that was a party or was that just like you and three

00:05:10.060 four people no it was like a party and how many people different rooms probably like 40 50 and

00:05:14.640 everyone was fucking for the most part like in your crib not my crib it was in the same crib

00:05:19.540 you were in just a different group of girls oh okay it was the soccer kids lucky i've never been

00:05:24.620 in one of those parties

00:05:25.180 I've never been to like

00:05:25.940 one of those

00:05:27.500 where it just

00:05:27.960 you missed it by a day

00:05:29.660 instead I go to

00:05:30.640 the fucking sorority party

00:05:31.700 with like

00:05:32.100 every girl looked exactly

00:05:33.100 the fucking same

00:05:34.020 those girls are boring

00:05:35.000 they're all dressed

00:05:36.760 exactly the same

00:05:38.380 jeans with the rip

00:05:39.560 the black crop top

00:05:41.020 the straight hair

00:05:42.040 the same dance moves

00:05:43.140 the same converse

00:05:43.820 they're all the exact same

00:05:45.260 even the black girls

00:05:46.320 there's like two black girls

00:05:47.280 in every sorority

00:05:47.940 or maybe one

00:05:48.480 like token minority

00:05:49.300 and they're the same too

00:05:50.700 they all just fit

00:05:51.980 this uniform of this

00:05:53.060 but you love those

00:05:54.400 you love those i i felt bad because i was with my black friends and they were being kind of like

00:05:58.160 yo who's on the ox this shit is whack like i we're always like that we show up to a party and

00:06:02.560 complain about how white it is like we should not be at this party but that party was like

00:06:05.880 aggressively yeah it was aggressively aggressively bad and it's not like i'm playing this music

00:06:10.040 because i like it i'm playing because i'm trying to get these girls to like but you know the thing

00:06:13.300 i was like i was like damn cast likes cast are really playing all these yeah because i'm not

00:06:17.240 gonna sit there and like be miserable as i play the music what's the point of that you were playing

00:06:20.860 like high school musical god why you just get horny when you play high school do they not one

00:06:26.160 girl was dancing you even tried to put some twerk music and they still didn't even yeah because they

00:06:29.820 don't know how to twerk bro at least it's like try make an effort grind they were just boring at the

00:06:35.080 end of the day those girls are just really boring why like the sorority what's the why go out on a

00:06:38.780 party on a saturday night like what what separates an orgy party from one of those whack-ass parties

00:06:43.520 i don't know girls no there's got to be like a domino effect because there's one if three girls

00:06:47.840 start whoring out than the rest of them do it's just that someone's waiting for someone to do

00:06:51.080 something and then no one does anything the whole night i don't think so i think those girls are

00:06:55.000 just like boring girls they're just good girls like they're just boring boring boring boring

00:06:59.240 that's the only word i can use to describe them so it wasn't just me like that shit was whack

00:07:02.140 that shit was whack as hell that shit was whack how did the party end like was i left way before

00:07:06.440 i left a little bit after you and you just went home yeah i just went home like this is whack

00:07:10.020 so get me off hocks we went to like two other parties after that and i was like yeah it was

00:07:15.300 good to see my like see all the hopster boys and everything like link up with everyone we had like

00:07:19.000 the same core four that was friends for freshman year me toby willie alejandro but it's good but

00:07:24.880 that's the best part is just hanging out with my friends yeah the party is secondary the party's

00:07:28.640 all whack like shitty basement i had to scrub out my shoes the mud for like three hours because

00:07:32.500 my new air max 97s are all white completely ruined so that was your fault you knew that was gonna

00:07:37.380 happen yeah and then there was like we went to like this frat and i knew these kids from like

00:07:41.020 freshman year and then i swear to god we went to all these parties of them um and one kid is the

00:07:45.680 president now i didn't see this happen um but he goes up to to willie and he's like uh yo no

00:07:50.720 disrespect but why the fuck are you here like willie yeah it's like why the fuck are you here

00:07:56.440 like i i've known this kid for so long and willie told me after like what like if you don't leave

00:08:01.640 at one o'clock we're gonna call the cops like of course you're not gonna do that like and willie's

00:08:05.740 like oh we gotta leave at one i'm like bro he's just trying to tell you that he's the president

00:08:08.720 it's a little like power move for him he just wants to that's it that's all it is but it's

00:08:12.560 just so dumb bro it's just yeah what that's how every respectfully like get the fuck out of my

00:08:18.340 house like just just just dude ah yeah bro you know who all showed up to that party that the one

00:08:23.120 kid that um uh that i want to fight from my house who left all the problems oh yeah yeah he was there

00:08:28.920 i didn't even see him again he was like peachy said he showed up for like 10 minutes and then

00:08:32.460 and then he apologized for everything and then left shook ones but he didn't even say sorry to

00:08:37.520 me he just said oh i'm sorry to everybody like how are you gonna say sorry to everybody but not

00:08:41.500 to everybody everybody was there say i'm here i want to hear it bro i oh my god that guy's got

00:08:48.120 me tight for so long now but man was shook man was shook bro even when you guys pulled up to the

00:08:53.300 party i was at one of the kids was like yo like who are these kids i'm like bro do a 360 real

00:08:58.840 quick and see if it matters if they're in here you know what i mean like nobody's doing shit

00:09:02.340 yeah it'd be different if like there were girls like flirting and it was some kind of competition

00:09:06.200 but literally they're not doing anything they're not even talking to you like what do i say after

00:09:09.460 that he's like yeah i'm like all right did i really take that guy's razor one time yeah can

00:09:14.760 you tell us i don't remember that i like i've never blacked out from alcohol before i swear

00:09:18.060 to god but i don't recall that at all yeah so you pulled up and we were drinking feeding you drinks

00:09:23.600 shots of i appreciate it was henny and i don't remember that this was like before we even went

00:09:29.540 to the bar you were already faded when we were just sitting down playing cards and i walked to

00:09:35.200 that bathroom like down the hall to the right and you were literally in there just like like

00:09:39.080 fixing up whatever issue you had on your face and then the kid whose razor was came to and he saw

00:09:45.860 and he's like yeah i'm like bro was it a good razor or like a disposable one uh nah i don't know

00:09:51.680 i don't know i don't remember what kind of razor it was i took a kid's razor yeah and he didn't

00:09:55.940 care no he doesn't give a shit about anything bro he doesn't fucking he doesn't care okay he was he

00:10:00.160 had a sense of humor about it when he brought it up i don't remember that that doesn't sound like

00:10:03.720 me yeah it was you yeah that's why i'm sober so five days sober that was the same night where

00:10:09.740 we went to catch right after you brought the girl home i remember that night and the girl

00:10:14.220 wanted the three-way yeah can i join i remember that i remember that part i don't remember the

00:10:19.040 frazier part that was a good night it was an enjoyable enjoyable party i have the fun of

00:10:23.920 being in those crowd-ass bars you're just sitting in front of it getting hammered yeah yeah not

00:10:27.940 moving and just bumping into people yeah but that bar is reopening again right there's no more

00:10:32.880 mandate or capacity limit on the 19th so probably nice there's no like vaccine thing or anything

00:10:38.380 i don't think so i don't get that i should have said v word uh but i asked patreon for we got

00:10:43.220 more questions again um what else did i want to talk about anything uh well five days sober i

00:10:49.440 cheated twice i had the shot of henny that night i tried not to drink that but when we went to the

00:10:53.460 party afterwards i had one shot of henny not bad i was holding that bottle the whole night i didn't

00:10:57.440 even swig it but was it yours yeah it was mine i was just sharing it i was just the henny spot it

00:11:01.860 for the people yeah wow man i'm a real one you're a ghetto robin hood i'm i'm there that's me the

00:11:08.680 bro college kids you just come in the henny fairy hey everyone have fun there's something it's like

00:11:14.760 having the ox like you know you just get to contribute you know yeah it's something to do

00:11:19.240 facts it's the same thing yeah i cheated last night again well i slipped up last night i had

00:11:26.160 some sake at dinner but that's it five days that's chill yeah just a couple you're not getting drunk

00:11:31.480 not even i didn't get drunk it was just we had like korean hot pot food so like i'm gonna have

00:11:35.740 some sake you know but five days no weed no pills no nothing no weed no weed bro i always like i was

00:11:42.780 tempted the devil tempted me at those parties like some girl came like you want to hear my pen like i

00:11:46.600 almost did but it was dead so god swooped in wow bro blocked it that's a sign yeah it was because

00:11:51.520 i literally i was gonna hit it but how you've been eating how you've been sleeping i've been

00:11:55.440 sleeping way better like sleeping less like six seven hours but i feel way more energized like i

00:11:59.420 i woke up at nine today and usually maria wakes up like way earlier than me but i was up like

00:12:04.300 early like hungry um usually i like lay in bed until like 11 like like on my phone i was like

00:12:10.620 all right i just want to get up i've been i've been feeling like way more productive way more

00:12:13.980 energized especially i've been working out a lot too like with this boxing thing i feel a lot better

00:12:18.540 for real like just in five days i noticed a huge huge huge difference you say you're going 30 days

00:12:23.260 um i want to go at least 30 days but for real like uh i originally wanted to go until i hit a million

00:12:29.420 so 10 million subs i think that's a good incentive you know and then when i reward my

00:12:33.280 what that's perfect you hit a million subs i gotta smoke a joint that's fucking fair

00:12:36.620 no it's more than fair okay i feel like you're not gonna be able to make it that long

00:12:40.240 you don't think so how long do you think it's gonna take me to get to a million

00:12:43.340 how many do you usually grow like a day it's been slow recently it's been slow for

00:12:48.600 it depends like some months it's like 50k some months it's like 6k something so it could be like

00:12:53.780 a few months we're talking about it could like realistically i think it's gonna happen this

00:12:57.460 summer but you're not staying sober this summer no i don't want to be i don't want to be sober

00:13:02.200 this summer at all it's gonna be way too good in new york but um it's a good incentive to like

00:13:06.720 put keep grinding out videos until yeah you know to force myself to get to that one mil

00:13:11.640 facts you know yeah i didn't think of it like that that's what i'm saying it's a good push

00:13:15.720 all right let me read uh max forbes says i've been talking to this girl for over six months

00:13:20.260 this is patreon by the way so if you want to get your advice answered it's four bucks a month you

00:13:26.120 no shame max warp says i've been talking to this girl for six months we've met up a few times but

00:13:30.000 last week she got with someone we worked together don't know what to do stop being a simp you've

00:13:38.060 been talking over six months um i don't think you fucked her yeah that's what he said we met up a

00:13:42.780 few times you probably went on dates and paid and then you didn't have sex you're her friend

00:13:46.300 you're not her lover yeah you're free dinner yeah and also don't shit where you eat right

00:13:52.140 some people say that nah nah you could smash your co-worker you could yeah

00:13:56.320 is that uh then you gotta see him every day like in a very unsexy way like mask on apron on

00:14:05.340 hairnet you know why are you just assuming he works in like fast food because i don't i'm not

00:14:11.380 judging you max i'm just saying that's a very unsexy place like if it's the office same thing

00:14:17.700 like if there's nothing really yeah office is a sexy place you don't think like girls come in

00:14:22.600 the tight dress little blazer yeah you could flirt with her at the water cooler okay what

00:14:29.740 kind of office you work at i mean i don't work in an office anymore but i think it's just like

00:14:32.860 a porno office like i don't think that's really like that um how do you know when ghosting a

00:14:39.720 girl is working and that has three likes this is a weird question but it has to be likes

00:14:43.000 she'll start hitting you up or she'll start like okay seeing your stories first just little shit

00:14:49.480 this is not really like this is the wrong definition of ghost he's assuming that ghosting

00:14:53.660 is just so that she likes you more is that not why you could just ghost because yeah because

00:14:59.960 you don't fuck with her anymore but like that's what he's trying to do he's trying to get her to

00:15:03.160 like him more so he's trying to figure out when does it when does he know it's working yeah she

00:15:07.640 gonna hit you up she's gonna hit you up yeah it's not gonna be like a week or two weeks bro it might

00:15:11.680 take like a month i think a week two months depends how close you guys were before then

00:15:16.360 my attention span is so bad like i can't imagine being interested in someone like two months later

00:15:21.740 if not talking if you get ghosted you might

00:15:24.780 if you're like vibing with some girl from mad along you're smashing then out of nowhere she

00:15:30.320 just cuts you off i don't think he's smashing i think he's just trying to you gotta remember

00:15:34.940 like these guys a lot of these people like 17 18 they're trying to get like relationships

00:15:38.200 yeah even flirting like if you guys if it's kind of mutually understood that this is going to move

00:15:44.120 forward and this might become a relationship is kind of budding then if you go sit out of nowhere

00:15:49.900 they're going to feel some kind of way about it and inevitably they'll want to figure out

00:15:54.940 what happened they'd want the closure i've seen it i'm kind of moving away from like these

00:16:00.500 techniques and stuff like that yeah i haven't used any like the last time i don't think of it

00:16:04.520 like a plan you know i'm saying like trying to like strategically do that when i was trying to

00:16:09.500 do that it didn't work i think it just has to be natural like i don't i don't like negging like all

00:16:16.220 these you know negging negging is when you like like oh your hair is kind of fucked up but uh

00:16:22.040 you're cute we can go to dinner just backhanded compliments you know i'm saying like you you

00:16:25.980 lower her self-esteem so that she likes you more that's negging lower her power level so you can

00:16:30.060 kill the beast uh-huh it's like runescape bro i don't know i i just think that that's just corny

00:16:34.620 and i think that like girls who are worth my time could pick up on that shit immediately like

00:16:40.280 maria for example if i started nagging her like off the she would know she would know what i'm

00:16:44.980 doing she's not stupid i think girls that are worthwhile know what the fuck you're doing or

00:16:49.860 like if you just ghost out of nowhere like she's gonna oh he's doing that because i mean you'll

00:16:54.880 You'll never know until you try.

00:16:57.800 Just nag it for like three days.

00:16:58.960 See what happens.

00:17:01.220 Have you nagged?

00:17:02.100 Do you do that?

00:17:03.100 I never really do that.

00:17:04.680 That sounds like mean, bro.

00:17:06.180 It is mean.

00:17:07.140 That's exactly what you're insulting so that they feel shitty.

00:17:11.940 What the hell's happening?

00:17:14.980 Is that you?

00:17:15.620 Where'd you park?

00:17:17.800 It's not me.

00:17:20.600 Someone's laying.

00:17:21.220 I don't know if you can hear it, but someone's just laying on the horn right now.

00:17:24.880 Still, this horn's been gone for 15 seconds.

00:17:28.300 I think there's like something backing up.

00:17:29.840 I'll try backing up.

00:17:31.960 Fuck it.

00:17:34.700 All right.

00:17:35.340 How about you read?

00:17:36.080 Oh, no.

00:17:36.540 Adam says, how did you pull such a baddie?

00:17:40.300 Is he talking about me?

00:17:42.140 Yeah.

00:17:46.720 Do people know who Maria is?

00:17:48.500 Yeah.

00:17:48.840 She was in my last video for a bit.

00:17:50.360 And she was in the one from the Puerto Rico.

00:17:52.920 She was in there a little bit.

00:17:54.120 one time she was on a live stream for a couple seconds getting a cloud up anybody find her

00:17:59.400 insta yet yeah well yo bro i was in my i was on reddit today and like my subreddit popped up on

00:18:04.960 my front page fuck people on reddit like just fuck redditors like why why is my sub my subreddit

00:18:11.620 is just people mad about at me the entire thing just people angry as fuck like yo it's so ignorant

00:18:20.080 and arrogant like i can't believe he's anti-vax like he's changed like he's like everyone's just

00:18:25.520 he's changed like bro that's those are the top posts like literal essays like school long essays

00:18:33.600 like responding to my videos and angry at me i'll come yeah i used to let you yo they were talking

00:18:38.240 about you on there they talked about um should i show you yeah sure live reaction i don't want to

00:18:44.880 give them react just reddit am i gonna get my feelings hurt no they didn't say anything that

00:18:48.160 bad about you with uh some comment mentioned that like um i can't even stand watching his videos

00:18:53.760 anymore i only watch his podcast on a second channel with cas but even that's superficial

00:18:57.560 and i don't even like it then why the fuck are you watching it you dumb idiot like why would you sit

00:19:03.200 like this is superficial if you're sitting down and taking your time to write out i don't like

00:19:08.280 you don't know then that's just odd like imagine just sitting listening to a podcast i don't like

00:19:12.420 and continuing watching i don't get it bro it's like an hour and a half like if you don't like

00:19:18.100 it for any second why would you continue watching it it's just it's that simple to me people are

00:19:23.500 just weird whoever goes out of their way to write something that detailed about why they don't like

00:19:27.040 like a random person yeah they're just weird that's true but i don't know why that got me

00:19:32.480 because like it was getting upvotes too like those are the top posts the other post is like

00:19:36.400 just pictures of like people posting my pictures and like who's his new girl what's his what's her

00:19:40.720 at could someone find her instagram like bro i always forget like the

00:19:46.560 yeah you just need to stop going on your subreddit i didn't mean to i was just on reddit looking for

00:19:52.300 porn and that's like what showed up my fucking face reddit for porn yeah reddit's the best place

00:19:56.720 for porn you could find any category like if you any specific thing you want to find there's a

00:20:01.340 subreddit for it word i never been on red i even know how to use that shit that's all it's good

00:20:05.720 for the other thing is just nerds like angry at you you changed how old are you like what are you

00:20:13.580 yeah you don't i don't know ah fuck whatever um are friends with benefits worth it look at this

00:20:21.960 profile picture i can't tell if it's a girl or a guy it's definitely a guy isn't it got the fat

00:20:29.660 yitties though i could take a nap on that dominic dare are friends with benefits worth it yeah why

00:20:37.220 not yeah yeah okay is it good to have high standards if that means staying single for a

00:20:42.900 while longer depends if your high standards are warranted some people be having high standards and

00:20:49.720 beggars can't be choosers do you have standards what are your standards i have standards

00:20:54.260 like for dating i never thought about it like in terms of standards just like if i like the person

00:20:58.700 i like the person yeah that's kind of the standard isn't it but i think when people talk about

00:21:03.600 standards like he needs to have a car he needs to have a job she needs to be like oh no no no that's

00:21:08.180 what standards are maybe like yeah no not really you just have to not be dumb if i don't think

00:21:14.120 you're dumb you're already halfway there that's fair that's not much of a standard that's a pretty

00:21:20.860 good one but you'd be surprised yeah i want i'm curious to what his high standards are i wish he

00:21:26.200 listed them yeah or maybe like self-awareness that's a standard but those are just basic

00:21:33.120 qualities that i just like in people yeah exactly i don't i don't know if that's a step that's just

00:21:37.760 no like physiological standards is that the right word yeah like good word good word

00:21:44.560 so i've been playing too much chess bro my brain's just expanding oh yeah we gotta we gotta run it

00:21:49.000 after this right you're gonna get okay for sure i got the board here no we should do it on the

00:21:54.000 podcast where once we wrap up we could play um i should run my laptop stream that shit

00:21:58.160 all right do you think dating apps are pointless i do but you bag a ton of girls off dating apps

00:22:04.780 so i don't know you've never gotten laid from tinder or something nah the most ever gotten

00:22:09.360 was like a swim at a pool that was it that's way yeah like did you talk about that before uh

00:22:15.620 about how you your bio was just like i just i'm just looking for your pool yeah that's pretty

00:22:20.540 what was the question is that worth it that's that's not pointless that's pretty that's a good

00:22:24.940 point if you found a pool from tinder using it to date i've never gotten like anything close to a

00:22:29.560 relationship from tinder i didn't mean to i was just looking to get laid and then i ended up

00:22:35.380 liking her yeah because you're just hopeless romantic am i yeah bro they call me cheeto

00:22:42.260 and i'm the hopeless romantic like what are you talking about really you bro yeah yeah well why

00:22:47.880 you think i'm a homeless what are you talking about you start liking you start liking girls a

00:22:51.280 lot i mean you've never had a girlfriend you're 24 that's crazy i've had like girlfriend ish that's

00:22:57.240 that's not a girlfriend that's crazy like i'm crazy i'm normal that's not yeah liking girls

00:23:03.300 liking people yeah i guess yeah i guess you are more i think i'm the normal i was kind of like

00:23:08.580 condescending there but yeah bro like that once in 24 years you've had a relationship yeah bro

00:23:15.380 you don't crave it at all like you just don't like people i don't get it

00:23:18.560 you never caught feeling you've caught feelings but you've never

00:23:21.640 yeah but i just don't like a lot of girls have told me i'm emotionally

00:23:26.000 unavailable yeah for sure yeah i guess that's it

00:23:29.440 just like childhood trauma and shit what do you think that was for us you

00:23:33.900 want to get into this no

00:23:35.440 let's get let's dig deeper cast like what's really going on here

00:23:41.800 like get like a couch or something so i can lay down full therapy session what so do you do not

00:23:49.900 want to get a girlfriend i mean i was talking about that with maria last night actually we're

00:23:53.340 like what like maria's like has cast never had a girlfriend like yeah never i don't know bro i

00:23:57.160 i just don't actively seek it out but it doesn't happen like you don't just end up liking someone

00:24:02.700 spending more time with them like i had no intention of when i met maria i was like oh

00:24:06.280 yeah she could be she could be a good wifey like just like based on what i got from her but i never

00:24:10.360 like planned on it it just ended up she trapped me no i feel like i always ghost before that

00:24:16.420 time comes but when you like them you ghost them yeah that's the thing like the people who i've

00:24:23.180 had those interactions with i hung out more than once like weeks on end eventually i'm just like

00:24:30.980 get it i don't know why because you're afraid to catch feelings yeah maybe you've never like

00:24:37.220 felt love before i think i have i think i have if you think you have i don't think you have

00:24:43.000 no i feel like do you have you yeah yeah with like i would say like um i feel like love is

00:24:50.960 like a never-ending like you love that person nah love it love is just like a feeling i don't think

00:24:55.660 it's unconditional with girls like sometimes even with girls i wouldn't even say like i love you

00:24:59.920 too like sometimes i'd be with her like oh like i'm feeling love right now but it goes away like

00:25:04.000 you wake up in the morning like you don't it's not there but there's some moments you need a

00:25:07.600 concrete definition for what love is there there is none that's what i'm saying it's just like

00:25:11.760 it's just an emotion it's not something that like just i'm sure i've felt that emotion before but

00:25:17.600 you've never like it's never come up in your head like you're laying with the girl like you're

00:25:21.120 spending good time with her like oh yeah i can eat this girl yeah like i got it

00:25:27.920 nah never maybe i don't know bro i'd have to like search the recesses of my memory

00:25:32.400 wow

00:25:33.680 we're gonna we're gonna we're gonna start we're gonna start a series we're gonna we're gonna

00:25:38.580 find cast love we do an e-date do a couple zoom dates you'll find someone yeah yeah hit me up on

00:25:45.120 zoom my adhd and my relationship i'm trying to work on that what did you do to control it

00:25:51.740 drugs um i always have you put another comment i always have a hard time being consistent

00:26:00.140 how did your ADHD affect your relationships?

00:26:02.900 Well, I don't think ADHD is real.

00:26:04.220 Like, I just don't think.

00:26:06.380 I don't think it's real.

00:26:07.020 Do you think it's real?

00:26:08.400 Have we talked about this?

00:26:09.740 What do you mean not real?

00:26:11.120 It's not a thing.

00:26:12.100 It's not a condition.

00:26:13.340 It's not a condition.

00:26:14.340 Yeah, maybe not.

00:26:15.080 It's not a problem.

00:26:15.980 Like, it's not something you should think of like,

00:26:17.880 oh, how do I fit?

00:26:18.580 It's just how you are.

00:26:20.260 Yeah, I agree.

00:26:21.500 It's not a disability.

00:26:23.000 No, it's definitely not a disability.

00:26:24.200 He's treating it like it's a disability.

00:26:25.420 Like, how does your ADHD affect your relationships?

00:26:27.440 It doesn't.

00:26:27.900 That's just who I am.

00:26:30.140 You get what I'm saying?

00:26:31.220 Yeah, I don't see the correlation

00:26:32.660 between ADHD and relationships.

00:26:35.420 You just have less of an attention span for the person?

00:26:39.340 I had this video.

00:26:41.100 It's on Patreon

00:26:41.640 because my ex asked me to delete it from YouTube.

00:26:46.200 I made this video

00:26:46.820 because she's like a therapy major.

00:26:49.320 That's not the right word.

00:26:49.980 She was a psychology major,

00:26:51.260 wanted to be a therapist.

00:26:52.040 She always talked about how I have ADHD,

00:26:54.040 I'm ADHD, this, that.

00:26:55.300 So I wanted to make a video

00:26:56.560 after we broke up

00:26:58.220 and we just talked back and forth

00:27:00.000 about it she's like oh you were driving too fast all the time and like sometimes you would look at

00:27:03.960 my face and you wouldn't even like be listening and like that's not adhd you're just kind of

00:27:08.720 boring like you were talking to me like about like oh my class this and i'd be saying like i

00:27:15.460 don't care like that's not my fault that you're boring me you're just boring to me that's not

00:27:20.660 adhd it's just we're not for each other you know i'm saying like there's a reason that there's a

00:27:25.680 lack of focus for you because what you're saying is not interesting whatsoever and this is your

00:27:30.860 girlfriend yeah not not all the time but sometimes she'd be trailing on and on i'm like oh god

00:27:36.920 finish like girls are not like most girls are just not good at telling stories girls like

00:27:43.200 especially a pretty girls don't have to be funny yeah they never have to learn how so they just

00:27:47.460 like talk about their day and they don't make it interesting they just expect you to hear all the

00:27:51.700 details of their day and i don't care your day wasn't interesting what you went to class and

00:27:56.680 some your homework your teacher wasn't mean to you like i don't give a fuck that's not my fault

00:28:02.160 like that's not adhd you're just yeah i'm saying so i i what i think he's saying is like his

00:28:08.280 girlfriend probably thinks that like you need to i need more attention i need more attention but

00:28:12.220 your your girlfriend probably just isn't that interesting yeah he tried to tell stories or

00:28:17.720 something that's a skill i feel like it's the most underrated skill of all time storytelling

00:28:20.940 just being able to tell a story females always get the wrong parts of the story they never

00:28:28.200 they don't get to the interesting parts it's just there's just no arc to it there's no build up

00:28:32.660 there's no climax right they don't bring you along the journey they just want you to hear

00:28:36.020 the details that are important to them yeah and also females have a really hard time like

00:28:40.240 not coming off morally good like girls never want to sound like they were wrong or like that that

00:28:46.880 they were not a good person you know they always have to if it's a story they always need to come

00:28:51.300 to like the morally good because they always need to feel like they're good but people aren't good

00:28:55.840 people are all over the place like how you were in a situation isn't perfect and girls are afraid

00:29:00.960 to expose that i agree i feel like everybody is searching for this moral high ground nowadays

00:29:06.640 and it's just so annoying yeah don't you don't always have to be like stop lying you're not a

00:29:12.920 you're not that great yeah and no one's believing it like just tell me the funny thing you know

00:29:18.520 tell me what you were really thinking yeah i genuinely believe like even priests aren't

00:29:23.340 morally above me or you and we're not morally above them no hell no you know like you know

00:29:28.340 one thing i always hear from strippers is that the freakiest dudes are hasidic jews like the

00:29:33.620 jews with the long sideburns the hat and the big beard and the shawl they're the ones like eating

00:29:39.660 a girl's pussy and the like face all up in it in the in the back room like doing the freaky i've

00:29:45.920 heard that from everybody everybody that has said the most religious people like the cult-like people

00:29:51.360 who don't even interact with people outside of their they're like could they come out at night

00:29:55.980 and they need to just let it all out because people aren't perfect bro like you're gonna want

00:30:00.520 it you need to go to the strip club once in a while you need to be a freak you're not gonna

00:30:03.440 just gonna fuck your like boring wife with the long dress to her ankles every day missionary

00:30:08.060 sex to tell her you love her like you need to let the shit out so no one's perfect like

00:30:12.880 priests probably do the same that's why the priest you know i don't want to talk about

00:30:16.380 but you know what i'm saying you know what i'm saying like nobody's perfect like stop

00:30:21.380 trying to be what'd you say little timmy poor little timmy what do you prefer being in a

00:30:27.140 relationship or being a fuck boy yeah wait before we move on are you allowed to eat the

00:30:30.700 box at a strip club no it depends it just depends how much you pay oh yeah it depends

00:30:37.680 of the club not that i would want to i just didn't even think that was a possibility and

00:30:40.380 you're saying these dudes are face deep well it's not just that it's like um like at sex parties

00:30:47.480 stuff like that like i just heard of all this stuff like if you invite strippers over like if

00:30:51.420 you hire strippers or hookers like i've always heard that that hasidic jews are the freakiest

00:30:55.480 ones who like the fattest like most ghetto strippers and just just let it all out you know

00:31:01.320 literally the complete opposite of them that's what they want yeah hasidic jews and i'm not

00:31:07.440 saying that's anything with jews i'm just saying like that's a perfect example of an extremely

00:31:10.940 morally religious person who's supposed to like put on this front that they're really good and

00:31:15.500 holy and connected to god those are the freaks yeah i think the more transparent you are about

00:31:22.400 how fucked up you are makes you more morally sound in my eyes because you're being who you

00:31:27.980 are you're not faking you're not faking it that's why i want to get everybody to cheat

00:31:32.680 because everyone's lying about the fact that they don't want to cheat you're all fucking liars

00:31:37.260 stop calling me cheat like you can keep calling me that but literally i don't honestly think that

00:31:41.920 anybody's monogamous for real i think everybody's naturally wants to fuck as men it's like a normal

00:31:47.860 feeling to want to impregnate as many people as you can that's an evolutionary thing monkeys are

00:31:52.400 like that we're all like we have that inside of us and then as soon as you do you're like oh shit

00:31:56.440 and you come back to reality as soon as you nut but like there's something like like you just need

00:32:00.800 to release jizz everywhere yeah that's natural man feeling so stop lying and like no i love my

00:32:07.240 love her she's the only one like you're lying you're lying a lot of people don't even know

00:32:12.360 they're lying but yeah you just start to believe your own lie and then you convince yourself of

00:32:17.520 it becomes the truth and then you're gonna end up fucking face deep in some big black pussy

00:32:22.820 in a strip club

00:32:23.480 with twirls

00:32:25.940 in your hair

00:32:26.420 that beard

00:32:31.400 has got to feel

00:32:31.920 like

00:32:32.220 ticklish

00:32:34.280 ugh bro

00:32:36.320 that long

00:32:37.100 he comes home

00:32:38.020 after a long night

00:32:38.920 his wife's still awake

00:32:39.740 she's like

00:32:39.980 what the fuck

00:32:40.700 is this

00:32:41.320 what's in there

00:32:41.520 it's part of a weave

00:32:43.420 just the nappiest

00:32:45.180 pube

00:32:45.620 yo

00:32:50.560 Diego says

00:32:52.120 what do you prefer

00:32:52.620 being in a relationship or being a fuck boy and just fuck around both i want both

00:32:57.820 which i have that i have an open relationship now for real for real for real for real

00:33:03.980 is it for real it's for real like she's gonna come back i hope she comes back during the pot

00:33:09.420 because it's for real it's not like she would tell me that it's an open relationship yeah

00:33:14.380 on god on everything we'll wait but on everything i swear to god bro she was literally here leaving

00:33:19.420 heritizing if the one's missing i'm gonna kill you they don't like it like nobody likes i don't

00:33:23.740 want her fucking another guy but it's gonna happen you just might as well accept it like

00:33:27.840 why just be mad about it like it's gonna happen so if it does it's not gonna end the relate we're

00:33:33.040 not gonna have a huge fight about it yeah you get what i'm saying but i think you're gonna end up

00:33:37.640 having way more sex than her because that's just normal like if you really put it down for your

00:33:44.060 main like she's not gonna have the need to do that but for me it's just like i just want that

00:33:48.640 that freedom i just want to be able to do that like if i fly to atlanta for a couple days or

00:33:52.060 if i fly to miami la i want to be you know i'm not gonna not go to the strip club oh got my

00:33:56.760 got the the wife at home like a little chaining ball you know sorry guys sorry fellas gonna stay

00:34:02.340 got an early night like just i don't want to be that dude yeah fuck that um but i think i want

00:34:07.580 both being a relationship and being a fuck boy you clearly just want the fuck boy i'm not against

00:34:13.780 relationships i just i haven't seen one successful relationship in my life what like i've never seen

00:34:20.300 like somebody get married go the whole nine and just be happy the whole way through that doesn't

00:34:25.740 that why why is that the definition of a successful relationship why can't it just be like two people

00:34:29.640 being happy in the now like no it can it can like i'm not against relationships i just don't feel

00:34:34.700 the need to partake in what people think relationships are now like being a boyfriend and

00:34:40.420 Having to play that role

00:34:43.600 If I can get an open relationship

00:34:45.440 Dude that'd be dope

00:34:46.100 I have to work on that

00:34:46.820 You gotta train them

00:34:47.540 Yeah

00:34:47.980 Cause when I met her

00:34:48.720 There's no way

00:34:49.680 No fucking way

00:34:50.840 Train is such a good word

00:34:51.440 You need to

00:34:52.000 Sometimes she's disobedient

00:34:54.480 That's when you pull out

00:34:56.080 The spray bottle

00:34:56.660 Uh uh uh uh

00:34:57.880 Sorry

00:34:58.240 Bad girl

00:34:58.960 Uh uh uh uh uh

00:35:00.020 You grab her face

00:35:01.480 Just put in her own poop

00:35:02.360 Bad

00:35:02.980 Bad

00:35:03.680 Bad

00:35:04.220 Alright

00:35:06.740 Girls need training

00:35:09.120 guys need training too i mean but you know you coach you learn you make mistakes and you figure

00:35:15.380 it out but people have too many expectations like oh we need to do this like a boyfriend needs to

00:35:21.180 do this like why can't it just be like i enjoy your time i like spending time with you and that's

00:35:26.060 it there shouldn't if i don't want to spend time with you i won't that's how simple relationships

00:35:31.680 are to me like with my with uh with lily it's just like we never really fought that much it

00:35:37.840 It was just, I just enjoyed spending time with her and it was good while I said, you

00:35:42.700 guys are still on good terms.

00:35:43.820 Yeah.

00:35:44.040 We still talk once in a while.

00:35:45.300 I'm about to, I should have forgot to do that.

00:35:47.020 I'm supposed to ship her clothes today.

00:35:48.620 Oops.

00:35:49.320 Oops.

00:35:49.780 Not that good terms.

00:35:50.760 I forget.

00:35:52.580 It's going to be like $300.

00:35:54.780 Pass me the MacBook cord.

00:36:00.060 What do you think the responsibility of a boyfriend is?

00:36:07.840 probably asking the wrong guy i've never been a boyfriend well you're saying that you don't want

00:36:10.940 to to that's why you're saying you're afraid of relate or that you don't want relationships

00:36:15.120 i'm afraid not afraid i'm not going therapist route i'm just saying like that's why you don't

00:36:18.660 want relationships because you've never said i don't want one no you said you've never seen

00:36:22.260 a successful relationship yeah like i feel like no one's really happy just being stuck with one

00:36:26.340 person so monogamy is what you're afraid of or not afraid of but monogamy let's let's go deeper

00:36:36.200 in that no no but that's that's what you on the doll that but that's what you're that's what you

00:36:42.620 don't like about is the monogamy aspect yeah i guess like yeah yeah i haven't really thought

00:36:48.320 this through like this is the first time how have you never thought this through i don't

00:36:51.960 analyze myself about my relationship status where i just kind of hang out and do my thing but you

00:36:56.380 that's never i like go through i go through phases where i want to date and then they go away and

00:37:00.640 Then they come back and then they go away.

00:37:04.720 But you just don't want monogamy.

00:37:06.540 Is that the biggest thing?

00:37:08.540 Yeah, and I guess I'm pretty picky about who I date.

00:37:12.880 I think dating is a big thing.

00:37:14.160 If I'm going to chill with you consistently,

00:37:16.360 I don't want anything misconstrued.

00:37:22.500 I don't think that you determine,

00:37:25.080 okay, this is how many days we're going to spend all the time.

00:37:27.820 It's just like you spend some time and you like spending time.

00:37:29.880 you spend more time and then oh okay i'm here with you five days a week you're basically my

00:37:34.020 girlfriend now yeah that's happened but i've just never feeling you're my girlfriend now

00:37:39.840 she's never wanted to bring that up like i feel like once you start spending like five

00:37:45.560 four or five days a week she's gonna she's that conversation is gonna be brought up by her nah

00:37:50.700 I mean

00:37:51.680 nah

00:37:52.920 I'm thinking right

00:37:59.460 I don't know

00:37:59.780 I never thought about this

00:38:00.760 you're like making me

00:38:01.860 question my values

00:38:03.720 it's something worth

00:38:06.780 questioning

00:38:07.140 I think

00:38:07.740 I don't think enough people

00:38:08.560 think about this stuff

00:38:09.300 yeah

00:38:11.360 what do you really look for

00:38:13.340 just looking for a good time

00:38:15.760 not a long time

00:38:16.580 ugh

00:38:17.180 that was the most basic

00:38:18.180 thing you said all day

00:38:19.100 make that your new bio

00:38:20.500 you should put that as your caption for the picture

00:38:24.200 in Dumbo

00:38:24.920 I'm here for a good time

00:38:27.800 a little squiggly line

00:38:30.340 Drizzy Drake

00:38:31.040 I'm 16 and I've never talked to a girl before

00:38:36.240 how do I start talking to girls

00:38:38.160 you've never talked

00:38:42.620 not even your mom

00:38:43.500 nah it's different

00:38:45.540 but what

00:38:47.060 you probably went to an all boys school

00:38:49.660 could have been homeschooled homeschooled how do you start talking like even finding a girl

00:38:57.240 to talk to is that what he means they're everywhere they're literally everywhere

00:39:01.420 there's more of them than men yeah uh maybe stop thinking of them stop thinking of them as girls

00:39:07.120 think of them as people pull up to their softball game with the telescope and just watch from a

00:39:12.960 distance see what their habits are oh my god no yeah just don't think of them as like different

00:39:18.900 than men, just

00:39:21.020 they're people. They have feelings too.

00:39:23.040 Yeah, literally crack the same jokes you would crack

00:39:24.940 with your boys. She'll probably think

00:39:26.960 it's funny too, and if she doesn't, then

00:39:28.280 you're asked out. Just find a different girl.

00:39:32.580 Yeah, don't

00:39:33.060 treat her like she's special

00:39:34.560 just because she's a girl. She's not.

00:39:37.240 She's stupid.

00:39:39.080 They are. They're goofy.

00:39:41.280 Girls are goofy as fuck, bro.

00:39:43.800 Is it scary to become

00:39:44.960 comfortable with another person after becoming

00:39:46.820 close to another before i feel like no matter happy how happy you are that doubt is always in

00:39:51.880 the back of your mind saying like he's scared to get with somebody because he's his heart's

00:40:00.580 been broken before what he's scared to like date somebody else because he's already been

00:40:08.460 comfortable with one person that's not really a fear with me yeah me either i think you just

00:40:15.060 need to get over it like i think you attach too much happiness to one person yeah yeah people

00:40:21.600 yeah just just enjoy people for what they are it's that simple you know you can't depend on

00:40:25.500 anybody else for you to feel good if you do then the relationship is 100 gonna fail 100 you get

00:40:30.980 too clingy and then nobody wants to fuck with you you don't give me enough like nah stop you

00:40:35.820 got to be responsible for your own happiness and you got to be empathetic to what they're feeling

00:40:39.580 if you're just pouring all this like i need you in my life thing on them and they just don't want

00:40:43.180 any part of it think about that makes them feel like you're just a dick jack says online dating

00:40:50.020 only fans and the internet in general seems to have shifted a lot of power to females do you

00:40:54.600 agree with that and eventually will it level out i think that's true if you're an incel dude like

00:41:02.120 if you're a dude who spends a lot of time and like you don't talk to a lot of females then you think

00:41:06.620 that they have but i don't think personally i don't like in my life i don't think it's i don't

00:41:12.660 know that many girls with only fans it sounds like you spend just a lot of time on the internet

00:41:16.720 and those are the girls you're looking at i don't get what what would make it a power shift or what

00:41:21.600 would give girls the power um that they can make money from nude pictures is that power yeah they

00:41:30.080 have like men simping over them can they can control men now yeah i guess but you know the

00:41:36.120 statistics are funny like there's only like the top 0.01 percent of girls on only fans are really

00:41:40.340 making bread like 99 of girls on only fans are making like 30 40 a month to show ass on the

00:41:47.340 internet but doesn't it just go by subscription isn't it like patreon yeah but most literally

00:41:52.780 like 99 of the girl creators who are posting nudes on only fans are making like sub 100 a

00:41:59.460 month they have like one two followers like you need to have a lot of clout to really be lucrative

00:42:03.260 on only fans yeah maybe so like guys like this are only looking at like the top one creators and

00:42:11.300 they think that that represents all the females when it doesn't no not even close yeah

00:42:17.140 he says online dating has shifted power to females

00:42:21.680 i don't think so do people online date strictly a lot of people yeah i know a lot of people who

00:42:32.800 spend like yeah close friends a lot they get like all their meet all the girls in on instagram apps

00:42:40.480 nah like the apps that's what they call it like hinge tinder bumble it's like a sub community i

00:42:46.320 don't know about it's not really a sub community it's just like part of people's life now i guess

00:42:51.280 because you're still like in that you know with the parties and shit like that it's it's a little

00:42:56.160 bit different but in new york here like people in manhattan like the upper middle class middle

00:43:01.920 middle-class people a lot of them they they exclusively date from from the apps that's odd

00:43:08.100 i feel like i'd want something more traditional you're a traditional man yeah

00:43:14.200 might spit in your mouth though oh

00:43:17.280 damien says have you ever seen some men modify their behavior around women to try to get them

00:43:26.580 to like them more have you ever done this yeah in the mirror of course i've seen it i've done it

00:43:31.720 yeah i've been that guy drewski posted a funny uh instagram video of like

00:43:35.720 when the when the bitches come around and then guys are like yo let's wrestle like yeah

00:43:40.660 oh oh oh like so giving you away

00:43:43.080 yeah and they start doing the handshake for no reason like yeah all right bro like

00:43:48.400 like tone it down just the most intricate handshake bro like just

00:43:52.960 yeah that shit i always see no yeah i've definitely done that before not like that

00:43:57.940 like i never get aggressive or like try to alpha male it i definitely get a little more funny i

00:44:02.980 try my i try harder with my jokes i hate that shit when you when yeah i hate that shit your

00:44:07.880 friends become fucking comedians when you bring a girl around no i don't do it to my boys girls

00:44:11.480 but like random girls i feel like i'd make a conscious effort not to do anything crazy around

00:44:16.300 my boys girls crazy like crazy jokes you try to like keep your jokes like medium not even just

00:44:20.980 like not to act out too much i mean like you make it seem like i'm trying to smash or something

00:44:25.220 yeah i think yeah i become funnier around girls i'm interested to

00:44:30.140 it forces you into that but i don't think it's corny he's saying like corny behavior

00:44:35.580 nah yeah what's the example you've seen like from last weekend can you think of a couple instances

00:44:41.940 of someone acting different for these girls yeah uh

00:44:47.740 nah i wasn't really people watching like that

00:44:51.740 but i've seen it before like kids just trying to make fun of other kids

00:44:58.600 i mean people trying to make fun of other people when the girls are around

00:45:01.500 oh remember when you pissed the bed ha ha idiot

00:45:03.760 this is one mom wasn't a faggot you stupid faggot

00:45:07.920 and girls girls know that if you girls like see that immediately trust me don't do that yeah bro

00:45:15.220 i feel like the people were just chilling and like throwing their two cents a little something

00:45:18.460 funny those are always just the people you like being around the most just be yourself yeah

00:45:21.860 literally i hate that that's the advice for like everything like when you get just be yourself but

00:45:25.840 it really it really is a lot of people themselves isn't doesn't cut it you know i think i think for

00:45:31.600 a lot of people themselves doesn't they shouldn't be themselves not that they shouldn't they should

00:45:35.860 but maybe become a better version of yourself yeah work on it but don't be fake there's nothing fake

00:45:41.920 about trying to improve yourself it's like this kid who's in the kid who lives with me's frat

00:45:45.980 he's like a fat kid never got a bitch he's like he's from the same town as me in massachusetts

00:45:50.340 and i've never heard of this kid in my life and i know like how many people live in your house

00:45:54.800 he doesn't live in my house okay he's just part of the same fraternity or whatever but he's from

00:45:59.340 the same town as me and i've never heard of this kid he never was outside he never went to any

00:46:02.580 party he's never did anything and now he got here and he's like some frat star type shit

00:46:06.340 and like trying to act like he's big time i'm like bro like you know deep down what you are

00:46:13.380 you know what i mean like a frat star what's a frat star like wearing jerseys like pulls up with

00:46:19.560 a pack of smirnoff ice he's like anybody want one like you know what i mean is that what's wrong

00:46:24.720 with that bro just that's just not him wearing jerseys and the whole aura of like overly confident

00:46:35.000 you know i mean but you can tell he's not he's overcompensating yeah like he came to be friends

00:46:41.860 with me he's like oh he started speaking some broken ass portuguese like oh like trying really

00:46:46.280 hard to be my friend i could just tell it wasn't like genuine yeah okay i'm like bro you're kind

00:46:51.340 of lame like i don't really want to be your boy like that like it's nice that you're trying to

00:46:55.360 be nice to me but just the way he went about it was just like it was fake yeah just like trying

00:47:00.660 really hard to relate to me yeah guys like that like crack at some point that's one thing i learned

00:47:06.340 from uh when i did dante's podcast the guy who used to uh he used to be on the black phillips

00:47:12.380 show the show patrice and so this guy like lives by the same philosophy like he's bro he's one of

00:47:16.960 the funniest people like i did some watching do stand-up and he did these jokes about serial

00:47:20.840 killers and it just had me like dying laughing dying laughing and he says like the like he's so

00:47:27.220 comfortable and confident on like as soon as he sits down on stage like he he doesn't even stand

00:47:31.420 he just comes sits down looks at the crowd a little bit and there's there's no sense like

00:47:36.280 you know that this is him like so you can't crack him there's nothing you could say a heckler could

00:47:40.640 say or there's he just knows he's funny and like he doesn't need to overcompensate he's just himself

00:47:46.100 and he said the secret is like to having that level of confidence is like yeah you could fake

00:47:51.420 it like guys like that but at some point you're gonna have to brush your teeth and look at yourself

00:47:56.040 in the mirror that person needs to be the same person on stage like you can't like that guy like

00:48:02.360 i bet as soon as he goes home after a party looks in the mirror yeah just replays like scenarios

00:48:07.460 things that happened yeah like that guy's not the same when he's alone you have to be the same when

00:48:12.140 you're alone that's real confidence uh gorkum says how do you get a drive in your life and

00:48:18.820 be on it as long as possible i have no drive i think you don't have drive what do i have drive

00:48:27.200 for money yes like i make money you don't want to be a millionaire yeah i do like i don't have

00:48:34.540 that drive like yeah i'm gonna get up and grind every day that's fake drive that's like social

00:48:40.960 media rise and grind you think so yeah i don't really think that's real i feel like that's

00:48:44.660 something people trick themselves into believing too maybe it works probably last like three weeks

00:48:49.240 i don't think it when the stories stop then you know yeah like the little picture of a lion

00:48:53.940 a lion doesn't lose sleep over the opinion of sheep like a fake woke shit

00:48:59.500 i've been realizing a lot like to get drive in your life like you need

00:49:03.980 to lose your safety net if you have like a tent to fall on then you're not going to have the same

00:49:12.860 drive as someone who doesn't like that guy phantom for the bronx like he's one of the most driven

00:49:17.320 people that i've ever met and it's because like he's the the first person from his family to make

00:49:23.060 that type of money he was the first person he didn't finish school he um he dropped out but

00:49:26.800 he was like the first person his family go to college and so like all these people are depending

00:49:30.320 on him he came from like like he could he could say like he's from the trenches type shit and

00:49:36.320 that's the reason behind his drive like he just has no other option i don't think i wish i had

00:49:42.760 that but i don't like i came from middle class connecticut like it's not the same um but the

00:49:47.760 reason like i don't try to go home all the time or like the reason that i dropped out of school

00:49:52.460 and like put myself in these uncomfortable situations was to to force myself to to have

00:49:57.220 that drive like i don't want to go back to that that comfortable life i had before like i i this

00:50:02.860 is the only option you know i'm forcing myself to to do what i have to do i think the middle class

00:50:10.680 situation is a weird impunity too because you're comfortable but you can't really inherit anything

00:50:16.060 and be straight so you at least for me that's how i feel like i grew up okay like nothing was ever

00:50:21.360 missing for me no i might inherit some some property in haiti actually yeah i might inherit

00:50:25.400 like some property in brazil but i'm saying like if i dropped everything i couldn't just wait for

00:50:30.260 my parents to die you know what i mean like i wouldn't be straight but you could move back home

00:50:35.460 you know phantom can't move back like he yeah okay you know what i'm saying but yeah like my

00:50:42.580 sister for example i don't want to i'd even consider that a possibility like i couldn't

00:50:45.300 move back home anymore but you yeah but you could like if i was down bad but i would just never want

00:50:51.920 to say your parents weren't around there would be way more incentive to you to become no i agree i

00:50:57.920 agree i'm saying that little middle class it's like you're not rich enough that you can just

00:51:02.460 fuck everything off you're gonna be straight for the rest of your life like you i could easily

00:51:05.100 fuck this all up you know what i mean like even moving back home i'd consider that fucking it all

00:51:13.140 up like if i lost my job i didn't have income i had to go back home it's failing it's just like

00:51:16.620 steps backwards but it's different like failing for us is like moving back home failure for like

00:51:23.280 someone from the hood is like homeless yeah there's nothing like jail like yeah that's where

00:51:30.180 the different kind of drive comes so for me like how i got drive was just like moving back home

00:51:36.040 isn't and like i don't consider that a possibility i would never i would just never do that i see

00:51:40.940 like it's a burden too on my parents like fuck that yeah my mom scared the shit out of me with

00:51:45.200 that my whole childhood because my uncle's a bum like he's 46 still lives with his with my

00:51:50.500 grandparents in his bedroom from childhood he's still in the same room that's like something's

00:51:55.940 wrong with him in that yeah but he's like he was my dad always says that he was a really creative

00:51:59.760 guy my dad has no reason to say that he's like but he just never had that ambition because

00:52:05.160 my grandparents always gave him a safety route like filipino uh parents and they have a very

00:52:10.400 loving like oh it's okay like they're very they're too caring in a sense because he always had that

00:52:15.260 safety net every he went to like six different schools he wanted to be a dj a rapper a chef

00:52:19.600 and his parents oh okay yeah you can do this you're great do it go ahead like you need to tell

00:52:24.420 no your kids need to hear no once in a while or else now he's 46 still living in the same room

00:52:29.400 and my mom was always pointed him as the example like you want to end up like him

00:52:33.400 you're gonna end up like him nah I don't I can't not an option yeah bro some days you just have

00:52:41.500 more drive now there's some phases like even now you're going through a phase where you're gonna

00:52:45.740 be sober you're probably gonna pump out some work then you're gonna go back to smoking probably

00:52:49.620 tone it down a bit then you're gonna get motivated again yeah it comes through phases for me like

00:52:53.560 yeah that it was the same thing where I noticed uh similarities in like how I played soccer when

00:52:58.760 i was a kid like i would get bursts of motivation like i start sprinting and like dribbling kids

00:53:03.000 and like being nice and then other times i'd be like all right i don't want to lose the ball like

00:53:06.260 i don't want to make my teammates mad and i play really conservative safe walk around i didn't i'm

00:53:10.360 not the guy who had stamina for the whole game i would just i would let my other teammates do the

00:53:14.380 thing but i would just have bursts of motivation that's how i am like with with everything else i

00:53:18.960 do it's just burst like phases yeah i was the same way too like whenever i joined a new team

00:53:23.360 i'd ball out like the first four games and then when i was starting and like they saw that i was

00:53:28.380 nice i just play shit you know i just wouldn't care because you got comfortable yeah yeah you

00:53:32.720 got comfortable in the starting spot you guys know what i can do i just don't even want to do it

00:53:35.380 anymore because your initial reason to play good was to impress people yeah when there's people

00:53:39.900 watching it's always better you should have you have to just keep upping your um what do you call

00:53:46.120 it yeah keep having to up your standards like now you should have thought like oh i want to win the

00:53:49.780 league yeah i'm still i don't even think i'm still capable of doing that why what do you think is

00:53:54.940 i'm capable i don't know i just don't it's just i don't know i gotta get out that rut

00:53:58.760 like imagine if you were motivated to just drop videos like every right now i am right now i am

00:54:05.840 because i'm like i'm saying since this whole shit started if you're just on your grind like you'd be

00:54:09.720 blowing kids out the water by now yeah like when i was really grinding on my channel that's when i

00:54:14.720 was like really down bad in college like when i was just like not feeling good but now that i'm

00:54:19.580 like more comfortable like money's coming in it's like there's less of a reason to go as hard as i

00:54:24.020 was before you just keep having to up your standards i think that's that's how you keep

00:54:29.000 your job going what's up carl what's up carl you got a lot of stuff yeah what is that bro

00:54:33.880 um you want to read this one from freddy hey beetle hey freddy i was talking to a girl at

00:54:45.220 christmas but it ended she asked me what i wanted and i told her parentheses that i liked her

00:54:50.580 you could you didn't need parentheses it wasn't as planned as i didn't want to tell her it directly

00:54:55.620 i just wanted her to know so that ended but i still like her do i still have a chance how do

00:55:00.400 i pick it up where we left off i'm in secondary school by the way english high school also like

00:55:05.200 he was in the friend zone and then he told her he confessed his feelings and now yeah i was talking

00:55:11.200 to a girl at christmas what does that mean what do you say i was talking to a girl at christmas

00:55:16.440 but it ended she she asked him what he wanted and he told her that he liked her it wasn't as planned

00:55:22.660 as i didn't want to tell her directly i just wanted to know so i ended up so i don't have a

00:55:25.400 chance how do i pick up where we left off uh high school also me and her have some of the same

00:55:29.740 classes but i just don't know how to make a good impression and seem attractive to her

00:55:32.480 if you start to make a good impression you don't know her like that it's very near the end of

00:55:37.780 school so i just want to seal the deal but i'm not optimistic as i'm already nervous around her

00:55:41.440 and i kind of have a feeling she doesn't yeah if you're nervous around her that's why she's not

00:55:44.380 attracted to you like you just can't put all your eggs in one basket it's not even that are you

00:55:49.660 saying he's still trying to make an impression on her but were you talking to her at christmas

00:55:53.740 that you guys just had a conversation i knew he was british as soon as he said i was talking to

00:55:58.240 a girl at christmas what does that mean yeah that's what i'm saying like nobody here says that

00:56:02.780 um maria what do you think

00:56:08.440 Freddie says I was talking to a girl at Christmas

00:56:13.420 and then like she asked him like what he wanted for Christmas

00:56:17.280 and he said that I wanted you for Christmas

00:56:18.680 I want you

00:56:19.300 oh that's what happened

00:56:20.580 yeah

00:56:20.840 okay

00:56:21.380 and then she like got

00:56:22.800 she got turned off

00:56:24.500 and he wants to pick it up where he left off

00:56:26.920 she wants to pick it up where he left off

00:56:30.100 no no no

00:56:30.440 he wants to pick it up where he left off

00:56:32.040 like before he confessed his feelings

00:56:33.560 I think it's kind of chopped bro

00:56:35.880 yeah

00:56:36.300 it's clipped

00:56:36.900 he did he was he was straight up he said that he has feelings

00:56:43.140 yeah

00:56:50.160 that's not a bad idea just try to just be friends but do you want to just be i don't think he wants

00:57:00.240 to just he doesn't he doesn't but that's all she's gonna give you nah fuck that

00:57:03.280 clip it nah don't even you don't want to be friends with her don't be friends with her if

00:57:09.380 you want to date her and she doesn't want to date you just end it yeah he says i'm already nervous

00:57:15.080 around her and i kind of have a feeling she doesn't see me in that way if you have a feeling

00:57:18.800 dead and she doesn't move on you have to stop liking her so much yeah and then she'll want you

00:57:24.340 that's what yeah that's what i'm saying like if you start liking other girl then she's gonna oh

00:57:27.500 she's gonna need your validation more that's a good that's a good example to go someone

00:57:33.260 this is a long one marius says uh this is a little bit long but you're always asking for

00:57:39.720 more context shorter version at the end so i have this close female friend that last summer was

00:57:44.260 giving me pretty obvious hints that she was interested in me to the point that one night

00:57:47.940 she kind of asked me out but she was way too drunk so i asked her about it the next day and

00:57:52.840 she said that it was nothing and pretty much stopped since then now the couple now the last

00:57:57.060 couple of weeks she started doing it again and i don't know what to do because i'm also interested

00:58:00.860 in her but i feel like she's gonna play me again when i say the hints are very obvious i mean very

00:58:06.300 obvious manual type of shit that any moron would notice she has a boyfriend right now so that would

00:58:11.120 make it even weirder a couple of mutual friends also said that the hints are pretty obvious just

00:58:15.800 to make clear that i'm not a weirdo that imagines things basically she's giving me mad hints but

00:58:20.360 she's very proud and waiting for me to make the final move but i already did it once that she

00:58:23.700 played me lost interest i think she's just fucking around with you yeah and if she doesn't

00:58:28.100 Maria's nodding right now.

00:58:28.960 She's just fucking with him, right?

00:58:32.520 Facts.

00:58:33.480 Yeah, and if she has a man,

00:58:34.240 even if she ends up leaving him for you,

00:58:36.380 she's going to end up leaving you

00:58:37.700 for some other dude after.

00:58:38.940 Right.

00:58:39.840 She's playing with you.

00:58:40.820 Yeah, bro.

00:58:41.660 Play with her back.

00:58:42.420 Start playing with her feelings.

00:58:45.780 She deserves that.

00:58:46.880 Don't shake your head.

00:58:47.940 She deserves to be fucked with right now.

00:58:50.380 What would that even consist of?

00:58:53.740 Pretending that you like...

00:58:54.700 Just stop caring about her

00:58:56.740 and then just stop caring so much yeah because she's using your attention as like girls do that

00:59:05.060 they'll like they'll realize that you like you and then start playing with you yeah just kind

00:59:09.020 of be like come over it's clipped like is we fucking or not yeah so we got a boyfriend like

00:59:16.480 all right you can have two yeah he's not here ditch the zero come with the hero baby

00:59:22.680 how do you know all these fucking siaka says what should i do if the girls i talk to aren't

00:59:29.100 interested in me the pussy is great it'd be nothing wrong with them but that post not clarity

00:59:34.060 be having me like all right get out they aren't they aren't interesting to him yeah he's getting

00:59:41.820 pussy but they're not he's getting post not clarity what should you do it's my life that

00:59:47.360 is your life we talked about that earlier about how cast has never had a relationship

00:59:50.280 we're we're going like therapy mode um but have you crying in the club yeah

00:59:55.580 he didn't want to we'll we'll get there in one podcast we're gonna

00:59:59.360 we're gonna get you laid on the couch give me the 10k subs

01:00:02.300 okay that's all my childhood trauma it's up to cast and then we we can really talk about this

01:00:08.320 shit um if the girls you talk to aren't just aren't interesting then find one that is i just

01:00:14.340 keep keep doing your thing some girl will be interesting eventually yeah you got to see what's

01:00:19.840 interesting to you too like what do you find interesting being stupid while you play 2k and

01:00:23.720 just talking shit about girls because then you're never going to find a girl who's going to do that

01:00:26.280 for you you know what i mean you have to find different things that are interesting you have

01:00:29.600 to start appreciating these girls for something other than pussy yeah

01:00:33.460 facts one thing i found like the that i think is really attractive is girls that are like about

01:00:41.020 their shit because a lot of girls like when i was in that phase i was just fucking girls getting

01:00:44.980 posting that clarity like they didn't they didn't really have any ambition and i'm attracted to

01:00:49.760 ambition and like people who want it because i'm trying to move up so like maria for example is

01:00:54.060 like into crypto like do you know any other girls who even know what crypto is what is that like

01:00:59.420 my boyfriend invest for me yeah i don't really know like she's about her shit and she's she's

01:01:04.400 always trying to and that's that's cool because i'm trying to do the same thing so we have

01:01:07.520 something in common that is more than just sex you know that was the same thing with my ex like

01:01:13.900 she was she was getting money she was doing her thing she was hustling i didn't know a lot of

01:01:17.260 people who were who were like the girls at hofstra for example college girls like all the girls at

01:01:22.340 the party like i could tell that all of them had the same conversation yeah but they're in different

01:01:27.300 phases of their life they're the same age as me yeah but you're not in school like if you were in

01:01:32.120 college even when i was in college it was the same thing like i had all these ambitions i wanted to

01:01:36.180 do all this shit i had stuff to talk about yeah maybe they didn't have anything bro but their

01:01:40.960 timeline is different i think once they graduate then they'll start finding a little bit more

01:01:45.920 will they maturity we know a lot of those girls who graduate and they're just like living in

01:01:49.440 manhattan and and getting brunch you know having wine and like we're here and like the only thing

01:01:56.720 i posted the story is like the the boomerang clink clink yeah clink that's it bro i don't know

01:02:03.600 why i said that because now that i'm thinking about it like all the girls that graduated

01:02:07.600 are the same no like they got jobs and shit but they're not really looking for more

01:02:11.200 they're comfortable they're comfortable comfort is the worst

01:02:14.920 michael says when is it okay to cheat

01:02:18.140 when she's not looking

01:02:20.920 when she turns around

01:02:24.100 i don't like doing these in front of maria

01:02:29.560 um when is it okay to cheat it's not it's never okay to cheat

01:02:38.880 don't do that

01:02:42.880 oh ask her the question that you were you wanted to ask oh yeah are you in an open relationship

01:02:52.640 yeah yes that's your final answer that was kind of hesitant you're like

01:02:55.780 Because I told her about the hair bent thing.

01:02:58.000 We are with conditions and what we're both willing to accept.

01:03:04.580 What's his condition?

01:03:07.760 He knows.

01:03:08.540 I think it's private depending on every person's open relationship.

01:03:12.980 Like just not blatantly disrespectful in your face.

01:03:16.020 She doesn't want me liking the other girl.

01:03:17.860 She doesn't want me to be having multiple relationships.

01:03:21.740 There could be a one night stand here or there.

01:03:23.920 I was trying to do that for a while

01:03:35.060 Like when I first met you

01:03:36.040 I was trying to like

01:03:36.780 Balance like five girls

01:03:37.880 Yeah

01:03:45.160 You make me sick

01:03:48.520 What are you shaking your head about?

01:03:50.080 I didn't lie about anything

01:03:52.000 Poor girl

01:03:52.740 what are you that's that's a very no i'm just kidding bro i'm fucking with you

01:03:57.860 i'm not i mean i am so you think i should balance multiple like i think long-term relationships

01:04:06.360 no no no but now no but in the beginning i don't want to i don't want to have it was a lot of

01:04:11.620 stress a lot of work yeah that's a lot of like trying to balance like four five relationship

01:04:16.340 is literally a part-time job a full-time job it's so much work and it just drains your energy

01:04:22.480 and especially if you're trying to be good and like care for multiple people that's just

01:04:26.960 taking all your energy away it's it's too much it's too much yeah i don't think i'd have the

01:04:32.980 capability to care for that many people yeah nah um mike says your girl tells you she has an only

01:04:41.140 fans and is pulling 8 000 a month how long before you rob that bitch i'm not robbing my girl that's

01:04:48.440 some broke boy shit.

01:04:49.420 What?

01:04:51.500 No.

01:04:52.060 I would take her photos.

01:04:53.680 I would take her photos.

01:04:54.700 You get us dinner sometimes.

01:04:56.180 You're making money.

01:04:57.380 That doesn't bother me at all.

01:04:58.640 Nuh-uh.

01:04:59.120 If we go out on OnlyFans.

01:05:00.440 I don't know.

01:05:01.780 Maybe she's posting like ass,

01:05:03.280 like nude nudes.

01:05:04.760 Like I wouldn't want her

01:05:05.460 to take dick online.

01:05:07.140 No, I wouldn't want it.

01:05:08.060 Yeah, I wouldn't want my girl

01:05:08.800 to look for it.

01:05:09.860 Thirst traps,

01:05:10.500 like I'm totally okay with that.

01:05:11.920 Yeah, I think so too.

01:05:13.080 Stop being so

01:05:13.840 acclaimed.

01:05:15.680 1900s about it.

01:05:16.380 Come on, move on.

01:05:17.700 Get with the times.

01:05:18.440 everybody's naked nowadays bro open your explorer page nothing to see just desensitized to all the

01:05:25.240 titties and the ass there's been less titties someone uh this youtuber like eclipse horizon

01:05:30.360 said that he's been desensitized to titties because so much ass has been posted since

01:05:33.960 quarantine shouldn't it be the opposite no but like yeah you're right you see so much

01:05:40.440 ass that like there's a lack of titties yeah i see what you mean yeah that just makes more

01:05:47.960 sense in my head but i kind of agree with him like i've i've been i've thought less about titties

01:05:51.960 they've been less important since the it's crazy because like i've told you this before i don't

01:05:56.920 even follow these instagram models because i just don't want to see some girl i'm never going to

01:06:00.040 meet in my life posting their ass every day but even the girls i know do it so it's like

01:06:04.360 it doesn't really change much change change what like the desensitization like you're getting

01:06:09.880 desensitized because the girls in your direct circle are posting ass i don't know that many

01:06:15.000 many girls in my direct circle like post an ass like bikini pictures and they just turn around

01:06:19.240 you're like oh yeah that i saw this one the other day um this twitter account called influencers in

01:06:24.540 the wild they like sneak up on people like who are doing like cringy influencer stuff in public

01:06:29.560 like you know and there was this one this girl was like 16 and she's on the beach and she's like

01:06:36.020 doing the arch like sticking her ass out and her dad's like doing a 360 tiktok of her in the

01:06:41.220 bikini and maria said like oh there's no problem with that it's 2021 i have a problem with that

01:06:45.840 i wouldn't do that to my daughter oh no bro what yeah but maria thinks that's oh it's just

01:06:50.960 it's normal like might as well have your dad do it then some random guy why not a girlfriend or

01:06:56.220 something if you're gonna do it's your dad your dad's not attracted to your daughter no i know

01:06:59.920 but like that's just odd i wouldn't want to put yeah that's what i thought i wouldn't want to do

01:07:03.660 see my daughter like throw what yeah i wouldn't want to see my daughter like filming my daughter's

01:07:07.500 twerk videos

01:07:08.040 and shit

01:07:08.320 it doesn't make sense

01:07:09.520 what are you squinting at

01:07:10.980 it's not a twerk video

01:07:13.600 it's just a pic

01:07:14.580 she was arching

01:07:15.700 like as soon as he did

01:07:16.560 the 360 and got behind

01:07:17.620 she was

01:07:17.940 I don't know it

01:07:20.520 I'm like before I take this

01:07:21.400 put on this poncho

01:07:22.200 and this sombrero

01:07:22.920 just cover up

01:07:24.260 as much as you can

01:07:24.760 a whole blanket

01:07:25.100 you think that's

01:07:26.140 just do it under these covers

01:07:27.520 would you take a bikini

01:07:28.960 photo of your daughter

01:07:29.560 I would

01:07:30.020 that's not weird

01:07:31.900 but like the fact that

01:07:32.600 he was arching her back

01:07:33.560 he was doing a 360

01:07:35.160 like

01:07:35.720 i don't know not for me what's next bro he's going to be grinding with his daughter in the

01:07:41.920 club okay well you said it you said it amcar says do you think traveling extensively would

01:07:49.620 affect the ability to have a steady relationship i love traveling would love to date someone whilst

01:07:53.640 doing so is it possible yeah bring her with you depends how often you're traveling if she can come

01:08:00.440 a lot of variables and also just if you're traveling that often you should have an open

01:08:04.300 relationship like you shouldn't expect to be monogamous if you're gonna spend like two weeks

01:08:08.420 away like come on you're just gonna be gloomy on your trip to london or you're just gonna cheat

01:08:12.360 and lie about it like everybody gonna be more gloomy everybody should have a home relationship

01:08:17.800 bro like everybody just get with the wave i'm starting to wave for real i wish maria hung out

01:08:23.160 with girls what you mean really has like guy friends yeah you have a lot of guy friends

01:08:27.780 I have girlfriends as well

01:08:29.360 and you've met them

01:08:30.140 well first of all

01:08:30.840 don't yell at me

01:08:31.560 no she has

01:08:33.700 she has a lot of

01:08:34.480 guy friends

01:08:34.960 yeah but I have

01:08:36.020 a lot of girlfriends too

01:08:37.600 what would you think

01:08:38.140 about that

01:08:38.420 your girlfriend is like

01:08:39.260 vaginas

01:08:39.800 are they like transitioned

01:08:41.300 are they just guys

01:08:42.100 who think they're girls

01:08:42.760 no they're girlfriends

01:08:43.980 they're girls

01:08:44.840 they're real girls

01:08:45.540 I've been on

01:08:46.000 I've been on

01:08:46.340 I've been on FaceTime

01:08:47.420 with Maria

01:08:47.820 and then she'll be like

01:08:49.360 here I'm here with

01:08:50.720 I'm here with my ex

01:08:51.400 and say hey

01:08:51.780 I'm like her gay best friend

01:08:53.560 like I'm like her gay

01:08:55.120 and that's your ex

01:08:56.140 like I just

01:08:57.440 that's so weird to me

01:08:58.880 that's so weird

01:08:59.780 he's down bad

01:09:00.080 no I'm not afraid

01:09:01.500 I'm not jealous at all

01:09:02.400 but that's just like

01:09:02.940 can you imagine being

01:09:03.840 huh

01:09:04.260 imagine saying that

01:09:05.360 I'm like her gay

01:09:07.020 I would never say that to anyone

01:09:07.940 and you used to fuck

01:09:08.680 like that's your ex

01:09:09.580 what

01:09:09.640 four years ago

01:09:11.640 that's not that long ago

01:09:12.720 that's your sense of pride

01:09:13.580 that's an ex from high school

01:09:16.060 oh my god

01:09:17.420 I would still

01:09:18.080 yeah

01:09:19.380 I wouldn't say that

01:09:20.420 with my ex from high school

01:09:21.440 like I'm her gay best friend

01:09:22.900 because it's really like that

01:09:24.760 you just be

01:09:25.920 like don't knock

01:09:26.700 really suck a dick when she's not around how could you be a gay best friend with somebody that used

01:09:31.440 to fuck because it's just not like that anymore there's no attraction i call cap so hard he's

01:09:38.080 closeted right no he's not closeted like he's when he's with his new girl like that's nothing

01:09:43.820 crazy can you can you imagine like how but you're you're very attractive like could you just like

01:09:51.880 separate your attraction for a girl like just because you're not i think i have more of a

01:09:55.920 Probably just the way he phrased it.

01:09:59.500 But do you have platonic relationships like that with somebody that you used to be with?

01:10:04.740 Do you think that's possible?

01:10:05.720 Yeah, but I would still fuck.

01:10:06.900 That's what I'm saying.

01:10:07.560 You always still would.

01:10:08.900 Like, guys always would.

01:10:10.140 He still would.

01:10:10.640 He still would.

01:10:11.840 He wouldn't.

01:10:12.620 You wouldn't.

01:10:13.500 I believe you.

01:10:15.240 But he would.

01:10:16.140 And he's lying, I think.

01:10:18.640 I just don't see how that popped.

01:10:21.860 Yeah, I know men.

01:10:23.220 Like, I know guys.

01:10:24.860 He would.

01:10:25.920 he would just saying it's okay i just watched that vlog in paris that you made a lot a while

01:10:36.500 ago you said that you didn't want a relationship and that you weren't mature enough for relationship

01:10:40.140 because you didn't care about what your girl talked about makeup gossips uh do you think

01:10:44.660 your opinion has changed are you still mature enough um see that that was kind of immature

01:10:52.920 for me to say because i was about to say do you think maturity was ever the issue yeah

01:10:55.880 it was kind of immature to because not every girl just talks about that it was just the girls that i

01:11:00.580 was with or i probably was just only bringing out that type of conversation from them but that was

01:11:06.200 a problem for a while like god damn these girls are so boring that's a good point too like the

01:11:10.420 conversation you bring out of someone yeah like you you attract what you are you know people are

01:11:16.180 you attract people who are like you so that wasn't me and i bet it's even refreshing for

01:11:21.300 girls have a conversation

01:11:23.120 about crypto

01:11:23.680 or something different

01:11:24.580 that probably

01:11:26.180 entices them more

01:11:27.100 than just the generic

01:11:27.880 I'm trying to

01:11:29.180 but it felt like

01:11:29.760 mansplaining

01:11:30.240 whenever I tried to talk

01:11:31.060 about something

01:11:31.320 I was interested in

01:11:31.900 they're like

01:11:32.100 oh what

01:11:32.620 yeah I don't really know

01:11:35.020 yeah

01:11:36.060 you gotta find that

01:11:37.200 middle ground

01:11:37.620 something that they're

01:11:38.340 generally aware of

01:11:39.780 a lot of them

01:11:41.120 don't have like

01:11:41.680 that many like

01:11:42.280 serious interests

01:11:43.120 for real

01:11:43.540 not that like

01:11:45.340 The Bachelor

01:11:46.260 yeah probably

01:11:48.200 can't be talking

01:11:48.980 about The Bachelor

01:11:49.480 and shit

01:11:50.520 like

01:11:50.840 just very shat like keeping up with the kardashians very simple simple simple stuff bro a lot of these

01:11:57.960 not even just girls like a lot of people in general just so shallow yeah that shit bugs me

01:12:03.000 out too but then again maybe that's just the people that you know you attract with

01:12:07.820 yeah i'm not saying i'm always like on some woke shit like yeah every day i see i'm like yo let's

01:12:12.960 talk about our spirituality like obviously i talk about shallow shit all the time but yeah at least

01:12:16.820 i'm self-aware enough to the point where i realize you call yourself yeah a lot of people

01:12:20.520 don't realize that self-awareness is the first step self-awareness is always the first step i'm

01:12:24.360 a big advocate for that daniel says who's more socially awkward in general men or women men

01:12:30.460 yeah easily it's not even close not even close and he says uh the answer is probably obvious

01:12:38.660 also love from jersey keep it up yeah uh men uh chrissy says what's the key to keeping a

01:12:43.860 friends with benefits strictly just that i don't know it's a good question the way you treat them

01:12:54.020 like if you're talking to them as if they're anything more they're going to think there's

01:12:58.720 something more i think the secret is you got to keep the condom on with the friends with benefits

01:13:04.320 if it goes off then it's just some of it's not gonna work no no no no don't spread that kind

01:13:10.640 negativity in the world fuck condoms come on man you need to when's the last time you've been

01:13:19.580 tested uh don't cap don't cap on camera no i'm not gonna cap no reason to um i don't know probably

01:13:28.300 like two three years ago that's that's that's that's a while and you're saying fuck condoms

01:13:33.520 yeah i'm chilling though you think yeah i think i think i think i'm chilling

01:13:40.920 is being a simp played out in this generation it's been played out since the beginning of time

01:13:46.080 yeah it's never the right move you partaking in hot boy summer

01:13:51.140 nope i have a i'm in a loyal relationship i'm not gonna

01:13:56.420 hot couple summer uh sam says been with this girl for are you yeah you always are it's hot

01:14:04.140 boy summer in the winter 365 days a year i'm in the hot boy tropics

01:14:08.700 we should go to pr or something again we gotta do another trip we gotta actually like vlog

01:14:16.800 we gotta do one like business like you know what i mean get some content out of it yeah we gotta

01:14:22.960 rent a car too yeah for sure we're a horse i feel like that'd be a flex do you know how to ride a

01:14:28.760 horse i know how to ride a horse i had a horse in brazil oh yeah my uncle's farm and you knew like

01:14:34.100 yeah you had a saddle you just raw dogged it i had a saddle you don't seem like you'd have a saddle

01:14:39.380 same shit

01:14:42.020 sounds against any kind of protection i don't wear helmets on motorcycles nothing i'm just raw

01:14:49.480 dog in life when i ride the roller coasters i don't let him put the seatbelt down

01:14:53.800 sam says been with this girl for almost a year always knew i'd break up by the end of 2021 summer

01:15:00.980 wait it's not even we're not even there yet and he's already thinking about breaking up

01:15:06.520 just do it now what's the rest of it it's a covid relationship i do like her just not enough for a

01:15:14.040 committed relationship outside of covid conditions do i break up with her now or when summer ends

01:15:19.480 now yeah i would say now you're gonna have a lot of resentment when the summer's over

01:15:23.600 when the summer's over get back with her yeah you want the hot boy summer uh yo we're my friends

01:15:30.520 how fucked up is this he's like he has a girlfriend right now i'm like oh i haven't

01:15:35.620 met your girlfriend yeah he's like ah she's ugly i'm like what what and i saw her and she wasn't

01:15:41.580 that ugly he's like i'm gonna break up with her like as soon as the summer comes around

01:15:44.400 can you imagine being in a relationship like that just and she's like wholeheartedly in this

01:15:49.760 relationship she probably likes him wait he said that around her no he said that to me strictly to

01:15:53.520 me oh okay like we're in the car together damn that's fucked up right happening to you to like

01:15:58.660 seem cool i think so i don't think he's gonna end it like that because he's kind of simpy

01:16:01.960 but he so he was a really big simp like wouldn't have any sex and sell type shit like just epitome

01:16:08.020 of a simp and then his last two years of college just started banging everyone ton of fit girls

01:16:13.040 and now he has a girlfriend

01:16:14.460 he's like on some fuckboy shit

01:16:15.540 so I don't know

01:16:15.920 if it's true or not

01:16:16.660 if it's like

01:16:17.340 he's grown out of that phase

01:16:18.960 there's some truth in there

01:16:19.720 damn

01:16:20.580 I can't imagine

01:16:21.420 just like

01:16:21.840 not liking the person

01:16:23.280 you're with

01:16:23.720 like why would you

01:16:24.280 do that to yourself

01:16:24.920 I'm sure he likes her

01:16:27.020 enjoys her company

01:16:27.680 but

01:16:27.960 the fact that

01:16:29.480 he even said that

01:16:30.420 and it's just a plan

01:16:31.120 in his head

01:16:31.600 and he's like

01:16:31.900 yeah I don't even think

01:16:32.520 she's that hot

01:16:33.140 I don't even know bro

01:16:34.020 it just bugged me out

01:16:34.980 I don't understand

01:16:36.380 why you would stay

01:16:36.900 with that person

01:16:37.380 just comfort

01:16:38.060 that's another comfort

01:16:38.740 she's not even ugly bro

01:16:39.500 she's cute

01:16:40.000 I saw her

01:16:40.760 she was at the party

01:16:41.420 they all look the same yeah they all look the same

01:16:44.540 yeah i would say to this guy i would i personally i wouldn't be in a relationship where i don't

01:16:51.800 like the person that sounds horrible for both of you it's a covet at least you're honest with

01:16:57.940 yourself it's a covet relationship like you're both inside and yeah end it and that you're

01:17:04.100 chilling covet's about to be over i hate that that's the advice for so many of those relationships

01:17:07.780 just end it yeah right we just have no empathy for like their feelings well he's saying he's

01:17:12.880 saying he has no like the girl's feelings or anything like well fuck that bitch i don't

01:17:15.940 know or he's the one who typed the comment tell you go to subscribe to the patreon

01:17:19.680 um chrissy has another question uh at what age can you say it's time to settle down is it possible

01:17:29.100 to play the game forever and truly be satisfied that's a good question i don't know see settling

01:17:34.300 down is a comfort thing it's not because you actually want to settle down it's just because

01:17:37.500 you're too old and ugly to still chase pussy like that and so you believe you can yeah but you should

01:17:42.960 always that's what i'm afraid of in a relationship and i think what you are is like you don't want

01:17:47.140 to lose your game like you don't want to lose what keeps you sexy yeah i just don't want to

01:17:52.180 settle in any part of my life like even the job i have now it's a stable job i'm like dude i don't

01:17:56.260 want to do this forever you know what i mean so keep your options open just yeah i always want to

01:18:00.500 strive for something more so once you settle down you're like i'm married to this basically we're

01:18:04.600 going to live together have kids do this like you're conforming are you's your channel monetized

01:18:09.560 yet nah i don't even know when you can monetize you need a certain amount of watch hours you

01:18:15.080 already have a thousand subs right you need a thousand subs no i have like four thousand

01:18:19.260 something all you need is a certain amount of watch hours you should be good um you in crypto

01:18:24.400 i am what do you what do you have i only have doge how what did you buy it at 15 cents good

01:18:31.140 This shit is running the fuck up right now.

01:18:32.840 I'm about to sell it at $0.90.

01:18:34.700 You think it's going up to $0.90?

01:18:36.740 100%, bro.

01:18:37.360 It's at $0.60 right now.

01:18:39.440 Should I just buy it again now?

01:18:40.940 I wouldn't buy it again.

01:18:41.900 I think it's too risky to keep buying.

01:18:43.600 Well, how much did you buy in it?

01:18:45.820 Like how much?

01:18:46.860 Yeah, how much shares?

01:18:47.520 How much money did you put in at $0.15?

01:18:50.000 Like $100.

01:18:52.760 I mean, I do think it's going to go up,

01:18:54.320 especially because Elon Musk is on SNL Saturday.

01:18:56.760 This is not financial advice, by the way,

01:18:57.780 but it's going to definitely go up,

01:18:59.860 especially up to Saturday.

01:19:00.640 and like the hype is keep building get an ethereum by the way i saw you tweet that that

01:19:05.580 shit's like dumb expensive bro no it's not compared to bitcoin yeah compared to bitcoin

01:19:09.960 no but it's cheap right now it's gonna get to 10k it's gonna get to 10k by like in the next run

01:19:14.660 like for sure like i'm gonna buy it bro i bought it february 1st at 1600 it's at 3400 right now i've

01:19:22.900 literally doubled up my investment in like three months that's crazy that's a crazy like

01:19:27.960 yeah i gave up on stocks everything crypto but that's not financial advice mike says yo sneeko

01:19:34.380 make sure you're paying your capital gains biden's about oh fuck yeah taxes coming up you have an

01:19:38.640 account i do all right we'll tell that way captain says what do you do if you realize

01:19:43.540 your girlfriend might be fetishizing over you as in she likes what you represent over you as a real

01:19:48.420 person what do you what what do you represent just ask her about it

01:19:57.240 are you fetishizing me yeah what kind of that's too direct you can't say i'm a narcissistic ass

01:20:03.680 question is not there's gotta be some truth into that he's already thinking yeah if he's thinking

01:20:07.960 there must be a little bit of truth in there i don't even understand what that means like how

01:20:11.580 would someone fetishize you and not like you it's both but like they don't really like who you are

01:20:18.500 they like what you are like maybe he says his name is captain what if he's the captain of the

01:20:21.900 football team and like she it's the cheerleader okay you know what i'm saying okay okay okay

01:20:26.040 okay i don't know i don't think i've ever had anybody fetishize me so i don't know

01:20:30.700 um if it's your girlfriend i think that's that she shouldn't be your girlfriend i would keep

01:20:36.200 fucking her but i wouldn't be in a relationship with someone who doesn't truly like who you are

01:20:41.000 but keep her around string her around

01:20:43.820 yeah that was a weird one that one like me i don't know but i i've i've had stuff like that

01:20:51.060 before i haven't been in relationships like that but i've had girls like

01:20:53.640 for the clout

01:20:55.120 is that what

01:20:55.580 yeah

01:20:55.900 yeah

01:20:56.340 and I could tell

01:20:57.060 that it was just

01:20:58.580 for the clout

01:21:00.200 and I don't

01:21:01.520 like I'm not gonna

01:21:02.340 be in a relationship

01:21:03.380 I'll fuck them

01:21:03.980 like you know

01:21:04.620 but that's it

01:21:05.540 yeah

01:21:06.020 you think girls

01:21:07.300 have ever tried

01:21:07.720 dating you for the clout

01:21:08.580 no

01:21:09.600 I don't think so

01:21:10.440 not yet

01:21:10.940 no

01:21:11.380 one milli coming up

01:21:12.600 we'll change that

01:21:13.100 yeah

01:21:13.400 come soon

01:21:15.020 Cesar says

01:21:16.860 any thoughts

01:21:17.660 on the way relationships

01:21:18.420 are portrayed

01:21:19.400 in social media

01:21:20.140 any rules

01:21:21.100 you should break

01:21:21.620 for your relationships

01:21:22.340 to be more meaningful

01:21:24.280 yeah monogamy rule number one just break it and relationships online are the worst the worst

01:21:33.320 like putting it on social media yeah like starting a little vlog channel for you and

01:21:37.400 your couple like you guys aren't that happy she wants to do a a couple channel

01:21:41.720 just make sure you make sure you put the fights in there and just make it wholesome and genuine

01:21:47.400 uh shakir says what are your thoughts on society becoming more and more feminine

01:21:53.720 and normal male behavior that's getting identified as toxic

01:21:57.260 we get bro we i wanted to call that bullshit but we definitely get that we get called

01:22:03.480 toxic so goddamn much someone came up to me during the one minute podcast last time it said that

01:22:08.340 like i'm toxic like you're you're you're just toxic like why like tell me why i don't know

01:22:13.500 but you're just toxic remember that she was there for that yeah i bro when i was in massachusetts i

01:22:18.720 was chilling with this girl like end of the party it was me my boy two girls and we're just chopping

01:22:23.360 it up i was talking flirting whatever and she's like i can see it in your face that like you're

01:22:26.880 not worth shit you know what i mean like you're just a fuck boy she's attracted to you no yeah

01:22:30.640 she did but she hooked up with me but i'm like there you go why would you even say it because

01:22:34.780 it's a person don't get offended by that i didn't get offended but i'm like yeah why would you say

01:22:38.980 that yeah what made you say that she's been hurt by a fuckboy and she's projecting I just act the

01:22:45.200 same way yeah I don't think there's such thing as toxicity unless you're mentally abusing these

01:22:54.800 people and gaslighting them to the point that they're going to psychiatric wards yeah that's

01:23:00.900 toxic that's toxic yeah cheating he says how do you get a girl back after a breakup

01:23:10.820 don't hit her up and go so yeah move on and then she'll it's really the best advice

01:23:18.660 just hit it with uh merry christmas hope your family's doing good

01:23:22.820 nah it's very cordial like that future tweet where he's just like yeah miss you like happy

01:23:28.260 thanksgiving i've done that ton yeah i've done that i used to mass send out the the thanksgiving

01:23:33.880 texts wish you the best happy thanksgiving bae you'd mass send that yeah just like text a whole

01:23:40.920 bunch of girls what is it about holidays that makes us do that like i've always thought that

01:23:48.080 like on like holidays for some reason yeah extra horny on the holidays why like i'm with my family

01:23:53.320 like i don't understand that bricked up at the fucking thanksgiving dinner staring at a turkey

01:23:58.700 that's stuffing looking kind of good yeah i wish this wasn't the only thing that was stuffing

01:24:04.520 the guard says i see myself on and on being able to pull girls at parties but it really

01:24:12.740 goes further than making out or whatnot how do you take it further into smashing

01:24:16.060 do you switch the flirting what's the secret sauce i think this is a this is a you question

01:24:21.740 you have a place to bring her back and if you're that horny just get a little more aggressive

01:24:28.380 you know what i mean no like if you're making out like try choking or something see how she responds

01:24:36.200 yeah keep keep upping the answer just rile her up a little bit yeah

01:24:41.180 how do you go from uh from like dancing and like oh let me get your stash i have to go here to like

01:24:48.720 just bringing her to the room that's like that's the hardest one to get her to separate from her

01:24:52.900 friends uh same same same tactic just trying to get her to be horny to the point that she

01:25:00.440 wants to ditch her friends choking works really yeah that's that's every girl like so i don't get

01:25:06.580 it i get it it's the secret that's the secret sauce for real joke is the secret sauce eli says

01:25:12.960 first of all shout out to cast love you brazilians mute mute too mute too yeah that's me you're mew

01:25:20.000 uh yeah read this one i love you brazilians like a lot and you've given me much motivation with

01:25:28.280 your advice on the podcast my question is i've never had a casual experience with girls just

01:25:31.280 straight up serious relationships and i don't know how to get out of that zone i just turned 20

01:25:35.060 so i know i'm young and i want to still explore but don't know how to initiate casual things with

01:25:38.980 girls without her or me getting attached how to initiate casual relationships how do you so he's

01:25:47.820 asking how do you not get attached that's a hopeless romantic right there that's a hopeless

01:25:52.820 romantic i never had that problem i don't know bro just be casual just don't get it it's not

01:26:00.400 good advice though just be casual that's not good advice there's got it there isn't like i don't

01:26:05.640 know maybe there is listen to more future i don't even know what i would say can you not be casual

01:26:14.900 with any girl like you have to you have to be able to be friends with girls and not want to

01:26:20.040 date them yeah stop watching romantic comedies yeah listen to more future chase a bag not a

01:26:26.460 just start start focusing on your degree your job your whatever your creative pursuits your money

01:26:32.220 focus on that more put always put that first and put everything comes secondary to that

01:26:36.900 yeah i feel like you need to take the jimmy zhang approach and watch some patrice and study yeah

01:26:42.660 yeah listen that's actually like low-key inspiring i was talking about that to my

01:26:46.740 roommates the other day that he was a virgin to college so after college after college and

01:26:51.080 then he started straight researching and then he changed like yeah he changed that's just crazy

01:26:57.660 from like a asian immigrant like doctor like very rudimentary strict to being open and very sexual

01:27:05.420 open you know all that asking people on the streets about stuff like that very confident

01:27:09.820 which is so anti-asian-american stereotype yeah yeah maybe just research listen to treat more uh

01:27:17.100 yeah listen to patrice try to be more cold-hearted that was so cool doing that podcast with dante i

01:27:23.020 i can't even lie though that was so when's it coming out it is out i posted it on my story

01:27:26.620 today on his channel yeah on his channel i he i have the file so i might like chop something i

01:27:31.840 don't know there's nothing i was listening to it there's nothing i could really put in my video

01:27:34.460 i think you just got to listen to it it's a good podcast i'm gonna watch it um rogelio says what

01:27:40.360 do you do if your girl lets herself go but is great otherwise she got fat but she's still great

01:27:46.580 is that what you're saying yeah like she's still a good person despite her fatness yeah i know but

01:27:52.320 I couldn't be with a girl

01:27:53.120 who let herself go.

01:27:54.020 That's just me.

01:27:55.420 Ultimatums, bro.

01:27:57.360 Get the gymers clipped.

01:27:59.780 Imagine if you go to the club

01:28:00.980 and fucking future's there

01:28:02.140 and you can get in

01:28:02.720 and your girl can't.

01:28:03.560 Yeah.

01:28:05.040 What are you going to do?

01:28:05.660 You're not going to go in?

01:28:06.540 Yeah.

01:28:07.780 Future's there.

01:28:08.780 Facts.

01:28:09.460 That's tough.

01:28:11.740 See,

01:28:12.080 comfort is the worst.

01:28:13.780 Comfort is the enemy

01:28:14.760 because they're probably

01:28:15.740 in a relationship

01:28:16.140 for a couple of years

01:28:16.900 and then she didn't feel

01:28:17.460 the need to be attractive anymore.

01:28:19.120 That's when girls

01:28:19.860 start getting fat

01:28:20.660 is when they

01:28:21.200 be in a relationship

01:28:22.140 too long a monogamous relationship too long that's when people start getting ugly because

01:28:27.540 they don't need to still smell good look good dress up guys too yeah that's what I'm saying

01:28:32.540 for both people yeah bro just drill sergeant here wake her up cold water in her face every

01:28:38.900 morning wake up 20 push-ups you want this don't you you want to date me she got some

01:28:46.360 cereal ready get out give her some kale come on bitch yeah you just got your location on she

01:28:54.220 doesn't know you pull up by her in a mcdonald's what the fuck you doing 20 20 now trainer you

01:29:00.340 have to train your bitch bro yeah bro facing the mcchicken get on the treadmill dangle a

01:29:06.700 a fucking donut

01:29:07.600 in front of him

01:29:08.020 go go go

01:29:09.320 this is so bad

01:29:10.880 he said donut

01:29:16.100 come on

01:29:17.980 yo that's so foul

01:29:21.100 manmeat says

01:29:21.980 has COVID restrictions

01:29:22.840 messed up dating life

01:29:23.800 and interacting with people

01:29:24.780 in Canada

01:29:26.320 it's more strict

01:29:27.700 where I'm from

01:29:28.320 uh

01:29:29.600 he's

01:29:32.020 okay

01:29:32.420 has COVID restrictions

01:29:33.620 messed up dating life

01:29:34.320 and interacting with people

01:29:34.920 I don't think so

01:29:35.540 yeah of course bro

01:29:37.440 I just don't interact

01:29:40.060 with that many people

01:29:40.720 that are scared of COVID

01:29:41.580 you just gotta find

01:29:42.680 the people that are

01:29:43.380 there's fucking

01:29:44.460 before you didn't have

01:29:45.180 to find anyone

01:29:45.700 there's 7 billion people

01:29:46.640 in the world yo

01:29:47.240 yeah

01:29:48.020 there's too many people here

01:29:49.540 half of those are in India

01:29:51.060 yeah

01:29:52.380 it is in Canada

01:29:55.540 there's probably not

01:29:56.160 that many options so

01:29:56.960 mhm

01:29:57.400 I think it's fucked it up

01:30:00.820 it has fucked up the game

01:30:02.020 it made it so

01:30:03.880 now there's

01:30:04.460 way more

01:30:05.260 bipartisan like vax versus anti-vax fucking i just don't interact with those people

01:30:10.840 yeah but people who are invested in that kind of stuff you just cut out half of the population for

01:30:15.940 them yikes even then i still think that's a deal breaker i still think that people just like hold

01:30:22.240 that up on the front end i don't really think they yeah i'm only gonna get some vaccine it's over in

01:30:27.140 like three years from now everything's just chilling again we're gonna be like bro you're

01:30:30.200 really tight about a vaccine like kill yourself get covid nerd yeah facts um yeah people in the

01:30:39.940 subreddit were so mad at me for the my anti-vax video right there wasn't even an anti-vax video

01:30:44.200 i just called it weird like i was pointing out some of the weird shit people get really tight

01:30:49.180 about that a lot of it's the moral high ground yeah it really is that's what this is like most

01:30:56.300 things are bro most of them whether you're liberal or republican it's not like the mask and all that

01:31:00.660 it's not really about covid it's just like a respect thing it's just it's completely a political

01:31:06.100 thing now um and he also asked i wanted to ask you before how often do you smoke weed and does

01:31:13.380 covid affect your daily habits i started smoking way you did too right you started smoking a lot

01:31:17.180 more during covid it also doesn't help that everybody in my crib smokes weed 24 7. yeah

01:31:21.740 you start emulating who you're around like i'm just sitting there and they're like oh you want

01:31:25.520 to hit this one yeah i'm not doing anything else it's nighttime i'm watching netflix

01:31:28.620 i mean i think weed helped me a lot during the pandemic it really helped me like

01:31:32.860 calm the stress and the anxiety but now that i'm past that it's like all right i don't really

01:31:38.000 need this that bad rama says do you think that if given the right opportunity anyone would be

01:31:44.520 willing to cheat on their significant other yeah yeah like she said that she would fuck bad bunny

01:31:51.000 if you yeah there's always someone yeah i would fuck rihanna you know i would cheat on you with

01:31:57.120 rihanna i'm sorry and that's okay i accept that can i watch though okay i'm okay with that i would

01:32:05.640 cheat on both of you with rihanna henry says what was the major difference in your long-term

01:32:12.140 relationships versus short-term relationships i've never really had that long of a relationship

01:32:17.220 as long as it's like

01:32:18.120 my last one

01:32:19.560 like seven months

01:32:20.360 something like that

01:32:20.820 eight months

01:32:21.240 yeah see

01:32:23.120 you basically haven't been

01:32:24.200 in a relationship

01:32:24.640 I've been in a relationship

01:32:25.280 bro I lived with that bitch

01:32:26.280 for a long time

01:32:27.240 you had a COVID relationship

01:32:28.200 that's the most serious

01:32:30.340 a relationship

01:32:30.760 that's the only person

01:32:31.960 you see for like

01:32:32.800 a week dog

01:32:33.700 that's crazy

01:32:35.820 that's

01:32:36.460 you really need to

01:32:37.360 fuck with that person

01:32:38.000 yeah I guess

01:32:38.940 and even I've had like

01:32:40.980 I've had relationships bro

01:32:43.720 I'm not

01:32:44.040 nah

01:32:44.280 we're not

01:32:44.780 nah

01:32:45.100 i'm a hopeless romantic come on diego says how can you reject a girl that's really in

01:32:51.100 love with you without being a dick or breaking her heart you can't you're gonna break her

01:32:58.080 yeah you're gonna uh let me explain my situation i met this girl like almost a month now she asked

01:33:03.420 me for my snap and we've been talking a lot since then i've only hung out with her once but we talked

01:33:07.360 24 7 after all this time i've noticed that she likes me a lot i feel like she really fell in

01:33:11.580 love with me i know i sound like an asshole i don't know how do we really explain how i know

01:33:16.320 she likes me so much but she does for real i like her but not in that way i really like being with

01:33:20.340 her and talking with her i don't really want a relationship now with her with anybody but i want

01:33:24.480 to stay in touch with her she's a nice person i just don't want to break her heart just you don't

01:33:30.120 need to debt it just spend time with her when you want to and yeah just keep it going the way it is

01:33:36.240 until she brings it up that's what i'm saying like it sounds like an ideal everything's normal

01:33:39.180 yeah just keep around you don't need to break a heart um a couple more we've been going for a

01:33:47.700 while uh john says i'm 22 and i want to know how to get out of the mindset of being jaded by a past

01:33:52.400 relationship all right someone already asked that uh let's find like one more good one let me wrap

01:33:57.120 it up does size matter maria does size matter yeah of course it does

01:34:05.300 is it more about the size of the ocean of the motion the ocean of the motion you know i'm

01:34:12.000 saying bars size size is more important than the the ocean

01:34:16.980 yeah so when you pull out your dick make sure she's really close so it just

01:34:33.180 Perspective

01:34:35.180 He fucks up the perspective

01:34:36.460 Alright

01:34:41.180 How's the single life doing

01:34:43.700 You're just not single

01:34:44.540 I haven't been single

01:34:53.100 For a long time

01:34:54.660 There's always someone around

01:34:57.220 This is a good one

01:34:59.160 This is another

01:35:00.000 Oh no wait

01:35:00.760 Is this a guy

01:35:01.380 Tips for being a hoe

01:35:03.540 I thought I was going to be a girl

01:35:04.160 Cringe daddy

01:35:04.620 That's a dude

01:35:05.520 Some girls be calling themselves

01:35:07.020 Some weird shit like that

01:35:08.460 You going to read it?

01:35:12.500 I'm trying to see if it's worth it

01:35:14.620 Tips for being a hoe

01:35:19.440 I was getting in a relationship

01:35:21.000 With this chick

01:35:21.700 But she ended up

01:35:22.520 Quote unquote

01:35:23.500 Emotionally unavailable

01:35:24.820 Still hit though

01:35:26.140 Nice

01:35:27.000 Now trying to run through

01:35:30.440 Some women for ego

01:35:31.360 and as a way to trying to run through some bitches for the ego i feel you and as a way

01:35:35.920 as a way to getting my social skills back on track post-covid i've already started my conquest

01:35:41.800 there's the word choice and this is crazy but if y'all can put me on some more game i'd appreciate

01:35:47.440 i kind of like this guy i kind of like that there's some self-awareness in there he's a

01:35:50.980 young conquistador bro yeah trying to rape and pillage what oh i don't know

01:35:57.440 Spare no chill

01:36:00.900 How to be a hoe

01:36:03.940 Tips for being a hoe

01:36:08.340 Go out to parties a lot

01:36:11.840 Meet a ton of girls

01:36:13.040 Treat all these girls the same

01:36:14.660 Be nice to them

01:36:15.400 Flirt with them

01:36:16.700 Just don't get invested

01:36:18.580 Just don't get emotionally attached

01:36:19.580 Go in there knowing that you're not going to get emotionally attached

01:36:21.440 Put the nut first

01:36:22.440 Chase the nut not the bitch

01:36:24.980 Yeah, I was trying to think of a clever way to put it

01:36:27.600 But I just couldn't think of anything

01:36:28.420 I got it though

01:36:29.840 Put a nut before the bitch

01:36:36.700 Relationship advice got me feeling like I'm hitched

01:36:40.340 No Will Smith

01:36:41.020 Yo, who's Cass?

01:36:43.720 Is she the girl from yesterday's video?

01:36:45.000 Yeah

01:36:45.220 I transitioned last night

01:36:48.300 Alright, that's it for questions

01:36:50.160 You want to play chess real quick?

01:36:52.980 I'm gonna smack you up

01:36:54.080 I perform when it matters.

01:37:00.080 You explain a lot?

01:37:05.080 Hey, that's how you know the podcast doesn't blow it up because you want to take it out.

01:37:13.080 Okay, talk your shit now.

01:37:16.080 Are we doing a timer?

01:37:20.080 That's not fair, we need to have a timer.

01:37:22.080 Why is that not fair?

01:37:24.080 You're not better than me if I'm thinking?

01:37:26.080 No, we need to be able to have the same amount of time.

01:37:28.080 What?

01:37:29.080 You need to have the same amount of thinking time.

01:37:31.080 You can have the same amount of thinking time, bro. Think as much as you want.

01:37:33.080 Yeah, the way to have the same amount of thinking time is the timer, dummy.

01:37:36.080 No, bro. You just think as much as you want.

01:37:38.080 Then we're going to be here all fucking day.

01:37:40.080 Why are we going to be here all day?

01:37:41.080 Because you think mad slow.

01:37:42.080 You think I think slow?

01:37:43.080 Yes, you do, bro. We always play. You take slow.

01:37:46.080 That was Brian knew how to play, bro. Now I know how to play. I'm quicker.

01:37:52.080 I think we should do a timer.

01:37:53.080 No, we're doing a tyrant.

01:37:55.080 I had 20 minutes.

01:37:57.080 20 minutes?

01:37:59.080 10.

01:38:01.080 15 is too long bro.

01:38:03.080 10 is a long edge.

01:38:05.080 You're nervous?

01:38:07.080 Never!

01:38:09.080 Just be loud to cover the nervousness.

01:38:11.080 Never!

01:38:23.080 You know what I'm talking about?

01:38:33.300 Remember all that shit you was talking?

01:38:34.660 Remember?

01:38:35.160 What did you say?

01:38:36.380 What happened?

01:38:38.160 Whoa.

01:38:38.680 Post-match interview.

01:38:39.680 Best fight at three.

01:38:40.660 Damn, that was a nice checkmate, too.

01:38:42.560 That was spicy.

01:38:43.960 I didn't even need that timer.

01:38:46.800 Let's watch the podcast.

01:38:48.140 Check it out.

01:38:48.900 Subscribe on Patreon.

01:38:53.080 Oh this camera so long to subscribe to my patreon you know it's all about

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