SHNEAKO - May 28, 2021


Modern Day Hustling in New York City

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16 minutes

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2,248

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154

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11

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Toxicity

67

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I stepped in dog poop at the beach and had to pick it up with a stick in the middle of the street. It was gross but I got it picked up. Today I got to go to a Modeling Agency and get my ass kicked by my brother. Then I have a big day at work.

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00:00:00.320 Hey guys, welcome to our vlog. It's beach day
00:00:03.880 I stepped in a big ass thing a dog poop sliding over here such a big shit 1.00
00:00:08.400 I got rid of it mostly but that killed my vibe. You never step in dog poop so big you slide 0.99
00:00:14.640 If you have a dog pick your shit up like that just okay, but we got an hour extended on the zip car 0.99
00:00:20.280 It was gross. It's really gross. I had to fucking pick it out with the stick in the middle of the street 1.00
00:00:24.780 Luckily a neighbor came in with some paper towels. I wish I vlogged that part because I was angry, but it's okay 0.98
00:00:29.560 now we're not caring zip car gave us a free hour because it didn't work from
00:00:35.100 poppy over here poppy all right yeah we're about to take up mad people and
00:00:46.320 put them in the back get you know we're gonna pull up like pull it up like a 0.81
00:00:57.040 a Mexican family.
00:00:58.040 It's a Mexican family in a mini event.
00:01:04.040 Hey Mike!
00:01:05.040 How you doing?
00:01:06.040 Mike! 0.69
00:01:07.040 Mikey! 0.65
00:01:08.040 Mikey! 0.65
00:01:09.040 Hey! 0.99
00:01:10.040 Here.
00:01:11.040 Alright.
00:01:12.040 Get in.
00:01:17.040 Ahhh
00:01:32.200 I can't even see you. We're here at Jones Beach the Eiffel Tower in the back
00:01:39.980 This is a monument for Long Island
00:01:41.980 toby pulled up like he's uh about to play some 5v5 in la fitness
00:01:51.380 bro it's like 90 degrees out how are you gonna
00:01:55.960 you're gonna go on the water 0.93
00:01:58.860 you're like every every black dude on south beach in miami 1.00
00:02:07.040 this is the fit they wear to the beach yeah what you can't have your toes out 0.71
00:02:11.980 let them breathe yo free the feet free the toe
00:02:15.500 morning got a very busy day today so i figured i should vlog it um today is day 23 of sobriety
00:02:32.020 i cheated twice uh you know the nickname cheeto ha ha ha ha um so i woke up later than i usually
00:02:38.480 do i've been waking up at like 8 39 uh without smoking weed no matter what time i go to sleep
00:02:42.620 but i woke up drowsy i think i needed to sleep long ass beach day but the weekend's over time 0.96
00:02:46.840 to get to the bag time to get to the grind and fight the demons by focusing on shit that does 0.97
00:02:51.840 not matter that much i was watching all these reaction videos from people yesterday like oh 0.97
00:02:55.940 sneaker just is so superficial and just wants to just get yeah like i'm just gonna distract myself
00:03:00.560 with money and work until i die and not think too much about how we're spinning on a void 1.00
00:03:05.680 Or whatever the f**k you guys say. 1.00
00:03:14.680 Alright. Peace out. 0.99
00:03:28.680 Good morning, Pa.
00:03:30.680 I got a bacon, egg and cheese on a roll.
00:03:32.680 No bacon.
00:03:33.680 No bacon?
00:03:34.680 You got egg and cheese?
00:03:35.680 Egg and cheese and turkey sauce.
00:03:39.680 Let me get turkey sauce and egg and cheese on it.
00:03:43.680 Turkey sauce and egg and cheese.
00:03:45.680 No.
00:03:46.680 You ain't got that either?
00:03:55.680 They don't got any bacon.
00:03:57.680 How you don't have any bacon?
00:03:59.680 You guys are going to another store. How you don't have bacon in the morning?
00:04:03.680 I'm hungry.
00:04:05.320 Ooh, these look good, but too much sugar.
00:04:09.940 Ah, fine, whatever.
00:04:11.860 Today I got boxing in like half an hour.
00:04:14.620 Then I got to go at 3 p.m. to a new modeling agency,
00:04:17.900 and they're going to try to steal me from my current one. 0.97
00:04:20.000 They said they're going to make me a lot of money and do Burberry, all that shit. 0.99
00:04:22.420 Maybe they talk a lot. 0.99
00:04:23.660 We'll see what happens.
00:04:25.300 And then six, my brother quit quality,
00:04:27.280 so I need to sign this guy, Alan King, to quality and start doing it professionally
00:04:32.440 because to be honest, we were losing a lot of money
00:04:34.800 and there was a lot of trial and error working with my brother
00:04:36.740 but he's focused on school and it's time to give him a break.
00:04:39.580 He'll come back eventually but to be perfectly honest,
00:04:42.340 he needs time to do his own thing and I'll do my own thing.
00:04:45.140 It's just how it is.
00:04:45.760 Family and business sometimes collide.
00:04:47.700 And then at seven, me and my girl got in an argument yesterday
00:04:50.680 and she booked a massage so that we can get over it 0.96
00:04:52.840 so I'm going to do a sorry massage.
00:04:57.920 Not from her, from professionally and I really need that.
00:05:00.440 then I got to work on this new Dave Chappelle video and then I got to put my
00:05:03.620 tickets because I need to go to Atlanta to film the stand-up comedy video
00:05:06.020 basically today is a money day but I'll see pop pop this bacon right here
00:05:12.400 Oh, okay.
00:05:14.400 Gracias.
00:05:20.400 Turkey sauce.
00:05:26.400 More turkey?
00:05:28.400 Crispy.
00:05:30.400 Thank you.
00:05:36.400 Yeah, this is how you eat a banana
00:05:40.400 We need a banana in New York. 1.00
00:06:10.400 What's going on, fam?
00:06:13.400 Conditioning date done.
00:06:15.400 Kelly, I'm coming for you.
00:06:17.400 Even if he doesn't, what she's going to back out of.
00:06:19.400 There's going to be a YouTube League.
00:06:20.400 Anybody who wants hands, Aiden Ross, Bryce Gumm, Jimmy Jang, I'm coming for y'all.
00:06:25.400 Watch.
00:06:26.400 Hey, Jake Paul, too.
00:06:27.400 You can get the smile one day one day.
00:06:29.400 Yo, one more thing.
00:06:30.400 What you think so far?
00:06:31.400 How's the work going?
00:06:32.400 Oh, you looking good, man.
00:06:33.400 You looking real good.
00:06:34.400 Oh, yeah?
00:06:35.400 I think you're going to do your thing.
00:06:36.400 Yeah? 1.00
00:06:37.400 I think you're going to fuck homeboy all the way up. 1.00
00:06:39.400 You have no other choice but to do it. 1.00
00:06:41.560 I ain't gonna lie, because you already know, 1.00
00:06:43.040 if you don't fuck him up, we gonna beat your ass. 1.00
00:06:45.160 We gonna beat you up. 1.00
00:06:47.120 You heard that, Kelly. 0.97
00:06:48.360 You ain't gonna make us look at that. 1.00
00:06:50.220 Not no option, I'm gonna jump by three people, fuck that. 0.99
00:06:59.300 Third one of the day. 0.99
00:07:00.640 What about it?
00:07:01.960 No, we don't. 1.00
00:07:09.400 that's why he jumped the shit 0.99
00:07:16.680 gotta be with this agency and i forgot my clothes look bummy and wrinkly 0.98
00:07:24.900 so i'm gonna get a fresh white tea and some pants that's what you gotta do
00:07:27.820 we're also gonna say i look homeless the cdc said that you don't need to wear a mask inside
00:07:32.800 anymore if you're vaccinated but everyone in new york may got so used to it being like a moral
00:07:37.440 statement that we don't know how to turn back so everyone's still doing it probably for the rest
00:07:41.120 of the year florida's always right that's just the point of this florida's always right
00:07:49.440 yeah slightly less frankly it might be the difference in getting the job or not for real
00:07:54.080 i'm like a six at a time fair enough what are you at a time i'd give myself a seven actually
00:07:59.920 seven not bad how do you think i can get up to where you at i'm not sure maybe when i put on
00:08:06.000 these clothes i'll feel like i ate maybe yeah it didn't go through if you try again please
00:08:11.520 have a great day hey could someone explain to me the science behind why they closed
00:08:15.600 every changing room in the city like why what is there more covet in the changing room
00:08:20.720 what the man it's like it's 2023 let's move on
00:08:23.920 Hey. Can I pet him?
00:08:27.760 Yeah. Oh my god, he's like a bear.
00:08:31.360 How's that a real dog? Fluffy as hell.
00:08:34.800 Yeah, beautiful, beautiful.
00:08:37.520 You want Sawyer to start wide? 1.00
00:08:38.720 No talking, talking, talking.
00:08:39.840 You guys want Sawyer to start wide?
00:08:40.880 You guys are talking to each other. Talking to each other.
00:08:43.840 Jupiter, Jupiter come on and go.
00:08:49.600 Talking to each other.
00:08:53.920 He's talking with your hands as well.
00:08:55.920 He's talking with your hands.
00:08:57.920 Watch out, watch out.
00:08:58.920 Guys, everybody, step back, please.
00:09:00.920 Thank you.
00:09:04.920 I got to change it to this fit.
00:09:05.920 I got nowhere else to change.
00:09:06.920 I might just do it in the street.
00:09:07.920 I really might just do it in the street. 1.00
00:09:09.920 That's male privilege, but fuck it. 1.00
00:09:21.920 This is large, but it feels small. 1.00
00:09:23.920 do a pass too. But I really got nowhere to go. I got my meeting in a little bit.
00:09:32.220 A little tree in the way.
00:09:34.520 Get this covered.
00:09:38.640 In and out.
00:09:40.640 Alright, we're good.
00:09:43.040 Get up out of here. That was slick.
00:09:45.900 You wouldn't do that. I know that was weird, but you wouldn't do that shit. 1.00
00:09:50.460 Middle of Soho. 0.99
00:09:51.880 I'm a paparazzi.
00:09:52.660 I'm just taking pictures.
00:09:56.660 Jendi! Jendi! 1.00
00:09:58.660 No, no. He has his own gym.
00:10:00.660 He has his own box.
00:10:16.660 What is he doing?
00:10:18.660 I can't do it? 0.98
00:10:20.660 Sign of my life away to the white man. 0.55
00:10:31.660 But I got it, dude. 0.80
00:10:39.660 And we out of here. 1.00
00:10:40.660 Bada bing, bada boom, sign of shit, get my money and get the fuck out. 1.00
00:10:43.660 They always want to blah, blah, blah, talk, talk, talk. 1.00
00:10:45.660 Only money talk here from now on. 0.55
00:10:47.660 i just don't want to have any more like oh so are you just shut up just like let's sign this 0.99
00:10:51.820 shit and i'm out i don't need to like you we can make money together but i don't need to like you 0.99
00:10:56.300 that's not superficial that's just how you should be if you want to if you want to succeed in the 0.99
00:10:59.900 the city remember those old boomers say New York City was dead that's crazy that's crazy man that's 0.98
00:11:22.280 That's crazy. That's crazy. 0.99
00:11:26.880 Can you just put your mask up a little bit? Can you just put your mask up?
00:11:30.360 Can you take your temperature?
00:11:32.040 Alright, alright.
00:11:33.020 And I'm just like, ah, come on, stop calling me an anti-this, anti-that.
00:11:35.880 I'm just a little bit fed up.
00:11:37.100 Alright, they're literally against science now.
00:11:39.480 Okay, I'm going to go on a rant now because they were saying, oh, it's science, science. 0.99
00:11:42.520 Now the CDD's saying, take off the fucking mask, you're still wearing it. 0.99
00:11:45.240 That's against science. 1.00
00:11:46.660 J-sane.
00:11:52.280 What's up Alan?
00:11:55.280 How's it going?
00:11:56.280 You got anything to show me?
00:11:57.280 Yeah.
00:11:58.280 For the vlog real quick?
00:11:59.280 Oh hell yeah.
00:12:00.280 What's going on?
00:12:01.280 We got a bunch of washes.
00:12:04.280 It's an updated Kyle Beru wash.
00:12:06.280 For the people that don't know, can you show how these jeans sit?
00:12:11.280 That freaked me out the first time I saw it.
00:12:13.280 Yeah, so these fit this way so that they actually cut to your leg.
00:12:17.280 And they stack for me down.
00:12:20.280 and it's also set up this way so anybody that's literally let's say 5'2 or 6'11 can wear the same
00:12:26.200 gene so we have like basketball players that are seven feet tall like kind of don't throw
00:12:31.480 on the same pair of jeans as somebody that might be like 5'10 5'8 nice little name drop
00:12:38.520 that was slick that was the most recent that was the most recent uh yeah we're the black ones like
00:12:43.080 three days a week everyone always asks me about that yeah nice jeans no homo 1.00
00:12:47.640 oh yeah we have the bikers also in the black yeah so we have a new version so you have the
00:12:57.160 wax ones of these and this is a stretch denim this one's super comfortable
00:13:02.480 what type of denim is this yeah this is stretch it's still cotton but there's about like a two
00:13:10.260 percent blend talk a little bit about tiktok how's tiktok working for you and the brand i
00:13:14.980 They wrote an article, like Forbes, was that?
00:13:17.140 Yeah.
00:13:17.580 You're writing about it?
00:13:18.320 It was crazy.
00:13:19.120 I mean, we got a write-up on Forbes recently, like just on TikTok, you know.
00:13:23.160 Yeah.
00:13:23.860 It's like, who would have known that would be...
00:13:25.620 Nah, I knew that was happening.
00:13:26.720 I peeped game early on.
00:13:27.860 I knew it.
00:13:28.200 Like, whoa, he's thinking different, yo.
00:13:29.640 The way he was using TikTok to like... 0.99
00:13:32.080 But I don't want to give away all the game, but goddamn. 1.00
00:13:34.540 This shit is smart. 1.00
00:13:35.300 You should read that article. 0.99
00:13:36.340 So, agreed with Alan King, the founder of 8Kings, to merge quality with him.
00:13:42.240 I'm excited.
00:13:42.920 i'm excited for he makes a lot of dope clothes i got a lot of dope ideas it's gonna be fire
00:13:48.480 it sucks that i gotta part ways with vincent for now but he's gonna be back
00:13:52.380 i'm thinking about how much work it's gonna cost to get him it's like i probably
00:13:57.540 exaggerated like the job that vincent did i think he did a better job than i gave him credit for
00:14:04.280 you know i mean um now i gotta go downtown to get a massage to relax a little bit 0.97
00:14:11.480 I've been signing shit all day 0.98
00:14:14.680 Oh, I need a car 0.99
00:14:34.120 Wow
00:14:41.480 what if i give you the happy ending instead of the masseuse
00:14:45.780 can i get a happy ending 0.99
00:14:50.760 yeah yeah i'm gonna be happy you're gonna get naked 0.96
00:14:57.740 i know what happened your coupon not working that's now it's working what happened 0.98
00:15:05.960 did did you actually buy the tickets for the massage yeah you sure yeah of course
00:15:14.500 hey guys post massage my back hurts very sore i don't know if you're supposed to be sore
00:15:22.780 we'll see tomorrow in the gym what do you think your first massage 0.94
00:15:27.420 I like to look. I like when he touched my butt. 0.99
00:15:33.560 Honestly, my favorite was when he got to the end. 0.99
00:15:36.480 I thought it was the butt. 0.80
00:15:38.240 Did you try to take off Ellie's clothes? 0.97
00:15:43.200 Good.
00:15:44.800 Well, now we're having a little late night dinner. 1.00
00:15:48.060 Oh, shut up. 0.99
00:15:48.880 Wow. 1.00
00:15:56.880 Hey guys.
00:15:59.880 I'm going back home.
00:16:02.880 This is the last video of the vlog.
00:16:05.880 I hope you enjoyed.