SHNEAKO - May 28, 2021


Modern Day Hustling in New York City


Episode Stats

Length

16 minutes

Words per Minute

139.35612

Word Count

2,248

Sentence Count

154

Misogynist Sentences

11

Hate Speech Sentences

9


Summary

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Transcript

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00:00:00.320 Hey guys, welcome to our vlog. It's beach day
00:00:03.880 I stepped in a big ass thing a dog poop sliding over here such a big shit
00:00:08.400 I got rid of it mostly but that killed my vibe. You never step in dog poop so big you slide
00:00:14.640 If you have a dog pick your shit up like that just okay, but we got an hour extended on the zip car
00:00:20.280 It was gross. It's really gross. I had to fucking pick it out with the stick in the middle of the street
00:00:24.780 Luckily a neighbor came in with some paper towels. I wish I vlogged that part because I was angry, but it's okay
00:00:29.560 now we're not caring zip car gave us a free hour because it didn't work from
00:00:35.100 poppy over here poppy all right yeah we're about to take up mad people and
00:00:46.320 put them in the back get you know we're gonna pull up like pull it up like a
00:00:57.040 a Mexican family.
00:00:58.040 It's a Mexican family in a mini event.
00:01:04.040 Hey Mike!
00:01:05.040 How you doing?
00:01:06.040 Mike!
00:01:07.040 Mikey!
00:01:08.040 Mikey!
00:01:09.040 Hey!
00:01:10.040 Here.
00:01:11.040 Alright.
00:01:12.040 Get in.
00:01:17.040 Ahhh
00:01:32.200 I can't even see you. We're here at Jones Beach the Eiffel Tower in the back
00:01:39.980 This is a monument for Long Island
00:01:41.980 toby pulled up like he's uh about to play some 5v5 in la fitness
00:01:51.380 bro it's like 90 degrees out how are you gonna
00:01:55.960 you're gonna go on the water
00:01:58.860 you're like every every black dude on south beach in miami
00:02:07.040 this is the fit they wear to the beach yeah what you can't have your toes out
00:02:11.980 let them breathe yo free the feet free the toe
00:02:15.500 morning got a very busy day today so i figured i should vlog it um today is day 23 of sobriety
00:02:32.020 i cheated twice uh you know the nickname cheeto ha ha ha ha um so i woke up later than i usually
00:02:38.480 do i've been waking up at like 8 39 uh without smoking weed no matter what time i go to sleep
00:02:42.620 but i woke up drowsy i think i needed to sleep long ass beach day but the weekend's over time
00:02:46.840 to get to the bag time to get to the grind and fight the demons by focusing on shit that does
00:02:51.840 not matter that much i was watching all these reaction videos from people yesterday like oh
00:02:55.940 sneaker just is so superficial and just wants to just get yeah like i'm just gonna distract myself
00:03:00.560 with money and work until i die and not think too much about how we're spinning on a void
00:03:05.680 Or whatever the f**k you guys say.
00:03:14.680 Alright. Peace out.
00:03:28.680 Good morning, Pa.
00:03:30.680 I got a bacon, egg and cheese on a roll.
00:03:32.680 No bacon.
00:03:33.680 No bacon?
00:03:34.680 You got egg and cheese?
00:03:35.680 Egg and cheese and turkey sauce.
00:03:39.680 Let me get turkey sauce and egg and cheese on it.
00:03:43.680 Turkey sauce and egg and cheese.
00:03:45.680 No.
00:03:46.680 You ain't got that either?
00:03:55.680 They don't got any bacon.
00:03:57.680 How you don't have any bacon?
00:03:59.680 You guys are going to another store. How you don't have bacon in the morning?
00:04:03.680 I'm hungry.
00:04:05.320 Ooh, these look good, but too much sugar.
00:04:09.940 Ah, fine, whatever.
00:04:11.860 Today I got boxing in like half an hour.
00:04:14.620 Then I got to go at 3 p.m. to a new modeling agency,
00:04:17.900 and they're going to try to steal me from my current one.
00:04:20.000 They said they're going to make me a lot of money and do Burberry, all that shit.
00:04:22.420 Maybe they talk a lot.
00:04:23.660 We'll see what happens.
00:04:25.300 And then six, my brother quit quality,
00:04:27.280 so I need to sign this guy, Alan King, to quality and start doing it professionally
00:04:32.440 because to be honest, we were losing a lot of money
00:04:34.800 and there was a lot of trial and error working with my brother
00:04:36.740 but he's focused on school and it's time to give him a break.
00:04:39.580 He'll come back eventually but to be perfectly honest,
00:04:42.340 he needs time to do his own thing and I'll do my own thing.
00:04:45.140 It's just how it is.
00:04:45.760 Family and business sometimes collide.
00:04:47.700 And then at seven, me and my girl got in an argument yesterday
00:04:50.680 and she booked a massage so that we can get over it
00:04:52.840 so I'm going to do a sorry massage.
00:04:57.920 Not from her, from professionally and I really need that.
00:05:00.440 then I got to work on this new Dave Chappelle video and then I got to put my
00:05:03.620 tickets because I need to go to Atlanta to film the stand-up comedy video
00:05:06.020 basically today is a money day but I'll see pop pop this bacon right here
00:05:12.400 Oh, okay.
00:05:14.400 Gracias.
00:05:20.400 Turkey sauce.
00:05:26.400 More turkey?
00:05:28.400 Crispy.
00:05:30.400 Thank you.
00:05:36.400 Yeah, this is how you eat a banana
00:05:40.400 We need a banana in New York.
00:06:10.400 What's going on, fam?
00:06:13.400 Conditioning date done.
00:06:15.400 Kelly, I'm coming for you.
00:06:17.400 Even if he doesn't, what she's going to back out of.
00:06:19.400 There's going to be a YouTube League.
00:06:20.400 Anybody who wants hands, Aiden Ross, Bryce Gumm, Jimmy Jang, I'm coming for y'all.
00:06:25.400 Watch.
00:06:26.400 Hey, Jake Paul, too.
00:06:27.400 You can get the smile one day one day.
00:06:29.400 Yo, one more thing.
00:06:30.400 What you think so far?
00:06:31.400 How's the work going?
00:06:32.400 Oh, you looking good, man.
00:06:33.400 You looking real good.
00:06:34.400 Oh, yeah?
00:06:35.400 I think you're going to do your thing.
00:06:36.400 Yeah?
00:06:37.400 I think you're going to fuck homeboy all the way up.
00:06:39.400 You have no other choice but to do it.
00:06:41.560 I ain't gonna lie, because you already know,
00:06:43.040 if you don't fuck him up, we gonna beat your ass.
00:06:45.160 We gonna beat you up.
00:06:47.120 You heard that, Kelly.
00:06:48.360 You ain't gonna make us look at that.
00:06:50.220 Not no option, I'm gonna jump by three people, fuck that.
00:06:59.300 Third one of the day.
00:07:00.640 What about it?
00:07:01.960 No, we don't.
00:07:09.400 that's why he jumped the shit
00:07:16.680 gotta be with this agency and i forgot my clothes look bummy and wrinkly
00:07:24.900 so i'm gonna get a fresh white tea and some pants that's what you gotta do
00:07:27.820 we're also gonna say i look homeless the cdc said that you don't need to wear a mask inside
00:07:32.800 anymore if you're vaccinated but everyone in new york may got so used to it being like a moral
00:07:37.440 statement that we don't know how to turn back so everyone's still doing it probably for the rest
00:07:41.120 of the year florida's always right that's just the point of this florida's always right
00:07:49.440 yeah slightly less frankly it might be the difference in getting the job or not for real
00:07:54.080 i'm like a six at a time fair enough what are you at a time i'd give myself a seven actually
00:07:59.920 seven not bad how do you think i can get up to where you at i'm not sure maybe when i put on
00:08:06.000 these clothes i'll feel like i ate maybe yeah it didn't go through if you try again please
00:08:11.520 have a great day hey could someone explain to me the science behind why they closed
00:08:15.600 every changing room in the city like why what is there more covet in the changing room
00:08:20.720 what the man it's like it's 2023 let's move on
00:08:23.920 Hey. Can I pet him?
00:08:27.760 Yeah. Oh my god, he's like a bear.
00:08:31.360 How's that a real dog? Fluffy as hell.
00:08:34.800 Yeah, beautiful, beautiful.
00:08:37.520 You want Sawyer to start wide?
00:08:38.720 No talking, talking, talking.
00:08:39.840 You guys want Sawyer to start wide?
00:08:40.880 You guys are talking to each other. Talking to each other.
00:08:43.840 Jupiter, Jupiter come on and go.
00:08:49.600 Talking to each other.
00:08:53.920 He's talking with your hands as well.
00:08:55.920 He's talking with your hands.
00:08:57.920 Watch out, watch out.
00:08:58.920 Guys, everybody, step back, please.
00:09:00.920 Thank you.
00:09:04.920 I got to change it to this fit.
00:09:05.920 I got nowhere else to change.
00:09:06.920 I might just do it in the street.
00:09:07.920 I really might just do it in the street.
00:09:09.920 That's male privilege, but fuck it.
00:09:21.920 This is large, but it feels small.
00:09:23.920 do a pass too. But I really got nowhere to go. I got my meeting in a little bit.
00:09:32.220 A little tree in the way.
00:09:34.520 Get this covered.
00:09:38.640 In and out.
00:09:40.640 Alright, we're good.
00:09:43.040 Get up out of here. That was slick.
00:09:45.900 You wouldn't do that. I know that was weird, but you wouldn't do that shit.
00:09:50.460 Middle of Soho.
00:09:51.880 I'm a paparazzi.
00:09:52.660 I'm just taking pictures.
00:09:56.660 Jendi! Jendi!
00:09:58.660 No, no. He has his own gym.
00:10:00.660 He has his own box.
00:10:16.660 What is he doing?
00:10:18.660 I can't do it?
00:10:20.660 Sign of my life away to the white man.
00:10:31.660 But I got it, dude.
00:10:39.660 And we out of here.
00:10:40.660 Bada bing, bada boom, sign of shit, get my money and get the fuck out.
00:10:43.660 They always want to blah, blah, blah, talk, talk, talk.
00:10:45.660 Only money talk here from now on.
00:10:47.660 i just don't want to have any more like oh so are you just shut up just like let's sign this
00:10:51.820 shit and i'm out i don't need to like you we can make money together but i don't need to like you
00:10:56.300 that's not superficial that's just how you should be if you want to if you want to succeed in the
00:10:59.900 the city remember those old boomers say New York City was dead that's crazy that's crazy man that's
00:11:22.280 That's crazy. That's crazy.
00:11:26.880 Can you just put your mask up a little bit? Can you just put your mask up?
00:11:30.360 Can you take your temperature?
00:11:32.040 Alright, alright.
00:11:33.020 And I'm just like, ah, come on, stop calling me an anti-this, anti-that.
00:11:35.880 I'm just a little bit fed up.
00:11:37.100 Alright, they're literally against science now.
00:11:39.480 Okay, I'm going to go on a rant now because they were saying, oh, it's science, science.
00:11:42.520 Now the CDD's saying, take off the fucking mask, you're still wearing it.
00:11:45.240 That's against science.
00:11:46.660 J-sane.
00:11:52.280 What's up Alan?
00:11:55.280 How's it going?
00:11:56.280 You got anything to show me?
00:11:57.280 Yeah.
00:11:58.280 For the vlog real quick?
00:11:59.280 Oh hell yeah.
00:12:00.280 What's going on?
00:12:01.280 We got a bunch of washes.
00:12:04.280 It's an updated Kyle Beru wash.
00:12:06.280 For the people that don't know, can you show how these jeans sit?
00:12:11.280 That freaked me out the first time I saw it.
00:12:13.280 Yeah, so these fit this way so that they actually cut to your leg.
00:12:17.280 And they stack for me down.
00:12:20.280 and it's also set up this way so anybody that's literally let's say 5'2 or 6'11 can wear the same
00:12:26.200 gene so we have like basketball players that are seven feet tall like kind of don't throw
00:12:31.480 on the same pair of jeans as somebody that might be like 5'10 5'8 nice little name drop
00:12:38.520 that was slick that was the most recent that was the most recent uh yeah we're the black ones like
00:12:43.080 three days a week everyone always asks me about that yeah nice jeans no homo
00:12:47.640 oh yeah we have the bikers also in the black yeah so we have a new version so you have the
00:12:57.160 wax ones of these and this is a stretch denim this one's super comfortable
00:13:02.480 what type of denim is this yeah this is stretch it's still cotton but there's about like a two
00:13:10.260 percent blend talk a little bit about tiktok how's tiktok working for you and the brand i
00:13:14.980 They wrote an article, like Forbes, was that?
00:13:17.140 Yeah.
00:13:17.580 You're writing about it?
00:13:18.320 It was crazy.
00:13:19.120 I mean, we got a write-up on Forbes recently, like just on TikTok, you know.
00:13:23.160 Yeah.
00:13:23.860 It's like, who would have known that would be...
00:13:25.620 Nah, I knew that was happening.
00:13:26.720 I peeped game early on.
00:13:27.860 I knew it.
00:13:28.200 Like, whoa, he's thinking different, yo.
00:13:29.640 The way he was using TikTok to like...
00:13:32.080 But I don't want to give away all the game, but goddamn.
00:13:34.540 This shit is smart.
00:13:35.300 You should read that article.
00:13:36.340 So, agreed with Alan King, the founder of 8Kings, to merge quality with him.
00:13:42.240 I'm excited.
00:13:42.920 i'm excited for he makes a lot of dope clothes i got a lot of dope ideas it's gonna be fire
00:13:48.480 it sucks that i gotta part ways with vincent for now but he's gonna be back
00:13:52.380 i'm thinking about how much work it's gonna cost to get him it's like i probably
00:13:57.540 exaggerated like the job that vincent did i think he did a better job than i gave him credit for
00:14:04.280 you know i mean um now i gotta go downtown to get a massage to relax a little bit
00:14:11.480 I've been signing shit all day
00:14:14.680 Oh, I need a car
00:14:34.120 Wow
00:14:41.480 what if i give you the happy ending instead of the masseuse
00:14:45.780 can i get a happy ending
00:14:50.760 yeah yeah i'm gonna be happy you're gonna get naked
00:14:57.740 i know what happened your coupon not working that's now it's working what happened
00:15:05.960 did did you actually buy the tickets for the massage yeah you sure yeah of course
00:15:14.500 hey guys post massage my back hurts very sore i don't know if you're supposed to be sore
00:15:22.780 we'll see tomorrow in the gym what do you think your first massage
00:15:27.420 I like to look. I like when he touched my butt.
00:15:33.560 Honestly, my favorite was when he got to the end.
00:15:36.480 I thought it was the butt.
00:15:38.240 Did you try to take off Ellie's clothes?
00:15:43.200 Good.
00:15:44.800 Well, now we're having a little late night dinner.
00:15:48.060 Oh, shut up.
00:15:48.880 Wow.
00:15:56.880 Hey guys.
00:15:59.880 I'm going back home.
00:16:02.880 This is the last video of the vlog.
00:16:05.880 I hope you enjoyed.