SHNEAKO - December 21, 2025


SNEAKO Surprises Jake Future for his Birthday!


Episode Stats

Length

16 minutes

Words per Minute

136.45216

Word Count

2,312

Sentence Count

334

Misogynist Sentences

6

Hate Speech Sentences

4


Summary

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On this episode, the brother and sister duo of the are in Queens celebrating Jake Future's birthday. They surprise him with a trip to Queens, a trip down memory lane, and a visit to a wrestling event in New York City.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 Happy birthday man. Good to see you. You didn't know it was going to come. I surprised you. Hey, happy birthday, bro.
00:00:18.760 I was so surprised he picked up the phone. He said he had an El Ego.
00:00:21.960 All the way out of the road, it's crazy.
00:00:27.960 It's even still in here right now, I can't lie.
00:00:29.960 Brian, Jake Future, our birthday present.
00:00:31.460 We gotta go into Queens.
00:00:32.460 It's a surprise.
00:00:33.460 Two years in a row.
00:00:34.460 We're gonna come to your birthday party.
00:00:36.460 Oh, okay.
00:00:37.460 How old are you, by the way?
00:00:38.460 You're 27?
00:00:39.460 Yeah.
00:00:40.460 Happy birthday, bro.
00:00:44.460 Gotta figure out what Jake Future wants.
00:00:45.460 We're color white.
00:00:46.460 I feel like he likes green.
00:00:47.460 I like this.
00:00:48.460 Bro.
00:00:49.460 What?
00:00:50.460 It's green, bro.
00:00:51.460 You don't like it?
00:00:56.460 That's dope.
00:00:57.460 No, that's dope.
00:00:59.460 I think it's a medium, too.
00:01:01.460 See, medium or a large?
00:01:02.460 I think...
00:01:03.460 Probably medium.
00:01:04.460 You think large?
00:01:05.460 I think it's worth bagging, right?
00:01:07.460 Yeah.
00:01:08.460 Yeah, I'd get large.
00:01:09.460 Do you have a black puffer?
00:01:11.460 No, I don't.
00:01:12.460 You should get it.
00:01:13.460 Yeah.
00:01:14.460 They even got it chained up.
00:01:15.460 It's like $1,300.
00:01:16.460 Really nice.
00:01:17.460 It's like the Peli Peli, kind of, right?
00:01:19.460 Yeah, that is dope.
00:01:20.460 What are you doing out here?
00:01:22.460 Birthday present shopping.
00:01:24.460 No, for Jake Future?
00:01:26.460 Yeah, that sounds familiar.
00:01:28.460 It's his birthday. It's the surprise party we're going to right now.
00:01:30.460 Are you streaming right now?
00:01:32.460 No, I'm making a video.
00:01:34.460 Vlogging? Yeah.
00:01:40.460 I was like, where the fuck is Avery gonna sit?
00:01:42.460 Merry Christmas.
00:01:44.460 These streets look like that scene where Tom Cruise
00:01:48.460 walking around the city after his wife says that she wants to cheat on him with the military guy
00:01:52.540 look here even though the set was built in london cooper did a great job makes me want to go to an
00:01:57.660 epstein party they just released another graphic right here i could show you and all the pages are
00:02:02.540 all blacked out they're making fun of the goy right to our faces we're never gonna see jenny
00:02:07.180 He used to really love your videos.
00:02:09.180 What happened?
00:02:10.180 Oh, he's still a friend of mine, but he's not dissentable.
00:02:13.180 Hell yeah.
00:02:15.180 Hell yeah.
00:02:16.180 I just wanted to ask you for a picture for him to send to him.
00:02:18.180 Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.
00:02:19.180 And you're talking like, Stunner.
00:02:21.180 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I appreciate that.
00:02:25.180 Yeah, no, it's probably very rare.
00:02:27.180 I could tell from the sound profile, man.
00:02:37.180 What's good bro? How you doing yo?
00:02:42.180 What's good man? How you doing man?
00:02:43.180 I'm gonna get you in right now. You don't have to wait a lot. You straight.
00:02:46.180 I remember there was a big shooting here last year. I came here.
00:02:48.180 Yeah!
00:02:49.180 I think at this club. 12 people got shot.
00:02:51.180 That was for the ECF fight.
00:02:55.180 They have like little MMA stuff over here a little bit.
00:02:58.180 So you've been tapped in with Jake Future ever since the summer?
00:03:01.180 Yeah!
00:03:02.180 I didn't know.
00:03:03.180 I got him in for DreamCon, so it was like, it was like that.
00:03:07.580 So what's this event going on?
00:03:09.080 Wrestling.
00:03:09.700 Big wrestling with Matt and Jeff Hardy and everything.
00:03:11.860 So everybody's locked in.
00:03:13.860 This is the last show of the year, too.
00:03:15.800 Everything's ending.
00:03:16.520 John Cena is retired, too.
00:03:17.640 Bro, I was there for the match, bro.
00:03:21.160 You could feel like everyone just collectively dying as a whole when he left, bro.
00:03:26.940 Your camera's gonna be.
00:03:29.280 Your phone, your cell phone, your keys, change.
00:03:31.880 Let's go.
00:03:33.180 You'll never know in New York City.
00:03:37.360 You want to see the ring and everything?
00:03:38.380 You can do that, too, if you want.
00:03:39.520 You walk around.
00:03:40.000 Yeah, where you going now?
00:03:40.900 I just woke up, like, an hour ago.
00:03:44.020 I got a text, and now we're at this wrestling event in Queens.
00:03:47.440 They got sick.
00:03:48.120 They got sick.
00:03:50.420 They got sick.
00:03:51.200 They got sick.
00:03:51.900 They got sick.
00:03:52.320 What's up, brother?
00:03:53.360 Jake is over there, so, yeah.
00:03:55.220 Let's go surprise him.
00:03:56.200 Huh?
00:03:56.480 We'll be right back.
00:03:57.160 All right, then.
00:03:57.480 We'll be right back.
00:03:58.220 Yeah.
00:03:58.720 Oh, man.
00:04:03.180 Happy birthday man. Good to see you. You didn't know it was going to come. I surprised you. Hey, happy birthday, bro.
00:04:18.040 You know the voice of the event? Good to see you. What do you want for Christmas? You don't know? All right, let's enjoy the show.
00:04:26.900 I gotta take a present on it.
00:04:28.900 Oh, thank you, Rico.
00:04:31.900 He said thank you?
00:04:33.900 Yeah, he did, he did.
00:04:34.900 He said thank you.
00:04:35.900 Right, did you say thank you?
00:04:36.900 Yes!
00:04:37.900 You're welcome.
00:04:40.900 You're welcome.
00:04:45.900 He's mad because I didn't go to DreamCon with him.
00:04:47.900 I'm like, bro, I surprised you on your birthday.
00:04:49.900 I'm here right now, bro.
00:04:50.900 I say thank you.
00:04:51.900 I say thank you.
00:04:52.900 I say thank you.
00:04:53.900 I'll come next year, bro.
00:04:55.900 Okay, we make out a golf ball team.
00:04:58.900 Okay, you come to my birthday next year,
00:05:00.900 I'll come to DreamCon.
00:05:02.900 You didn't call me all your business.
00:05:05.900 I know, I know.
00:05:07.900 You didn't call me either, I'm here.
00:05:09.900 I know, Michael.
00:05:11.900 You better surprise me like I surprise you.
00:05:13.900 I say I'm your birthday to you.
00:05:16.900 Alright, alright.
00:05:17.900 Next year, don't worry, next year.
00:05:19.900 It's always next year.
00:05:21.900 45, I'll have 15 minutes or a little bit of underwear.
00:05:25.020 All time, winter warfare.
00:05:27.520 We've got shot glasses, micro colors, legs,
00:05:31.340 and a scurvy.
00:05:32.740 We've got hats, hats, hats,
00:05:35.000 two, smile, Jake.
00:05:36.200 We've got two shirts, Charles Nation shirts.
00:05:38.580 There you go, that's good.
00:05:39.500 Amazing bread.
00:05:40.500 More.
00:05:41.340 Jake gets nervous around girls.
00:05:43.080 You're welcome.
00:05:43.920 Yeah, you do.
00:05:44.760 Oh.
00:05:45.580 Thank you, girls.
00:05:46.420 I got it.
00:05:47.420 If you don't like it, you can just put my present
00:05:49.000 in the trash.
00:05:49.760 Aww.
00:05:50.600 If you don't like it, it's fine.
00:05:53.240 You're not going to hurt my feelings.
00:05:54.880 It's okay.
00:05:55.900 Go on.
00:05:56.900 If you don't, it's fine.
00:05:58.080 Go on.
00:06:00.520 I'm just being honest.
00:06:03.980 I'm a wrestling interviewer.
00:06:04.960 Can I, like, talk to you at wrestling one day?
00:06:06.420 I don't really know much.
00:06:07.440 If you don't know much.
00:06:08.360 Nah, I don't know.
00:06:09.100 It's okay.
00:06:09.900 Dang it.
00:06:10.260 It took the midnight train going anywhere.
00:06:20.600 We're done Muslims and John
00:06:23.260 You're done
00:06:26.780 Yeah
00:06:28.400 There it is
00:06:29.460 Thomas' voice
00:06:30.920 Gonna attack
00:06:32.660 She is
00:06:34.820 Who will you miss me
00:06:36.700 Oh
00:06:37.720 We are live!
00:07:07.720 My baby is Marcus Manipa!
00:07:28.720 It's green, it's green my kick.
00:07:31.720 It does.
00:07:32.720 You like it?
00:07:33.720 Yeah.
00:07:34.720 I love it.
00:07:35.720 You don't like it?
00:07:36.720 You love it. You hate it. You hate it.
00:07:43.460 They're cold. They're cold.
00:07:47.460 You like it?
00:07:48.040 Yeah.
00:07:51.840 Are you going to wear it?
00:07:53.880 Alright.
00:07:55.840 No, feel it though. Feel it though.
00:07:59.500 It's nice. Look at that. It's nice and warm.
00:08:06.720 I think Sweet Cheeks is going to win, yeah, who's Sweet Cheeks, the one in the purple
00:08:22.220 bro, the one they love.
00:08:27.220 Cheeks, we want Sweet Cheeks.
00:08:31.220 Dude, my buddy like invited me in and he was just like, yo, um, fucking like, dude, this, this guy's like super like cool.
00:08:39.600 And I'm like, hmm, okay.
00:08:41.020 And then like, he's doing like all that diving shit and whatever.
00:08:43.860 Yeah.
00:08:44.580 Your first time at a wrestling?
00:08:46.300 Uh, no.
00:08:47.160 Sneaker, right?
00:08:47.900 Yeah, yeah.
00:08:48.320 Holy shit.
00:08:49.560 Holy shit.
00:08:50.860 Holy shit.
00:08:52.880 Uh, hi.
00:08:55.460 It was my first time at a wrestling event.
00:08:57.140 Oh, really?
00:08:57.680 Yeah.
00:08:58.060 Yo, I like the interviews you do on the train, by the way.
00:08:59.940 Oh, thank you.
00:09:00.280 That shit is mad clever.
00:09:02.160 Because you can get all types of creatures walking up to you on the table and shit.
00:09:05.420 All the subway creatures.
00:09:06.280 Yeah, literally.
00:09:07.100 That shit is mad funny.
00:09:08.400 And it's like you're the only other dude doing it.
00:09:10.180 Because the only other guy does it inside the train.
00:09:12.720 Yeah.
00:09:12.980 You get what I'm saying?
00:09:13.520 When he gets guests on, he gets celebrities.
00:09:15.360 I just get the people.
00:09:16.180 Right.
00:09:16.920 But you know what I'm saying?
00:09:17.940 You could do that.
00:09:19.200 I think mine's better.
00:09:19.940 I want to hear the people of the city, not just celebrities.
00:09:23.020 I think that does make it better, obviously.
00:09:24.780 Because his is obviously already predetermined and shit.
00:09:27.740 And it's safe.
00:09:28.460 yeah so it's like you already know you're gonna hear somebody's hot tea but it's not really gonna be a hot tea
00:09:32.220 it's not gonna be spicy whereas yours is like oh this thing is on west 4th
00:09:36.380 hold on yeah it's gonna be somebody weird somebody crazy you never know what you're gonna get
00:09:58.460 I'm good man how you look at the menu situation don't tell anybody about the spot this is my
00:10:14.580 downtown spot closer to bridges so home gatekeeping all people know no I'm being
00:10:20.580 serious is a good table last second just like that so just make sure you keep it
00:10:23.960 quiet you see people on Twitter they're saying it again like none of the
00:10:28.720 streamers showed up again they're just trying to get engagement
00:10:37.420 wait yeah my name what picture do you have in my phone for my name where you
00:10:42.400 You spelled my name wrong, bro.
00:10:44.400 There you go.
00:10:45.400 Bro, look.
00:10:46.400 He spelled my name as Sneko.
00:10:49.400 S-N-E-K-O.
00:10:51.400 There's a S-N-E-A...
00:10:52.400 Oh, whatever.
00:10:53.400 Close enough.
00:10:54.400 Close enough.
00:10:56.400 Close enough.
00:10:58.400 What, do you want to get a burger?
00:11:00.400 Yeah.
00:11:01.400 New York, Miami, LA, Chicago, Philly, San Juan, Toronto, DC.
00:11:03.400 You want to spin it?
00:11:04.400 Yeah.
00:11:05.400 Alright, spin it, press it.
00:11:09.400 Okay, let's see.
00:11:10.400 You looking?
00:11:11.400 LA.
00:11:13.400 Okay, LA.
00:11:15.400 Okay, LA.
00:11:17.400 Okay, subathon in LA.
00:11:19.400 Okay, let's do a subathon for three hours.
00:11:21.400 Three hours subathon.
00:11:23.400 You're gonna do it for how long? A month?
00:11:27.400 Yeah.
00:11:29.400 Okay, like a week. Three days.
00:11:33.400 One week.
00:11:35.400 One week subathon.
00:11:37.400 We'll do it for a week.
00:11:39.400 Oh, he's calling, he's calling Aiden.
00:11:49.400 Your hero picked up the phone.
00:11:51.400 Let's see.
00:11:52.400 I know, he's gonna, he has a big ego.
00:11:54.400 Yeah, we know.
00:11:56.400 Oh, he picked up.
00:11:57.400 Hey!
00:11:58.400 Hey!
00:12:03.400 No.
00:12:04.400 I can't what is he saying wait let me call you on my phone his phone's crack
00:12:14.920 the crackly how am I weird one yeah I'm so surprised you picked up the phone he
00:12:25.940 I said you had an L.E. go.
00:12:26.940 Yeah.
00:12:27.940 You're being weird, kid.
00:12:28.940 Okay.
00:12:29.940 Jake, I want you to stay.
00:12:30.940 I want you to stay.
00:12:31.940 I want you to stay.
00:12:32.940 I want you to stay.
00:12:33.940 Did he wish you had a birthday?
00:12:34.940 Yeah.
00:12:35.940 Next.
00:12:36.940 Jake, you're working out today.
00:12:38.940 Tell him.
00:12:39.940 Well, um, um, um, um, um, um, do you want to do a Selvathon in L.A.?
00:12:50.940 A Selvathon in L.A.?
00:12:53.940 yeah let's do it bro
00:12:56.440 I know he's planning it out right now
00:12:58.220 he just spun a wheel he said LA so
00:12:59.800 you're in right
00:13:00.660 I'm in Miami man we gotta do Miami
00:13:02.160 I'll pop through with Jake you do a subathon
00:13:03.580 I'll pop through all the time
00:13:05.060 oh
00:13:05.720 Jake looks so
00:13:08.660 Jake looks so fucking cool on your birthday
00:13:11.240 okay you're in so weird
00:13:13.800 you're in so weird
00:13:15.480 I know it's not your birthday
00:13:17.520 okay so for his birthday
00:13:20.320 you're gonna do the subathon right
00:13:21.500 Are you?
00:13:23.160 Yeah, lock it in right now.
00:13:25.480 Jake, it's Christmas, your birthday, right?
00:13:27.640 Yeah.
00:13:29.280 Oh, yeah.
00:13:30.460 I can't say it's Christmas today.
00:13:34.420 I'm going to Snaggy's family for Christmas.
00:13:38.380 What, you're not going to go to Jake's family for Christmas?
00:13:41.160 Jake, I'm joking.
00:13:42.320 We're turning up.
00:13:43.180 I'm coming in.
00:13:43.920 Listen, I'm coming.
00:13:44.800 I'm coming like January 5th.
00:13:46.440 Okay.
00:13:47.220 We'll celebrate then, I promise.
00:13:49.120 Okay.
00:13:50.140 Okay.
00:13:50.680 Right, Daddy?
00:13:51.500 Okay, weirdo.
00:13:53.500 Don't call me weird.
00:13:55.500 Weird?
00:13:57.500 Alright, Jake, I love you, though.
00:13:59.500 I'll talk to you soon.
00:14:01.500 So, Jake, who DM'd you?
00:14:03.500 Jack Doherty.
00:14:05.500 What did Jack Doherty DM you?
00:14:07.500 Oh, do you want to make some money?
00:14:09.500 Jack Doherty DM Jake saying,
00:14:11.500 Yo, what's good? Want to make some bread with me?
00:14:13.500 Is he trying to sign you up for being OnlyFans?
00:14:15.500 I don't know.
00:14:17.500 What is he trying to do?
00:14:19.500 Wait, so why didn't you DM him back? You left him on red.
00:14:22.820 He's a weirdo. I don't got time for a weirdo.
00:14:26.960 Bro, he's nice. He's okay.
00:14:28.900 He's a weirdo.
00:14:30.240 Why do you think Jack Doherty's a weirdo?
00:14:31.600 He is.
00:14:32.480 He is?
00:14:33.380 So you ego Jack Doherty?
00:14:35.060 Yes.
00:14:37.080 This is back in July. You should DM him back, bro.
00:14:39.740 What should I say, like?
00:14:41.460 Say, let's be best friends.
00:14:43.960 No.
00:14:44.240 I'm going to write it for you.
00:14:45.240 No.
00:14:45.840 Let's be best friends. I love your content so much.
00:14:48.160 I love your content. You're the man. W Jack. Send? Send it. I'm sending it right now. There we go. Nice.
00:15:02.560 Oh my gosh. You are so weird. No, you can't have an ego, bro, just because you have a little bit of clout.
00:15:07.440 Okay, I want to do content with you. You is cool. I appreciate that. I appreciate that.
00:15:13.020 Well, I see where you're coming from. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
00:15:15.760 I'm in Brooklyn.
00:15:17.760 You blocked me?
00:15:18.760 Brooklyn had it.
00:15:19.760 Yeah, it was bad.
00:15:22.760 Are those boyos?
00:15:23.760 Yeah.
00:15:35.760 The sweater look.
00:15:36.760 I like it. I thought it was nice.
00:15:37.760 See, I'm a gay at home.
00:15:38.760 See, you like it too.
00:15:45.760 Oh, that's nice.
00:15:47.760 I'mma send it to you, okay?
00:15:49.760 Here!
00:15:55.760 Huh?
00:15:57.760 Sneeko! How you doing? What's up?
00:15:59.760 I just hear about you.
00:16:01.760 Hey, how you doing? I'm all shit.
00:16:03.760 I just hear about you because you're on Twitch, right?
00:16:05.760 Yeah, well, I'm banned on Twitch, but... Oh, you are?
00:16:07.760 Yeah. Okay, I don't know. I'm a...
00:16:09.760 Mmm...
00:16:11.760 hey whatever she's tired right now i just want a picture word sturdy
00:16:20.940 now we're making a video
00:16:26.900 i don't agree with everything he says i'm 45 but i believe politically you like when he
00:16:37.740 shocked that dog. He fucking shocked the dog. Yeah, he did. We checked it. What, he said it was a
00:16:44.580 vibration collar? Okay, he lied about that. I believe that. Okay, yeah, me personally, I don't
00:16:49.700 really like streamers that shock dogs so that they can look more empathetic on the stream.
00:16:54.580 I know. I think he has his major faults.