SNEAKO - 5AM SECRET RUMBLE STREAM

00:00:00.000 Tess, Tess.

00:00:11.060 Tess.

00:00:20.000 Tess.

00:00:22.980 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:00:30.000 This Chicago nigga.

00:00:43.900 How's the audio, yo?

00:00:45.640 Yo, hey, K, what's good?

00:00:46.760 What's good?

00:00:47.080 What's good?

00:00:47.360 What's good?

00:00:47.660 Can you see me?

00:00:48.760 Get my commented on the mic.

00:00:50.760 Testing out this new mic.

00:00:55.900 This video is good.

00:00:56.620 Let's see how the audio sounds.

00:01:00.000 I'm feeling better.

00:01:01.060 Alhamdulillah.

00:01:01.800 Everybody was complaining about the mic today, chat.

00:01:03.980 Tess, Tess, Tess.

00:01:06.100 I'm feeling better, Alhamdulillah.

00:01:07.880 Everybody was complaining about it.

00:01:09.720 Just held a lane.

00:01:12.820 It could be Rumble.

00:01:14.100 The mic is crispy.

00:01:15.160 Good, good, good.

00:01:15.800 Everybody on Twitch is complaining about the mic today.

00:01:18.120 Tess, talk, Tess.

00:01:19.400 Yes, sir.

00:01:20.020 Rumble, what's going on?

00:01:21.140 The mic is crispy.

00:01:22.040 Good, good, good.

00:01:22.680 Everybody on Twitch is complaining about the mic today.

00:01:24.960 Sounds good.

00:01:27.440 How you guys?

00:01:28.000 Secret stream.

00:01:32.300 Secret stream.

00:01:38.080 I'm not going to, you know, I realized today,

00:01:40.400 I'm going to keep the Rumble Crossstream going.

00:01:43.720 I'm not going to end the Rumble Crossstream.

00:01:46.940 No point.

00:01:51.600 There's no point.

00:01:55.080 There's so many people when I ended the Rumble Crossstream earlier,

00:01:57.100 everyone, yeah, Twitch is pussy.

00:01:59.220 Yeah, I know.

00:02:00.040 I, yeah, you know.

00:02:02.040 We're going to keep it going.

00:02:03.700 But today was a base stream, even though it was on Twitch.

00:02:08.140 Mic sounds clean, good.

00:02:10.060 Good morning, what's good?

00:02:11.800 How you guys doing?

00:02:13.000 Yeah, 5 a.m.

00:02:13.520 Secret stream, something like that.

00:02:15.640 Someone posted on the com.

00:02:17.280 You really hate this new Twitch era?

00:02:18.940 Yeah, bro.

00:02:20.580 But today was like, was such a Rumble stream.

00:02:22.680 You know, like, I didn't, it didn't feel any different at all.

00:02:27.100 Today, like, the stream didn't feel any different.

00:02:33.100 The convo with Muhammad Ajab was a, was a Rumble convo.

00:02:38.000 Bronson, you're going to the gym in five, four hours.

00:02:39.400 What's good, what's good, what's good, what's good?

00:02:40.800 Wallahi only watched Rumble streams.

00:02:43.460 10 more hours.

00:02:44.280 No, no, no, no, no.

00:02:44.760 That's okay.

00:02:46.900 The gaming was a W, good.

00:02:48.680 Twitch is corny, but get the money.

00:02:49.940 Yeah, I know, I really forget what my, so I'll keep the cross streams going.

00:02:57.060 I love the streams, always you against the world.

00:02:59.180 Yeah.

00:03:01.320 I know.

00:03:02.400 I realize I built an audience based off a certain ideology, but I misinterpreted it.

00:03:08.540 I thought a lot of you guys would like to see me thrive on Twitch, but you guys really fucking hate it.

00:03:13.120 You guys really hate Twitch.

00:03:15.940 Twitch.

00:03:16.020 Twitch.

00:03:19.940 Um, yeah, it's incredible.

00:03:21.660 Bronson, post this, um, post this in Los Angeles, tell the Los Angeles community to get in here.

00:03:25.960 I want to talk to you guys real quick.

00:03:28.020 Maybe I'll, I'll hop on monkey for a bit and.

00:03:33.740 Rumble where the real ones go.

00:03:34.880 I know I have a really specific audience.

00:03:37.680 So.

00:03:40.060 But you know what the unfortunate thing is?

00:03:42.160 Yeah, I know you guys hate Twitch.

00:03:44.440 Say fuck Twitch right now if you hate Twitch.

00:03:46.440 I just, I just want to see that.

00:03:47.580 Twitch staff.

00:03:48.100 It's not because I'm saying that.

00:03:48.960 I want to see like how many people genuinely in here.

00:03:51.500 I was just like, fuck Twitch.

00:03:53.820 I want to ask a couple of things, but today was a good stream.

00:03:57.260 Cause you're, I don't, I don't know why the mic was work is working now.

00:03:59.500 It sounds crispy now, but it wasn't working on Twitch.

00:04:04.260 So why'd you run Rumble at 4k viewers?

00:04:06.060 Because I thought you, I thought you guys were going to come over.

00:04:08.040 That was the enlightening part today.

00:04:10.260 I ended the Rumble stream and nobody came over to Twitch.

00:04:13.900 Nobody came over and it's free.

00:04:15.400 It's not like locals where you have to pay.

00:04:18.080 It's free.

00:04:18.760 Look at this right now.

00:04:21.420 Here, look at this right now.

00:04:22.600 Put a fuck Twitch if you hate Twitch.

00:04:25.020 Someone, someone screen record this.

00:04:28.020 Mike was fine for me at Twitch.

00:04:29.800 Everybody was complaining, Danny.

00:04:33.140 Yeah, I did a 10 hour stream on Twitch today.

00:04:34.920 I thought it was great.

00:04:35.640 I thought it was great.

00:04:40.920 Fuck Twitch, bro.

00:04:41.720 You belong on Rumble.

00:04:43.920 Yeah, I got to make money, bro.

00:04:45.380 I got to, I can't stream for free.

00:04:48.100 I can't stream for free.

00:04:49.920 And Rumble is, um,

00:04:51.640 so I'll do both.

00:04:54.520 I'll do both.

00:04:58.420 I'll do both.

00:04:59.960 I mean, I would like for you guys to all get subs.

00:05:02.580 If I could do that, if I could afford it,

00:05:04.580 if I gave you all Twitch subs,

00:05:06.100 would you guys all come over to Twitch?

00:05:09.660 If I gave you all the, yeah, I know Twitch is corny.

00:05:11.760 Dude, it's just a fucking website though.

00:05:13.840 Like you guys all watched on YouTube, right?

00:05:16.360 You guys are all here on YouTube.

00:05:18.980 And YouTube was.

00:05:22.620 YouTube is,

00:05:23.740 I don't want to say things that are too bad

00:05:25.320 in case I get unbanned.

00:05:26.420 SunnyFast got remonetized on BotTube today.

00:05:28.320 There might be a chance

00:05:29.680 that I can get unbanned on YouTube.

00:05:32.640 Isn't that wild?

00:05:34.040 Fuck Twitch, but it was a good stream.

00:05:35.200 Good WGamerCo.

00:05:36.020 I love today's stream.

00:05:38.360 The views were low,

00:05:39.480 but I love today's stream.

00:05:40.440 I thought the Muhammadajab call was good.

00:05:42.200 I thought the therapist was a great segment.

00:05:43.760 I want to keep doing segments like that.

00:05:45.720 I thought that was really interesting.

00:05:48.860 And.

00:05:53.420 You watch on YouTube.

00:05:54.500 It's crazy.

00:05:55.380 Why would you guys watch on YouTube

00:05:56.620 but not Twitch?

00:05:58.320 Your fans are broke.

00:06:03.600 No, they're not.

00:06:04.160 No, you guys.

00:06:04.580 Are you guys broke?

00:06:07.800 Today's stream was really good.

00:06:08.800 I thought it was great.

00:06:10.800 And it was one of the longer streams

00:06:11.840 I've done in a while,

00:06:12.460 but I'm not satisfied right now.

00:06:15.240 Not satisfied at all.

00:06:17.900 Those segments are great.

00:06:18.680 Good.

00:06:19.180 Yeah, we got to keep on doing stuff like that.

00:06:20.440 That's the only way

00:06:21.120 that I'm going to be able to thrive on Twitch

00:06:22.460 is keep doing like good segments.

00:06:23.860 What type of segments do you guys want?

00:06:25.280 Rumble people.

00:06:26.320 And don't just say call Zerk or call Nick.

00:06:27.980 Like there's got to be like actual segments.

00:06:30.560 So I want to,

00:06:31.340 I will invest money.

00:06:32.140 I'll go on a loss.

00:06:33.820 I'll invest more money

00:06:34.960 just to make good stuff.

00:06:36.060 I was thinking about going to New York

00:06:37.160 and doing one minute podcasts.

00:06:39.660 I never did that well on Rumble either live.

00:06:41.860 Like one minute podcast

00:06:42.520 never did that well live.

00:06:44.040 Did okay.

00:06:44.540 I'm dedicated though.

00:06:49.140 I'm going to make it work.

00:06:50.220 Thoughts on YoungFeely.

00:06:50.940 I covered that today on the Twitch stream.

00:06:52.040 On the stream.

00:06:54.220 Start doing E-Date till you cook.

00:06:56.960 You know who I just DM'd?

00:06:58.160 I hope there's a clipper in here.

00:07:00.460 You know who I just DM'd?

00:07:01.180 I just DM'd

00:07:02.000 LowTierGod.

00:07:04.700 I like him.

00:07:05.340 He's a Twitch streamer.

00:07:06.580 And I want to set him up on an E-Date.

00:07:08.500 I think that's a funny one.

00:07:09.600 I haven't seen him do one.

00:07:10.920 And I want to get some good girls,

00:07:12.000 a good mix.

00:07:13.360 I think he'd be really good on an E-Date

00:07:14.700 if he wants to do it.

00:07:16.920 LowTierGod.

00:07:20.540 You're a clipper?

00:07:21.260 There you go.

00:07:22.040 There's a free clip right there on layout.

00:07:25.140 How can I enjoy chat

00:07:26.320 if I can't even say the word gay?

00:07:28.180 Do you really need to say the word gay?

00:07:30.400 Like we can come up with different words.

00:07:32.020 On YouTube we didn't have free speech

00:07:33.520 and it was fine.

00:07:35.340 You know?

00:07:37.780 Doesn't it make it more fun

00:07:38.780 having to dance around it a bit?

00:07:39.880 I know you guys are really used to free speech.

00:07:42.760 Stream on Cozy.

00:07:44.080 Jesus Christ, dude.

00:07:45.060 No.

00:07:47.380 No.

00:07:50.740 You didn't play Last of Us?

00:07:51.800 I'm down.

00:07:52.980 You can say gay on YouTube.

00:07:54.220 Yeah, but you can't...

00:07:55.820 Look, isn't it more fun to say

00:07:57.320 Bumbaclot than gay?

00:07:59.040 Isn't it better to say monk than nig?

00:08:01.900 Isn't it better to say

00:08:03.040 transformer than transgender?

00:08:05.520 No, it's not.

00:08:08.900 Yeah, there's like...

00:08:09.560 I know, I know.

00:08:11.340 Those are the funniest words.

00:08:13.500 Stream on TikTok.

00:08:14.680 We good, little bro.

00:08:18.360 Slam a wanted buy for...

00:08:19.680 Dude, you guys should not know

00:08:21.100 what wanted buys are.

00:08:22.440 But how are you guys doing?

00:08:23.280 I asked you guys

00:08:24.060 what type of segments you guys want

00:08:25.180 and no one said anything.

00:08:26.140 You said stream on Cozy.

00:08:28.840 We like the hard R.

00:08:32.300 Stream on Snapchat.

00:08:33.200 Yeah, nobody said any good segments.

00:08:40.340 Of course, yeah,

00:08:41.280 I'm always gonna love

00:08:42.520 the Rumble Schitzos.

00:08:44.300 I'm always gonna love you guys,

00:08:45.240 of course.

00:08:45.840 Not gonna leave.

00:08:48.500 I'm noticing all these new names.

00:08:49.800 You guys weren't in the stream today.

00:08:50.880 It's a completely different

00:08:52.120 audience over here.

00:08:53.440 It's completely different people.

00:08:59.500 Completely different people in here.

00:09:04.020 But yeah, I can't grow on Rumble anymore.

00:09:06.080 It's time to branch out

00:09:07.120 and go to different websites.

00:09:12.040 What made you stop praying all five?

00:09:13.660 Being around Aiden?

00:09:15.660 No, just being around Kufar.

00:09:17.620 Just being around the Kufar,

00:09:18.700 you start getting sucked into that stuff.

00:09:21.000 And already people make fun of me

00:09:21.960 for being impressionable.

00:09:23.080 When I'm around Muslims,

00:09:23.860 it's easy to pray five times.

00:09:24.900 When you're around Khafer,

00:09:26.660 it's harder.

00:09:27.280 You have a different username on Twitch?

00:09:33.140 Okay.

00:09:36.840 I guess what would make...

00:09:38.700 Would you guys all be happy

00:09:39.520 if I went to kick?

00:09:42.020 If I went to kick,

00:09:42.880 would everybody go over?

00:09:53.160 Fudger in one hour.

00:09:53.920 All right, no.

00:09:54.420 And it's Juma today.

00:09:55.200 It's Friday.

00:09:57.000 It'll be up soon for Juma.

00:09:58.700 How'd he go to the last one?

00:10:03.640 Yeah, for the Rumble people,

00:10:04.700 do you...

00:10:05.460 For the Rumble Royals,

00:10:06.500 do you guys care about kick?

00:10:07.560 I just know what I...

00:10:16.820 I know the audience that I bring.

00:10:19.680 And I know the amount of hype and traffic

00:10:22.220 that I can bring to kick.

00:10:23.140 And so I'm not going to go until it's right.

00:10:26.160 I'm not going to go until it makes sense.

00:10:28.300 Because I know what I bring.

00:10:30.280 And I know that they need streamers right now.

00:10:31.840 They need English-speaking,

00:10:32.760 motivated streamers.

00:10:33.560 They need grinders like me.

00:10:35.200 They need a streamer like me.

00:10:36.520 And so...

00:10:38.520 I know.

00:10:40.360 Yeah, kick is a good balance.

00:10:41.360 This is what I come to realize.

00:10:43.080 It is a good balance.

00:10:48.100 And I'm not going to gamble.

00:10:51.220 Definitely not going to gamble.

00:10:55.840 Anybody who supports Seiko

00:10:57.020 should just watch the streams on any platform.

00:10:58.660 I know.

00:10:58.920 I really thought it was going to be like that,

00:10:59.960 but it's not.

00:11:00.660 It's not being a victim.

00:11:01.360 That's just what it is.

00:11:01.940 It's not being a victim.

00:11:01.980 Take a deep dive into what Iranian Mufti

00:11:06.760 said about Israel and Mossad

00:11:08.260 using ancient Salah

00:11:10.100 monic magic and djinns

00:11:11.860 to be so effective.

00:11:12.720 Link.

00:11:12.900 I don't know what you're talking about.

00:11:13.840 Link that.

00:11:14.780 That's some Rumble topic right there.

00:11:16.440 Rumble or bust.

00:11:20.200 It's the principle.

00:11:20.900 Dude,

00:11:21.140 like I have some fucking

00:11:22.280 some Rumble-ass niggas.

00:11:24.620 Bro.

00:11:24.820 I really,

00:11:26.540 really,

00:11:27.220 really underestimated that.

00:11:29.260 I built up a loyal Rumble audience.

00:11:31.900 I think even before I came over here.

00:11:34.900 Even on YouTube,

00:11:36.140 I remember how enthusiastic people were about Rumble.

00:11:40.200 That's what I'm saying.

00:11:40.920 I never really felt,

00:11:41.440 I never felt appreciated on Rumble,

00:11:42.560 so I can't do it.

00:11:44.440 Oh,

00:11:44.880 God.

00:11:47.280 Pre-like calling me like,

00:11:48.980 get the hell out of here now.

00:11:51.080 I didn't say that.

00:11:55.000 I don't,

00:11:55.400 I like Sneeko.

00:12:00.320 Yeah,

00:12:00.800 I think it'd be cool to do a collab with him.

00:12:05.420 I didn't finish these clips over here.

00:12:10.040 Today.

00:12:16.740 Hope you guys are doing well,

00:12:17.900 man.

00:12:18.140 Praise up if you guys are in Florida.

00:12:19.700 I know there's a lot of Florida people in here.

00:12:21.080 What's your EGA?

00:12:26.640 What's your-

00:12:27.020 Category 5 Hurricane.

00:12:29.300 Brand new Corvette.

00:12:30.860 Nine miles from the water.

00:12:37.260 Crazy how you got an audience to ride for Rumble.

00:12:39.200 I really did, bro.

00:12:40.000 It's like a movement in this bitch.

00:12:46.320 Do you want to melt the plus?

00:12:47.660 I think it's no way this is the best you thought of.

00:13:00.760 Rumble.

00:13:13.440 There's no way this is the best you thought of my nigga

00:13:19.440 From the dick to the ass from the pin to the lean nigga. What the fuck I?

00:13:27.800 Like I can't even lie like that song I like that song

00:13:34.460 I need a hero

00:13:36.460 What Majda to Miami do you go to? Don't, bro, don't follow me there. I don't want you to come

00:13:45.820 From the screen to the ring to the pen to the

00:13:49.980 Maybe it's with the effect like I've heard this song so many times it's stuck in my head now

00:13:54.660 So I think I like it when I don't

00:13:56.660 Hey man, what song are you listening to?

00:13:58.840 Do what?

00:13:59.380 What song are you listening to?

00:14:00.640 Oh, think of it by KSI

00:14:02.040 From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king

00:14:06.460 Call them

00:14:07.340 Yo, you hear me?

00:14:08.660 Call them, I'm gonna fuck

00:14:11.340 Uh, I'm gonna fuck

00:14:13.960 I'll wait

00:14:15.760 I'll wait

00:14:17.820 I'll wait

00:14:20.320 I'll wait for your rest

00:14:21.140 Sneakko needs to make a new team

00:14:25.720 Waze always helps community and actually does shit

00:14:27.960 Updates knows what will get you trending

00:14:29.540 Mods like G, Halalco, Danny, DRH

00:14:32.180 Are all engaging and love speech helping get better

00:14:34.200 You need to work with them to go viral in a team

00:14:35.960 Not gonna lie

00:14:36.580 Okay, so

00:14:38.480 If you're saying I need a new team

00:14:40.740 Then why are you saying

00:14:42.480 That my team is good?

00:14:45.680 This guy, 12

00:14:46.760 Everybody uploaded this

00:14:48.120 The team is good

00:14:49.080 Waze is good

00:14:50.880 He's done a lot

00:14:51.560 Shout out to Waze Bronson's on it recently

00:14:53.460 And you're saying the mods are good

00:14:55.260 Then who the fuck is the new team?

00:14:57.160 One thing I definitely need help with

00:14:58.180 Is like

00:14:58.600 A content guy

00:14:59.960 I need help planning shit more

00:15:02.060 100%

00:15:06.480 I messaged this one guy today

00:15:09.060 I need

00:15:10.600 I wanna bring more people in the

00:15:12.000 I wanna bring more people

00:15:13.800 Do you remember like last year

00:15:15.160 In 2023

00:15:16.140 There was like a low schedule

00:15:17.680 Where I was kind of plateauing

00:15:19.700 And then May of 23

00:15:21.340 I really did well

00:15:22.200 I streamed every single day in here

00:15:24.120 That's when I did a lot of Zerka collabs

00:15:26.180 And I had that one stream with Melina

00:15:27.660 And The Chef

00:15:29.760 And

00:15:31.480 Yeah, actually I was doing a lot of Zerka desktops in May

00:15:34.680 And then I really like

00:15:36.120 Doubled my viewers quickly

00:15:37.540 On Rumble

00:15:38.420 Remember that month?

00:15:39.880 Damn, bro

00:15:41.540 Time fucking flies

00:15:42.940 A year and a half ago?

00:15:46.520 Holy shit

00:15:47.640 That was like the JQ

00:15:49.300 No, the JQ month was more

00:15:50.420 Yeah, that was

00:15:51.680 And then Myron came on here with the hood

00:15:53.040 Holy fuck

00:15:55.320 Time flies

00:15:56.080 Damn

00:16:00.560 You're saying hire me

00:16:08.200 I know what the people want

00:16:08.900 Kai, you're just in here

00:16:09.840 Like shaking a fucking rattle cup

00:16:12.080 You just want

00:16:12.720 You're here

00:16:13.300 That's like asking for change every day

00:16:15.060 You got your $100

00:16:16.160 Now shut up asking for money

00:16:17.540 God damn

00:16:18.140 Instead of saying that

00:16:19.380 Give me ideas

00:16:20.280 Say an idea

00:16:21.080 Do you like the new Mike or no?

00:16:25.140 JQ Myron was in June?

00:16:26.580 Yeah, that was June

00:16:27.520 So like

00:16:27.960 May was

00:16:28.560 So that month I went every day

00:16:30.280 And I had a lot of people coming in here

00:16:32.800 I bought some girls here

00:16:34.180 And I sent Zerka on a blind date

00:16:35.500 Yeah, there was back to back to back

00:16:38.220 Like great desktop streams

00:16:39.440 A lot of great desktop streams

00:16:42.500 You know who I wanted to bring on?

00:16:46.260 I wanted to bring Mufti Mink on

00:16:47.280 I texted Warner

00:16:49.220 I met him but I didn't get his number

00:16:50.940 I should have got his number

00:16:51.680 Salaam Warner

00:16:54.220 Did you get his number?

00:17:01.460 I know, Content House

00:17:02.500 But what I want to do the rest of the month

00:17:04.040 I needed to have like

00:17:04.900 10

00:17:06.240 10 banger desktop streams

00:17:09.580 And then go on an IRL run

00:17:11.560 But before I go IRL again

00:17:13.620 Because I

00:17:13.980 Time flies, man

00:17:15.640 Yeah

00:17:17.100 But yeah, the end of the month

00:17:19.520 I need to do IRL

00:17:20.200 I need to spend

00:17:23.760 I need

00:17:24.340 I'm going to go on a loss

00:17:25.160 I'm going to spend a lot of money

00:17:26.120 I have money

00:17:27.340 But

00:17:28.260 That's what you got to do

00:17:29.100 It's okay

00:17:31.060 Do some sort of competition

00:17:37.100 For what?

00:17:37.620 I don't know

00:17:37.660 Do some sort of competition for what?

00:17:38.460 I came to see online gambling for the first time

00:17:49.080 Because if you're twitching with Aiden

00:17:50.140 So please don't go to Kik

00:17:51.080 Yeah, I know, man

00:17:52.320 Like all the

00:17:53.040 I noticed that sort of defeat in here

00:17:54.840 Now like

00:17:55.240 Most of you just talking about

00:17:56.380 Online gambling

00:17:57.220 Because of all the Kik collabs

00:17:59.000 Brain rot

00:17:59.960 Brain rot

00:18:00.980 Use Aiden's warehouse

00:18:06.520 I don't need his warehouse

00:18:07.360 Like this apartment's good

00:18:08.400 React to KSL's new song

00:18:11.680 I've already done like 30 reactions to it

00:18:13.580 Eat it with yours

00:18:15.260 You guys aren't funny

00:18:17.040 A lot of you aren't funny

00:18:19.600 To be honest

00:18:19.980 You're funny in chat

00:18:20.740 But I haven't met a lot of you that are funny

00:18:22.220 Bring back talent shows

00:18:24.760 Dude, the talent shows in Love Speech recently

00:18:26.660 Are just dudes reciting Quran

00:18:28.020 And you have to be like

00:18:29.480 I have to pretend to think it's cool

00:18:30.860 Like, whoa

00:18:31.820 Wow

00:18:33.240 Is that

00:18:35.180 Surah Yusuf?

00:18:38.020 Wow

00:18:38.380 I don't

00:18:39.340 Dude

00:18:40.020 You come to talent show

00:18:41.220 You hear somebody rap

00:18:42.160 Or do it

00:18:42.480 Be a DJ

00:18:42.960 I don't want to hear

00:18:44.080 It's not

00:18:44.460 I'm not here to be in the Masjid

00:18:45.620 My nigga

00:18:46.860 Leave that in the Masjid

00:18:48.440 This is a stream

00:18:49.360 This is entertainment

00:18:50.060 Bismillahirrahmanirrahim

00:18:55.360 Like, dude

00:18:56.340 Not now

00:18:59.640 Wow

00:19:01.180 That was the last talent show

00:19:04.340 I just like

00:19:07.640 At that point

00:19:08.180 Like, with the last talent show

00:19:09.080 There was like five Quran reciters

00:19:10.740 Fifth one was rolling my eyes

00:19:12.680 I was like, oh my god

00:19:14.120 Like, you guys

00:19:16.060 Fuck you

00:19:16.880 Whatever, bro

00:19:19.260 Set up a Love Speech Olympic event

00:19:29.900 Yeah, setting up events

00:19:31.120 I should do that boxing event

00:19:32.260 But that kind of

00:19:34.160 Lost hype

00:19:35.660 And then a lot

00:19:36.120 Other people started doing it too

00:19:37.480 It needs to be unique

00:19:39.840 It needs to be like something

00:19:40.900 I need to bring something new to the table

00:19:42.900 And this is where I usually

00:19:44.440 Like, right now

00:19:45.040 When I'm in this mindset

00:19:45.900 This is when I come up with ideas

00:19:47.240 Right now

00:19:49.000 Like

00:19:50.240 This is always when it happens

00:19:52.880 How was therapy session?

00:19:56.480 I didn't care, bro

00:19:57.160 Just

00:19:57.400 Stream

00:19:58.460 Just what's

00:19:59.200 Interesting

00:19:59.900 Rizzing the therapist was great

00:20:02.640 I didn't

00:20:03.000 Rizzing

00:20:03.340 Should I have for some

00:20:06.260 For a clip?

00:20:11.180 Stream eating spicy food

00:20:12.540 That's some

00:20:13.000 Does anyone care?

00:20:15.000 Does anyone care?

00:20:18.900 Hire a butler for a day

00:20:20.500 Hire a professional cuddler

00:20:33.080 For a stream

00:20:33.760 Yeah, Kai did that

00:20:34.880 Like three years ago

00:20:35.840 Okay, you guys

00:20:40.460 Why do you keep

00:20:41.420 Complaining about the mic?

00:20:42.140 What does it sound like?

00:20:45.180 What does it sound like?

00:20:46.140 I'm testing

00:20:46.400 Okay, you guys

00:20:47.280 Why do you keep

00:20:48.260 Complaining about the mic?

00:20:48.980 What does it sound like?

00:20:49.840 Sounds good

00:20:50.400 I like the sound

00:20:51.160 What are you

00:20:51.440 Complaining about?

00:20:56.640 From the ring

00:20:57.540 To the bend

00:20:58.420 24 hours

00:21:04.040 Locked with Fousey

00:21:04.900 I'm good off that

00:21:05.680 Desktop

00:21:19.320 Desktop political commentary

00:21:20.820 Is peak sneaker

00:21:21.680 Bro

00:21:22.360 The Twitch viewers

00:21:23.460 Don't want that

00:21:24.180 The Twitch viewers

00:21:25.160 Want to jerk off

00:21:26.040 It's

00:21:27.180 It's

00:21:27.400 I see that

00:21:28.600 It's a completely

00:21:29.320 Different

00:21:29.620 Audience

00:21:30.720 They want to jerk off

00:21:32.280 You guys

00:21:33.140 You guys want

00:21:33.380 Political commentary

00:21:34.140 You want

00:21:34.620 Hitler

00:21:34.960 You want

00:21:35.480 Koran

00:21:36.040 You want

00:21:37.020 Burka

00:21:37.640 They want

00:21:39.500 Sleep streams

00:21:40.180 With girls

00:21:40.800 Why do you want

00:21:43.840 To replace us?

00:21:44.660 Nigga Puree

00:21:45.380 Shut the fuck up

00:21:46.180 Nigga

00:21:46.360 He was in the whole

00:21:47.040 Twitch stream

00:21:47.440 Today

00:21:48.000 And my girls

00:21:54.300 For Twitch

00:21:54.680 So I peek

00:22:01.460 Sneakers on

00:22:01.980 Rumble

00:22:02.240 Yeah

00:22:13.600 He's gonna catch up

00:22:16.040 With you guys

00:22:16.540 Jake Futureverse

00:22:20.900 10 girls

00:22:21.360 Someone else

00:22:21.860 Just did that

00:22:22.360 Every idea

00:22:23.540 Has been done

00:22:24.040 Every single

00:22:25.460 Content idea

00:22:26.560 Has been done

00:22:27.040 Chuck

00:22:27.300 All of them

00:22:32.240 Do entertaining

00:22:38.080 Research streams

00:22:38.700 Like Destiny

00:22:39.220 But not boring

00:22:40.080 I think that would

00:22:40.940 Only do

00:22:41.200 While in Rumble

00:22:41.700 I don't think

00:22:42.280 Twitch would like

00:22:42.740 That

00:22:43.100 I would have

00:22:43.940 To cross

00:22:44.280 Stream

00:22:44.480 It's a

00:22:46.540 Different

00:22:46.740 Fucking

00:22:47.080 Think of

00:23:00.920 Legacy

00:23:01.260 Fucked

00:23:01.820 His

00:23:01.960 Twitch

00:23:02.200 Brain

00:23:02.460 Rot

00:23:02.720 Link up

00:23:07.820 With

00:23:07.940 Young

00:23:08.160 Philly

00:23:08.480 At least

00:23:11.400 I'm not

00:23:11.620 Crashing

00:23:11.940 A supercar

00:23:12.500 On stream

00:23:12.760 True

00:23:13.060 Very

00:23:15.420 True

00:23:15.820 Also

00:23:17.320 I wish

00:23:17.740 I could

00:23:17.960 Go on

00:23:18.220 Fucking

00:23:18.720 Monkey

00:23:19.060 On Twitch

00:23:19.540 On Twitch

00:23:19.560 Man

00:23:19.900 I guess

00:23:35.560 That's just

00:23:35.780 What it's

00:23:36.040 Going to be

00:23:36.340 If I take

00:23:36.840 Twitch

00:23:37.080 Seriously

00:23:37.520 It's

00:23:39.100 Going to

00:23:39.320 Be

00:23:39.520 Different

00:23:42.460 Audience

00:23:43.060 Audience

00:23:43.680 Sparse

00:23:46.960 Strickland

00:23:47.240 Miami

00:23:47.560 Floods

00:23:47.960 I'll reach

00:23:48.700 Out to

00:23:48.920 This

00:23:49.020 Strickland

00:23:49.560 Changes

00:23:49.860 Number

00:23:50.240 Sean

00:23:51.400 Strickland

00:23:51.880 Let's

00:23:52.500 Run it

00:23:52.900 Back

00:23:53.260 Let's

00:23:53.800 Do it

00:23:54.160 Let's

00:23:54.620 Do the

00:23:54.840 Stream

00:23:55.060 Let's

00:23:55.240 Just get

00:23:55.500 On there

00:23:55.780 And talk

00:23:56.160 And catch

00:23:56.540 Up

00:23:56.780 I think

00:23:58.080 I already

00:23:58.260 Got

00:23:58.420 This

00:23:58.580 Clip

00:23:58.800 I'm

00:23:59.320 Just

00:23:59.500 Being

00:23:59.640 Credited

00:23:59.980 Go to

00:24:06.300 Japan

00:24:06.720 Forest

00:24:07.500 Bad for

00:24:09.680 Your

00:24:09.800 Core

00:24:10.000 Comm

00:24:10.320 Give

00:24:21.720 Out

00:24:25.840 Money

00:24:26.080 To other

00:24:26.400 Streamers

00:24:26.880 Live

00:24:27.280 Come on

00:24:30.200 Bro

00:24:30.400 Come on

00:24:31.840 Bro

00:24:32.300 Throw your

00:24:37.640 Hairline

00:24:37.980 Back

00:24:38.280 My

00:24:38.520 Hairline's

00:24:38.900 Back

00:24:39.160 Um

00:24:42.500 Let's

00:24:43.520 See

00:24:43.700 Let's

00:24:45.400 Go

00:24:56.080 Why

00:25:08.020 These

00:25:08.180 Guys

00:25:08.440 Alright

00:25:15.380 I don't know

00:25:15.840 What the

00:25:16.060 Fuck

00:25:16.260 I thought

00:25:18.460 Today

00:25:18.620 Was

00:25:18.760 I want

00:25:29.200 To talk

00:25:29.480 To

00:25:29.600 I want

00:25:29.820 To talk

00:25:30.040 To you

00:25:30.180 Guys

00:25:30.320 One

00:25:30.460 On

00:25:30.480 One

00:25:30.720 Hop

00:25:31.280 On

00:25:31.480 Um

00:25:31.980 Let's

00:25:32.840 Hop

00:25:32.960 On

00:25:33.060 Meagle

00:25:33.400 Like the

00:25:33.920 OG

00:25:34.320 Rumble

00:25:34.560 Days

00:25:34.900 You guys

00:25:36.960 Can

00:25:37.060 Type

00:25:37.280 In

00:25:37.460 Um

00:25:37.780 Type

00:25:40.280 In

00:25:40.400 Talk

00:25:40.660 Oh

00:25:42.380 Meagle's

00:25:42.880 Bad

00:25:43.340 Shit

00:25:44.400 Bro

00:25:44.700 Damn

00:25:46.600 Turn a ring

00:26:00.760 To the bend

00:26:01.620 To the bang

00:26:02.460 You guys

00:26:11.540 Really hate

00:26:12.020 The mic

00:26:12.320 Like this

00:26:12.740 Bronson

00:26:17.000 Go to sleep

00:26:17.580 Bro

00:26:17.860 Bronson

00:26:19.600 Go to sleep

00:26:20.360 If you want

00:26:22.320 To talk

00:26:22.600 To me

00:26:22.820 Go to

00:26:23.160 Um

00:26:23.720 Come

00:26:27.640 Find

00:26:28.000 Me

00:26:28.380 And

00:26:29.880 Slovenia

00:26:34.820 Come to

00:26:35.780 Slovenia

00:26:36.320 Come to

00:26:37.880 Slovenia

00:26:38.160 If you

00:26:38.300 Want to

00:26:38.480 Talk

00:26:38.740 From the

00:26:41.880 Ring

00:26:42.240 To the

00:26:42.600 Bend

00:26:43.060 To the

00:26:43.400 Bang

00:26:43.880 Where's

00:26:46.480 My

00:26:46.660 Bing

00:26:47.080 Alright

00:26:52.680 Everyone hates

00:26:53.140 The mic

00:26:53.480 L ways

00:26:54.560 For not

00:26:54.820 Setting it up

00:26:55.260 Properly

00:26:55.560 I'm going to

00:26:55.740 Be honest

00:26:56.040 With

00:26:56.300 L on him

00:26:57.740 If I get

00:26:58.400 The settings

00:26:58.800 Right

00:26:59.060 Hello

00:27:02.680 Hello

00:27:03.420 What's up

00:27:04.020 Bro

00:27:04.300 You're

00:27:07.180 Kazakhstan

00:27:07.560 Salaam

00:27:08.100 Alaikum

00:27:08.460 Salaam

00:27:10.580 Alaikum

00:27:11.080 Short

00:27:12.040 Light

00:27:12.380 How are

00:27:13.540 You

00:27:13.640 Bro

00:27:13.920 I

00:27:16.200 Am

00:27:16.420 Bexelton

00:27:16.980 Do you

00:27:17.880 Speak

00:27:18.040 English

00:27:18.420 No

00:27:20.800 Oh

00:27:22.100 Well

00:27:22.580 Nice

00:27:22.820 To

00:27:22.940 Meet

00:27:23.100 You

00:27:23.320 What's good

00:27:42.600 Bro

00:27:42.780 Alright

00:27:43.320 Come to

00:27:44.320 Slovenia

00:27:45.620 On

00:27:46.220 Omi TV

00:27:46.700 Talk to me

00:27:47.200 I need

00:27:47.700 Content

00:27:48.520 Sign ideas

00:27:49.020 Not how

00:27:52.400 The app

00:27:52.700 Works

00:27:53.000 Yes

00:27:53.220 It is

00:27:53.700 Yo

00:28:02.140 What's good

00:28:02.560 Bro

00:28:02.860 What the

00:28:05.420 Fuck

00:28:05.860 What the

00:28:06.360 Fuck

00:28:06.880 The fuck

00:28:08.220 Is that

00:28:08.700 Why are you

00:28:10.200 Looking behind

00:28:10.640 You

00:28:10.940 What happened

00:28:13.800 Yo

00:28:15.640 Yo

00:28:16.260 What are you

00:28:17.260 Doing

00:28:17.520 Beat him on me

00:28:19.680 You wanna see

00:28:20.200 Fuck no

00:28:22.100 Moet

00:28:35.060 And Alize

00:28:35.660 Keep me

00:28:36.280 Gushy

00:28:36.840 Girls

00:28:37.380 Keep me

00:28:37.780 Buzzy

00:28:38.200 How's

00:28:43.680 Neon

00:28:43.980 Stream

00:28:44.260 Been

00:28:44.400 Has it

00:28:44.800 Been

00:28:44.900 Any

00:28:45.080 Good

00:28:45.300 What's

00:28:53.100 He

00:28:53.200 Doing

00:28:53.440 Walk

00:28:56.580 Away

00:28:56.720 From the

00:28:58.440 Camera

00:28:58.640 We got

00:29:07.240 The chat

00:29:07.560 Moving

00:29:07.860 Gigi's

00:29:21.340 Gigi's

00:29:22.000 Gigi's

00:29:22.500 Gigi's

00:29:37.860 I just got an important call. Out of respect, we're not going to go back up there right

00:29:53.440 now. Important call though. We're not going to go back up there right now. But the block

00:29:59.060 is too hot, Chad, so we cool, right?

00:30:07.860 I don't even know who this guy is. Hmm, big mo.

00:30:13.920 Did you pre-order a card yet, Bronson? No, I didn't. All right. This new mic sucks

00:30:35.880 sacks. It's the fucking old mic right now. Change it, dumbass.

00:30:38.300 I want to get here.

00:30:56.400 Gorlock.

00:30:56.880 Oh, it's that other girl. Fuck, dude. That's the most annoying show when I click on the neon

00:31:07.000 stream and see that shit.

00:31:07.940 Damn, nigga.

00:31:28.720 Where's neon? Who am I looking at? Who is this?

00:31:31.120 Dude, what the fuck am I looking at? I do not want to see this.

00:31:37.740 I don't want to see that.

00:31:41.240 I don't want to see that.

00:31:46.960 Yeah, we good.

00:31:48.460 We good.

00:31:49.040 We good.

00:31:52.360 We good.

00:31:52.920 Goddamn, two-minute ads.

00:32:11.800 Damn, how do you guys watch Twitch? Two-minute ads?

00:32:16.220 Two-minute ads.

00:32:20.220 But see, nobody in his chat's complaining.

00:32:22.920 Because I'm used to it.

00:32:31.540 Just buy a sub?

00:32:32.560 Yeah, I'll sum up.

00:32:33.820 Fuck it, bro.

00:32:36.560 Fuck it, bro.

00:32:43.860 Damn, why am I being stingy?

00:32:45.080 I kind of don't want to.

00:32:47.500 I don't really watch the streams like that.

00:32:49.180 Why am I being stingy?

00:32:54.060 I don't want to.

00:32:56.680 I don't want to.

00:33:02.040 This is why I only watch the VODs?

00:33:04.200 It's shit, nigga.

00:33:06.120 But here you are right now.

00:33:07.180 Who's this girl?

00:33:11.560 Cutie Cinderella.

00:33:17.660 Who's this girl?

00:33:21.040 Cutie Cinderella.

00:33:22.000 Do the ads restart?

00:33:30.420 Okay, look.

00:33:31.060 No more ads.

00:33:31.740 Cool.

00:33:33.040 Cool.

00:33:33.180 It's because it's made by Yeezy Design.

00:33:35.580 Hard Rock Bet has...

00:33:36.800 Fuck!

00:33:37.720 Because sometimes you're late for kickoff.

00:33:39.540 What a miss.

00:33:42.120 Get Twitch Turbo?

00:33:43.320 Bro, I thought I paid for Twitch Turbo.

00:33:45.020 Wait, where's Twitch Turbo?

00:33:45.900 Bro, where's...

00:33:47.700 Go ad free.

00:33:48.340 Oh, it's over here?

00:33:49.380 Alright, I'm getting that shit right now.

00:33:53.560 Try free, and then it's...

00:33:55.300 Oh, it's only fucking $12 a month?

00:33:57.680 The fuck?

00:34:00.000 That's a good price.

00:34:08.060 Easy.

00:34:09.460 Easy as.

00:34:10.260 Let's get to the 5.

00:34:21.420 Maybe he could be my Twitch Zerka.

00:34:24.600 You think Lothier guy could be my Twitch Zerka?

00:34:26.860 Completely frozen.

00:34:28.660 Her skin was so hard, it couldn't be pierced with a needle.

00:34:32.840 And her body temperature was so low, it didn't even register on a thermometer.

00:34:37.740 Yo, Sneakle with the 5 gifted?

00:34:42.160 Hey, big salute.

00:34:43.220 Shout out for the 5.

00:34:44.740 Appreciate the 5 gifted, bro.

00:34:50.320 Doctors assumed she was dead, but they slowly warmed her with...

00:34:54.200 Zerka's switched those...

00:34:55.000 Zerka's on, there's a rumble stream right now.

00:34:56.600 Amazingly, she woke up and made a full recovery with no long-term damage.

00:35:03.100 I'm astonished, guys.

00:35:04.320 You can beat me in a street fight?

00:35:07.980 You in a street fight?

00:35:08.820 Yeah.

00:35:09.320 You're a podcaster, brother?

00:35:10.960 I love it.

00:35:12.140 I love it.

00:35:12.680 So the answer's in yes, yeah?

00:35:14.240 Of course.

00:35:15.600 I love it.

00:35:16.660 I love it.

00:35:17.440 I love it.

00:35:17.840 I asked Devin Haney.

00:35:18.320 Devin Haney thought the boxer, he thought he beat me in a street fight.

00:35:20.520 Man, people think that, like, muscles, like, mean something.

00:35:23.080 Muscles don't mean nothing.

00:35:24.740 I would kill you.

00:35:25.700 Yeah, he probably killed you, though.

00:35:27.000 You think so?

00:35:27.900 Nah, you really think so.

00:35:29.040 I'm too sick.

00:35:30.200 I said probably you have.

00:35:32.220 You're talking about Devin Haney, the boxer.

00:35:33.760 The boxer, 150.

00:35:34.960 No, I think he'd find it, but if you grabbed ahold of him, like, if you bought Devin Haney, you gotta get him good.

00:35:42.280 You gotta grab that little fucker.

00:35:43.380 Oh, that's it.

00:35:44.140 You grab ahold of Devin Haney, you're probably, most likely dead.

00:35:48.540 Who else is gonna help?

00:35:48.980 Help yourself a little?

00:35:50.980 Oh, my God, this is so stupid.

00:35:52.600 Dude, every time I click on this nigga's stream, he's not streaming.

00:35:55.160 What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

00:35:56.260 Every time I see him, he's not streaming.

00:35:57.340 You've been with me the whole time.

00:35:59.040 We're missing food.

00:35:59.580 Who have you guys been watching?

00:36:00.900 Rumblechow, who have you guys been watching?

00:36:07.400 Who's been your favorite streamers?

00:36:12.180 QT is Ludwig's girlfriend, okay?

00:36:14.260 Okay.

00:36:27.340 You watch Zerka and you, Tate's speech, Nick Fuentes, yeah, we got Red Pill people over here.

00:36:41.520 You and Zerka, Aiden, Nick is my favorite as a Muslim, me, Aiden, and Tate.

00:37:04.680 You guys watch Tate?

00:37:05.760 How much does Tate even go live?

00:37:11.800 How much does he go live like that?

00:37:15.540 Demi.

00:37:16.160 All right, bro.

00:37:18.260 Bro, he hasn't...

00:37:21.460 He hasn't been live in three days.

00:37:24.740 Let's see the last stream.

00:37:25.560 We'll do a little man and a little woman.

00:37:40.100 How dare you assume they're genders.

00:37:42.300 Stick figures are gender...

00:37:43.520 We're not having any faggot parents, so we're doing a man and a woman for each one.

00:37:47.960 Because, spoiler alert, and I don't care who this upsets, if you're raised by two dads or two moms, one of them is not your actual parent.

00:38:00.680 They're lying.

00:38:02.000 At least one, if not both, aren't your real parents.

00:38:08.100 The rich man's wife has big tits.

00:38:10.020 I know you guys can't see it, but she has the biggest tits because they can afford silicones.

00:38:13.220 So, you're born into one of these three categories.

00:38:16.580 Now, there are specific strengths and weaknesses to each one.

00:38:20.960 As said, you have not analyzed your position.

00:38:23.700 So, if you're born to poor parents, the disadvantages are, one, you probably don't know, and your parents probably don't know anybody with money.

00:38:35.540 Let's call it lack of opportunities.

00:38:37.320 So, I would call it lack of experience, lack of understanding there's a world outside of eternal poverty.

00:38:43.680 Because, when I was poor, I was born in the poor parents section.

00:38:48.100 I didn't know anyone who was rich.

00:38:50.120 And, I didn't know rich people existed the way that I now know they exist.

00:38:54.020 I knew some people had money.

00:38:55.620 But, I didn't know that there were people who could just do whatever the fuck they wanted all the time and money was never a consideration.

00:39:00.820 I didn't really, it didn't cross my mind.

00:39:02.680 I was raised before the internet.

00:39:04.020 There was no Instagram.

00:39:04.660 This kind of low culture.

00:39:20.220 But, it is true that there is just this like flat plane.

00:39:26.440 It's a completely horizontal society.

00:39:29.380 No vertical.

00:39:30.740 And, it's all these people that identify as the democratic mob.

00:39:36.120 Like, the democratic man.

00:39:39.200 And, they see themselves as unremarkable.

00:39:41.780 And, if you attack people that are unremarkable, they all get all riled up.

00:39:46.120 And, everyone's terrified.

00:39:47.400 That's why a lot of the right-wing people are playing into the populism.

00:39:50.680 And, they are a little bit terrified of offending the scrum.

00:39:56.380 You know, God forbid you're seen as attacking the working folk.

00:39:59.940 Hey, man, we work with our hands.

00:40:02.300 It's like, I think most of them are service workers.

00:40:05.280 I don't know if stocking shelves is the same as working in construction.

00:40:10.020 Construction's working class.

00:40:11.280 Stocking shelves is really the same.

00:40:12.160 How do I get the right mic settings on this?

00:40:14.520 Does anyone know?

00:40:16.400 Why does this sound shit?

00:40:17.640 Why did Waze fuck it up?

00:40:21.140 Spiritually communist, like, left-wing, union mentality.

00:40:25.900 And, it's just, like, despicable.

00:40:29.020 We need better rich people.

00:40:30.540 We need better poor people.

00:40:31.900 We need to be better.

00:40:33.080 Can we all ask of ourselves to be better and just stop with the excuses?

00:40:38.420 And, I'm not defending myself.

00:40:39.960 I could be better.

00:40:40.940 We could all be better.

00:40:42.500 But, when we are presented with these collapsing standards,

00:40:45.360 the first step is not to defend it.

00:40:47.900 When we're confronted with the fact that our country is in a slow-motion free fall,

00:40:52.220 the first step is, hey, stop defending it.

00:40:56.300 Oh, shit.

00:40:57.020 Owen Benjamin's supposed to come on tomorrow.

00:40:59.640 Shit, bro.

00:41:00.700 I forgot to respond to him.

00:41:04.960 Supposed to get Owen Benjamin on tomorrow.

00:41:06.400 What time should I do it?

00:41:16.720 Because I think we're doing something tomorrow.

00:41:19.440 Let's see if we can do Saturday instead.

00:41:24.720 What was I going to do tomorrow?

00:41:25.780 I can do Friday, but Saturday is better.

00:41:42.840 Does that work?

00:41:48.600 Weird times.

00:41:50.520 I'll text you tomorrow.

00:41:51.820 No.

00:41:51.860 No.

00:41:55.780 I have to wake up for Juma tomorrow, too.

00:41:59.860 You going to Toronto for Aiden's birthday?

00:42:01.920 Yeah, I'm supposed to.

00:42:03.820 Yeah, I'm supposed to.

00:42:05.220 Kind of don't want to get this flight, but.

00:42:07.620 Yep.

00:42:09.240 Got to fly all the way to Canada again.

00:42:13.360 Tom told me to come.

00:42:16.220 Tom told me to come.

00:42:25.780 Yeah.

00:42:28.580 I got to figure out how to use this fucking mic.

00:42:31.560 I like this mic.

00:42:32.700 Apparently, it sounds good.

00:42:34.820 I figured the setting's right.

00:42:38.200 So you react to your Matan Egan podcast?

00:42:39.820 No, I'm good.

00:42:42.420 Still flying spirit?

00:42:43.280 Nope.

00:42:44.660 PJs only, my nigga.

00:42:46.580 Why do you think I'm able to go back and forth from Florida like this?

00:42:48.860 Who, okay, let me see, based off the Rumble audience.

00:42:58.220 And sorry, this is a secret stream, so I'm not trying to entertain right now.

00:43:00.920 I'm just trying to get ideas right now.

00:43:01.940 I'm glad you guys are here, and I appreciate this.

00:43:09.200 Who do you think is the best collab?

00:43:12.160 Is it Fresh and Fit?

00:43:13.420 Is it Zerka?

00:43:14.200 Is it Aiden?

00:43:17.740 Who else are my collabs?

00:43:19.800 I can't think of it off the top of my head right now.

00:43:21.300 I'm getting tired.

00:43:31.380 One of the best collabs.

00:43:32.960 Zerka, Aiden, Fresh and Fit, Arab.

00:43:48.860 I think, um, desktops, Zerka clears.

00:44:03.880 It's not even close.

00:44:04.740 IRLs, Arab.

00:44:05.960 Not even close.

00:44:06.640 It clears.

00:44:10.680 Podcasts, Fresh and Fit.

00:44:12.680 And then someone else's stream, Aiden, Neon, close second.

00:44:17.140 It's funny, nobody said Neon.

00:44:18.480 Isn't that crazy?

00:44:19.160 Neon was one of the best duos.

00:44:20.280 And then also, we got Mohamed a job.

00:44:24.280 There's a lot of people, bro.

00:44:28.540 Do you think you can get Zerk on band?

00:44:29.660 Like, bro, you think I have power?

00:44:31.160 Like, do you think I have any pull on kick?

00:44:33.000 What the fuck do you think I, I'm not on kick.

00:44:35.040 What am I going to do?

00:44:35.980 Yo, you Zerka fans keep asking me that as if I'm like, what do you fucking think I could do?

00:44:46.680 Neon sucked?

00:44:48.520 Yeah, it seems like you guys don't really like it.

00:44:52.600 He invited me to come to this thing in Vegas.

00:44:54.260 I'm down to, I mean, I'm down to do it, but.

00:44:58.980 Um, love speech doesn't really seem like they would like that.

00:45:02.420 Ah.

00:45:04.580 Get new people, man.

00:45:09.000 Yeah, I know.

00:45:10.580 I mean, it was good Lacey said that shit today.

00:45:12.960 That could be good.

00:45:14.120 Especially, um, Lacey saying that on Twitch is good because, uh, I like Lacey.

00:45:18.780 And he's doing, he's doing really well.

00:45:21.280 And his, um, he's, yeah, he's killing it on Twitch.

00:45:26.600 Um.

00:45:30.420 Brandon Carter.

00:45:31.480 Dude, I've never made it body.

00:45:32.600 I've never done class that.

00:45:34.580 Neon was only good because he was new and it was just come up.

00:45:40.980 Now he's just repeating content.

00:45:43.760 I mean, we all repeat content.

00:45:45.580 Everything, like, everything's been done.

00:45:50.780 Stand-up comedian tests like how Drewski does with rappers.

00:45:53.480 What if we get, do a, because the boxing is getting repetitive now.

00:46:06.500 What if we do a love speech event and we bring out, we get some tickets and we do like, uh,

00:46:15.040 a kill Tony.

00:46:19.260 We do a kill Tony.

00:46:22.840 Yeah, comedy night IRL.

00:46:24.540 Comedy night IRL is just kill Tony.

00:46:26.380 Is, um, is kill Tony.

00:46:31.640 It's going to take work.

00:46:32.600 It's going to take time.

00:46:33.300 Real comedians that discord.

00:46:37.960 Yeah, no.

00:46:38.260 It'd have to be IRL.

00:46:43.580 It'd have to be IRL.

00:46:44.460 That could be a fucking good stream.

00:46:47.760 TTS.

00:46:48.380 Fuck no, bro.

00:46:51.960 Oh, do TTS right now?

00:46:53.100 Um, is Bronson up?

00:46:59.260 I can set it up right now.

00:47:00.440 Oh, I think I know how to do it.

00:47:01.660 I can do it right now.

00:47:03.220 I think it's on.

00:47:05.300 Yeah, it should be on, actually.

00:47:09.220 Yeah, I mean, uh, it should be on.

00:47:19.060 Roast of Sneeko.

00:47:20.460 Yeah, pre-cuck jokes for three hours, bro.

00:47:22.420 I'm good off that.

00:47:24.980 I'm good off that.

00:47:37.980 From the king to the bing, to the bing.

00:47:48.060 Watch paint dry now.

00:47:49.280 Here, um, I think this is the TTS.

00:47:53.660 It should work.

00:47:57.000 I don't know if Bronson's asleep.

00:47:59.640 Let me text him, see if he's asleep.

00:48:00.980 He can fit.

00:48:01.960 Yeah, pin it in chat if you guys want to talk to me.

00:48:05.320 Yo, you sleep?

00:48:07.280 From the ring to the ling, to the ching.

00:48:15.040 How does it feel to be a top five content creator of all time?

00:48:17.820 Wow, thanks, bro.

00:48:19.380 The nicest fucking chat I saw in a minute.

00:48:21.160 What happens to Nick for his five ten minutes?

00:48:25.820 We're getting it set up.

00:48:34.760 Collab with real important people, bro.

00:48:36.180 Yeah, you know what?

00:48:37.080 I need to fucking, when I go back to Canada, I should just do this shit with fucking, for us a hobby.

00:48:42.500 Damn, like, it's hard to, it's hard to, it's hard to get communication with him.

00:48:57.240 He texts, like, five days later.

00:48:58.380 To the ring, to the sing, to the ding.

00:49:05.100 Where's my crown, where's my king?

00:49:10.380 Is the TTS working?

00:49:15.200 Did anyone try?

00:49:24.280 Oh, no, I was trying to try it.

00:49:28.380 Yeah, I'm trying my TTS right now to see if it works.

00:49:55.540 Haunted House Iro, yeah.

00:49:58.380 What hasn't been done, though?

00:50:03.100 What I liked about the One Minute Podcast is nobody had done that before.

00:50:06.660 And nobody still can do it.

00:50:07.960 That's why I have to, I'm going to try that on Twitch.

00:50:10.980 I should go with ASAP, bro.

00:50:18.620 Yeah, I should go back to New York ASAP and get that.

00:50:21.500 Because nobody can do it.

00:50:22.340 That was one, that's why I came up with the One Minute Podcast in a time like this where I was starving for content.

00:50:29.580 I was like, bro, let me think of an idea that hasn't been done.

00:50:32.160 What hasn't been done?

00:50:33.380 And I just sat there with a pen and a pad and I came up with it.

00:50:35.820 I can't TTS myself on my own account.

00:50:44.480 Is it working?

00:50:45.340 Yeah, nobody tried.

00:50:46.240 Two-minute podcast would hit.

00:50:48.080 Dude, it's never one minute anyway.

00:50:51.000 It's always like five or ten.

00:50:53.200 How are you guys doing?

00:50:59.260 Everybody in here good?

00:51:02.960 Destiny collab.

00:51:03.900 Yeah, that would actually be good right now.

00:51:05.280 I was thinking about that during the therapy shit today.

00:51:08.540 It's just too bad that guy was like...

00:51:10.800 What the fuck?

00:51:19.320 What?

00:51:19.680 Do you guys hear that?

00:51:27.100 Yo, that scared the shit out of me, bro.

00:51:29.000 I played this...

00:51:29.860 This VOD started playing.

00:51:33.700 Fuck.

00:51:35.140 Oh my god, bro.

00:51:37.900 I knew it.

00:51:38.800 I knew it.

00:51:39.620 Oh my god.

00:51:43.980 Nightmare.

00:51:49.680 One-minute podcast is peak content, trying to different states.

00:51:58.020 The problem is I'm not trying to flex, but I wanted to do it in a place like Bosnia,

00:52:01.960 but I can't do it because I'm too well-known there.

00:52:06.660 I think two years ago would be easier, but I'm a little too known now for a place like London.

00:52:12.260 I can't do it in London anymore.

00:52:14.500 I don't think so.

00:52:15.240 No, I don't think I could do it in London.

00:52:19.680 I don't think so.

00:52:29.120 I don't think so.

00:52:29.560 Halako, why you up, bro?

00:52:33.340 Halako, where you been?

00:52:35.840 Where you been at, nigga?

00:52:36.860 Thank you.

00:53:06.860 Why am I watching this video?

00:53:13.500 Name me three countries outside of North America.

00:53:15.960 Can you name me three dogs you've eaten in the past month?

00:53:19.700 He got cooked, bro.

00:53:21.140 Bro, Kozu, you got fucking cooked.

00:53:23.040 I'm not even gonna hold.

00:53:25.500 And he got the one minute podcast on right here.

00:53:30.240 Oh, Kozu.

00:53:33.300 How you get cooked?

00:53:36.860 No, she cut part of the back.

00:53:42.500 If this song is ass, I will say it's ass.

00:53:45.120 All right?

00:53:45.880 And JJ knows I'll say it's ass.

00:53:47.560 You know what?

00:53:48.160 Let's go.

00:53:48.680 Let's go.

00:53:49.200 I guess this is how the story goes.

00:53:58.900 I'm in the thick of it.

00:54:00.840 Everybody knows.

00:54:02.120 They know me where it snows.

00:54:03.420 I skid in and they froze.

00:54:05.160 I don't know.

00:54:05.840 No, nothing.

00:54:06.360 Bob, no ice.

00:54:07.000 I'm just cold.

00:54:07.780 Forty something.

00:54:08.540 Lily sub.

00:54:09.300 Just so.

00:54:09.840 I've been told.

00:54:10.480 From the screen to the ring, to the pen, to the king.

00:54:14.360 Where's my crown?

00:54:15.120 That's my bling.

00:54:15.860 Always drama when I ring.

00:54:17.200 See, I believe that if I see it in my heart, smash through the ceiling because I'm reaching

00:54:21.640 for the stars, whoa, this is how the story goes, whoa, I get it.

00:54:32.080 Yo, slave music hits different, man.

00:54:34.240 His slave music really hits.

00:54:37.340 I'm always trying to find a way to up the energy.

00:54:40.900 Bigger wins.

00:54:42.620 Dude.

00:54:47.540 Pick one of the Abrahamic religions.

00:54:49.140 If I were to choose one of the Abrahamic religions based on what might be best for civilization,

00:54:53.360 I would choose Islam.

00:54:55.820 This is primarily due to Islam's emphasis on justice, community, welfare.

00:55:01.520 Do I always say that word weird?

00:55:03.140 Every time I say that now, well, since yesterday, I keep thinking about Nick making fun of it.

00:55:08.500 Islam.

00:55:09.140 Islam.

00:55:10.380 Islam.

00:55:10.980 Or you really want me to say Islam.

00:55:13.760 I would choose Islam.

00:55:17.520 Islam.

00:55:19.140 It's a choice you got to make.

00:55:34.720 I could tell you the sky is blue.

00:55:36.520 It's greener.

00:55:37.280 Yellow.

00:55:38.060 You know it's blue.

00:55:39.820 Boys.

00:55:40.420 It's your choice.

00:55:40.860 I just tell the truth.

00:55:50.220 If you say anything, then you lose everything.

00:55:53.680 If you say anything, then you lose everything.

00:55:57.740 If you say anything, then you lose everything.

00:56:00.800 All these clips are just fucking the thick of it.

00:56:11.340 I'll save the new clip reaction for tomorrow.

00:56:23.340 I should go to sleep.

00:56:26.180 Watch a letter from Barbados.

00:56:27.760 Is that a real documentary?

00:56:36.480 No, it's not.

00:56:39.440 So you go do a doc in Oman, the country where all the madhab pray in the same masjid.

00:56:45.240 Yeah, I want to keep doing docs.

00:56:46.460 It's just, you don't get paid for that, bro.

00:56:47.980 I make no money from the bazia one.

00:56:49.680 You just spend bread, bread, bread.

00:56:52.880 Letter from Bazia was so good, man.

00:56:54.180 It really was.

00:57:01.200 It's in the best work.

00:57:04.040 How many views do you think it's really got?

00:57:05.860 It says 4.8 right here.

00:57:08.760 How much do you think it really was?

00:57:16.820 What's TTS amount of someone?

00:57:18.100 I don't know.

00:57:18.560 Maybe it's not working right now.

00:57:21.580 My bad, bro.

00:57:24.180 We need another desktop with Myron and Fresh 2.

00:57:28.720 There we go.

00:57:29.120 It is working.

00:57:31.020 We need another desktop with Myron and Fresh.

00:57:33.020 You know what's so fucking annoying about Twitch?

00:57:35.340 Myron was supposed to be on stream yesterday, but he's banned.

00:57:38.820 Bro, he's banned.

00:57:43.780 Exactly 6 million views.

00:57:46.360 He's banned on...

00:57:47.120 Test W, Godpill.

00:57:48.660 Any plans to get back together soon, or is Godpill cooked?

00:57:52.060 I want to.

00:57:52.960 It's hard to schedule with Zerker, bro.

00:57:55.660 It's hard to schedule with him.

00:57:57.100 I try.

00:57:57.820 I'm trying my fucking best to.

00:57:59.620 But like I said, if Godpill doesn't get resolved this month, I'm going to...

00:58:03.960 We can put a stop to it.

00:58:08.540 We'll just end it.

00:58:10.240 So people can get in charge.

00:58:11.900 It's hard.

00:58:12.200 I called him just now.

00:58:13.400 I would do it right now.

00:58:14.440 I'm ready to do Godpill right now.

00:58:16.400 But like he's not responsive.

00:58:18.880 And then his fans are always like, get him unbanned.

00:58:21.160 Get him unbanned.

00:58:21.780 Like, dude, like I can't even get him on the phone to do the podcast that we agreed to do.

00:58:26.240 You know?

00:58:28.080 It's not hard.

00:58:29.520 It's just like, you know, an hour, two hours.

00:58:34.040 And it's good ROI for both of us.

00:58:35.580 It's good clips, good promo for both of us.

00:58:36.960 It's easy to do.

00:58:38.000 The fans love it.

00:58:39.140 There's a core community there.

00:58:40.480 It's a win-win for both of us.

00:58:41.620 And like he's just not responsive.

00:58:43.460 That's it.

00:58:45.460 That's it.

00:58:49.060 But you guys think this has like...

00:58:54.180 200K, 250K views?

00:58:55.840 I think it has more.

00:58:56.560 But not 4.8 mil.

00:59:00.320 He's got a guy from Barbados.

00:59:02.340 Immigrant.

00:59:03.500 Can't even articulate himself that well.

00:59:05.760 Doing this?

00:59:06.700 Man, what are y'all doing, man?

00:59:07.760 Y'all sleep, man.

00:59:08.620 Like, come on now.

00:59:10.420 Come on now.

00:59:11.900 If I need this shit, it's smart.

00:59:13.100 Fuck out of you.

00:59:13.760 Do something in your life.

00:59:14.900 At least.

00:59:15.940 So here's what it is.

00:59:17.480 So let's go back to when I first came to America.

00:59:20.280 Seven years ago.

00:59:21.400 I'm at Starbucks looking at videos of marketing, Instagram, real estate.

00:59:26.000 Guy pulls up.

00:59:29.080 Lamborghini.

00:59:29.860 Dropped up.

00:59:31.480 I'll never forget.

00:59:32.020 Zerka fans are idol worshippers.

00:59:35.040 Zerka's better than all of you, chat.

00:59:36.980 That means he's better than you, too, you fucking faggot.

00:59:39.660 Like, why are you sliding for another...

00:59:42.540 That means he's better than you.

00:59:46.200 And you're going to be a cheerleader for a guy that doesn't know who you are.

00:59:49.840 Sneeko collab with Arden, bro.

00:59:51.540 He loves you and he's always copying your jokes and shit.

00:59:54.560 Please join Kick or SSB, bruh.

00:59:57.480 Aiden said in Canada that he wanted me to join SSB.

01:00:00.740 He said he wanted me to join.

01:00:01.740 I don't know what you guys would think.

01:00:04.620 I'm in the tink of it.

01:00:05.840 Coconut remix.

01:00:06.760 I'm in the tink of it.

01:00:09.480 Everybody knows.

01:00:11.500 Aiden said...

01:00:12.020 What do you guys think?

01:00:13.820 I like it.

01:00:15.260 I like Convy.

01:00:15.980 I like Cheezer.

01:00:16.600 I like Schnaggy.

01:00:17.280 I like Cuff'em.

01:00:18.300 I like Prime.

01:00:19.840 It's actually one of the rare times where I have beef with nobody in a group.

01:00:24.000 I talk to Jake every day.

01:00:26.540 I talk to Jake Fuchsia every day.

01:00:27.880 And I like everybody in SSB.

01:00:30.280 What are the...

01:00:31.360 When I was like collabing out with A&P, it was always like...

01:00:34.800 I was cool with like four, but then two were not cool with me.

01:00:38.060 When I was working with Mr. Beast, one was a tranny.

01:00:42.260 But SSB, it's like everyone's cool.

01:00:44.660 And I get along with it.

01:00:45.700 We have the same sense of humor.

01:00:48.620 I think I...

01:00:49.380 I don't know.

01:00:51.320 I don't know how it would mesh with love speech because we are in a perfect...

01:00:54.700 Like the thing, the major thing is the gambling thing.

01:00:57.060 But I wouldn't need to do it.

01:00:58.860 Who knows?

01:01:00.160 Maybe I'm too political.

01:01:01.760 And maybe they're too...

01:01:03.960 You know...

01:01:04.880 On their thing.

01:01:11.180 You think Say Solo?

01:01:13.440 But yeah, having a group would really help the content output.

01:01:16.940 It would really, really help, bro.

01:01:22.580 It's a narcissistic way of thinking.

01:01:24.680 He probably thinks you can make the podcast work without you.

01:01:26.500 And hates that he has to share the money.

01:01:27.800 Knowing without you, the pod stinks.

01:01:29.720 Probably stinks him.

01:01:36.160 Whatever, bro.

01:01:40.260 You make documentaries and they're not on that level?

01:01:42.040 I'm talking about streaming.

01:01:43.060 Documentary-wise, like, yeah, like, nobody does what I do.

01:01:47.800 Nobody can do what I do from documentaries.

01:01:50.120 Like, it's really untouchable.

01:01:51.940 But there's no point in even talking about that because there's no money.

01:01:54.980 There's no money in it.

01:01:55.900 Like, I've made a letter from Bosnia.

01:01:58.000 I think that's the best thing I've made all year.

01:02:00.360 And you make no money from it.

01:02:01.580 You make money from streaming.

01:02:02.900 From, like, output.

01:02:03.640 Then please join SSB, bro.

01:02:06.300 Arden loves hanging with you.

01:02:07.800 So does Convy.

01:02:09.040 They joke edgy.

01:02:09.960 Please join SSB, Sneeko.

01:02:11.820 I will bless you every day.

01:02:13.900 Please join SSB.

01:02:15.180 Relax, bro.

01:02:15.800 Relax.

01:02:18.100 Relax.

01:02:19.320 Do you think a pokey mainstream would ever happen?

01:02:22.880 Inshallah it happens.

01:02:24.340 Inshallah it happens.

01:02:25.580 That would really...

01:02:27.080 I put it out today.

01:02:28.280 How do you think she's going to respond to that?

01:02:29.700 I don't know if, RumbleGuys, you saw that.

01:02:31.400 But I put out an invitation to say that I wanted to collab with her.

01:02:41.860 Sedated.

01:02:42.740 He will...

01:02:43.380 Time's up!

01:02:53.700 You see the Tel-Telstil robot?

01:02:57.020 No, I didn't.

01:02:57.500 Where's the Pokemon clip?

01:03:00.820 I was wondering...

01:03:01.280 You guys think I should retweet this?

01:03:02.620 Yes or no?

01:03:02.920 I saw Brett Cooper, too.

01:03:04.280 Brett Cooper, I think it's possible.

01:03:05.640 I need to collab more, bro.

01:03:06.860 I really need to start collabing more.

01:03:11.560 I'm dialed in, though.

01:03:12.720 One thing I'll say...

01:03:13.920 Maybe this could be, like, pre-motivational edit.

01:03:18.620 One thing I'll say is I always know that I will succeed.

01:03:24.160 I like having transition periods or tough times or obstacles to overcome because I see it as a new challenge.

01:03:31.060 And I look forward to when I'm past that obstacle and I get to look back when I was trying to figure it out.

01:03:37.540 It's fun.

01:03:38.300 And you're like, yeah, you were able to solve the puzzle.

01:03:41.740 You get to look back at the blueprint once the building is finished.

01:03:46.840 I'm looking forward to that.

01:03:49.020 It's going to happen.

01:03:49.860 It's happened over and over and over.

01:03:50.940 How many times have I done it?

01:03:54.120 How many times have I done it?

01:03:56.340 You think I'm going to stop now?

01:03:59.480 Oof.

01:04:00.260 That was good.

01:04:00.840 Someone can use that as a motivational edit.

01:04:03.080 That was good.

01:04:03.700 I even did the...

01:04:05.200 I was here for the clip.

01:04:09.880 Stalking Sneak...

01:04:10.480 Here, you think Pokimane would do it?

01:04:12.040 Pokimane caught stalking Sneakos Twitter.

01:04:15.420 Pokimane, I thought you were liberal.

01:04:17.580 I thought it was problematic and misogynistic.

01:04:21.180 I thought it was racist.

01:04:24.260 She's searching up my name.

01:04:25.600 Poki, it's okay.

01:04:26.860 Come to the good side.

01:04:28.700 We forgive.

01:04:30.220 Love speech.

01:04:30.960 We love everybody.

01:04:33.060 I won't hold it against you.

01:04:34.760 We can do a good collab if you want to.

01:04:37.480 We can play some Valorant.

01:04:39.180 If you really want to, which you clearly do.

01:04:44.620 The reason I made fun of her for the nigga clip is because she called me a cuck and then

01:04:48.640 deleted it.

01:04:50.080 Salaam alaikum.

01:04:51.160 I know you're Moroccan.

01:04:51.840 It was my get back.

01:04:54.800 What did she say in that one clip?

01:04:58.020 This nigga...

01:04:59.180 Nigga, you ain't funny.

01:05:10.520 Nigga.

01:05:11.960 Yeah, I always said that because she called me a cuck.

01:05:15.200 She deserved it.

01:05:16.200 So, Poki, if you want to do it, I won't make nigga jokes.

01:05:20.840 I know that pissed her off because there's no rebuttal to it.

01:05:23.200 No, she has to get the wolf audience.

01:05:24.420 Oh, good luck.

01:05:25.480 I don't think I need to retweet that.

01:05:30.160 Should I retweet any of these other clips from today?

01:05:36.880 I think we're good.

01:05:44.880 Club of Blackboard Max.

01:05:46.860 His community does not like me.

01:05:48.680 His community doesn't like me.

01:05:53.700 It's Juma today.

01:05:54.520 Let's go.

01:05:54.800 I know, bro.

01:05:55.320 It's been a minute.

01:05:57.780 Retweet the Brett one.

01:05:59.260 Fuck.

01:05:59.500 Yeah, actually, that's a good idea.

01:06:00.480 I was thinking about doing that.

01:06:07.360 Sure.

01:06:07.780 Fuck it.

01:06:09.280 Look at that.

01:06:10.720 Clip farm.

01:06:11.260 Clip farm.

01:06:11.960 Clip farm.

01:06:13.460 Sick.

01:06:14.380 We're sick people, huh?

01:06:20.860 How much you paid for Clippers?

01:06:21.840 Too much, bro.

01:06:22.440 Like, it's getting to the point where I need to cut back next month, actually.

01:06:26.360 As Arden famously said, cheat gang, you part of SSB now, gang.

01:06:30.120 Love, though, love.

01:06:31.560 Who knows how serious that stuff is?

01:06:34.820 Someone, um...

01:06:35.900 Is Zach in here?

01:06:39.280 Tell him to clip that.

01:06:48.860 Oh, shit.

01:06:49.500 You guys can see this.

01:06:52.680 Actually, no.

01:06:53.940 That's weird.

01:06:54.520 Oh, fuck.

01:07:04.400 What did I leak?

01:07:14.200 Okay, good.

01:07:14.780 I didn't mean to get any bad.

01:07:16.040 Fuck, I did not know.

01:07:16.900 I did not know that was on...

01:07:19.700 I did not know that shit was on my screen, bro.

01:07:28.080 There wasn't anything bad.

01:07:29.620 Huh.

01:07:30.820 Alhamdulillah.

01:07:31.740 Updates, nudes, leaked.

01:07:33.020 Dude.

01:07:35.200 Good.

01:07:35.620 I don't understand that.

01:07:40.900 Because there is absolutely no evidence that this man thinks about anybody but himself.

01:07:58.360 I've said it before.

01:08:05.100 Donald Trump is a 78-year-old billionaire who has not stopped whining about his problems

01:08:11.380 since he rode down his golden escalator nine years ago.

01:08:17.700 You've got the tweets in all caps.

01:08:22.280 The ranting and the raving about crazy conspiracy theories.

01:08:26.380 You've got the two-hour speeches.

01:08:31.740 Word salad.

01:08:33.460 Just, you know, it's like Fidel Castro.

01:08:38.740 Just on and on.

01:08:40.400 Constant attempts to...

01:08:42.000 He's a great speaker, bro.

01:08:43.680 He might be one of the most genocidal presidents of all time, but he is a great speaker.

01:08:47.460 Like, you don't even know what he's talking about and he sounds trustworthy.

01:08:50.400 To sell you stuff.

01:08:51.780 Who does that?

01:08:52.520 Arden is very serious.

01:08:53.900 He literally asked you twice.

01:08:55.300 Why don't you confirm it with TARV and everyone?

01:08:58.660 Stop being dewy and take the deal.

01:09:00.660 SSB is so good for you.

01:09:02.380 Well, I mean, okay, you're saying that...

01:09:05.680 I've come to learn, like, in the industry when it comes to offers like that and phrases like that,

01:09:11.640 it's better to just...

01:09:12.300 In general, it's better to not come off too opportunistic or anything.

01:09:19.920 Just, like, let things happen naturally.

01:09:21.800 That's the way to go.

01:09:23.320 Let things happen naturally.

01:09:24.980 If it's supposed to happen, it's going to happen.

01:09:27.360 You know?

01:09:27.780 With anything.

01:09:28.580 If it's going to be good for you, then it's going to be good for you.

01:09:30.660 Well, who knows?

01:09:33.240 Like, I think I'm better...

01:09:34.180 I think I'm a pretty good solo, too.

01:09:35.600 Okay, so I've been so busy bonking students and now it's time for the dads and the older brothers to have a go.

01:09:40.520 So, dads, are you ready to bonk me?

01:09:42.420 Yeah!

01:09:44.060 I am one lucky.

01:09:44.860 Someone said, no SBB, you will lose aura.

01:09:47.100 I'm so glad I graduated because now I'm out of this gump and now it's time to work hard and grind and change the fucking world.

01:09:54.200 Fire, fire.

01:09:55.800 The city, the sky, the sky, yeah.

01:10:00.500 Do heaven got a penthouse that I can rent out?

01:10:04.300 I can see Rick James with his feet up on Prince's couch.

01:10:07.480 Always wanted to know that Biggie get a big house.

01:10:10.400 Do Pac got a thug mansion?

01:10:12.240 Is it pimped out?

01:10:13.680 Is it a place for the Jews and the Gentiles?

01:10:16.140 I heard street niggas ain't in the top percentile.

01:10:19.420 Real fast, my wife want to know, do y'all got a gym now?

01:10:22.200 She talking about she's there trying to get her waist to slim down.

01:10:25.460 Anyhow, forgive me for the taxes that I didn't file.

01:10:28.660 I ain't even got back the money that I lent out.

01:10:31.680 Can't even have a corona, shit is getting wild.

01:10:34.460 Running around without a face mask like I'm Jim Brown.

01:10:37.680 Oh yeah, I heard about your son that you sent down.

01:10:41.060 I wish there was a place that I could send flowers.

01:10:43.380 My OG wrote me from the joint, you know, like a pen pile.

01:10:46.500 He asked if you could send a letter to the judge when he began trial.

01:10:49.740 Because we don't know when he'd give him now.

01:10:51.160 Ooh, child.

01:10:52.860 Nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one.

01:11:00.460 Man, he only has made no edits for me like that, man.

01:11:08.960 Happy birthday to him.

01:11:10.820 It's funny.

01:11:11.280 I remember like all these moments.

01:11:13.420 You know what's funny?

01:11:14.380 What I've never said publicly?

01:11:15.400 Actually, I got an eyebrow slit.

01:11:22.380 I think.

01:11:25.920 No, you know what?

01:11:26.680 No, I didn't.

01:11:28.060 No, I didn't.

01:11:32.140 That's not true, actually.

01:11:34.720 But like the correct way of doing so, you want to obviously make sure that you're doing this right.

01:11:39.880 So you have to tell the owner in advance what you're doing.

01:11:42.400 If they say no, then you move on to the next.

01:11:44.280 You know, it's that simple.

01:11:45.720 I plan on going to Neon and Prime, and I'll bring, you know, a couple of my boys with me.

01:11:49.900 I plan on doing some shit with them.

01:11:51.240 Hell yeah.

01:11:51.900 It'd be a good idea to get involved.

01:11:53.220 You know, guys, look, at the end of the day, I'm team kick.

01:11:55.600 And, you know, Neon has definitely calmed the fuck down from where he was a year ago.

01:11:59.740 So I have no issue with Neon.

01:12:01.140 And, you know, I generally wish the best for him.

01:12:03.280 And he's obviously doing great on kick.

01:12:04.740 So, like, let him do what he wants to do.

01:12:06.980 You know?

01:12:07.600 So it's great.

01:12:08.740 It's great to see the position he's in, what he's doing.

01:12:10.780 It's all because of you, brother.

01:12:11.600 You know, it's great.

01:12:12.880 It's all because of you, bro.

01:12:13.740 For real.

01:12:14.100 Real shit.

01:12:14.640 But, yeah.

01:12:15.140 Also, you know, I did see a couple of clips I like so far.

01:12:20.280 I like how Sam is holding her ground, backing things up, standing on business.

01:12:24.840 What the?

01:12:25.120 I didn't like how those, you know, those girls, they happen.

01:12:27.760 Nah, I'm not going to say too much.

01:12:28.820 Those girls happen to come in and start being disrespectful to their house.

01:12:32.060 And you.

01:12:34.480 I mean, you always look good, so.

01:12:36.500 Right.

01:12:37.120 And listen, man.

01:12:38.900 We just getting something to eat right now.

01:12:40.520 After them, we're going to go to motherfucking, uh-oh.

01:12:43.960 Choke with this?

01:12:45.180 I'll choke with this.

01:12:46.500 They have a big ass, stupid ass.

01:12:48.200 You know how mad white people are when they see this?

01:12:51.600 Prime, Milk, Snow Bunny in Germany, too.

01:12:54.420 In German?

01:12:55.140 Germany.

01:12:56.000 The whitest country in the world.

01:12:57.940 Hitler's looking back at this like,

01:13:01.420 Nein!

01:13:02.400 Nein!

01:13:03.100 And then all the white dudes in chat.

01:13:05.500 Ugh!

01:13:06.180 Ugh!

01:13:07.100 Ugh!

01:13:07.820 It's weird.

01:13:08.400 It's like the invasion in real time.

01:13:09.920 Like, he's just on a tour.

01:13:10.860 Literally wearing a do-rag and the 50-cent hat on top.

01:13:13.340 With the grill.

01:13:15.560 With a diamond grill and a diamond earring.

01:13:19.880 He's dressed like a 2005 thug.

01:13:23.660 Next to big mommy milkers and a Jesus piece right here.

01:13:28.180 This is the symbol of white supremacy right here.

01:13:32.780 And it's right next to a black.

01:13:35.000 It's too bad, bro.

01:13:35.920 I hate beer.

01:13:43.680 I hate beer.

01:13:48.300 I know.

01:13:54.260 Even the afterlife, Sneeko.

01:13:56.600 And before I have to answer to God and tell him why I said what I said about you and disrespecting you and outing your sins publicly,

01:14:03.420 I want you to know as a human, I apologize.

01:14:05.920 You don't ever have to talk to me another day in your life, brother, Hubert.

01:14:09.860 But I just want you to know, I've from day one always considered you a brother.

01:14:15.740 You've never used to be a brother.

01:14:18.680 Well, from nevertheless on my side, look.

01:14:21.240 Wow, you are so pretty.

01:14:22.740 Thank you.

01:14:23.620 Where country are you from?

01:14:24.640 Sierra Leone, an Irish.

01:14:26.300 Lovely to meet you.

01:14:26.740 I like how you're floating around streaming services.

01:14:30.940 Why haven't you streamed on Kikiet?

01:14:32.700 Why is Myron the only guy who multi-streams to Twitter?

01:14:36.560 I know InfoWars is a different beast, but their numbers are insane on Twitter.

01:14:40.740 I think the Twitter numbers are fake.

01:14:44.880 Should I stream on X too?

01:14:48.840 Why not?

01:14:51.120 Why not, actually?

01:14:53.320 What I've come to realize is that it's a different audience on each platform.

01:14:56.320 It's not like there's an audience that will follow you everywhere.

01:15:00.000 It's a different audience on each platform.

01:15:02.860 But I think the reason that X numbers look good is because it doesn't count the live viewers.

01:15:07.900 It doesn't count concurrent.

01:15:10.120 It just counts all the viewers.

01:15:13.000 Fuck it.

01:15:14.940 Rick, yeah, you think Myron Gate?

01:15:16.120 Fuck it, man.

01:15:18.480 Fuck it.

01:15:22.960 Yeah, X users are not concurrent.

01:15:25.160 They fix it?

01:15:25.880 How much does Alex Jones and InfoWars pull live?

01:15:28.760 Twitter hates you?

01:15:29.940 No, they don't.

01:15:30.820 I do really well on Twitter.

01:15:33.060 You know, fuck it.

01:15:33.620 Why not?

01:15:35.200 Yeah, shit.

01:15:35.860 The Mohammed of Jobs stuff would have been good, too.

01:15:38.580 So how much does Alex...

01:15:39.660 But even then, like, I think this shit might not be working.

01:15:42.640 Keep TTSing.

01:15:43.200 I want to talk to you guys.

01:15:47.940 Like, Letter from Bozzy, it says, like, it's got 4.8 million views.

01:15:50.560 If it was Lieutenant Dan, it would blow up considering the hype with him involving the

01:15:54.860 hurricane now.

01:15:59.740 You're right.

01:16:01.380 And I'm...

01:16:02.360 Oh, well, you know, I have to do that when I come back to Miami.

01:16:05.580 Lieutenant Dan.

01:16:07.640 What's his Twitter?

01:16:10.000 What's Lieutenant Dan's Twitter?

01:16:12.200 He had 1 million live?

01:16:13.760 Bro, there's no fucking way, bro.

01:16:15.840 There's no way Alex Jones had 1 million live.

01:16:22.140 Shut up, bro.

01:16:27.580 It definitely got 1 million views.

01:16:29.020 I think it got, like...

01:16:29.780 Yeah, I agree.

01:16:30.440 I think around 1 million.

01:16:33.540 Why haven't you streamed on X or platforms?

01:16:35.140 Actually, I did.

01:16:36.420 The one time I streamed on X was the first debate.

01:16:41.640 It was the Trump-Biden debate when Rumble did it.

01:16:44.840 When Rumble crashed.

01:16:48.080 It was the...

01:16:48.960 Yeah, it was that debate.

01:16:53.480 Yeah, he did like my editing, Koi.

01:16:54.920 I read the text on stream.

01:16:58.680 He said it...

01:16:59.180 He said it should...

01:17:00.140 My editing should be more sci-fi, but he didn't like how my edit ended.

01:17:05.980 X is too public?

01:17:06.820 No, what do you mean?

01:17:09.360 Streamed it with the Moroccan girl?

01:17:10.540 The Moroccan girl could be good content.

01:17:11.820 I ain't gonna lie, bro.

01:17:12.460 I don't know.

01:17:14.840 Of course you're gonna platform a criminal, no morals.

01:17:20.640 Shut the fuck up, nigga.

01:17:22.420 Shut up.

01:17:23.760 Shut up.

01:17:25.860 I don't know how to lower the TTS to $1, bro.

01:17:28.480 I honestly don't know how to.

01:17:31.880 Tell me what Lieutenant Dan's Twitter handle is.

01:17:34.720 He lives in Tampa?

01:17:39.100 What's his fucking...

01:17:40.400 Tell me his Twitter.

01:17:52.520 Next woman to podcast, get a purple tablecloth with Sneeko.

01:17:54.840 What's with Twitch TV written on it?

01:17:55.820 Nah.

01:17:57.000 Nah, I like the white tablecloth, bro.

01:18:03.020 Link me the fucking Lieutenant Dan.

01:18:04.660 What is his Twitter?

01:18:07.380 His handle is at pedo.

01:18:10.840 He's on TikTok.

01:18:11.560 Yeah, Aiden's kind of doing that thing.

01:18:20.300 I don't want to steal it from him.

01:18:22.480 You know that he has one?

01:18:23.300 Okay.

01:18:26.780 Remember when Sneeko abandoned us?

01:18:28.340 I'm right here right now, nigger.

01:18:30.160 I'm here now, you fucking nigger.

01:18:32.840 Nigger.

01:18:34.900 Streaming for free.

01:18:35.680 Click view post management to see actual.

01:18:55.120 Let's see.

01:19:00.700 How do you see the engagement?

01:19:05.680 You know, you can't even.

01:19:18.380 5 million.

01:19:19.180 Oh, okay.

01:19:19.920 So this is how many views it got.

01:19:21.020 It got 1 million views.

01:19:22.920 What's the difference between unique views and views?

01:19:28.140 Total number of times a video is viewed across all platforms.

01:19:33.120 Look how bad the retention is.

01:19:35.680 Total number of times a video is viewed across all posts.

01:19:41.040 Number of unique views for this video.

01:19:45.300 So unique views is the full, this is like the full retention?

01:19:54.780 Hmm.

01:19:55.740 That's not that good.

01:19:58.220 That shit should be better.

01:19:59.280 InfoWars gets 300k plus average and it's true he's had over a mil.

01:20:06.500 Will you always have the rumble stream up for backups if you get banned during a stream?

01:20:11.680 Also, what are the implications of doing campus IRLs?

01:20:15.120 I could do a campus IRL.

01:20:17.560 And, um, yeah, I could do campus IRLs.

01:20:24.740 And also, yeah, I'll always have rumble for backup.

01:20:30.640 That's good for an hour documentary.

01:20:31.940 Oh, damn.

01:20:36.260 I forgot that Alex Jones hates Islam.

01:20:38.060 Why did I forget about that?

01:20:44.620 But I gotta be real.

01:20:45.540 The people that hate Islam, these Christians that hate Islam, they don't even do it because

01:20:52.000 of anything about Islam.

01:20:53.360 They do that because they see Islam as a threat.

01:20:55.740 Not to democracy or not to America.

01:20:58.020 They see Islam as a threat to Christianity.

01:21:00.620 And not in a way like we're gonna kill Christianity, but they just see people converting.

01:21:05.780 That's the real threat.

01:21:07.140 They're afraid of people becoming Muslim because they don't want Christianity to die.

01:21:10.280 Not anything about Islam at all.

01:21:12.160 There's nothing that they can say that's valid about Islam.

01:21:15.020 They have no arguments for it.

01:21:17.500 Oh, they'd be watching porn!

01:21:19.960 What?

01:21:20.900 A rabbi owns Pornhub and then people, like...

01:21:25.300 Bro, they allow gay pride flags in church.

01:21:27.660 So to call that deviant is ludicrous.

01:21:31.200 There's no argument.

01:21:32.520 There's no argument for these people.

01:21:33.660 They're just afraid of Islam becoming more popular than Christianity.

01:21:36.760 That's it.

01:21:39.020 That's it.

01:21:40.840 That's the real fear.

01:22:01.220 What's the code?

01:22:02.600 Anyone respond to this?

01:22:03.660 You think one day the whole world will be fully Islamic?

01:22:09.080 No, I don't think so.

01:22:10.620 I don't think it's possible.

01:22:14.040 I don't think so.

01:22:14.760 I don't think so.

01:22:14.800 I don't think so.

01:22:25.900 I don't think so.

01:22:27.860 I don't think so.

01:22:29.740 See you next time.

01:22:59.740 I just think he just complains every time I see him in the community.

01:23:25.740 As for content ideas on Monkey, this is crazy bro.

01:23:34.740 It's got an explore page.

01:23:36.740 I just think he just complains every time I see him in the community.

01:23:48.740 Your sleep schedule is fucked up?

01:23:54.740 I know it is, bro.

01:23:55.840 I should go to sleep.

01:23:56.680 I gotta wake up for gym on a mall.

01:23:58.980 And I gotta take a flight.

01:24:00.820 Fucking hell, bro.

01:24:01.660 Back to the fucking airport.

01:24:10.660 Hello?

01:24:13.660 What's good?

01:24:16.660 Okay.

01:24:17.240 26, Miami.

01:24:22.820 I'm about to sleep.

01:24:35.160 I can't even do this right now.

01:24:36.860 Love you guys.

01:24:37.980 I'm gonna be back tomorrow.

01:24:39.540 I gotta figure something out.

01:24:41.380 We gotta own Benjamin Friday or Saturday.

01:24:43.880 Looking forward to that.

01:24:45.120 I'm trying to get more collabs in.

01:24:47.100 That's why, what's the move?

01:24:48.360 I gotta keep collabing more.

01:24:50.940 Gotta go grind.

01:24:51.740 I gotta grind, grind, grind, grind, grind.

01:24:53.280 Love you guys.

01:24:59.140 Long and low speech.

01:25:00.000 Hope you enjoyed both streams today.

01:25:01.120 I was live for like 12 hours today.

01:25:03.360 Okay.

SNEAKO - October 11, 2024

5AM SECRET RUMBLE STREAM

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