SNEAKO - January 21, 2025


I Snuck into the Trump inaugural ball!

Hosted by
Nicolas Kenn De Balinthazy
Mentioned
Trump Dean Withers Parker Salam Malik Pete Harry Simpson Forrest Gump Liberty Bell Harry Sisson Larry Phil Bryce Hall Joe Biden Ching-chong-lay Kysonette Sopranos Soprano Carmelo Hornhub Grazie and 7 more
BAN PORNHUB NOT TIK TOK. I Snuck in Courtside at the Knicks vs. Nets game!

Episode Stats


Length

11 minutes

Words per minute

179.75

Word count

2,072

Sentence count

397

Harmful content

Misogyny

6

sentences flagged

Toxicity

71

sentences flagged

Hate speech

17

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Summary

Summaries generated with gmurro/bart-large-finetuned-filtered-spotify-podcast-summ .

Inauguration Day in Washington, D.C. First tuxedo ever. Inauguration day is a big day in the United States of America, and we're here to talk about it. We talk about the inaugural parade being canceled because of the weather, the Women's march being cancelled because of rain, and the Inaugural ball being held in the rain.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 Who'd you vote for?
00:00:00.820 I actually didn't vote for Kamala.
00:00:01.960 What?
00:00:02.340 I didn't vote for Kamala, yeah.
00:00:09.320 Is this Nico?
00:00:10.320 Yeah, I know, man.
00:00:11.260 Thank you for your service.
00:00:12.100 I appreciate that, right?
00:00:13.140 I am, I am.
00:00:13.880 Nice to meet you.
00:00:14.340 Salam, Malik.
00:00:14.880 Oh, Malik, Salam. 0.96
00:00:16.680 What do you think of Harry Simpson?
00:00:18.060 It's a joke. 1.00
00:00:18.640 He's a clown. 1.00
00:00:19.800 Dean Withers as well. 1.00
00:00:21.300 Clown. 0.81
00:00:23.360 Great to see you, Pete. 0.91
00:00:24.480 I love Soprano so much, man.
00:00:30.000 I've been too long, I'm glad to be back.
00:00:32.140 Yes, I don't know that news.
00:00:34.080 All right.
00:00:34.880 USA!
00:00:36.200 USA!
00:00:37.380 USA!
00:00:38.920 Is that place home?
00:00:40.240 What's up, dude?
00:00:42.300 $50,000.
00:00:43.860 This is $50,000.
00:00:47.600 All right, it is Inauguration Day.
00:00:49.620 We're live in Washington, D.C.
00:00:51.420 It's been a hectic couple days.
00:00:53.080 Everything's been postponed and pushed around.
00:00:55.100 The parade was canceled because of the weather,
00:00:56.880 maybe because they want to avoid some sort of event.
00:00:59.580 I'll put it lightly, for safety precautions.
00:01:01.700 That's why I think they're doing it.
00:01:02.720 We're going to the Liberty Ball later,
00:01:04.500 but I just realized that I am too informal
00:01:06.500 with a black suit.
00:01:07.480 Just got a text saying that I need a tuck.
00:01:09.360 I don't know where I'm going to find a tuck right now.
00:01:19.080 It's good to see white people having fun, huh? 0.99
00:01:21.320 Good old Caucasian moves. 0.99
00:01:23.400 Woo! 0.99
00:01:24.320 Rocket hero!
00:01:25.720 It looks like when Forrest Gump
00:01:26.860 returned from the army after Vietnam.
00:01:28.420 It's a beautiful contrast.
00:01:30.100 The first day we came here,
00:01:31.060 we went to a feminist protest.
00:01:32.440 Today, it's just all good energy.
00:01:34.260 Love America. 0.99
00:01:35.340 No freakazoids with pussy hats and weird signs. 0.99
00:01:38.680 Let's get this tuxedo. 0.99
00:01:39.860 Leave Trump bracelets.
00:01:41.260 For free.
00:01:42.060 Free?
00:01:42.580 Nothing in this country is free.
00:01:43.980 Stop lying.
00:01:44.760 Of course it is.
00:01:45.640 That's why it's the land of the freedom. 1.00
00:01:47.380 Because of the fucking brave. 1.00
00:01:48.800 There you go. 1.00
00:01:49.240 Because of the fucking brave, huh? 0.99
00:01:50.820 It's also MLK Day today, I forgot. 0.99
00:01:52.420 The funniest thing I saw today was during Trump's inauguration speech,
00:01:56.280 they brought on this black passage.
00:01:57.860 It's, hallelujah!
00:01:59.080 Let freedom ring!
00:02:00.480 Free at last!
00:02:01.660 Free at last!
00:02:02.160 It looked like a 20s cartoon of a black dude.
00:02:04.860 Oh, Lord Almighty, from the lands of Georgia to the fields of Harlem. 0.99
00:02:08.600 And you just see Trump laughing at him like this fucking, this, and he didn't say it. 0.99
00:02:13.300 And then Elon went all the way up there and fucking boom! 0.99
00:02:16.060 Like, Elon! 0.99
00:02:17.040 Boom, bam! 0.79
00:02:17.800 Did you see Elon's salute at the speech?
00:02:20.380 He went, he went boom!
00:02:21.560 Yeah, I don't know.
00:02:22.280 Oh, he went all the way up there.
00:02:23.820 Good to meet you. 1.00
00:02:24.760 It's a bust a clip in his face, pussy, and his beef ain't over. 1.00
00:02:27.980 Man, he, man. 1.00
00:02:31.920 Flip-flops?
00:02:32.820 Can you zoom in on his flip-flops before we leave? 0.97
00:02:35.240 Nigga. 1.00
00:02:35.940 It's like...
00:02:36.600 It's not even cold, dude!
00:02:39.100 What was your favorite moment from the inauguration speech?
00:02:41.360 Was it the free at last guy or Elon's Roman salute?
00:02:44.420 Uh, it was just all good.
00:02:46.080 Yeah, he was a liberal group.
00:02:47.160 First one in a while.
00:02:48.500 Look how they have to use the Palestinian flag. 0.98
00:02:51.300 It's people like this that ruined the Palestine movement, putting black power and trans flags next to Palestine. 0.99
00:02:57.620 If you did any of that activity in Palestine, I don't think you'd be waving that flag very long. 0.97
00:03:02.280 All right, so, first tuxedo ever.
00:03:03.920 We're going to the Liberty Ball tonight.
00:03:05.580 It doesn't really get more formal than that.
00:03:06.680 I know, right.
00:03:07.140 How do you get more formal?
00:03:08.220 This is royalty in America.
00:03:09.740 I mean, maybe just royalty in Europe, I guess.
00:03:11.980 I can stay over there with their spaghetti and their communism.
00:03:14.520 This is where you need a tux.
00:03:17.160 Um, I'll take the blue.
00:03:20.180 It's okay.
00:03:20.580 You're taking blue?
00:03:20.700 Yeah, for brevity's sake.
00:03:22.080 I'll take the blue like a Democrat. 0.52
00:03:23.880 Who'd you vote for?
00:03:24.680 I actually did vote for Kamala.
00:03:25.800 What?
00:03:26.180 I didn't vote for Kamala, yeah.
00:03:28.660 Is that why you gave me a sneaky blue one?
00:03:30.540 Actually, yeah.
00:03:31.260 I was lying to you, man.
00:03:32.500 Oh, my.
00:03:32.620 I'm a covert agent.
00:03:33.800 Agent for destiny over here.
00:03:35.380 Oh, no.
00:03:36.620 I feel like deporting an illegal immigrant right now. 1.00
00:03:38.900 You ever heard about the old Trump method is a pullout method?
00:03:42.600 Oh, yeah.
00:03:43.820 That's the MAGA method. 0.68
00:03:44.980 Pull out and spray it on Mexico. 0.99
00:03:46.180 And Vice, if you're going to go on a trip where there's an event and there's convention center,
00:03:53.760 always get a hotel downtown. 0.95
00:03:55.760 Airbnb sucks, first off. 0.96
00:03:56.960 They overcharge you. 1.00
00:03:57.680 Someone's spying on you. 1.00
00:03:58.900 They're jerking off to you naked, sleeping. 1.00
00:04:00.700 Don't do an Airbnb. 1.00
00:04:01.760 You're going to be all the way in the burbs.
00:04:03.200 Everybody else, Myron, Fresh, Gary, they're staying in like Virginia and Delaware, 45-minute
00:04:07.240 Uber away.
00:04:08.120 Look how hectic it is already.
00:04:09.220 When you travel, always want to get a hotel downtown where everything is happening.
00:04:12.840 Got tickets.
00:04:13.880 Shout out to Justin, by the way.
00:04:14.960 We're going to go link up to him.
00:04:15.740 He's waiting at the bar downstairs.
00:04:17.080 Got me the ticket.
00:04:17.880 They're going for $50,000.
00:04:19.860 I feel like Gary the Numbers guy.
00:04:21.040 I want to wave it around in public.
00:04:22.500 $50,000.
00:04:23.560 Just go up to people on the street.
00:04:26.000 $50,000. 0.98
00:04:27.440 And I just got one because I'm that nigga.
00:04:30.080 Okay, so the party that we went to last night was how much?
00:04:32.780 So general admission was $15,000 a ticket online.
00:04:36.140 $15,000, that vlog from yesterday with Brett Cooper and Trump's grandson.
00:04:39.980 Yes, and VIP was like $35,000.
00:04:43.080 If you had one of the silver wristbands on it, it was $35,000 for a ticket.
00:04:46.300 And I got in free with the press pass.
00:04:48.360 Tonight, you can't purchase any tickets.
00:04:50.660 You have to either have your name registered or somebody else that has them.
00:04:55.280 I had somebody offer me $25,000 earlier and I turned it down.
00:04:58.860 It's very, very impossible to get into this event.
00:05:01.820 Succeedos on.
00:05:02.520 Thor, you ready?
00:05:03.260 Let's do this.
00:05:04.160 We've got to celebrate and fall out.
00:05:05.640 I'm very glad I got my camera in.
00:05:07.260 It was a 50-50 shot.
00:05:08.540 Well, we're good to go.
00:05:09.720 We're through.
00:05:10.360 Security guard said, hey, Liberty Ball.
00:05:12.400 Trump should be here soon.
00:05:13.660 Right now, he's signing executive orders.
00:05:15.480 Thank you.
00:05:15.920 And I can vlog.
00:05:27.420 Hey.
00:05:28.220 It's good.
00:05:29.720 Hey, how you doing, man?
00:05:30.840 Good.
00:05:31.160 Nice tux.
00:05:31.960 Hey, thank you.
00:05:32.700 This tie is like a...
00:05:34.720 I have a flip-on too.
00:05:35.620 Don't tell anybody.
00:05:36.120 It's great to meet you.
00:05:38.640 I love Sopranos so much, man.
00:05:41.340 I mean, just re-watching it for the third time.
00:05:43.260 Oh, really?
00:05:43.780 Yeah.
00:05:44.860 That's cool.
00:05:45.560 I'm surprised you don't have much of an accent.
00:05:48.340 Nah, man.
00:05:48.880 I grew up...
00:05:49.440 I was born in Italy, but I grew up in the States.
00:05:52.620 Oh, okay.
00:05:53.120 The dance scenes with Carmelo are so great.
00:05:56.360 Can I get a picture with you?
00:05:59.460 Grazie.
00:06:00.080 Thank you so much.
00:06:00.820 Really honored to meet you.
00:06:02.140 I don't know if you guys watch The Sopranos, but that's the Italian guy from The Sopranos.
00:06:06.400 One of my favorite TV shows.
00:06:08.320 To meet him is just insane.
00:06:10.160 What is he doing here?
00:06:11.100 I thought he was in Napoli.
00:06:12.160 Hey, we won.
00:06:23.920 Hey, we won.
00:06:25.080 We won.
00:06:25.420 We won.
00:06:25.480 We won.
00:06:25.520 We won.
00:06:25.580 We won.
00:06:26.000 Last time I seen you.
00:06:27.160 I saw you guys.
00:06:30.180 I saw that whole mess.
00:06:31.060 Yeah, that was crazy, bro.
00:06:32.280 We're in the MAGA hat.
00:06:33.220 Yep.
00:06:33.620 But look what we doing, y'all.
00:06:34.820 We're out and proud.
00:06:35.920 We're out and proud.
00:06:36.700 We won.
00:06:37.080 Come on, man.
00:06:38.640 You are.
00:06:38.860 Hey, my little brother want to meet you.
00:06:41.500 Hey, great to meet you.
00:06:43.180 I'll meet you, man.
00:06:43.620 I watch a lot of your stuff.
00:06:44.600 I can talk.
00:06:45.060 What's your name?
00:06:45.840 Larry Phil.
00:06:46.540 Parents.
00:06:47.020 Great to meet you.
00:06:48.200 Fresh!
00:06:51.640 Fresh!
00:06:52.940 Bro, you look cold. 0.99
00:06:54.340 I think you're the only black guy here. 0.99
00:06:59.360 Fresh, get out! 0.99
00:07:08.860 Your brother, your cousin.
00:07:13.660 Hey, your cousin, bro.
00:07:15.300 Really, bro?
00:07:16.000 Ching-chong-lay. 1.00
00:07:17.200 Really, dude?
00:07:17.960 I'm just saying, bro.
00:07:19.040 Family.
00:07:20.520 Let's say hi.
00:07:21.500 Maybe he has a sister that you might be into.
00:07:28.220 Nico.
00:07:28.740 Hey, what's up, man?
00:07:29.520 Love you, homie.
00:07:30.060 Love your work.
00:07:30.760 Oh, appreciate that.
00:07:31.480 Is that Bryce Hall?
00:07:32.520 What's up, dude? 1.00
00:07:33.820 I saw your fucking Twitter videos. 1.00
00:07:36.720 It was good, right? 1.00
00:07:37.340 Yeah.
00:07:37.520 Yeah.
00:07:38.380 George!
00:07:38.900 What's up, man?
00:07:39.820 Izzy, how you doing, bro?
00:07:40.900 Good, good.
00:07:41.440 Long time.
00:07:41.880 Have we ever met in person?
00:07:42.820 You doing this thing?
00:07:43.840 The little Twitter vlog.
00:07:45.000 Hey, how you doing?
00:07:45.760 Oh, my gosh, man.
00:07:46.360 Great to see you.
00:07:46.980 Oh, my God.
00:07:47.380 You're looking good.
00:07:48.100 What'd you think about that rabbi speaking at the inauguration speech?
00:07:51.640 They're like, what, 2% of the population?
00:07:53.900 And they're...
00:07:54.220 But Judeo-Christian values.
00:07:56.460 I didn't see no imam up there.
00:07:59.040 No, there wasn't any salam alaykums.
00:08:00.720 I don't even know what Judeo-Christian means.
00:08:02.600 This is a Christian country.
00:08:03.560 What about that pastor who was free last, free last?
00:08:06.880 I liked him.
00:08:07.960 I liked him.
00:08:08.960 Good black.
00:08:10.220 What's about you?
00:08:10.680 What do I mention, man?
00:08:11.820 Yeah.
00:08:12.380 Two Rumble streamers.
00:08:13.400 I told him, sign Kysonette. 0.99
00:08:15.860 Yeah.
00:08:16.180 Sign Speed.
00:08:17.100 Oh, you're the reason they got scammed for $20 million.
00:08:19.600 To do eight streams.
00:08:21.220 Oh, okay.
00:08:21.700 So, he's the reason that Rumble got ruined by two Gen Z streamers who didn't do anything. 1.00
00:08:26.740 I told them, hey, Chris, I think this guy, these black people, these monkeys, they were 1.00
00:08:31.580 You know what? 0.89
00:08:31.860 See, you're a conservative, but you're still putting it on for the brothers.
00:08:34.480 You're still putting it on for the brothers.
00:08:35.880 I'm making sure they start it.
00:08:36.760 On MLK Day.
00:08:38.120 Look, bro.
00:08:38.860 You gotta do what you gotta do.
00:08:40.080 Are you cool being on Hornhub right now?
00:08:42.460 What are y'all doing here?
00:08:43.640 What are you doing here?
00:08:44.500 What are you doing here?
00:08:45.240 What are you doing here?
00:08:46.080 Hey, long time no see.
00:08:47.720 Pump.
00:08:48.040 Great to see you, my boy.
00:08:49.140 How you been, bro?
00:08:49.840 Everything good.
00:08:50.300 You feeling good?
00:08:51.340 How's everything?
00:08:52.680 Pump in a suit.
00:08:53.640 I've never seen this drip on a little pump, man.
00:08:55.680 Come on, stop playing with it, man.
00:08:57.920 Head to toe.
00:08:58.740 And he's smelling good, too.
00:08:59.900 How was the inauguration so far?
00:09:01.840 It was amazing, man.
00:09:03.500 We see Trump come back into office.
00:09:05.440 It was a great feeling. 0.99
00:09:06.660 Bro, he did more than what Joe Biden did in fucking four years in one day. 0.98
00:09:10.240 Before he was even president, I was... 0.99
00:09:12.300 You don't even know how to take a picture.
00:09:13.720 Wait, how old are you?
00:09:16.320 Are you not old enough for me?
00:09:19.020 I'm free!
00:09:20.300 I don't even know how this happened, but we're here. 1.00
00:09:35.360 I'm going to suck my fucking dick, Eminem. 1.00
00:09:38.000 The Lions lost and you lost, too. 1.00
00:09:39.540 And the Lions lost.
00:09:40.540 Great to see you, Pete.
00:09:42.540 The last time I saw you was in Detroit, I know.
00:09:44.920 Yeah.
00:09:45.560 This is a 78-year-old man grinding all day long 0.98
00:09:56.940 to the White House, the different balls, 0.78
00:10:00.420 Inauguration.
00:10:02.740 How does he get tired of this? 1.00
00:10:11.320 The gayest shit about Trump. 1.00
00:10:14.260 Hulk's team just acts like the Secret Service and skips every line. 1.00
00:10:17.740 That's crazy.
00:10:18.980 Look at that line, bro.
00:10:20.680 USA!
00:10:21.660 USA!
00:10:22.940 USA!
00:10:23.900 One, two, three.
00:10:25.920 What do you think of Harry Sisson?
00:10:27.160 He's a joke. 0.99
00:10:27.720 He gets a clown, bro. 0.99
00:10:29.020 He needs to get out of politics. 0.98
00:10:30.060 Dean Withers as well. 0.99
00:10:31.280 Clown. 0.98
00:10:32.360 Who else? 1.00
00:10:32.940 Parker.
00:10:33.640 Oh, bro.
00:10:35.000 He needs a white duke for Harris.
00:10:36.400 Oh.
00:10:36.920 Get out, bro.
00:10:38.120 Rate the ball one through ten.
00:10:40.600 Six.
00:10:41.360 So, Fresh, we're going to go to the brothel with Pump. 1.00
00:10:43.040 You ready? 1.00
00:10:43.380 I'm going to go to the fucking brothel, baby. 1.00
00:10:44.960 I'm ready. 1.00
00:10:45.440 That's the wrong.
00:10:45.760 That's the wrong. 0.95
00:10:45.940 Parker, the brothel. 0.94
00:10:46.820 Let's go. 0.89
00:10:47.060 That's the wrong.
00:10:47.620 Yo, you want me to spin a 16?
00:10:50.580 It's your boy E.
00:10:51.800 Real McCoy G.
00:10:53.260 I did girl wet as a Brandon Roy 3.
00:10:55.540 I got 15s and 30s. 0.93
00:10:57.140 My 16s is dirty. 1.00
00:10:58.820 You just a fat man. 1.00
00:11:00.160 Miss teens and jerseys. 1.00
00:11:03.440 Uh.
00:11:04.920 I don't know what the hell is. 0.98
00:11:06.460 Both of you. 0.97
00:11:06.900 We were in the barracks together.
00:11:08.600 There's no way.
00:11:09.240 Yeah, we were.
00:11:09.920 Is this Nico?
00:11:10.700 Yeah, how you doing, man?
00:11:11.540 It's Nico.
00:11:11.780 How you doing?
00:11:12.220 Thank you for your service.
00:11:13.120 I appreciate that.
00:11:13.600 You're Muslim, right?
00:11:14.120 I am, I am.
00:11:14.860 Nice to meet you.
00:11:15.320 Salaam alaikum.
00:11:15.920 Oh, alaikum salam.
00:11:16.720 Okay, I thought you were going to say
00:11:17.760 we fight you guys in the Middle East.
00:11:19.280 No.
00:11:19.920 Wait, can I get a picture with you?
00:11:20.920 Of course you can, yeah.
00:11:21.900 Absolutely.
00:11:22.500 Appreciate it.
00:11:24.020 God bless.
00:11:25.300 Yeah, he got that.
00:11:26.440 Let's go.
00:11:27.220 We got to run to the telly.
00:11:29.880 Come on, Fresh.
00:11:30.520 She's supposed to be faster than me. 1.00