SNEAKO - January 21, 2025


I Snuck into the Trump inaugural ball!


Episode Stats

Length

11 minutes

Words per Minute

179.74669

Word Count

2,072

Sentence Count

310

Misogynist Sentences

6

Hate Speech Sentences

17


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Who'd you vote for?
00:00:00.820 I actually didn't vote for Kamala.
00:00:01.960 What?
00:00:02.340 I didn't vote for Kamala, yeah.
00:00:09.320 Is this Nico?
00:00:10.320 Yeah, I know, man.
00:00:11.260 Thank you for your service.
00:00:12.100 I appreciate that, right?
00:00:13.140 I am, I am.
00:00:13.880 Nice to meet you.
00:00:14.340 Salam, Malik.
00:00:14.880 Oh, Malik, Salam.
00:00:16.680 What do you think of Harry Simpson?
00:00:18.060 It's a joke.
00:00:18.640 He's a clown.
00:00:19.800 Dean Withers as well.
00:00:21.300 Clown.
00:00:23.360 Great to see you, Pete.
00:00:24.480 I love Soprano so much, man.
00:00:30.000 I've been too long, I'm glad to be back.
00:00:32.140 Yes, I don't know that news.
00:00:34.080 All right.
00:00:34.880 USA!
00:00:36.200 USA!
00:00:37.380 USA!
00:00:38.920 Is that place home?
00:00:40.240 What's up, dude?
00:00:42.300 $50,000.
00:00:43.860 This is $50,000.
00:00:47.600 All right, it is Inauguration Day.
00:00:49.620 We're live in Washington, D.C.
00:00:51.420 It's been a hectic couple days.
00:00:53.080 Everything's been postponed and pushed around.
00:00:55.100 The parade was canceled because of the weather,
00:00:56.880 maybe because they want to avoid some sort of event.
00:00:59.580 I'll put it lightly, for safety precautions.
00:01:01.700 That's why I think they're doing it.
00:01:02.720 We're going to the Liberty Ball later,
00:01:04.500 but I just realized that I am too informal
00:01:06.500 with a black suit.
00:01:07.480 Just got a text saying that I need a tuck.
00:01:09.360 I don't know where I'm going to find a tuck right now.
00:01:19.080 It's good to see white people having fun, huh?
00:01:21.320 Good old Caucasian moves.
00:01:23.400 Woo!
00:01:24.320 Rocket hero!
00:01:25.720 It looks like when Forrest Gump
00:01:26.860 returned from the army after Vietnam.
00:01:28.420 It's a beautiful contrast.
00:01:30.100 The first day we came here,
00:01:31.060 we went to a feminist protest.
00:01:32.440 Today, it's just all good energy.
00:01:34.260 Love America.
00:01:35.340 No freakazoids with pussy hats and weird signs.
00:01:38.680 Let's get this tuxedo.
00:01:39.860 Leave Trump bracelets.
00:01:41.260 For free.
00:01:42.060 Free?
00:01:42.580 Nothing in this country is free.
00:01:43.980 Stop lying.
00:01:44.760 Of course it is.
00:01:45.640 That's why it's the land of the freedom.
00:01:47.380 Because of the fucking brave.
00:01:48.800 There you go.
00:01:49.240 Because of the fucking brave, huh?
00:01:50.820 It's also MLK Day today, I forgot.
00:01:52.420 The funniest thing I saw today was during Trump's inauguration speech,
00:01:56.280 they brought on this black passage.
00:01:57.860 It's, hallelujah!
00:01:59.080 Let freedom ring!
00:02:00.480 Free at last!
00:02:01.660 Free at last!
00:02:02.160 It looked like a 20s cartoon of a black dude.
00:02:04.860 Oh, Lord Almighty, from the lands of Georgia to the fields of Harlem.
00:02:08.600 And you just see Trump laughing at him like this fucking, this, and he didn't say it.
00:02:13.300 And then Elon went all the way up there and fucking boom!
00:02:16.060 Like, Elon!
00:02:17.040 Boom, bam!
00:02:17.800 Did you see Elon's salute at the speech?
00:02:20.380 He went, he went boom!
00:02:21.560 Yeah, I don't know.
00:02:22.280 Oh, he went all the way up there.
00:02:23.820 Good to meet you.
00:02:24.760 It's a bust a clip in his face, pussy, and his beef ain't over.
00:02:27.980 Man, he, man.
00:02:31.920 Flip-flops?
00:02:32.820 Can you zoom in on his flip-flops before we leave?
00:02:35.240 Nigga.
00:02:35.940 It's like...
00:02:36.600 It's not even cold, dude!
00:02:39.100 What was your favorite moment from the inauguration speech?
00:02:41.360 Was it the free at last guy or Elon's Roman salute?
00:02:44.420 Uh, it was just all good.
00:02:46.080 Yeah, he was a liberal group.
00:02:47.160 First one in a while.
00:02:48.500 Look how they have to use the Palestinian flag.
00:02:51.300 It's people like this that ruined the Palestine movement, putting black power and trans flags next to Palestine.
00:02:57.620 If you did any of that activity in Palestine, I don't think you'd be waving that flag very long.
00:03:02.280 All right, so, first tuxedo ever.
00:03:03.920 We're going to the Liberty Ball tonight.
00:03:05.580 It doesn't really get more formal than that.
00:03:06.680 I know, right.
00:03:07.140 How do you get more formal?
00:03:08.220 This is royalty in America.
00:03:09.740 I mean, maybe just royalty in Europe, I guess.
00:03:11.980 I can stay over there with their spaghetti and their communism.
00:03:14.520 This is where you need a tux.
00:03:17.160 Um, I'll take the blue.
00:03:20.180 It's okay.
00:03:20.580 You're taking blue?
00:03:20.700 Yeah, for brevity's sake.
00:03:22.080 I'll take the blue like a Democrat.
00:03:23.880 Who'd you vote for?
00:03:24.680 I actually did vote for Kamala.
00:03:25.800 What?
00:03:26.180 I didn't vote for Kamala, yeah.
00:03:28.660 Is that why you gave me a sneaky blue one?
00:03:30.540 Actually, yeah.
00:03:31.260 I was lying to you, man.
00:03:32.500 Oh, my.
00:03:32.620 I'm a covert agent.
00:03:33.800 Agent for destiny over here.
00:03:35.380 Oh, no.
00:03:36.620 I feel like deporting an illegal immigrant right now.
00:03:38.900 You ever heard about the old Trump method is a pullout method?
00:03:42.600 Oh, yeah.
00:03:43.820 That's the MAGA method.
00:03:44.980 Pull out and spray it on Mexico.
00:03:46.180 And Vice, if you're going to go on a trip where there's an event and there's convention center,
00:03:53.760 always get a hotel downtown.
00:03:55.760 Airbnb sucks, first off.
00:03:56.960 They overcharge you.
00:03:57.680 Someone's spying on you.
00:03:58.900 They're jerking off to you naked, sleeping.
00:04:00.700 Don't do an Airbnb.
00:04:01.760 You're going to be all the way in the burbs.
00:04:03.200 Everybody else, Myron, Fresh, Gary, they're staying in like Virginia and Delaware, 45-minute
00:04:07.240 Uber away.
00:04:08.120 Look how hectic it is already.
00:04:09.220 When you travel, always want to get a hotel downtown where everything is happening.
00:04:12.840 Got tickets.
00:04:13.880 Shout out to Justin, by the way.
00:04:14.960 We're going to go link up to him.
00:04:15.740 He's waiting at the bar downstairs.
00:04:17.080 Got me the ticket.
00:04:17.880 They're going for $50,000.
00:04:19.860 I feel like Gary the Numbers guy.
00:04:21.040 I want to wave it around in public.
00:04:22.500 $50,000.
00:04:23.560 Just go up to people on the street.
00:04:26.000 $50,000.
00:04:27.440 And I just got one because I'm that nigga.
00:04:30.080 Okay, so the party that we went to last night was how much?
00:04:32.780 So general admission was $15,000 a ticket online.
00:04:36.140 $15,000, that vlog from yesterday with Brett Cooper and Trump's grandson.
00:04:39.980 Yes, and VIP was like $35,000.
00:04:43.080 If you had one of the silver wristbands on it, it was $35,000 for a ticket.
00:04:46.300 And I got in free with the press pass.
00:04:48.360 Tonight, you can't purchase any tickets.
00:04:50.660 You have to either have your name registered or somebody else that has them.
00:04:55.280 I had somebody offer me $25,000 earlier and I turned it down.
00:04:58.860 It's very, very impossible to get into this event.
00:05:01.820 Succeedos on.
00:05:02.520 Thor, you ready?
00:05:03.260 Let's do this.
00:05:04.160 We've got to celebrate and fall out.
00:05:05.640 I'm very glad I got my camera in.
00:05:07.260 It was a 50-50 shot.
00:05:08.540 Well, we're good to go.
00:05:09.720 We're through.
00:05:10.360 Security guard said, hey, Liberty Ball.
00:05:12.400 Trump should be here soon.
00:05:13.660 Right now, he's signing executive orders.
00:05:15.480 Thank you.
00:05:15.920 And I can vlog.
00:05:27.420 Hey.
00:05:28.220 It's good.
00:05:29.720 Hey, how you doing, man?
00:05:30.840 Good.
00:05:31.160 Nice tux.
00:05:31.960 Hey, thank you.
00:05:32.700 This tie is like a...
00:05:34.720 I have a flip-on too.
00:05:35.620 Don't tell anybody.
00:05:36.120 It's great to meet you.
00:05:38.640 I love Sopranos so much, man.
00:05:41.340 I mean, just re-watching it for the third time.
00:05:43.260 Oh, really?
00:05:43.780 Yeah.
00:05:44.860 That's cool.
00:05:45.560 I'm surprised you don't have much of an accent.
00:05:48.340 Nah, man.
00:05:48.880 I grew up...
00:05:49.440 I was born in Italy, but I grew up in the States.
00:05:52.620 Oh, okay.
00:05:53.120 The dance scenes with Carmelo are so great.
00:05:56.360 Can I get a picture with you?
00:05:59.460 Grazie.
00:06:00.080 Thank you so much.
00:06:00.820 Really honored to meet you.
00:06:02.140 I don't know if you guys watch The Sopranos, but that's the Italian guy from The Sopranos.
00:06:06.400 One of my favorite TV shows.
00:06:08.320 To meet him is just insane.
00:06:10.160 What is he doing here?
00:06:11.100 I thought he was in Napoli.
00:06:12.160 Hey, we won.
00:06:23.920 Hey, we won.
00:06:25.080 We won.
00:06:25.420 We won.
00:06:25.480 We won.
00:06:25.520 We won.
00:06:25.580 We won.
00:06:26.000 Last time I seen you.
00:06:27.160 I saw you guys.
00:06:30.180 I saw that whole mess.
00:06:31.060 Yeah, that was crazy, bro.
00:06:32.280 We're in the MAGA hat.
00:06:33.220 Yep.
00:06:33.620 But look what we doing, y'all.
00:06:34.820 We're out and proud.
00:06:35.920 We're out and proud.
00:06:36.700 We won.
00:06:37.080 Come on, man.
00:06:38.640 You are.
00:06:38.860 Hey, my little brother want to meet you.
00:06:41.500 Hey, great to meet you.
00:06:43.180 I'll meet you, man.
00:06:43.620 I watch a lot of your stuff.
00:06:44.600 I can talk.
00:06:45.060 What's your name?
00:06:45.840 Larry Phil.
00:06:46.540 Parents.
00:06:47.020 Great to meet you.
00:06:48.200 Fresh!
00:06:51.640 Fresh!
00:06:52.940 Bro, you look cold.
00:06:54.340 I think you're the only black guy here.
00:06:59.360 Fresh, get out!
00:07:08.860 Your brother, your cousin.
00:07:13.660 Hey, your cousin, bro.
00:07:15.300 Really, bro?
00:07:16.000 Ching-chong-lay.
00:07:17.200 Really, dude?
00:07:17.960 I'm just saying, bro.
00:07:19.040 Family.
00:07:20.520 Let's say hi.
00:07:21.500 Maybe he has a sister that you might be into.
00:07:28.220 Nico.
00:07:28.740 Hey, what's up, man?
00:07:29.520 Love you, homie.
00:07:30.060 Love your work.
00:07:30.760 Oh, appreciate that.
00:07:31.480 Is that Bryce Hall?
00:07:32.520 What's up, dude?
00:07:33.820 I saw your fucking Twitter videos.
00:07:36.720 It was good, right?
00:07:37.340 Yeah.
00:07:37.520 Yeah.
00:07:38.380 George!
00:07:38.900 What's up, man?
00:07:39.820 Izzy, how you doing, bro?
00:07:40.900 Good, good.
00:07:41.440 Long time.
00:07:41.880 Have we ever met in person?
00:07:42.820 You doing this thing?
00:07:43.840 The little Twitter vlog.
00:07:45.000 Hey, how you doing?
00:07:45.760 Oh, my gosh, man.
00:07:46.360 Great to see you.
00:07:46.980 Oh, my God.
00:07:47.380 You're looking good.
00:07:48.100 What'd you think about that rabbi speaking at the inauguration speech?
00:07:51.640 They're like, what, 2% of the population?
00:07:53.900 And they're...
00:07:54.220 But Judeo-Christian values.
00:07:56.460 I didn't see no imam up there.
00:07:59.040 No, there wasn't any salam alaykums.
00:08:00.720 I don't even know what Judeo-Christian means.
00:08:02.600 This is a Christian country.
00:08:03.560 What about that pastor who was free last, free last?
00:08:06.880 I liked him.
00:08:07.960 I liked him.
00:08:08.960 Good black.
00:08:10.220 What's about you?
00:08:10.680 What do I mention, man?
00:08:11.820 Yeah.
00:08:12.380 Two Rumble streamers.
00:08:13.400 I told him, sign Kysonette.
00:08:15.860 Yeah.
00:08:16.180 Sign Speed.
00:08:17.100 Oh, you're the reason they got scammed for $20 million.
00:08:19.600 To do eight streams.
00:08:21.220 Oh, okay.
00:08:21.700 So, he's the reason that Rumble got ruined by two Gen Z streamers who didn't do anything.
00:08:26.740 I told them, hey, Chris, I think this guy, these black people, these monkeys, they were
00:08:31.580 You know what?
00:08:31.860 See, you're a conservative, but you're still putting it on for the brothers.
00:08:34.480 You're still putting it on for the brothers.
00:08:35.880 I'm making sure they start it.
00:08:36.760 On MLK Day.
00:08:38.120 Look, bro.
00:08:38.860 You gotta do what you gotta do.
00:08:40.080 Are you cool being on Hornhub right now?
00:08:42.460 What are y'all doing here?
00:08:43.640 What are you doing here?
00:08:44.500 What are you doing here?
00:08:45.240 What are you doing here?
00:08:46.080 Hey, long time no see.
00:08:47.720 Pump.
00:08:48.040 Great to see you, my boy.
00:08:49.140 How you been, bro?
00:08:49.840 Everything good.
00:08:50.300 You feeling good?
00:08:51.340 How's everything?
00:08:52.680 Pump in a suit.
00:08:53.640 I've never seen this drip on a little pump, man.
00:08:55.680 Come on, stop playing with it, man.
00:08:57.920 Head to toe.
00:08:58.740 And he's smelling good, too.
00:08:59.900 How was the inauguration so far?
00:09:01.840 It was amazing, man.
00:09:03.500 We see Trump come back into office.
00:09:05.440 It was a great feeling.
00:09:06.660 Bro, he did more than what Joe Biden did in fucking four years in one day.
00:09:10.240 Before he was even president, I was...
00:09:12.300 You don't even know how to take a picture.
00:09:13.720 Wait, how old are you?
00:09:16.320 Are you not old enough for me?
00:09:19.020 I'm free!
00:09:20.300 I don't even know how this happened, but we're here.
00:09:35.360 I'm going to suck my fucking dick, Eminem.
00:09:38.000 The Lions lost and you lost, too.
00:09:39.540 And the Lions lost.
00:09:40.540 Great to see you, Pete.
00:09:42.540 The last time I saw you was in Detroit, I know.
00:09:44.920 Yeah.
00:09:45.560 This is a 78-year-old man grinding all day long
00:09:56.940 to the White House, the different balls,
00:10:00.420 Inauguration.
00:10:02.740 How does he get tired of this?
00:10:11.320 The gayest shit about Trump.
00:10:14.260 Hulk's team just acts like the Secret Service and skips every line.
00:10:17.740 That's crazy.
00:10:18.980 Look at that line, bro.
00:10:20.680 USA!
00:10:21.660 USA!
00:10:22.940 USA!
00:10:23.900 One, two, three.
00:10:25.920 What do you think of Harry Sisson?
00:10:27.160 He's a joke.
00:10:27.720 He gets a clown, bro.
00:10:29.020 He needs to get out of politics.
00:10:30.060 Dean Withers as well.
00:10:31.280 Clown.
00:10:32.360 Who else?
00:10:32.940 Parker.
00:10:33.640 Oh, bro.
00:10:35.000 He needs a white duke for Harris.
00:10:36.400 Oh.
00:10:36.920 Get out, bro.
00:10:38.120 Rate the ball one through ten.
00:10:40.600 Six.
00:10:41.360 So, Fresh, we're going to go to the brothel with Pump.
00:10:43.040 You ready?
00:10:43.380 I'm going to go to the fucking brothel, baby.
00:10:44.960 I'm ready.
00:10:45.440 That's the wrong.
00:10:45.760 That's the wrong.
00:10:45.940 Parker, the brothel.
00:10:46.820 Let's go.
00:10:47.060 That's the wrong.
00:10:47.620 Yo, you want me to spin a 16?
00:10:50.580 It's your boy E.
00:10:51.800 Real McCoy G.
00:10:53.260 I did girl wet as a Brandon Roy 3.
00:10:55.540 I got 15s and 30s.
00:10:57.140 My 16s is dirty.
00:10:58.820 You just a fat man.
00:11:00.160 Miss teens and jerseys.
00:11:03.440 Uh.
00:11:04.920 I don't know what the hell is.
00:11:06.460 Both of you.
00:11:06.900 We were in the barracks together.
00:11:08.600 There's no way.
00:11:09.240 Yeah, we were.
00:11:09.920 Is this Nico?
00:11:10.700 Yeah, how you doing, man?
00:11:11.540 It's Nico.
00:11:11.780 How you doing?
00:11:12.220 Thank you for your service.
00:11:13.120 I appreciate that.
00:11:13.600 You're Muslim, right?
00:11:14.120 I am, I am.
00:11:14.860 Nice to meet you.
00:11:15.320 Salaam alaikum.
00:11:15.920 Oh, alaikum salam.
00:11:16.720 Okay, I thought you were going to say
00:11:17.760 we fight you guys in the Middle East.
00:11:19.280 No.
00:11:19.920 Wait, can I get a picture with you?
00:11:20.920 Of course you can, yeah.
00:11:21.900 Absolutely.
00:11:22.500 Appreciate it.
00:11:24.020 God bless.
00:11:25.300 Yeah, he got that.
00:11:26.440 Let's go.
00:11:27.220 We got to run to the telly.
00:11:29.880 Come on, Fresh.
00:11:30.520 She's supposed to be faster than me.