SNEAKO - July 18, 2022


Match The Dating Profile To The Person!


Episode Stats


Length

31 minutes

Words per minute

175.24063

Word count

5,456

Sentence count

863

Harmful content

Misogyny

37

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Toxicity

137

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Hate speech

28

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Summary

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In this episode, Jasmine, Isla, and Cora talk about dating profiles on Bumble and other dating apps. They talk about how to be confident in your own skin and how to make sure you re not a douchebag.

Transcript

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00:00:00.160 Match the dating profile to the person.
00:00:02.420 Ya boy, clean up nice. 0.99
00:00:07.000 This is some shit I would post, like, as a joke. 0.99
00:00:10.780 You with the tattoos, come here. 0.99
00:00:16.640 I am Isla Dizon, and I work for the government.
00:00:19.640 My name's Cora Boyd, I'm a dating coach for men.
00:00:22.280 Do you work with men on their dating profile?
00:00:24.220 A dating coach for men, okay.
00:00:26.540 If you hire her, you're, you're, you lost.
00:00:28.760 Wow.
00:00:29.460 Yeah.
00:00:30.000 I do.
00:00:30.800 Like she knows.
00:00:31.680 Jasmine, are you single?
00:00:33.040 Very single.
00:00:34.280 Do you use any dating apps?
00:00:35.680 I use Bumble.
00:00:36.800 Why are you using it? 0.97
00:00:38.040 I have to start the conversation, which is really nice, because I get a lot of dick pics in my DMs any other way.
00:00:44.980 What are some stereotypes of men's profiles on Bumble? 0.96
00:00:48.040 There's the military guy.
00:00:49.360 There's the gym rat.
00:00:50.580 The fishing guy.
00:00:51.480 You got the shirtless mirror selfie.
00:00:54.140 Wedding pic.
00:00:55.260 Pic with a dog.
00:00:56.680 We have eight men that are coming out here.
00:00:58.480 You're going to match the dating profile to the person.
00:01:01.260 Oh, gee.
00:01:02.320 Look at all these studs.
00:01:04.160 Oh, my God.
00:01:05.440 Do you know anybody here?
00:01:06.580 I don't think so.
00:01:08.320 Hey.
00:01:09.820 Hi.
00:01:10.020 Hi.
00:01:10.520 All right.
00:01:14.200 These guys look a little rate the drip, chat.
00:01:18.200 Rate the drip.
00:01:18.820 Give you.
00:01:19.440 They look like H&M in here.
00:01:20.860 Phone.
00:01:21.480 Okay.
00:01:21.980 All the profiles on it.
00:01:23.340 I don't even know what I'm looking at.
00:01:27.300 I see a cowboy hat.
00:01:28.940 Ooh, a motorcycle.
00:01:31.300 Demolition specialist.
00:01:32.920 Never smokes weed.
00:01:34.680 Moderate politically.
00:01:36.100 Christian.
00:01:37.340 Luke Bryan.
00:01:38.440 Okay, so kind of a country fan.
00:01:40.400 I'm going to call you up here.
00:01:43.080 Do you like beards?
00:01:43.780 I do, actually.
00:01:44.380 I love facial hair.
00:01:45.680 Oh, perfect.
00:01:46.400 I like that.
00:01:46.900 You're confident.
00:01:47.620 It's got to be your profile, man.
00:01:49.160 What's that?
00:01:49.640 There's a cowboy hat.
00:01:50.800 You look like you ride motorcycles, and you look like you probably have a cowboy hat.
00:01:55.960 Nah, the way he's looking at her, he's like, nah, you're wrong.
00:01:58.740 But also, he's definitely, look at that stance, yo.
00:02:01.560 He wants her.
00:02:02.480 Basing that based off of your cool shoes.
00:02:05.080 Are you a nice country boy?
00:02:06.580 Yes, ma'am.
00:02:09.140 Actually, no, that might be him.
00:02:10.160 I think this is you.
00:02:11.460 Your boy clean up nice. 0.99
00:02:13.200 This is some shit I would post, like, as a joke. 0.99
00:02:20.540 Their bio makes me feel sad. 1.00
00:02:23.380 I'm ugly, so you know I'm funny.
00:02:26.360 Second picture, there's a woman in it. 1.00
00:02:28.020 Don't know how I feel.
00:02:29.420 It's probably this dude right here with the bomber jacket.
00:02:34.380 That's a bomber jacket dude. 0.86
00:02:36.080 I'm ugly, so you know I'm funny. 0.80
00:02:38.860 What about that? 0.83
00:02:39.480 A lot of dudes will do this because they know it's social proof.
00:02:43.400 I don't recommend this.
00:02:44.620 It's just confusing and a little bit off-putting to the female viewer. 0.99
00:02:48.900 This person is confident in a certain way, but is also playing by the rules in a certain way,
00:02:53.660 which communicates a certain discomfort with self.
00:02:57.540 Who looks? 0.55
00:02:58.400 Conf-
00:02:58.640 No, actually, no, no, no, no.
00:02:59.600 It's this dude with the black shirt. 0.95
00:03:01.160 That's the guy who's saying, I'm ugly, so you know I'm funny. 0.69
00:03:03.540 Confident yet uncomfortable in their skin. 0.74
00:03:05.260 Cool.
00:03:06.000 Oh, there it is.
00:03:07.660 After work, you can find me working out.
00:03:09.540 You with the tattoos, come here.
00:03:12.020 It's gotta be him.
00:03:13.300 Do I look like a guy that would take a mirror selfie and say, your boy looking nice?
00:03:17.060 I don't know.
00:03:18.040 What kind of workouts do you do when you're in the gym?
00:03:19.940 Mostly upper body.
00:03:21.740 Mm-hmm.
00:03:22.140 Do I look fit?
00:03:23.340 You do.
00:03:24.100 You look very-
00:03:25.140 Do I look fit?
00:03:26.420 Very fit.
00:03:27.400 Do you like tall men? 1.00
00:03:29.440 No shit. 1.00
00:03:30.300 I do. 0.94
00:03:30.740 I'm sorry, guys.
00:03:32.680 How do you feel about your own attractiveness?
00:03:34.940 I mean, I'm not the best thing, but I think I'm pretty decent.
00:03:37.400 I'm gonna say it's him.
00:03:38.420 Oh, actually, no, wait, wait.
00:03:39.380 It was a reveal.
00:03:39.880 I was right in the first one.
00:03:40.780 Who did this?
00:03:41.780 Honestly.
00:03:43.440 It's gonna be a terrible reveal.
00:03:45.260 I'm sweaty.
00:03:46.680 I see a profile picture with somebody else in it.
00:03:49.860 It says they're looking for something casual.
00:03:51.860 Oh, probably like hookups. 0.60
00:03:54.940 You can't put that in your dating profile.
00:03:56.880 Don't ever say you're looking for something casual because every girl wants a relationship. 1.00
00:03:59.940 Don't be honest.
00:04:01.220 You gotta lie. 1.00
00:04:01.840 Fuck, buddy. 1.00
00:04:02.680 I'm not looking for casual. 1.00
00:04:03.760 I don't have time for that.
00:04:04.880 Okay.
00:04:05.240 See what I'm saying?
00:04:05.780 Every girl wants time. 1.00
00:04:07.480 Guys want free pussy. 1.00
00:04:09.940 We want easy pussy. 1.00
00:04:10.960 Girls want your time. 1.00
00:04:12.040 So you want to say like long-term relationship.
00:04:14.660 I want to be married.
00:04:15.800 Oh my God, you do?
00:04:16.840 We got our classic wedding pic.
00:04:18.920 Doesn't smoke weed.
00:04:20.040 Doesn't have pets.
00:04:20.920 She's a dating coach for men and she's dressed like Hillary Clinton. 1.00
00:04:25.440 Oh, doesn't smoke cigarettes.
00:04:28.020 Socially smokes weed.
00:04:29.720 My mother would describe me as a good boy that needs to settle down.
00:04:33.660 Okay, but you want something casual. 0.99
00:04:35.960 It's trash. 0.99
00:04:37.000 No, she's kind of bad, though. 1.00
00:04:37.860 I ain't gonna lie.
00:04:38.420 I ain't gonna lie.
00:04:39.040 I miss you, baby.
00:04:39.740 What's your name?
00:04:40.240 I got nothing from this.
00:04:42.200 Probably family oriented, like very community oriented.
00:04:45.880 It could even be the mom in the picture.
00:04:47.520 I don't know.
00:04:47.880 And the reference to the mom.
00:04:49.040 I just want to confirm that it is the mother.
00:04:50.740 Okay, so mama's boy.
00:04:52.440 I think you're the mama's boy.
00:04:54.140 Why do I look like a mama's boy?
00:04:55.840 Do you love your mama?
00:04:56.700 Of course.
00:04:57.980 Yeah, that's him.
00:04:58.600 That's why.
00:04:59.260 If you're dating someone, do you introduce them to your mom right away?
00:05:02.080 Not immediately.
00:05:03.280 I just had a conversation with my mom about this.
00:05:05.440 I think this is you.
00:05:06.460 I think you're the mama's boy.
00:05:07.620 That's a good thing.
00:05:09.000 Yeah, that's not bad.
00:05:09.580 Wait, is it?
00:05:10.580 Yeah, it's a good thing.
00:05:12.520 Looks like a picture taken in Italy or somewhere.
00:05:16.540 That's a good pic.
00:05:17.860 That's a good pic on a dating profile.
00:05:20.260 That's no homo. 1.00
00:05:21.560 I don't even know what he looks like.
00:05:22.520 But that's already just based on the...
00:05:24.720 You're doing good.
00:05:25.260 Mediterranean.
00:05:26.760 Financial analyst.
00:05:28.400 They are on a boat in one of these.
00:05:31.360 They're probably like a...
00:05:32.260 I don't know, like a high roller or something.
00:05:34.400 Maybe they can be a sugar daddy.
00:05:36.120 I don't know.
00:05:37.380 Nice, nice, nice.
00:05:38.840 You want her to think that.
00:05:39.600 I'm bad at this.
00:05:40.740 If we were in a bar and you were interested in me, how would you approach me?
00:05:44.360 Can I get a corona?
00:05:45.620 Hey, let me get that for her.
00:05:47.420 Hi, my name is Asim.
00:05:49.140 Al, Al, Al, Alris.
00:05:52.740 Hey.
00:05:53.540 Yeah.
00:05:54.560 You like coronas, huh?
00:05:56.300 Yeah.
00:05:56.920 Yeah.
00:05:59.600 All right.
00:06:00.320 I don't think it's you.
00:06:01.640 That was fun.
00:06:02.640 You're the financial analyst.
00:06:04.060 What makes you think...
00:06:05.120 That was fun.
00:06:06.960 Oh! 0.60
00:06:08.460 Oh! 0.60
00:06:10.580 I feel like you're already analyzing me.
00:06:13.880 This dude has sweated through his sweater, bro. 1.00
00:06:15.420 Why are you standing like a fucking... 1.00
00:06:17.720 Why are you standing like a bodyguard in a video game? 1.00
00:06:20.460 Like, is she a potentially good match?
00:06:23.200 You got this Apple watch on.
00:06:24.620 You got the clean, fresh J's.
00:06:26.460 This person looks like they can afford the type of things that you can afford.
00:06:32.660 I could see you being in finance.
00:06:34.720 I think this is you.
00:06:35.520 Okay.
00:06:37.240 I love this profile already because there's a sloth in the picture.
00:06:42.180 Oh, is this...
00:06:43.280 And you got a little kid with a... 1.00
00:06:44.780 Bro, girls love that dumb shit. 1.00
00:06:46.560 Oh, my God. 1.00
00:06:47.320 A cute little stupid bear and a cute little, cute little girly girl poop poop. 1.00
00:06:51.100 It's their kid. 1.00
00:06:51.980 I see a kid and a sloth.
00:06:54.260 I think they have kids.
00:06:55.440 I like my...
00:06:55.980 Yo, someone said that this dude right here, the bodyguard dude, stated like Patrick Starr.
00:06:59.840 Coffee black.
00:07:01.020 I wear bow ties.
00:07:02.560 I make dad jokes.
00:07:04.280 Oh, my God.
00:07:05.620 I love this person.
00:07:07.400 There's a lot of...
00:07:08.200 Ugh, that was too easy.
00:07:09.520 What did he even say?
00:07:11.120 I make dad jokes?
00:07:13.100 Me?
00:07:13.540 I like my coffee black.
00:07:15.000 Why does everyone in dating profiles need to talk about how much coffee they drink?
00:07:18.980 Yo, chat, you want me to open up my hinge right now?
00:07:20.660 How do I put up my phone?
00:07:22.680 I want to go scroll on Tinder and hinge right now.
00:07:24.540 Everyone says the same stuff.
00:07:26.540 I like food and adventures.
00:07:28.440 It's just like, ugh.
00:07:30.580 Everyone's so basic.
00:07:32.020 Traveling a ton.
00:07:33.460 Hope to meet some awesome people.
00:07:35.220 Make dad jokes.
00:07:36.300 Oh, my God.
00:07:37.620 I love this person.
00:07:39.380 There's a lot of expression, expressiveness and kind of some panache in this bio.
00:07:45.120 I think it's this dude.
00:07:46.320 I just feel like I could probably...
00:07:48.200 Panache?
00:07:49.200 You're a dating coach and you said panache?
00:07:50.900 I'm going to call you if I have a flat tire.
00:07:53.660 This is Ian's profile.
00:07:54.680 Final answer.
00:07:55.140 Final answer.
00:07:56.640 This person is drinking a beer with a friend at a baseball game.
00:08:00.700 Okay.
00:08:01.200 They've got a gold chain necklace with bae and a heart.
00:08:05.600 Wow.
00:08:07.120 Nice to see you.
00:08:07.700 Um...
00:08:08.320 Hi, how are you doing?
00:08:09.900 I'm Cal.
00:08:10.560 Cal, nice to meet you.
00:08:12.000 Nice to meet you, too.
00:08:12.740 This dude seems special.
00:08:15.560 What does he look like?
00:08:17.140 What does he look like? 1.00
00:08:18.080 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. 1.00
00:08:18.980 He looks like Bob's Burgers, chat. 1.00
00:08:21.080 Why he got the Bob's Burgers chin? 1.00
00:08:29.720 Wait, no, no, fuck. 1.00
00:08:30.360 Fuck. 1.00
00:08:30.400 He stands like that, too. 1.00
00:08:51.460 And he's built like that.
00:08:53.240 You look like... 0.55
00:08:54.160 Oh, my God, bro.
00:08:55.200 That's too much.
00:08:55.960 That's too much.
00:08:56.300 Fun.
00:08:56.320 I like your energy, Cal.
00:08:57.880 Thank you.
00:08:58.700 Do you like how tall I am?
00:08:59.600 I do.
00:09:00.260 Thank you.
00:09:00.660 Do you like to go to sports games?
00:09:01.820 Not especially, no.
00:09:03.060 That's all he got is the height thing.
00:09:04.900 But you really look like Bob's Burgers.
00:09:07.300 Oh, this isn't Cal.
00:09:08.420 I want to talk to you.
00:09:10.580 You can get closer if you want.
00:09:11.540 Um, do you like beer?
00:09:14.040 Yeah.
00:09:14.440 You like sports?
00:09:15.600 Yes, absolutely.
00:09:17.600 No, he got it.
00:09:18.180 He got it.
00:09:18.920 He gonna riser up.
00:09:19.640 I might stick this one with you.
00:09:21.140 You look like you could rock a chain and it might have bae. 0.81
00:09:24.240 This guy has no confidence.
00:09:25.920 I could rock a chain.
00:09:27.080 Thank you so much.
00:09:28.100 Give her any fat attention. 1.00
00:09:29.320 On it.
00:09:30.780 Whoever actually is rocking the bae chain, stop doing that. 1.00
00:09:34.820 Assistant regional manager at Dunder Mifflin. 0.98
00:09:37.780 That got a laugh out of her for the most basic ass white people office joke. 1.00
00:09:41.940 Bro, that's not even funny. 1.00
00:09:44.160 You know how many people make that stupid joke and think they're quirky? 1.00
00:09:47.360 Oh my god, I also watched The Office. 1.00
00:09:49.740 Shut up. 1.00
00:09:50.380 Yes! 1.00
00:09:52.220 They're demisexual. 0.98
00:09:53.520 I'm way more into conversations and cuddles.
00:09:56.640 Love that.
00:09:57.520 Demisexual is when you have to be emotionally, feel emotionally connected to someone in order 0.99
00:10:03.000 for like the lever of physical sexual attraction to register.
00:10:07.780 This person is a huge sweetheart.
00:10:09.680 Can I talk to you for a minute?
00:10:10.800 Gladly.
00:10:11.620 Hi, what's her name?
00:10:12.320 Hello, I'm Cora.
00:10:13.280 Cora, nice to meet you.
00:10:13.980 I'm pal.
00:10:14.420 Nice to meet you.
00:10:14.880 I really like your jacket.
00:10:15.860 I've never seen that before.
00:10:16.400 Thank you.
00:10:16.820 There's an enthusi... 1.00
00:10:17.580 Shut up. 1.00
00:10:18.340 No, you don't. 1.00
00:10:19.340 Why are you standing like that?
00:10:20.220 I hate the way he stands.
00:10:22.040 I hate the way you stand.
00:10:23.040 The awesome I see in him that I also see in this profile.
00:10:25.600 You look like... 0.55
00:10:26.360 Gabriel said dude in glasses look like Jared from Subway and Peter Griffin.
00:10:29.860 But more special.
00:10:33.640 More special.
00:10:34.160 Like he's just...
00:10:34.780 Like just too...
00:10:36.700 He's just riding the height thing too much.
00:10:39.120 We get it.
00:10:39.580 You're tall.
00:10:40.220 Is that it?
00:10:41.640 You look like Bob's Burgers.
00:10:43.160 Stop standing like that, bro. 0.84
00:10:43.900 You could cuddle the hell out of somebody.
00:10:45.900 I mean...
00:10:46.560 I mean...
00:10:47.600 Hey.
00:10:48.420 Okay, this is you.
00:10:49.460 Thank you.
00:10:49.900 Okay, so we got a selfie.
00:10:52.360 Irony is when you jokingly take a restroom selfie, but it turns out to be the best picture of you.
00:10:58.480 Oh my God.
00:10:59.360 When you take a selfie, I've also taken a selfie.
00:11:01.720 That's so relatable, Dunder Mifflin.
00:11:03.420 Ha ha adventure coffee dog.
00:11:05.160 What's your idea of a good like first date?
00:11:07.620 Oh no.
00:11:08.540 This guy.
00:11:09.220 Oh God.
00:11:10.180 He has no...
00:11:10.880 Why is...
00:11:12.040 Just the fact that you...
00:11:13.260 You look like you're in detention right now.
00:11:15.980 Like a nice restaurant.
00:11:17.320 Like Cheesecake Factory.
00:11:18.680 Cheesecake Factory?
00:11:22.220 Cheesecake...
00:11:22.700 You could have said...
00:11:23.620 If you're short, at least don't be basic as hell.
00:11:28.760 Say something interesting.
00:11:30.500 Cheesecake Factory?
00:11:31.680 Okay, okay.
00:11:32.620 And look at his face.
00:11:33.340 Ooh! 0.96
00:11:34.280 What?
00:11:34.740 Cheesecake Factory?
00:11:35.960 That's a chain restaurant.
00:11:38.740 Why are people laughing?
00:11:40.480 Nothing.
00:11:41.000 People got nothing.
00:11:42.300 What kind of cheesecake would you get at Cheesecake Factory? 1.00
00:11:45.180 He don't even know.
00:11:46.520 He don't even know.
00:11:47.460 He just said the first restaurant he thought of.
00:11:49.240 He doesn't know any cheesecake types.
00:11:50.560 Actually, I don't like cheesecake.
00:11:52.820 If you're interested in someone, how would you open up a conversation with them?
00:11:56.120 Well, if I ran into you at the bar, I'd be like, oh, well, I see the business jacket.
00:12:02.360 Nice.
00:12:02.840 Okay.
00:12:03.260 Okay, you got a giggle out of her. 0.99
00:12:04.480 Okay.
00:12:05.180 I'm here to do some...
00:12:07.000 Stutter?
00:12:08.260 Business!
00:12:09.200 You're a pretty funny guy.
00:12:10.220 Oh, thank you.
00:12:13.280 This is a pretty funny profile.
00:12:14.920 I'm going to go ahead.
00:12:17.420 Conversation is the best bio, TBH.
00:12:19.240 If I try to make one, I'll just sound basic.
00:12:21.340 Which I very well may be.
00:12:22.880 Only one way to find out. 1.00
00:12:25.440 I hate dating ass. 1.00
00:12:26.500 This is you. 1.00
00:12:27.180 You look like you take mirror selfies.
00:12:28.860 This last profile is you, Carlos.
00:12:33.880 How well do you think you did?
00:12:35.360 I'm not sure about Carlos.
00:12:37.440 And I'm not sure about my friend in the yellow shirt.
00:12:41.440 I feel like I got maybe everybody but them.
00:12:44.420 Raise your hand if she got you right.
00:12:50.340 The dating coach got it, ain't gonna lie. 0.99
00:12:52.360 And Patrick Starr is sweating like a motherfucker through that sweater, bro. 0.98
00:12:55.740 Why are you so nervous, son? 0.99
00:12:57.340 Dating coach, you know what? 0.99
00:12:58.860 I said she didn't know shit. 1.00
00:12:59.880 She knows a thing or two. 0.99
00:13:00.560 Pretty good. 1.00
00:13:02.120 Bitch. 1.00
00:13:02.600 Damn! 1.00
00:13:06.220 Let's go. 1.00
00:13:07.680 Howdy.
00:13:08.540 So, my profile.
00:13:09.720 Good?
00:13:10.260 Bad?
00:13:10.720 Too many selfies.
00:13:11.980 And you need more pictures that have more context of your life.
00:13:14.960 Okay.
00:13:15.180 You didn't have a bio.
00:13:16.800 You need a bio.
00:13:18.480 Do you like cowboys?
00:13:19.380 I've never really...
00:13:20.740 Bro, we get it.
00:13:21.980 You're a redneck. 0.93
00:13:22.580 Does he really need to do the howdy?
00:13:24.260 I'm a cowboy, bro.
00:13:25.200 You're from Texas.
00:13:26.560 Like that.
00:13:26.760 Have more personality than that.
00:13:29.900 He's hated a cowboy to say.
00:13:31.640 Well, we can two-step.
00:13:33.140 One, two.
00:13:34.000 See what I'm saying?
00:13:34.820 You're gonna square dance and twirl.
00:13:36.300 Imagine if there was another redneck here. 1.00
00:13:38.380 Your shit's over with. 1.00
00:13:39.780 If there was another redneck here, you got no risk. 1.00
00:13:42.460 Nice man. 1.00
00:13:43.040 Whoop, shit. 1.00
00:13:43.600 And then you spin. 1.00
00:13:44.960 Here you go.
00:13:45.400 Hey! 0.99
00:13:46.620 You wanna go?
00:13:46.980 She bad, though, bro.
00:13:47.940 She got the, yeah, I ain't gonna ride, bro.
00:13:49.260 I miss you, baby.
00:13:49.880 Let's see Instagram.
00:13:50.300 Find it.
00:13:50.760 I'm a pro now.
00:13:51.500 Let's go.
00:13:51.980 Oh, yeah.
00:13:52.540 Would you swipe?
00:13:53.200 Yes.
00:13:53.840 No, no.
00:13:54.960 Well, I don't know if my boyfriend's gonna like...
00:13:57.020 Oh! 0.60
00:13:59.260 All right, bro.
00:14:01.800 All right, well, you got me right.
00:14:03.600 Which one were you?
00:14:04.540 The bae? 0.99
00:14:05.080 Yeah.
00:14:05.720 It was a joke.
00:14:06.540 You're the...
00:14:07.120 It was a joke.
00:14:07.920 Okay.
00:14:08.600 But you put it in your profile.
00:14:09.720 Babe, it was a joke.
00:14:11.040 It was a joke.
00:14:11.820 What's the joke?
00:14:12.680 What's the joke?
00:14:14.120 Don't, don't...
00:14:15.000 Just because it's cringe, don't backtrack now.
00:14:18.060 You got a bae chain on, bro. 1.00
00:14:19.540 How are they supposed to know that?
00:14:20.860 You didn't say it was a joke, man.
00:14:22.180 And you look proud as hell about that bae chain. 1.00
00:14:24.520 You not lying, bro.
00:14:25.420 You listen to Drake.
00:14:26.860 This dude...
00:14:27.540 Man.
00:14:28.440 Because my bio was kind of funny, right?
00:14:31.720 No!
00:14:32.920 New to Seattle.
00:14:33.980 Looking for a good sense of humor and also a map of the city 0.98
00:14:36.440 because I don't know where the fuck I'm at unless I'm inside my house. 0.98
00:14:39.260 Let me know. 0.99
00:14:40.080 That's...
00:14:40.600 Okay, I said he had riz.
00:14:42.140 I don't know why.
00:14:42.740 I think because he got, like, a good shape up.
00:14:44.580 But this guy is zero, zero, zero, zero.
00:14:47.160 I would have been like...
00:14:48.120 All right.
00:14:48.460 I'm going to jump out a window.
00:14:51.160 Okay, okay.
00:14:51.940 Good night, good night, nice.
00:14:52.640 Suicide jokes, self-deletion jokes, always do well.
00:14:55.020 You were right.
00:14:55.900 Okay, great.
00:14:57.040 Yeah, well, you came through pretty clearly in your...
00:14:59.240 This guy's a stand-up comedian.
00:15:00.500 You didn't crack one joke the whole time.
00:15:02.120 You just stood there looking like Peter Griffin.
00:15:04.460 You're funny?
00:15:05.640 Why are you standing like this?
00:15:08.220 That's all you got?
00:15:09.260 Your profile.
00:15:09.900 Wait, you're a stand-up comedian and you put an office reference?
00:15:12.240 He got an office joke in his bio, assistant regional manager at Dunder Mifflin, and you're
00:15:22.960 a stand-up comedian? 0.84
00:15:32.160 Demisexual.
00:15:33.060 Tell me about that.
00:15:34.240 I'm weighing some more conversations and cuddles. 0.84
00:15:39.940 So you don't like sex? 0.94
00:15:41.900 Is that what demisexual means? 0.99
00:15:43.100 You don't like sex? 0.99
00:15:45.420 That's what that means. 1.00
00:15:46.280 You don't like fucking? 1.00
00:15:47.120 You would rather cuddle and lay there and sweat on her? 1.00
00:15:49.300 Yeah, so basically it just means that my attraction to people is based on intellectual and emotional
00:15:55.800 connection.
00:15:56.440 That's freaking cool.
00:15:58.020 No one does that anymore.
00:15:59.400 You are totally a dad.
00:16:04.220 Me right.
00:16:04.700 Yep.
00:16:04.980 Yep.
00:16:06.100 I'll take that as a compliment.
00:16:07.240 I appreciate it.
00:16:07.980 Oh, wait.
00:16:08.900 So you do have a kid, though?
00:16:10.620 No.
00:16:11.100 Mm-mm.
00:16:11.860 That's actually my niece. 0.81
00:16:12.960 Oh, okay.
00:16:13.460 And so do you think you would have swiped right on me minus a sloth?
00:16:15.820 Probably not.
00:16:16.780 Okay.
00:16:17.100 I'm sorry.
00:16:17.400 That's fair.
00:16:18.260 Okay.
00:16:19.580 Tell me, which one?
00:16:21.040 It's your boy.
00:16:22.120 Oh, no!
00:16:22.840 You need some pointers here.
00:16:26.380 Oh, this is the guy who thinks he's ugly?
00:16:27.520 I think I got that right.
00:16:29.740 I think I got that right.
00:16:30.760 He has no confidence at all, though.
00:16:32.400 Your boy clean up nice.
00:16:35.180 Who is this in your photo?
00:16:37.180 It's actually a rapper.
00:16:38.440 He's not even an ugly guy.
00:16:41.920 Don't hate on yourself, man.
00:16:44.460 Why would you have girls on your profile if you're trying to date?
00:16:46.700 You have things going for yourself for yourself.
00:16:49.880 You don't need the association to make you valuable.
00:16:52.100 It's good for, like, a conversation starter.
00:16:55.040 It's your decision.
00:16:55.840 You clearly want to keep it there.
00:16:57.320 I would just say that you have other things to start conversations about.
00:17:00.760 So would you swipe right or left?
00:17:01.880 I wouldn't swipe on you.
00:17:03.020 I'm probably not the only person who's on here and is like, 0.63
00:17:05.180 aw, they think they're ugly.
00:17:07.840 That was the last one with the mirror selfie, yeah.
00:17:10.300 You're a mirror selfie?
00:17:11.560 Yes, I am.
00:17:12.140 I'm disappointed.
00:17:13.920 Seeing you in person, like, you're very handsome.
00:17:16.660 You, like, know how to talk to somebody.
00:17:18.200 I definitely probably would, like, approach you.
00:17:20.540 Profile, no.
00:17:21.280 I wouldn't swipe right.
00:17:23.240 Which one was yours?
00:17:24.200 I'm a travel the world sugar daddy guy.
00:17:27.620 You're giving people the goods.
00:17:28.560 This dude reminds me of Myron from Fresh and Fit.
00:17:31.200 I bet he has a similar personality.
00:17:32.920 So we can see what you look like, and you look amazing.
00:17:36.020 Thank you.
00:17:36.680 So I noticed you're not verified.
00:17:38.700 Um, yeah.
00:17:40.520 What does it mean to be verified?
00:17:41.920 It means that your identity is confirmed, so you're not catfishing.
00:17:45.360 Would that up my matches, you think?
00:17:47.480 Oh, yeah.
00:17:47.780 Yeah, it might, just because it's an extra layer of safety.
00:17:51.000 Okay.
00:17:51.500 I would totally swipe, wait, swipe right?
00:17:53.680 Yes, I would.
00:17:54.280 That's yes.
00:17:54.640 I totally would.
00:17:55.340 Cool.
00:17:55.820 Yeah.
00:17:56.620 That's all that matters.
00:17:57.620 Yep.
00:17:58.500 All right.
00:17:58.940 Okay.
00:17:59.480 I just got out of a long-term relationship.
00:18:01.140 Okay.
00:18:01.400 I'm looking to keep things a bit more casual.
00:18:03.360 Okay.
00:18:03.640 Does my profile convey that?
00:18:05.060 Um, let's see.
00:18:05.720 I wouldn't say the part about your mom says you are a good boy that needs to settle down.
00:18:10.200 That sends a different message.
00:18:11.800 Would you swipe right?
00:18:12.480 No, I probably wouldn't.
00:18:13.600 Okay.
00:18:13.880 Oh, you're verified.
00:18:16.120 I am.
00:18:16.620 Does that change your mind?
00:18:18.000 No.
00:18:19.840 So why did you say that?
00:18:21.200 How was this?
00:18:22.520 I'm sweaty.
00:18:23.080 Um, you don't think about it, but that is like literally someone telling you about themselves. 0.97
00:18:29.680 So to critique it was kind of a dick thing. 0.98
00:18:32.560 Like I felt like a douchebag doing it. 0.96
00:18:34.600 It was fun though.
00:18:37.360 Who here would you go on a date with?
00:18:40.000 Uh, she's going to say him.
00:18:41.940 Right?
00:18:42.420 She's going to say the sugar daddy guy.
00:18:46.880 Boom! 0.99
00:18:47.840 You really?
00:18:49.700 Yeah, I mean, that was pretty predictable.
00:18:50.820 That was not that hard.
00:18:52.020 I'm doing too much.
00:18:55.320 What do you like about Bumble?
00:18:56.820 I like the fact that I would be the one to reach out.
00:19:00.280 Download it.
00:19:00.960 It's great. 0.98
00:19:01.740 Okay, shut up. 0.99
00:19:02.920 Let's watch another one. 0.99
00:19:03.600 I'm liking these.
00:19:04.660 Um, what do y'all think, chat?
00:19:07.440 Models, scouts, decides who's most attractive? 0.96
00:19:09.620 Yeah, I want to watch that one.
00:19:11.980 You've got some good features.
00:19:13.300 Your facial hair, your big broad shoulders.
00:19:15.200 Listen, is he going to be doing high fashion?
00:19:17.100 No.
00:19:17.440 Is he going to be in an ad when you walk into Home Depot
00:19:21.020 and he's the guy who's loading up the big truck?
00:19:23.340 Absolutely.
00:19:27.320 That was a nice way to say you're not attractive.
00:19:31.140 Tell me what you're doing here today.
00:19:32.740 Today, I'm going to determine who's going to be marketable
00:19:35.400 for modeling in the fashion industry.
00:19:37.320 How do you measure someone's attractiveness?
00:19:38.740 I've been scouting models for several decades now.
00:19:42.260 I'm going to be looking at height first, size second.
00:19:44.780 Not are they good looking.
00:19:46.180 Everybody's good looking in their own way.
00:19:49.460 No.
00:19:50.240 Look at him sighing, knowing he's lying right now.
00:19:53.020 I'm just here to determine whether or not somebody can make money doing it.
00:19:55.940 How much would you say that differs from how you find people attractive?
00:19:59.340 Night and day.
00:19:59.880 I definitely have my own specific type of what I find attractive.
00:20:03.520 That doesn't necessarily mean that that's going to work within the fashion and beauty industry.
00:20:07.060 All right.
00:20:07.540 Go ahead and bring the first person in.
00:20:10.080 Get over there and hit your mark.
00:20:12.080 Give us a spin.
00:20:13.480 Nobody comes out wearing that outfit and isn't trying to show off
00:20:16.620 and make sure that everybody sees her.
00:20:18.340 How long did it take you to do that hair?
00:20:20.100 Five minutes.
00:20:21.060 And the makeup?
00:20:21.740 Yeah.
00:20:22.020 20.
00:20:22.600 Hmm.
00:20:23.080 Have you ever had any plastic surgery done?
00:20:25.040 Yes.
00:20:25.600 I'm no stranger to Botox either, so great.
00:20:27.920 We love Botox.
00:20:28.800 Would I find you attractive?
00:20:30.900 Yes.
00:20:31.540 Well put together.
00:20:32.660 Polished.
00:20:33.380 Clean.
00:20:34.380 Slick.
00:20:35.040 Looks like she's in charge. 0.98
00:20:36.340 Probably a good solid eight.
00:20:37.640 Yeah.
00:20:37.920 Eight?
00:20:40.500 Chad, no.
00:20:41.300 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:20:44.040 No, no, no, no.
00:20:46.060 Five.
00:20:47.120 Five.
00:20:48.340 Five.
00:20:49.500 Tell me, Chad.
00:20:50.920 That's a five.
00:20:52.460 She's old enough to need Botox. 1.00
00:20:54.200 You passed your prime.
00:20:56.320 That's a five.
00:20:57.920 Don't say eight.
00:20:58.700 This guy's being nice.
00:20:59.800 I think you're beautiful.
00:21:00.460 Thank you.
00:21:00.740 Especially when you smile.
00:21:02.580 I might change that lipstick color to a little bit more of a natural, but other than that,
00:21:06.720 she's golden.
00:21:08.320 Howdy.
00:21:08.980 Tell me all about you.
00:21:10.300 I'm 37.
00:21:11.280 I'm single.
00:21:12.240 Currently, I'm a bartender, but I have like an extensive IT background.
00:21:16.440 I like football.
00:21:17.800 I like beer.
00:21:19.820 All of these.
00:21:20.380 I like beer.
00:21:22.320 I'm a dude.
00:21:23.540 And I like drinking IPAs and beer.
00:21:26.500 I'm just a guy.
00:21:27.980 And I got my glasses on and I'm a dude.
00:21:29.900 Things I probably would have guessed just by taking a look at him.
00:21:33.100 I would put him at a five with a little bit of work.
00:21:35.620 He might be able to get some background work.
00:21:37.620 You've got some good features, your facial hair, your big broad shoulders.
00:21:40.700 Listen, is he going to be doing high fashion?
00:21:42.600 No.
00:21:42.940 Is he going to be in an ad when you walk into Home Depot and he's the guy who's loading up
00:21:47.980 the big truck?
00:21:48.840 Absolutely.
00:21:50.400 Does that make you feel good, bad?
00:21:52.540 How do you feel?
00:21:53.140 At this age now, I'm very comfortable in my own skin and kind of who I am.
00:21:57.980 Typically, people who are very comfortable with themselves do great in the fashion industry
00:22:01.880 because they can go right up and just be themselves.
00:22:04.120 Thank you very much.
00:22:04.880 Appreciate it.
00:22:04.900 Yeah, absolutely.
00:22:05.660 How's it going?
00:22:07.060 That's a yes.
00:22:08.200 This guy, he's going to give him a nine.
00:22:10.980 That works.
00:22:11.780 Have you ever walked on a runway?
00:22:13.660 No.
00:22:14.340 Now's.
00:22:14.820 No.
00:22:15.540 Seven.
00:22:16.360 Seven.
00:22:16.900 It's a good time to start.
00:22:18.280 Ready?
00:22:18.900 Go.
00:22:20.080 Excellent.
00:22:20.560 Shoulders back.
00:22:21.860 That's fashion.
00:22:22.640 That's a pretty good walk.
00:22:23.740 Have you ever worked in the fashion industry?
00:22:25.660 Nope.
00:22:25.880 Nope.
00:22:26.440 Never even tried?
00:22:27.440 Not, not, not really.
00:22:29.120 That height, that size, the muscle tone, broad shoulders.
00:22:33.280 Nine.
00:22:33.920 He's going to give him nine.
00:22:34.760 Small waist, long legs.
00:22:36.500 Everything is pretty much symmetrical.
00:22:38.380 I wouldn't really lose any weight.
00:22:39.860 Yeah, I'd give him a ten.
00:22:40.960 Ten?
00:22:41.780 Absolutely.
00:22:42.460 Somebody would book him.
00:22:43.900 Hi there.
00:22:44.460 Hi.
00:22:48.600 Six.
00:22:49.920 Bro, this is pretty A.O.
00:22:51.080 I'm here rating men.
00:22:54.180 How old are you?
00:22:55.020 26.
00:22:55.580 What's your name?
00:22:56.180 Tyler.
00:22:56.660 You do have a great face.
00:22:57.940 Those big, giant brown eyes.
00:22:59.600 I like that you got the scruff going on.
00:23:01.720 I would say if you were going to get into this.
00:23:03.180 Nah, I'm skipping.
00:23:03.700 A dating coach guesses who slept with whom.
00:23:05.280 I can't, I can't rate men anymore.
00:23:06.440 I can't do it.
00:23:06.920 I think you're sleeping together. 0.96
00:23:09.260 Do I look gay? 0.94
00:23:09.600 A dating coach guesses who slept with whom. 0.86
00:23:11.820 Okay, okay.
00:23:12.980 Here we go, chat.
00:23:13.760 We can guess.
00:23:15.340 Yeah.
00:23:16.960 All right.
00:23:17.560 I'm Cora Boyd.
00:23:23.820 I am a dating and relationship coach for men.
00:23:26.440 Why just men?
00:23:27.160 There is not a ton of dating.
00:23:28.720 That's the same one from last time.
00:23:29.800 She always wears the same blazer.
00:23:31.820 But she knows what she's talking about so far.
00:23:33.320 I think support available for men.
00:23:35.240 And then also just being a woman myself.
00:23:37.860 I have that female perspective that I can bring. 1.00
00:23:40.580 Today you're going to be guessing who has slept with who.
00:23:42.860 Do you think you're going to be good at matching up people?
00:23:44.820 Yeah.
00:23:46.260 I think I might be surprised.
00:23:47.900 I don't know.
00:23:48.660 I want to be surprised.
00:23:50.100 We're going to bring out the line.
00:23:51.040 Are you ready?
00:23:51.680 Yes.
00:23:52.100 All right, everybody.
00:23:56.600 You, please.
00:23:59.860 And you.
00:24:03.320 So why do you think that we slept together?
00:24:07.820 Visually, I think you guys look good together.
00:24:10.680 Will you hit on each other? 1.00
00:24:11.760 Damn, you are fine as hell. 1.00
00:24:13.600 I am. 1.00
00:24:14.800 I don't think they are sleeping together.
00:24:16.940 Because that was really uncomfortable.
00:24:18.300 Will you swap out?
00:24:20.480 Yeah.
00:24:22.040 Will you guys hit on each other, please?
00:24:24.340 Yeah. 0.73
00:24:25.260 Your body looks amazing today.
00:24:27.160 Oh.
00:24:27.640 No.
00:24:28.480 And every day.
00:24:29.760 And your hair looks good.
00:24:30.980 Your eyes are beautiful.
00:24:32.120 No.
00:24:32.320 The girl is, this is the first time she's ever talked to him.
00:24:35.420 Her smile is great.
00:24:37.340 Yeah.
00:24:38.080 All right.
00:24:38.480 They're definitely sleeping together.
00:24:39.880 I think.
00:24:41.340 There's no discomfort.
00:24:42.720 It's like you, there's a magnetism.
00:24:44.300 You want to touch each other.
00:24:46.080 Okay.
00:24:46.920 Okay.
00:24:47.600 First guess.
00:24:48.500 You got four more.
00:24:49.700 Are you comfortable saying what initially attracts you to people?
00:24:52.960 Well, definitely a physical attraction or like a pheromonal thing.
00:24:56.960 Are you saying people are attracted to each other's smells?
00:24:59.060 That, yeah.
00:25:00.040 I think there's a lot in attraction.
00:25:02.060 We perceive these things even if we don't know we are.
00:25:04.900 Please come up.
00:25:05.780 Please come up. 0.98
00:25:06.700 Damn, they are standing mad close together right now though. 0.99
00:25:09.380 They do look coupled up. 0.99
00:25:11.180 Maybe I'm not as good as I thought I was.
00:25:12.680 Please stare deeply into each other's eyes.
00:25:17.060 Okay.
00:25:17.660 I think you're sleeping together.
00:25:19.140 No.
00:25:20.060 Okay.
00:25:20.520 Okay.
00:25:21.320 Do I look gay?
00:25:22.900 Yeah.
00:25:23.900 No.
00:25:24.180 All right.
00:25:24.600 She's offended.
00:25:25.360 They didn't.
00:25:25.800 She's not gay. 0.76
00:25:26.180 All right.
00:25:26.420 How do you think you're doing so far?
00:25:27.900 I think I'm doing good.
00:25:29.080 I don't know if I'm getting it right, but I think I'm picking up on something.
00:25:32.940 And what is that?
00:25:33.900 Visual chemistry, body language.
00:25:36.340 All right.
00:25:36.640 Who's the next group?
00:25:38.420 So you want me to bring them up in pairs?
00:25:39.960 You really want to get everyone right, don't you?
00:25:41.880 I do.
00:25:42.680 Would you please come up?
00:25:44.780 Would you please come up? 0.81
00:25:47.140 Will you guys hit on each other, please? 0.96
00:25:49.260 Oh my God, your eyes. 0.98
00:25:55.700 Wow. 0.96
00:25:56.520 Can you hit on her? 0.99
00:25:57.560 Do something, man?
00:25:59.120 She's out here starving.
00:26:00.440 Okay, well, never mind.
00:26:01.300 I thought you were so good.
00:26:01.980 No, that's fine.
00:26:03.040 I was waiting, but whatever.
00:26:03.900 You said something, then I was like waiting for it.
00:26:06.780 Will you touch his face?
00:26:10.000 All right.
00:26:10.500 I don't think they've slept together.
00:26:11.940 I don't think they've slept together.
00:26:13.060 Okay.
00:26:14.340 Um, will you come up?
00:26:17.200 Will you hit on each other, please?
00:26:18.760 You're looking good today.
00:26:19.820 Thank you.
00:26:20.440 As usual.
00:26:21.280 I mean, thank you.
00:26:22.540 Do you always hear the guys in the background for these videos like, oh, what do they mean?
00:26:36.920 Oh my God, you totally want to get everybody right, right?
00:26:37.920 It's the same thing with Jubilee.
00:26:39.460 Why is this always got like a fruity tone to it?
00:26:43.740 It's a little fruity, consistently.
00:26:44.740 What it means is that just because you're dating someone, it doesn't mean that you don't have the potential to have chemistry with other people.
00:26:48.740 Would you please come up?
00:26:49.740 Would you please come up?
00:26:50.740 Would you please come up?
00:26:51.740 It doesn't matter.
00:26:52.740 Will you ask him a question?
00:26:53.740 Whatever you want.
00:26:54.740 Yeah.
00:26:55.740 So what do you find attractive about me?
00:26:56.740 Uh, I really like your smile.
00:26:59.280 I like your sense of fashion too.
00:27:00.240 Nah.
00:27:00.740 Nah.
00:27:01.740 is that just because you're dating someone,
00:27:03.860 it doesn't mean that you don't have the potential
00:27:05.480 to have chemistry with other people.
00:27:07.640 Would you please come up?
00:27:09.680 Would you please come up?
00:27:14.660 Will you ask him a question?
00:27:15.860 Whatever you want.
00:27:16.700 Yeah, so what do you find attractive about me?
00:27:18.600 I really like your smile.
00:27:19.760 I like your sense of fashion, too.
00:27:22.020 No.
00:27:22.860 No.
00:27:24.020 I don't know, I'm trying to like, you put me on this.
00:27:26.160 This dude just has zero risk, bro.
00:27:27.580 At least try.
00:27:29.120 All right.
00:27:30.120 I think that if they were sleeping together,
00:27:32.420 he would have said something about character quality.
00:27:34.900 So I don't think they're sleeping together.
00:27:36.740 All right, all right.
00:27:37.500 We're gonna see this through, okay?
00:27:38.880 We're gonna see this through. 1.00
00:27:39.960 This dude gets no pussy, oh? 1.00
00:27:42.420 Is he a hard one? 1.00
00:27:43.660 I think what it is is that he,
00:27:45.760 I could see him connecting
00:27:46.980 with a lot of different types of people.
00:27:49.440 Generic.
00:27:50.360 No.
00:27:51.440 No, you're really open and loving.
00:27:54.580 Yeah.
00:27:55.400 That's good to know.
00:27:56.240 Will you come up, please?
00:27:58.300 Will you share a very intimate hug?
00:28:06.360 Hmm.
00:28:08.360 She looks scared.
00:28:11.320 You saw her eyes right here?
00:28:12.440 She's, no.
00:28:14.860 No. 0.99
00:28:15.700 That guy might be gay. 0.99
00:28:17.740 Look at that. 0.99
00:28:18.580 Hmm.
00:28:19.980 Fear.
00:28:20.920 Fear.
00:28:21.760 Interesting.
00:28:24.000 I'm gonna ask you to come up,
00:28:26.460 just to see what's up.
00:28:29.200 Will you hold hands?
00:28:31.080 All right.
00:28:31.920 That wasn't, if they were sleeping together,
00:28:33.320 that would have been a little more natural,
00:28:34.700 but they might just feel uncomfortable right now. 0.93
00:28:39.440 Feel like you're gay. 1.00
00:28:41.460 I think they, I think they'd be fucking, bro. 1.00
00:28:43.800 Same here. 0.99
00:28:44.620 There could have been, I'm not sure. 0.99
00:28:47.000 I was wrong, these two gotta be fucking, 0.99
00:28:48.580 they have not, 0.99
00:28:49.240 they've been touching this whole time right here.
00:28:51.620 Those two.
00:28:52.420 Will you guys kiss?
00:28:54.020 Hmm.
00:28:55.020 No?
00:28:56.020 All right, never mind.
00:28:56.760 All right, my bad.
00:28:57.980 So they're not sleeping together.
00:29:00.800 I'm not.
00:29:01.640 That's cheating, you can't tell somebody to kiss. 0.55
00:29:03.560 Fully confident in this,
00:29:04.640 but I'm gonna pair them together.
00:29:06.260 All right, so that means the last group.
00:29:09.900 Well.
00:29:10.740 No.
00:29:11.980 Hell no.
00:29:15.260 Can you picture these two sleeping with each other?
00:29:17.460 Yeah.
00:29:18.300 Why could you see us sleeping together?
00:29:24.760 Oh, word?
00:29:27.160 Oh.
00:29:28.420 Man, y'all cheating right now, 1.00
00:29:29.580 at least try, okay, yeah, okay, they're fucking. 1.00
00:29:31.420 All right, get back in the line. 0.99
00:29:35.340 So everybody who she matched up,
00:29:37.120 stand next to each other.
00:29:39.900 All right, these are all the couples that you matched up.
00:29:47.260 Raise your hand if she got you right. 1.00
00:29:50.520 Holy dick. 1.00
00:29:51.360 Wow. 1.00
00:29:54.500 Damn, I suck at this. 1.00
00:29:55.780 I really thought I was good at analyzing people, yo. 1.00
00:29:58.120 She's, she good, yo.
00:30:01.340 No.
00:30:02.180 Oh my God.
00:30:07.240 Wow.
00:30:08.080 So you're gonna talk to each group in the video.
00:30:11.020 El, El in the chat, El in the chat, El in the chat.
00:30:13.000 Let me get a beer, hold on.
00:30:14.800 El! 1.00
00:30:16.240 I suck. 1.00
00:30:18.280 Usually I'm good. 1.00
00:30:24.500 Usually.
00:30:28.360 It's not my fault.
00:30:29.400 It's all the fruitiness.
00:30:30.280 It got me confused.
00:30:31.020 It got me confused. 1.00
00:30:35.920 Damn, yo. 1.00
00:30:36.640 Damn. 1.00
00:30:37.200 Nah, she good though. 1.00
00:30:38.040 It's not rigged.
00:30:38.780 It's not rigged.
00:30:40.380 Okay.
00:30:42.480 What's your relationship like?
00:30:44.140 We've slept together once.
00:30:45.700 Okay.
00:30:46.220 Why was it so obvious to you?
00:30:47.540 How did you guess?
00:30:48.400 You just look great together.
00:30:49.860 There's a good balance.
00:30:51.200 Would you sleep with each other again?
00:30:52.740 Yeah.
00:30:53.060 Yeah, absolutely.
00:30:53.700 Great.
00:30:56.140 Were they tougher to guess?
00:30:58.160 Visually, I didn't put them together.
00:30:59.800 I perceived a shyness to you.
00:31:01.620 I'm pretty shy.
00:31:02.340 And you have all this glitter.
00:31:04.120 Like, I perceived outgoing. 1.00
00:31:05.520 The El in the chat, I fucking suck. 1.00
00:31:06.940 Damn it, bro. 1.00
00:31:07.720 Damn. 1.00