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00:00:00.080 Kevin Samuels, things your father should have taught you.

00:00:02.680 Grown man training.

00:00:04.000 RIP Kevin Samuels in the chat.

00:00:05.360 This guy always spoke the truth and never switched up.

00:00:08.160 No matter how many times they wanted to cancel him,

00:00:10.340 he stayed true to himself.

00:00:11.360 And that's rare to find on social media.

00:00:12.840 He triggered people on a regular basis.

00:00:15.320 One thing I realized, chat,

00:00:17.500 is when there's one person that triggers a lot of people online

00:00:21.320 and gets really a lot of people riled up,

00:00:24.080 they're saying the truth.

00:00:25.540 If it's one dude who's not a government entity,

00:00:28.140 if it's one dude who doesn't have any bias

00:00:30.520 or any other money motive other than saying what he's saying

00:00:32.980 and working for himself and it triggers people,

00:00:35.560 he's saying the truth.

00:00:37.000 Kevin Samuels was one of those guys.

00:00:38.880 People were celebrating his death on Twitter 1.00

00:00:40.740 like fucking Osama Bin Laden died 1.00

00:00:43.520 when New Yorkers were like, 1.00

00:00:44.760 even now, fucking whores to this day 1.00

00:00:48.820 are still celebrating his death, 1.00

00:00:51.580 are DMing his children, making fun of him.

00:00:54.600 Why?

00:00:55.240 Because he called the hoes hoes. 1.00

00:00:56.700 He was saying what it was.

00:00:57.680 And no one was really calling it out.

00:00:59.540 Rest in peace, Kevin Samuels.

00:01:04.140 Watching.

00:01:07.500 Teaching.

00:01:09.960 Trying to get you guys 1.00

00:01:12.040 on that grown damn man path. 0.99

00:01:19.940 And you know what? 0.99

00:01:22.460 Some of you brothers have actually,

00:01:24.160 some of you guys have actually taken the advice.

00:01:27.680 But I got to admit,

00:01:30.720 I'm feeling some kind of way about a hangout.

00:01:36.380 See, Boogie did the other day. 0.99

00:01:38.140 And he was talking about just some basic damn hygiene. 0.98

00:01:44.820 And I saw 300 plus dudes in there 0.99

00:01:47.780 not knowing what the hell was going on.

00:01:51.680 And I'm like,

00:01:52.240 what the, what?

00:01:55.120 I'm pissed. 0.91

00:01:56.920 I am pissed that you jabronis, 1.00

00:02:02.380 you, you fools. 1.00

00:02:04.040 It's like I got teenage boys. 1.00

00:02:05.680 It's like I got teenage boys. 0.99

00:02:11.300 So I'm about to have to do some grown damn man training 0.99

00:02:14.860 because man, 0.98

00:02:15.740 real talk.

00:02:17.040 We really need it.

00:02:19.000 If you don't know how to groom yourself,

00:02:20.880 take care of yourself,

00:02:22.820 you need,

00:02:23.640 you don't need to be on YouTube talking about nothing about a woman,

00:02:26.380 nothing about a woman,

00:02:28.080 nothing about female nature, 0.98

00:02:29.360 nothing. 0.93

00:02:29.780 If you niggas still sleeping in socks, 1.00

00:02:33.160 if you fools still sleep in the socks, 1.00

00:02:36.000 yeah, 1.00

00:02:36.300 that kind of shit. 1.00

00:02:37.260 If you, 1.00

00:02:37.540 if that's one of you dudes,

00:02:39.380 man,

00:02:40.000 any,

00:02:40.400 any success you've had with a woman 0.77

00:02:42.720 has just been purely by that chick.

00:02:48.160 Grant, 1.00

00:02:48.640 you some pity pussy. 1.00

00:02:50.400 Chad, 1.00

00:02:50.940 do you believe in the conspiracies about it?

00:02:54.180 He seemed like a healthy guy right here.

00:02:56.900 I don't know.

00:02:57.580 I don't want to get into the,

00:02:58.640 it's something I really don't know about,

00:03:00.620 but a lot of people are donating and saying like he had cancer,

00:03:03.660 then he died after taking the shots.

00:03:05.900 Kind of sus.

00:03:07.300 I don't know.

00:03:07.860 I,

00:03:08.040 it really surprised me.

00:03:09.500 This usually happens to people who say the truth.

00:03:12.780 That's true.

00:03:13.920 See,

00:03:14.440 because they don't want dudes like you. 1.00

00:03:16.820 They'll take you in a pinch. 0.99

00:03:19.400 But they want grown damn men. 1.00

00:03:24.060 What do I mean by grown damn men? 0.99

00:03:25.820 I mean, 0.99

00:03:26.220 men that hold themselves,

00:03:27.980 carry themselves like men,

00:03:29.780 you know,

00:03:32.480 and that's all the way around the board.

00:03:35.480 You know,

00:03:35.720 what things that I find is kind of funny is,

00:03:38.800 uh,

00:03:39.740 some of you cat,

00:03:43.080 some cats,

00:03:43.960 they really.

00:03:45.500 That's some old head lingo cats,

00:03:47.160 man.

00:03:47.480 Some of you cats.

00:03:49.900 They know,

00:03:50.500 but they don't know.

00:03:53.100 So when they get on the panels or get in chat rooms,

00:03:57.540 you can really,

00:03:58.320 they really start telling on themselves.

00:04:01.280 It's like,

00:04:02.040 really?

00:04:02.860 Like there was a conversation about like Axe body spray.

00:04:06.840 And one of these dudes actually came in and said,

00:04:09.360 what's wrong with Axe body spray?

00:04:13.220 Ninja.

00:04:13.740 Ninja. 0.99

00:04:13.820 If you a grown damn man talking about what's wrong with Axe body spray, 1.00

00:04:21.040 the nerve of you niggas. 1.00

00:04:24.280 The nerve.

00:04:25.360 What's wrong with Axe body spray? 0.99

00:04:26.600 Every goddamn thing's wrong with Axe body spray. 1.00

00:04:28.800 You a grown goddamn man. 1.00

00:04:30.500 Act like one. 1.00

00:04:31.320 Dress like one. 0.73

00:04:32.120 Groom like one.

00:04:32.920 So I'm about to get into it.

00:04:37.260 40 people watching.

00:04:38.260 First up, 0.99

00:04:38.640 hit the damn like button and show some love in extreme chat. 0.99

00:04:43.460 That's what you do. 0.99

00:04:43.760 Should I speed it up?

00:04:44.940 Should I speed it up?

00:04:45.740 That's what you do right there.

00:04:46.800 You show some love.

00:04:48.120 Cause if you got any questions,

00:04:50.800 it's time to ask your big brother. 1.00

00:04:53.100 I'm going to teach you some shit that your daddy should have taught you. 1.00

00:04:55.180 But if you're like most of us, 1.00

00:04:57.180 mama wasn't married to your daddy. 1.00

00:04:58.460 So who taught you this shit? 1.00

00:04:59.500 Nobody. 1.00

00:05:00.440 You didn't learn how to do any of this stuff. 0.98

00:05:02.360 And a lot of you guys were too preoccupied with other shit to even worry about it. 0.81

00:05:08.180 So what does that mean? 0.98

00:05:09.640 Got a lot of grown men out here still carrying themselves like boys.

00:05:15.160 Axe body spray past middle school is crazy.

00:05:18.180 Hygiene like boys. 0.99

00:05:19.180 Grooming like boys. 0.59

00:05:20.600 And want man-sized results. 0.82

00:05:22.420 Moon America says I use Axe. 1.00

00:05:23.780 Throw that shit out. 1.00

00:05:24.520 You need to get some cologne. 1.00

00:05:26.820 At least the basic stuff.

00:05:27.920 You can get Dior Sauvage.

00:05:29.640 Everybody has it.

00:05:30.320 It's basic,

00:05:30.840 but it's good.

00:05:31.420 Axe body spray smells like a middle school gym locker room.

00:05:34.820 I'll tell you first off,

00:05:35.540 first and foremost, 0.96

00:05:37.560 nerve you niggas. 1.00

00:05:39.160 Women want men. 1.00

00:05:41.200 Women want sexy men. 1.00

00:05:43.280 Women want masculine men. 1.00

00:05:45.460 Women want men that other women want. 1.00

00:05:51.400 Appreciate the super chat.

00:05:52.580 Hold on.

00:05:52.920 Let me switch this out,

00:05:53.920 man.

00:05:54.000 I'm about to have to teach.

00:05:55.960 Teach from a superior position.

00:05:57.920 All right.

00:06:00.080 What you dudes need to understand is number one. 0.99

00:06:03.200 Any motherfucker coming in here wanting to play games with me today, 1.00

00:06:06.020 I am going to roast the shit out of you. 1.00

00:06:09.120 If you want to come in talking about, 1.00

00:06:10.900 oh man,

00:06:11.160 that's,

00:06:11.360 you know,

00:06:11.520 the kind of stuff he's talking about is lame, 0.93

00:06:13.560 weak, 1.00

00:06:14.000 gay. 1.00

00:06:14.220 I am going to roast the shit out of you. 1.00

00:06:17.440 That was the best part about his show was that every day women would call in expecting that they wouldn't get roasted like every other woman thinking I'm different than the other ones. 1.00

00:06:27.960 And he would still roast the shit out of them. 0.99

00:06:31.120 And it wasn't even being mean. 0.99

00:06:32.340 It was still based in truth. 0.99

00:06:33.600 Make a gay comment because it's you. 1.00

00:06:36.240 Is this the dudes that come in and doing that kind of shit that he's ashy ass elbow skid marking the draws dudes that bitches to get mad because a pretty sweet, 1.00

00:06:48.500 a pretty smooth motherfucker like myself come along and upgrade his bitch. 1.00

00:06:52.240 That's what happens. 1.00

00:06:55.340 These suckers get mad because when the real man come along and upgrade on his bitch. 1.00

00:07:01.880 Yeah, 1.00

00:07:02.300 let's get rid of it.

00:07:02.900 Let's get with it.

00:07:03.480 You know what?

00:07:04.780 Playtime is over.

00:07:06.820 Playtime is over.

00:07:08.880 Playtime is over.

00:07:09.780 All right,

00:07:10.100 niggas. 1.00

00:07:11.000 The reason you can't get any quality ass, 1.00

00:07:13.240 the reason you can't keep a bitch, 1.00

00:07:14.260 the reason you can't hold the woman, 1.00

00:07:15.540 the reason you can't knock a bitch is because you don't look like a goddamn man. 1.00

00:07:19.980 You look like a fucking child. 1.00

00:07:21.540 You carry a- 1.00

00:07:21.960 It makes you want to do some push-ups right now. 1.00

00:07:23.160 You look like a fucking child. 1.00

00:07:24.520 You do child shit. 1.00

00:07:26.160 I look at some of you dudes, 1.00

00:07:27.420 uh,

00:07:28.860 profile pictures and I laugh.

00:07:31.620 If you got- 0.97

00:07:32.060 The profile pictures are goddamn telling. 0.95

00:07:34.400 A lot of it, 0.94

00:07:34.900 almost every single person hating,

00:07:36.900 saying some nonsense, 0.99

00:07:38.040 has one of those goofy ass cartoon profile pictures. 0.99

00:07:41.540 You know what I'm saying? 0.99

00:07:42.360 If you're too goofy to put yourself in your profile picture, 0.98

00:07:44.840 it's like, 0.98

00:07:45.260 all right, 1.00

00:07:46.060 keep talking shit, 1.00

00:07:47.020 man. 1.00

00:07:47.440 Got a shirtless profile picture, 1.00

00:07:48.500 put on a goddamn shirt. 1.00

00:07:49.460 Nobody want to see your cuts. 1.00

00:07:54.100 Niggas, 1.00

00:07:54.360 better to actually do this.

00:07:55.900 Masculine silhouette.

00:07:57.160 Let's start from the bottom,

00:07:58.080 though.

00:07:58.380 Sit up straight when I listen to Kevin. 1.00

00:07:59.300 Get some damn shoes, 1.00

00:07:59.980 niggas. 1.00

00:08:00.440 Yeah. 0.84

00:08:01.060 You need six shoes, 0.99

00:08:02.080 and I've made four videos telling your punk ass what six shoes you need. 0.99

00:08:05.120 If you don't want to go invest money in your shoes and your footwear, 0.99

00:08:09.280 you want to walk around wearing run over tennis shoes and beat up dress shoes, 0.76

00:08:12.520 niggas, 1.00

00:08:12.840 deal with the outcome. 0.99

00:08:14.860 White people, 1.00

00:08:15.380 stop wearing fucking busted ass Air Force Ones. 1.00

00:08:17.960 Clean them and buy a new pair. 1.00

00:08:19.340 Deal with these trash bitches that you get. 1.00

00:08:22.060 That's right. 1.00

00:08:22.500 I said it. 1.00

00:08:23.520 Deal with these trash bitches you get. 1.00

00:08:25.220 Yeah. 1.00

00:08:25.560 A woman that will fuck a man, 1.00

00:08:26.980 a woman that will fuck a man with run over shoes, 1.00

00:08:30.040 dusty ass shoes, 1.00

00:08:31.020 ain't a bitch I want to deal with. 1.00

00:08:32.180 See, 1.00

00:08:34.920 you equate the fact, 0.99

00:08:35.960 because you can get out here and get some stanky ass, 1.00

00:08:38.140 you know, 1.00

00:08:38.600 lower level pussy. 1.00

00:08:40.120 You equate that as like you winning. 1.00

00:08:42.400 No,

00:08:42.660 you ain't winning.

00:08:43.780 You ain't winning. 1.00

00:08:45.400 It's not winning if you fucking a bitch, 1.00

00:08:47.420 if you fucking a vampire. 1.00

00:08:49.880 If you fucking one of these dry cleaning bitches. 1.00

00:08:52.440 Nine to five. 1.00

00:08:53.300 In by nine,

00:08:53.760 out by five.

00:08:54.280 I said on the other stream, 1.00

00:08:55.140 give yourself the gift of goddamn daylight. 1.00

00:08:57.340 Get a day walker bitch. 1.00

00:08:58.300 Get a bitch that you can walk around with in front of everybody. 1.00

00:09:01.380 Everybody be like, 1.00

00:09:01.840 damn. 1.00

00:09:03.200 Jermaine came. 1.00

00:09:03.900 Damn it. 1.00

00:09:04.260 Jermaine is the man. 1.00

00:09:04.940 He came up.

00:09:05.940 See,

00:09:06.280 a lot of you guys can't pull these kind of chicks because these chicks require something of you.

00:09:10.640 If you don't know how to take care,

00:09:12.700 let's talk about your shoes.

00:09:13.780 Your shoes are the fun.

00:09:15.140 Let's talk about shoes.

00:09:16.900 Let's get it. 1.00

00:09:18.300 Motherfuckers. 1.00

00:09:19.840 He was one fly ass dude. 1.00

00:09:22.120 Grown goddamn man's shoe. 1.00

00:09:23.940 That's a boot. 1.00

00:09:24.800 It's an ostrich.

00:09:25.720 Do you know how to shine a shoe?

00:09:28.000 Those are low key high heels though.

00:09:29.820 This is why so many of you dudes should have gone to the military.

00:09:32.420 At least in the military,

00:09:33.720 they would have made you actually learn how to take care of yourself.

00:09:36.780 Grooming is important in the military.

00:09:37.960 This is why I recommend so many guys go to the military.

00:09:39.800 Do you know how to shine a shoe?

00:09:40.920 Don't say a hole is a hole,

00:09:43.280 Michael.

00:09:43.560 Don't say a hole is a hole,

00:09:44.480 chat.

00:09:45.340 Nuh-uh. 1.00

00:09:46.700 There's levels to this shit. 1.00

00:09:48.540 If you don't, 1.00

00:09:49.940 the nerve you niggas. 0.99

00:09:50.840 The nerve!

00:09:51.140 There's plenty of videos out on here on YouTube.

00:09:52.620 I got videos out here.

00:09:53.740 Know how to shine shoes.

00:09:54.680 I see some of you guys' shoes and I'm like, 0.99

00:09:59.300 damn, 1.00

00:10:00.500 your shoes just need to be shot. 1.00

00:10:02.900 Mm-hmm. 0.99

00:10:04.980 If you're,

00:10:05.640 here's the thing,

00:10:06.700 if a woman can look at your shoes and anticipate what your drawers look like, 0.98

00:10:11.160 what your house look like,

00:10:12.740 you don't see a man with well-kept,

00:10:15.020 well-kept and clean shoes who has bad hygiene and grooming.

00:10:18.520 Uh-huh.

00:10:19.100 It matters.

00:10:20.060 Women's sense of smell is anywhere from three to seven times more, 1.00

00:10:22.680 uh,

00:10:23.220 in tune,

00:10:23.700 more sensitive than a man.

00:10:25.240 They look at this stuff.

00:10:27.320 You may not think it's important,

00:10:28.760 but here's the thing. 0.98

00:10:29.500 You ain't fucking you. 1.00

00:10:30.720 So I don't care what you think. 0.99

00:10:32.260 I don't give a damn if you don't like what I'm saying. 1.00

00:10:34.020 The fact of the matter is you need to know this shit. 0.99

00:10:36.460 I'm switching out glasses because I want to see which ones I want to teach you. 0.99

00:10:39.020 Oh,

00:10:39.220 these might be it.

00:10:40.240 I like these.

00:10:40.740 These are great.

00:10:41.120 So if you don't know how to shine your shoes,

00:10:43.840 learn how to shine the shoes.

00:10:45.560 I have videos on how to shine a shoe.

00:10:47.040 Get,

00:10:47.260 get you some,

00:10:49.060 uh,

00:10:49.480 spray bottle with some water.

00:10:51.540 Okay.

00:10:52.000 An old sock,

00:10:53.060 a rag.

00:10:53.800 Get you some shoe cream. 0.99

00:10:55.560 White people. 0.99

00:10:56.200 I don't know why you think it's cute to walk around with these busted ass Air Force 1.00

00:10:59.860 ones. 1.00

00:11:00.300 That trend needs to die. 0.86

00:11:02.240 Y'all think it's cute. 0.99

00:11:03.200 It looks disgusting. 0.98

00:11:04.320 You're ruining it. 0.99

00:11:05.060 Creased up all dirty, 1.00

00:11:07.200 a Sharpie with some nasty ass name on it, 1.00

00:11:09.660 bro. 0.99

00:11:09.800 And then,

00:11:10.900 uh,

00:11:12.000 shoe polish to match the color leather you have and go to work. 1.00

00:11:16.820 Clean your damn shoes. 1.00

00:11:18.520 Yeah. 1.00

00:11:18.840 Put shoe trees in your shoes.

00:11:20.100 Take care of your shoes.

00:11:21.540 Even your,

00:11:22.220 even your tennis shoes.

00:11:23.000 See you, 0.99

00:11:23.420 you jokers will actually go out here and buff up and clean your Jordans and shit like this. 1.00

00:11:26.680 Word. 0.99

00:11:27.740 No,

00:11:28.340 no,

00:11:28.600 no.

00:11:28.680 You need to,

00:11:29.060 you need to,

00:11:29.580 you're going to wear whatever you need to clean them.

00:11:31.400 Clean your shoes.

00:11:32.520 Change your shoelaces.

00:11:33.880 Change them.

00:11:34.180 Put foot powder in your shoes.

00:11:36.160 Powder.

00:11:37.040 Dr.

00:11:37.480 Shoals. 1.00

00:11:37.780 It's coming up on the summertime.

00:11:39.220 You need to have,

00:11:40.240 don't,

00:11:41.520 don't walk around wearing shoes with no socks.

00:11:43.800 You need to have a no show sock on there.

00:11:45.500 That's right.

00:11:46.080 And then some powder in there.

00:11:46.980 Bottom line.

00:11:49.760 That's what you do.

00:11:50.500 You only need six shoes.

00:11:51.680 Oxford amongst wrap,

00:11:52.580 a boot,

00:11:53.060 a loafer,

00:11:53.760 a driver,

00:11:54.600 and a sneaker.

00:11:55.220 That's it.

00:11:57.160 A man only needs six. 0.98

00:11:58.320 Everything else is a lifestyle choice.

00:11:59.680 So I don't want to see.

00:12:00.880 And I ain't even really going in on the brand right now.

00:12:03.060 I will say,

00:12:03.680 you know what I say?

00:12:04.280 Anything under $150 is cheap because you can't get the parts.

00:12:07.700 But the end of the thing,

00:12:08.600 a man that takes,

00:12:09.280 I disagree.

00:12:09.860 It's not about the price.

00:12:11.020 Shoes.

00:12:12.560 Shoes a nice,

00:12:13.360 clean,

00:12:13.780 tight,

00:12:14.020 even a spit shine on them.

00:12:15.400 Boom.

00:12:15.600 They got these little quick shine things where you can actually just go

00:12:18.320 buy them for $5 across your shoe.

00:12:21.500 At least do that once here.

00:12:22.720 Air Force ones before you step outside.

00:12:24.580 I can see all the yesterday's party.

00:12:26.840 Like I can,

00:12:27.400 it's just disgusting. 0.95

00:12:28.500 What you do.

00:12:29.300 One wipe,

00:12:30.360 have some self-respect,

00:12:31.460 man.

00:12:33.600 So I don't want to hear anything about,

00:12:35.160 you know,

00:12:35.520 I want to,

00:12:36.160 you know,

00:12:36.460 these women, 1.00

00:12:36.980 obese and this and that. 0.98

00:12:37.860 When I look at you dusty, 0.90

00:12:38.700 busty, 0.99

00:12:38.920 crusted ass dudes, 1.00

00:12:39.760 dusty, 1.00

00:12:40.360 busty,

00:12:40.740 crusted, 1.00

00:12:41.240 clean your goddamn shoes. 1.00

00:12:42.340 Clean them. 1.00

00:12:45.220 Nervy.

00:12:45.600 Nervy niggas. 1.00

00:12:46.140 The Nervs. 0.92

00:12:47.000 Next.

00:12:49.660 All right,

00:12:50.060 P.

00:12:50.180 Let's talk about gentlemen.

00:12:54.580 Let's talk about,

00:12:55.340 let's talk about, 1.00

00:12:57.140 let's talk about keeping your ass clean. 0.99

00:13:01.780 Talk about it, 1.00

00:13:02.480 Kevin. 1.00

00:13:02.640 Keeping your ass clean. 1.00

00:13:03.660 Talk about it. 1.00

00:13:04.180 I don't care who sits around and tell you,

00:13:09.140 man,

00:13:09.400 I don't want one of them shower puffs.

00:13:10.940 I want a manly thing.

00:13:11.980 I just need a soap and a rag.

00:13:13.420 See what I see.

00:13:14.040 A lot of times guys come in here and they want to,

00:13:16.240 you know,

00:13:16.420 because a guy takes grooming and take care of his body. 0.69

00:13:18.640 Seriously. 0.98

00:13:19.220 Nigga, 1.00

00:13:19.640 you,

00:13:19.820 we ain't bathing with lava soap.

00:13:21.640 Okay.

00:13:22.720 You don't need pumice.

00:13:23.880 You ain't out in a, 1.00

00:13:25.060 in a fucking mine. 1.00

00:13:26.160 You're not up under a car all day. 1.00

00:13:27.620 You are in an office environment somewhere.

00:13:29.580 You're not really out here building bridges.

00:13:31.420 So you know what you need?

00:13:32.460 You do need a bar of dove soap.

00:13:35.860 Not ivory,

00:13:36.900 but dove because it has body oils in it and a rag. 0.99

00:13:40.520 But you need to get a fucking shower puff that you change out weekly. 1.00

00:13:46.440 White people don't wash their legs. 1.00

00:13:48.220 You remember that? 0.99

00:13:49.080 I don't know why.

00:13:50.160 White people don't use loofahs. 0.99

00:13:51.260 Don't use washcloth. 0.99

00:13:52.420 Just like a squirt of body wash,

00:13:55.940 liquid gel,

00:13:57.100 boo.

00:13:58.080 And that's it.

00:13:59.300 Scrub.

00:14:00.520 Ugh.

00:14:01.160 Y'all smell. 0.79

00:14:02.460 And what do you bathe with?

00:14:04.460 Boom,

00:14:04.880 bucka.

00:14:05.740 You can use dove body wash. 0.99

00:14:08.240 I'm sorry for just going on white people. 0.99

00:14:09.380 Not all of you are dirty, 0.98

00:14:10.220 but like Kevin Samuels is talking, 0.97

00:14:12.600 man.

00:14:12.800 Come on,

00:14:13.120 man.

00:14:13.260 They have one for men. 0.95

00:14:14.640 You can use,

00:14:15.660 there is one line that you can use for all your men's products.

00:14:19.960 And it's Jack Black.

00:14:21.420 They got a body wash.

00:14:22.700 They have an all over body wash.

00:14:24.020 And then they have a turbo body wash.

00:14:26.660 Either one of them works.

00:14:28.940 But I like getting specialized stuff for special things.

00:14:31.400 I'll tell you something.

00:14:32.600 This is what I've been using here lately.

00:14:34.160 This is from L'Occitane.

00:14:36.920 This is $25.

00:14:38.780 And it lasts me a month.

00:14:42.140 It has almond oil in it.

00:14:45.060 And dude,

00:14:46.280 this is all in one.

00:14:47.660 Put a lid on the shower puff

00:14:48.720 and clean yourself.

00:14:50.460 Oh my God.

00:14:51.660 Life is good.

00:14:52.960 You're not all dry and cracked up and everything else.

00:14:56.160 You come out of the shower and you're feeling good.

00:14:57.880 You know what?

00:14:58.260 Hold up.

00:14:58.660 I mean, 0.93

00:14:58.920 no homo. 1.00

00:14:59.560 Kevin Samuels does look like he smells good. 0.96

00:15:02.880 Hold on.

00:15:03.400 Let me,

00:15:03.620 let me do something else. 1.00

00:15:04.940 You motherfuckers, 1.00

00:15:05.940 boy. 1.00

00:15:09.580 Kevin.

00:15:13.860 Jack Black is going to be my general recommendation for everybody who's

00:15:16.300 watching now on the rebroadcast.

00:15:17.780 What you really want to find is something that works for you.

00:15:20.080 Take some notes. 1.00

00:15:20.260 You don't want to walk out of this shit. 0.99

00:15:21.360 You don't want stuff that's going to take the moisture out of your skin. 0.99

00:15:23.420 You need something that's going to leave the moisture in there.

00:15:24.880 When I talked about the shower puff,

00:15:26.800 you know,

00:15:27.180 you know what that is.

00:15:29.180 Now,

00:15:29.340 I mean,

00:15:29.460 you guys got one of these.

00:15:31.920 Oh,

00:15:32.280 I don't even have,

00:15:34.540 I don't have that.

00:15:35.520 I'm liking right now.

00:15:36.580 The shower mitt.

00:15:38.540 This,

00:15:38.940 this knocks off the dead skin.

00:15:40.820 Oh,

00:15:41.040 yeah,

00:15:41.340 it's a loofah.

00:15:42.360 Yo,

00:15:42.800 yo,

00:15:43.120 yo,

00:15:43.380 yo,

00:15:43.580 please buy that.

00:15:44.620 Please buy that.

00:15:45.800 A lot of you think that you can't get ashy because you're not dark skin.

00:15:48.180 You still get ashy. 0.99

00:15:49.580 You stink. 0.99

00:15:50.880 Come on, 1.00

00:15:51.460 man.

00:15:52.460 It exfoliates your skin.

00:15:54.880 Hey man,

00:15:55.820 we're going to talk about it.

00:15:56.560 You need to exfoliate,

00:15:57.960 clear off them dead skin cells.

00:15:59.560 So they'll all end up in your bed with beds.

00:16:01.480 So the bed bugs have nothing.

00:16:02.400 A lot of you just take the body wash and go,

00:16:04.540 that's all.

00:16:05.640 That's it.

00:16:06.700 You're not clean.

00:16:08.400 You don't.

00:16:09.380 What about that?

00:16:10.600 What's happening on your back?

00:16:11.900 Uh-huh. 0.99

00:16:12.860 Yo ass ain't Reed Richards. 0.99

00:16:14.780 You need to get something to get that back. 0.98

00:16:16.700 Yeah.

00:16:17.140 Especially as we get in the summertime,

00:16:18.100 because if you can't,

00:16:19.720 if you can't put your hand on it and apply pressure,

00:16:22.280 you got places all on your body,

00:16:24.060 on your back.

00:16:24.720 They're just little places where funk,

00:16:26.340 funk and oil just kind of coagulates.

00:16:29.300 Boom, 1.00

00:16:29.700 fuck up. 1.00

00:16:30.000 And you have to talk about, 1.00

00:16:31.200 man,

00:16:31.560 you know,

00:16:31.980 what kind of cologne should I put on? 0.99

00:16:32.960 Nigga, 1.00

00:16:33.060 you ain't even clean.

00:16:35.000 Bruh.

00:16:35.820 I shower twice a day.

00:16:36.840 Summertime,

00:16:37.380 three times.

00:16:38.280 Three times is crazy.

00:16:39.940 Three times is crazy.

00:16:40.900 Quick shower.

00:16:41.260 Pop, pop.

00:16:41.760 I like showering.

00:16:42.880 And the thing is,

00:16:44.100 you want to stay clean.

00:16:47.560 So,

00:16:48.320 Jack Black,

00:16:49.300 body wash is cool.

00:16:53.260 Maybe you got a question while I'm teaching,

00:16:54.720 man,

00:16:54.840 this is what you do.

00:16:55.520 You want me to answer a question while I'm going?

00:16:57.960 You need to put that in Super Chat,

00:16:59.300 fam.

00:17:01.440 There's a link for Super Chat right there.

00:17:04.340 Washing.

00:17:05.280 Here's the thing.

00:17:05.740 After you get out of your wash,

00:17:07.220 what you do is,

00:17:09.040 let me tell you a couple things.

00:17:10.740 One,

00:17:11.240 this is Shea Moisture.

00:17:12.860 Daily Hydration with Coconut Oil. 0.99

00:17:14.560 You need to hang around black people 1.00

00:17:16.060 to figure out a lot of this shit. 1.00

00:17:16.960 I did not know about Shea Butter, 0.99

00:17:18.720 Almond,

00:17:19.240 whatever, 1.00

00:17:19.740 all these scents and all this shit. 1.00

00:17:21.480 Loofah. 1.00

00:17:22.160 I didn't even know.

00:17:22.960 You know what? 1.00

00:17:23.340 I've been like talking shit about white people. 1.00

00:17:24.960 I didn't know about loofahs. 1.00

00:17:27.420 My parents didn't tell me about that.

00:17:28.860 I knew about that from boarding school,

00:17:30.400 from living with two black people

00:17:31.680 in a boarding school.

00:17:33.600 You don't use a washcloth?

00:17:35.320 And I'm like,

00:17:35.920 yeah,

00:17:36.160 what do you mean?

00:17:38.520 They call me dirty.

00:17:39.860 Since then,

00:17:40.520 I don't want to ever be called dirty again.

00:17:42.060 I always wash my legs,

00:17:43.760 but if you go on Twitter,

00:17:44.800 bro,

00:17:45.040 you remember that?

00:17:45.920 White people are out here 1.00

00:17:47.020 not washing their legs. 1.00

00:17:49.080 White people, 0.98

00:17:49.520 can you vouch for that?

00:17:50.220 I did not know that.

00:17:51.120 Every time I'm in the shower, 1.00

00:17:52.060 I still think about that shit. 1.00

00:17:53.220 Yo, 1.00

00:17:53.440 white people's dead ass 1.00

00:17:54.240 don't be washing their legs, 1.00

00:17:55.500 man.

00:17:55.700 This is a great overall body lotion.

00:17:59.980 It's like $9.

00:18:01.920 It's not that cheap and quaint stuff.

00:18:03.940 Man,

00:18:04.060 if you got lotion that feels thin and oily,

00:18:07.180 man, 1.00

00:18:07.400 just throw that shit out. 1.00

00:18:10.400 That is whack. 1.00

00:18:12.220 Whack,

00:18:12.660 whack,

00:18:12.940 whack.

00:18:13.060 Boom, 1.00

00:18:13.240 fuck up. 1.00

00:18:13.580 You need something that's going to absorb in your skin. 1.00

00:18:15.380 The largest organ on your body is the skin,

00:18:17.040 and you need to take care of it.

00:18:18.260 So if you clean it and exfoliate,

00:18:19.900 you need to moisturize. 0.98

00:18:22.040 You see the black people laughing in the chat 1.00

00:18:23.840 and all the white people getting offended? 0.79

00:18:25.240 Using this stuff right here. 0.66

00:18:28.040 Same thing as a little spray oil.

00:18:30.720 I mean,

00:18:31.700 skin oil.

00:18:32.640 Comes in a spray bottle.

00:18:34.160 You get out of your shower,

00:18:35.560 I like to pat myself,

00:18:37.820 and then put that oil.

00:18:39.220 A couple of sprays, 1.00

00:18:41.520 and just work it in to your damn skin. 1.00

00:18:44.040 And after that, 1.00

00:18:44.960 moisturize.

00:18:47.300 Moisturize. 0.99

00:18:47.780 White people don't use lotion. 0.80

00:18:49.080 That's not even being racist. 0.99

00:18:50.500 White people don't use lotion. 0.88

00:18:51.800 Every time, 0.99

00:18:52.340 they're like,

00:18:52.560 what do you mean?

00:18:54.060 I just,

00:18:54.480 I thought this was supposed to be down here.

00:18:56.460 You actually put it on your body?

00:18:58.380 White people, 0.98

00:18:58.860 am I wrong? 0.76

00:18:59.920 Give me a WRL. 0.96

00:19:00.540 Only white people answer this. 0.93

00:19:02.320 And y'all go, 1.00

00:19:02.780 do you wash your legs, 1.00

00:19:03.560 white people, 0.99

00:19:03.960 WRL?

00:19:05.020 I really,

00:19:05.960 I think Taylor Swift had a point.

00:19:08.260 After that,

00:19:08.760 you moisturize.

00:19:09.380 From there,

00:19:09.700 you are ready to go.

00:19:11.140 You are ready to go.

00:19:14.160 Now,

00:19:15.120 you need,

00:19:15.840 I told you you need a shower puff,

00:19:17.300 something for your back.

00:19:18.340 You need to exfoliate

00:19:19.280 at least two or three times a week.

00:19:20.580 Not every day.

00:19:21.760 Every two to three days.

00:19:23.500 But you also need

00:19:24.380 to get one towel

00:19:25.580 that goes to your armpits 1.00

00:19:27.300 and your asshole. 1.00

00:19:29.500 You need to get a towel 1.00

00:19:30.680 and some soap

00:19:31.380 and scrub under your armpits. 0.88

00:19:32.740 Word.

00:19:33.020 And then use that same towel

00:19:35.360 and apply a nice dose of soap

00:19:38.380 and spend two minutes.

00:19:40.480 This chat is divided right now, man. 0.98

00:19:42.560 Washing your nuts. 1.00

00:19:44.440 Don't just go one or two passes now, nigga. 1.00

00:19:46.440 Wash your nuts. 1.00

00:19:47.240 Wash up a crack.

00:19:48.280 Wash up under the tank.

00:19:49.500 Yep.

00:19:49.680 You need to do that. 1.00

00:19:50.580 And then you need to rinse that motherfucker out. 1.00

00:19:52.120 Do it again 1.00

00:19:52.580 and wash down the crack of your ass. 1.00

00:19:54.520 The crack of your ass. 1.00

00:19:56.300 Yep. 1.00

00:19:56.600 Down the crack of your ass. 1.00

00:19:58.320 And then you need to actually, 1.00

00:19:59.580 yeah,

00:19:59.700 and you need to look at it

00:20:00.720 and you need to wash 1.00

00:20:01.660 until that motherfucker's clean. 1.00

00:20:03.060 Uh-huh. 1.00

00:20:04.500 Then you need to actually

00:20:05.800 point away from the shower,

00:20:07.380 bend over, 0.99

00:20:07.800 and let the goddamn water 1.00

00:20:08.720 run through there. 1.00

00:20:09.840 Let it go, bro.

00:20:10.840 I'm telling you,

00:20:11.860 in my experience,

00:20:13.640 white people don't really 0.98

00:20:14.740 be cleaning properly, bro. 0.99

00:20:17.460 It's not being racist.

00:20:18.900 It's just my experience.

00:20:20.080 And why do you think

00:20:20.720 there's so many laugh emojis

00:20:21.920 from only the black people 0.99

00:20:22.940 in the chat?

00:20:23.800 White people are like, 1.00

00:20:24.260 yeah, you racist. 1.00

00:20:25.320 You racist. 0.99

00:20:26.240 No. 1.00

00:20:27.320 But you smell worse

00:20:28.840 for real. 1.00

00:20:30.520 Yeah, nigga, 1.00

00:20:31.000 clean your asshole. 1.00

00:20:32.280 Yeah. 1.00

00:20:34.460 A woman never licked 1.00

00:20:35.120 your ass probably 1.00

00:20:35.640 because it's got crustaceans 1.00

00:20:36.900 in it, dude. 1.00

00:20:37.260 A woman never ate your ass? 1.00

00:20:38.700 Why? 1.00

00:20:41.540 What's up? 0.90

00:20:42.260 Nervy, you niggas, man. 1.00

00:20:43.620 Talk about you want to 0.97

00:20:44.220 get brought to give you 1.00

00:20:45.160 a blowjob and all that 1.00

00:20:45.880 and you got fucking 1.00

00:20:46.440 dingleberries and shit. 1.00

00:20:47.400 Yo, Cass, 1.00

00:20:47.780 am I racist or do white people 0.98

00:20:49.040 not really wash their legs? 0.98

00:20:50.320 Wash their legs? 1.00

00:20:51.280 Do white people smell worse? 1.00

00:20:54.900 No. 1.00

00:20:55.920 Okay.

00:20:56.440 Yeah, Cass is just like

00:20:57.340 a scent for white people, so. 1.00

00:20:58.620 Get all up in your asshole. 1.00

00:20:59.920 You want to join? 1.00

00:21:01.520 Asking me about what to wear,

00:21:02.720 what smells good. 1.00

00:21:03.460 Nigga, your ass stink. 1.00

00:21:04.240 You watching Kevin Samuels? 1.00

00:21:06.240 Most of you don't even

00:21:06.980 know how to wipe good.

00:21:07.900 We're going to get to that.

00:21:10.060 All right.

00:21:11.200 Washing,

00:21:11.700 this is something

00:21:12.280 we now need to talk about also.

00:21:13.960 Washing your face. 1.00

00:21:15.080 Fuck washing your face 1.00

00:21:16.060 with your hands. 1.00

00:21:17.660 I'm going to say it again. 1.00

00:21:18.340 Fuck washing your face 1.00

00:21:19.080 with your hands. 1.00

00:21:19.640 Word?

00:21:20.100 I didn't know this.

00:21:21.360 Especially if you're prone

00:21:22.120 to break out to pimples

00:21:23.180 or something.

00:21:24.500 This right.

00:21:25.180 Face looking clean.

00:21:26.200 Come on, man.

00:21:26.860 Ain't no pimples

00:21:27.340 on my face, Kevin.

00:21:28.000 Here is a Mia 0.58

00:21:29.420 Shower,

00:21:30.460 a Mia 2.

00:21:37.160 Mine's a little different, though.

00:21:39.100 Sometimes more effective

00:21:40.140 than using your hand.

00:21:42.260 Look, dude.

00:21:43.180 These things used to cost

00:21:43.980 a lot of money.

00:21:44.380 These things around 50 bucks.

00:21:45.300 And you can go use this

00:21:47.760 and use that very same

00:21:49.640 Jack Black

00:21:50.680 or T.

00:21:51.620 Chanley or something.

00:21:52.520 Daily facial cleanser.

00:21:54.000 Not that bar soap. 0.99

00:21:55.720 No, nigga. 1.00

00:21:56.320 Do not wash your face 1.00

00:21:57.420 with the same shit 1.00

00:21:58.240 you put on your body. 1.00

00:21:59.140 It is a different

00:21:59.860 kind of skin.

00:22:00.780 You need something different.

00:22:02.380 You need something

00:22:03.180 that's going to be able

00:22:04.460 to be pH balanced

00:22:05.540 and not dry your skin out.

00:22:07.500 Jack Black does the job.

00:22:09.140 There are two kinds

00:22:09.660 of Jack Black

00:22:10.080 I like.

00:22:10.700 There's one that actually

00:22:11.640 works as a mask,

00:22:12.920 but we're going to get

00:22:13.300 onto this.

00:22:13.980 There you go.

00:22:14.400 You apply about

00:22:14.880 the dime-sized portion.

00:22:16.120 Uh-huh.

00:22:16.600 And then you actually...

00:22:19.160 This goes on for a minute.

00:22:22.920 Get your T's on.

00:22:23.820 I don't think mine's

00:22:24.500 meant for the face, though.

00:22:26.400 I don't want to...

00:22:27.200 I'm not going to do

00:22:27.740 what he's doing.

00:22:28.440 This is a T.

00:22:29.680 And then you get

00:22:32.000 your cheeks.

00:22:33.120 Boom, Bucker! 1.00

00:22:35.180 And up around your nose.

00:22:37.040 You want to know

00:22:37.860 how it don't break out?

00:22:38.680 Go back to some

00:22:39.160 of my other videos.

00:22:40.200 Especially when I was

00:22:40.880 just starting my

00:22:41.740 testosterone treatments.

00:22:42.880 I was breaking out 1.00

00:22:43.500 like a motherfucker 0.99

00:22:44.080 because my skin 1.00

00:22:45.000 wasn't getting clear.

00:22:45.880 Clean.

00:22:46.760 I double wash.

00:22:48.340 Yo.

00:22:48.840 I wash once.

00:22:50.760 Dry.

00:22:51.760 Rinse.

00:22:52.300 Wash twice.

00:22:53.620 That's how my skin

00:22:54.400 stays clear.

00:22:54.860 That's how you're like,

00:22:55.320 how you look so good at 50?

00:22:56.080 Because I take care

00:22:56.540 of my skin.

00:22:57.340 Uh-huh.

00:22:59.680 And clear that throat. 0.99

00:23:01.080 Pause.

00:23:02.120 Every two days.

00:23:03.760 Yeah, yeah.

00:23:04.540 I exfoliate.

00:23:06.000 Yeah.

00:23:06.620 Again, that replenishes

00:23:08.260 the skin.

00:23:08.780 That sloughs away 0.99

00:23:09.400 the old skin 1.00

00:23:10.080 and allows new stuff

00:23:12.200 to come shining through.

00:23:13.460 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:23:14.040 All you need is a little.

00:23:15.440 And you don't need 1.00

00:23:15.780 to scrub that shit 1.00

00:23:16.440 like you're trying 1.00

00:23:17.240 to get oil

00:23:17.740 out of one of your fingernails.

00:23:18.780 Yeah.

00:23:19.040 Just relax it in.

00:23:26.420 Every four days,

00:23:27.400 I actually use this.

00:23:28.640 A power peel.

00:23:30.120 This has glycolic acid.

00:23:31.540 What this actually does,

00:23:32.960 it's like when you see

00:23:33.820 women go to the 1.00

00:23:34.640 dermatologist

00:23:36.680 to get a skin peel.

00:23:37.740 Yeah.

00:23:38.140 Do it at home.

00:23:39.960 These aren't as strong,

00:23:41.720 but you actually,

00:23:42.420 every four days,

00:23:43.180 you just,

00:23:43.820 your entire face,

00:23:45.600 you don't,

00:23:46.460 you do it before you shave,

00:23:48.760 and it actually,

00:23:50.820 like where you have

00:23:51.960 scarring and stuff like that,

00:23:53.120 it actually breaks down

00:23:54.480 those things

00:23:55.580 and allows them

00:23:56.020 to slough away.

00:23:56.740 And this.

00:23:58.900 See,

00:23:59.280 this,

00:23:59.860 this,

00:24:00.520 and this,

00:24:02.700 this is for your eyes.

00:24:04.540 Comes in a package

00:24:05.180 for 100 bucks.

00:24:06.480 See,

00:24:07.040 after you wash your face,

00:24:08.840 if you're over 30,

00:24:10.280 you want to start

00:24:10.960 using a serum.

00:24:12.520 Your skin gets old.

00:24:14.100 You want to start

00:24:14.560 using a serum.

00:24:15.740 This is a protein booster.

00:24:17.020 I wash,

00:24:19.220 rinse,

00:24:19.600 wash again,

00:24:20.120 and then once I clean. 0.99

00:24:21.360 All the white people 1.00

00:24:22.060 who are mad, 1.00

00:24:22.620 do you exfoliate?

00:24:23.760 Do you have all these creams?

00:24:25.300 Or do you just take

00:24:25.880 a bar of soap and blah?

00:24:27.620 Really?

00:24:28.200 You have the,

00:24:28.840 white people be using 0.95

00:24:29.600 the eight in one 0.56

00:24:30.560 Old Spice deodorant

00:24:32.760 washing machine

00:24:34.240 dishwasher 1.00

00:24:35.480 fucking, 1.00

00:24:36.960 like, 1.00

00:24:37.940 you need a little more

00:24:38.940 variety in here.

00:24:39.760 If it's an eight in one,

00:24:41.000 come on, man.

00:24:42.900 I'll actually use

00:24:43.920 my toner.

00:24:45.960 Yep, 0.99

00:24:46.280 it's a whole goddamn regiment. 1.00

00:24:47.460 You're right. 1.00

00:24:48.220 White people, 0.98

00:24:48.660 am I being racist

00:24:49.240 or is that not true?

00:24:50.440 You all use

00:24:51.380 the five in one 1.00

00:24:52.160 fucking here, 1.00

00:24:53.400 the same, 1.00

00:24:54.100 you brush your teeth

00:24:54.940 with the same thing

00:24:55.640 you use for your armpits 1.00

00:24:56.560 and your ass. 1.00

00:24:57.160 Like, 1.00

00:24:57.560 am I wrong?

00:24:58.640 You want to be 1.00

00:24:59.000 a good looking motherfucker? 1.00

00:25:00.040 You want to, 1.00

00:25:00.460 do you want to stay

00:25:00.880 looking good

00:25:01.260 or you want to look

00:25:01.580 like a beat up truck? 1.00

00:25:02.460 Tell me that shit, 1.00

00:25:03.120 nigga, 1.00

00:25:03.300 do it.

00:25:04.000 Yeah.

00:25:05.400 Because the proof

00:25:06.060 is in the pudding.

00:25:06.460 When you walk outside,

00:25:07.980 the world tells you,

00:25:09.440 don't use cotton balls.

00:25:10.620 Use a little pads,

00:25:11.800 little circular discs,

00:25:12.900 put a little on there.

00:25:13.560 This is the best thing,

00:25:14.520 man,

00:25:14.660 because you can wash

00:25:15.580 your face,

00:25:16.920 but then you'll walk

00:25:17.560 and then you run

00:25:18.320 this over there

00:25:18.880 and you'll see

00:25:19.640 that there's still

00:25:20.140 dirt and oil

00:25:20.920 in your pores. 1.00

00:25:22.080 Disgusting. 1.00

00:25:22.600 That's why you got 0.98

00:25:23.000 to take levels.

00:25:24.000 I mean,

00:25:24.140 you're out in the world

00:25:24.940 with sun and ozone

00:25:25.980 and all this other

00:25:26.680 kind of stuff. 1.00

00:25:27.040 That shit lands 1.00

00:25:27.420 on your face 1.00

00:25:27.880 and then if you put

00:25:28.660 any product on your hair,

00:25:29.800 that comes out.

00:25:30.320 You need to bring 1.00

00:25:31.480 this shit out of your skin 1.00

00:25:32.240 so it doesn't sit in there 1.00

00:25:33.180 and make pimples 0.52

00:25:34.240 and everything else.

00:25:35.240 So wash,

00:25:36.800 rinse,

00:25:37.300 wash, 0.58

00:25:38.180 then you apply

00:25:39.060 your daily toner.

00:25:39.840 I do this every day.

00:25:40.580 It's like

00:25:40.860 in a stranger.

00:25:41.660 A daily toner. 0.96

00:25:42.980 Black people in the chat 0.99

00:25:43.900 who are dying laughing 0.99

00:25:45.040 right now,

00:25:45.660 am I wrong?

00:25:46.900 Before y'all keep

00:25:47.680 calling me racist,

00:25:48.540 this is just an observation.

00:25:49.840 This is field research.

00:25:51.100 Black people,

00:25:51.940 do white people 1.00

00:25:52.580 stink a little bit? 1.00

00:25:53.480 Do white boys, 1.00

00:25:54.720 could they use 0.68

00:25:55.240 a little more

00:25:55.760 of this video?

00:25:56.860 Could they use a toner?

00:25:58.520 Do they all use

00:25:59.240 five in one?

00:26:00.480 Or maybe like

00:26:01.080 bring up the stats

00:26:01.860 and statistics

00:26:02.420 because actually

00:26:03.260 I shower properly.

00:26:04.600 White people, 0.98

00:26:05.000 do you use washcloths 1.00

00:26:05.900 and black people, 0.98

00:26:06.700 what do you think?

00:26:07.740 I'm a mediator.

00:26:08.700 I'm black,

00:26:09.220 white,

00:26:09.400 and Asian.

00:26:09.940 I can't be racist.

00:26:11.280 I'm everything.

00:26:12.680 This is just what I'm saying.

00:26:13.700 This is my experience.

00:26:15.140 Black people,

00:26:15.580 could someone vouch for me 0.86

00:26:16.500 without being in the schedule?

00:26:19.040 Jack Black has

00:26:19.680 all of one set.

00:26:20.660 So does this company

00:26:21.160 called Murad.

00:26:21.820 M-U-R-A-D. 1.00

00:26:23.020 If you're prone

00:26:23.460 to pimples or acne,

00:26:24.700 the acne line is great.

00:26:27.020 But I'm just telling you

00:26:27.780 basic stuff.

00:26:28.800 Then,

00:26:29.340 over 30,

00:26:30.000 you want to apply

00:26:30.820 a serum.

00:26:33.140 Serum goes under.

00:26:34.540 Then what are you

00:26:34.980 going to do?

00:26:35.400 You have to have

00:26:35.960 a moisturizer.

00:26:37.560 Do not put 0.99

00:26:38.220 that damn lotion 1.00

00:26:38.980 you have on your body 1.00

00:26:39.960 on your goddamn face. 1.00

00:26:42.120 No. 1.00

00:26:43.020 This,

00:26:44.580 look how thick this is.

00:26:47.020 You see how thick that is?

00:26:47.760 Oh my God.

00:26:48.580 Look at how thick that is.

00:26:51.760 You see?

00:26:52.360 That is thick. 0.67

00:26:54.020 And white people, 0.59

00:26:54.620 I'll give you this. 1.00

00:26:55.480 You're not the stinkiest race. 0.99

00:26:57.000 You know who the stinkiest race is. 1.00

00:26:59.280 The stinkiest race, 1.00

00:27:00.400 they, 0.99

00:27:00.880 I'm not going to say it

00:27:01.760 because I'm going to,

00:27:02.480 but they drive cabs. 0.99

00:27:04.340 Thank you.

00:27:04.920 Come on.

00:27:05.140 That's their,

00:27:06.340 they smell like curry.

00:27:08.700 Like you can smell

00:27:09.360 the curry come out

00:27:10.120 of the skin. 0.98

00:27:10.540 White people, 0.99

00:27:10.880 you don't take 1.00

00:27:11.200 the stinkiest card,

00:27:12.420 but you could improve.

00:27:13.900 Just being honest.

00:27:14.720 That's like icing.

00:27:16.720 You don't put that

00:27:17.580 on your face.

00:27:19.720 Look at that.

00:27:24.280 It is much lighter. 0.98

00:27:25.760 It's like that cheap-ass

00:27:26.940 lotion you buy 0.92

00:27:27.580 for your body.

00:27:28.900 It's much lighter

00:27:29.840 and it goes a lot further.

00:27:31.340 See,

00:27:31.660 you couldn't put

00:27:32.520 all that on your face.

00:27:33.400 You just need

00:27:33.760 a little bit.

00:27:35.140 Put it on your face

00:27:35.860 and massage it all in 0.70

00:27:37.000 and you don't,

00:27:37.880 and you want to massage

00:27:38.540 it in with the.

00:27:40.360 I did not say

00:27:41.260 what race it was.

00:27:42.140 I just said,

00:27:42.640 thank you.

00:27:43.140 Come again.

00:27:43.580 That's all I said.

00:27:44.740 I just said that

00:27:45.340 they are Uber Eats drivers

00:27:46.740 and you could smell

00:27:48.840 chicken curry

00:27:50.020 coming out of the skin.

00:27:51.060 I didn't say any race.

00:27:52.700 I just did a voice.

00:27:53.980 Okay?

00:27:54.480 You cannot cancel me.

00:27:55.880 Hands with your fingers

00:27:56.600 all across your face

00:27:57.840 and work it in.

00:27:59.840 You want to do this

00:28:01.300 while the,

00:28:01.780 preferably while

00:28:02.700 the shower is still going.

00:28:04.060 I mean,

00:28:04.240 while the room is still,

00:28:04.900 the air in the bathroom

00:28:06.860 is still warm

00:28:07.520 and dude,

00:28:08.120 all this takes me

00:28:08.700 less than 15 minutes

00:28:09.620 because you get good at it.

00:28:12.060 Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

00:28:13.500 Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

00:28:16.120 Wash.

00:28:18.440 Toner.

00:28:21.880 Protein booster.

00:28:22.960 Serum.

00:28:24.900 Moisturizer.

00:28:25.220 And you want to moisturize here

00:28:27.500 and you want to moisturize here

00:28:27.520 and get under your neck too. 0.86

00:28:29.360 Don't, 0.97

00:28:29.800 don't just do your face,

00:28:30.620 do your neck

00:28:31.000 so you don't have 1.00

00:28:31.480 the turkey neck shit. 1.00

00:28:32.420 Let me tell you 1.00

00:28:32.760 one of the most important things.

00:28:35.800 Eye cream.

00:28:37.200 Under your eye

00:28:37.980 is the most sensitive skin.

00:28:40.300 And a lot of dudes

00:28:41.220 walk around.

00:28:42.100 All right.

00:28:42.440 Okay. 0.97

00:28:42.620 Black people. 0.89

00:28:43.220 Now this is a little much. 0.99

00:28:44.240 Eye cream,

00:28:45.380 toner,

00:28:46.180 like,

00:28:46.520 okay.

00:28:47.180 Now it's just like

00:28:48.440 you got a whole makeup bag.

00:28:51.280 Kevin Samuels

00:28:51.940 must have been walking around.

00:28:53.460 Imagine him at the airport

00:28:54.600 checking in all those 1.00

00:28:55.540 fucking creams 1.00

00:28:56.220 and shit like that. 1.00

00:28:56.800 And it's a little much 0.99

00:28:57.500 at that point.

00:28:58.580 You can chill out.

00:28:59.180 You smell good.

00:28:59.760 That's fine.

00:29:00.220 Eye cream,

00:29:00.940 protein booster.

00:29:01.940 Bro, relax.

00:29:03.560 Because you live up,

00:29:04.260 dude, just trust me.

00:29:05.140 Every age,

00:29:05.700 you need to be trying

00:29:06.640 to use this.

00:29:07.920 And the way you do it

00:29:08.820 is you apply it

00:29:09.400 on your ring finger.

00:29:10.500 That's as much as you need.

00:29:12.300 Rub it in.

00:29:13.200 Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop.

00:29:14.580 Rub it into here.

00:29:16.860 You actually dab it in.

00:29:18.020 You don't rub. 0.72

00:29:18.900 See,

00:29:19.580 now I'm going to tell you,

00:29:20.340 a lot of you guys

00:29:20.980 never learned how to do this.

00:29:22.640 You think,

00:29:22.960 oh man, 1.00

00:29:23.180 this is some gay fag shit. 1.00

00:29:24.340 Yeah. 1.00

00:29:24.800 Let me tell you something.

00:29:26.420 Boom, bucka.

00:29:27.840 This

00:29:28.240 is what

00:29:30.180 men do

00:29:31.740 and should be doing.

00:29:33.500 Taking care of yourself 0.98

00:29:34.300 is not gay. 0.99

00:29:36.560 Boom, bucka. 1.00

00:29:37.440 You got to make this shit normal. 1.00

00:29:38.660 It's not gay. 1.00

00:29:39.420 When you go to

00:29:40.260 a nice gym,

00:29:43.600 man,

00:29:43.840 these guys in there

00:29:44.380 got product and toner.

00:29:45.540 You see?

00:29:46.720 So,

00:29:47.360 so many of us think,

00:29:49.420 so many black men in particular,

00:29:50.840 we think 0.98

00:29:51.180 the more rugged or rustic 1.00

00:29:53.180 some shit is, 1.00

00:29:53.680 the more manly. 1.00

00:29:54.740 I'm not going to clean.

00:29:55.660 I'm not going to do anything.

00:29:56.380 I'm going to clean my face with,

00:29:57.680 I'm going to use Tide.

00:29:58.820 That's how strong I am.

00:29:59.800 I'm going to wash my face

00:30:00.740 with Don Dish.

00:30:01.760 You do that.

00:30:02.640 You go ahead and do that.

00:30:04.620 And then when you've got,

00:30:05.260 and then when you look like

00:30:05.960 whodunny with your face up on the TV,

00:30:07.720 go ahead.

00:30:08.480 So,

00:30:09.520 that takes less than 15 minutes.

00:30:11.880 Start to finish.

00:30:12.620 Oh,

00:30:14.840 and here's another thing.

00:30:15.800 Black people too.

00:30:16.740 Okay. 0.90

00:30:17.300 You want to get a moisturizer

00:30:18.260 that has an SPF at least 20.

00:30:20.260 Protect you from the sun.

00:30:21.360 Word?

00:30:22.060 Dude,

00:30:22.500 let me tell you. 0.95

00:30:23.320 Black people, 0.98

00:30:24.080 do you put on sunscreen? 0.99

00:30:25.620 You don't put on sunscreen. 0.86

00:30:27.000 You know damn well, 0.59

00:30:27.680 you're like, 0.96

00:30:27.920 nah,

00:30:28.260 I'm melanated. 1.00

00:30:28.960 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

00:30:29.620 Put on some sunscreen. 1.00

00:30:30.460 Beautiful thing about Jack Black, 1.00

00:30:31.980 you can buy all this shit 1.00

00:30:33.920 in a one-stop shop thing. 1.00

00:30:36.120 Boop.

00:30:37.160 All you got to be like,

00:30:38.040 this should last you three months.

00:30:44.680 So it's $30.

00:30:46.880 Your mileage may vary

00:30:48.060 depending on what you want to do.

00:30:50.020 So,

00:30:51.720 grab some drink.

00:30:52.640 See what's going on in the chat room.

00:30:57.040 Whoa,

00:30:57.540 whoa,

00:30:57.840 whoa,

00:30:58.060 whoa,

00:30:58.320 whoa.

00:30:58.840 I didn't say that they smell bad.

00:31:01.420 You guys,

00:31:02.200 what?

00:31:02.760 What?

00:31:03.160 No,

00:31:03.500 no,

00:31:03.760 no,

00:31:03.880 no,

00:31:03.980 no.

00:31:04.100 I just said the people that's,

00:31:05.340 no,

00:31:05.820 man,

00:31:06.140 man.

00:31:06.260 So at real talk,

00:31:09.820 how many,

00:31:10.120 how many of you,

00:31:10.720 how many of your fathers,

00:31:12.240 how many people have ever taught you guys how to do it?

00:31:14.600 I mean,

00:31:14.820 guys,

00:31:15.060 how many guys,

00:31:15.640 how many men have there were taught how to do this when they were born? 1.00

00:31:20.500 Shut up, 0.99

00:31:20.740 raise your hand. 1.00

00:31:22.060 Raise your hand.

00:31:22.860 If you were taught how to do this.

00:31:25.800 Said,

00:31:26.140 I'm truly a role model.

00:31:26.800 Appreciate it.

00:31:27.700 Chad,

00:31:27.960 raise your hand.

00:31:28.480 I can't even raise my hand.

00:31:29.600 I'd never learned about toner.

00:31:31.840 I never knew about protein cream.

00:31:34.520 I didn't even put on sunscreen,

00:31:35.860 really.

00:31:36.580 If you were taught how to do this.

00:31:37.960 Thank you.

00:31:38.340 Fade is in my hand.

00:31:38.900 Appreciate you.

00:31:39.380 Raise your hands.

00:31:40.040 Raise your hands.

00:31:40.580 Show me with one.

00:31:41.580 Bruh.

00:31:44.240 Chad,

00:31:44.580 raise your hands.

00:31:45.540 My hands are going up.

00:31:46.520 I ain't know this.

00:31:49.500 Dexter's lab says black soap with vitamins and minerals,

00:31:52.320 hair cream,

00:31:53.320 rinse out while bathing,

00:31:54.460 comfortable underwear,

00:31:55.300 and no more baggy clothes.

00:31:56.020 That's right,

00:31:56.380 man.

00:31:57.440 All right.

00:31:58.660 Most guys weren't taught how to do this.

00:32:00.040 We were taught just to go wash.

00:32:02.960 But,

00:32:03.200 but you see your mother and if you had sisters,

00:32:05.460 they were in the bathroom forever.

00:32:07.620 We weren't taught to prioritize ourselves.

00:32:09.780 Word.

00:32:10.380 Let me tell you something.

00:32:11.620 Moist,

00:32:12.120 that,

00:32:12.360 that,

00:32:13.140 your skin moisturizer,

00:32:16.420 your facial moisturizer.

00:32:17.540 Yeah.

00:32:17.720 it comes in,

00:32:20.300 you can even have some that are tinted.

00:32:22.180 So let's say you have like,

00:32:24.000 especially for,

00:32:24.880 for white guys or Asian guys,

00:32:27.200 you know,

00:32:27.560 if you have skin discoloration,

00:32:28.820 it all just kind of works together.

00:32:30.940 See,

00:32:31.480 we got to,

00:32:31.940 I am going to make it cool to be a well-groomed,

00:32:34.920 sexy man.

00:32:35.220 That's my whole point.

00:32:36.720 You don't want to, 0.99

00:32:37.500 you don't want to do all the shit I talk about on my channel. 0.99

00:32:39.600 If you don't clean your body first, 0.99

00:32:41.000 man.

00:32:41.220 Yeah.

00:32:44.280 Some guys say learn.

00:32:46.340 Some guys say they learn.

00:32:47.560 All right.

00:32:48.120 Let me,

00:32:48.420 let's talk about something else.

00:32:52.260 Give me a second.

00:32:53.080 Give me a second guys.

00:32:53.540 That's not a lot of hands.

00:32:54.580 I saw raised.

00:32:59.380 Why don't date my women my age?

00:33:01.480 I don't have to.

00:33:02.740 I date hot women. 1.00

00:33:05.740 Cause I take care of myself.

00:33:06.960 I can get a pair of clippers.

00:33:08.540 Man,

00:33:08.940 Kevin Samuels really went out the way he was preaching.

00:33:11.200 They found him in a room. 0.91

00:33:12.560 What's like a 25 year old baddie Latina. 1.00

00:33:15.260 Just like he said, 0.97

00:33:16.180 man.

00:33:16.660 That's anger man channel.

00:33:17.460 How old do you think he was?

00:33:18.500 How old do you think he is right here?

00:33:19.560 This is 2019.

00:33:21.540 He looks like he's like 42.

00:33:23.800 There's a reason why not trying to be racist, 0.99

00:33:27.140 but white people age way worse than black people. 0.98

00:33:30.680 Kevin Samuels looks like he could be in his early forties here. 0.97

00:33:33.100 What was he like 57 when he died?

00:33:35.860 This is the wall.

00:33:36.880 And this is the,

00:33:38.120 the detailer.

00:33:42.340 Keep your beard at a nice level.

00:33:44.340 Keep your lines nice and tight.

00:33:47.600 Clippers.

00:33:48.920 Three guards and a brush on this. 0.73

00:33:51.740 70 bucks.

00:33:52.540 Great investment.

00:33:53.540 You know what else you do with this? 1.00

00:33:54.920 Shave your fucking nuts. 1.00

00:33:56.880 Shave your nuts. 1.00

00:33:58.240 You feel me? 0.99

00:33:58.860 Why did Kevin Samuels look like this age?

00:34:01.420 White people at 57 look like they're already, 0.99

00:34:03.900 they look like 87.

00:34:05.620 There's a reason.

00:34:06.340 The toner,

00:34:07.660 the everything,

00:34:08.620 the lotion,

00:34:09.680 exfoliating.

00:34:11.640 Just saying.

00:34:13.600 Just saying.

00:34:15.960 Time to talk about Big Island Twins. 1.00

00:34:17.720 It's time to talk about how to keep your dick looking, 1.00

00:34:20.480 keeping your balls on fleck. 1.00

00:34:21.800 Mm-hmm. 1.00

00:34:22.380 Keep those balls on fleck. 0.97

00:34:23.300 Summertime. 1.00

00:34:24.680 And there is nothing worse in spring and summertime than you motherfuckers out here with swamp crotch. 1.00

00:34:31.800 Swamp ass. 1.00

00:34:32.300 And swamp ass. 1.00

00:34:33.080 No chick wants to smell your sweaty balls. 1.00

00:34:38.500 Your salty balls. 1.00

00:34:41.360 Shave your shit. 1.00

00:34:43.420 Use the lowest guard to keep that shit clean. 1.00

00:34:45.820 Mm-hmm. 1.00

00:34:46.160 Bone booker.

00:34:48.940 Make a design.

00:34:50.900 You don't have to go bald down there, but you need to shave. 1.00

00:34:54.360 Put your goddamn glasses on and make sure. 1.00

00:34:57.380 And for you, when you start to shave down the shaft of your dick, you want to go against the grain. 1.00

00:35:02.480 Against the grain. 1.00

00:35:02.880 I do because my hair's long.

00:35:04.300 But you don't want to go completely bald because I don't want you guys getting ingrown hairs and things like that.

00:35:08.520 Mm-hmm.

00:35:08.940 This is going to be weird at first, especially if you've never done it.

00:35:13.440 And if you shave properly, you can add an extra inch. 0.99

00:35:15.640 I'll tell you, when you shave your balls and manscape down there, it is such a relieving feeling. 0.99

00:35:22.860 You can just feel it. 0.99

00:35:23.820 It's not as warm.

00:35:24.460 It's not as hot down.

00:35:25.200 Look at his eyes roll back.

00:35:26.940 His eyes are rolling back thinking about shaving.

00:35:29.300 Man.

00:35:31.000 And honestly, women love to service a well-manicured lawn. 1.00

00:35:34.680 They do, man. 0.98

00:35:35.360 You know, you can decide if you want to, I say shave your nuts, too.

00:35:41.080 You don't want hairs growing everywhere. 0.84

00:35:43.140 You need to shave it. 0.99

00:35:43.840 Look, Bill said my shit got to taper. 0.99

00:35:45.700 You can decide the length, but you need to keep it maintained. 0.99

00:35:50.240 Speaking of which, let's get into the big elephant in the room.

00:35:58.020 Mm-hmm.

00:35:59.280 How many of you guys know what this is?

00:36:01.220 Baby wipes?

00:36:01.760 What's that for?

00:36:02.820 Baby wipes, right?

00:36:03.620 These are Equate Flushable Wipes.

00:36:06.440 What are these for?

00:36:07.380 You feel me?

00:36:08.300 Yo.

00:36:10.320 What are these for?

00:36:11.880 Equate Flushable Wipes.

00:36:14.240 Yeah.

00:36:15.420 Somebody raise your hand.

00:36:17.480 Me.

00:36:18.100 Tell me what these are for.

00:36:19.180 Me, Kevin. 1.00

00:36:21.840 Wipe your ass, niggas. 1.00

00:36:23.520 Your ass stinks. 1.00

00:36:25.760 Feel me? 1.00

00:36:26.560 Keep this shit right next to the bed. 1.00

00:36:28.500 Stop wiping your ass with toilet tissue. 1.00

00:36:31.240 These need to sit right behind your toilet. 1.00

00:36:35.660 And after you take a shit. 0.99

00:36:37.120 Well, okay. 1.00

00:36:37.480 It's not just for your ass. 1.00

00:36:38.340 It's also for, like, the cleanup afterwards. 1.00

00:36:40.660 You know what I'm saying?

00:36:41.120 It's better than just, like, a towel or something like that.

00:36:43.420 When, you know, she'll be so happy.

00:36:46.240 She'll be so happy.

00:36:47.500 After the job's done and everything, you just, like, whoop.

00:36:49.620 It's right next to the bed.

00:36:50.760 Oh, let me get that for you.

00:36:52.140 Wipe, wipe. 0.98

00:36:52.720 Oh, my God.

00:36:53.360 That's so nice.

00:36:53.960 Thank you.

00:36:55.100 You know what I mean?

00:36:55.880 Putting you on to free game.

00:36:56.740 You wipe until the brown is gone. 0.99

00:36:59.440 And, yes, you also need to put your index finger, your middle finger, up and around your bunghole a little bit, nigga. 1.00

00:37:06.500 Yeah, finger your ass. 1.00

00:37:07.240 Yeah, you need to go, not all, no freaking shit, nigga. 1.00

00:37:09.820 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:37:10.100 You need to get no good stupid. 1.00

00:37:11.380 But you need to make sure you clean out to where, you don't want no fucking dingleberries, man. 1.00

00:37:15.540 And you cannot wipe yourself clean enough with toilet tissue. 0.98

00:37:18.400 Mm-mm.

00:37:19.740 Because it's not moisturized.

00:37:21.080 Mm-mm. 1.00

00:37:21.300 We don't have a bidet where you can actually spray that water on your ass, nigga. 1.00

00:37:24.580 Europeans got that. 1.00

00:37:25.340 We don't got that here.

00:37:27.080 Leave these in your bathroom. 0.99

00:37:28.440 Bitches will appreciate it. 1.00

00:37:29.700 Niggas will appreciate it. 1.00

00:37:31.440 Word, bro.

00:37:32.460 Keep that for when the girl comes over after the club. 1.00

00:37:34.940 She got a little stank ass. 1.00

00:37:36.120 If you leave those in visible sight, all that, like, the stank shit, it will minimize it. 1.00

00:37:41.420 For sure, bro. 0.99

00:37:42.420 Because she be stinking after a day and stuff like that. 1.00

00:37:44.560 It's not just guys will be sweating.

00:37:45.760 Girls will be sweating, too. 1.00

00:37:46.700 Come up with it like a fucking pond in your panties. 1.00

00:37:48.640 It's gross. 1.00

00:37:49.660 It's gross. 1.00

00:37:51.380 Wipe your ass with these and then dry off with paper towel, with toilet paper. 1.00

00:37:55.760 And toilet paper. 1.00

00:37:56.880 Stop buying that single ply shit. 1.00

00:37:58.260 Get double ply, some Charmin, some shit, man. 1.00

00:38:00.220 Take care of your asshole. 1.00

00:38:01.280 You're going to have a woman stick her tongue up in it. 1.00

00:38:02.940 She might as well.

00:38:04.020 Okay, you're wilding for that.

00:38:05.240 Oh, my God.

00:38:05.440 You're wilding for that, Kevin.

00:38:06.400 I ain't going to lie.

00:38:06.900 You're going to be well kept for.

00:38:08.000 Chad, WRL on what he just said.

00:38:13.240 I'm not going to repeat it.

00:38:14.220 I want to get a consensus on this.

00:38:16.220 It's like, it's just not for me.

00:38:18.000 It's not for me.

00:38:20.560 Let me show you something else.

00:38:22.500 As we get into the spring and summertime, invest in these.

00:38:25.060 These are called dude wipes.

00:38:27.440 After you do your shower and all that other stuff, that's your morning routine.

00:38:31.380 But what happens?

00:38:32.680 You're at work.

00:38:33.540 You're just not feeling fresh.

00:38:34.620 You're just not feeling as clean as you want to do.

00:38:36.460 Dude wipes.

00:38:36.760 This is a shower in a bag.

00:38:38.880 You can wipe your face.

00:38:40.500 I use this on my face often during the spring and summer. 0.94

00:38:43.680 Because I hate a dirty face, man. 0.87

00:38:46.220 Especially if you have glasses. 1.00

00:38:47.120 It gets us all in your shit. 1.00

00:38:48.300 Wipe your face. 1.00

00:38:49.140 Wipe behind your ears. 0.99

00:38:50.020 Wipe your neck. 0.98

00:38:51.540 Yep. 0.72

00:38:52.080 Dude wipes.

00:38:53.080 I'm seeing a lot of L's on what he just said. 0.71

00:38:55.520 I ain't going to repeat it because that's a little bit.

00:38:57.880 But I'm seeing 80% L's. 1.00

00:38:59.580 But if you win the shits, like, I'm not going to call it fruity or nothing. 0.97

00:39:02.720 It's just not for me. 0.98

00:39:03.700 It's just not for me.

00:39:04.660 But Kevin Samuels, for all, rest in peace, man. 0.97

00:39:07.000 It was a freaky ass dude. 0.95

00:39:10.760 I know I'm fine. 0.99

00:39:12.440 Dude wipes.

00:39:14.940 Keep them.

00:39:16.420 Some at your office.

00:39:17.920 Keep them in your bathroom.

00:39:19.760 If you're not the guy that wants to take two, three showers a day,

00:39:22.200 you just want to take a shower, just freshen up.

00:39:23.900 Dude wipes a life. 1.00

00:39:26.400 Maintain your shit. 1.00

00:39:28.680 All right. 1.00

00:39:29.100 Let's talk about something else.

00:39:30.300 How many guys have ever gone and got a manicure?

00:39:34.120 I have.

00:39:35.740 If you've never gone.

00:39:36.780 Underrated.

00:39:37.380 Underrated.

00:39:37.800 I mean, it is a little bit.

00:39:39.400 But still, when you do it, I mean, I don't have it right now.

00:39:41.880 My nails look disgusting right now.

00:39:43.200 But it just feels like, whoa.

00:39:44.920 But also, I can't do it because I just pick it off.

00:39:47.080 Chad, WRL getting a manicure.

00:39:48.560 Is that fruity?

00:39:49.040 I got a manicure. 0.97

00:39:50.420 The nerve of you niggas. 1.00

00:39:52.140 You are not a grown goddamn man with raggedy ass nails. 1.00

00:39:57.000 I've seen so many cool, fly looking dudes, man, with fingernails that just look like shit. 1.00

00:40:02.100 A woman is looking at your hands and imagining your fingers inside her vagina. 1.00

00:40:05.460 Word. 1.00

00:40:05.860 She wants, she don't want your shit to look like you've been digging from your, digging 1.00

00:40:09.440 in the mine. 1.00

00:40:10.280 Okay.

00:40:11.240 Nah.

00:40:12.280 Go get a manicure.

00:40:13.580 But I know some of you guys on a budget.

00:40:15.640 I know some of you guys on a budget.

00:40:16.620 So what you need to do is you need to invest in a clipper set.

00:40:21.340 Bigger nail clipper.

00:40:22.200 Toe nail clipper.

00:40:23.600 Nose. 1.00

00:40:24.660 Clip them damn nose hairs, niggas. 1.00

00:40:27.060 Don't be having them hairs growing out everywhere. 1.00

00:40:28.920 Clip your shit. 1.00

00:40:29.380 I'm seeing 70% W's on manicures. 1.00

00:40:31.980 I think there's nothing really fruity about it if you think about it.

00:40:34.940 It's just clean in your hands.

00:40:36.640 There's nothing, what's gay about that? 1.00

00:40:38.960 You notice how they're blunted at the end?

00:40:40.500 Like kindergarten scissors?

00:40:42.300 And then a fingernail file.

00:40:45.340 All right.

00:40:46.680 So in between the time of going to get your professional manicure or your pedicure as it 1.00

00:40:51.380 were, you need to keep your shit trimmed. 1.00

00:40:54.580 Keep your shit trimmed at a great length and get you a real fingernail file. 1.00

00:40:58.040 Some of that coarse shit. 1.00

00:41:00.660 What do you think his suitcase looked like? 1.00

00:41:02.240 Imagine his carry-on going through TSA.

00:41:04.740 Clean your, clip your nails, clean out from under your nails and just keep them buffed.

00:41:09.540 But for 99 cents, you can get a manicure, a manicure, one of these things.

00:41:20.120 Hold on.

00:41:20.800 I think I have another one.

00:41:24.340 It's rough and it takes away the ridges.

00:41:26.300 How y'all doing, man?

00:41:28.320 Y'all learn anything?

00:41:30.160 Che, you learned something or nah?

00:41:32.120 Y'all learn anything right now?

00:41:33.920 I learned a little too much, Kevin.

00:41:35.760 Trust me, man. 1.00

00:41:38.140 Little hottie come by your house and she see this kind of shit in your bathroom, she's getting 1.00

00:41:43.220 wet. 1.00

00:41:44.020 She's like...

00:41:44.260 That's a fact, though.

00:41:45.260 That's a fact.

00:41:46.720 Ooh.

00:41:47.520 At least this dude take care of himself.

00:41:49.000 A girl will judge you so much based on the state of your bathroom. 1.00

00:41:53.340 As soon as she comes into your crib, she's like, detective, you got those wipes in there,

00:41:58.600 your sink is clean, the mirror's clean.

00:42:02.000 She's getting moist.

00:42:02.960 That's a fact, man.

00:42:05.100 Awesome, man.

00:42:05.520 You want to get a satin pillowcase.

00:42:07.680 You know? 1.00

00:42:08.980 You don't want to have women over there fucking their hair messing with you. 1.00

00:42:11.140 Word. 1.00

00:42:11.400 All right.

00:42:13.360 See that?

00:42:14.560 Takes away the ridges and the nail.

00:42:16.080 The ridges.

00:42:16.600 Then what you want to do is it'll smooth.

00:42:20.980 Smooth that same very nail.

00:42:28.040 After you remove the ridges, you want to smooth it.

00:42:30.820 Bruh.

00:42:31.440 Yeah.

00:42:33.520 See how it's starting to shine? 1.00

00:42:35.240 Then you want to actually buff that motherfucker to a fine... 0.99

00:42:38.080 See, I'm not into fingernail polish. 1.00

00:42:39.420 They each his own, but that's just a bridge too far for me.

00:42:42.600 Oh, okay. 1.00

00:42:43.060 But the whole ass shit is not too far. 1.00

00:42:44.720 It's hung in there. 1.00

00:42:45.280 Okay.

00:42:45.700 All right, Kevin.

00:42:47.460 You know.

00:42:48.220 No homo. 1.00

00:42:48.700 That's what you do. 0.82

00:42:49.140 That's what you do.

00:42:49.540 But this is not me.

00:42:52.140 So, let me show you before and after.

00:42:55.240 Before.

00:42:58.020 See that thumb?

00:43:02.020 Is that a good picture?

00:43:05.540 After.

00:43:07.980 All right.

00:43:08.400 Let me see if you can see a difference.

00:43:09.920 All right.

00:43:10.060 We get it. 1.00

00:43:11.100 Fucks. 1.00

00:43:12.760 Do it at home. 1.00

00:43:14.720 Also, grown men have fucking tweezers. 1.00

00:43:17.680 Some tweezers, niggas. 1.00

00:43:18.960 Fucking random errant fucking hairs, errant eyebrows and shit. 1.00

00:43:23.540 Tweezers. 1.00

00:43:26.740 Once you get G, get some cuticle scissors.

00:43:30.040 Yeah, you really can't tell with the lighting.

00:43:31.360 But, uh, yeah, this is, this, this actually is high shine.

00:43:35.920 It's almost, yeah, it's buffed.

00:43:37.380 I wish I could show you the difference.

00:43:38.760 Give me if I turn the light down. 1.00

00:43:39.640 This is a lot of work for some pussy, bro. 1.00

00:43:47.440 This is a dude who's really dedicated to getting pussy. 1.00

00:43:50.860 I respect it. 1.00

00:43:52.240 I respect it.

00:43:53.580 That's way more work than I put in.

00:43:55.160 But this is a dude who really is dedicated to the game.

00:44:00.520 Okay.

00:44:01.020 Right up in the camera.

00:44:01.740 Another thing, after you start clipping your, keeping your nails and stuff taken care of,

00:44:07.000 it's the same thing with your feet.

00:44:09.040 Clip your toenails, keep your toenails. 1.00

00:44:11.500 Dude, you will fuck up some quality loving if you hit a chick with them eagle claws. 1.00

00:44:17.100 Man, keep them shits clean. 1.00

00:44:18.740 That's why I keep my socks on at all times, man. 0.99

00:44:21.600 Manicured, taken care of, man.

00:44:23.620 I can't not, it's stressed.

00:44:24.760 What does he say, Boogie?

00:44:25.120 Stop sleeping in your socks.

00:44:26.100 Dude, you want this in your life.

00:44:28.960 I'm not a big pedicure dude.

00:44:30.240 But I will go.

00:44:33.300 But my stuff stays manicured.

00:44:35.300 I can take off my shoes and take off my shoes and socks anytime and be cool.

00:44:39.680 You should be able to be that way too. 0.99

00:44:41.320 I got some ugly ass feet, man. 0.99

00:44:42.900 I keep those shoes secret. 0.99

00:44:44.240 That's for the girls I really like have feelings for.

00:44:46.320 You're not seeing my feet.

00:44:48.800 You also want to make sure if you got this Shea Moisture Oil, this is good for hand cream

00:44:54.960 because your hands tend to stay drier or other things.

00:44:57.600 And you want to make sure, you know, around your cuticles that they stay kind of hydrated.

00:45:02.780 So I love this stuff right here, man.

00:45:05.320 This is Muhammad Donated 20s to tell us how to forget about depression and focus on the 0.96

00:45:08.520 main thing in life. 0.99

00:45:09.660 Look at how dedicated Kevin Samuels was to get him pussy. 0.99

00:45:12.820 You need to have that same dedication with the rest of your life. 1.00

00:45:16.100 Look at that.

00:45:16.860 This dude is fixing his feet, got toner, got sunscreen.

00:45:20.760 Man, you should have that same dedication to everything you want to do.

00:45:23.680 This is pure just like Shea Butter.

00:45:26.800 Pure Shea Butter.

00:45:28.360 What I do is I'll take that and I'll just apply it on each nail.

00:45:37.520 It's better than cuticle oil.

00:45:38.800 The stuff they put on your fingers at the manicure spot.

00:45:41.320 And it just keeps the, uh, it keeps the skin around your fingers, uh, from cracking.

00:45:51.020 Dude, you do it.

00:45:53.000 Look at the chat.

00:45:53.540 All the chat's laughing at him saying, depression.

00:45:55.520 Yeah.

00:45:56.320 I think the first step to getting over that is stop thinking that you have depression.

00:45:59.580 The more you keep saying it, but I'm depressed, but I'm depressed.

00:46:02.220 The more you are depressed.

00:46:03.560 You do your, you clip your fingernails twice a week.

00:46:08.980 Cause they grow on me twice a week.

00:46:11.100 You know, you got your facial, your facial care regimen.

00:46:13.980 You know, you do that morning and afternoon.

00:46:15.480 Keep your face clear.

00:46:17.100 As anything else, you'll get better and better with time to where I am out of the door. 0.99

00:46:21.960 Well, the secret is that dude died getting his butt ate. 0.95

00:46:24.580 Yo, rest of these, Kevin Sables, man. 0.99

00:46:26.260 But maybe he did.

00:46:27.700 He died doing what he loved doing.

00:46:29.880 In 30 minutes.

00:46:30.700 That's shower, dressed, and routine.

00:46:34.780 That's what you do.

00:46:36.120 But here's the upside about it.

00:46:37.900 Women know, women appreciate a man who takes care of himself. 1.00

00:46:43.080 Let's get back down to Big Island and Twins.

00:46:45.740 You already got, you guys know what this is?

00:46:49.360 Let me just show you what you need.

00:46:50.480 Tell me, Kevin.

00:46:52.160 That's the best one on the market.

00:46:54.580 Chassis.

00:46:56.780 Jack Black also has one called Dry Down.

00:46:59.140 I like it because it has a little green tea in it.

00:47:01.500 Okay.

00:47:01.900 No more of the lotion.

00:47:02.840 Let me skip ahead a while.

00:47:03.720 See what he's talking about.

00:47:04.520 You get more than just the Apple Watch.

00:47:05.780 Apple Watch, good for the gym.

00:47:07.600 Go get you a nice little Seiko.

00:47:11.380 Nice little Seiko watch.

00:47:13.540 You know, he's been a...

00:47:14.160 He's changing glasses every topic.

00:47:16.080 Spend $150 on that joint.

00:47:17.640 $200.

00:47:18.280 Nice, simple Seiko.

00:47:20.100 You guys know I'm big on wrist game.

00:47:21.480 I'm not rocking any right now.

00:47:23.040 But your bracelets.

00:47:23.920 You know, I like silver more than I like gold these days.

00:47:28.920 But whatever.

00:47:29.880 Jack, are we skipping or you want to keep watching this?

00:47:31.860 Whatever it is, you need to actually get a polishing cloth and keep that stuff clean.

00:47:38.020 TH donated five and said, reject minority, modernity, embrace masculinity, F the alphabet club.

00:47:43.580 Don't say F the alphabet club.

00:47:45.020 Let them do them.

00:47:46.060 No, we don't say F anybody over here, bro.

00:47:49.040 This is what we do to the alphabet people and people that like just be wild.

00:47:51.880 Just a straight face.

00:47:54.440 No emotions towards it. 1.00

00:47:55.700 If you say, fuck them, they suck, man. 1.00

00:47:58.760 You can focus too much energy on shit that does not control you. 1.00

00:48:02.940 See, all your stuff needs to be clean. 0.99

00:48:06.660 You can have the best kind of game and everything else. 1.00

00:48:09.860 You get a bitch back to your house. 1.00

00:48:11.140 Your bed ain't made up. 1.00

00:48:12.500 It smells funny in there.

00:48:13.920 Dude, you're going to lose.

00:48:15.680 See, I'm talking about what you put on your body.

00:48:19.300 Everybody look good in these.

00:48:20.280 Thank you for the Seiko suggestions.

00:48:24.120 Okay.

00:48:26.080 You got a car?

00:48:27.300 I need you to keep that thing clean.

00:48:28.780 Mm-hmm.

00:48:32.320 Especially the inside.

00:48:33.780 Word.

00:48:35.560 What's going on here?

00:48:36.640 I need you to keep that thing clean, especially on the inside.

00:48:39.480 I need you to use some of the, some of the simples.

00:48:42.460 Your car needs to be the best definition of sexy on the inside.

00:48:45.060 It needs to be cleaned.

00:48:47.120 That means the dashboard, armor all and stuff, no dust anywhere else in it.

00:48:51.600 You need to go get you on them little trees.

00:48:53.000 I like vanilla aroma myself.

00:48:54.940 Vanilla aroma. 1.00

00:48:56.360 And so when a bitch come in and you sit down in your car, you ain't got Skittles and french fry wrappers and shit. 1.00

00:49:01.400 Man, you look, you need to look like a grown goddamn man. 1.00

00:49:03.900 Yeah. 1.00

00:49:05.240 Backwoods guts all over the floor, bro.

00:49:06.820 I don't care what kind of car it is.

00:49:09.880 It needs to be clean.

00:49:11.680 The outside needs to be clean.

00:49:13.920 Girls don't even care about what type of car you have. 1.00

00:49:15.900 They care about the color and if it's clean inside.

00:49:19.260 What do you need to do on the tires? 0.99

00:49:21.240 You need to put that silicone shit on there. 1.00

00:49:23.680 Not armor all. 0.99

00:49:24.280 You need to silicone them down. 1.00

00:49:25.920 You need to clean your wheels, whether they're chrome or they're alloy.

00:49:29.360 It's your, whatever your car is, that's your car.

00:49:31.360 Keep it clean.

00:49:34.180 That's what you do.

00:49:34.940 Someone said, DeMarco said he loves getting the insides clean.

00:49:39.000 I was going to make that joke, but rest in peace.

00:49:41.020 I don't want to keep talking about getting his insides. 0.67

00:49:42.660 Mo, that's crazy. 1.00

00:49:43.980 How are you going to say some shit like that? 1.00

00:49:45.880 Let's talk about your house, gentlemen. 0.99

00:49:51.500 Muhammad said, y'all say depression ain't real, but you'd be sitting in your rooms all day.

00:49:54.360 Word, bro.

00:49:54.800 You need a room spray.

00:50:06.000 This is called Marshmallow Fireside.

00:50:07.580 It's from Bath and Body Works.

00:50:08.960 You know what it smells like?

00:50:10.200 It smells like By the Fireplace from Africa.

00:50:12.060 Ooh-wee.

00:50:12.920 Ooh-wee. 1.00

00:50:13.400 Love this shit. 1.00

00:50:14.920 House always smells good. 1.00

00:50:16.240 You go to TJ Maxx or Marshalls for $7, get you some generic-ass candles.

00:50:22.280 Black Cedar.

00:50:22.900 You need to get masculine smells.

00:50:23.980 Leathers, woods, cypresses, things like that.

00:50:27.620 You know, avoid these.

00:50:28.880 He was never lacking. 0.99

00:50:30.700 You know, 99-cent jobs, you know, to smell like apples and cinnamon and shit like that. 0.99

00:50:35.120 You need to be smelling like a man. 0.99

00:50:37.060 I love incense.

00:50:38.760 I burn incense all the time.

00:50:41.320 Palo Santo wood, which is holy wood.

00:50:43.840 I like this particular kind of incense because it's compressed sage. 1.00

00:50:49.260 Again, man shit. 0.99

00:50:52.160 The oils I was talking about. 1.00

00:50:53.980 Earlier, you can actually put those in an incense burner and have your house smell like that.

00:50:58.940 But what needs to happen, though, is your car needs to be cleaned, detailed out.

00:51:03.620 When you open your door, you need to be greeted with peace, serenity, and sexiness.

00:51:08.740 You need to open your door and be greeted with peace, serenity, and sexiness. 0.99

00:51:12.060 I mean, you need to open your door, and you don't need to be hit with the cat litter or smell like dog or fucking three-day-old, you know. 0.99

00:51:18.600 Oh, I ain't talking about the A.C. 1.00

00:51:19.300 You're mad cold. 1.00

00:51:19.920 You smell like laundry and shit. 1.00

00:51:21.000 It needs to smell good. 1.00

00:51:21.900 Because you need to assume that you're bringing back a babe for the first time, and she needs to smell what your asshole's going to smell like. 1.00

00:51:28.380 If your house stinks, she's going to think your asshole stinks. 1.00

00:51:31.600 I don't make the rules. 1.00

00:51:32.360 Keep it just smelling masculine.

00:51:37.980 Have candles strategically placed throughout your house.

00:51:40.420 You need to have one in your bathroom. 1.00

00:51:42.460 So when she goes in there and uses the bathroom, she can light that motherfucker. 1.00

00:51:44.880 You need to have two in your bedroom on each nightstand. 0.99

00:51:47.620 You need to have one in the kitchen.

00:51:50.200 Put you on the game.

00:51:50.840 Girls want to poop in secret. 1.00

00:51:52.520 So you got to have, let her poop in secret. 0.78

00:51:55.060 Leave a candle in there, a little bit of Febreze in the bathroom, the baby wipes. 0.63

00:51:58.640 You don't want to smell her poop. 0.99

00:52:00.440 Let her, you never even find out. 0.95

00:52:01.960 Bro, you can live with a girl. 0.58

00:52:03.400 The girl that you really want to wife up, you can live with her for a year. 1.00

00:52:07.220 And chat, WRL, if you know what I'm talking about. 0.95

00:52:09.520 You will not hear her poop once.

00:52:12.400 But every time you go poop, she knows.

00:52:14.820 Because you start sweating a little bit, you go in there, you know.

00:52:18.280 Everybody knows it's poop time. 0.98

00:52:20.600 But the bitches who are really clean and everything, you will never know. 1.00

00:52:23.500 She poops like a mouse. 1.00

00:52:25.800 In and out of there.

00:52:26.620 They know the time, but to flush it right, she won't leave a mess.

00:52:30.040 She'll brush it out. 1.00

00:52:30.920 She'll keep that shit secret. 1.00

00:52:32.480 It's impressive. 1.00

00:52:33.640 The dirty ones, you'll know.

00:52:35.880 And in the dining room, you need to be able to, so each place can have its own unique kind

00:52:40.020 of smell, but work well together.

00:52:42.060 You want to just burn incense sticks.

00:52:43.700 That's cool.

00:52:44.120 The thing is, depending upon how you're, it's better to burn candles, incense with the

00:52:50.080 sit and that kind of stuff.

00:52:51.660 Guys, you need a vacuum cleaner. 1.00

00:52:56.980 Okay.

00:52:57.480 Simple stuff. 1.00

00:52:57.900 You need a vacuum cleaner because you need to vacuum your shit. 1.00

00:52:59.840 Okay. 1.00

00:53:00.920 And you need to actually shampoo your carpet. 1.00

00:53:03.880 Shampoo your shit. 1.00

00:53:04.800 Clean it. 1.00

00:53:08.880 Make a rule.

00:53:10.760 No, she can't wear shoes in the house. 1.00

00:53:13.380 I love this rule.

00:53:14.360 You know why?

00:53:15.580 Because if it's come over to my house, white people be wearing shoes in the house. 1.00

00:53:19.520 White people. 0.69

00:53:20.020 Am I wrong? 0.99

00:53:20.800 You don't take your shoes off.

00:53:22.300 That's a rule in my crib.

00:53:23.980 Asian style. 1.00

00:53:24.800 Take them shits off. 1.00

00:53:25.640 I don't want the dirty street all over my crib. 1.00

00:53:28.580 Take them off. 0.96

00:53:30.240 I got little slippers if you need, but white people every time, every time they go, what's 1.00

00:53:34.880 up? 0.77

00:53:35.440 Walking all up in here.

00:53:36.760 No consideration.

00:53:37.740 I don't know what it is.

00:53:38.740 Am I wrong about that?

00:53:40.360 White people who got mad at me.

00:53:41.780 You always, the shoes everywhere. 0.98

00:53:43.500 Shoes in the bed.

00:53:44.700 White people lay in the bed in movies and stuff. 0.94

00:53:46.880 Every movie scene, every movie, there's a scene where a white person, shoes on, jeans 1.00

00:53:51.620 on, falling asleep with the fucking, their dirty Air Force Ones. 1.00

00:53:54.820 How is that even possible? 1.00

00:53:57.360 Do you have no respect?

00:53:58.760 They really do that.

00:54:00.620 They really do that.

00:54:02.140 Black people are not wrong.

00:54:03.160 You know that movie scene where the white person, I'm tired. 0.89

00:54:08.460 Shoes on.

00:54:09.960 In the bed.

00:54:10.880 Under the covers.

00:54:15.160 Why?

00:54:18.520 She got to take her shoes off.

00:54:20.080 You know what that means?

00:54:21.160 That means she's close to being naked already. 0.59

00:54:24.820 Because I want to take, I want to take her shoes off so she can feel the funk, feel the 0.77

00:54:29.040 fun that is me.

00:54:30.040 Get on my carpet and notice that it's soft and plush.

00:54:32.360 I can see what her toes look like.

00:54:35.440 And then she's walking and she's not feeling, you know, Fruit Loops and, you know, Dorito 0.96

00:54:39.720 cracks and shit like that. 0.93

00:54:41.260 Yeah. 0.85

00:54:41.880 Yeah.

00:54:42.420 Yeah.

00:54:43.380 Gentlemen, you need a bottle of white Zinfandel in the refrigerator.

00:54:50.460 Or Riesling. 0.99

00:54:51.320 Bro, the only race who sleeps with jeans on is white people. 1.00

00:54:56.300 That's not racist.

00:54:57.440 That's true.

00:54:58.980 You can think of that movie scene, right?

00:55:01.320 Under the covers.

00:55:03.820 I'm just so, Timberlands.

00:55:05.460 What the hell are y'all doing, bro?

00:55:07.100 It takes three seconds to take it off. 1.00

00:55:10.860 Fucking with black women, you need to have Riesling and white Zinfandel. 1.00

00:55:13.460 You fucking with all stripes of women, you need to have bottle of Chardonnay. 1.00

00:55:17.540 On deck. 1.00

00:55:19.180 Bottle of Chardonnay.

00:55:19.860 On deck.

00:55:21.400 You need to have a bottle of good tequila.

00:55:24.080 Patron silver. 0.99

00:55:25.340 See, this ain't no broke shit. 1.00

00:55:26.260 This ain't no little boy shit. 1.00

00:55:27.060 It's grown man shit. 1.00

00:55:27.740 Uh-uh. 1.00

00:55:28.060 You have a bottle of good tequila.

00:55:29.420 Word. 1.00

00:55:29.840 You need to have your shit, which needs to be some brown liquor, whether it's bourbon or 1.00

00:55:33.840 scotch. 1.00

00:55:34.840 You need a little woman stuff. 1.00

00:55:36.020 They need the wine, rums.

00:55:37.160 That's a fact.

00:55:37.800 That's a fact, man.

00:55:38.400 You work your way up to a full bar.

00:55:41.020 You know?

00:55:41.860 But you need to have that bottle of wine because you wouldn't be able to ask, hey, let's go

00:55:46.220 up and have a drink. 0.99

00:55:48.320 How many motherfuckers actually can invite a broad up to your house and have a drink and 1.00

00:55:51.000 actually make her a drink? 1.00

00:55:51.840 Y'all are out here sipping four loco with bitches, bro. 1.00

00:55:56.000 Disgusting. 1.00

00:55:58.260 Wine turns them on. 0.97

00:56:00.620 The act, I swear to God, a glass of Pinot Noir, get a bottle of Pinot Noir.

00:56:06.460 Or just know what that is.

00:56:07.640 Pinot Noir.

00:56:08.000 I'm putting you on.

00:56:08.660 That's the best red wine.

00:56:09.920 If you go out, let me get a glass of Pinot Noir.

00:56:11.960 Already wet because you said a French word.

00:56:14.240 Pinot Noir.

00:56:14.960 It's delicious.

00:56:15.680 If you don't like it, learn to like it.

00:56:17.500 I'm telling you.

00:56:18.500 Am I wrong?

00:56:19.320 Someone who knows.

00:56:20.080 If you know, you know. 1.00

00:56:22.700 What you're really saying is let's go fuck. 1.00

00:56:26.280 She gets it. 1.00

00:56:27.600 Let's go have a drink.

00:56:29.300 But it's an excuse to bring her up to the crib.

00:56:31.580 Or something that she actually is like, oh.

00:56:36.300 He's got 400 WTK collection in here?

00:56:38.280 Oh.

00:56:39.040 You want to know what some good wines are to impress women? 1.00

00:56:41.920 We can talk about it.

00:56:42.780 Say Pinot Noir.

00:56:43.560 Bro, if I'm right. 1.00

00:56:44.680 Kick shit in there. 1.00

00:56:47.160 Bottled water, gentlemen. 1.00

00:56:48.120 You need bottled water in the refrigerator.

00:56:51.320 For your company.

00:56:52.840 And the occasional Avian or Perrier. 1.00

00:56:55.660 Especially if you fucking 192 octane, bitches. 1.00

00:56:57.200 You need that bougie shit in there. 1.00

00:57:01.120 But you should want that anyway. 1.00

00:57:02.520 Because. 1.00

00:57:04.940 You like that shit. 1.00

00:57:08.500 When you were talking about your place. 1.00

00:57:10.680 It needs to be the best definition of a bachelor pad. 0.96

00:57:14.000 Applesio said Malbec over Pinot Noir.

00:57:15.480 All right, yes, after Pinot Noir is a little sweet.

00:57:17.400 Malbec is more. 0.70

00:57:18.600 They're both good.

00:57:19.280 They're both good.

00:57:19.760 And for the Muslims, I'm sorry. 1.00

00:57:20.820 I don't like bottled.

00:57:21.700 I know that drinking is haram. 1.00

00:57:22.900 But I like getting pussy. 1.00

00:57:24.180 And this is a way to get it. 1.00

00:57:25.280 Thank you, Sample, for the catchphrase. 0.99

00:57:27.460 It needs to be some of that Austin Powers kind of shit. 0.99

00:57:30.660 You need to be able to. 0.99

00:57:32.380 In pretty quick order. 0.96

00:57:33.900 Be able to click on some sexy ass music. 1.00

00:57:36.400 Mm-hmm. 0.98

00:57:37.420 That's what you need to be able to do.

00:57:39.280 Am I lying?

00:57:40.500 Nope.

00:57:40.760 I mean, if I'm lying, somebody tell me I'm lying.

00:57:42.800 Talk to him, Kevin.

00:57:44.460 You ain't lying.

00:57:55.320 This man knew what he was talking about, bro.

00:58:03.760 Light the candle.

00:58:04.540 Toast to a good evening.

00:58:09.260 Bro!

00:58:10.980 Get me for the future.

00:58:12.420 Clean? 1.00

00:58:15.680 Gotcha, bitch. 1.00

00:58:23.060 It's a wrap after that, bro. 1.00

00:58:27.860 Gotcha, bitch. 1.00

00:58:30.660 That's what you need to be doing. 1.00

00:58:31.540 And the funny thing is, that shit dead ass works, bro. 1.00

00:58:39.960 What you need to do? 1.00

00:58:41.060 Rest in peace, Kevin Samuels, man.

00:58:43.540 Attraction.

00:58:44.320 Dominance and seduction. 0.83

00:58:45.860 You need to be.

00:58:47.040 You've already talked about dominating.

00:58:48.500 Then it's the seduction piece. 1.00

00:58:50.140 Then when it's time to fuck, you can put on the. 1.00

00:58:53.140 Fucking music is completely different than that. 1.00

00:58:55.640 I mean, you'll get to the biggie. 0.99

00:58:57.580 You must be used to misspin.

00:58:59.540 You'll get to that part. 1.00

00:59:00.360 See, this is the kind of shit that you be like, I ain't never met a motherfucker like 1.00

00:59:03.420 that before. 1.00

00:59:04.600 I said, motherfucker. 1.00

00:59:05.600 Oh, girl, I can't call him. 1.00

00:59:06.540 Because all these guys are out here drinking four loco, bro.

00:59:09.080 What are you drinking, man? 1.00

00:59:10.320 Casamigos playing future while you fuck, bro? 1.00

00:59:12.520 Disgusting. 1.00

00:59:12.860 I ain't never met a dude like that before. 0.99

00:59:14.400 Man, everything about him was just on point.

00:59:16.180 The way to do walk, the way to do talk.

00:59:18.220 You know, he sat down and he was just, his silhouette was just cool.

00:59:21.400 And I looked at his hands, girl.

00:59:22.220 And his hands were nice.

00:59:23.140 And his breath smelled good.

00:59:25.240 His teeth was together.

00:59:26.760 He had a good smile. 1.00

00:59:27.740 And I was just like, damn. 0.99

00:59:28.700 And we went out to this car and his car was, you know, he ain't driving a Mercedes. 1.00

00:59:31.720 But her shit was nice and clean. 0.99

00:59:33.300 It smelled good. 1.00

00:59:33.780 The air conditioner was cold.

00:59:35.120 The music was cool.

00:59:35.960 The conversation was chill.

00:59:37.160 We had a good night.

00:59:38.200 So, girl, I decided to go back to his house.

00:59:39.920 Because he asked me back.

00:59:40.560 He asked me to come back to his house and have a drink.

00:59:44.320 I'm like, who ever asked you to come back to the house and have a drink?

00:59:46.500 Those dudes ain't got nothing. 0.94

00:59:47.520 Girl, he actually had some cool wine up there.

00:59:49.140 We had a nice little Fardinente White Zinfandel or a cave collection.

00:59:52.760 And you know what?

00:59:53.440 You know what the funny thing about girls is? 1.00

00:59:55.040 She gonna say all that shit to her friend. 1.00

00:59:56.420 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:59:57.000 He was so mad. 1.00

00:59:58.040 Now her friends want some of that same shit. 1.00

01:00:00.360 We was in there. 1.00

01:00:01.420 Next thing I know, he's got some music playing.

01:00:03.040 The candles lighting.

01:00:03.680 We clinking glasses. 0.83

01:00:04.740 Next thing I know, I'm fixing this nigga French talk. 1.00

01:00:09.960 Bless you.

01:00:10.560 That's you.

01:00:15.860 That's you. 1.00

01:00:16.380 That's grown man shit. 1.00

01:00:19.220 Chatterpiller, I'm 18. 1.00

01:00:20.440 I'm 18, man. 1.00

01:00:21.400 Get a fake ID or some shit, bro. 1.00

01:00:22.780 That's you. 0.99

01:00:25.200 The details may differ.

01:00:27.720 But the outcome remains the same. 0.99

01:00:31.400 She's wiping your balls off with the warm town. 1.00

01:00:34.140 She's cleaning you off. 1.00

01:00:35.280 She's bringing the baby wipe in and wiping all up in your ass. 1.00

01:00:37.600 Because she done been up in there. 1.00

01:00:38.420 Yeah. 0.99

01:00:38.720 And then when she's doing all that shit. 1.00

01:00:39.960 And you just laid back, chilling. 1.00

01:00:42.040 And she come in with the fucking French toast. 1.00

01:00:45.760 Who you think's winning there? 1.00

01:00:49.240 She is.

01:00:51.340 She's been waiting for a man like this forever.

01:00:54.720 Mm-hmm. 1.00

01:00:56.800 You think she's going to go fuck this up? 1.00

01:00:57.960 Nope. 0.99

01:00:59.160 For who? 0.99

01:01:01.420 Them buster ass dudes? 1.00

01:01:04.140 Motherfuckers with Kool-Aid? 1.00

01:01:05.260 And purple drink? 1.00

01:01:06.700 Them motherfuckers with Axe Body Spray and the gym socks in the bed. 1.00

01:01:09.560 Those niggas? 1.00

01:01:10.580 She's going to fuck this up with that. 1.00

01:01:12.600 No, nigga. 1.00

01:01:13.100 You the upgrade. 0.99

01:01:13.740 That's what I told you last night. 0.95

01:01:17.360 Nerve you niggas, man. 1.00

01:01:18.020 It's time to grow the fuck up. 0.99

01:01:19.540 Word. 0.97

01:01:22.060 Another piece.

01:01:24.020 Word.

01:01:25.620 See, Boogie was telling you last night.

01:01:26.720 But I'm going to tell you, buy some nice pajamas.

01:01:28.380 Let me tell you why. 1.00

01:01:30.580 Oh, and you got out here fucking a K-Flock. 1.00

01:01:32.800 Buy a nice set of silk pajamas, man. 1.00

01:01:35.620 Cool set of pajamas. 1.00

01:01:36.840 So shit that feels good. 0.99

01:01:37.740 Because you're going to be wearing the bottom. 1.00

01:01:39.120 She's going to be wearing the goddamn top. 1.00

01:01:42.560 That's what she's going to sleep in. 1.00

01:01:46.200 And there is nothing sexier to me than a woman in a man's top. 1.00

01:01:51.020 A woman in a man's dress shirt with some heels on. 0.99

01:01:56.100 Get about it.

01:01:57.940 The same effect can happen with a woman in your pajama top. 0.99

01:02:01.560 So when the day is over, the evening is over, when everything is over,

01:02:06.380 she goes her way, you go your way. 0.99

01:02:07.920 But being with you is an experience because you're a grown goddamn man. 0.99

01:02:12.160 I don't care if you work in Walmart in the daytime and quick trip at nighttime. 0.99

01:02:16.640 I don't care if you live in a studio apartment with IKEA furniture.

01:02:21.020 Nigga, I did that too.

01:02:23.500 And I was the same cat.

01:02:24.900 It's a mindset.

01:02:27.700 You don't have to wait until you make six figures. 1.00

01:02:31.560 To do this shit. 1.00

01:02:34.020 No. 1.00

01:02:42.040 Sorry.

01:02:43.780 Phone's been going. 0.97

01:02:48.300 I don't do this shit to impress nobody. 0.99

01:02:51.100 I do this for me. 0.99

01:02:52.840 I dress this way for me.

01:02:54.220 Anyone thinks he's lying?

01:02:56.040 For me.

01:02:56.420 Always have.

01:02:56.980 There's a level for you too.

01:03:04.060 I want you to enjoy you in each step, in each phase in your life.

01:03:08.880 When you come home, your house needs to be set up like a masculine man's pad. 0.99

01:03:15.580 If you smoke cigars, you need to have a humidor there.

01:03:18.720 You don't even know what a humidor is.

01:03:20.320 Let me say something else.

01:03:22.120 You know?

01:03:23.280 Don't be afraid to actually have a housekeeper.

01:03:25.900 I don't know what a humidor is.

01:03:27.080 Come in and clean once a month. 0.99

01:03:29.740 The baseboards and the blinds and all that shit. 1.00

01:03:32.640 The shit that nobody wants to do. 0.99

01:03:34.160 I mean, that's important. 1.00

01:03:34.980 Especially in the springtime. 0.99

01:03:36.280 Do the ceiling fans and all that other shit. 0.97

01:03:37.780 I can't believe you didn't talk about this once. 0.98

01:03:40.220 I've been talking about this since you.

01:03:41.140 This is my game.

01:03:42.440 Hear that?

01:03:43.260 I'm not going to put it on the camera because I'm going to get pages right there.

01:03:46.060 You hear that sound?

01:03:49.860 That's love.

01:03:51.800 That's the sound of a girl who's coming back.

01:03:56.060 Ready, ready, ready?

01:03:57.400 You don't believe me?

01:03:58.860 You don't believe me?

01:03:59.700 This is setting one.

01:04:01.500 Start off slow.

01:04:04.660 Playing some Bryson Tiller.

01:04:05.700 And then when you play Brent Fayez. 1.00

01:04:09.060 Fuck the world. 1.00

01:04:10.340 I'm a walking erect shot. 1.00

01:04:12.020 Switch it up.

01:04:12.880 Double tap.

01:04:14.120 Hear that double time?

01:04:21.680 It's a rap, bro.

01:04:23.080 It's a rap.

01:04:24.080 If you know, you know.

01:04:26.080 Somebody tell me I'm lying.

01:04:28.120 Somebody tell me I'm lying.

01:04:29.560 All right.

01:04:30.620 Let me see what's going on in the chat room.

01:04:33.480 See, what I'm seeing is a lot of brothers are feeling it.

01:04:35.700 And the thing is, you build up to it.

01:04:40.420 You start by taking care of you.

01:04:43.660 Then you take care of the things that are yours.

01:04:46.460 Your car is your car.

01:04:49.400 Take care of it.

01:04:50.380 Your place is your place.

01:04:51.640 Again, keep the floors clean.

01:04:54.640 Carpet shampoo.

01:04:55.920 You know, oh, oh, hold up.

01:04:57.320 Let me back up.

01:04:58.320 Sorry.

01:04:58.720 I'm back up. 1.00

01:04:59.400 Clean your goddamn bathroom. 1.00

01:05:04.120 Nigga. 1.00

01:05:06.000 Wash that pissy ass rug around the toilet. 1.00

01:05:11.360 That shit stinks, man. 1.00

01:05:12.360 Boom, fucker. 1.00

01:05:13.580 Keep Clorox wipes next to the toilet. 1.00

01:05:16.220 Under the sink. 0.99

01:05:19.220 Power wash that motherfucking toilet. 1.00

01:05:21.780 You got caked on piss and urine back up under that motherfucker from the night you had too many Heinekens. 1.00

01:05:28.220 You can't smell your own piss until it gets real bad. 1.00

01:05:31.800 We can. 1.00

01:05:35.720 You want to.

01:05:36.520 You want. 1.00

01:05:36.820 Yo, someone tell Cass about that shit because he does not scrub the toilet one goddamn time, bro. 1.00

01:05:41.420 I'm still living with the college kid. 1.00

01:05:43.080 He came in here looking like he was leaving school.

01:05:45.640 25 years old.

01:05:47.060 Never scrubbed the toilet once. 1.00

01:05:48.600 All that cake up shit around the toilet. 0.99

01:05:50.440 I have to. 0.99

01:05:50.960 I just Clorox wiped it right before this stream, bro.

01:05:54.100 That rug on the floor.

01:05:55.400 That real rug around the toilet.

01:05:56.700 Bro, he has not washed that one time.

01:05:58.520 He's still like a college boy, frat kid. 0.98

01:06:01.320 It's disgusting. 0.99

01:06:02.820 It's disgusting. 0.89

01:06:04.620 When he's gone, though, everything looking clean.

01:06:06.500 I came back after a month in Europe, man.

01:06:08.460 That toilet was brown.

01:06:11.080 It was brown.

01:06:12.680 Caked up. 0.58

01:06:13.440 And it just stunk. 0.91

01:06:14.980 And the pee on the floor. 0.87

01:06:16.460 I'm like, you live like this?

01:06:19.140 You live like this? 1.00

01:06:20.800 Want to close some pussy up quick? 1.00

01:06:22.680 Have a fucked up bathroom. 1.00

01:06:25.480 Clean that fucking toilet. 1.00

01:06:27.040 This is where you get the maid to come in and clean it right. 1.00

01:06:29.820 And then you maintain that shit. 1.00

01:06:31.840 Every Saturday morning, you need to go in there with the fucking power washer and just 1.00

01:06:35.380 dump some fucking Lysol and do like your mama used to do. 1.00

01:06:38.660 Throw some pine saw on that shit. 1.00

01:06:40.200 Let it soak. 1.00

01:06:40.860 Let it marinate. 1.00

01:06:41.760 Open the goddamn windows. 1.00

01:06:43.160 And then clean the goddamn tub. 1.00

01:06:45.780 You niggas don't start cleaning in your bathtub. 1.00

01:06:48.900 How the fuck are you standing in the mud taking a bath? 1.00

01:06:52.520 Clean your damn tub. 1.00

01:06:53.960 Clean that fucking shower mat thing and clean the shower grip. 1.00

01:06:59.600 Change your shower liner. 1.00

01:07:02.300 Clean the walls. 0.80

01:07:03.960 Wipe off the soap scum. 1.00

01:07:06.060 Your bathroom needs to look like a chick's as far as cleanliness. 1.00

01:07:09.460 But it needs to look like a man as far as masculinity.

01:07:12.820 Your counter.

01:07:14.540 Oh, your mirror. 0.98

01:07:15.480 Nigga, if you don't get all that toothpaste off your mirror. 1.00

01:07:17.620 Cast the type to be brushing his teeth.

01:07:19.580 And then all the spray.

01:07:22.980 You know what I'm talking about?

01:07:23.800 Those white drops all over.

01:07:25.040 And just leave them there.

01:07:26.620 There's Windex right there.

01:07:27.800 He hasn't touched it once.

01:07:29.820 Once. 0.99

01:07:30.940 Disgusting. 0.98

01:07:31.560 Four locos. 1.00

01:07:32.800 Fucking Ciroc bottles everywhere. 1.00

01:07:34.520 Disgusting. 1.00

01:07:35.580 You don't get all them spots and shit off your mirror? 1.00

01:07:38.060 Nigga, really? 1.00

01:07:39.120 If your shit don't get organized. 1.00

01:07:40.960 If you don't go to Marshalls and spend $19.99 and get you a toothbrush holder. 1.00

01:07:46.020 A cup. 0.99

01:07:47.660 And you know, just that little basic shit. 0.99

01:07:50.540 If you don't go get you a little vase and put some marbles in it. 0.99

01:07:54.000 Or some rocks. 0.99

01:07:54.940 Or some shit over there in the corner. 1.00

01:07:56.380 So just some cool masculine shit. 1.00

01:07:58.600 And keep that shit clean. 1.00

01:08:01.280 And when you clean your... 1.00

01:08:03.020 You clean the countertop. 0.99

01:08:04.540 You gotta move all the shit off your countertop. 0.99

01:08:06.600 Don't just wipe around it. 0.99

01:08:08.680 Don't wipe around it. 1.00

01:08:09.640 Move the shit off. 0.99

01:08:10.860 Wipe around it. 0.99

01:08:11.680 And when you think you've done a good enough job, do it again.

01:08:18.160 Because it ain't.

01:08:19.140 Because we nasty. 1.00

01:08:21.060 Disgusting. 1.00

01:08:21.820 We miss shit. 1.00

01:08:22.800 Boom, bucker. 1.00

01:08:24.300 For God's sake.

01:08:25.480 Clean the toilet.

01:08:25.980 Keep a plunger nearby. 0.99

01:08:27.500 Because you know how you like to take them King Kong shits. 0.97

01:08:31.160 Keep a plunger nearby. 0.97

01:08:33.320 Drop some Tidy Blue or Simply Blues or whatever.

01:08:36.680 Someone clip that and send it to Cass. 1.00

01:08:38.020 In the back of the shit. 1.00

01:08:41.200 And that shit there. 1.00

01:08:42.000 To where the water turned blue. 1.00

01:08:43.420 And keep one of the little funky things in there. 0.95

01:08:45.640 Where every time you flush it, it freshens the bowl.

01:08:50.600 Trust me, bro.

01:08:51.920 His brother...

01:08:52.880 His brother...

01:08:53.820 Where's the brother that sends me the soap in the room spray?

01:08:57.340 This is where you need to actually get you some Febreze.

01:09:00.260 And a candle and a match.

01:09:01.520 Yeah, you need to keep...

01:09:02.480 Your bathroom needs to be good, man.

01:09:03.820 Your bathroom needs to be good.

01:09:05.200 You need to be able to eat out of your bathroom.

01:09:06.540 Real talk.

01:09:08.020 Real talk.

01:09:09.500 Real talk.

01:09:10.160 If you can do this, you'll be good.

01:09:13.420 ZZZ, the member, said we nasty because we masculine.

01:09:15.620 He teaches us how to be women. 1.00

01:09:17.040 Bro, women want to fuck this. 1.00

01:09:18.920 They don't want to fuck the dude with the rolled up, smelly, piss-soaked bathroom rug. 1.00

01:09:24.760 You know, cockroaches walking around. 1.00

01:09:27.060 Four local cans on the floor.

01:09:28.660 Backwood guns in your bed.

01:09:30.460 Playing future on a mattress on the floor. 1.00

01:09:32.820 They want to fuck a woman-ass crib. 1.00

01:09:34.840 A woman bathroom is sexy. 1.00

01:09:36.400 Man bathroom is disgusting, man. 1.00

01:09:38.960 I'd be on this, like, inside women-age shit. 1.00

01:09:40.860 Bro, men are fucking disgusting. 1.00

01:09:43.420 Gross. 1.00

01:09:43.860 No standards, bro. 1.00

01:09:45.980 Disgusting. 1.00

01:09:46.920 Because you can be a lame dude, but if you keep your shit clean, she'll fuck with you. 1.00

01:09:53.160 She'll fuck with you. 1.00

01:09:55.640 I'm telling you, she'll fuck with you. 1.00

01:09:56.520 She'll be like, you know what? 1.00

01:09:57.680 Yeah.

01:09:58.540 I can work with this dude.

01:09:59.720 Why?

01:09:59.940 Girl, his bathroom's still clean. 1.00

01:10:01.800 She'll fuck with you. 1.00

01:10:05.540 The other side of it. 1.00

01:10:08.100 You gotta keep your refrigerator clean, too. 0.99

01:10:09.280 You still got fucking containers and old pizza boxes from fucking 2021, back from the Trump era still. 1.00

01:10:20.000 Disgusting. 1.00

01:10:21.060 Still in there. 0.94

01:10:22.360 You're not eating that old leftover, but it's in the fridge.

01:10:26.100 That caked up little, it's just, I hate living with men, man. 1.00

01:10:31.040 Yeah, nigga, you. 1.00

01:10:33.060 You gotta keep your refrigerator. 1.00

01:10:34.220 You got jelly stains and shit and sticky shit all throughout the refrigerator. 1.00

01:10:39.240 Nah, man. 1.00

01:10:39.820 Nah, you need to take them damn shelves out, put them in the sink, apply some hot water, soap, and some effort. 1.00

01:10:47.040 Clean that shit. 1.00

01:10:50.380 Power wash that entire motherfucking refrigerator. 1.00

01:10:53.500 Get them lettuce chunks, bacon bits, leftover tomato bites, old Parmesan cheese. 0.98

01:11:00.400 Unused ranch dressing.

01:11:02.020 Man, fridge stinks.

01:11:04.660 You open it up and you're saying, what the hell was that? 0.52

01:11:06.700 Something die?

01:11:07.700 No, my fridge just opened up.

01:11:09.280 But you just get used to it, man.

01:11:10.400 Get used to the smells.

01:11:11.440 You're like, that's just what my crib smells like. 0.68

01:11:13.280 Smell disgusting. 0.98

01:11:14.620 Burn some sage. 0.97

01:11:15.620 Put some incense in there.

01:11:17.320 That's incense.

01:11:18.360 Oh, don't clip that, man.

01:11:19.360 Boom, buka! 1.00

01:11:20.540 You know, fucking spoiled milk, dry ass olives. 1.00

01:11:23.440 You need to just clean all that shit out. 1.00

01:11:27.000 From the top down. 1.00

01:11:29.180 Clean it all out.

01:11:30.400 You need trays out.

01:11:31.320 Start over. 1.00

01:11:32.820 And organize your shit. 1.00

01:11:34.260 That's right, nigga. 1.00

01:11:35.120 Organize it. 0.98

01:11:37.000 I'm not talking about some OCD kind of shit where the labels all need to be, but it needs 0.99

01:11:40.560 to be had some organization to it because you're a grown goddamn man. 0.99

01:11:43.000 Grown man. 0.99

01:11:43.860 You don't need to have juice boxes.

01:11:45.360 You don't have kids.

01:11:46.260 25. 1.00

01:11:46.540 You ain't got to have juice boxes and string cheese and shit. 0.99

01:11:49.140 I don't even make it look like a fucking man to where you can at least go grab the olives 1.00

01:11:52.780 and cheese and whipped cream and whatever the fuck you got in there. 0.99

01:11:55.180 It needs to be organized. 1.00

01:11:57.400 Clean that goddamn freezer. 1.00

01:11:58.440 Nigga, you ain't ate that dressing that your mama gave you six months ago. 1.00

01:12:02.800 Throw that shit out. 1.00

01:12:03.400 All right, relax, chat. 1.00

01:12:04.340 Relax.

01:12:05.460 Incense.

01:12:06.500 Okay?

01:12:07.500 Ha ha ha. 1.00

01:12:08.100 If you don't take that goddamn birthday cake out of there from your last birthday or whatever 1.00

01:12:14.520 and get rid of that shit. 1.00

01:12:16.620 If you don't know what's in the aluminum foil, nigga, get rid of it. 1.00

01:12:19.460 Throw it out. 0.99

01:12:19.980 You're not going to eat it.

01:12:21.740 Boom, mocha.

01:12:22.240 The ice is in the ice maker.

01:12:23.800 Did you allow it to fill up too much?

01:12:25.820 Dump it.

01:12:26.480 I ain't know that one.

01:12:27.300 Because it's got freezer burn.

01:12:28.560 Oh. 1.00

01:12:28.960 And it tastes like shit. 1.00

01:12:30.280 Word. 1.00

01:12:31.080 Dump it.

01:12:31.720 Dump it.

01:12:32.200 And then put your ice maker on the lower setting to only make the ice you need. 0.99

01:12:38.100 Clear out all the shit that you ain't using. 1.00

01:12:43.440 The shit that it inspired, get rid of it. 1.00

01:12:45.960 Carry your ass over to the pantry and do the same thing. 1.00

01:12:49.840 If you still got ramen noodles in there from college, get rid of them. 1.00

01:12:54.560 That's him. 1.00

01:12:55.220 See, men cannot do pack rat shit like women do. 1.00

01:12:58.840 We got to keep our shit minimal. 1.00

01:13:00.780 Keep all this shit clean. 1.00

01:13:02.280 Get rid of it. 1.00

01:13:02.940 If there's any questions, just throw it away.

01:13:04.440 Because when your kitchen is clean, organized.

01:13:10.400 When somebody goes into your utensils drawer and you actually have a utensils holder and

01:13:17.260 your silverware is stacked the right way, when your counter is clean to where you rub your

01:13:22.120 hand across it, you don't feel coffee grounds and salt and pepper and you can do like this 0.99

01:13:25.760 and it doesn't get stuck because you had some fucking syrup or some shit there. 1.00

01:13:28.380 Disgusting. 1.00

01:13:28.780 All this kind of shit says stuff to people and you too. 1.00

01:13:33.900 That's why I say sometimes it's better just bring in a housekeeper, I mean a maid and 1.00

01:13:37.160 let them do a spring cleaning and you just maintain the shit. 1.00

01:13:42.880 Am I lying? 1.00

01:13:44.080 Nope. 1.00

01:13:45.140 You're going to tell the goddamn truth. 1.00

01:13:46.260 Yeah, it was like, I mean, you know what I'm talking about, you know, grown damn man shit. 1.00

01:13:53.120 If you don't get rid of all them fucking paper cups, plastic cups from Five Guys Burgers 1.00

01:13:59.360 and the Snack Shack and all that shit, I mean get rid of all them fucking- 1.00

01:14:02.440 You're not going to eat those Chinese food sauces that you keep in the pantry. 1.00

01:14:05.420 You're not going to use those.

01:14:06.560 The duck sauce, what are you hoarding those for, man?

01:14:08.440 Those should sell.

01:14:10.020 Advertisement for everybody else. 1.00

01:14:10.920 Get rid of that shit. 1.00

01:14:11.940 Disgusting. 1.00

01:14:12.260 Get you eight glasses, eight shot glasses, you know, get a set of dishes, matching plates, 1.00

01:14:23.060 matching side plates, matching bowls, get your shit to match, get rid of all that plastic 0.99

01:14:28.820 shit, every last bit of it, all of it. 1.00

01:14:31.240 Every last bit. 1.00

01:14:31.860 Get you a nice knife set.

01:14:33.720 Carbon steel is better.

01:14:36.480 Get you a coffee maker, K-cup dispenser preferably.

01:14:40.040 Okay. 0.99

01:14:42.260 Telling you, man, when you start doing shit at this level, then you can start actually 0.98

01:14:48.040 having people over and entertaining. 0.99

01:14:49.480 Oh, you don't want to drink?

01:14:50.300 How about some coffee?

01:14:51.080 You can have espresso.

01:14:51.740 What do you like?

01:14:53.260 Espresso. 1.00

01:14:53.760 Gromass shit. 1.00

01:14:54.960 Pot sets. 1.00

01:14:55.760 I'm going to get to that.

01:14:57.600 But most dudes don't cook.

01:14:59.180 But when you do start cooking, your pots need to match.

01:15:04.740 Thing is, man, you start with the end in mind.

01:15:06.800 Because you know when you've been into somebody's kitchen and it's looking nice, you're like, 0.99

01:15:10.180 damn, this kitchen is cool as fuck. 0.99

01:15:12.580 The food tastes better. 1.00

01:15:14.000 That's you.

01:15:16.520 That's you.

01:15:17.640 Because, gentlemen, we're minimalist living when we get into these areas.

01:15:20.120 But you're talking about you want a rotation and all this other kind of stuff?

01:15:25.320 They need, your place needs to be a place they're looking forward to going to.

01:15:27.560 Your place needs to be Disneyland-like. 1.00

01:15:29.260 If you want a rotation, man, boom, fuck up. 1.00

01:15:35.080 Four local cans on the floor. 1.00

01:15:36.600 Yeah.

01:15:38.500 It's a place that you also enjoy being.

01:15:41.920 In your bedroom.

01:15:43.500 Get a set of sheets, niggas. 1.00

01:15:44.880 Not that cheap shit. 1.00

01:15:46.340 I said get you a satin pillowcase for the women's hair. 1.00

01:15:48.720 But you need to get some- 0.83

01:15:49.560 Why do you think I got these goofy-ass teddy bears in the back? 0.86

01:15:51.780 Oh, my God. 0.97

01:15:52.440 It's so cute to color with when I'm naked.

01:15:54.540 Nice sheet with a high thread count.

01:15:55.960 You know, with a bed pad between your mattress.

01:16:00.240 See, the thing is, I believe in getting a good bed.

01:16:03.900 I rarely talk.

01:16:04.640 I rarely-

01:16:05.440 Let me show you.

01:16:06.500 I'm not going to show you my bedroom.

01:16:09.140 I don't like taking people throughout my house.

01:16:11.980 Oops.

01:16:14.060 Whoops.

01:16:14.680 What does your bedroom look like, man?

01:16:21.840 Give you some nice- 0.99

01:16:25.960 You don't want a bunch of shit that- 0.95

01:16:28.400 Moderators, keep putting the Super Chat link in the- 0.97

01:16:34.400 Guys, knowing how to actually-

01:16:37.680 You want to have stuff that actually looks like you.

01:16:40.800 See, the stuff I have is simple, classic stuff.

01:16:48.500 It's meant to be useful.

01:16:49.880 It's not meant to be lived in.

01:16:51.500 The living room is a place to where you go entertain for a little bit,

01:16:53.840 but you don't just sit there for eight hours watching TV.

01:16:57.340 You entertain.

01:16:58.660 You need to have your house, your place, your apartment, your whatever,

01:17:01.960 to where you can actually entertain and keep it moving.

01:17:05.100 But the bedroom is where you spend most of your time.

01:17:08.100 I'll talk about, you know, I have a video on here.

01:17:11.880 When do I still have it?

01:17:13.160 Where I actually went furniture shopping.

01:17:16.600 Is it still here?

01:17:17.620 Let me see if I still have it, guys.

01:17:19.620 If I still have it, I'll do the video on it.

01:17:21.980 Let me see if I still have it.

01:17:28.100 Somebody asked about my glasses.

01:17:37.460 Sexy, masculine-smelling air.

01:17:40.060 All right, we get the point.

01:17:41.100 Rest in peace, Kevin Samuels, man.

01:17:42.500 This made me want to go clean my bathroom.

01:17:44.040 I ain't gonna lie.

01:17:44.560 I ain't gonna lie.

01:17:46.780 I ain't gonna lie.

01:17:47.760 I ain't gonna lie.

01:17:48.840 I ain't gonna lie.

01:17:50.280 I ain't gonna lie.

01:17:52.680 Kid2, man.

01:17:54.360 I ain't gonna lie.

01:18:00.300 Tyler, mama Gianna.

01:18:04.940 I ain't gonna lie.

01:18:07.180 I ain't gonna lie.

01:18:07.940 I ain't gonna lie.

01:18:08.760 I ain't gonna lie.

01:18:10.740 I ain't gonna lie.

Proof We Didn’t Deserve Kevin Samuels.

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