SNEAKO - SNEAKO & N3ON Finally Get A Real Job

00:00:00.000 Asalaamu Alaikum. We're good. Alright, chat, we're here. Asalaamu Alaikum, how are you? Hi. Hi, I just got hired here.

00:00:06.520 Shit, let's get a call. Okay. Yo! First time working a job. Do you guys have the aprons and stuff? He's never worked a job before. 0.99

00:00:13.720 Hi, nice to meet you. Nice to meet you, man. Excited to make some food. Asalaamu Alaikum.

00:00:18.500 Yo! Chat, look, we're in the hood. Wait, are these fries, um, fresh?

00:00:25.520 No, they were frozen, but they're, uh, potato wings. Oh, shoot. I mean, sorry, I didn't mean to curse in front of you.

00:00:30.000 Establishment. Okay, alright, um, chat, everyone complains about me and Sneeko not, um, not being on sh**. 0.96

00:00:38.040 We're working real jobs today. Uh, uh, Sneeko. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Mike's there, yeah. Chat, we're gonna have the, um, the aprons and sh**.

00:00:45.380 We're gonna have the, what's the thing on your head you put? Clan hood. Oh, you don't have those? Okay, that's fine. 0.97

00:00:52.080 An Indian making pizza? Yeah, like, this makes no sense, bro. Wait, chat, you don't want me to do this? 0.98

00:00:58.320 Alright, let's go. Thank you so much, sir.

00:01:01.640 Uh, wrong way? Uh, no, that's the right way. Okay.

00:01:05.600 You guys all agree, Mike? What's up? You guys are? Okay.

00:01:08.860 Uh, yeah. I'm sorry. I was just really excited to, to, okay.

00:01:13.980 Uh, we can put aprons on everybody, right? Yeah. Might as well.

00:01:17.280 Chat, those are Sneeko's, um, assistants, bro. It's not, that's nothing to do with me.

00:01:20.120 Just wait a second.

00:01:20.540 Excuse me, um, can someone please help me put the back on?

00:01:26.360 Don't bend over when you tie it, though. I don't know why he's, like, twerking. Sorry about that.

00:01:31.200 He's going through a breakup. It's a little difficult right now, but.

00:01:34.060 You got it?

00:01:34.440 Whatever he can get, bro.

00:01:35.400 Yeah.

00:01:35.900 Yo, whatever I can.

00:01:36.620 Matt talked crazy about Sam or something.

00:01:38.240 Huh?

00:01:38.560 Nah, nah.

00:01:40.000 Nah, actually, go ahead.

00:01:41.000 Nah, nah, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't.

00:01:42.860 Here's the gloves, bro.

00:01:43.560 Nice, bro. How do you know about that, bro? Everyone just, uh, put it on.

00:01:46.720 Excuse me.

00:01:47.200 I got gloves?

00:01:49.220 Yeah.

00:01:49.760 Yo.

00:01:51.260 Wait, so, hypothetically, if you have chlamydia, are you allowed to work in a store like this? 0.80

00:01:55.340 Uh, hell no.

00:01:55.960 Okay, alright, I'm gonna.

00:01:57.200 I don't have chlamydia. You've had chlamydia before.

00:02:00.500 You don't even, what do you say, media?

00:02:02.060 Chlamydia.

00:02:02.600 No, I haven't.

00:02:03.160 Okay.

00:02:05.960 Wait, chat, is this like how Charli D'Amelio, when she, uh, worked at, um, Walmart?

00:02:12.400 Hey, can you guys take a picture of my pezzi or something?

00:02:14.480 Oh, yeah, of course.

00:02:15.480 What up, dude?

00:02:16.400 As-salamu alaykum.

00:02:17.520 What's your name?

00:02:19.040 Nice to meet you, bro.

00:02:22.780 He's gonna leave him hanging? He's waiting for a picture.

00:02:24.380 Oh, sorry, dude.

00:02:25.360 What's going on, man? Nice to meet you.

00:02:27.880 What's going on?

00:02:28.720 Well, that just defeated the whole purpose of the glove, but, uh.

00:02:32.360 Okay, alright, let's go.

00:02:33.500 Is there a place to wash our hands?

00:02:35.220 We have gloves, we don't need to wash our hands.

00:02:36.620 You should wash your hands anyway.

00:02:38.360 Dude, I'm good.

00:02:39.120 Let's take a picture, dude.

00:02:44.200 What is it?

00:02:46.080 What cologne is that?

00:02:47.040 Dude, that smells really good, bro.

00:02:51.320 Do you have any of that cologne still or no?

00:02:54.800 Bro, that cologne that kid's using is crazy.

00:02:57.820 Nah, bro, that's, keep it up, bro.

00:03:01.600 I'm telling you, bro, advice from a man to another man, bro.

00:03:04.660 Smells all that matters.

00:03:05.740 I had a really bad stench with me growing up, so no girls would ever talk to me.

00:03:08.940 But you smell like that, bro, you have a very bright future, bro.

00:03:11.060 Remember one of the guys who came here last night?

00:03:14.520 He's a little brother.

00:03:15.520 Oh, okay.

00:03:16.840 Keep it up, bro, for real.

00:03:17.680 Smells all that matters, bro, for real.

00:03:21.840 Bro, I'm giving him some advice, Chad.

00:03:23.400 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:03:24.000 Hey, what do you guys have in mind?

00:03:25.380 Do you want to do, each person makes a small pizza?

00:03:28.020 Do you guys want to do a bunch of big pizzas?

00:03:29.900 I think a big pizza.

00:03:31.020 Okay.

00:03:31.540 For sure.

00:03:31.900 Yeah, I want to make a big pizza.

00:03:32.660 I want to do the dough and stir it in my fingers.

00:03:34.600 Other people are not like, it's better if we could focus on Nia making the big pizza instead

00:03:38.720 of like 10 people in a small kitchen.

00:03:40.120 Let me prep this for him.

00:03:41.000 Okay.

00:03:41.240 I don't know if you saw, but we definitely should have came here yesterday because my

00:03:44.060 cameraman got hot coffee going all over it.

00:03:45.680 You guys, you guys, you guys, you guys went to rallies.

00:03:47.480 I want to announce.

00:03:48.780 Rally's is like, I want it to come here.

00:03:50.320 I want it to come here.

00:03:51.480 Can you eat the pepperoni raw or no?

00:03:53.720 Can you eat the pepperoni raw like that or no?

00:03:56.960 Can you eat the pepperoni raw like that or no?

00:04:01.040 So, Snickers, don't get to smoke, but it's not going to be crispy.

00:04:05.020 It's okay.

00:04:05.520 Can I try it?

00:04:07.000 What the?

00:04:08.640 Okay.

00:04:09.280 I want to.

00:04:11.560 Yeah, I want to.

00:04:12.140 I want to.

00:04:12.760 I trust my Muslim brothers.

00:04:14.040 I knew we should have came here, bro.

00:04:15.460 Muslim hospitality is on a new level.

00:04:17.960 Yeah, sure.

00:04:18.240 It's the rise of hard one, bro.

00:04:19.220 Everybody comes to us for this.

00:04:21.080 Chat, pepperoni taste test.

00:04:22.620 You want some?

00:04:23.420 Okay.

00:04:25.120 It's beef, right?

00:04:26.100 Yes, it's beef, yeah.

00:04:27.740 Nice to meet you, man.

00:04:28.840 Pizza.

00:04:29.640 Bro.

00:04:29.980 Is this pizza good?

00:04:31.220 Bro, why are you going to be cold?

00:04:32.660 He's been eating it since he was a baby, man.

00:04:34.640 Can I want it?

00:04:35.360 Yeah.

00:04:36.640 I haven't had pepperoni in a year since I've referred to Islam.

00:04:38.960 I know.

00:04:39.320 Taste it, taste it.

00:04:39.900 I assume so as well.

00:04:40.800 Bro.

00:04:41.300 You don't say that.

00:04:42.160 Bro.

00:04:42.580 It's good.

00:04:43.740 That is so good.

00:04:45.280 Are you pranking me as a pork and I'm just like committing haramara? 0.99

00:04:47.480 I'm Muslim too, bro. 0.98

00:04:48.420 Okay, okay.

00:04:48.800 He's my brother.

00:04:49.580 Where are you guys from?

00:04:50.060 You're passing him?

00:04:50.560 This is my little brother, man.

00:04:51.260 The guy's eating.

00:04:52.200 He's, uh...

00:04:52.800 You know what's crazy?

00:04:53.620 They're going to clip that out of context and make it look like we just ate pepperoni.

00:04:57.340 It's all good.

00:04:57.900 All right, let's make these pizzas. 0.53

00:04:58.520 Let's do it.

00:04:58.840 Hey, it's not only if you don't know, though.

00:05:00.400 This one is ready to go, bro.

00:05:01.580 All right, let's do it.

00:05:02.280 Um, you know what?

00:05:04.900 He's never worked a job in his life.

00:05:06.880 I've never worked a job.

00:05:08.740 This is really, really new to me.

00:05:09.940 So you put holes first.

00:05:11.340 Okay.

00:05:11.820 I'm going to do this one really quick so you can see how it's done.

00:05:13.480 Okay, okay.

00:05:15.700 Each pizza has a measurement.

00:05:17.000 I played the pizza games back on my computer, so I think I know how to work it a little.

00:05:20.440 There's pizza games?

00:05:21.400 Yeah, like where you put the toppings and stuff.

00:05:22.860 The whole thing with the pizza?

00:05:24.100 Yeah.

00:05:24.860 That's literally what I played.

00:05:25.840 I didn't know.

00:05:26.660 Because I used to play this too, bro. 0.99

00:05:28.000 Damn. 0.99

00:05:28.840 Do you have gloves? 1.00

00:05:29.840 Yeah.

00:05:31.180 Yo, this is like a very scary area.

00:05:33.880 That's all right.

00:05:34.420 I know, man.

00:05:34.920 I know it's not huge.

00:05:36.000 We're all kind of crowded in here, but it's cool, bro.

00:05:38.300 It's all good. 0.97

00:05:38.700 Change gloves, you nasty. 0.96

00:05:39.800 Oh, sorry. 0.97

00:05:40.720 We're good.

00:05:41.540 Yo, this looks really good.

00:05:42.860 Wait, can I look around the kitchen real quick?

00:05:44.700 Hey, afterwards, he has to make you a pizza.

00:05:46.860 I want to look around the kitchen.

00:05:48.560 Yeah?

00:05:50.680 Hold on.

00:05:51.440 You don't think our pizza's going to be good?

00:05:52.760 I don't know.

00:05:53.460 No, go ahead.

00:05:53.980 I don't know how to respond.

00:05:55.820 How do you respond to that?

00:05:57.120 Bien.

00:05:57.440 Bien.

00:05:57.580 Bien, and you?

00:05:59.220 Bien.

00:05:59.900 Yeah.

00:06:00.740 Gracias.

00:06:02.220 Yo.

00:06:04.080 What is it?

00:06:04.740 Oh, my God, man.

00:06:05.740 We're in a kitchen. 1.00

00:06:06.740 Holy shit. 0.99

00:06:07.400 Some food's coming out. 0.99

00:06:09.740 Some food's coming out.

00:06:11.040 You want to see one?

00:06:11.900 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:06:14.640 This is fire, bro.

00:06:15.660 It's beef pepperoni.

00:06:16.360 I know, bro.

00:06:16.900 I know.

00:06:17.920 Oh, sorry.

00:06:19.240 All right, so just put the pepperoni on it?

00:06:21.000 Yeah, basically.

00:06:22.340 I was going to let you guys make a fresher one, but...

00:06:24.640 Nah, I want to do my own.

00:06:25.700 Go, put it on.

00:06:27.860 All right.

00:06:28.760 Can I do this one?

00:06:29.600 Yeah.

00:06:29.980 All right.

00:06:31.380 This feels good, man.

00:06:33.640 I want to give back.

00:06:34.240 What the?

00:06:34.820 You know what we're going to do, Sneeko?

00:06:35.940 This is the beef.

00:06:36.520 This pork?

00:06:37.080 That's pork. 0.99

00:06:37.840 Yes.

00:06:38.200 Sneeko, you know what we're going to do?

00:06:38.920 I have a good idea.

00:06:40.600 Actually.

00:06:41.640 Bro, listen.

00:06:42.220 That's what we do.

00:06:42.740 We make the pizzas, and then we buy them, and then we give it to homeless people.

00:06:46.280 Sure, yeah.

00:06:47.780 And then we, yeah.

00:06:48.780 And then we get the clips, and we leave.

00:06:49.860 All right, let's go.

00:06:50.220 Yeah, swap them out.

00:06:53.000 WRL idea, Chad.

00:06:53.780 Let me know.

00:06:56.600 I have to put holes?

00:06:58.560 Yeah.

00:07:03.620 I thought it was a halal restaurant, and they actually serve pork here.

00:07:06.460 I'm disappointed in you guys, man.

00:07:07.680 I'm not going to lie.

00:07:08.680 Is there a trash can?

00:07:09.200 Yeah.

00:07:09.600 Thanks.

00:07:10.360 I tried to explain this to a guy from the beginning, and they started screaming, it's

00:07:16.820 a halal restaurant.

00:07:18.200 We serve beef pepperoni.

00:07:20.380 No, they definitely said it was a halal restaurant.

00:07:25.120 Hey, don't talk to my boy like that, bro.

00:07:26.820 What did he say? 0.99

00:07:27.520 He just called you a retard. 0.99

00:07:28.960 Bro, why are you doing it like that? 0.98

00:07:31.940 How is that weird?

00:07:34.360 Whatever.

00:07:37.460 He's doing well. 0.97

00:07:39.260 A little retarded, but. 1.00

00:07:40.360 Okay, time to put the sauce. 0.93

00:07:46.740 I can put about two and a half scoops.

00:07:57.140 I'm doing great, man. 1.00

00:08:11.040 Ah, shit. 1.00

00:08:11.960 God damn it. 1.00

00:08:13.380 Put a little more. 0.99

00:08:14.140 There's a little more tomato sauce.

00:08:18.560 It smells good.

00:08:21.520 Okay, now what?

00:08:22.840 Bro, get it on the phone.

00:08:24.080 Are you kidding me? 1.00

00:08:24.740 Dude, that's the crust, dumbass. 1.00

00:08:26.480 That's the worst stuff I've ever seen. 1.00

00:08:28.680 It's good.

00:08:31.520 Spread it out even.

00:08:32.700 We're good.

00:08:33.180 Now what?

00:08:35.640 Shoot, I need a new glove.

00:08:37.800 Is this?

00:08:43.460 Thank you so much, man.

00:08:44.300 I really appreciate it, bro.

00:08:52.060 Bro, I'm starving, bro.

00:08:53.240 I'm starving.

00:08:54.080 What?

00:08:56.100 Oh, did he eat today?

00:08:57.960 Nice.

00:08:58.240 This is a whole lot of pepperoni, right?

00:08:59.440 I'm done, dude.

00:09:00.240 I'm done.

00:09:02.040 Are you stealing my pizza, bro?

00:09:03.960 Hey, where's Brad?

00:09:04.660 Was he coming?

00:09:05.440 Brad?

00:09:05.820 Oh, I was two hours away from him.

00:09:07.180 He couldn't. 0.94

00:09:08.640 Hell, Brad.

00:09:10.900 Chad, am I doing good, yes or no?

00:09:13.000 Am I doing good, Chad?

00:09:13.860 Yes or no?

00:09:14.160 Be honest, bro.

00:09:15.060 How much would you put?

00:09:15.720 You put a lot or just like?

00:09:18.240 Don't worry, you should probably put the cheese.

00:09:20.300 Oh, yeah, you're right, you're right.

00:09:21.400 No, but you have to get the cheese.

00:09:22.220 Trust me, it's a method.

00:09:22.920 You got to put the cheese on top.

00:09:23.820 I used to make Lunchables back in the day.

00:09:25.120 Let's see his method.

00:09:27.360 Bro, this looks so good.

00:09:29.460 How long does it take to cook?

00:09:31.220 15 minutes, 20?

00:09:32.000 I have no idea, possibly not.

00:09:44.660 Do you guys like anything else at the top or just a little bit?

00:09:52.000 What else do you have?

00:09:53.200 All these vegetables.

00:09:53.940 Peppers.

00:09:55.040 You can make any combo you want.

00:09:56.840 We also have chicken, too.

00:09:59.120 Do you like pineapple?

00:10:01.460 Pineapple on pizza?

00:10:02.360 Yeah.

00:10:04.780 Not a hater.

00:10:07.860 We should have came here yesterday, man.

00:10:09.680 They really thought that we were going to get bombed.

00:10:11.280 What else do we need to put?

00:10:14.660 Whatever you like, bro.

00:10:18.080 What do you like?

00:10:18.380 Am I doing good so far?

00:10:19.840 Thank you so much, man.

00:10:20.840 I appreciate it.

00:10:21.720 Yo.

00:10:23.140 Do you need a...

00:10:24.280 Any other toppings?

00:10:26.440 Wait, can I...

00:10:27.280 Can I make the dough or no?

00:10:31.520 Or it's already pre-made?

00:10:32.900 It's not pre-made, but the thing is right now, we're kind of busy.

00:10:36.100 I can't really start it right now.

00:10:37.660 If you want to wait a little bit, we might be able to have...

00:10:39.620 Okay, okay.

00:10:40.600 Let's put some...

00:10:41.240 Wait, Chad, do you eat pineapple in your pizzas?

00:10:42.820 Yes or no?

00:10:43.280 I'm making the pizza for the chat.

00:10:44.780 What do you guys want?

00:10:45.560 Sorry, one second.

00:10:46.100 I have to take...

00:10:46.520 Do you guys want pineapple in your pizza or what?

00:10:51.460 What do you guys want, Chad?

00:10:55.020 This one's ready to go.

00:10:57.520 They're saying no.

00:10:59.140 All right.

00:10:59.660 No pineapple?

00:11:00.160 What the hell we got?

00:11:08.580 Where's my pizza?

00:11:09.760 We'll put that one in the oven.

00:11:10.660 Look.

00:11:11.480 Oh, my God.

00:11:14.580 That's my first time making my own food.

00:11:17.020 Can I taste test it after?

00:11:18.300 Yeah, of course.

00:11:18.760 You guys, can you do me a favor?

00:11:22.020 Can we move a little bit over to this one?

00:11:23.560 Sorry, because he has to make some of the orders.

00:11:25.060 Of course, of course.

00:11:25.540 Oh, there's some actual customers?

00:11:26.480 I'll help you with the orders.

00:11:27.160 I got you.

00:11:27.460 I'm going to lock in for you.

00:11:28.020 What do you need me to do, sir?

00:11:29.980 You got it covered, brother.

00:11:31.200 I got you.

00:11:33.740 Do you want to...

00:11:34.360 I put San Diego's pizza in.

00:11:35.680 Do you want to make another one for yourself?

00:11:36.700 Oh, my God.

00:11:36.940 There's wings?

00:11:37.720 Of course.

00:11:38.540 Can I get some wings?

00:11:39.140 Like, just like five, I think.

00:11:42.100 Okay.

00:11:42.580 I thought this is for the order.

00:11:45.380 You want some wings too, Rob?

00:11:46.500 Yeah.

00:11:46.860 Wait, is that cheese raw?

00:11:51.400 It's not, like, bad to eat, right?

00:11:52.800 If someone were to hypothetically eat that?

00:11:54.100 Okay.

00:11:55.860 I think he...

00:11:56.740 He's locked in.

00:11:57.380 What is that noise?

00:11:58.040 Barbecue pizza right there.

00:11:59.200 Sounded like a queef. 1.00

00:12:00.000 It did.

00:12:01.400 How do I know what that...

00:12:02.220 Yeah, that is weird that you know what that is,

00:12:03.780 and that's making me think weird things,

00:12:04.960 and I don't want to eat and think about that, so...

00:12:07.040 Gross.

00:12:08.380 Oh, man. 1.00

00:12:09.380 Disgusting. 0.98

00:12:11.620 I dapped up two people with these gloves. 1.00

00:12:13.880 Disgusting. 0.84

00:12:14.480 Oh, sorry. 1.00

00:12:18.440 Damn, man. 0.99

00:12:19.000 This feels really... 0.99

00:12:19.640 I feel at home right here, Chad.

00:12:20.680 I really feel for people when I come here, bro.

00:12:22.920 It feels great.

00:12:23.440 This is where I grew up, man.

00:12:24.120 That's fire, bro.

00:12:24.840 There's a baby in here, bro.

00:12:25.920 Seriously?

00:12:26.880 In this kitchen right here?

00:12:28.620 Sounds like a...

00:12:29.420 Sounds like a health violation.

00:12:30.500 No, I'm kidding.

00:12:32.240 Yo, what if we get this place...

00:12:33.380 No.

00:12:34.480 No hygiene? 1.00

00:12:35.260 Bro, are you dumb? 1.00

00:12:36.000 Let's see how the restroom is, Chad. 1.00

00:12:36.860 Let's see how well put together this place is.

00:12:38.740 Like, a table for you guys so you guys can eat here?

00:12:40.300 Yeah, yeah.

00:12:40.820 Sure.

00:12:42.280 Yo! 1.00

00:12:43.720 What the...

00:12:44.560 This is fire.

00:12:47.000 Raw cheese?

00:12:47.840 I mean, I don't know, bro. 0.99

00:12:48.540 That shit tastes kind of weird. 0.99

00:12:49.460 I got a big-ass headache on my head right now, dude. 0.99

00:12:51.360 How'd you guys stay somewhere, though?

00:12:52.620 Wait, what happens if you go to the bathroom?

00:12:59.540 Oh, my God.

00:13:00.140 It's an escape from reality.

00:13:01.100 Come outside.

00:13:01.760 Come here.

00:13:02.700 Yo! 1.00

00:13:04.140 Leon doesn't even know I'm out here.

00:13:06.040 This is...

00:13:06.580 Dude, this feels good, dude.

00:13:07.660 We're just by...

00:13:08.120 Look!

00:13:09.260 Come here.

00:13:09.680 We can bring the lampshark back here. 0.79

00:13:11.200 You want?

00:13:12.220 Dude!

00:13:13.220 People do don't us out here, clearly.

00:13:14.420 This is so nice. 0.99

00:13:16.120 I gotta bring my shit out right now. 0.99

00:13:17.360 This is nice. 0.99

00:13:18.020 Nah, this is really nice, bro.

00:13:20.460 What's nice about this?

00:13:21.240 I don't get it.

00:13:22.400 What?

00:13:22.940 What's nice about this?

00:13:23.800 It's just, like, an empty area.

00:13:25.460 Like, it's beautiful.

00:13:27.340 Yeah, I don't think you know where we are.

00:13:29.500 Let's not say it either, please.

00:13:31.020 Leon ain't around here, bro.

00:13:32.960 Hey, looking good, Leon.

00:13:34.260 Huh? Leon?

00:13:34.760 Look at the hood.

00:13:35.420 Look at the hood, dude.

00:13:36.700 Man, this is the hood hood.

00:13:37.780 Y'all used to poke it.

00:13:41.600 Okay.

00:13:44.120 I think I like to go.

00:13:45.540 Definitely.

00:13:46.020 What?

00:13:50.160 Are you done?

00:13:51.280 This isn't dirty.

00:13:52.380 So you're going to take a little touch?

00:13:53.560 You're going to take a little touch?

00:13:54.680 You guys like barbecue chicken or barbecue?

00:13:56.800 You guys like barbecue chicken?

00:13:58.660 You guys mess with onions, too?

00:14:01.080 You're going to do one without onions?

00:14:02.480 I like onions, personally.

00:14:04.620 I'm just really hungry.

00:14:05.800 I am.

00:14:06.280 How long does a pizza usually take to make?

00:14:07.700 It's going to be probably about, like, 10 minutes.

00:14:09.940 Oh, perfect, perfect.

00:14:10.680 We've got a lot of orders coming in right now.

00:14:12.020 It's rush hour, huh?

00:14:12.820 I made some wings for you guys, too, and I'm going to make another pizza that you guys

00:14:16.380 can sit down in.

00:14:17.080 Thank you so much, man.

00:14:18.180 Do you need any help with any orders, or you're good?

00:14:19.700 No, we're good right now, bro.

00:14:20.660 I'm ready to go with my glove.

00:14:23.800 Right now, you guys can't screw.

00:14:25.500 Can we please not have the order I made?

00:14:28.280 Have them, don't have them, cook mine. 0.91

00:14:30.160 Why?

00:14:30.960 Let me cook Leon a pizza.

00:14:32.540 Leon, please.

00:14:33.080 I don't want pizza.

00:14:33.560 What do you want?

00:14:33.960 I got a cheese pizza, bro.

00:14:36.180 No, no, no, Leon, Leon.

00:14:37.260 Listen, how much faith do you have in me in life?

00:14:39.080 You know for a fact I have more faith in you than anybody else.

00:14:41.640 Okay, so just trust me on this.

00:14:43.480 Chicken, you can die if you don't eat chicken. 1.00

00:14:45.440 I wouldn't f*** you. 1.00

00:14:46.900 Just trust me. 0.99

00:14:47.660 And let me make you a pizza.

00:14:48.420 Do you like pineapples?

00:14:49.540 Dude, I love pizza.

00:14:50.540 You know what?

00:14:50.780 I'm going to make you your dream pizza.

00:14:51.740 I got this.

00:14:52.200 And this glove.

00:14:52.940 This is a fresh glove, too.

00:14:54.400 I'm not worried about you making me sick, bro.

00:14:56.140 I'm just, chicken is a touchy thing.

00:14:58.400 Okay, you like, I know you like.

00:15:00.520 Chicken's a touchy thing.

00:15:01.320 Okay, so let me make you a pizza, and then let me make you a chicken, and then you try

00:15:04.120 it, and give it a taste test.

00:15:04.980 My chicken's already coming out.

00:15:06.360 You can make me a pizza.

00:15:07.460 You will taste test it.

00:15:08.440 Okay.

00:15:08.860 All right.

00:15:09.360 All right.

00:15:11.060 Okay.

00:15:11.620 All right. 0.85

00:15:11.960 I'm going to die. 0.76

00:15:12.780 Okay, all right. 0.52

00:15:13.280 Let's do it.

00:15:16.320 Can I, if you don't mind, can I make my friend Leon over there a small pizza?

00:15:21.780 Thank you so much.

00:15:22.480 That's the last one, I promise.

00:15:24.360 What?

00:15:24.760 He just asked me not to make you a pizza.

00:15:26.400 No, no, no.

00:15:26.720 He said, no, he said.

00:15:27.560 Not to make him.

00:15:28.500 I'm just kidding.

00:15:29.280 Okay, all right.

00:15:29.740 I should have plugged the phone, to be honest.

00:15:31.920 Wait, Chad, should I set Leon up and use his love?

00:15:34.680 I'm a sick man.

00:15:35.780 I don't care anymore, dude. 0.93

00:15:36.480 I have no soul anymore.

00:15:38.040 I mean, we're naked Leon at pizza.

00:15:39.740 Lock in. 1.00

00:15:41.860 Don't make it ass. 1.00

00:15:42.760 Like, make it ass you're good. 0.99

00:15:43.560 He works hard. 0.97

00:15:44.380 I know, I know, I know, I know.

00:15:45.620 I know.

00:15:45.720 I know.

00:15:55.740 I'm going to speak, guys.

00:15:57.240 All right, let's run this.

00:16:03.640 Let's run this up.

00:16:07.740 Sorry, I know you're in a rush, sir.

00:16:09.540 I feel really out of place here.

00:16:10.880 I feel out of touch in reality.

00:16:11.900 Where's the camera down?

00:16:14.100 Oh, my hand?

00:16:14.960 Dude, you're right.

00:16:17.540 Hey, JCV.

00:16:19.620 Hey.

00:16:21.440 Sorry, sorry, sorry. 0.86

00:16:22.460 My cameraman's a little retarded. 1.00

00:16:24.460 I'm joking. 0.97

00:16:24.940 All right, I need a new glove.

00:16:25.780 All right.

00:16:27.240 Here, I can take that.

00:16:30.400 Thank you so much, man.

00:16:33.040 Perfect.

00:16:34.320 Oh, yeah.

00:16:36.260 Oh, yeah.

00:16:37.240 Just one small pizza, that's really it.

00:16:39.900 Do you guys have a lot of orders right now?

00:16:42.180 Oh, very good business, chat.

00:16:45.780 Dinner time?

00:16:46.640 Oh.

00:16:47.400 What's your favorite food, sir?

00:16:49.320 Yeah.

00:16:50.740 Like Egyptian food.

00:16:52.080 Oh.

00:16:54.500 Come over here, Leon.

00:16:55.580 Okay.

00:16:55.880 Okay.

00:16:55.920 Okay.

00:16:57.240 Okay, let's make Leon his pizza.

00:17:02.720 Let's do it.

00:17:03.320 Let me do this one.

00:17:04.880 Chat, it's for Leon.

00:17:11.700 Wait, wait.

00:17:12.340 Do you have barbecue sauce, too?

00:17:14.260 You want to mix it?

00:17:14.960 Yeah, yeah, I'm going to mix it.

00:17:16.380 Excuse me, bro.

00:17:17.100 I got it.

00:17:18.780 I got it.

00:17:18.800 Hold on one second.

00:17:19.380 Let me, yeah.

00:17:20.560 Barbecue?

00:17:21.320 Yeah.

00:17:30.740 I'm going to make a barbecue crust.

00:17:32.140 Do you see what I'm saying?

00:17:32.900 Wait, wait, wait.

00:17:33.560 What?

00:17:33.980 What's going on?

00:17:37.060 It's about to hit.

00:17:37.740 You need help, Neil?

00:17:44.980 What?

00:17:45.460 You need help?

00:17:46.460 I'm going to make my friend Leon a pizza really quick.

00:17:49.020 All right.

00:17:49.700 Thank you so much, sir.

00:17:50.480 I appreciate it.

00:17:51.140 Let me cook, chat.

00:17:55.920 Let me cook, bro. 0.99

00:17:56.400 I wouldn't fuck Leon over. 0.99

00:17:58.620 Huh? 0.99

00:17:58.860 I wrote his name.

00:18:09.640 Look.

00:18:10.360 Leon.

00:18:11.100 I wrote your name in the sauce.

00:18:15.140 Just for you, Leon.

00:18:16.640 Yeah, buddy.

00:18:26.040 All right.

00:18:26.640 Relax.

00:18:27.180 Bro, you put the whole thing of olives in there.

00:18:29.580 Oh.

00:18:31.120 That's way too many.

00:18:32.540 Leon likes olives, he said.

00:18:36.340 Do you guys have bananas?

00:18:38.860 I'm sorry.

00:18:39.480 What did you just ask for?

00:18:40.600 He calls you a monkey because he wants to give you bananas.

00:18:42.740 Dude, what the? 0.50

00:18:44.700 He said bananas.

00:18:45.940 What does that have to do with the other dishes?

00:18:48.300 I'm not glad.

00:18:48.920 No, no.

00:18:49.100 I see it now. 0.99

00:18:49.660 You're actually a weirdo. 0.98

00:18:50.880 What do you mean? 0.98

00:18:52.440 What?

00:18:53.380 Look, I pinned it on Steako.

00:18:55.100 Chat, am I a weirdo?

00:18:55.660 Yes or no.

00:18:55.920 You're the one who thought they were going to bomb us if we can't get him.

00:18:57.540 Chat, am I a weirdo?

00:18:58.080 Yes or no.

00:18:58.860 Look how friendly they are.

00:19:03.760 I knew it for the show.

00:19:04.340 I just pinned them on Steako.

00:19:09.960 Leon wants to spar me now.

00:19:11.140 Great.

00:19:11.980 Great.

00:19:12.320 I'm going to spar my elbow right now.

00:19:14.080 Great.

00:19:19.040 All right.

00:19:19.520 That's the pizza right there.

00:19:20.940 Let's get it in the oven, shall we?

00:19:22.740 Where did you get those pepperonis?

00:19:24.160 What?

00:19:24.580 Where did you go?

00:19:25.120 That's for Leon.

00:19:25.720 It's pork.

00:19:26.860 He wants pork?

00:19:27.660 Yeah, he wants pork.

00:19:28.420 All right.

00:19:28.700 Let's get this in the oven. 0.99

00:19:30.200 We need to put some cheese to make the pepperonis cake.

00:19:32.700 Some cheese on top?

00:19:33.820 Oh, bro.

00:19:34.900 It's like Chicago-style pizza.

00:19:36.960 Where, like...

00:19:38.320 Dude, that...

00:19:39.040 It might not pass through the oven, bro.

00:19:40.460 Actually? 1.00

00:19:40.760 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:19:43.060 What do we... 1.00

00:19:43.460 What do I do?

00:19:47.180 Try to push it out a little bit.

00:19:49.300 All right.

00:19:49.640 There it goes.

00:19:49.940 We're good now.

00:19:50.360 Trust.

00:19:52.120 All right.

00:19:52.480 Leave it. 0.95

00:19:52.620 Throw it in there, brother.

00:20:06.140 Okay.

00:20:06.660 Now we just sit and wait?

00:20:07.480 Okay.

00:20:10.760 Do we just sit and wait now, or do I have to use the data or no?

00:20:14.520 No, no, no.

00:20:14.900 Just leave it here.

00:20:16.840 What's it called?

00:20:17.940 If you guys want to go take a seat, I'm going to bring out your pizzas.

00:20:20.220 One of the other pizzas is going to be ready.

00:20:24.460 All right.

00:20:25.080 Let's do this, Chad.

00:20:25.700 Let's do this.

00:20:28.760 Actually, look at these.

00:20:29.980 Chad, that's Leon's pizza right there.

00:20:31.080 What?

00:20:31.860 Did we make this one?

00:20:32.560 Our food's...

00:20:33.120 That's the one we made?

00:20:35.000 Not bad.

00:20:35.680 Chad, this is Leon's pizza.

00:20:36.740 That looks good.

00:20:38.240 You guys have good toppings, man.

00:20:40.340 Really nice place.

00:20:41.100 W place, Chad.

00:20:41.660 When we leave, we're going to say what place it is so we don't get doxed after.

00:20:44.540 We all got to check it out, bro.

00:20:45.380 Very nice place.

00:20:46.800 Did you check who was calling the phones?

00:20:49.860 How is that mid, bro?

00:20:52.700 Wait, is he trying to...

00:20:53.600 Wait, Chad, is he trying to kick us out?

00:20:55.440 No.

00:20:55.600 I'm going to eat it regardless.

00:21:01.480 What's wrong with it?

00:21:02.460 I don't know.

00:21:03.200 You said there's something wrong with it?

00:21:04.260 No, no, no.

00:21:04.740 I'm still going to eat it, but...

00:21:07.160 Okay.

00:21:07.660 All right.

00:21:08.660 Do I...

00:21:09.320 Yeah.

00:21:12.320 Nice! 0.94

00:21:13.000 Yeah, do you want to cut it?

00:21:14.200 Oh, yeah.

00:21:14.600 Let me cut it.

00:21:14.880 Let me cut it.

00:21:16.440 Whoa, whoa.

00:21:16.780 What?

00:21:17.500 Right.

00:21:17.940 Do a tray.

00:21:18.560 Do a tray for you guys.

00:21:19.280 Okay.

00:21:19.480 Try doing it with this one.

00:21:25.980 Press it really hard, otherwise it's not going to get cut.

00:21:31.440 Sorry.

00:21:44.060 That doesn't look bad, huh?

00:21:46.660 Rated 1 through 10 based on visual appearance.

00:21:48.380 I'm giving it a 7.5.

00:21:50.820 7.5?

00:21:51.480 Okay.

00:21:51.680 I'm just kidding, brother.

00:21:52.700 You're just kidding?

00:21:55.200 Who's that?

00:21:56.260 Barstool, man.

00:21:57.280 Barstool.

00:21:57.600 Come check us out.

00:21:59.820 Okay.

00:22:00.440 Perfect.

00:22:01.560 Let's try it.

00:22:03.020 Is the other pizza cooking in the oven right now?

00:22:05.360 Oh, yeah, it is.

00:22:05.820 Okay, perfect.

00:22:06.440 Oh, Leon, you're about to be excited, brother.

00:22:09.700 We should find that homeless lady from yesterday through coffee and give her a pizza. 1.00

00:22:13.920 What do you guys want to see right here?

00:22:15.020 Oh, it's right there, yeah.

00:22:18.380 Let me go.

00:22:20.500 I'll get you guys some plates and I'll bring up the pizza.

00:22:22.100 Okay.

00:22:22.260 All right.

00:22:22.540 Thank you so much, brother.

00:22:24.460 Chat, I'm trying pepperoni pizza.

00:22:26.580 Yeah.

00:22:27.940 Yeah.

00:22:28.500 All right.

00:22:28.820 Are we taste-nesting this together?

00:22:44.640 Yes.

00:22:45.360 Okay, let's do it.

00:22:49.320 All right.

00:22:50.360 This better be good, bro.

00:22:51.380 I'm excited.

00:22:52.940 Wow.

00:22:53.600 Pepperoni.

00:22:54.020 I miss these days back in the day where I used to cheat and eat pepperoni back in school.

00:22:57.920 I'm serious.

00:22:58.400 I'm joking, dude.

00:22:59.000 I'll never do that.

00:23:01.200 Here's cheese and peppers.

00:23:03.840 It's oily.

00:23:04.940 What is?

00:23:05.640 The whole thing.

00:23:06.260 Look how much oil is on here.

00:23:07.360 Dude, I know.

00:23:07.860 That's what I like.

00:23:08.340 I'm about to flip this mirror.

00:23:11.700 Chat, don't be weird in screenshot of me and him eating pepperoni.

00:23:14.180 Yo.

00:23:15.220 Y'all are about to get thrilled online.

00:23:16.940 You know that, right?

00:23:18.440 Hold it up, Sneeko. 0.99

00:23:22.360 Take a picture.

00:23:28.840 Halal pizza, man.

00:23:31.740 Okay, it's not real pepperoni.

00:23:32.900 Can we, like, establish that?

00:23:33.960 That it's not?

00:23:34.560 Okay.

00:23:35.960 All right.

00:23:36.880 Hey! 0.99

00:23:37.260 Oh, my God.

00:23:39.780 That's hot. 1.00

00:23:40.620 Damn. 1.00

00:23:42.800 Fake Muslims? 1.00

00:23:43.680 All right, bro. 0.99

00:23:44.140 Whatever, dude.

00:23:44.760 It's actually real good.

00:23:45.720 Leon, do you like your food?

00:23:48.280 Are you excited for the pizza?

00:23:50.000 I'm super excited about the pizza you made for me.

00:23:52.960 Try a slice.

00:23:53.680 I'm a little scared because you put bananas in it.

00:23:55.680 It hurts.

00:23:56.540 No, I didn't have any.

00:24:03.320 Bro, that's what you made.

00:24:05.020 Don't worry.

00:24:06.340 You're talking about the gloves thing?

00:24:07.760 I changed my gloves.

00:24:08.680 Wallahi.

00:24:09.140 Weirdo.

00:24:12.060 Come on, try a slice.

00:24:13.180 It's good.

00:24:13.800 Leon, do you think I would do that to you, bro?

00:24:15.140 Trust, trust.

00:24:15.640 That's good.

00:24:15.960 It's good.

00:24:16.160 It's good.

00:24:18.300 Oh, thanks.

00:24:19.240 Man, W, Leon, bro.

00:24:20.500 Yeah, it's good.

00:24:20.960 It's good.

00:24:22.420 Bro, they keep talking about Leon's CTE.

00:24:24.060 They're so weird, bro.

00:24:24.760 He does not have CTE.

00:24:25.680 Why?

00:24:25.880 You made a place to eat it.

00:24:26.880 Eat it.

00:24:27.300 Come on.

00:24:27.540 Oh, okay.

00:24:28.060 Sorry.

00:24:29.040 What do you think, bro?

00:24:36.540 You on?

00:24:38.760 Come here.

00:24:41.760 Bro.

00:24:42.080 This is good.

00:24:44.420 It's good.

00:24:44.960 It's good.

00:24:47.760 Bro, chat. 0.99

00:24:49.700 This is fucking good. 0.99

00:24:51.260 No, streaming fails, man. 0.99

00:24:52.260 You can get a job here.

00:24:54.220 Y'all got to eat a real one, oh my God. 1.00

00:24:55.940 Especially his ass. 1.00

00:24:56.900 If he falls off, would you hire him? 1.00

00:25:00.180 W's up in the chat.

00:25:01.180 I got it.

00:25:01.640 I got you.

00:25:02.200 I got you.

00:25:02.220 I get a job here.

00:25:02.980 That's my first time I ever made my own food in my life. 0.99

00:25:05.840 W's up in the fucking chat, bro. 0.99

00:25:07.780 Wow, man. 1.00

00:25:08.480 That felt good.

00:25:09.640 That felt good.

00:25:13.500 One through ten.

00:25:16.420 It's good, right?

00:25:23.540 I made it.

00:25:24.640 Evolving?

00:25:25.340 Chat, day by day we're evolving, man.

00:25:26.560 We're becoming a better person.

00:25:28.300 So you don't need a girlfriend.

00:25:29.120 You can cook for yourself.

00:25:31.420 Yeah.

00:25:31.980 I mean, I doordash, but...

00:25:36.980 I want...

00:25:38.180 To be honest, I never cook.

00:25:43.420 What?

00:25:45.060 Why did you look at me like that?

00:25:47.540 Someone died?

00:25:48.860 What?

00:25:51.820 What did I say?

00:25:53.500 You want a slice?

00:25:54.560 What?

00:25:55.320 You remember when I...

00:25:56.200 I ripped out my gloves with my teeth?

00:25:59.820 Yeah.

00:26:00.900 I picked up Leon's pork.

00:26:04.060 And then...

00:26:04.980 You got one easy job, bro.

00:26:16.700 I haven't slipped up once since I became a muscleman.

00:26:18.920 He just, like, he can't even think about where his pants are going.

00:26:20.620 Is there a restroom? 1.00

00:26:22.400 Fucking idiot, man. 1.00

00:26:23.860 Sorry, I'm rattled. 1.00

00:26:24.660 I'm so sorry.

00:26:29.080 This is it.

00:26:29.780 Let's see.

00:26:30.160 We're good.

00:26:49.340 Don't be weird, chat.

00:26:50.240 We're good.

00:26:50.580 We're literally good, bro.

00:26:51.400 We're good.

00:26:52.960 We're good, bro.

00:26:54.560 We're good.

00:26:55.080 Yeah, I did that on purpose for content. 1.00

00:26:59.020 Are you fucking stupid, bro? 1.00

00:27:01.200 Why would I do that on purpose, bro? 1.00

00:27:02.800 Why?

00:27:03.180 What do I get out of that, bro?

00:27:04.280 Eating pork?

00:27:05.840 Like... 1.00

00:27:06.240 Use your fucking heads, bro. 1.00

00:27:11.680 L-script. 1.00

00:27:12.720 Yeah.

00:27:13.600 Scripted-ing. 0.71

00:27:13.940 Oh, how much longer do you think it'll take?

00:27:21.720 His pizza's right.

00:27:22.380 I see it.

00:27:23.240 Oh, my God. 0.99

00:27:25.720 Fake Muslims. 1.00

00:27:26.540 That's what I have to do. 0.99

00:27:27.280 Okay.

00:27:28.940 All right.

00:27:29.240 Just let me know before so I can...

00:27:30.280 I want to serve it to him myself if that's cool.

00:27:31.760 All right.

00:27:33.420 Thank you, man.

00:27:34.180 Yes, sir.

00:27:34.580 There's more food on the table.

00:27:35.820 Chad, he's annoyed with me, I think.

00:27:37.440 I think he's annoyed with me, bro.

00:27:38.320 All right.

00:27:39.320 Well done, man.

00:27:52.880 It's very good.

00:27:53.960 I had, like, three slices already.

00:27:58.300 Fire.

00:28:02.020 Fire.

00:28:03.320 You really never worked any job at all?

00:28:05.240 Nope.

00:28:08.200 Internship.

00:28:09.460 Never.

00:28:09.900 Did your dad make you do chores at the house and get to clean anything?

00:28:12.180 Nope.

00:28:14.340 Have you, like, used a vacuum before?

00:28:17.240 Um, no, but I've used a sweeper.

00:28:21.760 What is it called?

00:28:22.520 A broom.

00:28:23.640 I've used a broom.

00:28:25.340 Do you know how to do laundry?

00:28:27.320 My mom usually does that for me, but when I, um... 0.99

00:28:29.660 Nowadays, when I do need to do my laundry, I just buy new clothes.

00:28:31.700 I don't know.

00:28:39.320 Your family didn't ever make you do chores?

00:28:41.680 No.

00:28:46.240 So, what is this hard upbringing that you talk about?

00:28:49.220 Um...

00:28:49.660 I mean, just in school, bro.

00:28:53.720 Like, it was tough, but I was definitely silver spoon.

00:28:58.720 How was that spoiled?

00:29:00.440 How was your parents caring about you being spoiled?

00:29:02.460 Do you guys have just...

00:29:03.660 I mean, it's because your parents beat you, don't mean mine do, bro.

00:29:10.000 I would argue that, like, caring about your kids is making them do chores so that they

00:29:13.000 can become more disciplined.

00:29:17.120 Nah.

00:29:17.400 I want my kid to go.

00:29:19.320 I want my kid to work, regardless of how much money...

00:29:21.280 Oh, nice.

00:29:21.880 Now they're mad at me.

00:29:22.560 Oh, my God.

00:29:24.480 Spoiled.

00:29:24.900 All right, bro.

00:29:25.200 You can say what you want.

00:29:26.460 I don't care.

00:29:28.080 I don't care, bro. 0.99

00:29:28.880 You have a broke-ass shot. 0.99

00:29:31.220 Wow. 0.99

00:29:31.520 You took my slice and I wanted it.

00:29:32.500 Really, dude?

00:29:33.320 Nah, bro.

00:29:33.740 It's fine.

00:29:34.420 It's all good, bro.

00:29:34.840 I'll take the one with one pepperoni.

00:29:36.220 Like, do you know how excited I am to eat pepperoni?

00:29:37.560 You don't understand.

00:29:41.700 I really did miss pepperoni.

00:29:43.380 What if they just told us that this is actual real pepperoni?

00:29:45.700 Oh.

00:29:46.380 What happened?

00:29:47.320 You have to call me on.

00:29:49.380 Sorry.

00:29:49.760 I have to take care of some business really quick.

00:29:50.920 I'll be right back.

00:29:52.220 All right. 1.00

00:29:54.640 Oh, shit. 0.99

00:29:55.040 My phone's on 3%. 1.00

00:29:56.060 All right.

00:29:58.400 Baba Beach.

00:30:04.820 Yep.

00:30:05.980 What?

00:30:07.600 Oh, charger?

00:30:10.900 I'll get it in a second.

00:30:11.700 It's all right.

00:30:12.180 You good?

00:30:12.540 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:30:16.400 All right.

00:30:17.760 Okay.

00:30:18.760 Leon's pizza. 1.00

00:30:20.600 God damn. 1.00

00:30:22.660 Now this shit hit. 1.00

00:30:23.540 Looks good. 1.00

00:30:30.160 Chat, is this a WL pizza?

00:30:31.680 Be honest, bro.

00:30:32.560 Minerera sauce.

00:30:33.400 Um, barbecue.

00:30:36.420 Yo, what'd you say, dude?

00:30:43.040 Listen, Leon's.

00:30:44.380 Listen, it's bar...

00:30:45.300 No, no, listen.

00:30:45.920 I mixed in barbecue sauce with Minerera.

00:30:47.640 Nah, it's done.

00:30:51.680 It's actually done.

00:30:52.380 All right, hold on.

00:30:52.680 I have to service him in this.

00:30:53.620 How do I do it?

00:30:59.620 Don't do it like that.

00:31:00.300 You're going to drop all of it.

00:31:01.320 I got you.

00:31:02.220 I got you.

00:31:03.040 Just have faith in me, brother.

00:31:04.040 Have faith in me, brother.

00:31:04.600 I'm telling you.

00:31:05.260 I would never lie to you.

00:31:06.040 I swear.

00:31:06.660 All right.

00:31:07.360 Yep.

00:31:08.100 Look at me. 1.00

00:31:09.880 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:31:10.480 No, no, no, no. 1.00

00:31:11.460 I messed up.

00:31:12.540 I need your help.

00:31:14.060 You need help.

00:31:14.920 Oh, my God.

00:31:20.300 I ruined the pizza, man.

00:31:21.520 You're good.

00:31:21.840 You're good.

00:31:22.100 You're good.

00:31:22.420 Let's get this just here.

00:31:23.980 Even it up.

00:31:25.500 Okay.

00:31:31.160 All right.

00:31:31.560 I'm going to serve it to Leon.

00:31:33.260 Just leave.

00:31:36.620 Where is he?

00:31:43.280 Leon, I made you your pizza.

00:31:44.920 Why is it hanging over the end of the box?

00:31:49.620 Just try it, bro.

00:31:50.520 It's good. 0.99

00:31:50.960 What the fuck am I trying, bro? 0.98

00:31:52.020 It's, okay, so it's Manorera sauce. 0.99

00:31:53.920 It's, um.

00:31:54.100 Wait, talk about, whoa.

00:31:55.180 Back up.

00:31:55.660 What?

00:31:56.420 Manorera sauce.

00:31:57.080 It's black olives.

00:31:58.180 What is Manorera?

00:31:59.720 Um, the red sauce.

00:32:01.600 And then it's.

00:32:02.120 Marinara?

00:32:03.960 Manorera.

00:32:05.440 Marinara.

00:32:07.080 Marinara.

00:32:07.500 I don't know what it's called.

00:32:07.980 That, that, that.

00:32:09.940 Marinara.

00:32:10.800 Marinara.

00:32:11.400 That's it.

00:32:12.360 So it's Manorera sauce.

00:32:13.560 Manorera sauce.

00:32:14.920 Jalapenos.

00:32:15.880 Onions.

00:32:16.700 Um, I think that's a, um, uh, what's that word called? 1.00

00:32:19.880 Fuck. 1.00

00:32:22.600 I forgot. 1.00

00:32:23.320 What is that thing called?

00:32:24.140 Pineapple.

00:32:25.060 Just try a bite.

00:32:25.660 Try a bite.

00:32:26.720 Try a bite.

00:32:27.160 So you made me a pizza full of things that don't match.

00:32:30.260 No, I just wanted to give you, you're a big guy.

00:32:32.520 I wanted to give you a good meal.

00:32:34.040 You want to try some?

00:32:35.400 I will definitely try the pizza.

00:32:37.120 I'll try it with you.

00:32:37.760 I will definitely try the pizza.

00:32:39.880 All right, let's do it.

00:32:41.460 All right.

00:32:42.720 Oh, I can't.

00:32:43.320 It's pork. 1.00

00:32:43.820 Damn it. 1.00

00:32:44.640 Wait, what's pork? 1.00

00:32:45.740 The, the pepperonis.

00:32:46.620 I know you like your pork.

00:32:47.320 I thought we were trying the beef ones.

00:32:48.840 Oh, no, no, no.

00:32:49.360 I didn't want the beef ones.

00:32:50.160 I wanted to get you what you like.

00:32:51.080 So you like the pizza.

00:32:52.800 I feel like you said me.

00:32:54.340 You got, we good, right?

00:32:55.820 You don't hate me on the slide?

00:32:57.200 No.

00:32:58.180 Chat, we're good.

00:32:59.140 I swear.

00:33:00.280 I swear.

00:33:01.180 Hey, you my guy.

00:33:01.920 If you say we good, we good, but.

00:33:03.240 I wouldn't lie to you, bro.

00:33:03.760 Make sure, bro.

00:33:04.400 I just.

00:33:04.860 There's, every topping, I mean.

00:33:09.080 Every topping, I mean, yeah.

00:33:11.380 So what you're saying is this pizza is super spicy.

00:33:13.940 No, there's no spice in it.

00:33:14.940 There's just some barbecue.

00:33:16.920 You didn't say anything about barbecue.

00:33:18.600 What's barbecue?

00:33:19.580 It's barbecue flavored pepperoni. 0.59

00:33:21.980 I'm such a bad liar.

00:33:23.120 I put barbecue sauce in it, mixed in the marinara, but it's going to taste really good.

00:33:26.500 Just trust, trust me, Leon, please, bro.

00:33:28.040 I always trust you, bro.

00:33:29.720 That'll be Leon, bro. 0.99

00:33:32.520 They cut some big ass slices is what they did. 1.00

00:33:34.600 No, I cut it. 0.99

00:33:35.460 That was me.

00:33:35.840 Just some big slices, bro.

00:33:36.760 You got to cut them smaller.

00:33:37.640 I got you.

00:33:38.000 I'll hold it down for you while you do it.

00:33:39.020 Yeah, I appreciate that.

00:33:40.240 See, teamwork makes the dream work.

00:33:42.560 All right, let's try it.

00:33:47.040 The cheese pool is crazy, so we already on a good, on a good foot.

00:33:50.020 Mm-hmm.

00:33:50.420 Okay?

00:33:50.860 Okay.

00:33:51.080 Why are you looking at me like that, dude?

00:33:52.880 I don't really want you to like it.

00:33:54.040 Yo, like.

00:34:00.340 Why did you eat it like that?

00:34:01.880 Oh, my God.

00:34:04.080 I should just wobble hot. 0.97

00:34:05.500 Bro, why did you just eat it like that? 1.00

00:34:07.540 What the fuck? 1.00

00:34:09.820 Bro, I can't. 1.00

00:34:11.480 My phone is not.

00:34:12.180 Do you have your phone?

00:34:13.180 Can I see the chat?

00:34:14.120 Can I get some napkins, please?

00:34:15.160 You twitched while putting that in your mouth.

00:34:25.080 See, this is wrong.

00:34:26.320 They're saying you twitched because of your CT.

00:34:29.780 Thank you, sir.

00:34:30.860 You're welcome. 0.67

00:34:32.360 Bro, I will throw pizza at you.

00:34:33.840 Like, let's have a food fight.

00:34:35.960 You like it? 1.00

00:34:37.160 I'll fuck with it right now. 1.00

00:34:38.180 Say you swear to God. 1.00

00:34:39.080 I swear to God.

00:34:39.560 You're my guy.

00:34:40.020 I got you.

00:34:40.480 Wait, wait, wait.

00:34:41.000 You actually want to have a food fight in here now? 1.00

00:34:42.600 No.

00:34:43.980 Bro.

00:34:44.460 I will tell you this.

00:34:46.080 The barbecue sauce throws it off because it's sweet.

00:34:50.480 Oh, my God, bro.

00:34:52.820 It's a little sweet, right?

00:34:53.820 Yeah, the little sweetness is throwing off the rest of it.

00:34:55.980 The rest of it is really good.

00:34:57.480 Sasha shouldn't have added the barbecue.

00:34:58.740 It's not that you shouldn't have added it.

00:35:00.420 And the pineapple and the barbecue sauce would have been great on the pizza together.

00:35:04.080 But they're sweet.

00:35:05.760 Yeah.

00:35:06.200 It doesn't really go with a savory pizza.

00:35:07.900 That's true.

00:35:08.860 It's all right.

00:35:09.500 That's true.

00:35:10.180 Can I have one of these chicken wings?

00:35:11.320 Bro, get on.

00:35:25.220 The crust was really good, though.

00:35:28.920 All in all, good pizza.

00:35:32.500 Until you tell me what you did to set me up.

00:35:35.200 Now they're calling them pork wings. 0.61

00:35:36.560 You're so weird.

00:35:37.620 Pork wings? 0.98

00:35:39.060 Bro, your chest, they on fire right now.

00:35:42.000 How do you get pork wings? 1.00

00:35:43.160 Bro, I just saw such a fucked up comment, bro. 1.00

00:35:46.080 I'm not going to read it, bro. 1.00

00:35:46.760 Do pork wings and buffalo wings come from the same place?

00:35:48.720 I don't know, bro. 1.00

00:35:49.440 Shit fire. 1.00

00:35:49.820 Shit fire. 1.00

00:35:58.580 Yeah, it seems like during this kind of time, we chat to a little racist sometimes. 1.00

00:36:08.720 No, it wasn't about you.

00:36:09.440 It was about me.

00:36:10.540 Same difference.

00:36:16.300 Bro, this chicken is not coming out, bro.

00:36:18.720 That's because you're supposed to bite it. 0.91

00:36:19.900 That's dirty.

00:36:22.300 Then it comes all over your mouth. 0.64

00:36:26.600 What?

00:36:27.320 The buffalo sauce comes on your mouth.

00:36:28.780 This way, it's more...

00:36:29.660 What?

00:36:30.060 You don't eat wings like this?

00:36:31.320 Hard paws all over everything you just said.

00:36:33.460 Why are you thinking that way? 1.00

00:36:35.540 You gay. 1.00

00:36:37.260 Sorry. 1.00

00:36:37.720 You still got it on your lips right now.

00:36:39.160 Like, you still got it all over your mouth.

00:36:40.460 Oh.

00:36:44.740 I don't think so.

00:36:45.460 I consider myself a clean eater.

00:36:48.140 Why?

00:36:48.960 What do you mean, why?

00:36:49.680 Because I'm clean.

00:36:55.800 Snagy emoji, like a wing?

00:36:57.440 Yeah, we have one.

00:36:59.440 You know what's crazy?

00:37:00.320 I've never had a wing like this before.

00:37:02.420 Should I do it?

00:37:02.740 Yes, that's the way you're supposed to eat.

00:37:04.100 Do you have a portable?

00:37:05.180 Yeah.

00:37:07.160 Should I try eating it normal?

00:37:09.700 I've never done that before.

00:37:20.980 So if he grabs it when he's in the back seat,

00:37:22.620 he's still on my back. 0.98

00:37:26.620 Yes, retard? 1.00

00:37:27.580 Bro, hey. 0.99

00:37:29.380 Hey.

00:37:30.980 Excuse me, sir.

00:37:31.660 Up here.

00:37:32.520 I'm right here.

00:37:34.240 Excuse me.

00:37:35.260 What?

00:37:36.280 What's up on the pizza, man?

00:37:37.260 Oh, thank you.

00:37:41.760 Leon, do you think I'm classified as a sped?

00:37:44.160 No.

00:37:46.660 I think you're spazzy sometimes when you get over, like, exhilarated.

00:37:50.980 But no, I don't think you're a special kid.

00:37:52.760 You know what's crazy? 0.97

00:37:53.280 My chat's so horny, now they're telling me to kiss Leon. 0.94

00:37:55.240 Like, bro. 0.95

00:37:56.820 Yeah, your chat's not horny right there. 0.58

00:37:58.920 Pull it back on, bud.

00:37:59.960 Oh.

00:38:00.920 Okay.

00:38:03.640 I got it.

00:38:04.200 Thank you, bro.

00:38:04.760 What's up?

00:38:05.340 Do they have water here?

00:38:07.200 Hey, Mo, get him a water.

00:38:08.400 Can I get a Diet Coke?

00:38:09.400 Right?

00:38:09.640 Oh, it came.

00:38:12.920 My mom taught me one rule as a kid. 0.98

00:38:14.560 You can't have any crumbs or shit inside of the vicinity of this one. 0.98

00:38:18.700 Why? 0.99

00:38:19.860 Because it's dirty.

00:38:20.880 No, it's dirty at all.

00:38:22.220 That's why you washed your hands.

00:38:24.060 You're fine. 1.00

00:38:24.720 Yeah, you trying to call my mom an idiot, dude? 1.00

00:38:28.140 Yeah, that works. 1.00

00:38:28.760 I have never and would never.

00:38:31.640 I don't know your mother would be able to call her that.

00:38:33.860 Thank you, sir.

00:38:36.680 High five. 0.99

00:38:38.440 Yo, Leon's a dirty old man. 1.00

00:38:40.060 Holy shit. 1.00

00:38:40.920 Sorry, my bad, bro. 0.99

00:38:42.280 Chat, Leon is such a...

00:38:42.980 He's a big teddy bear.

00:38:44.040 Like, so misunderstood.

00:38:46.040 If you don't mind, my hand's a little dirty. 0.63

00:38:51.640 L, Indian mom. 1.00

00:38:53.320 Tourette's?

00:38:53.820 All right, bro.

00:38:55.480 Who?

00:38:56.220 Thank you so much, dude.

00:38:57.180 I really appreciate that, man.

00:38:59.180 Hmm?

00:38:59.480 I tried to buy that one.

00:39:01.400 Bet.

00:39:02.760 Yeah.

00:39:03.300 Yeah, bro.

00:39:03.700 Oh, I just needed that water.

00:39:04.540 I felt really good.

00:39:05.220 You said the pizza's so good, right?

00:39:06.940 It's definitely good.

00:39:07.720 So keep eating it.

00:39:08.700 All right.

00:39:10.040 What the...

00:39:10.580 You sound like Wu right now.

00:39:13.240 You sound like Wu right now.

00:39:14.200 What's going on?

00:39:14.860 Are you going to do it?

00:39:15.400 What are you going to do it?

00:39:16.100 You going to do it?

00:39:16.460 Do it?

00:39:16.640 Do it.

00:39:16.860 Do it.

00:39:17.160 Do it.

00:39:17.840 Hey, bro, like, I'm serious.

00:39:19.360 I'm not...

00:39:19.600 Chat, Leon is a theory that Wu has a secret boyfriend that he's not telling us about.

00:39:25.860 And that they're secretly going to adopt a child.

00:39:28.760 Oh, man.

00:39:29.980 I lost all my toppings.

00:39:31.300 That's a crazy theory.

00:39:32.800 It's really not.

00:39:33.540 Where's Coco?

00:39:33.980 Where's Sneeko?

00:39:34.840 Oh.

00:39:37.040 Your chat's mean.

00:39:38.840 You want to come here, Sneeko?

00:39:44.360 You're still eating?

00:39:45.820 Hey, Leon tried my pizza.

00:39:46.760 He really liked it.

00:39:48.120 Look how many olives are on there. 0.82

00:39:49.180 This is a salad.

00:39:49.980 It's not even a pizza.

00:39:52.440 Scoop.

00:39:53.280 Oh, yeah.

00:39:54.480 Sneeko, get in. 0.99

00:39:55.080 Get you some of this. 0.99

00:39:56.340 Damn, I've never had... 0.99

00:39:57.100 I miss, like, Sneeko and Leon conversations. 0.99

00:39:59.520 Like...

00:40:00.320 I know.

00:40:00.720 We can just yap all day.

00:40:02.260 All good.

00:40:03.640 Yeah.

00:40:04.140 Leon is a yapper.

00:40:05.300 Chad, is Leon a yapper? 0.92

00:40:06.200 Yes or no?

00:40:06.660 Yeah.

00:40:08.500 But you are?

00:40:09.900 Leon or Mike?

00:40:10.620 Who's the big yapper? 1.00

00:40:11.860 I don't know who Mike is.

00:40:13.040 Mike Malak?

00:40:13.560 Mike Malak, yeah.

00:40:14.220 I don't know who that is, either.

00:40:15.400 He dated Lana Rhodes.

00:40:16.320 I'm not going to say this, but it is.

00:40:19.180 Yeah, he should be in Shaq. 1.00

00:40:19.560 Oh, by the way, so the Mike Malak stream.

00:40:21.520 Mike Malak stream is pushing it tomorrow.

00:40:22.860 She's very, very cool.

00:40:22.960 Uh, certain Jew took the stream, so. 0.92

00:40:26.860 Certain Jew took the stream. 0.64

00:40:27.640 Wait, you're not doing your stream anymore?

00:40:28.720 Mike Malak's pushing it tomorrow.

00:40:31.980 I got you.

00:40:37.840 Try a slice.

00:40:39.400 A slice of what?

00:40:40.420 Like, take that one.

00:40:42.460 Halloween, you know, it's kind of until you already bit this.

00:40:43.920 No, I just pulled it over.

00:40:44.740 Like, it pulled all the toppings off my slice.

00:40:48.600 There you go.

00:40:49.280 It's good.

00:40:53.520 Wait, wait, wait.

00:40:54.560 It's pork.

00:40:55.300 It's pork.

00:40:56.200 It's pork.

00:40:57.200 Whoa.

00:40:58.560 Oh, man.

00:40:59.660 Hey.

00:41:00.660 Here you go.

00:41:01.820 Sorry, bro.

00:41:02.460 I didn't even, you know, I don't think of you as the Muslim.

00:41:07.020 I didn't try to set you up, bro.

00:41:08.340 I didn't.

00:41:08.860 I didn't.

00:41:09.260 Oh, I should have let him do it. 0.99

00:41:10.960 His career would have been fucking over. 1.00

00:41:12.540 God damn it. 1.00

00:41:13.200 You should yell at him right now. 1.00

00:41:16.420 Are you actually a bitch or something? 1.00

00:41:19.260 Okay, so now it's on. 1.00

00:41:20.320 Okay. 1.00

00:41:20.840 First they're a bitch and then you're going to get me. 1.00

00:41:22.240 First they're tearing. 1.00

00:41:23.660 Oh, my God.

00:41:25.580 Did I do something?

00:41:26.820 Wait, Leon's the one that offered you the pizza?

00:41:29.580 Yes.

00:41:30.120 I told him to come have some pizza.

00:41:31.060 I thought I was trying to be cool, but okay.

00:41:33.760 I didn't.

00:41:34.580 No.

00:41:35.100 All right.

00:41:36.540 Come on, man.

00:41:38.240 Bro, I can't.

00:41:39.980 What's up, dude?

00:41:40.580 I should have let him eat it.

00:41:42.960 It would have been so much funnier to see you spit it out.

00:41:44.660 I'm not that type of person, though.

00:41:47.140 Do you respect me more after that or no?

00:41:49.480 You let that get really close.

00:41:51.600 I'm so sorry.

00:41:52.200 Come on.

00:41:52.580 I'm not totally.

00:41:53.680 I was actually going to eat the whole thing in one.

00:41:56.680 I hang out with Muslims every day. 1.00

00:41:58.480 I'm a bitch. 1.00

00:41:59.200 Alan Dion. 1.00

00:41:59.720 You called me a fake Muslim?

00:42:00.760 Did I?

00:42:01.300 Huh.

00:42:01.620 Nice.

00:42:01.900 I actually don't refer to you as a fake Muslim. 0.96

00:42:05.060 I call you the super Muslim all the time is what I call you. 1.00

00:42:07.780 I never call you a fake Muslim. 0.98

00:42:12.140 Yo, sneakers.

00:42:15.100 This is the one thing that I have to have it slipped up once.

00:42:17.440 I get that.

00:42:18.180 That's dope. 0.93

00:42:18.680 Sneaker feels away.

00:42:20.000 That's dope, bro.

00:42:20.740 Like, hey.

00:42:21.140 About me?

00:42:21.680 You should feel away right now.

00:42:23.220 Yeah.

00:42:23.780 I put you in a situation where you almost made a mistake, bro.

00:42:26.320 I'm sorry.

00:42:26.720 I didn't mean to.

00:42:28.080 Oh, that's no way this is how this is going to end. 0.98

00:42:30.200 That's so gay, bro. 1.00

00:42:31.000 Can y'all, like, spit on him or something? 1.00

00:42:33.420 Wow.

00:42:33.660 Why spit, bro?

00:42:35.780 First off, my name's not Batali.

00:42:38.040 Second.

00:42:39.300 No, I was thinking you spit on him. 0.96

00:42:40.740 Absolutely not.

00:42:41.760 Man.

00:42:42.260 I don't disrespect grown men.

00:42:44.700 I guess Sneaker's a grown man.

00:42:46.420 Wait, am I considered a grown man?

00:42:47.800 Have I ever disrespected you?

00:42:49.080 Hell no.

00:42:49.800 Exactly.

00:42:50.900 You can still disrespect a child, though.

00:42:53.040 I don't disrespect you. 1.00

00:42:55.600 That troll shit, I don't do, man. 1.00

00:42:57.860 Yeah. 1.00

00:42:58.060 At this point, you've earned the right to walk around this planet, and me disrespecting you

00:43:02.920 would disrespect that, and I don't do that.

00:43:05.820 You should be a priest.

00:43:07.640 I shouldn't.

00:43:09.520 Why?

00:43:10.180 Because you know how I feel about religion in general.

00:43:12.860 Yeah, and that's a very...

00:43:13.380 How do you feel about religion? 0.93

00:43:14.460 I think it's nonsense. 0.97

00:43:15.660 Oh, my...

00:43:16.300 Why?

00:43:17.660 Simply because I don't...

00:43:19.000 Here we go, Chad.

00:43:19.760 Everett, here we go.

00:43:20.640 I don't believe that anybody or anything outside of you should tell you what to do.

00:43:24.860 I never do.

00:43:26.120 I feel like...

00:43:27.100 What's that, Jake?

00:43:27.960 And you know, you've seen me.

00:43:29.660 I have no problem with your belief and you believing it.

00:43:33.140 Yeah.

00:43:33.300 That's not my thing.

00:43:34.280 For me, it's not a thing.

00:43:36.360 You see what I'm saying?

00:43:37.320 Right.

00:43:37.400 I've seen too many people do terrible things in the name of religion.

00:43:40.320 So why do you not disrespect me in the audience?

00:43:42.020 I don't disrespect anybody.

00:43:43.120 Why?

00:43:43.620 Because I want to learn as much as I can about what you guys do.

00:43:46.260 Ask him and him.

00:43:47.280 I'm asking questions every day.

00:43:48.740 Where do your morals come from?

00:43:49.820 I don't have morals.

00:43:50.820 I don't think of things like that.

00:43:51.720 You don't have morals?

00:43:52.560 I don't think of things like that.

00:43:54.560 I simply try to do good.

00:43:56.440 That's all.

00:43:57.460 Wait.

00:43:57.900 Wait, you don't have morals?

00:43:59.160 That's my everyday is I try to do good.

00:44:01.040 That is having morals.

00:44:02.220 Trying to do good is having morals.

00:44:03.280 The world should be better today because I was here than it would be if I wasn't.

00:44:07.040 That is the way I live my life.

00:44:08.300 That's morals.

00:44:09.300 That's having morals.

00:44:09.860 It doesn't come from anywhere.

00:44:11.020 It's just something I came up with.

00:44:12.340 It's the way I live.

00:44:13.000 You came up with your own train of thought?

00:44:15.520 Do you think that if everybody operated this way that the world would be okay?

00:44:18.540 Everybody operated well.

00:44:20.080 They make their own morals in their head?

00:44:22.100 It's not that I think it would be okay.

00:44:23.700 I think it would be more genuine.

00:44:25.480 If everybody just decided to come up with their own morals?

00:44:27.440 Yes.

00:44:27.700 I think it would be more genuine because you'd really know where people are.

00:44:30.420 Right now you have billions of people around this world walking around

00:44:33.640 poked by faith and doing terrible deeds in the name of us. 0.72

00:44:37.440 What about the atheists that are running around here? 1.00

00:44:39.020 Like the girl that drove the coffee to her?

00:44:40.860 How do we know she's an atheist? 0.66

00:44:41.940 I mean, come on.

00:44:42.900 If she was a Muslim... 1.00

00:44:43.460 You don't know her.

00:44:45.560 This is a city of atheists. 0.98

00:44:46.960 Okay.

00:44:47.200 I didn't even know the devil.

00:44:47.900 But, but, and hella trigger warning.

00:44:52.080 Again, like me and Mo have had the conversation, there are Muslims who do terrible things in the name of God. 1.00

00:44:56.900 But are they real Muslims? 1.00

00:44:58.380 I was told that it's based on their belief of their relationship with God.

00:45:02.300 So then how do you tell them that they're not?

00:45:04.200 Who's winning, Chai?

00:45:04.680 Who's winning?

00:45:05.020 Who's winning?

00:45:05.260 I tell them that they're not.

00:45:06.600 Who's winning?

00:45:07.300 All I can do is seek to understand why they do things, what they did, and its effect on other people.

00:45:13.220 That's all I can do.

00:45:14.080 I can't sit here and judge you and say you're not what you claim to be. 0.99

00:45:17.060 Kill other people. 1.00

00:45:19.060 Kill other people. 1.00

00:45:20.220 Destroy lineage. 1.00

00:45:21.400 Like, really?

00:45:22.540 Oh, yeah. 1.00

00:45:24.040 Catherine the priest has fucked a million little boys. 1.00

00:45:27.440 You watch. 1.00

00:45:28.240 And not in the name of religion.

00:45:29.600 What?

00:45:29.780 You said in the name, but they don't, they don't do the sign of the cross.

00:45:32.300 Okay, so then you have to, you would then have to add in the, the priests who do those things and then tell them it's what God wants.

00:45:40.340 You've seen that happen?

00:45:41.660 Come on, man.

00:45:42.620 You said you've seen it.

00:45:43.840 I'm not, I'm not asking you.

00:45:44.760 You have the millions of people who are, as, as me and Mo have called them, the so-called Muslim people who blow people up and say that they're going to get something. 1.00

00:45:52.920 Have you seen a priest say that?

00:45:54.800 Yes.

00:45:55.620 Priests say that everything they do was God ordained.

00:45:58.700 Wait, is that true?

00:45:59.760 Everything that's been done, God told them to do.

00:46:02.300 I respect all religions myself.

00:46:03.700 I'm sad. 0.99

00:46:05.140 Well, let's call them the bad Muslims. 1.00

00:46:07.260 You know the ones I'm talking about. 0.96

00:46:09.020 Most of them, they always say that it was God who taught them to do it.

00:46:12.940 Those aren't, those aren't real Muslims, though. 0.85

00:46:14.220 But how do you say that they're not real?

00:46:16.020 Because they don't follow the book.

00:46:17.040 How do you know?

00:46:17.820 Because the book doesn't say to do that.

00:46:20.500 Oh, yeah, I should be a, oh, yeah.

00:46:21.880 No, I'm him.

00:46:22.580 That was a good point.

00:46:23.380 Yeah.

00:46:24.200 That's a great point.

00:46:25.260 And that's the point I brought up.

00:46:26.280 Chad, that's the first time I've been like a positive.

00:46:28.160 That's the same point I brought up.

00:46:29.420 Mo, am I wrong?

00:46:30.620 That's the same point I brought up.

00:46:31.000 How did we get to the subject?

00:46:32.000 What were we talking about?

00:46:32.640 I don't know.

00:46:33.140 Like, we had that conversation, right?

00:46:35.520 And my question is, if it's all about the relationship between you and God and how you feel God wants you to do it, if they truly believe what they're doing is correct based on what God has told them, then how do you tell them that they're not real?

00:46:49.800 You want to eat some more?

00:46:50.800 I'm absolutely going to eat some.

00:46:52.220 Oh. 0.94

00:46:52.840 It's a disgusting animal. 0.78

00:46:53.860 That's awesome. 0.88

00:46:54.580 So it's chicken.

00:46:55.400 But you eat that.

00:46:56.180 Chicken's not disgusting.

00:46:57.000 It's gross.

00:46:57.860 No.

00:46:58.120 What's disgusting about chicken? 1.00

00:46:59.540 Chickens eat their own shit, bro. 1.00

00:47:00.860 No, they don't? 1.00

00:47:01.340 Yes, they do. 1.00

00:47:02.220 I eat my own shit. 1.00

00:47:02.880 You should probably go to a chicken ranch. 1.00

00:47:04.760 They do. 1.00

00:47:05.120 Chickens don't eat their own shit. 1.00

00:47:05.740 Yes, they do. 1.00

00:47:06.960 Absolutely. 0.97

00:47:07.600 Well, pigs can't sweat. 1.00

00:47:08.680 So all the toxins are built up in their body.

00:47:10.100 You're right.

00:47:10.640 You're right.

00:47:11.260 And pork is made from the whole pig.

00:47:12.820 So my question is, have you ever seen a pour on a chicken?

00:47:15.780 A pour?

00:47:16.340 A pour.

00:47:17.080 They sweat.

00:47:17.840 Birds sweat. 1.00

00:47:18.260 A whore? 1.00

00:47:18.900 Have you ever seen a pour on a chicken? 1.00

00:47:20.440 I haven't seen a pour on meat.

00:47:21.380 No.

00:47:21.800 Yes, you can see them now.

00:47:23.140 I can't.

00:47:23.920 Your eyesight's that good?

00:47:25.260 Bro, every hair follicle has a sweat pour in it.

00:47:28.660 Yo, they're beefing.

00:47:30.720 This is fire.

00:47:31.700 That's my point.

00:47:32.580 Are they a winner?

00:47:33.160 No, you're not.

00:47:36.080 We can sit here and go.

00:47:37.040 Chad, who's winning?

00:47:37.820 But there are terrible.

00:47:39.040 Chad decides.

00:47:39.740 Who's winning, Chad?

00:47:40.240 There are crazy things.

00:47:40.960 There are terrible people.

00:47:42.500 And like we talked about, it's like we in the West believe that the big three are the

00:47:48.000 religions who God is.

00:47:49.500 Correct.

00:47:50.240 Yeah.

00:47:51.080 And you are.

00:47:51.800 Yo, they're all saying Leon.

00:47:54.040 Yo, he's talking to me.

00:47:55.900 Yo.

00:47:56.400 So we've had.

00:47:57.780 Yeah.

00:47:58.160 Another flavor.

00:47:58.780 Bring it.

00:47:59.060 We're still going.

00:47:59.820 Like in the West, we've said that.

00:48:02.500 But we're such young countries.

00:48:05.020 Yeah.

00:48:05.320 Yeah.

00:48:08.100 Who's winning the argument?

00:48:09.580 Yeah, my wallet.

00:48:10.900 In the West, we've decided that we're right.

00:48:13.580 Oh, barbecue chicken.

00:48:15.000 Yeah, my wallet, Leon.

00:48:16.280 Do you want?

00:48:17.260 Oh, please, please, please.

00:48:18.660 It's not lost.

00:48:22.580 You have it?

00:48:24.040 He doesn't.

00:48:24.860 It's in the, it's still in the, no, you had it when we at the house.

00:48:27.540 I gave you, remember, I had a seat in the car last night.

00:48:29.620 I know.

00:48:30.020 I, I, I took it to the gym and I left it.

00:48:32.240 You didn't leave your wallet though.

00:48:33.380 I did.

00:48:33.880 Where? 1.00

00:48:34.220 It's, fuck. 1.00

00:48:36.000 Hey, hey, hey. 1.00

00:48:36.860 Calm down.

00:48:37.340 Where?

00:48:37.900 I don't know.

00:48:38.900 Hey, Moe, call the gym?

00:48:39.900 It's not in the car or something.

00:48:40.780 It's not in the car.

00:48:41.360 I checked everywhere in the car.

00:48:42.240 You didn't call, you checked the, the, the, the Lambo? 1.00

00:48:45.600 Yeah.

00:48:45.860 Yeah.

00:48:46.480 Okay.

00:48:47.060 Moe, call the gym and let's see if we got it. 1.00

00:48:49.780 Fuck. 1.00

00:48:50.100 Now, back to where we were saying, in the last two, we came up with this in the last 1.00

00:48:55.260 couple of hundred years.

00:48:56.320 Say a thousand.

00:48:57.680 1,400.

00:48:58.500 I'm sorry.

00:48:58.960 For this long?

00:48:59.440 What?

00:48:59.920 See, they told me 1,800.

00:49:01.400 All right.

00:49:02.360 But, we've come up with this idea that that's the one God.

00:49:05.200 That's the one.

00:49:06.780 But, there's proof that humans have been around for thousands and thousands of years before

00:49:10.600 that.

00:49:10.920 So, were they not looking, talking to God when they were praying to whoever?

00:49:14.600 Who were they praying to?

00:49:15.380 The truth of God was revealed to the God.

00:49:18.240 Okay.

00:49:18.900 So, again, so, the truth of God is only 1,400 years old.

00:49:22.720 Before that, everybody was just heathens.

00:49:24.280 There were some problems that understood it, but the, uh, the manuscripts of Quran, which

00:49:27.820 is pretty much the one we followed, they weren't heathens.

00:49:29.840 They didn't understand fully.

00:49:30.760 I'm so confused.

00:49:32.100 The Quran is 1,400 years old, so you're saying that everybody who came before that 1,400

00:49:36.280 years knew nothing.

00:49:37.860 They were wrong.

00:49:38.640 No, there were many prophets before all the prophets who believed that they were.

00:49:40.640 I'm so confused, bro.

00:49:42.080 They all believed that they were.

00:49:43.660 I'm so lost.

00:49:44.520 But, who said that they were? 0.85

00:49:45.680 I'm too retarded for this conversation. 0.94

00:49:47.040 There was no interpretation of what God said. 0.93

00:49:48.560 No, no general interpretation.

00:49:49.620 God said it's prophets, but Muhammad and Muhammad are prophets. 0.75

00:49:51.780 Okay, but who was the one who said that those were actually prophets?

00:49:55.140 God.

00:49:55.740 Really?

00:49:56.140 When?

00:49:56.840 When was the proof of that?

00:49:58.540 When we sent them.

00:49:59.040 Exactly.

00:49:59.440 There was never proof of any of that.

00:50:00.780 Oh, that's really weird.

00:50:01.480 When they came down to earth.

00:50:02.480 Right.

00:50:02.800 So then, how do you then?

00:50:04.340 Sam has it. 1.00

00:50:05.140 Kill yourself. 1.00

00:50:05.820 What? 1.00

00:50:06.900 How do you then, as a good Muslim?

00:50:09.500 Can you check in the purple card?

00:50:10.540 How do you then, as a good Muslim, say that whoever else was a prophet, Jesus wasn't a prophet, 0.94

00:50:16.360 whoever wasn't a prophet?

00:50:17.320 Jesus was a prophet.

00:50:18.100 No.

00:50:18.320 But I'm saying, I'm making a point.

00:50:20.880 Like, all those people who were in religions, organized religions, before the Quran, how do 0.95

00:50:26.240 we know what they were?

00:50:27.400 We don't.

00:50:28.200 How do we know that the real God isn't a giant frog in Africa?

00:50:31.500 How do we know that?

00:50:32.320 Because that doesn't make sense.

00:50:33.060 Wait, what did I just hear?

00:50:34.100 You heard what I said.

00:50:35.180 God isn't a frog in Africa?

00:50:36.580 I said, how do we know that those were religions that were around long before the religions

00:50:41.000 that we all subscribed to?

00:50:42.860 They had to.

00:50:43.900 And they had morals.

00:50:45.400 It's very simple.

00:50:46.460 The same reason that God isn't a giant frog in Africa is the same reason an iPhone doesn't

00:50:50.480 know who Steve Jobs is.

00:50:51.820 Why?

00:50:52.340 The creation is not aware of the designer.

00:50:54.400 We're never going to be aware of what the intelligent designer looks like or what he

00:50:57.560 appears like or what he is.

00:50:59.420 So then, how do you know?

00:51:01.380 We know that we are here.

00:51:02.820 We know that somebody created us.

00:51:04.300 We know that somebody created us.

00:51:06.240 Yes.

00:51:06.580 It's not in the car?

00:51:07.100 So God's a person.

00:51:07.940 God's not a person.

00:51:08.920 Then he wouldn't be a body.

00:51:10.180 He's the essence of...

00:51:11.380 Oh, so now he's the essence.

00:51:12.640 Yes.

00:51:13.380 Okay.

00:51:13.940 So if he's the essence...

00:51:15.340 Yeah.

00:51:16.000 And you're telling me...

00:51:16.860 It's not at the house.

00:51:17.380 ...based on belief as to what was happening.

00:51:20.040 No, it's just based on logic.

00:51:21.440 What's the logic?

00:51:22.360 What's the logic?

00:51:23.180 When you walk into a city, you see buildings.

00:51:24.600 Huh?

00:51:25.160 How do you think they got there?

00:51:26.400 They were built.

00:51:26.720 Someone built them, right.

00:51:27.480 You look around, you see the earth, you see the trees, you see everything.

00:51:29.780 You don't just assume that it's here.

00:51:30.980 You're walking so far away from the actual points of this whole thing.

00:51:33.480 No, that's called a self-position.

00:51:35.140 You're asking how I know the links.

00:51:36.680 What I asked.

00:51:37.380 No.

00:51:38.420 You got it?

00:51:41.860 It's his idea.

00:51:42.820 I'm going.

00:51:43.380 So it's like the question is that...

00:51:46.860 And again, I...

00:51:47.480 Hey, Chad, should I try to get into the argument or not?

00:51:49.700 Yeah.

00:51:50.060 Yeah.

00:51:51.000 I don't know what the situation is.

00:51:52.940 I don't know much about the other world.

00:51:56.040 I'm learning.

00:51:56.600 And again, I'm learning for the sole purpose of bolstering my understanding of things.

00:52:00.860 I got this.

00:52:01.020 Not to become anything because I will never be a...

00:52:03.940 I will never subscribe to any religion.

00:52:06.260 What I'm telling you...

00:52:06.880 I think Muslims are right. 0.99

00:52:08.240 How?

00:52:09.040 Why?

00:52:10.220 I know nothing.

00:52:11.540 Bro, he's cooking.

00:52:12.640 He's cooking.

00:52:13.480 I didn't think he was going to respond like that.

00:52:14.860 I will never subscribe to any religion and I never will.

00:52:17.080 No.

00:52:17.400 I've sold all my...

00:52:18.720 Right.

00:52:20.340 You can't look at the exception to make it the rule.

00:52:22.500 You can't look at the few outliers in the term.

00:52:24.280 There's not a few outliers, it's the entirety of the Crusaders.

00:52:27.860 Bro, I can't.

00:52:28.680 He was the fastest growing religion billions of people across the world.

00:52:29.720 That's awesome and I agree that's awesome.

00:52:31.180 Most of them are not terrorists.

00:52:32.500 Most of them are not doing anything about religion.

00:52:34.480 You're saying that?

00:52:34.720 You're the one who said that, not me.

00:52:36.220 You're saying that people are doing bad things in the name of God.

00:52:38.360 You cannot use that to discredit religion.

00:52:39.220 No, what I said was people doing the bad things in the name of religion is the reason I don't believe.

00:52:43.680 That's what I said.

00:52:44.320 I don't think that's a good reason.

00:52:45.240 I didn't ascribe your religion to be mad one way or the other. 0.95

00:52:48.000 That's a silly reason to not believe it. 0.99

00:52:48.280 What I would say is I ascribe all religion to be hypocritical. 1.00

00:52:52.720 Hold it. 0.99

00:52:54.280 That's awesome.

00:52:56.480 Tell him to pull up.

00:52:58.640 Yeah, we on his head.

00:52:59.680 That's my point.

00:53:00.560 Is you're telling me with a straight face. 0.99

00:53:04.000 What's hypocritical about Islam? 1.00

00:53:05.980 Tell me why those people are not Muslim. 0.99

00:53:08.560 Because they're not following the book.

00:53:10.140 According to you.

00:53:10.880 Why are you stealing my line, dude?

00:53:12.020 That's the truth.

00:53:12.900 That's the answer.

00:53:13.420 From my understanding, again, it's about my relationship with God is what makes me who it is.

00:53:20.300 Right.

00:53:20.680 But your relationship with God is not.

00:53:22.500 But you don't get to do that.

00:53:23.620 Your religion says you are not supposed to judge.

00:53:26.080 I'm not judging.

00:53:26.900 You are not following the book.

00:53:28.260 You're judging the way that I believe.

00:53:29.640 No one's going to win this argument.

00:53:30.540 You guys are both talking to me.

00:53:31.400 You can't be individual with your belief in the Quran.

00:53:33.360 I thought that's what it was. 1.00

00:53:34.560 God damn it. 0.99

00:53:35.440 That's what you believe in. 0.99

00:53:36.560 You believe in that everybody can make up their own rules.

00:53:38.380 No, no, no.

00:53:38.640 In a slavic belief, you have to follow the Quran.

00:53:40.480 No, no, no.

00:53:40.560 Let me cook, Chad.

00:53:41.140 Not at this much.

00:53:41.700 Even following the Quran is an interpretation of a book. 0.62

00:53:45.380 No, it's not.

00:53:46.080 Yes, it is.

00:53:46.840 Okay.

00:53:47.620 It's an interpretation.

00:53:48.980 And who are you to tell me that my interpretation...

00:53:51.260 I can't, bro.

00:53:51.940 I'm not interpreting anything.

00:53:53.500 I'm making a point.

00:53:54.560 But who are you to tell me that my interpretation is wrong?

00:53:58.820 Who?

00:53:58.980 Because that's not what God said to the Quran.

00:54:02.160 So what you're saying is you take the book verbatim.

00:54:04.900 People can misinterpret, yes.

00:54:06.500 So it has to be verbatim.

00:54:08.660 You have to follow it verbatim.

00:54:09.600 Yes.

00:54:09.880 Because that book is a translation and all the translations have been proven to be wrong.

00:54:13.200 Actually, it's not.

00:54:14.120 And the Quran has never been translated.

00:54:14.860 You already said that to me.

00:54:16.080 And I've proven to Mo that it has been retranslated.

00:54:17.600 No, the Quran has never been translated.

00:54:19.100 Okay, so it's been translated one time in...

00:54:21.980 What's the original language?

00:54:23.340 Arabic.

00:54:23.720 The original one has never changed.

00:54:24.800 Wait a minute.

00:54:25.200 So it was in Arabic.

00:54:26.260 So the Quran you read is in Arabic?

00:54:27.940 I'm supposed to follow it up on Arabic.

00:54:30.080 No, no, no.

00:54:31.020 The one you read is in Arabic.

00:54:32.260 I can't, bro.

00:54:32.520 I read in English.

00:54:33.180 I can't read Arabic.

00:54:33.660 Right.

00:54:33.960 So the one you're reading is a translation.

00:54:36.220 Right.

00:54:36.580 Yeah, I'm not getting it correctly.

00:54:37.880 So prove that your translation is correct.

00:54:39.900 I can't.

00:54:40.860 Exactly.

00:54:41.380 I can't.

00:54:41.680 So how can you then judge somebody else who's reading that book?

00:54:43.060 It is correct. 1.00

00:54:43.660 Are you stupid? 1.00

00:54:44.360 I can't. 1.00

00:54:44.920 If the correct translation, you have to read in Arabic to fully get it.

00:54:48.080 That's my whole point.

00:54:48.740 That's why we're encouraged to learn Arabic.

00:54:50.980 Absolutely.

00:54:51.500 But that's always been my point.

00:54:53.080 If you're not reading the original version, what you're reading is a translation.

00:54:56.980 That translation has been proven.

00:54:58.860 The words do not go one for one.

00:55:00.740 So the point is to learn Arabic so you can get it.

00:55:02.500 Yes.

00:55:02.800 Once you learn Arabic and you read it in Arabic and you do what it says in Arabic, I will 1.00

00:55:07.160 sit there and I would agree with what you're saying.

00:55:09.000 But those of you who are reading a translation, in my opinion, do not have the right to go

00:55:13.860 back against somebody who's reading it.

00:55:15.660 Translating from the language to language is different than a revision.

00:55:18.700 See, the Bible has been revised.

00:55:20.160 There's other books have been revised.

00:55:21.900 It hasn't been revised.

00:55:22.680 Translating to languages, that's not changing the word.

00:55:25.920 That's absolutely changing the word.

00:55:27.180 Bro, you brought this into this, bro.

00:55:28.020 Are you going to start this?

00:55:29.620 Because the original words don't translate one-to-one.

00:55:32.640 They don't translate one-to-one.

00:55:33.840 So what you're reading is not the word.

00:55:36.540 It's somebody's interpretation of the word.

00:55:39.420 And you decided to follow it.

00:55:40.880 Seiko's mad.

00:55:41.520 Seiko's mad.

00:55:42.100 Chatty's mad.

00:55:42.560 How do you think you translate a word from one language to another?

00:55:46.820 You find the closest meaning, right?

00:55:48.620 Interpretation is...

00:55:49.380 You find the closest meaning.

00:55:50.120 No matter what?

00:55:50.700 It's not the same thing.

00:55:51.560 It's exactly the same thing.

00:55:52.620 Interpretation gives you your opinion.

00:55:54.340 It adds a personal reference.

00:55:56.340 Translation is trying to give the...

00:55:57.580 Interpretation doesn't add a personal reference.

00:55:59.280 It's supposed to be the word cat is gato in Spanish.

00:56:02.760 It has a one-for-one translation.

00:56:04.460 That's the translation on interpretation.

00:56:05.560 But the word of God, that actual phrase, to translate it from Arabic to English, it does

00:56:14.740 not have a one-of-one.

00:56:16.080 What's your point?

00:56:16.900 My point is what you're reading is an interpretation.

00:56:19.440 Therefore, it can't be completely correct.

00:56:21.980 And I've seen you and I've watched you and I know you're doing your best to follow what

00:56:25.480 you believe is right.

00:56:26.460 So I'm not knocking you for what you do.

00:56:28.380 I'm not knocking you for what you say.

00:56:29.920 All I'm saying is what you're saying, you're not following the actual original book.

00:56:34.360 That is my whole point.

00:56:35.560 That's why we're encouraged to learn Arabic.

00:56:39.360 I'm agreeing with you.

00:56:40.440 That's what I'm saying.

00:56:41.160 We're on the same page.

00:56:42.260 I'm just saying, like, when we were talking about in the beginning, if it's not a one-of-one

00:56:45.420 translation...

00:56:46.200 Leon.

00:56:47.100 Leon.

00:56:49.020 Let's go.

00:56:53.500 Oh, it's cops.

00:56:54.380 Okay.

00:56:54.640 We all dragged it, bro.

00:56:55.640 I thought...

00:56:55.900 Thank you so much.

00:56:59.920 Bro, you can't win an argument with Leon, bro.

00:57:02.420 It wasn't an argument.

00:57:03.340 He's just, like, kind of giving a monologue.

00:57:05.320 Bro, swatting is normal. 0.84

00:57:06.880 Why does everyone freak out?

00:57:08.880 Wait, is swatting not normal?

00:57:09.920 Yeah, you know, I just have to give regular lives.

00:57:11.900 We're not, like, you. 0.99

00:57:13.500 Yeah, that's kind of fucked up to say. 0.98

00:57:15.560 I'm sorry. 0.96

00:57:16.340 Do you have cash out?

00:57:16.940 No, I just have to give you a, uh...

00:57:20.320 Do you mind?

00:57:21.440 Bro, you know I'm about to be, like, there's a very high chance I'm about to be fired.

00:57:25.300 I'm just working right now.

00:57:26.380 Say you swear.

00:57:27.140 Yeah.

00:57:28.340 That's the place I want to take you guys out to.

00:57:30.440 It's supposed to be at work?

00:57:31.140 Don't say where.

00:57:33.800 That's the place I was trying to take you.

00:57:34.880 You should probably, uh, keep your job.

00:57:35.900 Thank you.

00:57:36.400 Thank you.

00:57:37.620 Thank you.

00:57:39.900 Thank you.

00:57:40.440 Take care.

SNEAKO - February 02, 2024

SNEAKO & N3ON Finally Get A Real Job

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