SNEAKO - October 16, 2023


SNEAKO, N3ON, & RiceGum Get Stranded In The Desert...


Episode Stats

Length

14 minutes

Words per Minute

178.57477

Word Count

2,546

Sentence Count

427

Misogynist Sentences

19

Hate Speech Sentences

8


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 This shit could be good enough. I have one lighter on me. It's not wet. It doesn't rain out here.
00:00:08.340 But if I wanted to kill Neon, I could right now.
00:00:10.680 How are you getting service?
00:00:12.960 Who's going to stop me?
00:00:15.100 Hey, Neon.
00:00:16.440 My foot. Fuck.
00:00:18.100 Yeah, we had the option to go walk up.
00:00:20.360 Block them in?
00:00:21.540 Yeah, hold my jacket, like, right here.
00:00:28.080 Bruh.
00:00:30.000 Nah, and we're making a fire.
00:00:32.340 Yo, I should get, like, the hot dogs and shit.
00:00:35.100 Oh, shit.
00:00:36.540 Put it lower.
00:00:38.700 Yo, and we're really campin'.
00:00:39.620 Yo, bro!
00:00:41.540 We're really campin', yo.
00:00:42.680 What the fuck?
00:00:45.600 I'm him!
00:00:46.740 Oh, Sneeko?
00:00:47.840 We need more. We need more. Help me out. Get more sticks.
00:00:52.340 Yo, this is crazy.
00:00:53.680 Is this pizza?
00:00:54.560 No.
00:00:55.680 What the fuck did you...
00:00:56.820 It's a big piece of thing.
00:00:58.700 Dude, that shit feels good.
00:01:00.780 Oh, God, I feel...
00:01:01.480 Jay, you thought it was a city boy, huh?
00:01:02.980 You said I'm just a Miami dude.
00:01:04.700 They say a W, bro.
00:01:06.160 And they say a W.
00:01:08.180 He does have his gun, so it's a bear cut.
00:01:10.040 I'm blicked off.
00:01:10.580 He's huge.
00:01:11.220 That sign that we saw, we drove all the way up there, and there was a force sign.
00:01:14.480 And it had so many bullet holes in it.
00:01:16.160 You think about it, like, there's no echo in the middle of nowhere.
00:01:18.500 It's gonna be a great place to shoot.
00:01:19.840 It's a great place to dump a body.
00:01:22.080 In fact, who would even come here?
00:01:24.320 Bro, no one would even come here.
00:01:25.560 Like, who would even know?
00:01:26.560 This is where the casino owners, when they have, like, somebody who's counting cards and
00:01:30.100 scamming the casino, they go and bury their bodies here.
00:01:32.240 I wouldn't doubt it.
00:01:33.060 What do you think?
00:01:33.400 That knife here was pretty sus.
00:01:36.680 They're saying it's about maybe two Gorloks this way.
00:01:39.920 I would say this is 2.5 Gorloks.
00:01:42.280 Not quite a destroyer.
00:01:45.740 This guy's not...
00:01:46.520 Hello?
00:01:47.280 Hello?
00:01:49.020 Oh, my God.
00:01:49.540 Neff, I missed you.
00:01:51.660 We'll see.
00:01:51.980 We're stranded.
00:01:52.560 Are you guys on the way?
00:01:55.220 Uh, yeah.
00:01:55.960 He just gave me your location.
00:01:57.800 I just had to change my tire real quick.
00:01:59.680 It's just too tight.
00:02:00.580 And, uh, I'm gonna head to you guys.
00:02:02.520 You guys were on the wrong side of the mountain for some reason.
00:02:05.460 Oh, my God.
00:02:06.400 Wrong side of the mountain.
00:02:07.260 Just please come.
00:02:07.840 We're really scared, bro.
00:02:08.560 So, we're gonna leave and just go to the right side.
00:02:18.260 So, should we drive down?
00:02:21.280 That's it over there.
00:02:22.800 No, no.
00:02:23.560 You stay where you are.
00:02:24.660 Have a location.
00:02:25.300 So, where you are, there's a big, wide, dirt road, right?
00:02:28.920 Yeah.
00:02:30.420 Yeah, okay.
00:02:31.260 Yeah, that's the go up side.
00:02:33.080 That's more like a trout tagging the road.
00:02:34.940 Okay.
00:02:35.260 So, we're supposed to go straight fucking through it around the mountain.
00:02:37.600 How far?
00:02:38.560 Um, if you want to get us here from where you are, what do you guys drive in?
00:02:44.500 Uh, big RV.
00:02:45.820 That says happy dad.
00:02:47.640 Big RV.
00:02:48.560 Yeah, you're not gonna be able to get up that way.
00:02:50.180 I know.
00:02:50.640 We almost died like 10 times, Neff.
00:02:53.580 Yeah, no.
00:02:54.660 You won't be able to get up that way.
00:02:56.080 Okay.
00:02:56.380 How far are you from here?
00:02:58.420 I'm about probably 20 to 25.
00:03:01.260 Jesus.
00:03:02.140 Okay.
00:03:02.500 Okay.
00:03:02.860 So, 12 minutes?
00:03:04.160 How many people do you have?
00:03:06.280 Um.
00:03:06.600 Two, three, four, five.
00:03:07.620 All right.
00:03:07.820 Let's just pass.
00:03:09.700 Five.
00:03:12.340 I want to lap up on sneak up.
00:03:14.040 I want to grab what you need and throw it in the back if you want to just park it there
00:03:17.240 for it to do while you're doing it.
00:03:18.380 Let's do it.
00:03:21.460 Yeah, sure.
00:03:22.260 All right.
00:03:22.440 Please drive as fast as you can.
00:03:23.540 Yeah, don't cut that time.
00:03:24.600 Okay.
00:03:25.420 Wait.
00:03:25.740 Are you sure we shouldn't drive down the white road so we get closer to you to cut the time
00:03:28.900 in half?
00:03:31.200 No, because where you are on that long road, you're gonna have to make a right to go into
00:03:36.120 the mallets to get here.
00:03:37.260 So, that's the direction.
00:03:37.780 Oh, we did take a right, right?
00:03:39.440 So, we did take a right early.
00:03:40.740 I think we did.
00:03:41.360 We did take that right.
00:03:42.280 Just thinking fucking...
00:03:43.240 Yeah, that would be the way to get to the campground, but that's like the far, crazy
00:03:47.280 way to go.
00:03:48.340 No, we can't even.
00:03:49.440 Okay.
00:03:49.860 Well, we're waiting here.
00:03:51.920 No problem.
00:03:52.700 See you soon.
00:03:53.100 All right.
00:03:53.260 See you soon.
00:03:53.920 Bro, he had to change a tire out of all...
00:03:55.600 Of course he did.
00:03:56.880 Yeah, this is...
00:03:57.760 I'm wearing $600 shoes.
00:03:58.780 You know he has donated $5.
00:03:59.900 You know it is.
00:04:00.480 If you get too hungry, you'll all could eat rice gum, but you'll be hungry an hour later.
00:04:05.280 No, I want to eat Neon.
00:04:06.920 Bro.
00:04:07.280 Yeah, chat.
00:04:07.640 You guys call me sticko, but RiceWay's $145, and Neon's $125.
00:04:11.820 And then he's $160.
00:04:12.740 I'm massive.
00:04:13.480 I'm $260 compared to these guys.
00:04:15.600 Oh, my God.
00:04:16.360 We're going to cheat.
00:04:16.880 This is the skinniest trio of all time.
00:04:20.320 Dude.
00:04:20.720 Are you not, like, creeped out right now?
00:04:22.040 It's, like, cold.
00:04:23.240 Stop.
00:04:23.720 Anything goes out here.
00:04:24.500 It's, like, windy.
00:04:26.380 Bro, I can't even open this.
00:04:27.680 Who going to stop me?
00:04:30.060 There's no bodyguard.
00:04:32.220 Ew!
00:04:32.620 Is that serious?
00:04:35.340 One donated $5.
00:04:37.140 What up, BTR?
00:04:37.800 Y'all might find destiny out there.
00:04:39.680 I heard that pasty worms like the place you're at.
00:04:43.420 Nah, he's not leaving his little bedroom.
00:04:45.000 That's the donated $5.
00:04:46.100 Dude, that shot?
00:04:46.540 What is that?
00:04:48.620 It's just a sign.
00:04:49.420 This is where you've got to go and see a sign that says, like, don't enter or some shit.
00:04:52.240 And then, and then we enter it.
00:04:56.380 We, yo, people are really watching us stranded.
00:05:00.560 Yeah.
00:05:02.260 I'm going to just chill here, man.
00:05:03.800 We're not going far.
00:05:04.600 I'm over it.
00:05:05.340 Yeah.
00:05:06.280 I got, I got Sneeko's fucking mic on me.
00:05:13.980 I don't know why they're getting so scary, man.
00:05:16.100 It's good to get outside.
00:05:17.360 Nah, I'm just at our desk.
00:05:18.920 Look at him pointing at us.
00:05:21.680 What the fuck?
00:05:22.460 Fucking Chinese.
00:05:24.740 All right.
00:05:25.520 Yo, I'll just wait in the bus, man.
00:05:27.360 Come here, Sneeko, come here.
00:05:28.580 Just wait in the bus, man, at this point.
00:05:30.820 Guys, we are stranded.
00:05:32.500 Yo, that looks crazy.
00:05:34.080 Out there streaming.
00:05:35.480 Yo!
00:05:35.980 Is that it?
00:05:39.040 Bro, that truck looks scary.
00:05:40.120 Film it, film it.
00:05:42.500 Why is it driving like that?
00:05:43.500 Get in the RV, get in the RV.
00:05:44.620 I don't like it.
00:05:45.240 I don't.
00:05:45.380 I don't like it.
00:05:48.240 I don't like it.
00:05:48.900 Yo, someone's here.
00:05:50.880 Get in the car, get in the car.
00:05:54.680 Bro, I don't want to get shot.
00:06:02.220 You see that car coming?
00:06:03.580 Is the car coming?
00:06:04.420 Yeah, yeah, with giant lights.
00:06:06.160 Is it the Jeep or is it a car?
00:06:07.280 I don't know.
00:06:08.020 It's right here.
00:06:08.460 Look, right here.
00:06:09.280 Oh, that's the Jeep.
00:06:09.840 That's the Jeep.
00:06:10.360 Yes!
00:06:11.220 Yes!
00:06:11.500 Yes!
00:06:12.260 We're safe!
00:06:13.140 Yeah, it was coming down.
00:06:17.620 It's a Jeep.
00:06:19.260 Get the hot dogs and everything.
00:06:20.800 Let's go.
00:06:24.000 They don't give me information, you know.
00:06:25.800 They don't give me hot dogs.
00:06:26.740 They'll make me feel a lot better.
00:06:27.840 No, we don't want to have sticks to fucking cook the hot dogs with.
00:06:32.360 No, there's sticks right here.
00:06:34.460 What are you talking about?
00:06:36.120 Those are like that sticks.
00:06:37.760 For a Chinese person, you're so stupid, dude.
00:06:40.000 Those sticks are like dirty sticks.
00:06:42.480 You know what I'm saying?
00:06:43.000 Yeah, I got to say.
00:06:43.820 Dirty?
00:06:44.160 How are the sticks dirty?
00:06:44.960 If we had a chopstick, like a clean stick.
00:06:46.880 Of course you want to use a chopstick.
00:06:48.780 Right, so not beating the dog eater allegations.
00:06:50.980 Oh, my God.
00:06:52.440 Oh, my God.
00:06:53.600 There's glass in here.
00:06:54.700 Burn longer?
00:06:55.360 I don't even know.
00:06:56.360 Yeah, they do.
00:06:56.880 But it's just harder to start.
00:06:58.540 I want to eat some hot dogs, bro.
00:07:01.580 I want your hot dogs.
00:07:02.860 What the fuck, man?
00:07:03.660 Can we start the show?
00:07:05.220 Yes.
00:07:05.580 Since we got these guys, homeless POV is crazy, bro.
00:07:10.740 It really is.
00:07:11.780 Yo, guys.
00:07:12.320 Some dude's about to put on a show, guys.
00:07:14.480 I feel homeless.
00:07:15.900 Homeless.
00:07:16.400 This is homeless as fuck.
00:07:17.940 Wait, can you stand here?
00:07:19.240 Cracker.
00:07:19.680 Ready?
00:07:20.320 Yeah.
00:07:21.280 Needle's lock in.
00:07:22.180 Lock in.
00:07:22.580 I'm going to have to get closer.
00:07:24.120 Yeah, let's go closer.
00:07:25.320 Shout out to Sneeko for getting us this entertainment.
00:07:29.420 Yo, how much is this?
00:07:30.380 Can I see you good?
00:07:31.000 Yeah, 4K.
00:07:31.580 How much did you pay for this?
00:07:35.140 200?
00:07:35.840 Don't remember.
00:07:36.420 300?
00:07:38.100 Doesn't matter.
00:07:39.100 I think I should get closer, right?
00:07:41.020 Yeah.
00:07:41.500 I'll let you know if you're too close.
00:07:43.220 Yo, Chad, I'm just cute walking.
00:07:44.880 All right, here's good.
00:07:46.040 I'm just cute walking forward.
00:07:47.960 All right, here's good.
00:07:48.700 Just watch the flames.
00:07:49.840 Yo, Chad, I want to get even closer.
00:07:53.440 Whoa.
00:07:54.800 Yo, do you hear that, Chad?
00:07:59.300 This would be so much better if it was a bad bitch.
00:08:02.280 W Sneeko, guys, for setting this up.
00:08:08.440 Hey, you waited out here for like two hours, right?
00:08:10.940 Hey, let him lock in.
00:08:12.200 Shrooms and does this.
00:08:14.100 That's a lot, man.
00:08:15.360 For one in time.
00:08:16.160 A homie said he could have started the fire.
00:08:20.560 Oh, shit.
00:08:22.580 Fix cam, fix cam.
00:08:24.940 Illuminati, a ritual.
00:08:27.960 Damn, that shit's on his body.
00:08:29.400 Yeah, I want to get closer.
00:08:39.180 Sounds like a lightsaber.
00:08:40.280 Right?
00:08:42.020 Oh, no.
00:08:42.800 How does it make sound?
00:08:43.840 It has like a speaker on it?
00:08:44.960 Kind of killer, huh?
00:08:45.620 Yeah.
00:08:45.920 It's just the flames and the wind.
00:08:47.300 Yo, Chad.
00:08:49.300 It's a lot of fire.
00:08:50.180 I don't know if I feel it, pussy.
00:08:51.340 It's real hot, too.
00:08:52.300 You feel that?
00:08:52.820 I want to feel it.
00:08:54.560 You feel that heat?
00:08:55.720 Have you had some shit happen where it accidentally hit you?
00:08:59.880 A couple times.
00:09:00.880 You go throw it and catch it?
00:09:02.080 Oh, oh, oh.
00:09:07.400 Yeah.
00:09:08.600 Oh!
00:09:11.560 I like that head balance thing.
00:09:14.240 Yeah, that thing's cool, right?
00:09:15.300 Yeah.
00:09:16.400 It's like...
00:09:18.500 Rice comes doing Google reviews in real time.
00:09:20.800 Yelp.
00:09:21.420 I'm yelping you, dog.
00:09:22.600 He's yelping.
00:09:23.560 Yelp after.
00:09:24.460 I'm talking about yelp.
00:09:25.120 I'm going to be like, 3.5 stars was entertaining, but...
00:09:29.020 But I've seen better.
00:09:31.680 Okay, okay.
00:09:32.400 Okay!
00:09:37.120 Yeah!
00:09:37.880 Wow!
00:09:40.820 Rice is...
00:09:41.660 It's too dangerous?
00:09:44.200 I want a long life.
00:09:46.300 Maybe you can grab it for like 2 seconds.
00:09:49.200 But just be very careful.
00:09:50.640 Yo, do some spins, sneaker.
00:09:52.420 Not bad.
00:09:54.080 Spin it, spin it.
00:09:55.360 Yeah, I'm watching you.
00:09:56.160 You're good.
00:09:56.780 Just be slow.
00:09:58.500 Bro, see?
00:09:59.100 He could do that shit.
00:10:01.220 It's not easy.
00:10:02.740 What are we doing this at the Houston man?
00:10:04.820 Without burning yourself, at least.
00:10:08.400 Alright, so very good.
00:10:09.740 Now do the...
00:10:10.620 Just watch your jacket, man.
00:10:12.080 That's not fire safe.
00:10:13.400 Yeah.
00:10:14.420 Natural fibers are...
00:10:15.600 I'm shaking because it's cold, man.
00:10:18.460 Okay, I think I can catch it.
00:10:19.860 Yeah, catch it, catch it.
00:10:21.040 Here we go.
00:10:22.340 But like...
00:10:22.860 Now I'll sneak...
00:10:23.520 From here, from here.
00:10:24.600 Alright, 1, 2...
00:10:25.600 Sneak up!
00:10:27.240 Wait, take a step back now.
00:10:28.620 Come on, buddy.
00:10:29.440 We need some range.
00:10:30.200 Throw it back?
00:10:31.180 Yeah, I got you.
00:10:31.940 Pause.
00:10:33.440 Throw it back, pause.
00:10:34.720 Yo, we need a step pause.
00:10:36.040 You ready?
00:10:36.760 Throw it back, pause.
00:10:37.860 Woo!
00:10:41.120 Oh, yeah.
00:10:42.040 He's home.
00:10:44.240 Alright, ready for the hot dogs?
00:10:45.520 I'm trying to think...
00:10:46.120 Chill, man.
00:10:46.620 Your fucking attention is so assed.
00:10:48.240 I want to watch this.
00:10:49.160 Oh, okay.
00:10:49.680 And I'm holding the flashlights as a retard.
00:10:51.600 Can you give me a stick?
00:10:53.480 Can you do it?
00:10:54.300 Why don't you do something?
00:10:55.100 Damn.
00:10:55.560 Do something, man.
00:10:56.320 Has that shit ever felt weird?
00:10:56.960 Look at this kid.
00:10:57.300 Like, it hurt it?
00:10:57.900 Do it.
00:10:58.380 Damn, chill.
00:10:59.580 Grown-ass man.
00:11:00.980 Nah.
00:11:02.300 No, yo.
00:11:03.380 Now I'm impressed.
00:11:04.520 I'm not going to lie to you.
00:11:05.700 And the first thing was cool.
00:11:07.200 That's just a warm-up, yo.
00:11:08.540 Nah, yo.
00:11:09.340 He's valid.
00:11:10.200 Yo, ain't y'all missing out on the show, bro?
00:11:12.340 Yo, he throwed in some shit right now.
00:11:14.780 Back and forth, crack.
00:11:17.960 Are these already coats or no?
00:11:19.800 He throwed in some shit.
00:11:22.760 Crazy.
00:11:23.560 Oh, shit.
00:11:24.200 Is he coming closer?
00:11:25.980 Yeah.
00:11:26.460 No, those guys are just trying to get a better view and shit.
00:11:28.980 That's crazy.
00:11:29.520 Needles, can you turn the TCS on?
00:11:31.780 It's off.
00:11:32.980 We need longer sticks, though, no cap.
00:11:34.820 Yeah, bro.
00:11:35.680 Oh, God.
00:11:36.160 It's the story of my life, bro.
00:11:41.340 It's a joke, Chad.
00:11:43.980 Neons is six inches, he said.
00:11:45.800 How much is yours?
00:11:46.920 Bro, change the conversation.
00:11:48.480 There's no girls here.
00:11:50.560 Wait, how'd you get the long stick?
00:11:52.040 I just found the longest one.
00:11:54.560 I just attract long sticks.
00:11:56.660 Robert?
00:11:57.520 Yeah, can you put the light on?
00:11:58.340 Rob, Rob.
00:11:58.920 Yeah, look at that light I just set up, Chad.
00:12:02.240 I don't know if y'all saw me just set that up.
00:12:03.740 I'm taking your sticks.
00:12:04.440 No, no, no.
00:12:05.560 Ah!
00:12:06.480 Leon, you, you fucked up my hot dog.
00:12:09.340 Were you gonna eat that?
00:12:10.360 I mean, it was half cooked.
00:12:12.380 Fuck, I'm sorry.
00:12:13.140 I'm gonna get you done.
00:12:14.180 Sorry, I'm sorry.
00:12:14.740 I feel bad.
00:12:15.600 No, I have a hot dog right here.
00:12:17.960 Wait, do we have two packs of the hot dog?
00:12:19.740 No, it's actually...
00:12:20.320 Oh, why'd you...
00:12:23.040 Oh!
00:12:23.500 Oh!
00:12:23.640 Oh!
00:12:25.080 Oh!
00:12:25.440 Oh!
00:12:26.280 That...
00:12:26.640 Sneak-o was just...
00:12:28.140 Bro, I just...
00:12:29.200 Sorry, bro.
00:12:29.700 I just lost two hot dogs.
00:12:31.620 Wait, guys.
00:12:32.080 Can you guys hear me there?
00:12:33.420 Or do I have to put my mic closer?
00:12:36.360 My bad.
00:12:36.760 Tell us the story, Bryce Cumm.
00:12:37.540 How'd you guys started streaming?
00:12:38.140 How'd you guys started streaming?
00:12:39.000 I saw some lame motherfuckers doing that shit, getting money.
00:12:41.880 I'm like, man, I think I can be a little better.
00:12:44.700 Did my thing.
00:12:45.500 I think I was a sophomore in high school.
00:12:50.800 Then, you know, you have your fuck-up eras, and you learn from the mess-up.
00:12:55.020 And then my senior year, you know, I hit on some.
00:13:00.540 And then, yeah, man, but that's...
00:13:02.020 You were in high school.
00:13:02.940 I was in high school.
00:13:04.980 You was in high school, too, man.
00:13:06.600 Yeah, sorry.
00:13:07.140 Look at him go.
00:13:07.720 What the...
00:13:08.120 Yo, he's, like, put on a whole show, and we not even appreciate his greatness.
00:13:11.580 No, chat's in there.
00:13:12.460 How the fuck did you get here?
00:13:14.620 You saw the fires and there were tons of reports that there's a fire out there.
00:13:17.260 Yeah, illegal fires.
00:13:18.120 You can't do that, man.
00:13:18.820 There are tons of signs.
00:13:19.940 But if they said it was you that did it, you're getting arrested.
00:13:21.580 You're not touching...
00:13:22.260 Bro!
00:13:22.940 You're getting arrested, bro.
00:13:23.660 Hey, Bryce, maybe help me, man.
00:13:25.480 It was him.
00:13:26.160 It was...
00:13:26.400 Yeah, it was...
00:13:27.000 I saw it.
00:13:27.940 It was Neo.
00:13:28.820 I mean, it's all on camera, dude.
00:13:30.000 It's all on camera.
00:13:30.700 You can't...
00:13:30.900 You can't do that.
00:13:31.520 It's who is Neo.
00:13:32.760 Yeah.
00:13:34.920 Sorry, man.
00:13:35.460 Get him!
00:13:36.780 When you do illegal things, this is what happens.
00:13:40.300 What the fuck?
00:13:41.180 This is a stripper pump.
00:13:42.920 Bro, wait.
00:13:43.420 It hurts.
00:13:44.560 There's a hard point shutout.
00:13:45.840 Let's go.
00:13:46.540 Boy?
00:13:48.120 That's crazy.
00:13:48.840 Come on, Zach.
00:13:49.240 Just touch me, man.
00:13:49.820 All right, let's go.
00:13:50.260 You want to fuck me, bro?
00:13:50.860 Like, what are you doing, bro?
00:13:52.680 I don't know if I get this party on, so what do you know?
00:13:54.780 Keep going.
00:13:55.400 All right, let's go, go, go, go.
00:13:57.280 Wait, sneak.
00:13:58.240 Oh, bet.
00:13:59.100 Take him.
00:13:59.660 Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
00:14:00.820 Hey, free my guy.
00:14:02.040 Free my guy.
00:14:03.280 Hey, free my guy.
00:14:04.580 Free my guy.
00:14:05.460 Get him off, get him off.
00:14:10.020 Me and Ron.
00:14:10.920 I said porn actually.
00:14:12.460 Bro, come on.
00:14:13.140 Okay.
00:14:14.580 Sneak on.