SNEAKO - August 29, 2022


SNEAKO Reacts To Sam Hyde Challenging Lasagna!


Episode Stats


Length

18 minutes

Words per minute

157.10126

Word count

2,949

Sentence count

120

Harmful content

Misogyny

12

sentences flagged

Toxicity

125

sentences flagged

Hate speech

35

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Summary

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Sam Hyde and Lasagna Lassanabi scrap it out in the middle of the night to see who's going to come out on top in the Heavyweight division. The lads also talk about the election and what s going on in the world.

Transcript

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Toxicity classifications generated with s-nlp/roberta_toxicity_classifier .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
00:00:00.000 Sam Hyde called out Lasagna Lassanabi.
00:00:02.620 But I didn't even know when I called him out, said I wanted to scrap.
00:00:05.360 I didn't know that he called him out first.
00:00:06.880 But we all know what's going to happen.
00:00:08.200 Lassanabi's going to duck the both of us. 1.00
00:00:09.760 Even though he weighs 220 pounds and I don't have any real fight experience.
00:00:14.020 Lassanabi's still going to keep, like, painting his nails and staying inside and with a dangly 1.00
00:00:19.140 earring and saying, dude, no, literally, dude, that's, like, problematic, dude.
00:00:22.820 But shout out to Sam Hyde.
00:00:23.960 Oh, I done it.
00:00:25.300 It was quite a hard job.
00:00:26.440 But I'm used to working in the candy factories with me old man. Of course that was before he was killed in an accident
00:00:32.800 You got anyone you want to call out in the heavyweight division. Oh, you know it's not you know that has
00:00:38.880 son
00:00:56.440 ring no in real life i'm going to stalk him and become obsessed with him and wear his makeup and
00:01:03.080 his dresses and use his skin as a coat like the ancient irish did is this dude actually irish
00:01:10.920 i haven't really i want to watch the funny moments like after is he really does he really
00:01:13.960 talk like this is he going to wear his skin and eat the flesh and bones alive and take his wife 1.00
00:01:20.680 and reproduce he's just running out of steam whenever he gets
00:01:29.960 starting to count from the referee
00:01:35.320 boy this referee is extremely generous stop to the contest as the red corner was in no position to
00:01:41.640 continue therefore your winner does he weigh like 250 this guy's got like a hundred pounds on me no 0.99
00:01:47.800 No funny shit. 0.99
00:01:48.540 The Candyman, Sam Hyde! 0.99
00:01:59.660 He's a comedian, bro, but W Comedian's being able to get in and actually throw some hands.
00:02:04.740 I want to learn more about this guy.
00:02:06.220 This is Sam Hyde compilation favorite moments.
00:02:08.600 The video's age-restricted, so I know me reacting to it.
00:02:10.900 It's probably going to end up age-restricted. 1.00
00:02:13.060 Fuck it. 1.00
00:02:13.780 Before we start, can I get a loser in the chat? 1.00
00:02:15.860 Can I get a lasagna in the chat?
00:02:17.560 and then we'll watch this.
00:02:18.960 All right, let me hear some lasagnas. 1.00
00:02:20.580 This guy in his tricycle, I really want to kill him. 1.00
00:02:23.080 I want to run into him and smash him. 1.00
00:02:25.600 The enemy of my enemy is my friend. 1.00
00:02:28.340 And just have his brains all over the pavement 1.00
00:02:30.520 and just kill this guy and smash him 1.00
00:02:32.740 while he's on his little tricycle. 1.00
00:02:34.540 Basically, I'm going to kill you 1.00
00:02:36.760 and wear your skin as a cult. 1.00
00:02:38.480 If that ever happened and the police found this recording,
00:02:41.320 basically, I'd go to jail forever. 0.99
00:02:45.360 Yes, you can all die for me right now. 0.99
00:02:47.560 i'm god nobody fucks with god i can't wait to go to school tomorrow 0.99
00:02:52.200 we're in keen new hampshire here to see chelsea clinton look at sam hi the enemy of my enemy is 1.00
00:02:58.920 my friend look at all the lasagnas in the chat look at all the losers in the chat say hi get
00:03:03.280 on my stream come on let's go let's go see chelsea let's see what she's up to but for me this election
00:03:08.200 is first and foremost about my children and about the country the world and the future that i want
00:03:15.840 For them and their generation to grow up in because their grandma's going to jail if she loses
00:03:32.860 What's your message the nation's you what do you have to say what you have to tell the nation's you so he ain't telling me Clinton as much as I do
00:03:45.840 This is your average lasagna fan your average L3 L3 consumer 1.00
00:03:59.340 Absolutely
00:03:59.960 Including and perhaps especially
00:04:01.720 This is who runs the world
00:04:03.200 This is who demonetizes my videos
00:04:05.280 This is who decides to get perma banned on switch
00:04:07.800 Police who have shown time and time again
00:04:10.520 For sure
00:04:11.220 Just no guns for anyone ever
00:04:14.340 Let's move your teeth 1.00
00:04:15.720 What is with my teeth?
00:04:17.120 They're all yellow and messed up.
00:04:18.680 That's terrible.
00:04:20.280 You probably didn't brush in this morning.
00:04:24.260 At least she's honest about it.
00:04:25.800 You got to brush before you're on the street holding a sign.
00:04:31.080 Mush is okay?
00:04:32.200 I'm looking all right.
00:04:32.960 I can brush a little better.
00:04:33.640 But messed up.
00:04:34.420 That's terrible.
00:04:36.020 You probably didn't brush in this morning.
00:04:38.560 What's the one problem right now that's not going to be around in 2070?
00:04:42.800 The elderly and the disabled. 1.00
00:04:45.720 Cuz we're just gonna kill them 1.00
00:04:48.780 Wanna get high you want to get fucking high is that what you want? 1.00
00:04:53.700 You want to get high? 0.99
00:04:55.400 You want to get high you want to get fucking high is that what you want you want to get high? 0.99
00:04:59.820 You want to get high? You want to get high? You want to get high? 1.00
00:05:03.940 Want to meet up with a stranger and get fucking high? 0.99
00:05:08.140 Hey Sam, do you want Casey? I'm 16. I work and bought my dream car crash. I 1.00
00:05:12.380 I can't a crash in my girl best friend who I fell in love with who didn't make it. I'm facing many charges
00:05:17.660 I wanted to delete myself. I'm watching you every day past month. You saved me. Thank you, bro
00:05:22.160 This guy's going do it right now, man
00:05:24.960 This guy's going through it right now. What would Sam hide say? I you cuz we're just gonna kill
00:05:32.880 Sorry, sorry, so I got that one. Okay. Stay up King C. Hey Sam. Do you want to go to the park today?
00:05:39.880 Yeah, I
00:05:41.880 I hope I don't ruin it with my bad attitude.
00:05:46.380 Do you think I'll ruin it?
00:05:55.380 Do you think I'll ruin it?
00:05:59.880 You feel me, dawg?
00:06:01.380 Word, word, peace.
00:06:04.380 We'll be back with our...
00:06:06.380 How do you go from looking like this
00:06:09.380 to like an irish oh i don't it he he looks like braveheart now what the what in the trt 0.99
00:06:20.820 what in the trend i'm coming to kill you i'm coming to kill you and he looks like every 0.99
00:06:29.260 super smash bros guy at a land party he looks like a game stop employee back then what the 0.99
00:06:34.960 imagine if you were if you were lasagna and you heard that and you saw someone 0.99
00:06:41.120 i'm coming to eat you alive you know that hassan piker i'm coming to kill you that's terrifying 1.00
00:06:49.360 look at his sweaty red trend filled fucking raw meat eating 1.00
00:06:56.420 but this this is i mean if lasagna was challenged by him it's like okay you kind of look like this 0.99
00:07:03.320 Looks like destiny a little bit. Not that bad, but what the fuck happened? 0.98
00:07:08.840 Trent hard 0.99
00:07:09.840 You feel me dog? Word word. Peace
00:07:17.540 We'll be back with our legal team. I'll be seeing you with my lawyer
00:07:22.840 Who's black by the way
00:07:25.000 Hello? What do you have here? A real legitimate slave owner 1.00
00:07:30.400 I'm being triggered. I can't. I don't feel safe. I don't feel safe here.
00:07:38.160 We're safe.
00:07:39.140 Ah, man, this guy's good. 0.99
00:07:42.020 Probably some capitalist scumbag who exploited workers to get this vehicle. 0.99
00:07:47.560 You got your slaves? 1.00
00:07:49.640 He's like an in-real-life memer.
00:07:52.000 Somebody who never breaks character, who just embraces the meme.
00:07:55.940 In there, and you're exploiting your resources?
00:07:58.460 Look, I'm going to tell you, I'm the first one to tell you, white civilization, western 0.98
00:08:04.560 civilization was built on resources stolen from the black man, you feel me? 0.95
00:08:09.780 And that's exactly why we're going in here.
00:08:19.400 It's not true.
00:08:20.560 No, I look hot. 1.00
00:08:21.900 Shut up. 0.99
00:08:22.980 May I ask you what races you are? 1.00
00:08:25.880 Mixed race.
00:08:26.760 You're a mixed race? 0.96
00:08:27.620 is that that's new haven is this yale bro i grew up here i grew up in new haven pretty much i was
00:08:32.840 born in new york kind of grew up in brooklyn but like i mainly grew up here about you i don't really
00:08:37.500 know so my family's turkish uh-huh but i guess i'm very white passing and i grew up in mexico
00:08:45.380 white passing now that's important because white passing you just you just white you just white 0.54
00:08:49.680 that means you can get away with white privilege am i right that's right new lessons folks the 0.68
00:08:55.800 lighter skin color you have the more privileged you are what's your
00:08:58.680 privilege rating out of ten because you're not you're not completely dark 0.97
00:09:02.280 skin 0.99
00:09:06.300 black privilege cyborg I think it's terrible that black people have the 1.00
00:09:10.500 first access to cybernetics came out here 1.00
00:09:15.920 it's pouring rain this sucks but my moral superiority right now it's fucking 0.99
00:09:22.440 choice what is going on what is he doing he's gonna hit me with his baton hey one of the good 0.99
00:09:35.840 ones yo that's new haven bro that's too hey i live in brooklyn now i'm about to go to miami but this 0.98
00:09:41.320 is where this is like my hometown type shit did you okay let's go over they call it gun wave in 0.98
00:09:47.740 new haven checklist dude did you beat any black people today with your baton did you mace any 1.00
00:09:51.920 blacks today did you kill any black children yo black people watching this what do you think 0.99
00:09:57.780 about white people using the word blacks like a lot of uh woke black people get triggered about 0.99
00:10:02.120 that i don't get the point of getting mad about that it's just it's just a quicker way of saying 1.00
00:10:05.540 black people l stream l stream l stream oh low battery everybody spam low battery shut the fuck 1.00
00:10:10.600 up just as i suspected two little white boys really we're all really proud of you this is 1.00
00:10:17.320 That's fucking awesome. 0.98
00:10:18.220 Hey, keep fighting the good fight, brother. 0.99
00:10:19.780 That's Deji.
00:10:21.800 Deji, congrats on the win.
00:10:23.440 Congrats on your first win.
00:10:24.860 All right, these people give you any problems, you come see us. 0.99
00:10:28.080 We're going to make sure that they fucking go home. 0.99
00:10:30.340 All right? 0.99
00:10:30.920 Yeah, thank you. 1.00
00:10:31.600 These guys are assholes. 1.00
00:10:32.560 I don't like the way they're treating you. 1.00
00:10:33.720 Look, here's the deal.
00:10:34.940 That's him.
00:10:35.760 Do you have any money?
00:10:36.380 He won against Fousey today, right?
00:10:37.680 All right.
00:10:38.020 Yeah, thank you. 1.00
00:10:38.680 These guys are assholes. 1.00
00:10:44.960 That's Deji, right? 1.00
00:10:47.320 I don't really know what he looks like.
00:10:49.320 Look, here's the deal. Do you have any money?
00:10:51.320 You're taking a really hard time on this campus to have a sign that says all lives matter.
00:10:56.320 What's wrong with all lives matter?
00:10:58.320 Why, though?
00:10:59.320 People believe that all lives matter, but some lives need to be advocated for more because they have historically been underrepresented and not advocated. 1.00
00:11:07.320 It's always a white bitch saying this shit. 1.00
00:11:10.320 How are they underrepresented, though? Like, they invent less stuff or they, like, are not as smart or something? 1.00
00:11:15.320 I'm not engaging, you kind of just were engaging. 0.99
00:11:18.340 What the fuck? A real racist? 1.00
00:11:19.960 I didn't think we were going to see a real racist today.
00:11:22.180 I didn't think we were going to see a real-life racist today.
00:11:24.920 Match your boots to your umbrella. 0.99
00:11:26.880 I'll tell you what, though, she had some good fuck-me eyes. 0.99
00:11:30.780 I'll tell you what, though, she sure had some good fuck-me eyes. 1.00
00:11:34.720 Please do not look at this nice Asian lady. 1.00
00:11:37.440 Privilege, the privilege makes me sick. 1.00
00:11:39.160 Like the white babies, or the black babies that would be in the middle of the night. 1.00
00:11:42.460 No one's talking about languages. 1.00
00:11:43.660 anyone talk about asian public i don't fucking 0.99
00:11:47.620 yo the the asian that's crazy sam 1.00
00:11:51.820 hey that's a nice bmw you kill any slaves to get this one 1.00
00:11:58.060 dad i feel like i've spent my life pretending you're a great guy 0.99
00:12:04.140 and trying to be like you and the ugly truth has always been
00:12:07.880 that i'm not that great a guy and you're exactly like me
00:12:10.240 am i evil worse you're smart when you know nothing matters the universe is yours
00:12:16.640 and i've never met a universe that was into it the universe is basically what the 0.96
00:12:21.840 okay this looks like the same high that we saw i'm gonna eat you alive this is
00:12:34.820 what happened between whatever 2015 2016 and now
00:12:38.920 nah this guy's not racist this guy's not racist he's got a point saying that like some lives
00:12:46.540 should be advocated for more than other lives is racist all lives matter really if you think
00:12:53.980 about it all lives matter how you'll get mad at that statement how does anyone get offended by
00:12:59.500 I don't think he's racist, but I think him and Nick Fuentes would get along great
00:13:14.140 I've been smoking the grain, the ganja herb
00:13:20.560 Smoke the grain, ganja herb
00:13:23.120 The Lord put it in the earth
00:13:24.840 It is a healthy
00:13:29.500 Herb. Herb. The Lord put it in the earth. It is a healthy herb.
00:13:39.500 You gotta smoke the green sticky sticky.
00:13:42.500 Okay, you're not helping me out right now, Sam. 0.97
00:13:45.500 BUM BUCKA! 0.99
00:13:46.500 That...
00:13:48.500 Yo, chat get it tight right now 1.00
00:13:59.940 that I said all lives matter, you a fucking bot 1.00
00:14:02.260 how the fuck are you mad that I said 1.00
00:14:04.280 all lives matter, what is 0.99
00:14:06.260 racist about that, explain to me
00:14:08.320 why you're mad about that right now
00:14:09.720 just because you're saying all lives matter
00:14:12.340 doesn't mean that black lives don't matter
00:14:14.340 also you know, all the bots
00:14:16.440 who are getting mad at that right now, you know that 0.99
00:14:18.180 black lives matter was a fucking scam right look into it let me not explain all this shit right 1.00
00:14:22.820 now i'm trying to laugh all right eat you alive blm was a scam but all lives do matter there's 1.00
00:14:29.880 no way you could get triggered at that statement that's the most inclusive way black lives matter 0.99
00:14:35.380 is literally exclusionary all lives matter is the most inclusive statement how the fuck are you mad 0.99
00:14:41.300 about that i am black i am asian fuck out of here bro here's what we gotta do we talked about the 0.99
00:14:47.920 certain the things that we need to do about doors and we got to make phone calls and get a burning 0.99
00:14:52.460 sensation. Hey folks, this is happening all over the country where people are coming together for
00:14:57.640 Bernie. Anybody else get a Bernie? Respectful Bernie rallies all over the country and you
00:15:06.000 got folks like this doing that because they want to disrupt you guys. Are we going to let them pick
00:15:10.660 I called it. Ask Nick about Sam. The next time you talk, they make concerts together. He's one of Nick's biggest inspirations. Look, I'm telling you, I see it, man. And what does Nick say? I'm not racist. I love black people. It's not, it's not, they're just the most honest white people. Let's, it's not about the racist.
00:15:40.180 they're just funny why is it that every time a white person is actually funny and how woke this 0.93
00:15:45.600 climate is everybody calls them racist the driest most boring white people who said yeah that's bad 0.81
00:15:52.920 i'm not racist i'm one of the good ones i'm a champion for poc they're not funny at all and 1.00
00:15:58.800 they're boring a little racism and just a little bit all right get your fucking panties out of a 0.99
00:16:04.260 not all lives matter shut up and enjoy it it's funny 1.00
00:16:07.960 all lives matter chat all lives matter chat everybody in the chat say all lives matter right 0.99
00:16:20.700 now if i did this shit like three years ago if i did this shit last year wow it'd be canceled 0.92
00:16:26.340 and somebody's gonna clip that up right now let's get all lives matter in the chat and try to tell 0.99
00:16:30.380 me what's wrong about saying that what is wrong about saying all lives matter that's a problematic
00:16:35.440 statement now someone try to debunk that what the fuck is wrong with saying all lives matter 0.87
00:16:41.940 let's start all lives matter rally right now saturday night of my stream 0.99
00:16:46.800 here's the result you're all faggots 1.00
00:16:51.720 oh god okay moosa moosa when you when you edit this up that's what got it uh can you delete the 0.99
00:16:58.160 part out and censor that censor the the when he's saying delete and also the hero
00:17:02.800 censor that part two please that's say hi we got an alf spam in the chat right now 0.98
00:17:11.800 ain't nobody how the fuck do you get mad at that i don't you you're brainwashed if you 0.98
00:17:17.000 could get mad at the statement all lives matter you're a bot 0.98
00:17:20.920 Yo, should I watch this video with
00:17:26.660 Put it on my discord
00:17:27.700 Put it on my discord 0.99
00:17:28.200 I got shit to watch 0.99
00:17:28.900 I say this every time 1.00
00:17:30.720 Stop super chatting me videos
00:17:31.680 Look at that
00:17:33.560 Look at that
00:17:34.080 Hey, what other streamer
00:17:35.260 Could get an All Lives Matter 0.98
00:17:36.200 Spam in the chat
00:17:36.960 What are you talking about, bro? 1.00
00:17:39.060 You ever see some shit like that? 1.00
00:17:40.240 You ever see ALM hit like that? 1.00
00:17:43.640 That's racist
00:17:44.560 No, it's not
00:17:45.280 That's the most inclusive statement
00:17:47.440 All lives
00:17:48.800 Everybody
00:17:49.760 there's nothing you can debunk about that statement there's no logic and you know what's 0.89
00:17:57.140 so funny the soy boys and all the people saying you're insane you're insane they would use that
00:18:02.660 to any white dude nick fuentes or alex jones or sam hyde and they would use this moment right here
00:18:07.480 and call them racist but the funniest part is most of my ops most of the people making videos 0.95
00:18:12.560 about me calling me crazy and insane they can't do nothing because most of them are white so they 1.00
00:18:18.280 see this and they're getting so mad because they just so ready to load up the clip with the racist 0.98
00:18:22.280 ammo and they got nothing they got nothing all lives matter what you gonna do about it white 0.98
00:18:27.080 boy you gonna cancel me you gonna call me racist white boy no all lives matter 1.00
00:18:37.480 i'll eat you alive 1.00
00:18:44.280 that's it 1.00