SNEAKO - January 21, 2025


STORMING THE CAPITOL TO SAVE TIK TOK


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Length

13 minutes

Words per minute

170.15314

Word count

2,226

Sentence count

326

Harmful content

Misogyny

12

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Toxicity

96

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Hate speech

36

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Summary

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On this episode of the podcast, we talk about the Trump Meme Coin, Aiden's trip to D.C. and a bunch of other stuff. We also talk about God's colorism and why he's not a tree.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 So God's black. 0.99
00:00:01.120 God is absolutely black. 0.99
00:00:02.300 It's in the Bible. 0.99
00:00:02.900 Why can't God be black? 0.98
00:00:04.040 You seemed so disappointed a second ago.
00:00:05.820 Why would God, the almighty creator, have a skin color? 0.99
00:00:08.840 How did you get a skin color?
00:00:10.600 God created us.
00:00:11.680 So God creates skin color, but people, he don't have one. 0.99
00:00:14.820 Yeah, God created the trees too.
00:00:16.080 He's not a tree. 1.00
00:00:16.820 That's a stupid argument. 1.00
00:00:17.680 Yeah! 1.00
00:00:30.000 Yo, bro, real shit, can I get a Twitter call back? 1.00
00:00:51.160 You unfollowed us, unaccident, fire accident. 0.99
00:00:55.320 That's Sneeko. 0.99
00:00:57.480 What's up, bro? 1.00
00:00:58.200 What's shit? 1.00
00:00:58.460 I'll let you go, bro. 1.00
00:00:59.100 All right, let's go, dude.
00:01:04.000 7.30 a.m., time to go to D.C.
00:01:25.600 See, when you book it yourself, you get too deep.
00:01:28.340 When you let Aiden's manager book it, you get 39B.
00:01:38.740 All right, we just landed in Washington, D.C., and I checked my phone.
00:01:42.100 The Trump coin is at $33.
00:01:44.440 So I have officially made...
00:01:46.680 I don't care.
00:01:47.180 You're not supposed to talk about it.
00:01:48.020 I'm going to do it.
00:01:48.480 I just made the average American salary in six hours from a Trump meme coin.
00:01:53.060 I don't even think Trump knows what crypto is.
00:01:55.160 Oh, Bitcoin, the block.
00:01:56.180 He has no idea.
00:01:57.240 We love Trump, but he's like, the crypto people, they like me. 0.99
00:01:59.320 They love me.
00:01:59.940 The blockchain.
00:02:00.700 I don't know it, but it's good.
00:02:01.780 It's great.
00:02:02.220 A meme coin.
00:02:02.820 We're going to do a meme coin.
00:02:03.900 He doesn't know what a meme is, but I just made $65,000.
00:02:07.460 Let me see what it is now.
00:02:08.360 Every time I check it, I'm making more money.
00:02:09.780 What?
00:02:09.940 The Solana network.
00:02:11.000 This is all profit.
00:02:11.960 When it went to $9, I took out my initial investment of $33,000 so that I could just recuperate
00:02:17.760 my losses and just have fun with phone money.
00:02:19.620 It's a little annoying to get FOMO because if I would have stayed in, I would have like
00:02:23.120 $300,000, $400,000 of free money, but you can't get mad. 1.00
00:02:27.380 The average American salary and profit is just fucking stupid. 1.00
00:02:31.560 So regardless of how D.C. goes, it was a success. 1.00
00:02:35.120 Good, good.
00:02:35.660 I didn't want to start from a car.
00:02:36.300 You recognize my voice?
00:02:37.220 I see you, bro.
00:02:37.840 Did you get on the Trump meme coin?
00:02:38.880 Did you get the Trump meme coin?
00:02:40.260 No, I need to get on the Solana blockchain, the Bitcoin.
00:02:42.360 Why don't you have it?
00:02:43.080 I invest just long-term treasuries.
00:02:45.800 Oh, you're Bitcoin or your S&P 500?
00:02:48.140 Well, okay.
00:02:49.000 Roth is in the S&P.
00:02:50.100 Then I have like NVIDIA, Apple, like that stuff.
00:02:52.860 I don't know.
00:02:53.180 My dad's retail on that stuff.
00:02:53.440 You're the youngest boomer I've ever seen on that.
00:02:55.140 No, no.
00:02:55.660 That's just the Roth.
00:02:57.140 I mean, I invest like the NVIDIA and stuff.
00:02:59.560 Like the fast...
00:03:00.840 How old are you?
00:03:01.480 21.
00:03:02.060 It looks like it's freezing outside from the plane window.
00:03:04.600 There's snow all over, even though it's south.
00:03:06.560 I think it's way colder than New York.
00:03:08.020 You know when you get a really good green candle like that?
00:03:10.660 I just don't want...
00:03:11.460 I hate when poor people talk to me. 1.00
00:03:14.020 I don't want to be around broke people.
00:03:18.500 And what's really annoying me is looking at love speech and people still arguing about
00:03:21.860 whether or not crypto's gambling or if it's haram.
00:03:24.320 While you yap about nothing, we're making a lot of money. 1.00
00:03:28.180 Crypto is just stupid. 0.99
00:03:29.920 I don't want to use that to go and buy to make some money. 1.00
00:03:33.720 I'm in D.C. for the first time since I was like eight years old.
00:03:51.360 You see the pointy thing right here?
00:03:53.640 I wish I could get it in the shot.
00:03:56.260 There you go.
00:03:57.380 Driving past all the monuments.
00:03:58.820 I know. 0.99
00:03:59.400 I'm driving around here to think about how four years ago, a bunch of crazy white niggas 1.00
00:04:03.820 just said fuck it. 1.00
00:04:05.680 A bunch of thousands of crazy white niggas went into the Capitol building and did not 1.00
00:04:11.000 care about anything else. 1.00
00:04:20.860 Man, what a start.
00:04:22.580 Dude made us rich and freed the hostages and he's not even the president yet.
00:04:26.360 That's all I wanted and if his term is over now, it's still a success.
00:04:29.580 Well, good job, man.
00:04:31.740 Come back up.
00:04:33.020 Come back up.
00:04:33.700 Give me a hug.
00:04:34.560 Good job. 1.00
00:04:35.140 More training than some fucking women. 1.00
00:04:36.860 Yeah, dude. 1.00
00:04:37.220 My worst enemy.
00:04:41.420 What is he doing?
00:04:42.740 He stretches a lot.
00:04:44.200 He stretches.
00:04:44.900 Because he's still growing.
00:04:45.760 Who gave him that sweater?
00:04:46.680 I don't know.
00:04:47.880 I'm a dog person usually, not this one.
00:04:49.760 Not this one?
00:04:50.400 This dog activates my Chinese.
00:04:51.940 I want to eat it.
00:04:52.520 On my birthday.
00:04:57.440 How old was he at that point?
00:04:58.560 He just wanted to give you a gift, man.
00:05:00.860 That was the worst present ever.
00:05:02.580 Just a nice gift from the dog, man.
00:05:04.600 Have you ever seen a dog lay on the floor like this?
00:05:06.540 Yeah, of course.
00:05:07.480 I've never seen a dog do this.
00:05:12.820 Really?
00:05:13.760 Really? 1.00
00:05:14.700 Nico's a coward. 0.99
00:05:16.020 This is like having a frog profile picture in real life. 0.99
00:05:20.100 Hey, do you have a second?
00:05:21.140 Can I ask you a question?
00:05:22.100 No.
00:05:22.440 What about Trump?
00:05:23.160 What about this?
00:05:23.700 Sorry.
00:05:24.120 Would you like to have a go?
00:05:25.140 No, take it.
00:05:25.800 You want to go see your president?
00:05:26.960 They didn't want to go.
00:05:27.620 This is like a 100K ticket.
00:05:29.280 Our president.
00:05:30.340 Our president.
00:05:31.520 Donald J. Trump.
00:05:32.400 Can I take it?
00:05:33.320 Just leave the seat over there. 0.62
00:05:34.580 Can you say you love Donald Trump?
00:05:36.400 Huh?
00:05:36.820 Can you say that?
00:05:37.400 I love everyone.
00:05:38.300 Of course I love Donald Trump.
00:05:39.260 I love Donald Trump.
00:05:39.740 You're a good Christian.
00:05:40.500 I love everybody.
00:05:41.000 Did you vote for him?
00:05:42.140 Help.
00:05:42.820 Can I ask you a question?
00:05:43.920 Of course.
00:05:44.260 Who are your top three favorite feminists? 1.00
00:05:47.360 Kamala is obvious, but she goes way back to me.
00:05:49.860 Feminists, okay. 1.00
00:05:50.840 Way back to me.
00:05:52.420 Because my father-in-law actually used to work with her.
00:05:54.800 Yes.
00:05:56.540 Two more feminists. 1.00
00:05:58.060 It's hard not to pick the big names because...
00:06:01.860 Gloria.
00:06:03.220 There you go.
00:06:05.500 I'm going to go to the American Fight Club.
00:06:06.960 All right.
00:06:07.320 Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
00:06:08.460 That took you guys a long time.
00:06:09.800 But Ruth Bader Ginsburg. 1.00
00:06:11.160 I don't want to choose from.
00:06:12.580 That's fine.
00:06:13.340 What about George Floyd?
00:06:14.260 Who wrote that one?
00:06:14.960 George Floyd.
00:06:15.760 Was George Floyd a feminist? 0.99
00:06:17.400 Yes, he was.
00:06:18.420 Maybe he was.
00:06:19.340 He was also killed unjustly, but hey.
00:06:22.600 I think you should have added George Floyd to the list.
00:06:24.800 I'm a male feminist. 1.00
00:06:26.120 Yeah, well, that's good.
00:06:27.080 Legal!
00:06:28.120 Legal!
00:06:28.520 Legal!
00:06:29.240 Legal!
00:06:29.480 Legal!
00:06:30.280 Get abortions legal! 0.71
00:06:32.380 Get abortions legal! 0.71
00:06:37.200 Keep abortions legal! 0.99
00:06:39.240 What's happening?
00:06:41.020 What's happening?
00:06:45.020 This really is a great country, isn't it? 0.87
00:06:55.340 You allow homosexuals to have a voice. 0.99
00:06:58.200 Hey, man. 0.91
00:06:58.660 Great to find out.
00:06:59.360 Haven't I met you in person before?
00:07:00.440 No, not yet.
00:07:01.020 Good to meet you.
00:07:01.540 Good to meet you, bro.
00:07:02.160 Haven't I met you before?
00:07:03.020 Yeah.
00:07:03.400 Yeah, why don't we...
00:07:03.980 That's what we did.
00:07:04.640 Yeah, you did the shot.
00:07:05.760 Yeah.
00:07:06.240 What are you expecting to happen today?
00:07:08.040 We've got a lot of weirdo lefties here, man. 0.65
00:07:09.900 You know that. 0.64
00:07:10.680 Like, it's...
00:07:11.380 This is D.C., man.
00:07:12.640 A lot of weirdos live here.
00:07:14.100 Just to let you know, like, 96% of the people that live here, like, 90% plus, all voted for Kamala.
00:07:19.820 That should tell you something.
00:07:20.320 How can I be fulfilled?
00:07:44.900 I'm asking you because you say you're fulfilled.
00:07:47.520 I follow God.
00:07:48.580 How can I get to God?
00:07:49.620 How can you get to God?
00:07:50.740 Don't do what they're doing. 1.00
00:07:52.900 Fuck Trump! 1.00
00:07:54.760 Fuck Trump! 1.00
00:07:55.520 Fuck the patriarchy! 1.00
00:07:58.220 Money can't buy morals! 1.00
00:08:00.840 I'm getting a headache in here.
00:08:03.180 This sign says...
00:08:04.620 Everyone over here.
00:08:07.320 Show your blood.
00:08:08.800 Yeah.
00:08:09.540 So your body, our choice.
00:08:11.080 Our choice.
00:08:12.080 So is my body your choice?
00:08:14.320 Yes, because the Supreme Court made my body their choice, so...
00:08:20.560 Can I ask you, how many genders are there? 1.00
00:08:22.420 Many.
00:08:24.100 Many.
00:08:25.220 Can I ask you, what do you think about Donald Trump? 1.00
00:08:27.780 Fuck Donald Trump. 1.00
00:08:28.940 Why? 1.00
00:08:29.840 Because he's a sexual assaulter. 1.00
00:08:32.220 He is a traitor to the section, Amendment 14, Section 3. 1.00
00:08:37.120 And these poor Chinese people, now they think that this is what America's like. 0.55
00:08:44.420 Look at the example we're showing to these foreigners. 1.00
00:08:46.960 Hey, everybody.
00:08:47.960 Hello.
00:08:48.260 So basically, this lady's following Myron and us around and just snitching that we're 1.00
00:08:53.600 doing content.
00:08:54.420 Problem, like, insanity with the liberals.
00:08:56.320 We don't know. 0.95
00:08:56.900 Insanity.
00:08:58.220 Insanity.
00:08:58.660 They're going up to people and asking questions like...
00:09:00.660 We have all...
00:09:01.160 Yeah, we're having political discourse. 0.98
00:09:03.560 You're being a weirdo. 0.92
00:09:04.520 God bless America! 0.96
00:09:06.440 Kind of hectic out here, huh?
00:09:07.800 It hurt me.
00:09:08.400 Yeah.
00:09:08.740 Are you used to it?
00:09:10.660 It's like it's all the time in the city, so...
00:09:12.720 How far?
00:09:13.460 How far?
00:09:14.660 This far.
00:09:15.600 The arm's length?
00:09:16.460 Yep, arm's length.
00:09:18.260 Going forward.
00:09:20.200 Don't touch her.
00:09:21.000 Oh, yeah.
00:09:21.760 I only touch her.
00:09:22.140 She can follow you.
00:09:22.960 You can follow her.
00:09:23.740 And myself.
00:09:24.340 This is why they're hiding their faces.
00:09:26.380 At least show your face if you're going to wear that sign.
00:09:31.140 Jesus Christ.
00:09:32.600 Is that the people of the side you're on?
00:09:34.640 Do you agree with this?
00:09:35.660 Yes, it's a problem.
00:09:36.900 Do you agree with that?
00:09:38.120 Dear my love.
00:09:39.720 Oh, my Lord.
00:09:40.900 So God's black. 0.99
00:09:42.040 God is absolutely black. 0.99
00:09:43.120 It's in the Bible. 0.70
00:09:43.600 Can I ask you a question?
00:09:44.600 Hold on, wait a minute. 0.98
00:09:45.720 Is it a problem, God being black? 1.00
00:09:47.140 God doesn't have a skin color. 0.98
00:09:48.860 Is it a problem, God being black? 1.00
00:09:50.820 It's not a problem.
00:09:51.640 It's just not what's true. 0.85
00:09:52.600 You seemed very disappointed when I said God was black. 0.66
00:09:55.000 You turned around. 0.95
00:09:55.640 Here we go again.
00:09:56.220 No, because if you believe that...
00:09:58.760 Do you love black people? 1.00
00:09:59.660 Wait, then how are blacks discriminated then if God's black? 0.99
00:10:02.260 Well, why can't God be black? 0.98
00:10:03.480 You seemed so disappointed a second ago.
00:10:05.240 Why would God, the almighty creator, have a skin color? 0.99
00:10:08.420 How did you get a skin color?
00:10:10.060 God created us.
00:10:11.080 So God creates skin color, but people, he don't have one. 0.99
00:10:14.300 Yeah, God created the trees too.
00:10:15.540 He's not a tree. 1.00
00:10:16.260 That's a stupid argument. 1.00
00:10:17.460 It's a stupid argument. 1.00
00:10:18.140 Yes, just because he created skin doesn't mean he has it. 1.00
00:10:20.800 You're saying to not worship and idolize whiteness and not worship everything.
00:10:24.580 You're doing the same thing.
00:10:25.700 I didn't say whiteness.
00:10:26.300 You're embodying the same racist ideology you're trying to...
00:10:30.120 The Arabs, the Africans, the East Indians, all the other nations and people.
00:10:32.060 My people are in everyone's culture because everyone got together and got rich off of exploiting
00:10:37.360 us to make sure we didn't have ours.
00:10:39.160 Legendary spot here. 1.00
00:10:40.280 A bunch of crazy white niggas just didn't give a fuck anymore. 1.00
00:10:43.760 Crashed that whole spot. 1.00
00:10:45.280 This is the J6 building.
00:10:46.800 It's not even the Capitol building anymore.
00:10:49.020 Say I won't J6 right now.
00:10:50.620 You won't.
00:10:51.060 Say I won't J6 right now.
00:10:52.400 Yo, word of my debt I'm going to J6 right now.
00:10:54.740 No, dude, you're not.
00:10:55.540 You only got the outfit on.
00:10:56.200 Right, you're all talking.
00:10:56.660 Half the job is done.
00:10:57.580 You're all talking.
00:10:58.280 Yeah, I'm all...
00:10:58.760 I'm tapping, bro.
00:10:59.460 I'm tapping.
00:11:00.060 All right, Myron wants to get out of here.
00:11:01.640 Thoughts on the day?
00:11:02.360 What'd you think, Myron?
00:11:03.220 It was a good time. 1.00
00:11:04.180 It was a good time besides you debating those idiots. 1.00
00:11:06.140 It's the first time I've worn a jacket in years. 1.00
00:11:07.980 Gotta be honest, DC, I'm not a big fan of your city so far.
00:11:10.740 The architecture is like uninspiring and weird libs.
00:11:16.660 Weather's nice, but it's just...
00:11:19.060 This guy's literally from Sudan.
00:11:21.000 Oh, really?
00:11:21.960 They broke his country in half.
00:11:23.900 Like, his country's so bad.
00:11:25.140 Don't start me... 0.99
00:11:26.120 Bro, I'll start roasting you right now, bro. 0.90
00:11:27.800 How are you low-tier? 1.00
00:11:29.100 Asian and low-tier black.
00:11:30.760 How are you Haitian and Filipino? 0.97
00:11:31.780 Bro, you're the lowest-tier Arab that they don't consider you Arab. 0.99
00:11:35.140 You're a double L, bro. 1.00
00:11:36.500 You're a double L. 1.00
00:11:37.540 You're the slave of the Arabs. 1.00
00:11:39.440 Your country is cursed, motherfucker. 1.00
00:11:40.540 Your country is cursed. 1.00
00:11:41.740 You know what country didn't split in half? 0.99
00:11:43.440 Haiti.
00:11:43.920 Oh, yeah.
00:11:44.260 You know what? 1.00
00:11:44.660 You're a dirty Asian. 1.00
00:11:46.040 How are you a nigger Asian? 1.00
00:11:47.080 That doesn't make sense. 0.97
00:11:47.900 Wait, what does Sudan mean in Arabic? 0.97
00:11:51.120 It means dirty Asian. 1.00
00:11:52.280 Filipino. 1.00
00:11:52.700 It means land of the blacks. 1.00
00:11:55.860 Land of the blacks. 1.00
00:11:58.120 I love all my Arabs and all the black people.
00:12:00.360 I don't know what this guy... 0.98
00:12:01.680 This racist.
00:12:02.240 I know Dave Chappelle talks about D.C. highly, but I've been to a lot of these American cities
00:12:07.260 like Salt Lake, Seattle, Portland with this architecture.
00:12:11.420 What is this?
00:12:12.460 I hate...
00:12:12.920 I don't...
00:12:13.580 You know what?
00:12:14.340 I'm a hater.
00:12:14.860 It's not that bad.
00:12:15.640 The sun's reflecting it nice.
00:12:16.860 But a lot of these American cities besides L.A., Boston, and New York, they kind of just
00:12:20.360 look identical.
00:12:21.640 This could be literally any American city.
00:12:27.980 Nice cut.
00:12:29.160 There we go.
00:12:29.640 There we go.
00:12:32.240 Coke Zero, water's not good enough for you.
00:12:35.340 I do both.
00:12:36.200 Coke Zero is a real naked drink, man.
00:12:37.700 I don't drink alcohol.
00:12:38.740 I don't do drugs.
00:12:39.920 I drink Coke Zero.
00:12:41.060 I am very happy to announce that after three months, I'm finally returning to streaming
00:12:46.360 tomorrow.
00:12:47.420 And the link is at party.com slash sneeko.
00:12:52.140 Baby, welcome to the party.
00:12:53.700 Super cringe.
00:12:54.660 Just save the link.
00:12:55.740 Party.
00:12:56.160 Don't need...
00:12:56.840 Super cringe.
00:12:58.160 Shut the mic.
00:12:59.640 Baby, welcome to the party.
00:13:01.040 I'm off to my...
00:13:02.160 I'm in the league. 0.98
00:13:02.960 That's why I'm a retarded. 0.89
00:13:04.620 That's why... 0.95