SNEAKO - January 21, 2025


STORMING THE CAPITOL TO SAVE TIK TOK


Episode Stats

Length

13 minutes

Words per Minute

170.15314

Word Count

2,226

Sentence Count

326

Misogynist Sentences

12

Hate Speech Sentences

36


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 So God's black.
00:00:01.120 God is absolutely black.
00:00:02.300 It's in the Bible.
00:00:02.900 Why can't God be black?
00:00:04.040 You seemed so disappointed a second ago.
00:00:05.820 Why would God, the almighty creator, have a skin color?
00:00:08.840 How did you get a skin color?
00:00:10.600 God created us.
00:00:11.680 So God creates skin color, but people, he don't have one.
00:00:14.820 Yeah, God created the trees too.
00:00:16.080 He's not a tree.
00:00:16.820 That's a stupid argument.
00:00:17.680 Yeah!
00:00:30.000 Yo, bro, real shit, can I get a Twitter call back?
00:00:51.160 You unfollowed us, unaccident, fire accident.
00:00:55.320 That's Sneeko.
00:00:57.480 What's up, bro?
00:00:58.200 What's shit?
00:00:58.460 I'll let you go, bro.
00:00:59.100 All right, let's go, dude.
00:01:04.000 7.30 a.m., time to go to D.C.
00:01:25.600 See, when you book it yourself, you get too deep.
00:01:28.340 When you let Aiden's manager book it, you get 39B.
00:01:38.740 All right, we just landed in Washington, D.C., and I checked my phone.
00:01:42.100 The Trump coin is at $33.
00:01:44.440 So I have officially made...
00:01:46.680 I don't care.
00:01:47.180 You're not supposed to talk about it.
00:01:48.020 I'm going to do it.
00:01:48.480 I just made the average American salary in six hours from a Trump meme coin.
00:01:53.060 I don't even think Trump knows what crypto is.
00:01:55.160 Oh, Bitcoin, the block.
00:01:56.180 He has no idea.
00:01:57.240 We love Trump, but he's like, the crypto people, they like me.
00:01:59.320 They love me.
00:01:59.940 The blockchain.
00:02:00.700 I don't know it, but it's good.
00:02:01.780 It's great.
00:02:02.220 A meme coin.
00:02:02.820 We're going to do a meme coin.
00:02:03.900 He doesn't know what a meme is, but I just made $65,000.
00:02:07.460 Let me see what it is now.
00:02:08.360 Every time I check it, I'm making more money.
00:02:09.780 What?
00:02:09.940 The Solana network.
00:02:11.000 This is all profit.
00:02:11.960 When it went to $9, I took out my initial investment of $33,000 so that I could just recuperate
00:02:17.760 my losses and just have fun with phone money.
00:02:19.620 It's a little annoying to get FOMO because if I would have stayed in, I would have like
00:02:23.120 $300,000, $400,000 of free money, but you can't get mad.
00:02:27.380 The average American salary and profit is just fucking stupid.
00:02:31.560 So regardless of how D.C. goes, it was a success.
00:02:35.120 Good, good.
00:02:35.660 I didn't want to start from a car.
00:02:36.300 You recognize my voice?
00:02:37.220 I see you, bro.
00:02:37.840 Did you get on the Trump meme coin?
00:02:38.880 Did you get the Trump meme coin?
00:02:40.260 No, I need to get on the Solana blockchain, the Bitcoin.
00:02:42.360 Why don't you have it?
00:02:43.080 I invest just long-term treasuries.
00:02:45.800 Oh, you're Bitcoin or your S&P 500?
00:02:48.140 Well, okay.
00:02:49.000 Roth is in the S&P.
00:02:50.100 Then I have like NVIDIA, Apple, like that stuff.
00:02:52.860 I don't know.
00:02:53.180 My dad's retail on that stuff.
00:02:53.440 You're the youngest boomer I've ever seen on that.
00:02:55.140 No, no.
00:02:55.660 That's just the Roth.
00:02:57.140 I mean, I invest like the NVIDIA and stuff.
00:02:59.560 Like the fast...
00:03:00.840 How old are you?
00:03:01.480 21.
00:03:02.060 It looks like it's freezing outside from the plane window.
00:03:04.600 There's snow all over, even though it's south.
00:03:06.560 I think it's way colder than New York.
00:03:08.020 You know when you get a really good green candle like that?
00:03:10.660 I just don't want...
00:03:11.460 I hate when poor people talk to me.
00:03:14.020 I don't want to be around broke people.
00:03:18.500 And what's really annoying me is looking at love speech and people still arguing about
00:03:21.860 whether or not crypto's gambling or if it's haram.
00:03:24.320 While you yap about nothing, we're making a lot of money.
00:03:28.180 Crypto is just stupid.
00:03:29.920 I don't want to use that to go and buy to make some money.
00:03:33.720 I'm in D.C. for the first time since I was like eight years old.
00:03:51.360 You see the pointy thing right here?
00:03:53.640 I wish I could get it in the shot.
00:03:56.260 There you go.
00:03:57.380 Driving past all the monuments.
00:03:58.820 I know.
00:03:59.400 I'm driving around here to think about how four years ago, a bunch of crazy white niggas
00:04:03.820 just said fuck it.
00:04:05.680 A bunch of thousands of crazy white niggas went into the Capitol building and did not
00:04:11.000 care about anything else.
00:04:20.860 Man, what a start.
00:04:22.580 Dude made us rich and freed the hostages and he's not even the president yet.
00:04:26.360 That's all I wanted and if his term is over now, it's still a success.
00:04:29.580 Well, good job, man.
00:04:31.740 Come back up.
00:04:33.020 Come back up.
00:04:33.700 Give me a hug.
00:04:34.560 Good job.
00:04:35.140 More training than some fucking women.
00:04:36.860 Yeah, dude.
00:04:37.220 My worst enemy.
00:04:41.420 What is he doing?
00:04:42.740 He stretches a lot.
00:04:44.200 He stretches.
00:04:44.900 Because he's still growing.
00:04:45.760 Who gave him that sweater?
00:04:46.680 I don't know.
00:04:47.880 I'm a dog person usually, not this one.
00:04:49.760 Not this one?
00:04:50.400 This dog activates my Chinese.
00:04:51.940 I want to eat it.
00:04:52.520 On my birthday.
00:04:57.440 How old was he at that point?
00:04:58.560 He just wanted to give you a gift, man.
00:05:00.860 That was the worst present ever.
00:05:02.580 Just a nice gift from the dog, man.
00:05:04.600 Have you ever seen a dog lay on the floor like this?
00:05:06.540 Yeah, of course.
00:05:07.480 I've never seen a dog do this.
00:05:12.820 Really?
00:05:13.760 Really?
00:05:14.700 Nico's a coward.
00:05:16.020 This is like having a frog profile picture in real life.
00:05:20.100 Hey, do you have a second?
00:05:21.140 Can I ask you a question?
00:05:22.100 No.
00:05:22.440 What about Trump?
00:05:23.160 What about this?
00:05:23.700 Sorry.
00:05:24.120 Would you like to have a go?
00:05:25.140 No, take it.
00:05:25.800 You want to go see your president?
00:05:26.960 They didn't want to go.
00:05:27.620 This is like a 100K ticket.
00:05:29.280 Our president.
00:05:30.340 Our president.
00:05:31.520 Donald J. Trump.
00:05:32.400 Can I take it?
00:05:33.320 Just leave the seat over there.
00:05:34.580 Can you say you love Donald Trump?
00:05:36.400 Huh?
00:05:36.820 Can you say that?
00:05:37.400 I love everyone.
00:05:38.300 Of course I love Donald Trump.
00:05:39.260 I love Donald Trump.
00:05:39.740 You're a good Christian.
00:05:40.500 I love everybody.
00:05:41.000 Did you vote for him?
00:05:42.140 Help.
00:05:42.820 Can I ask you a question?
00:05:43.920 Of course.
00:05:44.260 Who are your top three favorite feminists?
00:05:47.360 Kamala is obvious, but she goes way back to me.
00:05:49.860 Feminists, okay.
00:05:50.840 Way back to me.
00:05:52.420 Because my father-in-law actually used to work with her.
00:05:54.800 Yes.
00:05:56.540 Two more feminists.
00:05:58.060 It's hard not to pick the big names because...
00:06:01.860 Gloria.
00:06:03.220 There you go.
00:06:05.500 I'm going to go to the American Fight Club.
00:06:06.960 All right.
00:06:07.320 Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
00:06:08.460 That took you guys a long time.
00:06:09.800 But Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
00:06:11.160 I don't want to choose from.
00:06:12.580 That's fine.
00:06:13.340 What about George Floyd?
00:06:14.260 Who wrote that one?
00:06:14.960 George Floyd.
00:06:15.760 Was George Floyd a feminist?
00:06:17.400 Yes, he was.
00:06:18.420 Maybe he was.
00:06:19.340 He was also killed unjustly, but hey.
00:06:22.600 I think you should have added George Floyd to the list.
00:06:24.800 I'm a male feminist.
00:06:26.120 Yeah, well, that's good.
00:06:27.080 Legal!
00:06:28.120 Legal!
00:06:28.520 Legal!
00:06:29.240 Legal!
00:06:29.480 Legal!
00:06:30.280 Get abortions legal!
00:06:32.380 Get abortions legal!
00:06:37.200 Keep abortions legal!
00:06:39.240 What's happening?
00:06:41.020 What's happening?
00:06:45.020 This really is a great country, isn't it?
00:06:55.340 You allow homosexuals to have a voice.
00:06:58.200 Hey, man.
00:06:58.660 Great to find out.
00:06:59.360 Haven't I met you in person before?
00:07:00.440 No, not yet.
00:07:01.020 Good to meet you.
00:07:01.540 Good to meet you, bro.
00:07:02.160 Haven't I met you before?
00:07:03.020 Yeah.
00:07:03.400 Yeah, why don't we...
00:07:03.980 That's what we did.
00:07:04.640 Yeah, you did the shot.
00:07:05.760 Yeah.
00:07:06.240 What are you expecting to happen today?
00:07:08.040 We've got a lot of weirdo lefties here, man.
00:07:09.900 You know that.
00:07:10.680 Like, it's...
00:07:11.380 This is D.C., man.
00:07:12.640 A lot of weirdos live here.
00:07:14.100 Just to let you know, like, 96% of the people that live here, like, 90% plus, all voted for Kamala.
00:07:19.820 That should tell you something.
00:07:20.320 How can I be fulfilled?
00:07:44.900 I'm asking you because you say you're fulfilled.
00:07:47.520 I follow God.
00:07:48.580 How can I get to God?
00:07:49.620 How can you get to God?
00:07:50.740 Don't do what they're doing.
00:07:52.900 Fuck Trump!
00:07:54.760 Fuck Trump!
00:07:55.520 Fuck the patriarchy!
00:07:58.220 Money can't buy morals!
00:08:00.840 I'm getting a headache in here.
00:08:03.180 This sign says...
00:08:04.620 Everyone over here.
00:08:07.320 Show your blood.
00:08:08.800 Yeah.
00:08:09.540 So your body, our choice.
00:08:11.080 Our choice.
00:08:12.080 So is my body your choice?
00:08:14.320 Yes, because the Supreme Court made my body their choice, so...
00:08:20.560 Can I ask you, how many genders are there?
00:08:22.420 Many.
00:08:24.100 Many.
00:08:25.220 Can I ask you, what do you think about Donald Trump?
00:08:27.780 Fuck Donald Trump.
00:08:28.940 Why?
00:08:29.840 Because he's a sexual assaulter.
00:08:32.220 He is a traitor to the section, Amendment 14, Section 3.
00:08:37.120 And these poor Chinese people, now they think that this is what America's like.
00:08:44.420 Look at the example we're showing to these foreigners.
00:08:46.960 Hey, everybody.
00:08:47.960 Hello.
00:08:48.260 So basically, this lady's following Myron and us around and just snitching that we're
00:08:53.600 doing content.
00:08:54.420 Problem, like, insanity with the liberals.
00:08:56.320 We don't know.
00:08:56.900 Insanity.
00:08:58.220 Insanity.
00:08:58.660 They're going up to people and asking questions like...
00:09:00.660 We have all...
00:09:01.160 Yeah, we're having political discourse.
00:09:03.560 You're being a weirdo.
00:09:04.520 God bless America!
00:09:06.440 Kind of hectic out here, huh?
00:09:07.800 It hurt me.
00:09:08.400 Yeah.
00:09:08.740 Are you used to it?
00:09:10.660 It's like it's all the time in the city, so...
00:09:12.720 How far?
00:09:13.460 How far?
00:09:14.660 This far.
00:09:15.600 The arm's length?
00:09:16.460 Yep, arm's length.
00:09:18.260 Going forward.
00:09:20.200 Don't touch her.
00:09:21.000 Oh, yeah.
00:09:21.760 I only touch her.
00:09:22.140 She can follow you.
00:09:22.960 You can follow her.
00:09:23.740 And myself.
00:09:24.340 This is why they're hiding their faces.
00:09:26.380 At least show your face if you're going to wear that sign.
00:09:31.140 Jesus Christ.
00:09:32.600 Is that the people of the side you're on?
00:09:34.640 Do you agree with this?
00:09:35.660 Yes, it's a problem.
00:09:36.900 Do you agree with that?
00:09:38.120 Dear my love.
00:09:39.720 Oh, my Lord.
00:09:40.900 So God's black.
00:09:42.040 God is absolutely black.
00:09:43.120 It's in the Bible.
00:09:43.600 Can I ask you a question?
00:09:44.600 Hold on, wait a minute.
00:09:45.720 Is it a problem, God being black?
00:09:47.140 God doesn't have a skin color.
00:09:48.860 Is it a problem, God being black?
00:09:50.820 It's not a problem.
00:09:51.640 It's just not what's true.
00:09:52.600 You seemed very disappointed when I said God was black.
00:09:55.000 You turned around.
00:09:55.640 Here we go again.
00:09:56.220 No, because if you believe that...
00:09:58.760 Do you love black people?
00:09:59.660 Wait, then how are blacks discriminated then if God's black?
00:10:02.260 Well, why can't God be black?
00:10:03.480 You seemed so disappointed a second ago.
00:10:05.240 Why would God, the almighty creator, have a skin color?
00:10:08.420 How did you get a skin color?
00:10:10.060 God created us.
00:10:11.080 So God creates skin color, but people, he don't have one.
00:10:14.300 Yeah, God created the trees too.
00:10:15.540 He's not a tree.
00:10:16.260 That's a stupid argument.
00:10:17.460 It's a stupid argument.
00:10:18.140 Yes, just because he created skin doesn't mean he has it.
00:10:20.800 You're saying to not worship and idolize whiteness and not worship everything.
00:10:24.580 You're doing the same thing.
00:10:25.700 I didn't say whiteness.
00:10:26.300 You're embodying the same racist ideology you're trying to...
00:10:30.120 The Arabs, the Africans, the East Indians, all the other nations and people.
00:10:32.060 My people are in everyone's culture because everyone got together and got rich off of exploiting
00:10:37.360 us to make sure we didn't have ours.
00:10:39.160 Legendary spot here.
00:10:40.280 A bunch of crazy white niggas just didn't give a fuck anymore.
00:10:43.760 Crashed that whole spot.
00:10:45.280 This is the J6 building.
00:10:46.800 It's not even the Capitol building anymore.
00:10:49.020 Say I won't J6 right now.
00:10:50.620 You won't.
00:10:51.060 Say I won't J6 right now.
00:10:52.400 Yo, word of my debt I'm going to J6 right now.
00:10:54.740 No, dude, you're not.
00:10:55.540 You only got the outfit on.
00:10:56.200 Right, you're all talking.
00:10:56.660 Half the job is done.
00:10:57.580 You're all talking.
00:10:58.280 Yeah, I'm all...
00:10:58.760 I'm tapping, bro.
00:10:59.460 I'm tapping.
00:11:00.060 All right, Myron wants to get out of here.
00:11:01.640 Thoughts on the day?
00:11:02.360 What'd you think, Myron?
00:11:03.220 It was a good time.
00:11:04.180 It was a good time besides you debating those idiots.
00:11:06.140 It's the first time I've worn a jacket in years.
00:11:07.980 Gotta be honest, DC, I'm not a big fan of your city so far.
00:11:10.740 The architecture is like uninspiring and weird libs.
00:11:16.660 Weather's nice, but it's just...
00:11:19.060 This guy's literally from Sudan.
00:11:21.000 Oh, really?
00:11:21.960 They broke his country in half.
00:11:23.900 Like, his country's so bad.
00:11:25.140 Don't start me...
00:11:26.120 Bro, I'll start roasting you right now, bro.
00:11:27.800 How are you low-tier?
00:11:29.100 Asian and low-tier black.
00:11:30.760 How are you Haitian and Filipino?
00:11:31.780 Bro, you're the lowest-tier Arab that they don't consider you Arab.
00:11:35.140 You're a double L, bro.
00:11:36.500 You're a double L.
00:11:37.540 You're the slave of the Arabs.
00:11:39.440 Your country is cursed, motherfucker.
00:11:40.540 Your country is cursed.
00:11:41.740 You know what country didn't split in half?
00:11:43.440 Haiti.
00:11:43.920 Oh, yeah.
00:11:44.260 You know what?
00:11:44.660 You're a dirty Asian.
00:11:46.040 How are you a nigger Asian?
00:11:47.080 That doesn't make sense.
00:11:47.900 Wait, what does Sudan mean in Arabic?
00:11:51.120 It means dirty Asian.
00:11:52.280 Filipino.
00:11:52.700 It means land of the blacks.
00:11:55.860 Land of the blacks.
00:11:58.120 I love all my Arabs and all the black people.
00:12:00.360 I don't know what this guy...
00:12:01.680 This racist.
00:12:02.240 I know Dave Chappelle talks about D.C. highly, but I've been to a lot of these American cities
00:12:07.260 like Salt Lake, Seattle, Portland with this architecture.
00:12:11.420 What is this?
00:12:12.460 I hate...
00:12:12.920 I don't...
00:12:13.580 You know what?
00:12:14.340 I'm a hater.
00:12:14.860 It's not that bad.
00:12:15.640 The sun's reflecting it nice.
00:12:16.860 But a lot of these American cities besides L.A., Boston, and New York, they kind of just
00:12:20.360 look identical.
00:12:21.640 This could be literally any American city.
00:12:27.980 Nice cut.
00:12:29.160 There we go.
00:12:29.640 There we go.
00:12:32.240 Coke Zero, water's not good enough for you.
00:12:35.340 I do both.
00:12:36.200 Coke Zero is a real naked drink, man.
00:12:37.700 I don't drink alcohol.
00:12:38.740 I don't do drugs.
00:12:39.920 I drink Coke Zero.
00:12:41.060 I am very happy to announce that after three months, I'm finally returning to streaming
00:12:46.360 tomorrow.
00:12:47.420 And the link is at party.com slash sneeko.
00:12:52.140 Baby, welcome to the party.
00:12:53.700 Super cringe.
00:12:54.660 Just save the link.
00:12:55.740 Party.
00:12:56.160 Don't need...
00:12:56.840 Super cringe.
00:12:58.160 Shut the mic.
00:12:59.640 Baby, welcome to the party.
00:13:01.040 I'm off to my...
00:13:02.160 I'm in the league.
00:13:02.960 That's why I'm a retarded.
00:13:04.620 That's why...