SNEAKO - August 29, 2022


The Disgusting Results Of SIDEMEN Tinder...

Hosted by
Nicolas Kenn De Balinthazy
Mentioned
George Twitch Mike Fucking Joshua Tree Jeff Sidemen Tinder Emily Wilson Steven Skye Angela White Sky Bree Jadion Saying Brett Chet Said Drop
When Woke People Try to Think Woke People Get Triggered by Conversation

Episode Stats


Length

28 minutes

Words per minute

191.6

Word count

5,403

Sentence count

160

Harmful content

Misogyny

40

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Toxicity

213

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Hate speech

67

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Summary

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On this episode of The Night Shift, the crew travels to Joshua Tree, California to meet up with two of the biggest Sidemen's Tinder porn stars, Emily Willis and Sky Bree. They talk about their trip, what it's like being a porn star in the porn industry, and much more.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 Okay, now I want to watch the result of Sidemen's Tinder.
00:00:03.560 I'm going to show you why this is a problem.
00:00:05.260 All right, welcome back to The Night Shift, ladies and gentlemen, you're working late
00:00:07.620 and so are we, it's time to clock in.
00:00:09.220 We have been burning the candle at both ends for probably three years now.
00:00:13.920 Most episodes of The Night Shift take place in two to three to four different cities,
00:00:17.140 countries, continents.
00:00:18.520 You can see the veins from screaming into this camera and doing podcasts. 0.71
00:00:22.420 We're going to Joshua Tree today with two of the biggest Sidemen Tinder porn stars. 0.97
00:00:27.600 You guys know them both, Emily Willis and Sky Bree.
00:00:29.840 Look at all the kids watching this, bro 0.99
00:00:33.140 Fucking Joshua Tree 0.99
00:00:37.840 I don't have much of a plan 0.98
00:00:39.080 But I'm sure what happens is gonna be pretty awesome
00:00:41.860 There's this place that's prevalent on the west coast
00:00:43.580 I think it's on the east coast now too
00:00:44.740 It's called Raising Cane's 0.98
00:00:45.840 This cane sauce is fucking magical 0.98
00:00:48.180 So we just stopped 0.99
00:00:49.080 Am I overreacting like this?
00:00:51.340 Do I just sound like a boomer?
00:00:52.540 Can we get a consensus in the chat right now?
00:00:54.600 W or L on putting prawn stars in your videos
00:00:57.740 On YouTube 0.99
00:00:58.720 youtube loves it i don't know why my shit gets age restricted this shit gets on trending 0.99
00:01:03.800 having prawn stars in your video front and center where do you think you're gonna go after watching 1.00
00:01:08.360 this you know damn well youtube but you put it on trending when i talk about some shit that you 0.96
00:01:13.260 don't like that goes against the agenda you age restrict it you demonetize my whole channel 0.96
00:01:18.100 we're gonna try their first ever canes tender 0.99
00:01:23.580 are they doing sexual shit back there i never know what to expect we just met some fans 1.00
00:01:31.920 i tell you this kid was fucking shaking i always ask them if they want to see my tits 1.00
00:01:37.320 and i get them out and i let them hold one in the pictures because they're never going to forget that 1.00
00:01:41.880 i heavily recommend meeting sky in person after this video i might suck your dick too there's a 0.99
00:01:47.920 good possibility this shit is it's just like the bang bus what is the difference between this and 1.00
00:01:54.360 a video literally on i could say it they've already said it on porn hub what's the difference 0.99
00:01:59.240 this is the lead up everybody watching this like all the kids watching they're
00:02:03.620 we stopped because we're getting groceries because we want to get like breakfast foods 0.69
00:02:09.820 and shit like that and we're at target okay so i worked at target for three years i was a huge 0.78
00:02:14.000 fan of no jumper so i spent the last of the money in my bank account on a flight and a hotel he 0.96
00:02:19.260 really likes me and he signed me and i moved here and now you're back at target buying groceries
00:02:23.060 yeah i had adam 22 on my stream and he says that he does a podcast right now um where he he talks
00:02:28.960 to the porn stars and then he films a porno with them afterwards personally not for me that's not
00:02:34.880 how especially like he just had a kid that's not what i want to raise my children with and you know
00:02:39.880 what i ain't gonna lie before finding god and becoming more grounded and more centered in like 0.84
00:02:45.760 what i believe in and what i don't i think that i was like kind of questioning doing some shit 0.73
00:02:49.500 like that too i never fully decided it but it was like maybe i should but no i i don't want to raise
00:02:56.860 my kid with that type of energy i think that's bad i actually just applied to work at target
00:03:03.220 a week ago she loves it that much I like the normalcy of it I think I might be blacklisted
00:03:09.660 you've definitely been blacked okay quick road trip update you've made it two pumps
00:03:14.120 you've definitely been blacked ew man brings the famous windmills 0.93
00:03:20.100 three out of four participants still await we do have one snoozer
00:03:25.280 it's going pretty good so far Mike's been telling us a lot of funny stories he read us a chapter
00:03:32.220 from his was that your the new book you're writing it was very very interesting it was about you
00:03:37.380 getting head underwater from emily right here all right we got to the house in joshua tree show him
00:03:44.040 like kind of the setting a little bit just desert there's literally just nothing for miles and miles
00:03:49.480 and miles first of all yeah this guy welcomes you i don't know if that's supposed to welcome you or
00:03:53.400 scare you it kind of scares me a little bit this is what like a joshua tree retreat kind of looks
00:03:56.800 like it's very calm and peaceful there's water listen dude tell me this isn't dope
00:04:01.360 oh a little license plate bro it's cool there's nothing nowhere around this really
00:04:08.100 somewhere one of these yo how old is um is mike maglack doing this stuff i get 25 26
00:04:18.880 at a certain age just like raise a family man what do you like still you're doing oh yeah he
00:04:25.580 definitely gets like black places around us it's like the hills have eyes people someone has like 0.99
00:04:31.020 a daughter in the fucking basement exactly exactly like the product of a nuclear test by the u.s 0.98
00:04:36.020 military like some 56 years ago and they have like four fucking these are people i don't think 0.99
00:04:41.020 they're bad people they're having fun with life and everything but this is the result of a life 0.95
00:04:44.660 where you're just chasing dopamine when you're just looking for clout when you're just looking 0.98
00:04:49.080 for money when you're just looking for cheap sex with people like devoid of anything meaningful 0.95
00:04:54.120 that's when you date a porn star that's when you don't even care about the stuff you put on camera 0.94
00:04:59.760 everything is just about money numbers the next thing and there's no love there's no god this is
00:05:06.780 the result which they're having fun but eventually it doesn't it's not sustainable it's not sustainable
00:05:13.580 how old is he he's 37
00:05:15.040 guys we just did that sidemen tinder video 25 million views on it last time i 25 million
00:05:27.580 25 million on the sidemen tinder video 25 million kids saw that and then figured out about all these
00:05:37.240 porn stars that they didn't know before what have your guys inbox has been like a lot of british
00:05:42.920 Guys and they use a lot of slang. I don't know what it means like they say fit a lot like you're very fit
00:05:47.940 Have any of them said paying?
00:05:49.940 A lot they comment on my Instagrams that what happened to you guys?
00:05:53.640 Oh, I pages in like the weeks after
00:05:57.860 There you go
00:05:59.280 What did I say?
00:06:01.280 She had the best month of her career because of sidemen. Do you see how much traffic they're funneling to hoes? 1.00
00:06:09.600 That make men sadder
00:06:11.600 Only fans is the most detrimental thing to the minds of young men today and look because of Sidemen tinder 1.00
00:06:18.220 She had her best month ever
00:06:21.620 Which means as a result all those people that signed up
00:06:25.220 Had the worst month ever man bumblecloth bro bumblecloth 0.79
00:06:32.620 She made a million a month because of Sidemen 1.00
00:06:34.780 This is what they do with their platform
00:06:37.760 This is what you do when you get a bunch of money
00:06:40.020 And you just chase numbers
00:06:41.260 It was like unmanageable
00:06:42.700 I could not manage my own fans
00:06:45.620 It was wild
00:06:46.540 And it's all Brits right
00:06:47.880 Everybody from the side man
00:06:50.800 People that wanted to see more
00:06:52.960 You see 0.99
00:06:54.960 Exactly what the fuck 1.00
00:06:58.020 I said man 0.99
00:06:59.040 People that wanted to see more
00:07:02.360 this is not a good thing
00:07:05.380 why does Mike at any point
00:07:07.820 think that this is good
00:07:08.960 how did the sidemen not sit down 1.00
00:07:11.480 and think about the effect that this would have
00:07:13.420 yes they would cash out 1.00
00:07:14.780 yes those fucking whores would cash out 1.00
00:07:17.000 but what did you think 1.00
00:07:18.100 did you ever think about your audience 1.00
00:07:19.840 you call my shit 1.00
00:07:22.180 you call an entrepreneurship course 1.00
00:07:24.380 a creativity kit
00:07:25.340 a pyramid scheme
00:07:26.540 while you're telling your audience
00:07:30.480 to spend money on nothing, on a nut.
00:07:37.120 I'll just stand over here.
00:07:38.160 No, y'all do your, y'all do your thing.
00:07:39.480 I'll be over here.
00:07:40.040 It was meant to be.
00:07:41.840 Thanks, Mike. 1.00
00:07:42.720 If you could have sex with any member of the Sidemen, 1.00
00:07:47.000 who would it be? 1.00
00:07:48.360 George.
00:07:49.040 Okay, so George is actually not a member of the Sidemen.
00:07:51.480 What is it about George that makes you so hot and bothered?
00:07:54.120 He's cute and he has a nice beard.
00:07:55.560 He does.
00:07:55.940 George has a really nice beard.
00:07:57.020 Shout out, George.
00:07:57.820 And shout out to George's girlfriend as well. 0.99
00:07:59.360 oh fuck i take it back nevermind whatever i'm gonna say either ksi or logan i hadn't ever met 0.98
00:08:07.080 ksi in like real life and then i saw him and i was like oh yeah and right now you're thinking 0.99
00:08:13.660 you know how many guys are thinking oh my god they're so hot like yeah they're attractive but 0.98
00:08:17.120 bro they have lip fillers they got and they're devoid of any personality you know what the
00:08:22.800 personality is yeah i think that's good that's kind of cute that's hot do you think they're
00:08:28.600 going to say anything interesting do you think they're going to say anything funny on their own 0.99
00:08:32.120 are they just going to react to what the fuck you said are they just going to respond to what's 1.00
00:08:35.500 happening they have no personality they're just there bubbly taking all their attention high off 1.00
00:08:42.840 of clout high off of attention this giant smile with the giant is the result of men getting sadder 0.89
00:08:51.800 that's why they look this fucking happy and Meribod you said yo you just gave me a third of 0.80
00:08:57.160 your money like tips for college you're asking too many questions and don't give all your money 0.98
00:09:00.780 to me what are you doing bro that was perfect the fucking break uh so many think about how many kids 0.99
00:09:05.240 just got manipulated by if i buy that maybe i'll get them to go to the bedroom too they sound hot 0.99
00:09:10.020 just break it down separate the visual aspect men you're visual you see that and you get tricked 1.00
00:09:16.800 it's a demonic trick that they play they're fucking succubi succubuses what's the fucking word 0.99
00:09:22.000 listen to what they're saying 1.00
00:09:24.080 one more time
00:09:25.420 it's still on we're leaving to the bedroom
00:09:28.380 right now
00:09:29.140 they sound like kids
00:09:31.960 they sound like that reminded
00:09:34.420 me of being in art
00:09:36.420 class in 7th grade we're going to
00:09:38.360 the thing right now 1.00
00:09:39.140 like a pouty little dumbass 1.00
00:09:42.540 kid they don't have to mature 1.00
00:09:44.380 they act like kids
00:09:45.900 they just
00:09:46.760 they gravitate towards a man who's going to provide for them
00:09:50.560 and now all of you are providing for them so they never have to mature they never have to
00:09:56.140 develop a personality because you're all their dads they just run around like little girls 0.97
00:10:01.420 until they're fucking 38 cashing out on you providing for them they're benefiting off of 0.99
00:10:09.500 the natural parts of a relationship a male providing for a female but on thousands and 0.98
00:10:13.820 literally no millions of men and you don't get anything in return the only thing you get in
00:10:19.460 turn as a nut through your screen but you get none of the nurturing none of the female nature 1.00
00:10:24.060 none of the compassion none of that they just cash out on you get happier and dumber 1.00
00:10:29.280 and you get broker and sadder that was perfect the fucking brand deal's done went to the grocery 1.00
00:10:36.680 store it's me you two hot chicks and a fucking ranch in the middle of the mountains let's figure 1.00
00:10:42.040 What do we got here looks like we got plenty of room for the whole posse here, and you're one employee 1.00
00:10:56.920 The fuck are you doing here man, don't be a hater you need me here come on 0.99
00:11:02.500 There ain't enough room 1.00
00:11:04.420 For the both of us
00:11:12.040 We're doing a dramatic scene.
00:11:14.340 Don't make noise.
00:11:14.880 Let us do the scene.
00:11:15.960 Out here, we do things a little bit different.
00:11:19.620 Bro, the noise. 1.00
00:11:21.920 Get the fuck out. 1.00
00:11:23.400 Get the fuck out. 1.00
00:11:25.220 And go from this side. 1.00
00:11:26.100 Get my good eye.
00:11:26.940 Go on this side.
00:11:27.480 Out here, we do things a little different.
00:11:31.040 Eye for an eye type stuff.
00:11:35.040 Too far.
00:11:36.640 Chet, you laughing?
00:11:37.720 I'm not trying to...
00:11:40.040 Really?
00:11:40.800 Yeah, that's too far.
00:11:41.800 i'm sorry how is this gonna cut into the uh sex toy integration 0.90
00:11:44.860 these two steer clear okay buddy hi i'm jeff hi hi nice to meet you oh my god what are you doing 1.00
00:11:56.400 you know when adam22 was on my stream he said that this bitch fucking ate his ass like i know 1.00
00:12:01.400 sorry for i think uh emily emily willis he said yeah emily willis ate my ass and i'm like bro 1.00
00:12:07.980 Think about all the fucking 12 year olds watching side 0.99
00:12:09.900 Mentator beating their meat to him 1.00
00:12:11.360 Look at all the chats saying cringe
00:12:13.880 L no I'm gonna I want to finish this blog
00:12:15.800 I want to finish this vlog I want to keep watching
00:12:18.000 But yeah this is
00:12:19.760 Think about it every time next time you go like beat 1.00
00:12:21.860 Your meat remember that this bitch fucking 1.00
00:12:23.420 Licked Adam 22's asshole and he 1.00
00:12:25.900 Said it on my stream I'm not even trying to 1.00
00:12:27.800 But that's just the truth bro
00:12:29.400 I kind of do like what Mike does
00:12:33.480 Only uh
00:12:34.720 A little better
00:12:36.060 are you my new stepbrother
00:12:37.260 you can do that
00:12:39.200 I'm going to be spending the night here if that's okay
00:12:41.340 it's more than okay 1.00
00:12:42.720 stepbrother yeah this shit 0.99
00:12:45.080 this is gross and dude saying you're kind of 1.00
00:12:48.000 promoting it too right now no I'm not 1.00
00:12:49.700 if you were that dumb to watch this 1.00
00:12:51.840 and still fucking whack off to them 1.00
00:12:54.060 then that's all you 1.00
00:12:55.260 I'm trying to wake you up to this this is a vlog
00:12:57.620 it just was posted it has 200,000 views
00:12:59.420 I got 12,000 viewers in this right now
00:13:01.440 I'm trying to wake people up to this 1.00
00:13:03.040 if you go watch this and you're dumb 1.00
00:13:05.140 and weak enough to still pay for them you're lost it's as simple as just not putting your hand on 1.00
00:13:10.560 your fucking weenie i gotta touch my pp every night before you sleep just don't do it the 1.00
00:13:16.440 fuck is wrong with you it's so easy to stop and you'll feel better when you do i did i don't want 1.00
00:13:22.140 i never watch pran anymore because every time i finished well when i did when i finished watching 1.00
00:13:26.740 a video you just feel just drained there's no energy you don't want to look anyone in the eye
00:13:31.380 You're like, oh, how are you?
00:13:34.040 Can I get some, can I get a sandwich?
00:13:35.920 Yeah, that's good to see you.
00:13:37.520 Yeah, I was just, I was watching the video.
00:13:39.960 It's nothing going on.
00:13:40.960 How you been?
00:13:41.640 Yeah, no confidence, low energy.
00:13:45.340 That's why I stopped. 1.00
00:13:46.800 But if you're dumb enough to watch this shit after watching this stream, that's on you. 1.00
00:13:51.540 Wow, you're a great actor. 1.00
00:13:54.880 I said this is a vlog.
00:13:58.380 No more, no more skits.
00:13:59.760 All jokes aside, I do want you to meet one last person.
00:14:02.160 Steven, have you met them yet?
00:14:05.480 Yeah, no, I met her.
00:14:07.520 Do you know her name?
00:14:09.240 I don't think so.
00:14:10.260 I actually do know Emily, but I have never met her.
00:14:12.840 Sky.
00:14:14.460 Nice to meet you.
00:14:15.840 Now you tell her your name.
00:14:17.440 I'm Steven.
00:14:19.940 He's limping right now. Disgusting behavior. 0.96
00:14:22.080 He's like, oh my God, she's so hot. She's out of my league. 1.00
00:14:24.180 Do you want to shake your hand?
00:14:25.060 Yeah, I would love to.
00:14:25.940 Do you want a hug?
00:14:27.700 I'm a hugger.
00:14:29.760 this is their fan base
00:14:33.540 this is every 1.00
00:14:34.080 and look at her fucking 1.00
00:14:34.820 can't even take these bitches seriously anymore 1.00
00:14:39.320 oh my god 1.00
00:14:45.060 you're gonna do me the honor of showing me your boobies 1.00
00:14:47.720 fucking idiot 1.00
00:14:49.420 bro don't be like this guy 1.00
00:14:50.720 wow
00:14:51.660 jeff i'm very glad you
00:14:53.500 wow
00:14:54.460 keep it together i see your boner 0.53
00:14:59.040 I don't have any dinner.
00:15:01.040 Jeff brought these Roman candles and
00:15:07.040 I
00:15:09.040 told him he couldn't launch them off
00:15:11.040 because I thought the cops would come and
00:15:13.040 they're so old he lit it off and I was just
00:15:15.040 like
00:15:17.040 it's like
00:15:19.040 ten years old. We were all laughing but we
00:15:21.040 didn't realize is that he was shooting it directly
00:15:23.040 into an entire
00:15:25.040 propane tank.
00:15:27.040 We were shooting out of propane
00:15:28.780 You just said that 0.99
00:15:30.100 Are you fucking serious? 0.99
00:15:32.220 Why are you leaving so early? 0.99
00:15:33.280 Did Jeff or one of his cronies
00:15:34.940 Try to talk to you or something?
00:15:39.360 What should I say?
00:15:41.780 Just tell the truth
00:15:43.940 Skye's leaving 0.99
00:15:47.420 Skye's fucking leaving 1.00
00:15:49.480 She has a shoot with Angela White 1.00
00:15:51.960 She's my favorite porn star 1.00
00:15:53.220 So I can't turn her down
00:15:54.300 Oh wait hold on a sec
00:15:54.920 You have an eyelash right here
00:15:56.140 Make a wish
00:15:57.680 Who are you talking to
00:16:00.480 Alright it's just 0.99
00:16:02.260 The fucking early morning business call 0.99
00:16:04.160 Monday morning get up get the bread 1.00
00:16:05.720 Who watches these vlogs
00:16:08.440 Who likes this type of content
00:16:09.620 I'll sometimes listen to their podcast stuff like that
00:16:12.260 I've never watched a vlog
00:16:13.140 Let me talk to her for a sec 1.00
00:16:15.220 Let's speed it up 1.00
00:16:17.760 Speed this shit up 1.00
00:16:19.760 Garbage 1.00
00:16:21.300 fucking gender switch hey hey miss barber yeah this is miss barber miss barber i gotta say i'm 0.99
00:16:32.820 a huge fan of your son he's a good kid thanks i'm not i probably should have told you this last night 0.99
00:16:39.360 sky dude she goes who's the one kidding jeff screw with the fucking kind of the mullet i go 1.00
00:16:43.900 that's hot jeff man i know he's a looker right she goes no no not him the fucking 1.00
00:16:47.680 I'm all it's out here, bro. I go bro 1.00
00:16:55.120 What do you even
00:16:57.260 By the way really catch on them. These are my favorite treats from the store. They're just straight sugar cookies, dude
00:17:08.000 Listen, I don't think I could show you in that bathing suit unless we're next to the pool
00:17:10.860 Hey, I've news as you guys know earlier this morning. We lost a member of this crew
00:17:14.860 she went to shoot a scene with angela white i have found a replacement girl uh her name is 0.81
00:17:19.660 sophia and i think she's gonna fit right in with this squad you know what i love about this one 0.58
00:17:25.160 right here she's just like hanging out with the boys right emily i do like hanging with the boys
00:17:29.060 i don't even think you meant it see that i'm gonna i want to watch the rest of this video
00:17:32.600 just to prove to you that even though you might get distracted visually by these thoughts they
00:17:36.360 have nothing to say what did she just say and you might think that she was at but like this is what
00:17:40.640 bad she's just like hanging out with the boys ready ready that's it that's it she's not gonna
00:17:47.520 say i promise you the rest of this video none of these thoughts are gonna say anything unique
00:17:53.000 funny or interesting i guarantee you they're not capable of it all they're gonna do is react to
00:18:01.400 what the other guys are all the other guys feeding her attention and just stroking her ego
00:18:05.120 that's all she's gonna do just react respond turn it into something that would be no what else you 0.98
00:18:10.460 What do you do with the boys, huh?
00:18:12.460 I did not. I get gangbang.
00:18:14.460 I get gangbang.
00:18:16.460 Cause I like hanging out with the boys.
00:18:19.460 Yeah, I like literally step bro get bang gang.
00:18:22.460 Yo, that's the thing that Jeff shot the roman candles at last night.
00:18:26.460 I was talking about before.
00:18:27.460 Literally had no idea it was there. 0.99
00:18:28.460 I was just aiming a roman candle directly at a fucking propane canister. 0.99
00:18:31.460 Almost vaporized all of us immediately. 0.99
00:18:32.460 We would have been covered on speed next upcoming stream.
00:18:34.460 Oh my god chat. Oh my god chat.
00:18:36.460 Oh my god chat. Look at this shit chat. 1.00
00:18:38.460 Drop that in the chat chat. 1.00
00:18:39.460 another copy and paste girl with the same exact lip fillers and everything like yes
00:18:48.740 objectively she's attractive based on the algorithm you've seen on instagram and everything 1.00
00:18:53.580 but like what do you think she has up here and like what do you think that she has to say 0.96
00:18:59.440 my little doggy poo all these girls have a little dog bro i swear to god all strippers every bottle 1.00
00:19:07.060 girl has a dog just like this verify that if you ever messed around with the stripper or bottle 0.90
00:19:11.920 girl and only fans thought don't they all have this little dog to keep them company 1.00
00:19:15.040 how are you good to see you welcome in the house let's introduce you to everybody okay we got
00:19:24.100 nothing planned and anything can happen the house is stay focused chat stay focused nope
00:19:29.800 nope i want to train you to stop simping for these girls stop giving them your energy and time i know 1.00
00:19:37.020 that she she's hot i'm not even gonna lie to you but but stay focused cameras because we're
00:19:44.260 shooting this big brother style uh blooming peas or poops and anything we're gonna stick
00:19:46.980 them in a small cannon and shoot them into space no jeff's barbershop is the best pomade in the
00:19:50.460 biz i know you guys don't hear a lot of stuff about this mike has no hair remember even though
00:19:53.920 she's hot she will never care about you she has nothing unique to say she's gonna be washed up 1.00
00:20:00.580 when she's 36 she's gonna regret doing a lot of these porn videos and if she has kids they're 0.99
00:20:06.700 gonna be made fun of for what she's done not trying to shame her that's just the truth that's
00:20:11.800 what happens now to these only fans moms it was just in the pool so it's a little messy right now
00:20:16.200 but you get the idea it's quality stuff
00:20:18.620 it's an embarrassing jump i didn't care i think there's rain i think there's a storm coming in 0.99
00:20:28.540 storm a-brewin yo don't do that bro what are you doing what are they fucking cannibals 1.00
00:20:35.160 10 push-ups real quick chat while we watch these this haram behavior let's do 10 push-ups real 0.98
00:20:40.400 quick while we get it now yeah dude literally goldfish goldfish yeah i saw this yesterday 0.85
00:20:46.200 they were eating it it's a crime i think that's assisted fucking cannibalism there's something 0.96
00:20:51.920 going on in society nowadays the tiktokification of america you have to be able to cook a little 0.99
00:20:56.620 bit even the slightest amount drop a burger on the fucking grill say you get an airbnb with your 0.96
00:20:59.880 friends oh we'll grill out we'll grill out we'll have a good time what that means is one person 1.00
00:21:03.000 Well, the rest of the people look at their fucking phones and do absolutely fucking nothing walk around in fucking circles with the dog 1.00
00:21:08.120 Following them around come back out here fuck these people the meats already been seasoned dogs are ready to go on the grill 1.00
00:21:12.120 The kibabs are ready. Hey, why don't you try cooking up those burgers? 1.00
00:21:14.280 It looks like they're 10 out of 10 right now. See fucking way to call these bad boys a fucking 10 out of 10 0.99
00:21:19.000 That's who we will. Let's review this one. Oh, here we go. That was a sponsor again 1.00
00:21:22.920 We gotta cook the sponsors. Look at that. You got the burgers up, farm-made inside the burger
00:21:26.440 Now this baby's an 11 out of 10 right here. We are leaving Joshua Tree
00:21:29.720 This is gonna feel like a very abrupt transition
00:21:31.720 uh long story short there is a problem back in la david and i had to pack our shit and get the 0.89
00:21:35.560 fuck out of joshua tree in a hurry and get back to los angeles it's not really an emergency so 0.90
00:21:39.360 you guys don't have to worry you don't have to start a go fund me or anything like that like 0.99
00:21:42.180 we're good we had a lot of fun with the girls obviously the really fun stuff we can't show you
00:21:45.560 on the blog people keep asking me by the way why i don't start yeah we can't show you we had a lot 0.99
00:21:48.800 of fun stuff with a girl basically i got my dick wet and you didn't and you just watched me go sit 0.99
00:21:54.740 here and i'm 37 and i literally like like don't even do barbecue with the boys like full send 0.99
00:22:01.520 I'm like, no, because really, no, it's great.
00:22:03.160 We've got to go back to L.A., and then we're going to go to Miami.
00:22:05.260 And, like, no, that's really how you, like, do it.
00:22:07.480 And, yeah, that's the thing about that. 0.98
00:22:09.420 Like, we're going back in the car, and let's go buy this sex toy.
00:22:12.420 And then, yeah, how much money do you make up to the OnlyFans? 0.75
00:22:14.540 Like, literally, that's, like, so much money, dude.
00:22:16.360 And if you really check it out, you know,
00:22:18.040 Sideman Tinder is, like, a really good thing if you think about it. 0.93
00:22:20.060 Right now, my dick's not on the Internet. 0.97
00:22:21.720 You know what I'm saying? 0.99
00:22:22.120 I haven't fucked anyone on the Internet. 0.53
00:22:23.460 There's no videos, I don't think, at least. 0.87
00:22:25.360 How did I end up here? 0.98
00:22:26.040 Anyways, we're going back to LA and then I'm gonna figure out the rest of this fucking vlog. Holy shit. It is carnage 1.00
00:22:32.220 There's this place in San Diego Imperial Beach called swag you San Diego is five hours driving distance in traffic from Los Angeles 0.99
00:22:38.300 Why the fuck would anyone ever go there? 0.97
00:22:39.560 We took a road trip down here 0.99
00:22:40.600 We're literally like on the border and evidently right now
00:22:42.540 There's like an entire like wild wild like cartel violence going on so the borders closed to Americans
00:22:46.960 But here we are because we had to do it right this place swag you was complicated. Basically. They use a five wagyu
00:22:51.760 this is a 20 dollar cheeseburger right here yeah now jadeon's in the chat jadeon man
00:22:58.440 you have like emily whatever the fuck on on your stream but adam 22 came on stream and said that 0.98
00:23:03.920 she fucking ate his ass out you should not be promoting that at least if you're going to be on 0.99
00:23:08.000 with her try to tell your chat to stay focused and to not go invest their money into her invest 1.00
00:23:12.880 their money to something proper that's going to help them out in the future if you just have them 0.97
00:23:17.400 on here and like what all the fucking other male streamers do when they have a porn star and only 0.99
00:23:21.000 fans girl on their stream they just go can i touch your boobie i love you i'll do anything for you 1.00
00:23:27.340 you fucking idiots at least with me when i did the aiden ross e-date with uh the hot tub bitch 1.00
00:23:31.320 i was like yeah you're an only fans i couldn't date you and she still put me on to the next 1.00
00:23:36.120 rounds i didn't simp and you saw how far i got in that stream and at the end when she kicked me 0.99
00:23:40.620 she kicked me out because she said i wasn't making enough money i was just like bye only fans girl 0.96
00:23:44.780 trying to show my audience that i'm never gonna fall for these fucking thoughts just because 0.97
00:23:49.660 you're famous and have a lot of money and you're objectively attractive because you have a lot of 1.00
00:23:53.220 lights and fake tits and fake ass and fake hair and fake everything and a fake personality doesn't 1.00
00:23:58.320 mean i'm ever gonna sit for you bitch i'm better than you what you do online is just show your body 1.00
00:24:03.520 i'm here talking to people cracking jokes you're just like why do i have to go and fucking sit for 1.00
00:24:09.220 you what the fuck do you offer nothing the copy and paste personality all these other bitches have 1.00
00:24:14.900 so jadea when you have her on your stream i see you in the chat right now tell all those boys that 1.00
00:24:19.700 watch you to stay focused it makes them sadder it makes them weaker it makes them worse 1.00
00:24:26.840 look at this fucking idiot in the chat right now you're just jealous little bro 1.00
00:24:31.500 are you fucking kidding me adam 22 was on my stream and said she ate his ass 1.00
00:24:35.460 that's disgusting how the fuck would i ever talk to her if i ever had a conversation with her i'd 1.00
00:24:42.640 think oh shit don't breathe near me i don't want no jumper ass breath on my fucking face 1.00
00:24:48.160 i don't want to get monkey pops from this hole fuck you talking about bro 1.00
00:24:53.500 that shit is fucking disgusting man i i really don't see how you could defend that behavior 1.00
00:24:59.020 that's just gonna piss people off right there i mean it's an expensive burger you're paying for 1.00
00:25:05.240 the quality of the beef so two of these a5 patties two slices of american cheese you can
00:25:08.880 see the butter on the brioche bun here's gonna be the part that makes this tricky for me
00:25:12.620 House-made bread and butter pickles not dill bread and butter is better stop
00:25:17.360 You can get disqualified right now. Everybody knows. I'm a very big deal pickle fan
00:25:20.540 It's also got a house-made sauce on it. I mean here we go. Three two one
00:25:25.040 Other than the meat the most important part of a burger is the bun
00:25:28.180 I think that if you're gonna do a burger you have to do it on a potato bun. I love potato buns
00:25:31.520 This is on a brioche potato buns a little saltier
00:25:33.380 Qualify yourself. What do you what do you do for a living?
00:25:34.760 I'm a chef and I own donut shops in restaurants
00:25:36.680 Brioche is sweet so it takes away from the flavor of the burger and honestly you're right a dill pickle would have been 0.92
00:25:40.060 Not fucking take over the entire 0.90
00:25:42.140 Jadion's calling 0.99
00:25:43.140 Bro, did you see how you have 1.00
00:25:50.420 No consistency in the shit you're talking about 0.99
00:25:52.080 You're just saying Twitch respond because they're showing 1.00
00:25:54.060 Kid, they're promoting porn to kids
00:25:56.020 But in here, you're about to have Emily Willis 0.99
00:25:58.180 A porn star on your stream, what's the difference?
00:26:00.180 It's either you're against promoting porn or you're
00:26:01.980 For it
00:26:03.200 Alright, so how do you 1.00
00:26:10.020 expect me to take your shit seriously. You're telling me to 1.00
00:26:11.980 like go Twitch respond and you're trying to start a
00:26:13.940 movement against Twitch for what they're promoting. You're
00:26:15.880 promoting the same shit. 1.00
00:26:21.420 Brett wants me. 1.00
00:26:25.100 Okay, so are
00:26:25.980 you serious about this movement, about Twitch taking this
00:26:27.940 seriously or are you just going to meme it?
00:26:31.420 L plus
00:26:32.000 ratio.
00:26:33.740 Alright.
00:26:40.020 Okay 1.00
00:26:42.420 That shit is hypocritical 1.00
00:26:53.300 I know he's in here trolling but 1.00
00:26:54.520 You should be able to have to stand on some shit 0.99
00:26:57.800 You should have some consistency 1.00
00:26:59.500 That shit makes no fucking sense 1.00
00:27:01.120 We just watched that video 1.00
00:27:02.700 And I'm gonna put it right now for the clip that's gonna go up
00:27:04.760 We were just watching the Dion's video
00:27:06.440 Saying that Twitch is sexist
00:27:07.960 Live on stream
00:27:08.720 about how they were showing a girl getting slapped up on stream.
00:27:12.400 And then when I'd say that, okay, you're doing the same thing
00:27:14.760 by having a prime star in your stream.
00:27:17.040 How is that consistent at all, bro? 0.99
00:27:20.360 That shit makes absolutely no sense. 0.99
00:27:22.760 And then there's some kids that you're like, he's trolling. 1.00
00:27:26.160 Okay, but I wasn't here saying, yo, GDN, we support you.
00:27:29.300 We support you.
00:27:29.840 We support your movement. 1.00
00:27:31.400 That shit makes absolutely no sense. 1.00
00:27:35.520 I couldn't believe it. 1.00
00:27:36.700 you could actually see everything that was happening so i quote tweeted it and i said
00:27:41.360 and i'm still banned a little jab at twitch but a joke nonetheless consistency and deon's smarter
00:27:47.380 than that i know like he's gonna see the hypocrisy in that eventually probably not on the stream
00:27:51.360 right now but that's what happens when you get too sucked into the youtube bubble you like it's
00:27:57.320 like when you get called out on your hypocrisy you're like oh i'm just trolling just a memer 1.00
00:28:02.380 you gotta stand for some shit 1.00
00:28:05.080 that's it 1.00
00:28:11.340 this is your job