SNEAKO - August 29, 2022
The Disgusting Results Of SIDEMEN Tinder...
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Summary
On this episode of The Night Shift, the crew travels to Joshua Tree, California to meet up with two of the biggest Sidemen's Tinder porn stars, Emily Willis and Sky Bree. They talk about their trip, what it's like being a porn star in the porn industry, and much more.
Transcript
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Okay, now I want to watch the result of Sidemen's Tinder.
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All right, welcome back to The Night Shift, ladies and gentlemen, you're working late
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We have been burning the candle at both ends for probably three years now.
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Most episodes of The Night Shift take place in two to three to four different cities,
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You can see the veins from screaming into this camera and doing podcasts.
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We're going to Joshua Tree today with two of the biggest Sidemen Tinder porn stars.
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You guys know them both, Emily Willis and Sky Bree.
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But I'm sure what happens is gonna be pretty awesome
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There's this place that's prevalent on the west coast
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youtube loves it i don't know why my shit gets age restricted this shit gets on trending
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having prawn stars in your video front and center where do you think you're gonna go after watching
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this you know damn well youtube but you put it on trending when i talk about some shit that you
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don't like that goes against the agenda you age restrict it you demonetize my whole channel
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are they doing sexual shit back there i never know what to expect we just met some fans
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i tell you this kid was fucking shaking i always ask them if they want to see my tits
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and i get them out and i let them hold one in the pictures because they're never going to forget that
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i heavily recommend meeting sky in person after this video i might suck your dick too there's a
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good possibility this shit is it's just like the bang bus what is the difference between this and
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a video literally on i could say it they've already said it on porn hub what's the difference
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this is the lead up everybody watching this like all the kids watching they're
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we stopped because we're getting groceries because we want to get like breakfast foods
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and shit like that and we're at target okay so i worked at target for three years i was a huge
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fan of no jumper so i spent the last of the money in my bank account on a flight and a hotel he
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really likes me and he signed me and i moved here and now you're back at target buying groceries
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yeah i had adam 22 on my stream and he says that he does a podcast right now um where he he talks
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to the porn stars and then he films a porno with them afterwards personally not for me that's not
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how especially like he just had a kid that's not what i want to raise my children with and you know
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what i ain't gonna lie before finding god and becoming more grounded and more centered in like
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what i believe in and what i don't i think that i was like kind of questioning doing some shit
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like that too i never fully decided it but it was like maybe i should but no i i don't want to raise
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my kid with that type of energy i think that's bad i actually just applied to work at target
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a week ago she loves it that much I like the normalcy of it I think I might be blacklisted
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you've definitely been blacked okay quick road trip update you've made it two pumps
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you've definitely been blacked ew man brings the famous windmills
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three out of four participants still await we do have one snoozer
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it's going pretty good so far Mike's been telling us a lot of funny stories he read us a chapter
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from his was that your the new book you're writing it was very very interesting it was about you
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getting head underwater from emily right here all right we got to the house in joshua tree show him
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like kind of the setting a little bit just desert there's literally just nothing for miles and miles
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and miles first of all yeah this guy welcomes you i don't know if that's supposed to welcome you or
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scare you it kind of scares me a little bit this is what like a joshua tree retreat kind of looks
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like it's very calm and peaceful there's water listen dude tell me this isn't dope
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oh a little license plate bro it's cool there's nothing nowhere around this really
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somewhere one of these yo how old is um is mike maglack doing this stuff i get 25 26
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at a certain age just like raise a family man what do you like still you're doing oh yeah he
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definitely gets like black places around us it's like the hills have eyes people someone has like
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a daughter in the fucking basement exactly exactly like the product of a nuclear test by the u.s
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military like some 56 years ago and they have like four fucking these are people i don't think
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they're bad people they're having fun with life and everything but this is the result of a life
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where you're just chasing dopamine when you're just looking for clout when you're just looking
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for money when you're just looking for cheap sex with people like devoid of anything meaningful
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that's when you date a porn star that's when you don't even care about the stuff you put on camera
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everything is just about money numbers the next thing and there's no love there's no god this is
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the result which they're having fun but eventually it doesn't it's not sustainable it's not sustainable
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guys we just did that sidemen tinder video 25 million views on it last time i 25 million
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25 million on the sidemen tinder video 25 million kids saw that and then figured out about all these
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porn stars that they didn't know before what have your guys inbox has been like a lot of british
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Guys and they use a lot of slang. I don't know what it means like they say fit a lot like you're very fit
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A lot they comment on my Instagrams that what happened to you guys?
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She had the best month of her career because of sidemen. Do you see how much traffic they're funneling to hoes?
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Only fans is the most detrimental thing to the minds of young men today and look because of Sidemen tinder
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Which means as a result all those people that signed up
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Had the worst month ever man bumblecloth bro bumblecloth
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This is what you do when you get a bunch of money
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and think about the effect that this would have
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If you could have sex with any member of the Sidemen,
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Okay, so George is actually not a member of the Sidemen.
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What is it about George that makes you so hot and bothered?
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oh fuck i take it back nevermind whatever i'm gonna say either ksi or logan i hadn't ever met
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ksi in like real life and then i saw him and i was like oh yeah and right now you're thinking
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you know how many guys are thinking oh my god they're so hot like yeah they're attractive but
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bro they have lip fillers they got and they're devoid of any personality you know what the
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personality is yeah i think that's good that's kind of cute that's hot do you think they're
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going to say anything interesting do you think they're going to say anything funny on their own
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are they just going to react to what the fuck you said are they just going to respond to what's
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happening they have no personality they're just there bubbly taking all their attention high off
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of clout high off of attention this giant smile with the giant is the result of men getting sadder
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that's why they look this fucking happy and Meribod you said yo you just gave me a third of
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your money like tips for college you're asking too many questions and don't give all your money
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to me what are you doing bro that was perfect the fucking break uh so many think about how many kids
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just got manipulated by if i buy that maybe i'll get them to go to the bedroom too they sound hot
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just break it down separate the visual aspect men you're visual you see that and you get tricked
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it's a demonic trick that they play they're fucking succubi succubuses what's the fucking word
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they gravitate towards a man who's going to provide for them
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and now all of you are providing for them so they never have to mature they never have to
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develop a personality because you're all their dads they just run around like little girls
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until they're fucking 38 cashing out on you providing for them they're benefiting off of
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the natural parts of a relationship a male providing for a female but on thousands and
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literally no millions of men and you don't get anything in return the only thing you get in
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turn as a nut through your screen but you get none of the nurturing none of the female nature
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none of the compassion none of that they just cash out on you get happier and dumber
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and you get broker and sadder that was perfect the fucking brand deal's done went to the grocery
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store it's me you two hot chicks and a fucking ranch in the middle of the mountains let's figure
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What do we got here looks like we got plenty of room for the whole posse here, and you're one employee
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The fuck are you doing here man, don't be a hater you need me here come on
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i'm sorry how is this gonna cut into the uh sex toy integration
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these two steer clear okay buddy hi i'm jeff hi hi nice to meet you oh my god what are you doing
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you know when adam22 was on my stream he said that this bitch fucking ate his ass like i know
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sorry for i think uh emily emily willis he said yeah emily willis ate my ass and i'm like bro
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Think about all the fucking 12 year olds watching side
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I want to finish this vlog I want to keep watching
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Think about it every time next time you go like beat
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I'm going to be spending the night here if that's okay
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I'm trying to wake you up to this this is a vlog
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and weak enough to still pay for them you're lost it's as simple as just not putting your hand on
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your fucking weenie i gotta touch my pp every night before you sleep just don't do it the
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fuck is wrong with you it's so easy to stop and you'll feel better when you do i did i don't want
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i never watch pran anymore because every time i finished well when i did when i finished watching
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a video you just feel just drained there's no energy you don't want to look anyone in the eye
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But if you're dumb enough to watch this shit after watching this stream, that's on you.
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All jokes aside, I do want you to meet one last person.
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I actually do know Emily, but I have never met her.
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He's like, oh my God, she's so hot. She's out of my league.
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can't even take these bitches seriously anymore
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you're gonna do me the honor of showing me your boobies
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didn't realize is that he was shooting it directly
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I'll sometimes listen to their podcast stuff like that
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fucking gender switch hey hey miss barber yeah this is miss barber miss barber i gotta say i'm
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a huge fan of your son he's a good kid thanks i'm not i probably should have told you this last night
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sky dude she goes who's the one kidding jeff screw with the fucking kind of the mullet i go
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that's hot jeff man i know he's a looker right she goes no no not him the fucking
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By the way really catch on them. These are my favorite treats from the store. They're just straight sugar cookies, dude
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Listen, I don't think I could show you in that bathing suit unless we're next to the pool
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Hey, I've news as you guys know earlier this morning. We lost a member of this crew
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she went to shoot a scene with angela white i have found a replacement girl uh her name is
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sophia and i think she's gonna fit right in with this squad you know what i love about this one
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right here she's just like hanging out with the boys right emily i do like hanging with the boys
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i don't even think you meant it see that i'm gonna i want to watch the rest of this video
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just to prove to you that even though you might get distracted visually by these thoughts they
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have nothing to say what did she just say and you might think that she was at but like this is what
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bad she's just like hanging out with the boys ready ready that's it that's it she's not gonna
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say i promise you the rest of this video none of these thoughts are gonna say anything unique
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funny or interesting i guarantee you they're not capable of it all they're gonna do is react to
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what the other guys are all the other guys feeding her attention and just stroking her ego
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that's all she's gonna do just react respond turn it into something that would be no what else you
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Yo, that's the thing that Jeff shot the roman candles at last night.
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I was just aiming a roman candle directly at a fucking propane canister.
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We would have been covered on speed next upcoming stream.
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another copy and paste girl with the same exact lip fillers and everything like yes
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objectively she's attractive based on the algorithm you've seen on instagram and everything
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but like what do you think she has up here and like what do you think that she has to say
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my little doggy poo all these girls have a little dog bro i swear to god all strippers every bottle
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girl has a dog just like this verify that if you ever messed around with the stripper or bottle
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girl and only fans thought don't they all have this little dog to keep them company
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how are you good to see you welcome in the house let's introduce you to everybody okay we got
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nothing planned and anything can happen the house is stay focused chat stay focused nope
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nope i want to train you to stop simping for these girls stop giving them your energy and time i know
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that she she's hot i'm not even gonna lie to you but but stay focused cameras because we're
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shooting this big brother style uh blooming peas or poops and anything we're gonna stick
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them in a small cannon and shoot them into space no jeff's barbershop is the best pomade in the
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biz i know you guys don't hear a lot of stuff about this mike has no hair remember even though
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she's hot she will never care about you she has nothing unique to say she's gonna be washed up
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when she's 36 she's gonna regret doing a lot of these porn videos and if she has kids they're
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gonna be made fun of for what she's done not trying to shame her that's just the truth that's
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what happens now to these only fans moms it was just in the pool so it's a little messy right now
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it's an embarrassing jump i didn't care i think there's rain i think there's a storm coming in
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storm a-brewin yo don't do that bro what are you doing what are they fucking cannibals
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10 push-ups real quick chat while we watch these this haram behavior let's do 10 push-ups real
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quick while we get it now yeah dude literally goldfish goldfish yeah i saw this yesterday
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they were eating it it's a crime i think that's assisted fucking cannibalism there's something
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going on in society nowadays the tiktokification of america you have to be able to cook a little
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bit even the slightest amount drop a burger on the fucking grill say you get an airbnb with your
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friends oh we'll grill out we'll grill out we'll have a good time what that means is one person
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Well, the rest of the people look at their fucking phones and do absolutely fucking nothing walk around in fucking circles with the dog
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Following them around come back out here fuck these people the meats already been seasoned dogs are ready to go on the grill
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The kibabs are ready. Hey, why don't you try cooking up those burgers?
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It looks like they're 10 out of 10 right now. See fucking way to call these bad boys a fucking 10 out of 10
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That's who we will. Let's review this one. Oh, here we go. That was a sponsor again
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We gotta cook the sponsors. Look at that. You got the burgers up, farm-made inside the burger
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Now this baby's an 11 out of 10 right here. We are leaving Joshua Tree
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This is gonna feel like a very abrupt transition
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uh long story short there is a problem back in la david and i had to pack our shit and get the
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fuck out of joshua tree in a hurry and get back to los angeles it's not really an emergency so
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you guys don't have to worry you don't have to start a go fund me or anything like that like
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we're good we had a lot of fun with the girls obviously the really fun stuff we can't show you
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on the blog people keep asking me by the way why i don't start yeah we can't show you we had a lot
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of fun stuff with a girl basically i got my dick wet and you didn't and you just watched me go sit
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here and i'm 37 and i literally like like don't even do barbecue with the boys like full send
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We've got to go back to L.A., and then we're going to go to Miami.
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And, like, no, that's really how you, like, do it.
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Like, we're going back in the car, and let's go buy this sex toy.
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And then, yeah, how much money do you make up to the OnlyFans?
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Like, literally, that's, like, so much money, dude.
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Sideman Tinder is, like, a really good thing if you think about it.
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Anyways, we're going back to LA and then I'm gonna figure out the rest of this fucking vlog. Holy shit. It is carnage
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There's this place in San Diego Imperial Beach called swag you San Diego is five hours driving distance in traffic from Los Angeles
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We're literally like on the border and evidently right now
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There's like an entire like wild wild like cartel violence going on so the borders closed to Americans
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But here we are because we had to do it right this place swag you was complicated. Basically. They use a five wagyu
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this is a 20 dollar cheeseburger right here yeah now jadeon's in the chat jadeon man
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you have like emily whatever the fuck on on your stream but adam 22 came on stream and said that
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she fucking ate his ass out you should not be promoting that at least if you're going to be on
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with her try to tell your chat to stay focused and to not go invest their money into her invest
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their money to something proper that's going to help them out in the future if you just have them
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on here and like what all the fucking other male streamers do when they have a porn star and only
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fans girl on their stream they just go can i touch your boobie i love you i'll do anything for you
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you fucking idiots at least with me when i did the aiden ross e-date with uh the hot tub bitch
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i was like yeah you're an only fans i couldn't date you and she still put me on to the next
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rounds i didn't simp and you saw how far i got in that stream and at the end when she kicked me
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she kicked me out because she said i wasn't making enough money i was just like bye only fans girl
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trying to show my audience that i'm never gonna fall for these fucking thoughts just because
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you're famous and have a lot of money and you're objectively attractive because you have a lot of
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lights and fake tits and fake ass and fake hair and fake everything and a fake personality doesn't
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mean i'm ever gonna sit for you bitch i'm better than you what you do online is just show your body
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i'm here talking to people cracking jokes you're just like why do i have to go and fucking sit for
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you what the fuck do you offer nothing the copy and paste personality all these other bitches have
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so jadea when you have her on your stream i see you in the chat right now tell all those boys that
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watch you to stay focused it makes them sadder it makes them weaker it makes them worse
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look at this fucking idiot in the chat right now you're just jealous little bro
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are you fucking kidding me adam 22 was on my stream and said she ate his ass
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that's disgusting how the fuck would i ever talk to her if i ever had a conversation with her i'd
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think oh shit don't breathe near me i don't want no jumper ass breath on my fucking face
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i don't want to get monkey pops from this hole fuck you talking about bro
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that shit is fucking disgusting man i i really don't see how you could defend that behavior
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that's just gonna piss people off right there i mean it's an expensive burger you're paying for
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the quality of the beef so two of these a5 patties two slices of american cheese you can
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see the butter on the brioche bun here's gonna be the part that makes this tricky for me
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House-made bread and butter pickles not dill bread and butter is better stop
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You can get disqualified right now. Everybody knows. I'm a very big deal pickle fan
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It's also got a house-made sauce on it. I mean here we go. Three two one
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Other than the meat the most important part of a burger is the bun
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I think that if you're gonna do a burger you have to do it on a potato bun. I love potato buns
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This is on a brioche potato buns a little saltier
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Qualify yourself. What do you what do you do for a living?
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I'm a chef and I own donut shops in restaurants
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Brioche is sweet so it takes away from the flavor of the burger and honestly you're right a dill pickle would have been
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No consistency in the shit you're talking about
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You're just saying Twitch respond because they're showing
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A porn star on your stream, what's the difference?
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It's either you're against promoting porn or you're
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expect me to take your shit seriously. You're telling me to
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like go Twitch respond and you're trying to start a
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movement against Twitch for what they're promoting. You're
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you serious about this movement, about Twitch taking this
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You should be able to have to stand on some shit
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And I'm gonna put it right now for the clip that's gonna go up
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about how they were showing a girl getting slapped up on stream.
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And then when I'd say that, okay, you're doing the same thing
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And then there's some kids that you're like, he's trolling.
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Okay, but I wasn't here saying, yo, GDN, we support you.
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you could actually see everything that was happening so i quote tweeted it and i said
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and i'm still banned a little jab at twitch but a joke nonetheless consistency and deon's smarter
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than that i know like he's gonna see the hypocrisy in that eventually probably not on the stream
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right now but that's what happens when you get too sucked into the youtube bubble you like it's
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like when you get called out on your hypocrisy you're like oh i'm just trolling just a memer