Tate Speech - March 24, 2024


EMERGENCY MEETING EPISODE 43 - REALITY WAS LOST


Episode Stats

Length

2 hours and 56 minutes

Words per Minute

58.40302

Word Count

10,313

Sentence Count

947

Misogynist Sentences

32

Hate Speech Sentences

28


Summary

It's impossible to tell what's real and what's fake anymore, and the implications of that, and we're here to talk about it. We're talking about Princess Kate's cancer announcement, and whether or not it's real or fake, and why it's so hard to tell which is real and which is fake. Plus, we talk about Harry and Meghan's recent trip to the Middle East, and how the royal family is a bunch of fucking idiots, and what it means for the future of the monarchy. Also, we find out if Princess Kate has cancer, and if it's fake or not, we're going to come up with a conclusive answer, and decide once and for all, whether it's a fake or it's legitimate, and who's to blame? We're back with another emergency meeting where we discuss it all, and it's even more complicated than we thought! Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Please rate, review and subscribe to our podcast on Apple Podcasts, and tell us what you think of the music you heard on the show! Thank you so much for all the support you've all been sending us. We really appreciate it, we really do appreciate it. - The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge. Love Island. xoxo - Love Birds, Erika and Tristan. Don't forget to leave us a rating and review us a review on Apple Music. If you like what you're listening to this podcast, we'll be listening to it on your favorite streaming platform, and share it on Anchor.fm/The Duke & Ladybird. and we'll send you a review, too. Thank you for being nice! - Thank you! XOXO, Elyssa. XO, The Duke & Tristan, and the Duke and Ladybird, Cheers, - Erika, . Thankyou, Erisa, Elesa, Chacho, Gav, Gav and Gav & the Duke of Cambridge, Sarah, Gorms, Jacklyn, and so much more! Lovebirds, Rachael, Glynis, Giselle, and Gervais, Jodie, and Jadynn, etc., etc.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 So, let's get started.
02:00:18.000 Hello family and friends and welcome to another emergency meeting.
02:00:21.000 We've really missed you all.
02:00:23.000 Why did you turn on that creepy voice the moment we start?
02:00:25.000 What do you mean? You were talking completely normal, and then you start speaking like a serial killer.
02:00:29.000 We're talking to our family and friends.
02:00:30.000 We have to be really polite and nice in the show.
02:00:32.000 I don't want to do anything weird or say anything bad.
02:00:34.000 Oh, you. You, who insults everyone and calls the brokies.
02:00:37.000 Hello, family and friends.
02:00:38.000 What's wrong with my brother and I have really missed you and we're glad you're here to join us for another emergency
02:00:43.000 meeting Music Playing...
02:01:07.000 Right, so with this emergency meeting we're going to talk about how it's impossible to tell what's real and what's
02:01:19.000 fake anymore and the implications of that And I think most people can work out the implications, but we're seeing them play out right now in real time.
02:01:26.000 And it's very interesting. And I don't want to be insensitive.
02:01:30.000 And I hope that she does well and that she recovers if she has cancer or whatever else the PSYOP is.
02:01:36.000 But we're going to talk about this Kate video where she sat down on a bench and said that the reason she's been missing for months is that she had an operation and the operation was successful.
02:01:47.000 But then after the operation, they discovered she had cancer because of all the vaccine.
02:01:52.000 No, sorry. She had cancer because 42 year old healthy women just get cancer.
02:01:57.000 And now She needs privacy.
02:02:00.000 But then everyone's saying that video is AI. And people are saying that because they've released a bunch of other photoshopped garbage before this and tried to lie to us all.
02:02:09.000 So now people are trying to work out what's real and what's fake.
02:02:11.000 And we're going to conclusively come to the answer on this show.
02:02:15.000 We're going to come up with a conclusive final answer and decide once and for all whether it's an AI video or it's legitimate.
02:02:23.000 Yeah, so I'll say it was only a few months ago when AI videos started happening.
02:02:28.000 People were making them of me, Elon, other people.
02:02:30.000 I saw them online. And just a few short months ago, I said, oh, it's going to be a matter of time.
02:02:34.000 Maybe in a couple of years, you're not going to know what's fake and what isn't.
02:02:38.000 It turns out the timeline has...
02:02:42.000 Accelerated. And it's already at the point where you don't know what videos are real and what videos are fake.
02:02:46.000 Obviously, if Kate has cancer, which I have no reason to think she doesn't, I wish her a speedy recovery.
02:02:53.000 You know, I do like the royal family, all except Harry and his retarded wife.
02:02:58.000 Tristan! What?
02:03:00.000 Tristan! What did I say at the beginning of this emergency meeting about how we have to be nice?
02:03:04.000 Because we're with our family and friends here, and we don't want to say anything that's offensive to anybody.
02:03:08.000 Okay, you say something nice about Harry's wife.
02:03:12.000 She's very accommodating to sports stars.
02:03:19.000 So she had sex with a bunch of football players, is what you're saying.
02:03:21.000 Oh, I didn't say that!
02:03:23.000 Check this guy out.
02:03:24.000 Mr. Fucking Conspiracy Theorist.
02:03:26.000 It's not a conspiracy theory that she used to date a bunch of...
02:03:29.000 Mr. Fucking Conspiracy Theorist!
02:03:32.000 Anyway, so I guess as a conspiracy theorist, you believe this cancer announcement, which we shouldn't be laughing at, because cancer's not funny.
02:03:41.000 But... Is it fake or is it real?
02:03:44.000 Correct. So first we're going to play the video.
02:03:46.000 But it's a whole two minutes long.
02:03:49.000 And let's be honest, we're not going to play the whole two minutes.
02:03:51.000 Blah, blah, blah. I'm sick.
02:03:55.000 I had an operation. Blah, blah.
02:03:56.000 Here's the video. I wanted to take this opportunity to say thank you personally for all the wonderful messages of support and for your understanding whilst I've been recovering from surgery.
02:04:08.000 Yeah, it's fine. You're welcome. You know what?
02:04:09.000 I actually quite like Princess Kate.
02:04:11.000 So do I. I don't dislike her at all.
02:04:14.000 She didn't do what the other princess did.
02:04:18.000 Don't call her a princess. What is she?
02:04:20.000 I think she's a duchess.
02:04:22.000 What the fuck's a duchess, G? What the fuck's a duchess?
02:04:26.000 Loser. Call yourself a duchess.
02:04:29.000 I'm the top G. So yeah.
02:04:32.000 But she's good. She was a good wife.
02:04:34.000 I like Kate. She was a good wife.
02:04:36.000 She obeyed what the royal family wanted her to do.
02:04:38.000 She curtsied to the queen.
02:04:40.000 Didn't have a mental breakdown on Oprah.
02:04:42.000 Gave birth to the future king.
02:04:44.000 Didn't run her mouth. Didn't cry her eyes out.
02:04:46.000 Oprah, I'm an actor.
02:04:48.000 I was in a Netflix series and they expected me to curtsy to the queen of England.
02:04:52.000 I was like, are you serious?
02:04:54.000 Bruh! Yes!
02:04:56.000 Serious! The Queen was the last OG. She fought in World War II. What did you do?
02:05:01.000 Fucking suck it off, sports stars!
02:05:04.000 Yeah, she looks like the kind of woman who would get on her knees for drug dealers, but you can't curse you to the Queen.
02:05:09.000 You can't say that, Tristan. You can't just insult the woman.
02:05:11.000 Yes, I can. This is a family-friendly show.
02:05:14.000 It's not. She's a horrible person, and she tarnished the reputation of the single greatest institution maybe anywhere in the world with her stupid accusations of racism.
02:05:23.000 The worst thing about this is this.
02:05:25.000 She's saying it makes the Queen and a bunch of other people racist, because as you know, when you call someone racist, it's the worst thing you could call someone today.
02:05:32.000 And all, allegedly, the royal family did was, when she was pregnant, speculate on what features the baby will have.
02:05:39.000 Will it have dark skin?
02:05:40.000 Will it have curly hair?
02:05:42.000 Everyone from...
02:05:44.000 Justin Waller was saying this.
02:05:45.000 He's a ginger. That's a conversation you have.
02:05:48.000 Is it going to have red hair?
02:05:49.000 It's normal as shit.
02:05:52.000 When my girl was pregnant, I'm thinking, oh, is it going to be blacker than me?
02:05:55.000 Is it going to look like my dad?
02:05:56.000 It's very normal and not racist, but she tarnished the entire reputation of the single greatest institution maybe anywhere in the world and the single greatest woman who's lived during our lifetime with her stupid accusations of racism.
02:06:07.000 So yes, I can say she's an absolutely horrible person and I dislike her massively.
02:06:12.000 Don't write Tristan's racist on the board.
02:06:15.000 Don't write Tristan's racist.
02:06:16.000 Is that what you're going to write? I'm just as black as she is.
02:06:24.000 No, I'm not racist.
02:06:25.000 Okay, is this going to be an annoying emergency or are we going to be serious?
02:06:29.000 I'm being very serious.
02:06:30.000 Racism is very serious!
02:06:33.000 It's not a joke. She's whiter than you.
02:06:36.000 Tristan. She's super white.
02:06:38.000 You've been caught being racist once.
02:06:39.000 Don't make me put x2 next to it.
02:06:41.000 She's very white. So anyway, Kate...
02:06:44.000 The video was put through an AI detector because people detected anomalies.
02:06:48.000 And I'm not going to lie. There was something weird about the video.
02:06:52.000 When I watched it, there was something that just didn't seem quite right.
02:06:56.000 I couldn't work out exactly what it was, but something wasn't right.
02:07:00.000 And they put it through this AI detector and it's come up with this.
02:07:05.000 That is 96% fake.
02:07:07.000 Now, the really interesting question is this.
02:07:11.000 If it's fake, why?
02:07:14.000 Why did they fake this?
02:07:15.000 Is the story true?
02:07:17.000 Is she too sick to make the video and tell the truth about the story?
02:07:20.000 Is there another story they don't want you to know about?
02:07:22.000 Where does this come from?
02:07:24.000 If it's fake, why did they do this?
02:07:26.000 It's not just a matter of working out if it's fake or not.
02:07:28.000 It's trying to work out their motivations and intentions behind the deception.
02:07:32.000 I feel the royal family know many things, but they're out of touch with perhaps the normal man.
02:07:38.000 They're out of touch with the normal man, potentially.
02:07:40.000 But they're certainly out of touch with the weirdos who are addicted to Reddit and never leave their computers.
02:07:45.000 They don't even know that these people exist.
02:07:48.000 So with the video, with the photo they released a month ago, which was completely AI of Kate smiling with her children as a message.
02:07:54.000 Maybe Kate was in hospital. Maybe Kate was too sick to take the picture.
02:07:57.000 But don't deep fake and AI the pictures.
02:08:00.000 Don't do that. Because the Reddit losers are going to jump all over it.
02:08:04.000 Now, I hope it's just a matter of she's sick.
02:08:07.000 She doesn't really want to make the video.
02:08:09.000 They're computer jazzing up to make her look better.
02:08:11.000 I hope that's what it is.
02:08:13.000 But it's exceptionally scary that we're at this point already.
02:08:17.000 In photos and videos. Well, the reason this rumor is so prevalent is because she was disappeared for a while.
02:08:23.000 No one saw her for months. And then they released this family photo to try and say, look, she's okay.
02:08:27.000 It's fine. This one.
02:08:29.000 Yeah, that's the one I was talking about.
02:08:30.000 And you can look online and find all the ways which people worked out that this is a photoshopped image.
02:08:34.000 It's heavily photoshopped. And the royal family actually came out and go, okay.
02:08:38.000 It's all photoshopped. We're sorry.
02:08:40.000 So wait. The princess has vanished for three months.
02:08:43.000 You try and reassure us that she's not dead with a photoshopped image.
02:08:48.000 We catch you. And then you go, yeah, oops, sorry.
02:08:51.000 And then this video comes out and there's weird things about the video.
02:08:54.000 And you think people aren't going to say, wait, something is very suspicious here.
02:08:58.000 And then, instead of going, well, people don't trust us anymore because we've photoshopped images before and because the MSM does nothing but fucking lie all of the time, now we're going to blame Iran.
02:09:12.000 It's Iran's fault.
02:09:14.000 That people don't believe in this video, because I'm sure the Iranians did this.
02:09:19.000 But in the last few weeks, we haven't just had conspiracy theories, have we?
02:09:23.000 There have been very cruel and sometimes very inhumane comments.
02:09:26.000 Now, some of these, it is being suggested, the worst of it may well have been originated from fake accounts, from bots, originated from propaganda machines in countries such as Russia, China, and also Iran as well.
02:09:40.000 Now... Sorry, sorry, sorry.
02:09:44.000 It's the BBC. But on what fucking planet do these people live?
02:09:48.000 You locked everyone in their house.
02:09:50.000 You lied to everyone for four years.
02:09:52.000 You lied about every war that's ever happened.
02:09:54.000 You lie about the crime rate.
02:09:55.000 You lie about inflation. All you do is fucking lie.
02:09:58.000 Everything that comes out of the MSM is a lie.
02:10:00.000 Everyone you say is good is bad.
02:10:01.000 Everyone you say is bad is good.
02:10:02.000 All you do is lie. The princess goes and disappeared for four months.
02:10:05.000 No one can find her. Then the fucking MSM releases a photo, which is photoshopped.
02:10:10.000 You admit it was photoshopped.
02:10:12.000 And then your next video comes out with a bunch of anomalies.
02:10:14.000 And then when we say, this is suspicious, no one's seen her, this is weird, the last thing you released was Photoshopped, we think this might be Photoshopped.
02:10:22.000 You blame Iran?
02:10:24.000 We have to be living in a clown world.
02:10:28.000 On what fucking version of reality did some dickhead producer from the BBC finish getting sucked off by a kid and then go, hmm, we need a coverup for getting busted again.
02:10:39.000 Nah. Putin?
02:10:42.000 The Iranians? Why the fuck would the Iranians make a fake video and then you release the video?
02:10:50.000 Or is it the Iranians who are peddling the conspiracy that you photoshopped things after you admitted that you photoshopped things?
02:10:57.000 Which one is this?
02:10:58.000 Let's get serious for...
02:10:59.000 I am pissed! Let's get serious for 60 seconds.
02:11:01.000 The fact of the matter is this.
02:11:04.000 Princess Kate is a public person.
02:11:06.000 She's probably one of the most public people in England, and she's a member of the royal family.
02:11:09.000 That comes with upsides and that comes with downsides.
02:11:12.000 The upsides, obviously the palaces and the estates and, you know, everyone treating you with respect every single where you go.
02:11:18.000 The downsides, I guess, lots of expectations being put on you, but also the lack of privacy.
02:11:23.000 I feel like the Queen lived most of her entire life, I guess, with no real privacy.
02:11:28.000 Every single matter of her life, whether it be discrepancies with her husband, family fallouts, were all in the public eye.
02:11:34.000 And unfortunately, because I have no reason to believe that Kate isn't sick with cancer, and I hope she recovers soon.
02:11:41.000 Unfortunately, as a public person, you don't get to just...
02:11:46.000 Be quiet and disappear and hide from the public eye for months and months and months on end without people talking.
02:11:52.000 There's more than your rights to do that.
02:11:53.000 However, people are going to start asking questions.
02:11:56.000 And unfortunately, along with all the massive upsides you get from being a member of the royal family, one of the downsides should be that I feel she should do a 45-minute quick Q&A press conference, live press, Selection of different people.
02:12:10.000 Assure people that she's okay for now and that what's going on is legit.
02:12:15.000 Explain the photos.
02:12:16.000 Explain the videos. Explain why they used AI. Explain why they heavily photoshopped them.
02:12:21.000 And then let everyone just continue with their lives because the public are curious.
02:12:25.000 The royal family is our most important, most cherished institution.
02:12:28.000 And we are, as British people, are very curious what's happening.
02:12:31.000 Yeah, you're right. And we talk about being a public figure.
02:12:33.000 And sometimes when you have something which is personal to you, like a medical issue, and you want to go reclusive and you don't want to deal with the press.
02:12:39.000 I mean, this actually happened to me recently.
02:12:41.000 I had an exceptionally long Johnson.
02:12:43.000 Okay. I thought you were about to talk about the speculation of maybe a problem on your lungs.
02:12:47.000 There's no speculation about my Long Johnson, G. Exceptionally Long Johnson, and they said, look, Andrew, got Long Johnson.
02:12:53.000 Why do I talk to you? Why do I sit down for these?
02:12:55.000 Just saying! But here I am!
02:12:57.000 I'm owning it! So this is what, this is what Kate should do.
02:13:00.000 Sit at an emergency meeting.
02:13:02.000 Just talk about it. You know?
02:13:04.000 Kate, of all the people who are definitely not going to come on this emergency meeting, I think Kate Middleton is probably top of the list.
02:13:13.000 Admit, if I pull that off, I'm the ultimate Mr.
02:13:15.000 Producer. I'll email him.
02:13:19.000 I'll email him. We could just AI her.
02:13:21.000 I'm going to email him. Hey, hey, Top G, come here.
02:13:25.000 She's not going to come and talk on the emergency.
02:13:27.000 K at Royal Palace.
02:13:29.000 Well, minor. I'm built different.
02:13:31.000 I'm built different.
02:13:33.000 So anyway, I've got all the little bits of evidence here proving that this video is fake.
02:13:38.000 We're going to get one. So why is it fake?
02:13:40.000 People are saying it's fake.
02:13:41.000 Well, the first thing about it, which is clear, and this is what I realized because my unmatched perspicacity, when I first watched the video, something was tingling in my brain.
02:13:51.000 And I thought, am I being paranoid because...
02:13:54.000 The last thing they released was Photoshop.
02:13:56.000 But something about this video doesn't seem quite right.
02:13:58.000 I'm gonna play the video again and let's see if you guys can see the most obvious.
02:14:03.000 This is the most obvious thing that stuck out to me.
02:14:09.000 Here we go. This is the most obvious thing that stuck out to me.
02:14:13.000 So we're gonna try and do it on dual screen, which would be hard unless I was Mr.
02:14:17.000 Fucking Producer. I wanted to take this opportunity to say thank you personally for all the wonderful messages of support and for your understanding whilst I've been recovering from surgery.
02:14:29.000 Those flowers and those trees are not moving, meaning there is no wind.
02:14:34.000 And also, I lived in England wrong enough to know there is no full summer blossom garden at this time of year.
02:14:40.000 So that is clearly a green screen.
02:14:43.000 That's a green screen, at minimum!
02:14:44.000 Yeah, there's no park in England that looks like that.
02:14:46.000 No, that is a famous bench in Windsor Castle, the Queen's bench.
02:14:51.000 The last few days, it's been 9 degrees, 10 degrees, 10 degrees raining.
02:14:56.000 14 degrees raining, cloudy rain, cloudy rain.
02:14:58.000 So that's a green screen, which makes me think maybe the AI detector, let's be fair, because you and I are known as beacons of truth.
02:15:04.000 Maybe the AI detector we showed earlier, maybe it just detects the green screen, and that's why it's saying the video is 100% fake.
02:15:12.000 Maybe they just green screened it.
02:15:13.000 Maybe she didn't want to go out to the garden for some reason.
02:15:16.000 I hope so. Maybe that's reason enough.
02:15:18.000 And the green screen alone behind a bench can explain some of the anomalies.
02:15:23.000 But there's other anomalies.
02:15:25.000 To have people worried about.
02:15:27.000 Look at this. A video analysis close up slow-mo.
02:15:30.000 Let's see this. Supposedly this proves it's fake.
02:15:35.000 As you can imagine, this has taken time.
02:15:40.000 It has taken me time to recover from major surgery in order to start my treatment.
02:15:50.000 But most importantly, It is taken.
02:15:55.000 I don't get it. Don't know what that proves.
02:15:56.000 I don't get it. But suppose that proves it's fake.
02:15:59.000 By some AI dork.
02:16:01.000 What's actually really interesting here when we talk about this is not that whether the video is fake or not.
02:16:07.000 You guys are thinking on the bug level.
02:16:09.000 Let me explain to you all. Look at this.
02:16:12.000 This is you. You're a bug.
02:16:17.000 Why am I here? Can I just go to sleep?
02:16:19.000 This is science. It's not.
02:16:21.000 Bug level. Down here on the ground in the mud.
02:16:25.000 Above the above the bug level you have where the humans live.
02:16:31.000 And then you have where we are.
02:16:36.000 You have a small vision.
02:16:39.000 A human has some vision but I have unlimited vision because you're on bug level.
02:16:43.000 So because you're on bug level you're sitting there going is the video fake or not?
02:16:48.000 That doesn't matter. What matters already is that people don't believe the videos they see.
02:16:54.000 This is the first time in human history that people...
02:17:00.000 Keep talking just in case.
02:17:05.000 Matrix attack. Matrix attack.
02:17:07.000 Something went wrong. We're taking a quick look and we'll be right back.
02:17:10.000 Matrix attack. Matrix attack.
02:17:15.000 We're back. We're back. The Matrix.
02:17:17.000 We're back. We're back.
02:17:18.000 The Matrix attacked us.
02:17:20.000 We're back. Bro, I'm singing. I don't give a fuck if we're back or not.
02:17:22.000 Sing to whoever I fucking want.
02:17:23.000 I'm Top G. I'm built different.
02:17:25.000 We're back. Bug level!
02:17:28.000 You're down here with the bugs.
02:17:29.000 This is you. I thought you weren't gonna be rude to our family and friends.
02:17:33.000 I'm just telling them what they are. They're gonna be happy bugs.
02:17:36.000 Here. They're all happy bugs.
02:17:41.000 You got the people and you got me, Top G. What matters here is not whether the video is a fake or not.
02:17:46.000 What matters is this is probably the first time this is a monumental event.
02:17:50.000 Name another time a video came out and people didn't believe it.
02:17:54.000 A massive cultural icon or a massive news event where the people at home watched the video with their own eyes and said, nah.
02:18:02.000 This is the first time it's ever happened.
02:18:03.000 It is the first time, yeah. And this is going to become the new norm because the MSN have lied to us so heavily.
02:18:10.000 They've done nothing but fucking lie and lie and lie.
02:18:12.000 We've now reached a point where because we know it's possible to fake a video, even if the video isn't fake, we're going to look at it and go, don't believe it.
02:18:21.000 Soon they're going to fake terror attacks.
02:18:23.000 They're going to fake elections.
02:18:25.000 They're going to fake meetings between world leaders.
02:18:27.000 None of it's going to be real. Speeches.
02:18:29.000 Speeches will be fake. All of it will be fake.
02:18:32.000 And even worse, if it is real, you'll think it's fake, which is the same thing because perception is reality.
02:18:37.000 They have the power to fake it.
02:18:39.000 And so you know that it could be fake.
02:18:41.000 Yeah. So there's no way of knowing.
02:18:42.000 And this right now, we have people who are detecting small anomalies in the AI and saying, we think it's fake because of this, because of that.
02:18:49.000 In five years, you're not going to be able to tell a difference.
02:18:52.000 It's going to be exactly the same.
02:18:55.000 Have you seen the video of Will Smith eating spaghetti and how much it changed in six months?
02:18:58.000 No. It's a very good description of how good AI got in six months' time.
02:19:05.000 We're going to have to show that on another emergency meeting.
02:19:08.000 But look it up. I'm going to play a completely unrelated video to Kate's terrible medical conditions.
02:19:22.000 Yeah, so the MSM have done nothing but lie for so long.
02:19:33.000 that now when they play a video we're actually quite lucky that currently if you analyze hard enough you can come to a conclusion whether a video is fake or not but in a few years a few months perhaps you won't be able to tell the difference no one is going to be able to tell you what's true and what isn't besides The MSM themselves.
02:19:55.000 Don't worry. We have fact checkers on it.
02:19:57.000 We verified it.
02:19:59.000 The same people who verified the vaccine verified this video.
02:20:02.000 Don't believe in the conspiracy theories, guys.
02:20:05.000 They're from Iran. You don't want to be from Iran now.
02:20:08.000 No, you don't want to be Persian. You don't want to be Persian.
02:20:11.000 Don't believe in that.
02:20:12.000 You'll have nice rugs, but you won't get the truth.
02:20:16.000 The BBC warns about online conspiracy theories.
02:20:19.000 No, we're just asking questions because you lied to us.
02:20:22.000 If you lied to us once, we're going to ask questions the next time.
02:20:25.000 You lied to us. You know what's interesting, Andrew?
02:20:27.000 Cancer rates are set to go up 77% by 2050.
02:20:31.000 Oh yeah, I wonder why is that?
02:20:32.000 Uh, they say it's because of smoking and drinking.
02:20:36.000 Because it's not like everyone in ancient Rome was getting wrecked every day on booze.
02:20:47.000 It's not like that, no.
02:20:49.000 Wait, wait, wait. Why would cancer rates shoot up 70% whatever in a year because of smoking and drinking when people have been smoking and drinking all this time?
02:20:55.000 In 15 years. No, because I can't say it.
02:21:01.000 Look, cancer rates are gonna go massively up.
02:21:05.000 It's probably like inflation.
02:21:06.000 You know how they're like, inflation's 3% and your prices have doubled.
02:21:09.000 Now, like, oh, cancer's up a little bit, but everyone who actually notices that cancer rates have spiked for real, like actual doctors, etc., have seen that cancer rates are through the roof.
02:21:21.000 That's very funny, isn't it?
02:21:23.000 It's almost like there's something wrong with these people's DNA. Their RNA, DNA, something's a mess.
02:21:29.000 Now, anyone at home who thinks that that video is too complicated to fake, the royal palace and the people in charge often admit that they can fake people.
02:21:37.000 Look, here's them bragging about how they can fake the queen.
02:21:39.000 Look. Obviously, they couldn't quite do that.
02:21:42.000 I'm Deborah Stevenson, and I get to play the queen.
02:21:46.000 We have been involved trying to make a synthetic version of the queen to deliver a truly alternative queen speech.
02:21:55.000 So I'm grateful to Channel 4 for giving me the opportunity to say whatever I like.
02:22:01.000 I'm fascinated with deepfake and for quite a while, ever since I heard about it, I thought, I really, really want to try working with that and see what happens.
02:22:10.000 NHS workers. We all have concerns and fears.
02:22:14.000 You know what maybe we should do to fix this?
02:22:16.000 Maybe we should just destroy everybody's ability to think and talk freely.
02:22:20.000 That'll be interesting. Because what we should do is, if we're gonna release videos and people are not gonna know if they're fake or not, we should just stop people's ability to talk.
02:22:27.000 Yeah, we'll have fact-checkers banning every single post on every single platform besides X and Rumble.
02:22:34.000 No, we should just ban Twitter. We should just ban it.
02:22:36.000 Oh, no, you should ban it, and you should ban TikTok, and you should ban everything that's controlled by people who you don't like.
02:22:41.000 Exactly. Elon, the Chinese.
02:22:43.000 Ban Rumble, ban them all. Rumble.
02:22:45.000 Ban it all. I'm going to cut the Twitter feed now.
02:22:47.000 You can find us exclusively on Rumble.
02:22:48.000 Rumble at Tate Speech. So look at this.
02:22:52.000 Your mate, Jeremy Vine.
02:22:53.000 Remember that time you were down the pub with Jeremy Vine?
02:22:55.000 Tell him in the story. You were down in the pub, you had a pint, Jeremy Vine, he said, I want a pint and a packet of crisps, and you said...
02:23:03.000 Yes, okay.
02:23:09.000 Jenny, is there any argument to say?
02:23:11.000 This will sound crazy, but China does it.
02:23:14.000 We've got to now take control of Twitter and shut it down for the time being.
02:23:18.000 I don't think we should take control of Twitter.
02:23:21.000 China does it. We've got to take control.
02:23:23.000 Let's just ban people talking and thinking.
02:23:26.000 Let's just ban everybody.
02:23:28.000 Who is this old fuck? Who the fuck is your mate?
02:23:31.000 I have a good idea, Jeremy Vine.
02:23:32.000 Who even is this guy?
02:23:34.000 Who on earth woke up?
02:23:37.000 Please, imagine you wake up.
02:23:40.000 Okay. I own a TV station.
02:23:42.000 I need someone to talk on TV. Hmm, who's the least impressive person?
02:23:46.000 Bang! Him! Who the fuck is this guy?
02:23:50.000 Why the fuck would anyone listen to Jeremy?
02:23:52.000 I literally have no idea why he's on TV. I have a good idea for Jeremy Vine.
02:23:56.000 In fact, I'm on your side, Jeremy.
02:23:58.000 I'm on your side, right? We need to take control.
02:24:01.000 Googling, it says Jeremy Vine's net worth is 6 million American dollars, okay?
02:24:05.000 All you need to do, Jeremy Vine, because I'm with you here, is times your net worth by 7,334, and then you'll have 44 billion, and then you can buy Twitter yourself.
02:24:19.000 Oh, wait. You're broke.
02:24:21.000 And the person who wanted to buy Twitter and give free speech back to the people isn't broke.
02:24:27.000 Well, that's too bad. I'm lucky.
02:24:28.000 No, because that was a good idea.
02:24:30.000 You know, buy it yourself and let people do what they want on it because it's your platform.
02:24:35.000 Because that's what they all used to say when they were banning conservatives three, four, five years ago.
02:24:40.000 Facebook, Instagram, Twitter were banning everybody.
02:24:43.000 Well, why don't you just make your own social media platform?
02:24:47.000 Why don't someone with your ideologies just make your own platform?
02:24:50.000 Now Rumble's here. Now X is here.
02:24:52.000 Oh, we need to delete them.
02:24:54.000 Shut up! Are you telling me that Western governments will just delete apps they don't control?
02:24:58.000 Are you telling me the Spanish would just outlaw Telegram?
02:25:04.000 Oh, the Spanish?
02:25:06.000 The socialists?
02:25:09.000 Does anyone at home actually understand what's going on?
02:25:12.000 They're now using fake videos to paint a false version of reality because they intend on putting you deeply into The Matrix at the point where you don't know what's true and what's false.
02:25:20.000 You're going to think your country's at war when you're not even at war.
02:25:22.000 The movie The Matrix is about your mind being preoccupied and your mind being...
02:25:27.000 Occupied by a false version of reality so they can extract body heat from the people for the machines.
02:25:33.000 It's exactly the same.
02:25:34.000 They're going to come up with all these false viruses.
02:25:36.000 People are going to be falling over and dying, false climate change, flooded cities, false wars.
02:25:41.000 You're going to be sitting in your house afraid doing exactly what you're supposed to do because of events that have not even taken place that don't happen.
02:25:47.000 And anywhere you're allowed to talk about the fact that you don't believe in them, they're going to now ban.
02:25:51.000 The Spanish have just banned Telegram.
02:25:53.000 Jeremy Vine says we have to just ban Twitter.
02:25:56.000 What a fucking asinine statement.
02:25:59.000 Oh, you know, we should just ban it!
02:26:01.000 Why? Because people are asking if the next photo...
02:26:04.000 You just photoshopped the last thing you put out, so we're quite rightly said, is this one fake?
02:26:09.000 Oh, now ban it! Ban it!
02:26:11.000 That doesn't look guilty at all!
02:26:12.000 Who are these people?
02:26:14.000 Andrew, you're a conspiracy theorist.
02:26:16.000 It's fucking crazy! Talk about making themselves look as guilty as possible!
02:26:22.000 Then... Katie's uncle asks, where is Kate?
02:26:28.000 Why is her uncle just like a typical dude?
02:26:30.000 That's kind of cool. Can I ask you a question?
02:26:33.000 Where's Kate? So because she doesn't want to talk about that...
02:26:40.000 We can't talk about it. The last thing I'm going to do is...
02:26:43.000 There's the kind of code of etiquette...
02:26:46.000 If it's announced, I'll give you an opinion.
02:26:50.000 I hope she's okay. I think the most important thing...
02:26:52.000 I spoke to her mom, my sister.
02:26:56.000 She's getting the best care in the world.
02:27:00.000 Where's your niece, mate? Oh, I can't talk about it.
02:27:03.000 Can't talk about it, sorry. We'll see you down at the pub with you and Jeremy.
02:27:07.000 Don't go to the pub with Jeremy Vine.
02:27:10.000 I've never been to the pub with Jeremy Vine.
02:27:12.000 Jeremy Vine, if you're watching!
02:27:14.000 Next time I'm in London, I'm inviting you to the pub.
02:27:18.000 What if an AI video of you and Jeremy Vine comes out at the pub?
02:27:21.000 How will you prove that you haven't been to the pub with Jeremy Vine when a video comes out?
02:27:28.000 If you are watching this, please make an AI video of me and Jeremy Vine at the pub.
02:27:31.000 So let me understand something.
02:27:33.000 Which is on the precipice of implosion because of the boring things.
02:27:39.000 All the things we've talked about, like the fact that farmers are not allowed to grow food and the money's not real.
02:27:44.000 Nobody can pay their bills.
02:27:45.000 We blow up our gas pipelines.
02:27:47.000 The crime is out of control.
02:27:48.000 There are no more borders. Exactly.
02:27:50.000 So now they've come along and they're using fake videos on the news to try and purport a false version of reality to keep people's minds occupied so that you can sit there and believe in things that aren't true as you continue to work and pay 50% tax to a government which hates you!
02:28:00.000 And then, if you want to talk about it, what they're going to do is delete all these platforms so you can't talk.
02:28:06.000 And then, if you manage to somehow still share an opinion, they're going to make sure that you pay the price, because when you walk around outside, they now have facial recognition cameras everywhere, and they're going to instantly recognize you, and you'll be arrested.
02:28:18.000 Excuse me, mate. Come over here, mate.
02:28:20.000 Yeah, you're under arrest for a criminal code.
02:28:22.000 444 criminal code of the bullshit detective criminal code.
02:28:26.000 The front line in facial recognition.
02:28:29.000 Police cameras in an East London street.
02:28:32.000 Everyone gets scanned.
02:28:34.000 If you refuse, here's what can happen.
02:28:41.000 This man didn't want to be caught by the police cameras, so he covered his face.
02:28:46.000 Police stopped him, they photographed him anyway, an argument followed.
02:28:53.000 So let me get this straight, if you say things the government doesn't like, It's going to quickly become illegal to walk around your own hometown with your own face.
02:29:08.000 Excuse me, mate. Excuse me.
02:29:10.000 You didn't show your face. I have a word with you, mate.
02:29:12.000 The face-to-face scanning machine.
02:29:15.000 I was saying you've got to take your inmate.
02:29:17.000 Don't shoot the messenger. The face-to-face machine told me I've got to take your inmate.
02:29:20.000 I could call 314.
02:29:22.000 Anything you can say will be used to get you.
02:29:23.000 We're going to remind you. Law and order.
02:29:29.000 So, bro, if you're the one making the fake videos and put them on the fucking BBC, what are you mad at me for?
02:29:35.000 What if I used a fake AI projector that I wore on my chest to project someone else's face onto mine?
02:29:44.000 Super smart. Get them with their own idea.
02:29:46.000 No. Here's what we have to do, guys.
02:29:48.000 We're bringing COVID back!
02:29:52.000 COVID's back! COVID alert.
02:29:55.000 Warning. Level 10 COVID alert.
02:29:57.000 A trusted news source, the news you love and trust, is now telling you for your own safety.
02:30:02.000 I'm not saying COVID's back, but for your own safety, you have to wear masks.
02:30:07.000 You have to! Not for the virus.
02:30:09.000 Do you know what I mean for the virus? For all the people!
02:30:11.000 For grandma! Not for the facial recognition!
02:30:15.000 For grandma! COVID's back!
02:30:17.000 Emergency meeting!
02:30:18.000 They want us to wear masks!
02:30:20.000 Give them what they want!
02:30:22.000 COVID's back! You know what?
02:30:23.000 Every time I get interviewed by MSM, I make them show me their vaccine certificates.
02:30:26.000 And it's funny because at the end of the interview, after I've destroyed them, I know they're gonna have to go home and suffer the paralysis that's gonna come to them via the 18 booster injections.
02:30:35.000 So now I'm going to wear a mask all the time.
02:30:37.000 And when they ask me why I'm wearing it, I'm going to say COVID. I believe the MSM, I wear COVID. Excuse me, now you're going to show your face to the face machine.
02:30:44.000 No, I can't. Masks are back.
02:30:46.000 I'm scared. Please social distance from me, police officer.
02:30:50.000 What we should start doing is carrying UNO reverse cards around with us.
02:30:54.000 So when they try and arrest us, we'll get out the UNO reverse card and then we can arrest them.
02:30:59.000 Or you do that and I'll buy a Monopoly set and take the get out of jail free cards with me.
02:31:04.000 Nice. Because I've been to jail twice and I've never had a trial to be convicted of a crime.
02:31:09.000 Smart. So next time I go to jail, I can just use the get out of jail free card.
02:31:13.000 Or I can say that I need to social distance and get my own cell.
02:31:19.000 Very smart. I can get the skip card from Uno.
02:31:22.000 Okay. Skip the sentence.
02:31:24.000 No, no, no. I'm sorry. You've got ten years.
02:31:26.000 Skip. Sorry.
02:31:29.000 Sorry! Bro, when we go back to the UK, they try to put us through some kangaroo trial because they're going to try and put us in jail for no reason because they're already starting.
02:31:36.000 I want a mask the whole time.
02:31:38.000 Same. I want a COVID mask the whole time!
02:31:40.000 My podcast just came out from CEO Cats before the UK came up with this bullshit.
02:31:44.000 And I'm sitting there being like, oh, the UK, you know, I guess they're going to try and get me, but how could they get me?
02:31:49.000 I haven't lived in England for over 10 years.
02:31:51.000 I haven't lived there in over 10 years. My whole life is in Romania.
02:31:53.000 I've lived here. You know, the Romanians could dig into me.
02:31:55.000 I've lived here for 10 years. I haven't lived in England for 10 years.
02:31:57.000 One week later, 12 years ago, he did a crime.
02:32:00.000 Watch this. When I exonerate myself of this bullshit happening in England, keep in mind, I left America when I was seven and a half.
02:32:08.000 Tristan, at seven years old, molested someone.
02:32:11.000 American charges. Watch.
02:32:12.000 They're running out of ideas.
02:32:19.000 Facial recognition in progress.
02:32:21.000 Very ironic. You have nothing to fear unless you're a criminal.
02:32:24.000 Or a small Iraqi child.
02:32:29.000 We're all like using Tony Blair's face.
02:32:31.000 Who trusts Tony Blair?
02:32:32.000 The man who killed a million Iraqis.
02:32:37.000 So, I'm not even going to discuss whether the video is fake or not.
02:32:40.000 The point is, we don't believe them now on any level because they can't be trusted because they are habitual liars.
02:32:47.000 And now, everything that come out, people are going to start saying, nah.
02:32:50.000 Now the matrix is breaking. It's actually amazing that there's a lot of people who are now standing
02:32:54.000 up saying, nah, fake, fake, fake, fake, fake, fake, fake.
02:32:56.000 We're going to have to start demanding and they're going to have to start giving us live press
02:33:00.000 conferences where you can get press badges when you're a trusted press.
02:33:03.000 And by trusted press, I'm talking about...
02:33:06.000 Dan Bongino, Russell Brand, me, you, I'll show up and livestream from there, because the BBC cameras and the CNN cameras aren't gonna be enough.
02:33:15.000 They need to let trusted press hear live words from people, otherwise, no one's gonna believe them.
02:33:23.000 I am not Morgan Freeman, and what you see is not real.
02:33:27.000 Well, at least in contemporary terms, it is not.
02:33:32.000 What if I were to tell you that I am not even a human being?
02:33:36.000 Would you believe me? What is your perception of reality?
02:33:42.000 Is it the ability to capture, process, and make sense of the information our senses receive?
02:33:49.000 We need Morgan Freeman.
02:33:51.000 Get fake Morgan Freeman to commentate our jail documentary.
02:33:54.000 The documentaries are made about this unlawful, unlawful imprisonment.
02:34:01.000 I need Morgan Freeman narrating my jail life.
02:34:06.000 Oh, we'll only be in here in 24 hours.
02:34:08.000 They're fake charges. What do you see?
02:34:10.000 Turns out the boys were not going to be in jail for 24 hours.
02:34:17.000 So nothing's real. Nothing's real.
02:34:20.000 And even more importantly, if you do see something that's real, you may think it's fake.
02:34:23.000 And if you do see something that's fake, you may think it's real.
02:34:25.000 So what do you now do?
02:34:26.000 What is the answer to this?
02:34:28.000 But before this, I kind of feel like maybe we're being too harsh.
02:34:33.000 And maybe we should give...
02:34:35.000 The MSM some degree of credit.
02:34:38.000 They can't lie about everything.
02:34:39.000 Yeah, they can. They must tell the truth a little bit, Tristan.
02:34:44.000 Maybe it was Iran. It wasn't Iran.
02:34:48.000 Remember that guy we went gym with?
02:34:52.000 That Persian dude?
02:34:54.000 Yeah, what about him? Maybe we should just ask him.
02:34:57.000 Were you gonna ask him?
02:34:59.000 Some Iran. If he faked the Kate Middleton videos and released the conspiracy.
02:35:05.000 I'm going to message him. He might know something.
02:35:08.000 He won't though. Tristan, don't you think before you completely write off the MSM that you should at least give them a benefit of the doubt?
02:35:16.000 They're saying it's Iran. I'm sure they wouldn't just say that on the news completely randomly like absolute dickheads because, you know, they've photoshopped and faked everything so far.
02:35:24.000 They must have some kind of evidence.
02:35:26.000 This is the only Iranian guy we know.
02:35:29.000 I don't know why we're even having this conversation.
02:35:31.000 This clearly isn't true or real.
02:35:33.000 I'm just trying to be a good journalist.
02:35:35.000 My G. Hello.
02:35:38.000 Long time. Hello. No, long time.
02:35:42.000 Not us. Bro, are you still running?
02:35:46.000 Are you still doing that janitor ting in gym one?
02:35:49.000 No, no, not us.
02:35:51.000 Not us. No. It wasn't you?
02:35:56.000 Oh, he knows why you're calling. Are you watching the emergency meeting?
02:36:00.000 I'm watching, but no, no, no, not us.
02:36:02.000 So you didn't release the Kate Middleton video?
02:36:05.000 No, sir, not us, no.
02:36:08.000 All right, bro. Get a new job, G. You've been there for ages.
02:36:12.000 I know, sir. So, bruv, that's first-hand evidence that this was not Iran.
02:36:19.000 We're getting closer to the truth.
02:36:22.000 Maybe they have just lied about all of it.
02:36:24.000 Interesting. Play the spaghetti video.
02:36:28.000 I'm not going to play the spaghetti video.
02:36:29.000 Instead, I'm going to play a video from the Scottish police saying why you're going to jail, dipshit.
02:36:35.000 Now to a story that I can confidently say is an absolute joke.
02:36:39.000 Police officers in Scotland are being told they should target actors and comedians under the country's new hate crime laws.
02:36:47.000 Well, GB News' Scotland reporter...
02:36:48.000 Tony Maguire is in Glasgow.
02:36:51.000 Tony, welcome to the show.
02:36:52.000 Scotland is about to bring in the most draconian free speech laws on the planet.
02:36:57.000 What on earth is going on?
02:37:01.000 Yes, indeed. And let's not forget that Scotland has some of the most out there comedians.
02:37:07.000 I mean, I only really need to mention the names of Frankie Boyle and our very own Leo Kers, of course.
02:37:12.000 But yes, this is indeed a revelation today from the Scottish...
02:37:18.000 Sorry mate, can you just walk past the face scan machine to make sure you haven't told any jokes?
02:37:23.000 Professional comedian alert!
02:37:25.000 Professional comedian alert!
02:37:26.000 Jail please! Warning!
02:37:29.000 Get out on the ground!
02:37:30.000 Jail! Get down on the ground!
02:37:32.000 Human trafficking!
02:37:35.000 Human trafficking!
02:37:37.000 Joke trafficking! Jail instantly!
02:37:39.000 Permajail! Permajail!
02:37:40.000 Without trial! Remand!
02:37:43.000 Preventative detention!
02:37:47.000 The world is so fucked, bruv.
02:37:50.000 This is what they're going to do.
02:37:51.000 They're going to come out with a fake video.
02:37:52.000 We're going to say we think that's fake.
02:37:54.000 Anyone's going to say they think it's fake. And we're going to get fucking wrecked by the legal, big, long legal dildo.
02:38:00.000 The shortest second, the shortest, the second longest Johnson.
02:38:08.000 Are you retarded? Are you retarded?
02:38:11.000 The second longest Johnson in existence is the legal dildo and it's gonna come and it's gonna fuck you if you sit and say that the people who release fake videos released another fake video and then they're gonna say don't worry because we know that you don't trust us anymore so to instill faith We have a misinformation researcher with a shit haircut who's in charge of telling you what's true.
02:38:40.000 Kate Starbird says the social media platforms also often ignored the researchers' suggestions.
02:38:47.000 The statistics I've seen are just for the Twitter platform, but my understanding is that they've responded to about 30 percent of the things that we sent them.
02:38:55.000 And I think on the majority of those, they put labels But just a third.
02:38:59.000 But just a third, yeah. And do you suspect that Facebook was...
02:39:04.000 Okay, if there's one person I don't want working for the Ministry of Truth, it's that person.
02:39:11.000 Why? Because that person probably believes that women can have penises and that everything's racist.
02:39:19.000 AI is going to enslave us all.
02:39:20.000 You can't even go into Aldi without a QR code.
02:39:22.000 This video is going to be a minute long. Can't be asked to watch it, but look very closely.
02:39:25.000 Pay attention. So look at this.
02:39:37.000 You've got to scan an app, get a QR code to go on Aldi.
02:39:39.000 Now, the reason all of this is happening, of course, is because society is disintegrated to the point where people just steal all the time.
02:39:45.000 So the UK is such a dump that now they're saying, well, crime's out of control, so how do we fix it?
02:39:50.000 Well, we're going to put facial scans everywhere and QR codes everywhere to fix the crime, but they're not actually going to solve the crime.
02:39:55.000 Instead, they're going to get you in trouble for telling jokes when they release fake videos because they don't want people to highlight the fact that the place is a dump.
02:40:00.000 They don't want to fix it being a dump.
02:40:02.000 They want to get all the people who make you know that it's a dump and throw them in jail, like us.
02:40:07.000 We can't go to the UK now because our faces are going to be scanned and thought crime is going to appear on the Met Central Computer and they're going to set up the terrorist task force to get us.
02:40:18.000 What the fuck?
02:40:21.000 Bro, it's a joke!
02:40:23.000 Ting! Good thing COVID's back.
02:40:24.000 I don't know what we'd do. Yeah, masks.
02:40:26.000 Mask up. How can you shill shitcoins living in Spain?
02:40:30.000 You haven't even got Telegram anymore.
02:40:31.000 Exactly. How you gonna make money on fucking meme coins?
02:40:34.000 Good point. Speaking of fake shit, and this is actually- Meme coins are jokes, which means they're crimes.
02:40:40.000 Yeah. Good point.
02:40:43.000 Huge crimes. It's actually quite interesting.
02:40:46.000 We talk about crypto. I'm gonna mention it quickly because I've already seen a lot of deep fakes of me.
02:40:50.000 Yeah. Here's one.
02:40:53.000 Let me see if I can download it.
02:40:55.000 Let me see if I can download it.
02:41:01.000 People are trying to get me to shill shitcoins with this trash.
02:41:04.000 What is it? One second. This shit.
02:41:11.000 And you can make videos pretending to be me.
02:41:13.000 Now, they're shit. So anyone who believes them is a dummy.
02:41:18.000 Deepfakeaiapp.fakeai.io Anyone who believes them is a dumbass.
02:41:22.000 But they're already faking me, trying to get me to sell their trash.
02:41:26.000 So not only is it going to be faking calamities, they're going to be faking celebrities, investment opportunities, endorsements.
02:41:33.000 Points of view. Everything.
02:41:37.000 Which is why I'm going to say now, if you want to find out what cryptos I do actually endorse, you need to join the real world.
02:41:42.000 Inside of the real world, I will tell you which cryptos I endorse.
02:41:45.000 But if you see anything publicly, I'd be very skeptical.
02:41:47.000 And I want to say one more thing. People think I have this beef with crypto.
02:41:50.000 Let me talk to crypto guys for a second.
02:41:52.000 Hello, crypto dorks. Hello.
02:41:53.000 Hi. GM. GM! I know you're hiding behind your cartoon avatars, but let me explain something to you.
02:42:01.000 I have no problem with easy money.
02:42:03.000 I like hard to make money.
02:42:04.000 I like easy to make money. A lot of you have quite astutely pointed out that I made hundreds of millions of dollars with crypto.
02:42:09.000 That is true. My problem with all you fucking losers is that you get rich off crypto, and instead of thinking, I need to invest in myself so I'm no longer a dork, I need to get strong and smart and interesting, you just keep the money and continue to trade shitcoins, sit in your mother's basement, jerk it off, stay in a nobody.
02:42:26.000 Money amplifies, which means if you're a G and you get rich, you're the top G. If you're a dork and you get rich, you're a super dork.
02:42:31.000 I have no problem with making money with crypto.
02:42:33.000 I'm currently making a bunch of money with crypto, as we all should be.
02:42:36.000 I teach crypto inside of the real world.
02:42:38.000 My problem is with you personally, because I think you're all fucking nerds, and I don't like you.
02:42:42.000 You're the kind of person I would see on the street.
02:42:44.000 And you'd come up to me and be like, Hey, Andrew!
02:42:46.000 Hey! Hey! Nice to meet you!
02:42:48.000 I've got a blockchain project! And while you're talking to me, I'd just be thinking of how snappable your neck is.
02:42:51.000 I'd be thinking, I could just fucking...
02:42:58.000 Blockchain. Blockchain. Blockchain.
02:43:02.000 The last one would be blockchain.
02:43:04.000 Verify your death on the blockchain.
02:43:05.000 Fucking nerds. One confirmation.
02:43:08.000 So I hate the community, but I enjoy the money.
02:43:11.000 Who doesn't? But when you see any of this public garbage, I want to get clear now because there's so many AI deepfakes and stuff around, they're going to try and do it to us.
02:43:20.000 Yeah. So that's why we will teach you how to make money from cryptocurrency.
02:43:24.000 But before you see anything and you go too mad...
02:43:26.000 And we have been doing it for years, by the way.
02:43:28.000 We've been teaching people how to make a lot of money from crypto for years.
02:43:31.000 You can learn how inside of the real world.
02:43:35.000 The real world professors have been telling you to accumulate crypto.
02:43:38.000 We told you which ones to accumulate, and we told you why.
02:43:40.000 Now the price is going up.
02:43:42.000 Everybody's making money. You could have had these tips and you could have learned how to make money in a very easy way, in a very simple system for $49 a month.
02:43:49.000 But you didn't sign up because you thought you were too smart.
02:43:52.000 You're an arrogant idiot. You thought $49 a month is not worth the investment and said you're going to save your money and now you're going to lose out on thousands because you're a dummy.
02:43:59.000 You know what? You're never going to work it out by yourself.
02:44:03.000 You need people around you.
02:44:04.000 You need perspicacity, which is amplified by your network.
02:44:06.000 You need people who know more than you do.
02:44:08.000 You need teachers. You need people to work beside to motivate you.
02:44:11.000 We're living in a transitional period where the matrix is broken.
02:44:14.000 You can start off at the absolute bottom echelon and you can end up at the highest echelons of masculine capability like I have.
02:44:20.000 All you have to do is genuinely try for once in your life.
02:44:23.000 When I meet somebody who's my age, who is still poor, I know it is their fault.
02:44:27.000 They have some kind of personality defect.
02:44:29.000 There's something wrong with them. They don't have any motivation or they're depressed or they try to do it by themselves because they're an arrogant idiot.
02:44:35.000 I don't do anything by myself. I do everything with my team.
02:44:37.000 I have a team of 110 people who work for me.
02:44:39.000 I have my closest advisors.
02:44:41.000 I have the war room with 4,000 people in it.
02:44:43.000 I have Hustles University with all of the professors, 18 of them.
02:44:45.000 I talk to them all day, every day.
02:44:47.000 Every single time I'm making billions of dollars, I do it with other people.
02:44:49.000 I don't do anything by myself.
02:44:51.000 Every single thing I do and all the money I make is done with other people on my team.
02:44:56.000 And you, Mr.
02:44:57.000 Nobody, with no friends, thinks you're going to pull off better than us?
02:45:01.000 You'll be destroyed for the rest of human time!
02:45:06.000 Anyway, off for lunch.
02:45:32.000 Sorry guys, Tristan didn't turn the sound on.
02:45:36.000 Bye.
02:45:37.000 Can you let everybody at home know how you think the world will change?
02:45:40.000 Now we've entered a post-truth era.
02:45:43.000 We were already in a post-truth era, but now one of the few things left you could trust on this planet, your own eyes will deceive you.
02:45:49.000 So now that we know the MSM does nothing but lie, and we know the people in charge of the world are satanic pedophiles, and we know that lawfare is being used to destroy anybody who tries to tell the truth, and if you don't show your face to the facial recognition machine, mate, you're gonna get arrested under penal code 444, the bullshit law.
02:46:03.000 Hate speech. Hate crime.
02:46:04.000 That's a hate speech. Tell the truth.
02:46:06.000 It's hate speech. Sorry, mate. Come over here.
02:46:07.000 Yep. Just come with me, mate. Yep.
02:46:09.000 Yep. I'm sure it's all right, but you told the joke last week.
02:46:11.000 Man, you always say to the judge.
02:46:13.000 Tell it to the judge. So what do you think is going to happen to the world now?
02:46:18.000 How is this going to affect the normie's life?
02:46:23.000 I think I need to just confess.
02:46:25.000 I feel like instead of telling you how it's going to affect your life, I feel like we need to just admit it.
02:46:30.000 I'm going to admit it. Ready?
02:46:32.000 Tell everyone at home.
02:46:34.000 Ladies and gentlemen at home, there is no such thing as an Andrew Tate.
02:46:41.000 It's all been fake.
02:46:42.000 Me, Tristan Tate, the only real one sitting on this podcast, over the past 10 years has used advanced AI because I've been working carefully behind the scenes and I've had access to it.
02:46:55.000 I have fabricated this man.
02:46:58.000 Everything he said, every joke he made, every reason I got put in jail, it's all fake.
02:47:04.000 From day one, his kickboxing fights, To him right here smoking.
02:47:10.000 That was a hard algorithm to program.
02:47:12.000 It's all been fake the entire time.
02:47:14.000 And I feel like I just now need to admit it.
02:47:17.000 I'm sorry. The joke went too far.
02:47:19.000 There's no such thing as an Andrew tape.
02:47:22.000 Now! Why did I make that point?
02:47:26.000 Maybe I'm lying, maybe I'm telling the truth.
02:47:28.000 But here's the fucked up thing.
02:47:30.000 Starting from today, you might see...
02:47:33.000 How many times have you ever seen Andrew Tate in person?
02:47:36.000 Any of you at home? Once?
02:47:37.000 One of you? Maybe?
02:47:39.000 Of the 50,000 watching?
02:47:40.000 Not very many times.
02:47:41.000 So here's the fucked up thing.
02:47:43.000 You are going to have people who will win your hearts, win your minds, that you'll like, that you'll gravitate towards, and their messaging will change and change and change.
02:47:53.000 The old program...
02:47:54.000 of trying to buy real people into selling out into the matrix doesn't even need to be played anymore.
02:48:01.000 New people can be invented who will tell you all the things you want to hear because we live in a digital world and they'll be on your streams and they won't get banned for some reason and once you're their fan they're gonna take the big LGBTQ dildo agenda and shove it up your butthole and you're gonna be like why did that person do it to me because that person isn't real!
02:48:20.000 Andrew is real but that's the future and that's what's coming.
02:48:25.000 So you can't trust the heroes anymore?
02:48:28.000 Well, there'll be new heroes that you'll never see in person.
02:48:31.000 God knows if they even fucking exist!
02:48:34.000 To a lot of people, we came out of nowhere three or four years ago, but AI wasn't good enough to fake back then.
02:48:41.000 What if someone comes out now, starts talking?
02:48:43.000 I might like him. I might message him.
02:48:44.000 Hey, bro, let's set up a podcast. Yeah, bro, let's just do a video conference call.
02:48:48.000 I can't make it to Romania.
02:48:50.000 Fake people are the future.
02:48:52.000 Forget making real people say fake things.
02:48:56.000 Totally invented characters.
02:48:58.000 Reading your news, playing your sports.
02:49:01.000 That's the future. Giving you your opinions, telling you what to think, giving you context on world situations.
02:49:10.000 Leaders of countries?
02:49:12.000 Fake leaders of countries are coming.
02:49:14.000 Because you've never seen a leader of your country ever.
02:49:16.000 Well, hear me out. I have personally seen...
02:49:18.000 Let's take a current issue. I'm not going to talk about it.
02:49:20.000 But I have personally once seen President Zelensky.
02:49:22.000 I have actually seen him, so I know he's a real person.
02:49:24.000 But for you 36,000 people watching, how many of you have both one been to Ukraine and two seen Zelensky?
02:49:32.000 I'm telling you, in 2085, the Republic of Eritrean Nationalists is going to be at war with whatever, and they're going to create a terrorist attack, and their leader's going to say that they did it, and they're going to lock you in your house, and that country and the people and the leader isn't going to exist!
02:49:50.000 No offense to my friends from Eritrea.
02:49:51.000 I don't know why I said that as a random country.
02:49:54.000 It can all be fake!
02:49:55.000 You've never been there.
02:49:57.000 You've never seen them.
02:49:59.000 Everything can be fake.
02:50:01.000 And you'll be locked in your fucking house afraid of fake terrorists from fake countries run by fake leaders who don't exist.
02:50:08.000 And the people who are really controlling the world are going to be chilling in the south of France.
02:50:12.000 Be like, oh good, there's no brokies here.
02:50:13.000 No, they're all locked in their houses because they're scared of the...
02:50:18.000 White People's Republic of Nazistan or whatever they invent.
02:50:23.000 And you won't be able to go anywhere to verify with your own eyes because you won't have enough carbon credits and you'll be in your 15-minute city locked down.
02:50:30.000 And you won't be able to say, this is very inconvenient that every single thing they tell me is a lie and I can't go anywhere, LOL, because then the face scan machine will scan you on your way to get your bug allocation or your dude milk from some tranny's tits and you're going to end up in a fucking jail cell.
02:50:53.000 Dude milk and bugs.
02:50:55.000 That's what you're going to eat.
02:50:56.000 Believing in a version of the world that isn't even fucking real.
02:51:00.000 The Matrix is going to get a whole lot worse.
02:51:04.000 We have been saying on emergency meetings for a very long time that we are in a few years we stand a chance of resisting absolute oppression.
02:51:10.000 It is accelerating.
02:51:12.000 I found that Will Smith video and I wasn't going to play it because I don't like your suggestions.
02:51:15.000 I'll play it in a second, but let me finish with a greater meta point.
02:51:18.000 I'm going to take someone who I kind of like, and I have never met, and has actually been around for a good number of years now, so we know he is an AI. But let's just take, randomly, Vivek Ramaswamy, okay?
02:51:30.000 I kind of like that dude.
02:51:32.000 I've seen him in videos.
02:51:33.000 I've seen him talk in videos.
02:51:34.000 I've seen him on political campaigns in video.
02:51:37.000 Now, he's a real person.
02:51:38.000 I'm not pushing the conspiracy that he doesn't exist.
02:51:41.000 But in 20 years' time, when a young, charismatic future leader, future president, congressman, senator comes along and steals everyone's hearts...
02:51:49.000 You won't even know if it's a fucking real person!
02:51:52.000 And then he gets elected, because you vote for him, and then suddenly, you're fucked!
02:51:59.000 Because it isn't a person, it's just the fucking agenda.
02:52:04.000 Giving you what you want to hear, to get your vote, if voting's still real, and then you are screwed.
02:52:11.000 Imagine if someone told you today, as an American Republican, oh yeah, Vivek Ramaswamy, you know he's not actually real, it was just all CGI, it was all deepfake.
02:52:19.000 Now, that can't be real because he's been around for a good while.
02:52:23.000 But the Vivek Ramaswamis of 20 years time and 30 years time, they're building them now.
02:52:29.000 There's Facebook accounts with childhood photos of people who aren't real being posted right now in real time, ready for the future setup of fake candidates in fake elections.
02:52:41.000 You ever seen Donald Trump? Even I haven't.
02:52:45.000 The world's geese. The implications are terrifying.
02:52:49.000 And before the mainstream media starts saying, I'm saying for fake and Trump aren't real, these are all real people now.
02:52:55.000 We're now starting the era where the fabrication of the future fake people can begin.
02:53:03.000 You know, when I was doing the research for this show, because I want people at home to know that I actually work very hard in emergency meetings.
02:53:08.000 I'm a hardworking man. I'm Mr. Padusa.
02:53:09.000 I take it very seriously. He was practicing drawing dicks all day.
02:53:14.000 The law. And I was finding all the proof that the video of Kate is fake.
02:53:18.000 And I couldn't play all these proofs that it's fake.
02:53:19.000 But you can see them yourselves on Twitter.
02:53:21.000 This emergency meeting is not about whether that video particularly is fake or not.
02:53:24.000 It's about the fact that people no longer believe the MSM and how they're going to punish you for it.
02:53:27.000 They have the misinformation police with their short hair and their liberal psychos.
02:53:32.000 And they're going to be able to tell you what's true and what isn't.
02:53:34.000 And if you go against it, the face machine is going to lock you up.
02:53:36.000 All of this is coming. Consider this a prediction for the future.
02:53:40.000 This is not hyperbole.
02:53:42.000 This is not a joke. This is what's going to happen to your children.
02:53:45.000 And they're going to live in a false version of reality who my brother just said is completely true.
02:53:48.000 And then I was talking about how they fake people.
02:53:50.000 I found the Morgan Freeman fake.
02:53:52.000 And I found the Kate fakes.
02:53:53.000 I found the Queen fake. I found a fake of Princess Diana.
02:53:55.000 I have all these fakes here. I found the fakes of me.
02:53:58.000 Have you seen the fakes of you?
02:54:02.000 Don't. I'll leave.
02:54:04.000 Have you seen the fakes of you?
02:54:06.000 Take the Will Smith video to show the progress of AI. I'll show the progress of AI, but no, I'm actually serious.
02:54:10.000 We've got some... No, no, Tristan.
02:54:11.000 No, you're just talking shit.
02:54:12.000 No, I've got some serious. You're making things up.
02:54:14.000 I'm not. There's fakes of you.
02:54:16.000 One sec. Let's look at the AI video.
02:54:17.000 This is actually a very pertinent example because right now, as we said, you can kind of tell if videos are fake or not, but this is the one-year difference in AI. I don't know how to make this fit on the screen exactly.
02:54:27.000 It doesn't fit properly. The one-thirds.
02:54:30.000 Thirds. Thirds?
02:54:32.000 And thirds it will. Yeah, maybe this way.
02:54:35.000 All right, you can kind of see.
02:54:37.000 So this is one year ago when they told a machine to make Will Smith eating spaghetti and today and how different the AI machine and how much better it's gone in a single year.
02:54:44.000 What's it called when computers exponentially get better?
02:54:47.000 Murphy's Law? Murphy's Law. So imagine it in five years from now.
02:54:51.000 Look at this. What's happening?
02:54:55.000 What's happening? Hey!
02:54:57.000 Hey! I just want to join. I think you're making.
02:55:04.000 Let's go! You can do it all by yourself!
02:55:10.000 Let me see you do it What's happening scary so tristan's got a couple
02:55:20.000 You You
02:55:24.000 You Oh
02:55:28.000 Oh Oh
02:55:45.000 You You
02:55:49.000 you you
02:55:53.000 You know what?
02:55:54.000 That's you on your way to the pub because you didn't want to be late for Jeremy.
02:55:57.000 I apologize. That was actually honestly very good.
02:55:59.000 I know. Who made that?
02:56:00.000 I don't know, but for some reason there's loads more of you than there is of me.
02:56:04.000 That was actually very good.
02:56:06.000 I'm super impressed. Check this one out.
02:56:07.000 Congratulations. This one is probably the best one yet.
02:56:11.000 It's the James Bond again.
02:56:13.000 Yeah. We're good to go.
02:56:29.000 You want to see the AI? They made AI of you.
02:56:34.000 It's very realistic.