Tate Speech - July 07, 2024


Gonster Or Go Home | Tate Confidential Ep 240


Episode Stats

Length

19 minutes

Words per Minute

130.28871

Word Count

2,482

Sentence Count

380

Misogynist Sentences

12

Hate Speech Sentences

11


Summary

Tristan and Andrew get into a heated argument about who can drink the most Guinness, and it's not even close to being an actual debate. Also, Andrew wants to shave his face so he can look like Clark Kent, but can he do it without the glasses? We'll find out on this episode of the WDFA Podcast. Music by Zapsplat and tyops. Art: Mackenzie Moore Music: Hayden Coplen Editor: Will Witwer Mixer: Alex Blumberg Thanks to our sponsor, Caff Monster Energy Drink, for sponsoring this episode! Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD, tyops, and jgreer. Art: Jeff Kaale Editing by Mike Carrier Cover art by Ian Dorsch Theme song by Suneaters, courtesy of Lotuspool Records Thank you for listening and supporting the podcast. . The opinions stated in this episode are our own, not those of our sponsors. We do not own the rights to any music used in this podcast. All credit given to artists, other than those of their respective labels, unless otherwise indicated. If you've paid for their services, we are not compensated for their work, we do not claim any other services. and we have no obligation to do so. in any way. Thank you to any other person's credit, credit given or other than that which is given to a third party. ) We are not affiliated with this podcast or service provided by the host(s). or any other third party or sponsor(s) in the host of the podcast, is not responsible for their product or service provider if they choose to use this podcast, other such credit is represented by the artist s credit or service at any other entity by any other agency, other , etc., etc. or such other person s credit given, etc., etc. etc., such thing is their discretion is their own discretion. etc.. thank you in any other compensation is not required and other such compensation is appreciated, etc. in any such thing in the public service or such such thing, etc.) thanks to the host or service is being compensated for the use of such a thing is appreciated so please do not be offended by this podcast is appreciated.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Why did you do that, Marston?
00:00:13.000 No, I was actually in a shisha bar and I had a couple drinks.
00:00:17.000 You said it and I was like...
00:00:19.000 And you thought you that brave and to challenge me.
00:00:22.000 Marcel, are you fucking insane?
00:00:28.000 It's a monster energy.
00:00:30.000 Can you beat me?
00:00:31.000 Oh Marcel, those are fighting words.
00:00:34.000 Bro, can you beat me, yes or no?
00:00:35.000 The answer is inequivocably yes.
00:00:39.000 I don't think so. I absolutely can.
00:00:41.000 I don't think so. So, bro, you can't beat me. So it's a Guinness, but a quarter Monster Energy drink.
00:00:47.000 It's more Guinness than...
00:01:10.000 Yeah, of course. Half it.
00:01:11.000 I thought it was half and a half.
00:01:13.000 Okay, everyone at home is going to be confused.
00:01:15.000 Marcel, what did you do? I may have been drunk.
00:01:19.000 I don't know. May have been interesting.
00:01:23.000 Right. And we posted a picture of a drink that was a 1.25 and 3.25 Guinness.
00:01:30.000 Called a Gonster. Called a Gonster.
00:01:32.000 In our group chat. In our group chat.
00:01:35.000 And in a moment...
00:01:37.000 Of high-octane adrenaline running through my body, I challenged Tristan to a gonk throw.
00:01:45.000 Yeah, that was stupid. Marcel, I can tell you right now it's going to end very badly for you.
00:01:50.000 I don't know, bro.
00:01:52.000 What do you mean you don't know? I don't know.
00:01:54.000 What do you mean you don't know? Marcel, you're doubling down.
00:01:56.000 This is not good. You're doubling down?
00:01:57.000 You're doubling down. You know what?
00:01:59.000 The camera's rolling, Marcel.
00:02:01.000 No, seriously, Marcel. Do you remember?
00:02:02.000 I've done this before. Oh, wow.
00:02:04.000 Marcel, this is your one chance to back out.
00:02:08.000 Shake the hand and apologize.
00:02:10.000 And this is your one chance to back out in this contest.
00:02:13.000 I'm ready when you are IT'S OVER
00:02:16.000 IT'S OVER I go back down
00:02:20.000 I go back down Shit. Let's go.
00:02:25.000 Fuck it. Easy. He'll be here right tomorrow.
00:02:28.000 Andrew, what's your take on this beef?
00:02:32.000 Well, I don't drink. Marcel, any famous last words?
00:02:37.000 For Tristan, you might point that camera that way.
00:02:40.000 You better point that camera that way.
00:02:43.000 Any last words, nigga?
00:02:48.000 Tomorrow. There's a 99.999999% chance that you're eating that cold.
00:02:53.000 I'm about to get some, and you know I'm putting it in the microwave.
00:02:56.000 Is it cold? No, it's still hot for me.
00:02:59.000 You're crazy. Did you see that the Monsters and the Guinness have been delivered?
00:03:04.000 Oh, yeah. I saw them.
00:03:06.000 Are you doing that tonight? No, no, no.
00:03:07.000 We'll do it in a few days when Marcel's up to it.
00:03:10.000 Marcel's up to the challenge. Marcel's never going to be up to the challenge.
00:03:13.000 Oh, but he made the challenge.
00:03:14.000 He didn't make the challenge. I do agree with you.
00:03:16.000 Whenever Marcel's ready, He's just going to delay it until you force them to do it.
00:03:20.000 I'm going to drink one tonight. Just drink one for fun.
00:03:22.000 It's practice. That'll show him.
00:03:25.000 There's no way you're eating that cold.
00:03:27.000 I stole all from yesterday. I keep seeing comments on that TC episode where you put on my glasses.
00:04:17.000 Everyone gives me shit for my glasses, but when you put mine on, Why do you wear such dorky little glasses?
00:04:24.000 Because they make my skinny neck look bigger.
00:04:27.000 It keeps the focus up here and not down here, you know?
00:04:32.000 Everyone was complimenting you.
00:04:33.000 They said you looked like super handsome in glasses and you should wear those.
00:04:36.000 I know. I know. I'm like Superman.
00:04:37.000 You know how Superman puts on glasses and looks like a different person?
00:04:40.000 I can literally look like a different person.
00:04:42.000 I might buy some glasses.
00:04:45.000 Become glasses man. You can't become glasses man.
00:04:48.000 I'm glasses man. You don't.
00:04:49.000 I'd look more like... I would look more like Clark Kent than you if I shaved my face and put on glasses.
00:04:56.000 I can't imagine you with the shaved face and glasses.
00:04:58.000 I look vastly different.
00:05:00.000 But I would look like Clark Kent from Superman if I shaved my face and put on glasses.
00:05:03.000 I feel like you're doing that just to troll me.
00:05:06.000 I'd look more like Bailey than Bailey.
00:05:08.000 No, you don't. I'd look more like Bailey's brother than Andrew's brother.
00:05:12.000 I look vastly different when I shave my face.
00:05:15.000 I look like a different human being.
00:05:17.000 It's comical. Big Bailey, eh?
00:05:20.000 No, no. Maybe I should shave my face, put on some glasses and call myself Big Bailey.
00:05:25.000 No, no. Would you look like Bailey with a shaved face in glasses?
00:05:28.000 Yeah, I'd look loads like Bailey. Would you?
00:05:31.000 This doesn't need to be a thing.
00:05:34.000 I'm doing it. No, don't do a thing.
00:05:35.000 It'll be interesting side by side, I won't lie.
00:05:37.000 Alright, we're doing it. Big Bailey, loading.
00:05:39.000 One hour later Hey Bailey, how you doing?
00:05:43.000 I'm Bailey I'm the new Bailey
00:05:51.000 Hahaha.
00:05:56.000 I told you I don't know what to say.
00:05:58.000 I told you we're ready. Hey there, Randy.
00:06:09.000 Shut the f*** up.
00:06:11.000 Your neck isn't skinny. Yeah, I know.
00:06:12.000 My neck's bigger. How come your neck's not skinny anymore?
00:06:15.000 It's the new glasses. Well, Bailey, you look a lot better.
00:06:18.000 I must admit, you look taller, your neck's not skinny, well done.
00:06:20.000 Praise Jesus. No, you can't do this.
00:06:24.000 Who the f*** is this jerk-off?
00:06:27.000 Dunno. Who's this guy?
00:06:28.000 Tristan shaved his beard and got skinny and small.
00:06:31.000 Nerd. Tristan.
00:06:34.000 I don't know what to say.
00:06:37.000 Can you admit the beard is a massive transformation?
00:06:40.000 I genuinely don't know what to say.
00:06:41.000 I'm kind of speechless. I told you.
00:06:43.000 I feel like we could look, we look similar.
00:06:47.000 I think we do, maybe. I'm Baby's brother.
00:06:49.000 Wait. So we have Bailey and this guy.
00:06:56.000 I don't know who this jerk is, but this is Bailey.
00:06:59.000 Tall, thick-necked Bailey.
00:07:00.000 You know I'm the real Bailey because I'm smoking a cigarette.
00:07:02.000 And we have this guy. I told you I looked younger than you.
00:07:09.000 You just didn't know you were in your face.
00:07:11.000 I can't get off the ground.
00:07:14.000 But they call me the Superman lover, yeah.
00:07:19.000 Say they call me the Superman lover, yeah.
00:07:24.000 But something wrong.
00:07:29.000 I'm just kidding.
00:07:31.000 I don't understand what is even worth filming right now.
00:07:35.000 It's three guys chilling out, cool glasses of gold skirt.
00:07:37.000 Is Nigel joining? I am actually.
00:07:40.000 But there's no competition.
00:07:42.000 We just like them, so we're just chilling.
00:07:44.000 You said that last night.
00:07:45.000 Who is we? We is not me.
00:07:48.000 No, it's a royal we. Stop saying we.
00:07:51.000 You can't say we, Marcel, because you're on your what?
00:07:54.000 Four? You are on time out.
00:07:55.000 You're on time out. We had a deal.
00:07:58.000 We had a deal and you fucked me over live on camp.
00:08:02.000 I'm just saying. But you decided to take the last one.
00:08:06.000 Which was Gonksta Mixed with Fireblood.
00:08:08.000 You decided. I suggested it.
00:08:11.000 You took it. I'm gonna do it.
00:08:12.000 Gonksta Mixed. I didn't even push you to do it.
00:08:15.000 You just said, I'm gonna do it.
00:08:16.000 So this is Marcel's fault.
00:08:18.000 Fine. Cheers to Marcel.
00:08:19.000 Let's go, Gonksta. Cheers.
00:08:21.000 Cheers myself.
00:08:22.000 Good man.
00:08:30.000 Don't stop, pussy.
00:08:34.000 Tell him.
00:08:37.000 Slacks are always late.
00:08:38.000 It was time to finish your gongster ten seconds ago, motherfuckers.
00:08:43.000 Guys, I might pass out in a minute.
00:08:45.000 No, I know what that is.
00:08:47.000 I'll go to bed. You guys don't know? I'll go to bed.
00:08:49.000 I know what it is.
00:08:49.000 I have a nuclear weapon.
00:08:50.000 I don't wanna see.
00:08:52.000 Although I've never lost a game.
00:08:54.000 I was waiting for one of you to beat me.
00:08:56.000 Because this is unfair advantage for me.
00:08:58.000 But I'm still ready to beat you. Bring it on.
00:09:00.000 So I've never lost a game, but now you're never gonna beat me ever.
00:09:02.000 No.
00:09:04.000 It's Hello Kitty Uno.
00:09:06.000 Now, I know you guys are scared.
00:09:10.000 You're shook. I understand.
00:09:13.000 I'm born on the street. Things are different where I'm from.
00:09:16.000 Things are different.
00:09:17.000 You can't burn my Hello Kitty Uno.
00:09:20.000 Thank you.
00:09:22.000 I've never lost a game with a normal card.
00:09:25.000 What chance do you stand of beating me with Hello Kitty Uno?
00:09:28.000 What chance? Not.
00:09:37.000 Not. So I understand, if you're scared of the Hello Kitty cards, just say I'm scared.
00:09:42.000 Just say I'm scared, I'll put them down with the normal cards.
00:09:45.000 Be fair. It's fine. Just say you're scared.
00:09:47.000 You look a bit scared. Are you scared?
00:09:49.000 You look a bit shook. Are you scared?
00:09:51.000 Are you scared, Marcel? Are you scared?
00:09:53.000 Because you look relieved. You look a bit shook, Marcel.
00:09:55.000 Or you want to put them into the Hello Kitty cards.
00:09:58.000 I'm coming home. Oh, so now you're drinking it.
00:10:11.000 Now the camera's on. I've been waiting on you forever to finish your gumster.
00:10:15.000 Me and Najee got fresh ones here.
00:10:17.000 And you're pretending you're...
00:10:18.000 Now the camera's on and you're drinking it, yeah?
00:10:21.000 You're just gonna act natural, right? You didn't get me.
00:10:24.000 I got him. Yeah, how does that make you feel?
00:10:27.000 How does it feel? I just found it.
00:10:29.000 How do you feel bro?
00:10:31.000 You can't feel good after that He's gone
00:10:35.000 Wasted He's gone
00:10:39.000 That was light speed He needs it
00:10:43.000 You don't know what you saw Drinking drinks at me. How do you feel?
00:10:48.000 Fine. No, you don't.
00:10:50.000 Bro. You're fucked.
00:10:55.000 Wait, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up.
00:10:57.000 Oh my gosh, Flanders is getting involved.
00:11:03.000 Diddly!
00:11:05.000 I have to join you guys, don't I?
00:11:09.000 Diddly!
00:11:10.000 This is the worst house in the world.
00:11:12.000 No, drinking and videoing, yes, it is.
00:11:15.000 Ooh! That hurts!
00:11:17.000 You're getting served!
00:11:18.000 You're getting fucked!
00:11:21.000 It hurts. Look at his face.
00:11:24.000 Now you've all had a drink.
00:11:27.000 I admit. You almost got me.
00:11:29.000 If Alex does it, you got me.
00:11:30.000 Alex! Alex!
00:11:32.000 Alex! The mechanics of this house.
00:11:35.000 Nothing makes sense.
00:11:37.000 You make up shit as you go along.
00:11:40.000 Nothing makes sense. But you lost those.
00:11:42.000 See, look, you ran your mouth to me.
00:11:44.000 Now you're gonna end up drinking all night, feeling like shit tomorrow.
00:11:47.000 Let's go! Come on, let's go on.
00:11:51.000 I can do this all day.
00:11:53.000 I can do it all night.
00:11:54.000 I'm too pink. Marcel, I can see you're a little bit of a body.
00:12:01.000 Your confidence has grown.
00:12:03.000 I swear to God, I'm so close.
00:12:04.000 Let's go. Marcel, I have no pleasure in doing this anymore.
00:12:08.000 I've lost my passion for the sport.
00:12:10.000 So you want to bow out?
00:12:13.000 Why don't you just- Let's go!
00:12:15.000 Oh shit. You went a little bit too far there, Marcel.
00:12:20.000 Marcel, you are the king of making stuff up.
00:12:25.000 And if Marcel was a sentence, a catchphrase, it would be, my mouth writes checks that my ass can't catch.
00:12:33.000 If Marcel was a catchphrase, that's what Marcel would be.
00:12:38.000 Marcel, you just poked the bear.
00:12:40.000 You poked the bear.
00:12:46.000 That's your downfall.
00:12:48.000 That's your...
00:12:49.000 It's the world's ever first gum stagger I mean, it's chocolate ice cream trapped in some booze.
00:13:06.000 Mmm.
00:13:07.000 Mmm.
00:13:08.000 It's chocolate.
00:13:09.000 It's chocolate.
00:13:10.000 Mmm.
00:13:11.000 Mmm.
00:13:12.000 It's going!
00:13:13.000 I'm not saying it's going.
00:13:14.000 It's going!
00:13:15.000 It's going!
00:13:16.000 I'm not saying it's going.
00:13:23.000 Mmm.
00:13:24.000 Karpoffo!
00:13:25.000 You gotta lift the shot glass up to distract the booze.
00:13:32.000 Another guns taker? No.
00:13:35.000 Gonster? No. So you quit?
00:13:37.000 All the talk and shit that I know.
00:13:38.000 Marcel, you can't quit this early.
00:13:40.000 So you quit and I win. Marcel, you can't quit this early.
00:13:42.000 You quit and I win? The episode's just started.
00:13:44.000 Seven Gonsters in. Seven Gonsters.
00:13:46.000 You said you could only do five.
00:13:48.000 Seven Gonsters in, plus we've had some- Three of fucking- Plus you had some brandies, I've had some whiskeys, and we've had some wines, remember?
00:13:55.000 At that barbecue. You've had some brandies and whisky, so this is not- You can't quit, Marcel.
00:13:58.000 It's not his seventh drink.
00:14:00.000 We've been drinking since about 3pm.
00:14:02.000 You had two- And it is currently what time?
00:14:05.000 Uh, 2.30 in the morning.
00:14:07.000 12 hours.
00:14:08.000 Marcel's song is...
00:14:09.000 Mamaaaaaa Na na na na na
00:14:12.000 Hey!
00:14:13.000 You've got to sing it.
00:14:14.000 Marcel, keep going.
00:14:16.000 I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all.
00:14:21.000 That is seven.
00:14:23.000 Marcel.
00:14:24.000 This is seven.
00:14:25.000 Seven's a gold measure.
00:14:26.000 Plus we have some brandy, some whiskey, a bunch of other drinks.
00:14:29.000 We're doing alright. You do too, Marcel.
00:14:31.000 It's good about Marcel. Versus.
00:14:33.000 Yeah. Retribution. Retribution.
00:14:36.000 He's going to be inspiring.
00:14:37.000 Why are you mad at Marcel?
00:14:39.000 Oh my god!
00:14:41.000 Marcel is going there!
00:14:42.000 Marcel, what did you say? He's going there!
00:14:45.000 Yes or no? Can what?
00:14:47.000 Can you be inspiring? Marcel!
00:14:50.000 Marcel! Andrew, right now.
00:14:53.000 Andrew, right now.
00:14:54.000 Alright, after this competition, tomorrow we can spar.
00:14:57.000 No problem. Why? What the fuck you called it?
00:15:00.000 It's heavy. Gonstega.
00:15:03.000 Gonstega? I think, you know, so what you have to understand is...
00:15:07.000 So you can beat me in sparring.
00:15:11.000 More specifically, let's go down, can beat me, undefeated.
00:15:19.000 Marcel actually hasn't got a loss on his 21.
00:15:22.000 25 year friend.
00:15:24.000 Can you beat me?
00:15:28.000 Me.
00:15:28.000 Bye.
00:15:30.000 Tell the audience. Yes!
00:15:34.000 100% yes!
00:15:37.000 This might be my last drink.
00:15:40.000 Nah, myself, bro, if I'm in a bad way.
00:15:42.000 You feeling alright? No.
00:15:43.000 Nah, it's just not a bad day. I'm good.
00:15:46.000 Hey, Marcel, yeah, I'm talking about it.
00:15:48.000 Marcel, Marcel, one thing before you go, I'm just gonna tell you something.
00:15:54.000 No running away.
00:15:56.000 You have to quit now!
00:16:00.000 Quit! Say you quit!
00:16:05.000 Nice. Are you a dumbass?
00:16:13.000 I told you to go to the floor.
00:16:20.000 Lou, mate.
00:16:21.000 Chill, mate. You good.
00:16:35.000 I'm good. Did you throw up?
00:16:37.000 No. You definitely threw up.
00:16:42.000 So, do you quit?
00:16:45.000 Say I quit and shake my hand.
00:16:49.000 Marcel, we're just chilling.
00:16:51.000 It's good. Right now, it's time to give up.
00:16:54.000 Okay. Let me just say, I've tried my hardest to go full on With Tristan.
00:17:04.000 Right now when they connect, right?
00:17:06.000 I can't do that one.
00:17:08.000 I'll be honest. So I'm winning.
00:17:16.000 And you quit.
00:17:19.000 I quit. You quit.
00:17:20.000 I quit. It's always gonna be this way.
00:17:30.000 The result was decided before the game even started, Marcel.
00:17:36.000 It is what it is.
00:17:39.000 I don't know why you started this game.
00:17:41.000 I think you've got to do that as well, bro.
00:17:44.000 Marcel, pound it. Pound it.
00:17:46.000 No, I can't. I'll be honest with you, I can't.
00:17:49.000 I do not have the capacity.
00:17:53.000 What's that? So, if I win, that makes me the winner, yeah?
00:18:06.000 Yes. And you lose, correct?
00:18:08.000 Yes. That makes you...
00:18:12.000 Come on, Marcel.
00:18:16.000 Give me my two!
00:18:20.000 Yes, Marcel.
00:18:23.000 Give me my two. I'll attempt it.
00:18:27.000 You lost your motherfucking mind every day.
00:18:34.000 Come on, Marcel!
00:18:36.000 I can't lie to you, I can't do two.
00:18:39.000 Alright, so...
00:18:40.000 So, I'm the winner and you are the...
00:18:43.000 I'm the loser. Marcel!
00:18:47.000 Don't ever fucking challenge me again.
00:18:49.000 I've told you a hundred times.
00:18:51.000 I done told you once, you son of a bitch.
00:18:53.000 I'm the best there's ever been.
00:18:55.000 Till tomorrow!
00:19:02.000 Tristan, any final words?