Tate Speech - July 09, 2024


YOU CAN'T USE GREENS AGAINST ME | Tate Confidential Ep 241


Episode Stats

Length

14 minutes

Words per Minute

127.01031

Word Count

1,848

Sentence Count

249

Misogynist Sentences

2

Hate Speech Sentences

4


Summary

Tristan is the only one awake and ready to go for a drive, and who are we missing? Andrew. Tristan Drew Justin Alex James Evan Matthew Shane Aidan Chris Joe Jake Connor Sam Jack Taylor Jordan Matt Nick Bryce Emma Anna Caitie Sophie Olivia Kaitlyn Emily Alyssa Natalie Isabella Katie Camille Aleks Megan Rachel Victoria Hannah Will Madison Carla Julia Ashley We ve all been scammed, but what s worse is that we re the only ones awake, and no one else is ready to take the car keys to the drive? Can we go for it? Will we make it or won t we just sit in this house and wait for the police to come and seize all the cars we ve been looking for? Is it too late to drive to the shops? Do we go back to jail or do we stay in the house and lose the cars again? What s the worst thing we ve ever done? Andrew has no idea what s going to do with the cars? Alex doesn t know what s wrong with them? And we don t we know what we should we do with them?? And what s the best option we can do with these days? We ll tell you what we think we ve done with them and we llllllllleeeeeeee Thanks for listening to the episode Thank you so much for listening and supporting the podcast, we really appreciate it we really really really appreciate the support we ve got a lot of support and really appreciate you guys. - Justin and I hope you enjoy the feedback. We re working on this episode. We hope you guys enjoy it. We llll ll be back next week with more episodes coming soon! - P.S. Thank you, Justin, we ll lllll, we re back with more soon! - Justin, I ll be sure to give you guys a shout out soon! xoxo - Justin & Andrew - <3 - Andrew


Transcript

00:00:00.000 You risk having cars here to drive.
00:00:10.000 We have millions of dollars of cars on the drive so that we can use them before they come and seize them all.
00:00:15.000 Or we just sit in this house till we go back to jail and lose all the cars again.
00:00:19.000 It's a sunny Sunday.
00:00:21.000 Don't lie to me about work.
00:00:23.000 I got work to do.
00:00:24.000 So why don't you get in one of your Ferrari SF90s, or your 812 Competition Limited Edition $1.5 million
00:00:32.000 Ferrari, and come for three or four hours driving on some beautiful
00:00:36.000 mountain roads, and come for lunch.
00:00:39.000 What if I take the security van?
00:00:41.000 I can use my phone the whole way there.
00:00:43.000 I'll drive the van.
00:00:48.000 Shit!
00:00:49.000 There's no way he's not coming.
00:00:55.000 This is new.
00:00:57.000 He ain't coming. I've got faith in your teeth.
00:01:00.000 I've made my decision.
00:01:02.000 And I'll tell you tomorrow in five minutes.
00:01:05.000 What? Alex, you want to bet on what his decision is?
00:01:11.000 I know what his decision is. You're leaving the house.
00:01:14.000 His decision is either drive in the lotto, which is decision one, which might be it.
00:01:19.000 There, go on. I don't understand.
00:01:26.000 Whatever. Whatever. I think we should take a bunch of supercars.
00:01:28.000 That's all I think we should do. So in a twisting turn of events, Tristan Tate is ready to go for a drive.
00:01:58.000 And who are we missing?
00:02:00.000 Fucking Andrew. Sends a message at almost 2am.
00:02:04.000 Might sleep later.
00:02:06.000 11.30 or 12.
00:02:08.000 So I obviously don't check my phone from Andrew first thing.
00:02:12.000 I get up, shower, get dressed, come downstairs.
00:02:14.000 It's now 9.51.
00:02:16.000 Good, 10 minutes to go.
00:02:18.000 And where the fuck is everyone?
00:02:20.000 I'm not going now.
00:02:22.000 Now I'm not going.
00:02:24.000 You are the witness that I was ready.
00:02:26.000 I'm going to take this off and go back to sleep.
00:02:28.000 When you came downstairs, I was super surprised to see you.
00:02:31.000 I didn't think you were going to go.
00:02:33.000 I'm not going there. You're the only one ready.
00:02:35.000 Now I'm not going. Everyone tricked me with this, Tristan, come, just come, 10 a.m., we're leaving, 10 a.m., we're leaving.
00:02:40.000 10 a.m., I'm the only motherfucker even.
00:02:43.000 You're not wrong.
00:02:45.000 No one in this house is awake.
00:02:47.000 Even you're still wearing vaginas.
00:02:48.000 I am in sweats. I've been scammed.
00:02:52.000 I've been skiing, and now I'm going to make alternative plans.
00:02:55.000 Alex, I know you're dressed for church.
00:02:57.000 Do you remember, I'm going to test your memory, yesterday, you can think that far back, sitting in this room and everyone's saying, we have to go driving, we have to go driving, Tristan, come driving, come driving, come driving.
00:03:08.000 What time did they say we're leaving?
00:03:11.000 10 o'clock. 10 o'clock in the morning.
00:03:12.000 So you remember them saying that probably about, what, 600 million times, didn't they?
00:03:17.000 What time is it now? 10 and 10.
00:03:21.000 And who's the only one awake and ready to go driving?
00:03:24.000 You. What the fuck is wrong with people in this house?
00:03:27.000 What the fuck is wrong?
00:03:29.000 No, let's go driving, let's go driving.
00:03:31.000 Everyone fucking shouts at me.
00:03:32.000 I'm down here at 955 dressed and ready, car keys in my hand, and everyone's asleep.
00:03:37.000 The fuck is this?
00:03:39.000 I'm gonna go brash off without them.
00:03:41.000 Nice. Do it. Do it.
00:03:45.000 So Andrew has been talking about, for the past two days, how much he cannot wait to drive his McLaren.
00:03:58.000 And he's been looking forward to taking it out all day on Sunday.
00:04:01.000 But he didn't wake up.
00:04:02.000 So what car did we decide to take?
00:04:04.000 McLaren always says. Alex thinks we're going for gas.
00:04:15.000 Fuck gas. Fuck Alex.
00:04:18.000 We're going to the last shop.
00:04:20.000 Oh, okay.
00:04:22.000 Oh, dang. Andrew just texted Drew.
00:04:34.000 He said 15 minutes, let's go.
00:04:37.000 He has no idea like we've already got.
00:04:39.000 No, he has no idea. In fact, neither does Alex, so no one's going to snitch on us.
00:04:43.000 15 minutes, can we solidify him?
00:04:44.000 Yeah, massive.
00:04:46.000 There's no way he doesn't know I've got a Porsche.
00:05:03.000 My money was going to ask me to screw you up.
00:05:06.000 So I got him. You did get him.
00:05:09.000 He got himself, really.
00:05:12.000 You did take him. Of course you did.
00:05:15.000 I was deceived. So I deceived them back.
00:05:18.000 Uno reverse. Uno reverse.
00:05:22.000 He said he's never lost a game, but he definitely lost a game.
00:05:25.000 He definitely lost a game. Find a picture of an Uno reverse card and send it to the group and say, from Justin.
00:05:31.000 Thanks. The hills look all aren't clear because it's raining.
00:05:52.000 What did I ask yesterday?
00:05:54.000 You asked yesterday, did you check the weather to see if it's going to rain or not?
00:05:57.000 And Andrew said it's not going to rain.
00:06:00.000 It looks pretty rainy to me.
00:06:04.000 Imagine being so keen to fuck a chick that you don't care if she has AIDS and you just don't.
00:06:12.000 Imagine wanting to go driving so bad that when someone says, do you check the weather?
00:06:16.000 You lie. Like, yeah, it's fine.
00:06:19.000 It's spring.
00:06:21.000 It's springtime.
00:06:22.000 It rains. If it starts fucking raining, I'm going home.
00:06:26.000 Yeah. Checkpoint, we made it. Yeah.
00:07:05.000 Cigarette case. It's really nice.
00:07:08.000 This is maybe the nicest cigarette case in the world, anywhere.
00:07:11.000 Give me a close-up. Of our adventures without Andrew.
00:07:19.000 No, no, no. We are actually sticking to the plan.
00:07:23.000 It's Andrew who abandoned us.
00:07:25.000 This is the adventures of the men who, at 10am, left for Brashov.
00:07:29.000 That was the plan that I heard.
00:07:31.000 Is that what you heard, Bailey? That is the plan.
00:07:33.000 That's what I thought. So, they've abandoned us.
00:07:36.000 We haven't abandoned that one. About the pillager's house.
00:08:23.000 A gay boss.
00:08:24.000 A gay boss. No one knows what that means.
00:08:27.000 Oh wait.
00:08:35.000 The video is not sponsored by Sony.
00:09:10.000 At least, did you have any fun? Andrew said, yeah, we stopped at two or three places.
00:09:13.000 Andrew said, at 10 a.m.
00:09:15.000 we're going to Brasov. So, at 10 a.m.
00:09:18.000 I went to Brasov, we went to reverse. He wrote on the group that we might be late.
00:09:21.000 No, Andrew said I might sleep more after I was already ready to go.
00:09:26.000 So this was your plan? It was Uno reverse.
00:09:29.000 No, it wasn't. My plan was to just come with you guys.
00:09:32.000 That's why at 10 o'clock I was up and ready.
00:09:34.000 But Andrew was asleep, so I Uno reversed it.
00:09:36.000 Go to Bradshaw at 10am. It was the fastest car and went on the shittiest road.
00:09:41.000 Andrew hasn't said two words since we sat down.
00:09:43.000 No, no. He's upset.
00:09:45.000 He's really been sitting there on his phone.
00:09:47.000 Yeah, he hates getting Uno reversed.
00:09:49.000 We did play a green Uno reverse card as well.
00:09:51.000 Sorry for doing your idea, Andrew.
00:09:55.000 I'm sorry. It was a good idea and I thought I'd steal it.
00:09:59.000 We got him. I got him.
00:10:01.000 He's furious. So you wake up this morning.
00:10:03.000 I'm not there. What do you feel first?
00:10:06.000 Shock? Horror? Fear?
00:10:07.000 Dread? Anger.
00:10:15.000 Rage. I can tell by the way that he's cracking the pepper.
00:10:21.000 You may need new glasses, you fucking nut.
00:10:29.000 It was clearly salt.
00:10:32.000 I may not have been able to see the salt, but I do see the rage on your face.
00:10:37.000 The hurt. The pain.
00:10:40.000 The confusion. He's still not making sense of what happened.
00:10:43.000 Did I drive here with them?
00:10:45.000 Was he in the McLaren?
00:10:46.000 It's like a bad dream he can't wake up from.
00:10:49.000 Admit he played greens against you.
00:10:51.000 I don't think he'll talk to us ever again for the rest of our lives, Bailey.
00:11:00.000 I'm going to go get my coffee.
00:11:02.000 Our plan was so duplicitous.
00:11:05.000 He says he's never lost a game.
00:11:07.000 This is a clear L if I've ever seen one.
00:11:13.000 I'll swap if you admit that I got you.
00:11:15.000 It's simple. You admit that I win.
00:11:17.000 So I'm the winner. That makes you the loser.
00:11:21.000 So I got you and I will swap.
00:11:22.000 Correct. You got me. Enjoy the Ferrari.
00:11:26.000 I win. Enjoy. I won.
00:11:29.000 I'd already defeated him. He wants to drive to McLaren.
00:11:31.000 Both of our cars drive him home.
00:11:33.000 He admitted defeat. I told you we got him.
00:11:35.000 We did get him. Ferrari SF90 on the way back.
00:11:38.000 Life's been worse, you know?
00:11:40.000 What the fuck? You know why he was so eager to admit defeat to swap cars?
00:11:47.000 This car has electrical faults and is in limp mode.
00:11:50.000 It won't accelerate fast, it doesn't brake properly, and ABS isn't working.
00:11:55.000 The car doesn't work.
00:11:56.000 So it only goes as fast as a normal car.
00:11:59.000 to swap and get the McLaren to give me a broken Ferrari.
00:12:04.000 And now I can't drive fast home.
00:12:06.000 So we decided to come get coffee.
00:12:31.000 We waited an hour in traffic to get to this f***ing castle.
00:12:34.000 Yes. Only to find out that...
00:12:36.000 The castle's being renovated and under construction so it looks ugly because it has scaffolding all over it.
00:12:40.000 Correct. So we decided to get coffee but there's no table service.
00:12:43.000 No, we had to wait in line with a bunch of tourists in order to drink coffee.
00:12:47.000 And that's just unacceptable. So as you know I'd rather kill myself so I'm going back home tired without coffee.
00:12:52.000 We literally came to the whole way for nothing.
00:12:56.000 For nothing? What do you mean for nothing?
00:12:57.000 Nice walk with my friends?
00:12:59.000 I'm not your friend. Yes?
00:13:04.000 Explain yourself. I don't know.
00:13:08.000 Explain yourself. Why aren't you here?
00:13:10.000 Because, you know why I'm not here?
00:13:11.000 Because the Ferrari's in limp mode and it won't go faster than 70 kilometers an hour.
00:13:17.000 So, wait, wait. We took the fun mountain roads home, you took the normal way home, and you're still not home.
00:13:22.000 Andrew, you gave me a Ferrari that has every warning light on.
00:13:30.000 No, I don't have a limp dick.
00:13:31.000 The car's in limp mode.
00:13:33.000 You're in limp mode. It was in limp mode when you brought it to fucking Grashov, clearly.
00:13:39.000 I didn't do anything to it, and you knew that when you swapped keys.
00:13:44.000 He hung up. He hung up.
00:13:49.000 He might have played the ultimate Uno reverse mode.
00:13:51.000 Fuck him. It's made up of days.
00:13:53.000 One year, one month, one decade.
00:13:55.000 The biggest buildings were built one brick at a time.
00:13:58.000 You need to stop getting lost.
00:14:00.000 You need to hold yourself accountable every step of the way.
00:14:02.000 That's why, in the real world, we've created an in-platform feature exactly for this.
00:14:07.000 With the daily checklist, you now have the ability to conquer your tasks with automatic organization seamlessly integrated into your student dashboard.
00:14:15.000 You can create tasks, add descriptions, complete them, and increase your power level as a result.
00:14:20.000 Stop trying to remember what you need to do next.
00:14:22.000 Open up the real world app, watch your checklist load right up in front of you, and get to work.
00:14:27.000 That is speed. That is how you build faster than everyone else.
00:14:29.000 Just one of the many systems built only inside of the real world.