Tate Speech - July 05, 2024


What would Tate eat? Part 2 | Tate Confidential Ep 239


Episode Stats

Length

15 minutes

Words per Minute

154.86574

Word Count

2,403

Sentence Count

330

Misogynist Sentences

8

Hate Speech Sentences

10


Summary

In this episode, the boys talk about how to deal with a hangover and how to get back in the game after a night of drinking too much coffee and not enough sleep. Also, Alex talks about how he's going to be a rocket scientist one day, and why he doesn't need a degree to do it. Also, we talk about the infinite energy hack to life, and how you have to be prepared to be an animal and take the risk to get ahead in life, because it's the only thing you have the power to change the world, if you're willing to take the risks and do the work to make it happen. And, of course, we answer the question of the day, "Is it possible to be weak?" and the answer to that question is yes, and it's a whole lot easier than you think! Thank you for listening to this episode of Thick & Thin, and we hope you enjoy this episode! XOXO, Kyle and Bailey xoxo - Kyle and Baileys is a production of Gimlet Media. Please rate, review, and subscribe to our other shows on Apple Podcasts, and tell us what you think of our music and what you're listening to on your favorite streaming platform! We'll be looking out for you in the next episode! <3 - Kyle & Bailey - Kyle: . Bailey: Alex: , : - & ( ) Thanks for listening , and Bailey:) - , Gaily: & Alex: . . . . & Bailey: . . , and . , , & , etc, ? of the podcast to help us make the world a better place? thank you so we can be a little bit better, more of a place where we can all of us can be more like you can be kinder, more uplifting, more positive, more like that you know you're not alone, more fun, and more like a better than you know what you can help us all have a little more of that? , more of you can do more of an understanding of the world like that, more people can help you be more of us like that. - Thank you so much, more love you, thank you, more support is appreciated, more gratitude, more respect, more appreciation, more understanding, more empathy, more connection, more joy, more compassion, more positivity, etc, etc., etc., more love, etc.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 You have to just outwork everyone all of the time.
00:00:10.000 And this idea that you can do anything else is ridiculous.
00:00:13.000 And another thing that's a big misconception about the world is this idea that there's experts in all these fields and every field is saturated.
00:00:20.000 I totally don't believe that.
00:00:21.000 I believe that's complete bullshit.
00:00:23.000 You can name any field.
00:00:24.000 You can take something as complicated as rocket science.
00:00:26.000 You give me an hour to read the right things and say the right things on camera.
00:00:30.000 And because I am Because I'm eloquent, because I can talk correctly, because I know how to get videos to go viral, because I can sit there and be entertaining and be charismatic, I can become a leading rocket scientist on the internet without knowing a fucking clue about how to put rockets in the sky.
00:00:45.000 And then what I can do, once I'm famous enough and known enough and have enough money, is hire people who do know how to put rockets in the fucking sky.
00:00:51.000 Because Elon can't build a fucking rocket!
00:00:53.000 Turn in the void, void, turn in the void, void, turn in the void, it makes me turn in the void, void, turn in the void,
00:01:05.000 turn in the void, it makes me turn.
00:01:09.000 Yeah, that's true.
00:01:15.000 That's the game.
00:01:16.000 That's the game. But you've got a guy who goes, I'm going to study rocket science.
00:01:19.000 He'll sit in his book all day and he'll read, read, read, read, and his teeth broke forever.
00:01:23.000 That's not the way. Yeah.
00:01:26.000 Then you're an employee. All the people who own the company don't have degrees.
00:01:30.000 Everyone who works for them has degrees. You've got to have a big, large knowledge of many different moving parts and you have to just be prepared to be an animal and take the risk.
00:01:39.000 That's the game. Alright, so, two hour evaluation, I feel like dog shit.
00:01:48.000 Why? How do you feel, Bailey?
00:01:51.000 Describe it. Weak.
00:01:52.000 Is this weakness in the room with you now?
00:01:54.000 Like, I'm shaky.
00:01:55.000 What is weakness? What is weakness?
00:01:57.000 I heard a story once about a man telling me about something called weakness and he described it to me.
00:02:02.000 And I tried my very best to envision it, but my mind couldn't possibly comprehend.
00:02:06.000 There's no way this is healthy.
00:02:09.000 I feel like total dog shit.
00:02:11.000 What is weak? What is weak?
00:02:13.000 Whatever I'm feeling right now.
00:02:14.000 Honestly, I really care how Bailey feels, and I think that all of us feel that we care how Bailey feels.
00:02:22.000 So, if this is making Bailey feel bad- You're transgender.
00:02:24.000 No one cares about your opinion. You're transgender.
00:02:26.000 It's all baby feels.
00:02:28.000 You mean gaily?
00:02:31.000 Okay, ladies. Alex, you're in last place.
00:02:33.000 You have no room to talk.
00:02:36.000 No room to talk, Alex.
00:02:37.000 You are so far behind.
00:02:39.000 Catch up and then tell me how you feel.
00:02:41.000 Alex, I'm still like three coffees ahead of you.
00:02:44.000 Okay, give me another one. Yeah.
00:02:46.000 Are you too weak to do this?
00:02:49.000 The only way to find out.
00:02:50.000 All right, give me a water.
00:02:51.000 Pass me water. Let's go. Pass me water, please.
00:02:57.000 All right, turn this around.
00:03:01.000 We have no room to be weak.
00:03:05.000 Now we're talking. Water, coffee, and nicotine.
00:03:09.000 Diet champions.
00:03:11.000 Maximum power. Back in the game.
00:03:21.000 Where's my coffee? Why do I have the light in here?
00:03:26.000 It's dark. Alright, predictions.
00:03:37.000 I'm a white boy, normally I go to bed very early.
00:03:39.000 I have a feeling, a very odd feeling that I'm not sleeping at all.
00:03:42.000 This is the infinite energy hack to life.
00:03:46.000 So it's not just about, oh, I can't sleep, I've had too much coffee.
00:03:49.000 No, it's the hydration, the nicotine, the caffeine, the hunger.
00:03:53.000 It's the infinite energy hack.
00:03:56.000 And you only have so many years you're going to live, so why are you going to spend half of them with your eyes closed?
00:04:00.000 You know who sleep all the time?
00:04:01.000 Babies. And you, Bailey the baby.
00:04:06.000 Like a gay boy. Three hours, wake up, need a piss really bad.
00:04:11.000 By the time you finish your super long piss, you're basically awake.
00:04:13.000 May as well have a cigar. Back in the game.
00:04:16.000 Coffee? Start all over again.
00:04:20.000 I'm gonna die. I'm pretty sure.
00:04:23.000 Today- What day is it today?
00:04:25.000 Tuesday. Tuesday is the day I die, I think.
00:04:29.000 It's- This is hard.
00:04:31.000 How do you feel? Like shit.
00:04:33.000 I don't even know how to explain it.
00:04:35.000 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
00:04:36.000 It's terrible. It is terrible.
00:04:38.000 Lightheaded. Jittery.
00:04:41.000 You don't feel energized? Bro.
00:04:44.000 It makes no sense. My bladder's working double time today.
00:04:47.000 Oh, you needed a pee pee? Yeah.
00:04:49.000 You don't feel energized? No.
00:04:52.000 Don't you feel like powerful?
00:04:54.000 Complete opposite of powerful.
00:04:57.000 No food, just endless cigars, endless water, endless coffee.
00:05:01.000 This is a recipe for disaster.
00:05:04.000 Must suck to be you, friend.
00:05:06.000 I think I'll be bald like you by the end of the day.
00:05:08.000 All my hair is gonna fall out.
00:05:09.000 Perhaps. But I was built differently.
00:05:13.000 Do you understand? You're a little different.
00:05:14.000 Go ahead and put everyone together and then he said, let me just do this one different.
00:05:21.000 Alex, how do you feel? Bro, my hair is already formed.
00:05:25.000 I feel great! I feel fucking fantastic.
00:05:28.000 I'm ready for everything. Ready for a new car to turn up, ready to go to jail.
00:05:31.000 Ready to fuck a bitch, ready to fuck two.
00:05:32.000 Ready to fuck three. Ready for a fight, you name it.
00:05:36.000 I'm ready. I feel fucking great.
00:05:42.000 The reason you feel sick is because you don't smoke enough cigars, so if you smoke too many, you start being gay.
00:05:48.000 I know it's Pride Month, but fucking hell.
00:05:51.000 You need to be smoking more cigars all the time, and then all that lightheadedness goes away, and it's just pure power in your veins.
00:05:58.000 You know? My veins are full of power.
00:06:01.000 Powerful veins. My blood travels around my body at 300 miles an hour.
00:06:07.000 A nice high blood pressure, nice and healthy.
00:06:10.000 300 miles an hour, it flows through me.
00:06:12.000 If your car had low oil pressure, you'd be worried.
00:06:15.000 You want high pressure blood.
00:06:16.000 That's right. Pressurize yourself.
00:06:18.000 Cheers, friend.
00:06:25.000 Cheers.
00:06:26.000 Good morning.
00:06:28.000 No? Yeah.
00:06:30.000 No what? I'm not having pepper soup.
00:06:32.000 Marcel, this is African food.
00:06:35.000 Not for me. Not for Jamaicans.
00:06:40.000 Pepper soup is banging. Pepper soup in the UK is banging.
00:06:45.000 I don't know about this. This is something different.
00:06:48.000 I have bread. Andrew, pepper soup.
00:06:52.000 You said no Hello Kitty cereal.
00:06:55.000 So I got the next post-gangster food.
00:06:58.000 Pepper soup. Obviously Hello Kitty cereal is top tier.
00:07:02.000 Obviously. Why the fuck do you have Hello Kitty cereal?
00:07:05.000 Don't, no, it's not cool, it's not bad, it's not G. It's Hello Kitty, bro.
00:07:12.000 How else are you going to get big?
00:07:14.000 Don't get big on Hello Kitty series.
00:07:16.000 How else are you going to learn to fight? Not on Hello Kitty series.
00:07:20.000 How much have you had? Because I've eaten a lot, and we can showdown any time.
00:07:27.000 It's good for you. Your pepper soup is not good.
00:07:32.000 Why not? It's made of all the bits of the animal no one else wants.
00:07:36.000 It looks disgusting. So you have to.
00:07:39.000 So we have to. Yep.
00:07:43.000 That is the deal to be fair.
00:07:46.000 Delicious. We haven't had much water today, cans of water please.
00:07:52.000 Thanks. That's another coffee.
00:07:55.000 Let me go mark that house. I need to check the scoreboard, the standings.
00:08:04.000 I don't know how much water, how much coffee any of us have had, but it's been extreme.
00:08:11.000 Woo! Back in the game.
00:08:15.000 All those weaklings eating the expensive parts of the animal.
00:08:19.000 No, real men eat whatever the fuck this is.
00:08:22.000 Cow tongue, cow liver, cow intestines.
00:08:25.000 What else? Cow asshole, probably.
00:08:30.000 Probably. Give a fuck I'm built different.
00:08:34.000 I'll have the soup.
00:08:35.000 Mm-mm. Bruh.
00:08:37.000 Marcel. Mm-mm. Everything.
00:08:41.000 My diet day.
00:08:46.000 Yum. No idea what the fuck it is.
00:08:50.000 Marcel, that's copping out.
00:08:52.000 Don't fail at this stage.
00:08:53.000 You've been through all the cigars, all the coffee, and you're going to fail now.
00:08:56.000 Can you guys get some fucking meat, please?
00:09:03.000 Stop being cowards. If you can't handle this, how are you going to handle Hello Kitty cereal?
00:09:09.000 How do you ever get to the strong stuff if you can't do the basics?
00:09:15.000 That's right. This is going to make you stronger.
00:09:16.000 What do you want to eat? Let's go to a baseball game and have a hot dog, you fucking faggot.
00:09:21.000 A hot dog for a game. See?
00:09:23.000 This is real man's food.
00:09:26.000 I dare you to go deep into Nigeria, find Francis Ngannou's fucking cousin, and tell him this doesn't make you strong.
00:09:35.000 Want to think of a white boy? Go on.
00:09:38.000 Go on. What are you going to do?
00:09:39.000 You can't hit me I'll sue I'm eating the soup
00:09:47.000 If you bet her, you don't stand a fucking chance in hell without it.
00:09:50.000 We haven't had our fire blood today.
00:10:03.000 Got some right here, friend. Wait, you have some?
00:10:06.000 Yeah, there's still Christie's maybe some. I brought you some.
00:10:08.000 Alright, cool. Fire blood.
00:10:09.000 Andrew, this isn't a good idea. Why?
00:10:11.000 You and I both know...
00:10:14.000 That having fire blood too late in the day will keep you up all night and it is currently 8.59 p.m.
00:10:22.000 It's 9 o'clock. If we drink this right now...
00:10:25.000 I didn't hear you again. Say that one more time.
00:10:27.000 Andrew. Say it one more time or I didn't hear you.
00:10:29.000 Andrew, sleep is not a bad thing.
00:10:32.000 Say it again. Andrew, you need sleep.
00:10:35.000 If we have this right now...
00:10:37.000 Marcel! If we have this right now, we are not sleeping at all.
00:10:42.000 We've had 20 coffees today.
00:10:44.000 This is just going to be the nail in the coffin.
00:10:46.000 He wants to have fire blood at 9 p.m.
00:10:50.000 Because he forgot to take it earlier when he was supposed to.
00:10:55.000 Whose idea was this?
00:10:56.000 Nobody ever wanted to have fire blood.
00:10:59.000 This whole thing...
00:11:01.000 Not at any point has this thing been good.
00:11:05.000 No, and this is his day today.
00:11:07.000 I don't know how he's alive.
00:11:08.000 I don't know what the fuck my baby's doing.
00:11:11.000 Bro, absolutely disgusting.
00:11:16.000 Marcel, I brought two glasses, one for him, one for me, but he already had some, so...
00:11:21.000 One for you, one for me.
00:11:24.000 Fine. Fine?
00:11:26.000 Let's do it. Also, that's how much water we've all consumed today.
00:11:30.000 This is getting out of hand. No one can live like you.
00:11:38.000 Of course you can. No.
00:11:40.000 I'm barely making it through one day.
00:11:43.000 If I was to do this day after day after day, I'd be dead in a week.
00:11:46.000 Literally a week, I'd be dead.
00:11:49.000 That's great. You've eaten a bowl of pepper soup and half a plate of cake.
00:11:55.000 That's not normal.
00:11:57.000 This is what I do.
00:12:04.000 Every day. This isn't a joke.
00:12:06.000 This is actually real life. All you need is fire blood.
00:12:10.000 Oh my gosh. Alright, let's pour it up, Marcel.
00:12:13.000 Everything else is a bonus. As long as you have your fire blood, everything else is just extra.
00:12:17.000 Alright, boys. Fire blood.
00:12:19.000 Let's do it. Marcel.
00:12:22.000 One for you. Down the hatch.
00:12:29.000 Good man. Alex, one for you.
00:12:33.000 Oh Alex. Oh nice. Nice. One for me.
00:12:44.000 Jessica. Yep.
00:12:50.000 Cheers. Nice.
00:13:03.000 Put the switch on.
00:13:08.000 You're eyeballing that shit.
00:13:10.000 You're cheating. How am I cheating?
00:13:12.000 It's not my diet. But now you want it.
00:13:15.000 I don't say no to meat because I believe meat is power.
00:13:18.000 So you have to give me half of that, otherwise you're not sticking to my diet.
00:13:21.000 Bro, I'll give you half. I don't even want it.
00:13:23.000 So what, you're just trying to rebel against the system.
00:13:25.000 Andrew, you've had one bowl of pepper soup today.
00:13:27.000 Everyone has a steak to your diet, right? That's right, you have to cook everyone's steak now.
00:13:30.000 Oh, no, absolutely not.
00:13:31.000 I was going to order chicken wings.
00:13:33.000 Do it. But if I don't eat them, no one can eat them.
00:13:36.000 It's Andrew Diet Day. All right.
00:13:38.000 Andrew, you are eyeballing this steak.
00:13:40.000 Admit it, I'm a grill man. I don't say no to meat.
00:13:42.000 I will, I could eat it.
00:13:44.000 But now there's one, two, three, four of us who are sticking to it, so it's got to be in quarters.
00:13:49.000 So you cooked everyone a steak.
00:13:50.000 Screw them! They can't eat it.
00:13:53.000 They can eat their own steak. No, then you're breaking the system.
00:13:55.000 Only you can cook Bailey steaks.
00:13:59.000 Would you like some steak? No, no, it's fine.
00:14:01.000 If everyone doesn't get a quarter of that steak, it's fine.
00:14:03.000 We'll just start again tomorrow. Two, three, four, five.
00:14:07.000 Alright, how many of us? One, two, three, four.
00:14:09.000 There's five of us. I will cut this beautiful steak into five pieces.
00:14:13.000 Deal? I'll take a bite of meat.
00:14:15.000 No problem. Alright, cool.
00:14:16.000 Why are we playing Smash Bros?
00:14:18.000 Why are we not playing Smash Bros?
00:14:19.000 We're taking it back to house arrest days.
00:14:23.000 The defender of the house wins.
00:14:27.000 That was good. I'm the defender of the house and you three losers need to- Tell the world- How long it takes you to cook that?
00:14:33.000 Tell the world how banging my steaks are.
00:14:36.000 How long it takes you to cook it?
00:14:37.000 Don't worry about it. Longer it took me to eat it.
00:14:41.000 Bag it. It's good. And you know it's good.
00:14:43.000 It's great. It's great.
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