Tate Speech - June 16, 2025


Pagani Birthday Party | Tate Confidential Ep 304


Episode Stats

Length

14 minutes

Words per Minute

173.2783

Word Count

2,449

Sentence Count

350

Misogynist Sentences

7

Hate Speech Sentences

4


Summary

Tristan and Luke go to buy a Ferrari and find that it's not just any Ferrari, it's a very special one. Luke and Tristan visit a classy establishment and have a look at the items they have for sale.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 We won't buy you.
00:00:01.000 No, but that's a lie.
00:00:02.000 Excuse me, sir.
00:00:03.000 What do you have for sale?
00:00:04.000 I think they got us.
00:00:06.000 30 niggers on the planet have one of these.
00:00:08.000 Look, that's the face of a man who's upset.
00:00:10.000 Nobody knows but us how we roll, how we roll.
00:00:18.000 It's like there's nothing left to buy, you know, about the diamond.
00:00:22.000 Hey, Lee, I know where we are.
00:00:24.000 There's nothing left to buy anymore.
00:00:25.000 Yeah, Lee, it got up in a bird while.
00:00:27.000 I can see it.
00:00:28.000 I know where we are.
00:00:28.000 Hey, Tristan!
00:00:29.000 Oh, what's this place?
00:00:31.000 What do they sell in here?
00:00:32.000 What about one of these?
00:00:33.000 I know this place.
00:00:33.000 I didn't even know that guy.
00:00:34.000 He's always been there.
00:00:35.000 This place looks quite interesting.
00:00:37.000 They seem to have some luxury items of some sort for sale.
00:00:40.000 Go inside and take a little peruse.
00:00:42.000 Bailey, we've been here before.
00:00:43.000 We've been here loads of times.
00:00:44.000 We haven't bought everything else, friend.
00:00:46.000 Yeah, I mean, there seem to be a classy establishment.
00:00:49.000 Maybe we should go inside and have a look.
00:00:51.000 We won't buy anything.
00:00:52.000 No, but that's a lie.
00:00:53.000 Let's just see what they have to say.
00:00:54.000 Let's just see.
00:00:55.000 No, no, he didn't even buy anything.
00:00:56.000 We're not going to buy anything.
00:00:58.000 I think every single time we've ever come here, you've bought something.
00:01:00.000 We're just going to have a look.
00:01:02.000 It's never just a look, Bailey.
00:01:03.000 It's just a lie.
00:01:04.000 They're lying.
00:01:05.000 It's never just a look.
00:01:06.000 I've been here.
00:01:07.000 I know that guy.
00:01:08.000 I really thought it was a person last time.
00:01:09.000 You're a mate?
00:01:10.000 Yeah, it's my mate.
00:01:11.000 What an interesting establishment.
00:01:12.000 Excuse me, sir.
00:01:13.000 What do you have for sale?
00:01:14.000 Cars, you say?
00:01:16.000 Guys, this doesn't make sense.
00:01:19.000 We didn't say cars.
00:01:20.000 Cars.
00:01:21.000 Interesting.
00:01:21.000 Let's go see what cars are.
00:01:22.000 Hi, guys.
00:01:25.000 Isn't she beautiful?
00:01:26.000 Welcome back, Top G. Guys, thank you very much.
00:01:28.000 That means a lot to us.
00:01:29.000 Thank you.
00:01:30.000 Isn't she gorgeous?
00:01:30.000 I admit that Ferrari's beautiful.
00:01:32.000 I'll admit it.
00:01:35.000 I'll admit it's beautiful.
00:01:37.000 Because I remember being here.
00:01:38.000 It's not just any Ferrari.
00:01:39.000 It's a very beautiful Ferrari.
00:01:40.000 Do you know what that is, Luke?
00:01:44.000 No.
00:01:44.000 It's a Pagani Hayura, B.C. There's 30 coupes and 40 roadsters in the world.
00:01:49.000 This is coupé and exposed carbon.
00:01:50.000 It's about a $7 million carbon.
00:01:52.000 Okay.
00:01:53.000 Why do you know all this?
00:01:54.000 Why do you know how many there are?
00:01:55.000 You're never going to stalk me.
00:01:57.000 Luke, you're never going to stalk me.
00:02:00.000 No matter how hard you try, you're never going to be able to actually stalk me.
00:02:04.000 For being the man who I'm destined to be.
00:02:07.000 You came to get to us, and you have failed in your plan to prevent us.
00:02:13.000 From being ultra wealthy and famous and successful and happy.
00:02:16.000 You have faith.
00:02:17.000 What are they doing?
00:02:20.000 What are they both doing?
00:02:24.000 This doesn't make sense.
00:02:27.000 Look at his smile.
00:02:30.000 Look at that smile.
00:02:37.000 I think they got us.
00:02:39.000 They got us.
00:02:43.000 I'm very happy.
00:02:44.000 Happiness is fleeting for me.
00:02:46.000 This is going to make me happy for at least 20 minutes.
00:02:48.000 Oh, bro.
00:02:50.000 Oh, yeah.
00:02:53.000 We're going to see how it compares to the Bugatti.
00:02:54.000 I don't know how fast these cars really are.
00:02:56.000 Super excited to drive this car.
00:02:58.000 Nobody gets to race Ayura BCs.
00:03:01.000 Nobody.
00:03:02.000 If you ever want, this is RMD one of two in the world.
00:03:06.000 They don't need all these cars.
00:03:08.000 No, Luke, you forgot when I bought that Ferrari.
00:03:10.000 I think you forgot.
00:03:11.000 Oh, that I forgot.
00:03:12.000 Because he has too many cars.
00:03:13.000 He has all these cars.
00:03:14.000 I bought the Ferrari.
00:03:15.000 You forgot.
00:03:16.000 Then you told me I'll never buy another car again because I'm going to fail in life.
00:03:18.000 You were wrong.
00:03:19.000 I never said that.
00:03:20.000 I bought Vagana Euro.
00:03:21.000 You never said that.
00:03:21.000 Can you forget that he bought this one also?
00:03:23.000 Maybe he bought another.
00:03:24.000 Maybe I'll buy another.
00:03:26.000 On camera, just admit it.
00:03:27.000 You may want to debate.
00:03:29.000 Admit it.
00:03:29.000 Admit you forgot we bought that Ferrari before you orchestrated my arrest.
00:03:33.000 I didn't orchestrate his arrest.
00:03:35.000 And we bought the Ferrari and he orchestrated my arrest thinking I'll never see the Ferrari again.
00:03:38.000 Ferrari's here, and the Hiuras.
00:03:40.000 His plan failed.
00:03:41.000 That's not what happened!
00:03:42.000 My first supercar was an Aston Martin Vantage, and I spent all of my money on an Aston Martin.
00:03:46.000 I thought, I don't need a nice place to live, I have an Aston Martin.
00:03:48.000 You can drive a Toyota and be relatively happy, but to drive an Aston Martin and then drive a Toyota is a lot more difficult for your soul to accept.
00:03:56.000 So you have to know it within yourself.
00:03:57.000 If you're the kind of person who knows you're going to try your absolute best all the time, you're going to find a way to succeed.
00:04:01.000 Then yeah.
00:04:01.000 No ordinary life.
00:04:04.000 This ain't ordinary life.
00:04:14.000 No ordinary life.
00:04:16.000 This ain't ordinary life.
00:04:31.000 Angels are singing in monasteries.
00:04:35.000 Yeah.
00:04:37.000 My soul is burning in love for all.
00:04:40.000 This ain't ordinary life.
00:04:54.000 This one's very nice.
00:04:55.000 It's longer?
00:04:56.000 Yes, it's longer.
00:04:57.000 So it's straight line only, yeah?
00:04:59.000 Yes.
00:05:00.000 400 miles an hour or something.
00:05:01.000 Exactly.
00:05:02.000 I sold my Supersport, I bought a Pure Sport.
00:05:04.000 This one is called the D-Shift.
00:05:05.000 I've never seen a long wheelbase long wheelbase.
00:05:08.000 They don't need this car.
00:05:09.000 It doesn't need the Cadillac.
00:05:10.000 It doesn't need the Cadillac.
00:05:12.000 They don't need this car.
00:05:12.000 That's all I talk about, Bailey.
00:05:13.000 Bailey, there's too many cars.
00:05:15.000 It's too many.
00:05:16.000 We can't be here to pick up these two cars.
00:05:18.000 I can't be why we're here.
00:05:19.000 Got a Bugatti in the driveway.
00:05:21.000 Literally.
00:05:21.000 Three McLarens.
00:05:23.000 Yeah.
00:05:23.000 A Porsche.
00:05:24.000 Bailey, every time I turn up to the house, there's more cars outside.
00:05:26.000 Every single time.
00:05:27.000 There's more.
00:05:28.000 I just see more.
00:05:29.000 It's just piling up.
00:05:31.000 You know the worst part of it, though, is they have three of these.
00:05:33.000 Yeah, I know.
00:05:34.000 Like, this isn't just one.
00:05:36.000 One car.
00:05:36.000 They've got backups upon backups upon backups.
00:05:38.000 I'm going to look around at everything else you've got while I'm here.
00:05:40.000 No, we don't need to look around at more cars.
00:05:41.000 But it upsets Luke when I buy things.
00:05:43.000 It does upset Luke.
00:05:45.000 Look, that's the face of a man who's upset.
00:05:46.000 CT, we don't need a roll, ZD.
00:05:48.000 How much is it?
00:05:49.000 1.550.
00:05:51.000 Message it to me.
00:05:52.000 This is a 675LT.
00:05:55.000 Fiver.
00:05:55.000 Still got it.
00:05:56.000 Do you drive or do you quit driving?
00:05:58.000 Remember?
00:05:59.000 Wait, you bought Luke a McLaren and he never drove it.
00:06:01.000 Yeah, I bought him one of these 675LTs.
00:06:03.000 He's never seen it, never driven it.
00:06:04.000 Ever.
00:06:04.000 Where is it?
00:06:05.000 Sitting in a warehouse in fucking Croatia.
00:06:07.000 You have one of these.
00:06:08.000 Nice.
00:06:09.000 Do you want to drive?
00:06:09.000 No, I've banned driving.
00:06:11.000 I made a vow.
00:06:13.000 Why?
00:06:13.000 Done driving.
00:06:14.000 Why?
00:06:14.000 Done.
00:06:17.000 675 McLaren, you've never driven.
00:06:19.000 You have your original Porsche you like.
00:06:21.000 And I don't drive anymore.
00:06:23.000 Who's your mate?
00:06:24.000 You were driving two days ago, I saw you.
00:06:25.000 I know.
00:06:26.000 That's when I made a vow.
00:06:27.000 Immediately after that, I made a vow.
00:06:29.000 Never drive ever again.
00:06:31.000 It's a nice feeling knowing I can buy any car if I want.
00:06:34.000 Basically, basically any car in the world unless it's hard to get.
00:06:38.000 It's a very nice feeling.
00:06:39.000 I remember looking at things I can't afford.
00:06:41.000 Now it's just like, do I need a 72nd car?
00:06:44.000 Freedom is waking up every morning and not having to calculate the hours you have to spend doing things that you hate.
00:06:52.000 And people say money isn't freedom, but they're wrong.
00:06:55.000 Oh, well, you know, not everything costs money.
00:06:57.000 I like volunteering at dog shelters.
00:06:59.000 I like spending time with my kids.
00:07:00.000 Yeah, but imagine how much of those things you could do more.
00:07:04.000 If I gave you 10 million dollars.
00:07:06.000 I'll be
00:07:36.000 here, I'll be here, I'll be here, I'll be here.
00:07:36.000 I'll be here, I'll be here.
00:07:55.000 The Bugatti Chiron.
00:07:56.000 They tried to take all my money.
00:07:58.000 We're filthy rich.
00:07:59.000 You're trying to stop me.
00:08:00.000 You can't.
00:08:01.000 I'm not trying to stop you.
00:08:04.000 That probably cost a mil.
00:08:05.000 Nice.
00:08:05.000 Just be honest.
00:08:06.000 I didn't try and stop you.
00:08:07.000 No, just be honest.
00:08:08.000 Just talk and be honest.
00:08:09.000 I didn't try to stop you.
00:08:11.000 I think, no.
00:08:12.000 Just be honest to the camera.
00:08:14.000 I did not try to stop this.
00:08:16.000 The brother of your cousin endlessly succeeds.
00:08:18.000 How do you feel?
00:08:18.000 I feel good.
00:08:19.000 I'm happy for him.
00:08:20.000 Yeah, well, he's my cousin.
00:08:21.000 No, can you admit it?
00:08:22.000 He's my cousin's brother, so that means he's my cousin.
00:08:24.000 I think you should admit it.
00:08:25.000 And I'm happy for him.
00:08:26.000 I think she made it.
00:08:31.000 Why did I just do it?
00:08:35.000 Why the fuck, on a serious note, are we driving without a hero PC?
00:08:38.000 I think I've bought everything.
00:08:40.000 But I was broke because I wish I had money to buy stuff, and now I have so much money.
00:08:44.000 There is nothing left to buy.
00:08:46.000 I'm from a Luton Council.
00:08:47.000 Me and you didn't have shit.
00:08:49.000 I know.
00:08:49.000 We were broke.
00:08:50.000 I know, but we just worked every day.
00:08:52.000 We just worked every day.
00:08:53.000 That's all you have to do to get anything you want.
00:08:55.000 Literally, yeah.
00:08:55.000 So why doesn't everyone have everything they want?
00:08:57.000 They either don't work They pretend.
00:09:02.000 So they're like, ah, well, no, I don't know what to do to make money.
00:09:05.000 So I'm just going to play video games because I don't know what to do.
00:09:09.000 I know.
00:09:09.000 No, no, no.
00:09:10.000 But that's why it's a pretend.
00:09:11.000 Because they know that they could go somewhere to figure it out immediately.
00:09:14.000 They know the work's there.
00:09:15.000 But they pretend that they don't know the work's there so that they don't need to work.
00:09:18.000 Everyone knows that if you want to get stronger, you just go to the gym every single day.
00:09:22.000 It just moves some ways.
00:09:23.000 They know that.
00:09:24.000 Everyone knows that if you want to learn to make money in life, you just go join the real world.
00:09:27.000 It's there.
00:09:28.000 $50 is cheap.
00:09:29.000 They can afford it.
00:09:31.000 They can even try it to test it out to see if it's there.
00:09:36.000 There's no risk at all.
00:09:37.000 There's no risk at all.
00:09:45.000 roadmap to become more free would be either do something you hate to earn 10 times more so you can retire sooner and enjoy more of your life free or switch career paths and stop focusing on making as much money as possible and try and find yourself in a situation where you're doing something you enjoy as much as possible steer your direction in a way that you enjoy what you do ideally both so What is he doing?
00:10:15.000 Andrew, what are you doing?
00:10:17.000 Andrew!
00:10:18.000 Andrew!
00:10:19.000 Andrew, what are you doing?
00:10:21.000 She's around to against the ball.
00:10:22.000 Why are you just...
00:10:27.000 What's your problem?
00:10:31.000 I'm sitting in my Pagani Hero PC.
00:10:33.000 Yeah.
00:10:34.000 Yeah.
00:10:35.000 But why?
00:10:36.000 Because I've got Pagani Hero PC.
00:10:37.000 What the fuck else are we going to do with it?
00:10:38.000 Who else got one of these?
00:10:40.000 30 niggas on the planet have one of these.
00:10:42.000 We sit in them.
00:10:43.000 You wouldn't know because you're fucking broke.
00:10:45.000 What the fuck else are we going to do?
00:10:46.000 We're going to park it.
00:10:48.000 I'm enjoying a cigar in my fucking seven million dollar car.
00:10:52.000 Okay, I'm leaving.
00:10:53.000 Okay.
00:11:02.000 It's not your birthday, Don.
00:11:04.000 It spins in, right?
00:11:05.000 Yeah, I know.
00:11:08.000 Happy birthday.
00:11:10.000 Rory!
00:11:13.000 Marcel?
00:11:17.000 I have so many questions.
00:11:19.000 Question one.
00:11:21.000 Question one is not the obvious.
00:11:24.000 Question one is, didn't you pop a tire in a dune buggy?
00:11:27.000 Why on earth are you driving a McLaren?
00:11:28.000 Oh, it is flat!
00:11:29.000 This is the sound!
00:11:31.000 Sabotage!
00:11:31.000 Oh, I upgraded.
00:11:32.000 I decided I'm not driving on sand anymore.
00:11:35.000 I'm driving on roads only.
00:11:36.000 Because I can see what's in the road.
00:11:38.000 So my tire won't burst.
00:11:39.000 Alright, that's fair.
00:11:40.000 Question two.
00:11:40.000 What is the box?
00:11:41.000 I have a present for Nigel.
00:11:43.000 For Nigel?
00:11:43.000 Well, actually, I have two presents for Nigel for his birthday.
00:11:46.000 Because he turned 50, right?
00:11:47.000 Yeah.
00:11:48.000 So it's a big one.
00:11:49.000 So I had to get him something.
00:11:50.000 So, yeah.
00:11:52.000 Nigel!
00:11:55.000 Nigel!
00:11:56.000 Is that Nigel?
00:11:58.000 I got you a present!
00:12:01.000 Nigel, don't feel bad.
00:12:02.000 Even I'm confused.
00:12:03.000 Why do you look so suspicious?
00:12:05.000 See?
00:12:05.000 Because I look suspicious.
00:12:08.000 Because I am suspicious.
00:12:09.000 Happy birthday, bro!
00:12:12.000 See?
00:12:13.000 That's right.
00:12:14.000 Happy birthday, Nigel!
00:12:16.000 Got him a pimp cane.
00:12:17.000 It's a back stick.
00:12:19.000 I told you.
00:12:19.000 What did I say?
00:12:20.000 Yeah, it's sick.
00:12:21.000 This is bad.
00:12:22.000 This is a pimp cane.
00:12:23.000 Yeah.
00:12:25.000 It's adjustable, bro.
00:12:27.000 So we unfold it.
00:12:30.000 Yeah?
00:12:34.000 So, bro, this took a while.
00:12:36.000 You're going to need that before me.
00:12:38.000 No, bro, don't.
00:12:38.000 You can't say that, bro.
00:12:39.000 You're going to need that before me.
00:12:41.000 I wasn't 50. Pimp cane!
00:12:42.000 What have you really thought about this?
00:12:43.000 Give.
00:12:43.000 I know you did.
00:12:44.000 Pimp cane, I'm all over.
00:12:47.000 Them days when you're having a bad morning?
00:12:51.000 Do you know what I mean?
00:12:52.000 Pimp cane, I'm all over.
00:12:54.000 That's not a pimp, that's a walking scene.
00:12:55.000 No, it's a pimp cane.
00:12:56.000 Can we just see you try this on, please?
00:12:58.000 We need to make sure A pimp cane suits me.
00:13:03.000 Nigel, I spent good money.
00:13:05.000 I spent good money on this shit.
00:13:07.000 It's made in Canada.
00:13:09.000 I don't like Canada.
00:13:11.000 Ship from Canada, bro.
00:13:12.000 I don't like Canada.
00:13:12.000 Why don't you like Canada?
00:13:13.000 Because I just don't.
00:13:14.000 So you're racist?
00:13:15.000 I'll just see you go from here to the pool.
00:13:18.000 Let me try it out.
00:13:19.000 Let me see how it works.
00:13:20.000 Yeah, you need to try it out.
00:13:21.000 No, no, no.
00:13:21.000 You try it out.
00:13:22.000 Let me see how it works.
00:13:23.000 It's your gift, bro.
00:13:24.000 Pimp cane, I'm all over.
00:13:26.000 That's not a pimp cane.
00:13:27.000 I'm pimping his ass out.
00:13:28.000 Pause.
00:13:29.000 Pray for that.
00:13:30.000 You know what?
00:13:30.000 I'll try it.
00:13:31.000 I'll try it.
00:13:32.000 Nice.
00:13:32.000 Bailey, you'll try it?
00:13:34.000 Just when he has them bad mornings?
00:13:39.000 Bailey!
00:13:40.000 Bailey!
00:13:41.000 Bailey, give me high five!
00:13:43.000 Bailey, don't leave me hanging!
00:13:45.000 Bailey, that costs money, bro.
00:13:47.000 My guy!
00:13:48.000 My guy!
00:13:49.000 That was a gift, bro.
00:13:50.000 Leave it in there.
00:13:51.000 That was wrong.
00:13:52.000 Leave it in there.
00:13:53.000 That was really wrong.
00:13:55.000 You are my G. Thank you, my brother.
00:13:57.000 Why have you got Nigel's back like that?
00:13:58.000 This can stick.
00:13:59.000 Yeah, the poop can stick.
00:14:00.000 What was the need for that?
00:14:01.000 That was violent, bro.
00:14:03.000 Nobody wants my hands.
00:14:04.000 We're locking in, Bailey, to the $7 million car that breaks this.