Tate Speech - May 22, 2017


S2 24 - Ross (Road to Eurovision part 1)

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S2 E23 - Job well done S2 E25 - WHITE AFRICA (Road to Eurovision Part 2)

Episode Stats


Length

11 minutes

Words per minute

217.58

Word count

2,513

Sentence count

218


Transcript

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00:00:06.000 It's a long drive though, I don't know where the fuck we are.
00:00:09.000 This is the kind of place we need to be hanging out, mate.
00:00:11.000 Tarzan.
00:00:13.000 Bet there's girls around here.
00:00:14.000 Bet there is.
00:00:15.000 This is literally zero income, zero GDP, Romania.
00:00:19.000 Moldovan border.
00:00:20.000 Moldovan border.
00:00:21.000 No one here does anything besides farm their crops and shit.
00:00:26.000 Why would we go out around here?
00:00:28.000 I don't know.
00:00:29.000 Local pub's got me some 18, 19 year old village girls.
00:00:32.000 Please show me London.
00:00:34.000 Awesome.
00:00:36.000 Show them electricity.
00:00:38.000 Like I am.
00:00:39.000 Magical power, my lights come on without fire.
00:00:41.000 Come with me, maybe you're right.
00:00:45.000 Yeah, we can be gods of lightning.
00:00:48.000 We can show them our automobile first one since fucking 1988 and the dictator rolled through our horseless carriage.
00:00:57.000 Horseless carriage, I like that.
00:01:01.000 Obviously, this rant has nothing to do with me because I'm a fucking G.
00:01:11.000 I remember being fucking 15 years old man watching Friends.
00:01:13.000 I was at a girl's house.
00:01:15.000 Her name was Laura and she loved Friends.
00:01:17.000 I thought it was a G because I banged like three girls by now so I'm a bad boy.
00:01:20.000 So I'm sitting there anyway.
00:01:21.000 So Laura's next on the list.
00:01:22.000 I love Friends, I love Friends, I love Friends and I remember sitting there thinking, okay, you know, you've got to endure this bullshit.
00:01:27.000 It's got to be done.
00:01:28.000 So I'm sitting there.
00:01:29.000 She said, you remind me of Ross.
00:01:32.000 I said, why?
00:01:33.000 Can you just remind me of him?
00:01:37.000 And at the time that really offended me.
00:01:39.000 I said, why?
00:01:40.000 No, I don't like that.
00:01:41.000 She said, why don't you like it?
00:01:42.000 And I was really offended, and we ended up getting a little argument.
00:01:44.000 I left.
00:01:45.000 But at the time, I couldn't, until I was young, I didn't have enough life experience, I couldn't work out why that bothered me to my core.
00:01:51.000 And I'll tell you why.
00:01:52.000 Because Ross is a little bitch.
00:01:56.000 Very funny.
00:01:56.000 Ross is gay.
00:01:57.000 Ha ha.
00:01:59.000 That's why.
00:01:59.000 Because all the male characters in Friends aren't men.
00:02:03.000 They are females in men's bodies.
00:02:05.000 They act like women, they talk like women, they cry like women, they discuss like women, their world outlook is like women.
00:02:11.000 It's all female bullshit.
00:02:13.000 To the ground.
00:02:14.000 If you're like a normal ass dude, you have to live in this world where all these women think they're so, they're a prize, they're so special, they're a snowflake like i'm the prize and you have to come and earn me.
00:02:23.000 Earn what bitch you ain't worth earning.
00:02:25.000 Most of these women are completely not worth earning and they like idolize Marilyn Monroe when they read these things online about how special they are and they get these fucking egos and they go out and they get drunk as fuck and get banged by a guy they don't know.
00:02:36.000 And then they expect you to take them on a date and spend money.
00:02:39.000 When some other dude got to bang them for like half a wkd, why the fuck i'd take you on a date?
00:02:43.000 He gotta fuck you for free.
00:02:44.000 Why am I this bullshit?
00:02:46.000 Then they quote, if you don't, You can't handle me at my worst.
00:02:49.000 You don't deserve me at my best.
00:02:51.000 Even Marilyn couldn't handle herself at her worst.
00:02:53.000 Because at her worst, she was a drug riddled whore who ended up fucking dead in a hotel room.
00:02:58.000 And what was her best?
00:03:00.000 Her best was probably the 10 minute period once a month when she's not being a naggy, complaining bitch.
00:03:05.000 Fuck her.
00:03:06.000 So, anyway, back on subject.
00:03:08.000 And these girls here will be humble.
00:03:10.000 You know, they'll be like, wow, electricity, wow, horseless carriage.
00:03:15.000 Andrew, wow, you changed my whole life.
00:03:18.000 I'm like, yes, I do.
00:03:19.000 I cook.
00:03:20.000 I'm hungry.
00:03:21.000 But, like, I I'm really actually, I'm really worried about bitching about women because most men who bitch about women can't get women in.
00:03:27.000 I'm a cheat.
00:03:27.000 I'm just saying, if you're a normal ass dude, the problem with being a normal ass dude is women are like seeing all this stuff online.
00:03:33.000 You've got even basic ass, average ass, six out of ten hoes, seeing girls on Instagram traveling the world with ballers and shit.
00:03:40.000 Women want exciting, interesting things now.
00:03:42.000 They're sitting there going, well, I want to go Dubai for free.
00:03:44.000 I want to go LA for free.
00:03:45.000 These aren't even hot girls.
00:03:46.000 These are normal ass girls.
00:03:48.000 Unless you're like the top 5% of something, unless you have something unique, you're just a normal ass dude out.
00:03:55.000 Here in a world where the woman is settled for you, you know, if you're a normal dude, you have to accept that your woman will fuck normal dudes, which means the guy who works in Greg's is now competition.
00:04:06.000 Better watch out, she's buying a sausage roll nowadays.
00:04:09.000 You have social media, you have Instagram, they're photoshopping and retouching their photos, brainwashing themselves that they're as hot as they believe they are.
00:04:15.000 And all these people are liking their pictures.
00:04:17.000 Got a hundred dudes liking some average chick's picture.
00:04:19.000 One hundred now, imagine 1960, you got some average chick, and you she's your girlfriend, and she lives at your house.
00:04:27.000 Where is she going to get attention?
00:04:28.000 From a hundred dudes, unless she walks down the street fucking naked.
00:04:31.000 Nowhere.
00:04:31.000 No one gives her attention.
00:04:32.000 Why?
00:04:33.000 She's fucking nobody.
00:04:35.000 All creatures on this planet exist in a realm of not how they should act, they act how they can act.
00:04:42.000 If a gazelle didn't have to run fast, why would it run fast?
00:04:45.000 What's the fucking point?
00:04:46.000 It's long.
00:04:47.000 So if a girl gets to be a basic bitch retard with a Snapchat filter, of course she's gonna be a basic bitch retard.
00:04:53.000 Why wouldn't you be?
00:04:54.000 So it's not her fault.
00:04:55.000 It's just the world we live in.
00:04:57.000 The only weapon a man has is his attention.
00:04:59.000 That's all we've got.
00:05:00.000 We give our attention to get set.
00:05:03.000 And a woman gives her sex to get attention.
00:05:06.000 A woman ain't gonna bang you.
00:05:08.000 You shouldn't be giving her attention.
00:05:08.000 We can be mates.
00:05:09.000 Nope, why?
00:05:10.000 Why?
00:05:11.000 What, you paying for the dinner?
00:05:12.000 No.
00:05:12.000 What are you filming your mates for?
00:05:13.000 You get to hang around with me, roll around in my car, and you ain't got to give me the sex.
00:05:17.000 That's bullshit.
00:05:18.000 Hand your money out and not get good back, would you?
00:05:20.000 It doesn't make sense.
00:05:21.000 These fucking girls on Instagram, 4 million followers, never achieved shit in her life, done nothing with her life, stupid as fuck.
00:05:29.000 Taking 150 selfies a day, choosing the one where she looks best looking, which doesn't even look like her, getting a random quote off the internet that your destiny is what you make it.
00:05:38.000 Some bollocks.
00:05:39.000 And there's 4 million men.
00:05:41.000 You are the most beautiful girl.
00:05:43.000 Like, what the fuck?
00:05:43.000 You have zero percent chance of fucking her.
00:05:46.000 I want a man who cares about my feelings, and I want a man who really looks after me.
00:05:49.000 I want a man who says I can do anything I want.
00:05:51.000 No, you don't, because when you get one, you cheat on him with me.
00:05:54.000 Fucking, the world's so feminized, and they're trying to feminize men, and I've got my own little conspiracy theory on why they're doing that.
00:05:59.000 But the basic reason is, because it makes a population easier to control.
00:06:03.000 I see men sticking up for feminists.
00:06:05.000 I see men fake tanning.
00:06:07.000 Like, oh, it's normal, I will look good.
00:06:09.000 You don't look good.
00:06:10.000 Let me tell you something, there's no woman on earth who's gonna bang you.
00:06:13.000 Because you got fake tan on, who wouldn't bang you if you didn't have fake tan on, if you had half a personality and was half a man.
00:06:18.000 I remember when I was in the big brother house looking around and seeing everyone besides me putting on fake tan.
00:06:22.000 That's the moment I knew the world was fucked.
00:06:25.000 The last bastion of intelligence.
00:06:28.000 The reason I get a lot of messages like on inboxes and stuff, people saying to me, oh yeah, you're a legend, da da da da.
00:06:33.000 And they don't say it in public posts.
00:06:35.000 All I am is living the life most men want to live.
00:06:38.000 I fucking travel the world, I make money, I spend money.
00:06:42.000 Fuck who I want, no one says shit to me.
00:06:44.000 I got my Lambo.
00:06:45.000 We're going Eurovision, whatever.
00:06:47.000 And most men are desperately unhappy with the lives they're being told they should live.
00:06:51.000 Give her everything, even if she's a cunt, and if she doesn't want to have sex with you ever, that's her choice, it's her body.
00:06:56.000 You just gotta sit there in your sexless marriage, and you gotta look after these kids who don't appreciate you, and you gotta just sit there depressed and unhappy, you gotta pay your tax.
00:07:04.000 Destroying the spirit of men to the point now, they're making divorces so unfair, so a man's afraid to leave his wife who won't cook him a meal, won't suck his dick, just sits there and complains at him.
00:07:18.000 Afraid to leave because he'll lose everything he's ever worked for to this bitch who ain't done shit.
00:07:23.000 I'm supposed to be happy.
00:07:24.000 He doesn't have any time for you because he's fucking working 60 hours a week to pay the fucking mortgage and pay all the bills for the fucking kid.
00:07:31.000 And in England, by divorce law, hi, I was in a happy marriage.
00:07:34.000 I was happy.
00:07:34.000 I was working.
00:07:35.000 I was providing for my son.
00:07:36.000 Here's my proof that my wife's been cheating on me.
00:07:39.000 In America, you can divorce the fucking bitch.
00:07:41.000 In England, she still gets more than half of your shit.
00:07:45.000 She's been fucking someone else.
00:07:47.000 That's voiding the contract of marriage.
00:07:49.000 But this is the reality.
00:07:50.000 Absolute reality people, sorry you're about to get offended.
00:07:53.000 Men are allowed to fuck who they want.
00:07:55.000 Men are allowed to cheat.
00:07:57.000 Because there is an evolutionary and historical difference between males and females.
00:08:02.000 Women, up until very recent history, couldn't go around fucking whoever they wanted because they get pregnant, A, and B, no one would know who the kid's dad is.
00:08:10.000 If you had a woman and it was either you or someone else who might be the baby daddy, you're not looking after her.
00:08:15.000 And if you're not going to look after a pregnant woman, she's going to die.
00:08:17.000 The baby's going to die.
00:08:18.000 That's the end of her story.
00:08:20.000 So she can't run around being a hoe.
00:08:21.000 Infidelity is a punishable offense.
00:08:23.000 Capital.
00:08:24.000 In some countries.
00:08:25.000 In some countries, if you're not a virgin, you're not worth anything.
00:08:27.000 This is a hangover from history.
00:08:30.000 Now, in the West, we're progressive.
00:08:31.000 So we've given women these free rights to do whatever they want.
00:08:34.000 Contraception, blah, blah, blah.
00:08:35.000 What I'm saying is there's an evolutionary and there's a historical reason why a man could run around banging and a girl couldn't.
00:08:41.000 They're different things.
00:08:42.000 So the reality is that most men want to live a life where they just fuck and they're with their guys and they're having fun.
00:08:49.000 And they've been feminized to the point where they're completely under the thumb of these females living these little unhappy.
00:08:55.000 Family units, because that's the only way these family units will stick together.
00:08:59.000 If a man could do anything he wanted, men would run around, fuck, have kids with six or seven different chicks, probably not pay any child support, talk to the kid when it's old enough to talk, babies are boring.
00:09:09.000 Just run around with their boys being happy, they'll have more sex than they've ever had, they'll have more money than they've ever had.
00:09:13.000 I'm not saying that's the right way to be, that's not good for a government because then the government has a whole bunch of single moms raising kids.
00:09:17.000 The government can't afford that.
00:09:18.000 A whole bunch of dads running all over the place being Gs.
00:09:21.000 So it said, you know what, we've got to calm this down.
00:09:23.000 Let's make marriage to more than one woman illegal and let's try and promote marriage with tax breaks.
00:09:28.000 But now it's gone so far to the point where a man can't yell at a woman.
00:09:32.000 That's domestic violence.
00:09:33.000 Boom, and see, you can get in the house and see your girl sucking your best friend's dick.
00:09:37.000 You can't scream at her.
00:09:38.000 You'll get arrested.
00:09:40.000 That's what they've done to men now.
00:09:41.000 That's the world we now live in.
00:09:43.000 It's absolutely ridiculous.
00:09:44.000 They've removed any masculinity from being a man because when you remove a man's masculinity, you end up with an unhappy, depressed worker ant.
00:09:51.000 A little worker ant who pays taxes, who sits in his sexless, unhappy marriage, raising kids who don't appreciate or respect him.
00:09:59.000 And that's what's good for a Western government.
00:10:01.000 We don't go to war anymore.
00:10:03.000 We don't need soldiers.
00:10:03.000 We don't need big, strong men.
00:10:05.000 You need taxes.
00:10:05.000 You need money.
00:10:07.000 Anything.
00:10:07.000 Element of manlyhood from.
00:10:08.000 Even if you even go back to the basics of school, being a man is all about competition, evolutionary design to fight.
00:10:16.000 You know, society's taught us to be a certain way.
00:10:18.000 But the reality is, if you were to remove society, if a man pisses you off, you get a fucking rock you smash his head in.
00:10:22.000 That's the reality of of the male instinct regardless.
00:10:25.000 I'm not saying we should do that because society says we shouldn't, but the male instinct is you all right then you?
00:10:31.000 That's.
00:10:31.000 That's male instinct.
00:10:32.000 That's why you look as soon as you have a few drinks, go back to instinct.
00:10:34.000 There's fights, but they've removed that remove, they've even removed competition from school.
00:10:38.000 Everyone's a winner.
00:10:39.000 There's no winners, there's no losers.
00:10:41.000 You know, trophy for participation.
00:10:43.000 No, you're not better than anyone else because you're stronger and faster.
00:10:46.000 Well, yeah, I am.
00:10:47.000 I ran faster.
00:10:47.000 Yeah, but it doesn't make you better.
00:10:48.000 It makes you better at running.
00:10:50.000 No, it doesn't.
00:10:50.000 No, it doesn't.
00:10:51.000 Everyone's the same.
00:10:53.000 Because all the teachers are female, and they have a female-led left curriculum, which that's why women do better in school than men.
00:10:59.000 Even though, you know, women do better in school than men, but then you put them in the corporate world when they have to use rational thinking, and they all fucking fall apart.
00:11:05.000 It's bullshit, because the real world's not a leftist, pathetic playground, multicolored bullshit like a school is.
00:11:12.000 They've removed any competitive element from being a man from the very very beginning.
00:11:15.000 No man, I can't be competitive and I can never be angry and I can never do this and I can never have a fight and I can't never do anything.
00:11:21.000 I'm just going to grow up and then it wouldn't become what?
00:11:24.000 Ross?
00:11:32.000 This way