Tate Speech - May 24, 2017


S2 E25 - WHITE AFRICA (Road to Eurovision Part 2)

Hosted by
Andrew Tate Tristan Tate
Mentioned
Kiev Blue Bluetooths Chisanoo Yash Chisholm Euro Dave Chocolate Puddy Moldovan Perfect Badass Stalin Davis Gucci Lambo
S2 24 - Ross (Road to Eurovision part 1) S2 E27 - FACE IT WERE BOOZING

Episode Stats


Length

12 minutes

Words per minute

123.44

Word count

1,580

Sentence count

238

Harmful content

Misogyny

3

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Toxicity

32

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Hate speech

21

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00:00:00.000 Moldovan border?
00:00:00.000 Just the border?
00:00:02.000 What kind of fucking border is this? 1.00
00:00:04.000 Welcome to Moldova! 1.00
00:00:18.000 No one wants to go to Moldova.
00:00:20.000 Yeah, it's the least visited country, one of the least visited countries in the world.
00:00:24.000 Moldova.
00:00:24.000 Yeah.
00:00:25.000 Also, a really interesting fact I saw on TV once.
00:00:27.000 Moldova had 30% of its national income stolen.
00:00:31.000 Like 30% of the government's money was stolen by mobsters and gangsters and corrupt politicians and wired all over the world.
00:00:37.000 Billions of dollars.
00:00:40.000 Tristan is me.
00:00:42.000 I'm Andrew.
00:00:43.000 Emery is him.
00:00:44.000 Davis is him.
00:00:45.000 Government's Tristan?
00:00:46.000 Sure.
00:00:53.000 Maybe we're finally getting stopped for that speeding.
00:00:55.000 Yep.
00:00:56.000 Cartons.
00:00:58.000 This is the original.
00:00:59.000 The original?
00:01:01.000 The original.
00:01:03.000 There is no, I don't have the original, I only have these documents.
00:01:05.000 This is what they give us.
00:01:06.000 We need to have the original document.
00:01:12.000 We can't, there's no like way we can, is there a fine or we pay a fine or a penalty?
00:01:17.000 Anything we can do?
00:01:18.000 It's not about the penalty, it's about the so we need to think of advanced maneuvers Such as Pay a fucking taxi man from this crappy town to drive us the whole way is what I'm thinking that's one advance maneuver advance maneuver two is to find a train station see if we can get to Chisinau at least by train and get an overnight train to Kiev Or we can find a taxi man say look take us to Kiev here. 0.90
00:01:45.000 Here's your here's a fortune of a hundred pounds life-changing sum You could fucking take us to the the map Magical world of Eurovision. 0.94
00:01:55.000 We've been there before. 0.70
00:01:55.000 So let's at least find out how far Yash is. 0.70
00:01:58.000 We can get to Yash and then we can fucking do our usual wave around loads of money to try and attract someone who's happy to do as we say.
00:02:08.000 Yeah, I like this plan.
00:02:16.000 There's lots of travel blogs and I guarantee none of those travel blogs will ever take you to the places we know in this series. 0.69
00:02:21.000 We go to the most fucked up weird places. 0.97
00:02:23.000 We're just like a genuine threat of getting shot in the head for your 18 euros. 0.98
00:02:31.000 We fearlessly adventure for you fans at home.
00:02:34.000 Because we're kind, considerate individuals.
00:02:36.000 We put our lives on the line.
00:02:38.000 It's supposed to be short term.
00:02:40.000 24 hours times 7 days times 1.5 lei.
00:02:42.000 Which means we park here for an entire week in the expense of parking, it's gonna cost us 49 pounds.
00:02:52.000 Done all week.
00:02:56.000 The center's no trees, it's just a new till tomorrow.
00:03:05.000 So we say Kiev, which is further, and then they point us to another stall.
00:03:08.000 So who knows? 0.99
00:03:10.000 Sure, about the fucking land, though. 0.99
00:03:15.000 Got there in no time. 0.99
00:03:17.000 From Bucharest to Kiev there's a train.
00:03:22.000 But not from Yash, no?
00:03:25.000 No?
00:03:26.000 Okay, no problem.
00:03:27.000 Wait, ask about Chisholm.
00:03:29.000 What about Chisholm in Moldova?
00:03:31.000 In the morning.
00:03:34.000 Okay.
00:03:36.000 It's done. 1.00
00:03:39.000 It's all fucked. 1.00
00:03:39.000 Right, now we're going to start bargaining with people who don't speak English to another country. 1.00
00:03:43.000 It's going to be great. 1.00
00:03:45.000 No, no.
00:03:45.000 So where are we going to try and get to?
00:03:46.000 Kiev?
00:03:48.000 No. 1.00
00:03:48.000 Chisholm. 1.00
00:03:49.000 There's 0% chance I'm taking us to okay, Chisanoo train station and from there, hopefully, let's go like a capital city.
00:03:56.000 We're one step closer.
00:03:56.000 Alright, it begins.
00:04:02.000 The head nodding of nodes.
00:04:04.000 And we met.
00:04:06.000 And I am what I am.
00:04:06.000 I am what I am.
00:04:07.000 My favourite episode of the series so far.
00:04:14.000 Take one.
00:04:15.000 There's a few more.
00:04:17.000 Chisanoo, Moldova.
00:04:22.000 Chisanoo, Moldova.
00:04:30.000 My man's like what?
00:04:33.000 You want to go where?
00:04:35.000 Like jumping in a taxi in London saying Paris please But much worse because the car can't make it probably in one piece You can do this?
00:04:47.000 Drive man, huh?
00:04:48.000 Drive, yes, now.
00:04:50.000 Bagage?
00:04:51.000 Bagage, yes, small.
00:04:54.000 How much?
00:04:56.000 100 100 dries ish.
00:05:00.000 Sorry again?
00:05:02.000 What's the price?
00:05:03.000 This is right.
00:05:04.000 What's the price?
00:05:04.000 1-3-0. Euro.
00:05:06.000 1-3-0. Euro.
00:05:16.000 130 euro.
00:05:17.000 Okay, my baggage is here.
00:05:19.000 Bought some dude a house.
00:05:23.000 Then we just bought him like a second condo and a holiday.
00:05:26.000 You know he's thinking why do these three big guys who have an X6 need my taxes?
00:05:40.000 Now we're cruising, Dave.
00:05:42.000 Finally.
00:05:51.000 Hoping to see our friend again. 1.00
00:05:54.000 Mr. fucking dickhead. 1.00
00:05:59.000 The head of Moldova Tourism Board. 1.00
00:06:01.000 You know what I mean?
00:06:03.000 I wonder if it's bankrupt.
00:06:06.000 I'm personally a big fan of this taxi.
00:06:10.000 Paying some absolute get us in the mood for Eurovision, isn't it?
00:06:15.000 Aha.
00:06:17.000 You send 0%.
00:06:18.000 Why did I agree to this?
00:06:19.000 It's become so long.
00:06:20.000 We had to go all the way back, park the car, leave it on the streets.
00:06:23.000 Definitely we have broken into a rod.
00:06:25.000 100%.
00:06:26.000 There's no trains.
00:06:27.000 I'll give you a discount on the grand, but we'll call it 900.
00:06:31.000 There's 0% chance of us finishing in the top five, Dave.
00:06:36.000 0% chance.
00:06:38.000 There he is.
00:06:44.000 Mr. Badass.
00:06:48.000 Mr. Chocolate Puddy. 0.76
00:06:49.000 He could jog across the border at a low pace.
00:06:54.000 A brisk walk would put us outside of his capabilities.
00:07:00.000 I don't think we should wave him, he looks really annoyed.
00:07:03.000 Yeah, he gets super angry.
00:07:04.000 He's not getting rejected.
00:07:08.000 For being too friendly on the way into the least visited country in the world.
00:07:13.000 No one goes here.
00:07:14.000 No cars, no smiles.
00:07:16.000 No cars, no smiles.
00:07:18.000 No fun.
00:07:20.000 What did you say, Andrew? 1.00
00:07:20.000 I'm going to go to the nearest town, walk around with loads of money, and scream Chiselers. 1.00
00:07:24.000 I said I'll throw money at the problem. 1.00
00:07:26.000 That's what I said.
00:07:28.000 This is what that looks like.
00:07:31.000 We found a way.
00:07:31.000 We found a way.
00:07:32.000 Yeah, we think so. 0.98
00:07:48.000 Make sure we haven't got any fucking slim fast. 0.97
00:08:02.000 I have loads more than 10 grand. 1.00
00:08:04.000 My dick is a drug and these are weapons. 1.00
00:08:08.000 You made it. 1.00
00:08:09.000 You've done it.
00:08:10.000 Yeah.
00:08:11.000 You know, I think that if I was a minimum wage border guard, I'd take joy in refusing people access.
00:08:19.000 Sorry, these are the rules.
00:08:20.000 Goodbye.
00:08:21.000 Sorry, I'd really enjoy this.
00:08:22.000 if that were me.
00:08:23.000 So like when I worked at Luton Airport and people's flights were delayed and they'd be screaming at me and I was just a sandwich maker, I'd be like, well, I don't know what I can do to help you.
00:08:30.000 I enjoyed that.
00:08:31.000 So this man here, I think, had pleasure in turning us away.
00:08:34.000 Oh, those three guys in the BMW offered me a bribe.
00:08:36.000 No, I'm a man of principle.
00:08:38.000 Well, guess what?
00:08:39.000 Now I'm in a cab, sailing through the border and there's nothing you can do to stop me.
00:08:42.000 You can search my case for drugs.
00:08:43.000 I don't have any drugs.
00:08:47.000 Took your month's wages and blew it.
00:08:49.000 Bam! 1.00
00:08:49.000 Blasted it into fucking solutions, you bitch. 1.00
00:09:29.000 fresh Dr. Blue tooths. Mate, your Dr. Blue Bluetooths were so far from Beats by Dre but those are super far from Dr. Bluetooths. 1.00
00:09:39.000 Those are like Nurse Red Tooths.
00:10:02.000 How'd you describe this place? 1.00
00:10:05.000 White Africa. 1.00
00:10:24.000 This is a sign I was not expecting to see. 1.00
00:10:27.000 Got Andrew investigating how we can get to Kiev.
00:10:30.000 I feel like we're making progress.
00:10:32.000 Right, when's the next bus?
00:10:33.000 Buses don't go to Kiev.
00:10:36.000 I said, why?
00:10:37.000 What?
00:10:37.000 She says, if you go to Kiev, you never go to Kiev.
00:10:41.000 Okay, who goes to Kiev?
00:10:43.000 Us.
00:10:44.000 Eurovision.
00:10:45.000 No taxi.
00:10:45.000 We're in like the least visited city ever.
00:10:48.000 There's not a single taxi here.
00:10:50.000 When I said to my boys in Bucharest, I'm coming here, they said, you're going to have problems there.
00:10:54.000 I said, why?
00:10:54.000 There's very little money, and the money that is held by anyone is mine.
00:10:58.000 I haven't seen any money.
00:11:01.000 At least in book rest you see Ferrari, Bentley, Gucci, Prada here. 0.97
00:11:04.000 This is where the capital, I can't even fucking find it. 0.88
00:11:06.000 I can't even find a cash point, mate. 0.97
00:11:10.000 It's concerning.
00:11:12.000 What's the plan of action?
00:11:14.000 The plan of action is to make a phone call to the Romanian girl who's going to translate for me and try and get us first class to Kiev.
00:11:19.000 Ah, one sec, I may not need to.
00:11:21.000 I'll call you back.
00:11:22.000 Okay, we need to get to Kiev as soon as possible.
00:11:28.000 for today?
00:11:29.000 At 9.42.
00:11:30.000 Okay, and I arrive when?
00:11:32.000 Tomorrow at 3 o'clock p.m.
00:11:35.000 Perfect.
00:11:36.000 Do you have a first class?
00:11:37.000 No, only second.
00:11:39.000 Only second.
00:11:39.000 First class is full?
00:11:41.000 No, no.
00:11:41.000 Doesn't exist.
00:11:42.000 We don't have.
00:11:44.000 Nice.
00:11:45.000 Old school tickets as well, I like that.
00:11:47.000 Listen to the communist music. 0.76
00:11:48.000 Thank you, Stalin. 0.86
00:11:57.000 I've worked out on my world travels that basically if your cash card never runs out of money, there aren't many problems you can't fix. 0.96
00:12:05.000 Oh, Lambo's blown up.
00:12:06.000 My new one.
00:12:09.000 Oh, I can't take our car.
00:12:10.000 Get a taxi to another country.
00:12:12.000 Oh, there's no bus.
00:12:13.000 Get a train.
00:12:14.000 Give us a little cabin.
00:12:15.000 There's nothing I can't fix.
00:12:16.000 I'm sending unlimited money through the magical sky. 0.85
00:12:19.000 No, you're in a shitty situation, literally.
00:12:23.000 I'm doing a pan.
00:12:26.000 Yeah, like, this is the grand central station of the capital of the country.
00:12:30.000 The card machines don't work, they don't take card, and the toilets don't flush.
00:12:35.000 Welcome to Moldova. 0.77
00:12:39.000 And people say Romania is poor, Romania is rich.
00:12:43.000 Romania is like a human skull.
00:12:45.000 Have you ever felt poor in Romania? 0.95
00:12:46.000 We need to get out of this, think so bad. 1.00