Tate Speech - May 25, 2017


S2 E27 - FACE IT WERE BOOZING

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S2 E25 - WHITE AFRICA (Road to Eurovision Part 2) S2 E28 - EUROVISION

Episode Stats


Length

9 minutes

Words per minute

84.55

Word count

830

Sentence count

124

Harmful content

Misogyny

4

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Toxicity

20

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Hate speech

9

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Transcript

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00:00:00.000 So after surviving our 16 hour prison sentence, moving prison, in form of the communist train, we arrived in Ukraine, which was actually surprisingly colourful.
00:00:17.000 More like it, isn't it?
00:00:20.000 Bright, jolly colours.
00:00:24.000 I don't know about you, but I personally had enough of that.
00:00:28.000 Shame, but we were in 17 hours.
00:00:34.000 After ingesting some local cuisine, we took a taxi and hit the road in search of our hotel.
00:00:42.000 As you can see, hands free hasn't exactly taken off in Eastern Europe, but good drivers, we hope. 0.89
00:00:50.000 Bit of an upgrade on the communist sofa. 0.97
00:00:53.000 A bit floral. 0.99
00:00:54.000 There is one fatal floor in this apartment, it's very nice, it has two nice big bedrooms, but bedroom number two.
00:01:05.000 It's connected to Dave's sleeping cores with a curve and he's still here.
00:01:11.000 What do we have company?
00:01:13.000 I get the other room.
00:01:15.000 Oh yeah.
00:01:17.000 Yeah, I do.
00:01:20.000 What's the coin? 1.00
00:01:20.000 Fuck, what's the coin? 1.00
00:01:25.000 Dice. 1.00
00:01:25.000 Dice is how everything is settled in life. 1.00
00:01:27.000 Basically, I'm the best dice player ever.
00:01:29.000 Oh no, that is terrible. 1.00
00:01:29.000 I'm going to go with his ass. 1.00
00:01:31.000 The rules are it has to hit the wall because we've been dicing for so many years that we've learned how to fake rolls. 1.00
00:01:35.000 So it has to hit the wall to affect it.
00:01:37.000 Ready?
00:01:39.000 Three. 0.99
00:01:40.000 Three.
00:01:40.000 But I've got the super roll.
00:01:42.000 Just puts roll over it in dice three.
00:01:44.000 Ooh, roll again. 0.80
00:01:45.000 Rematch.
00:01:46.000 Rematch.
00:01:47.000 Tension.
00:01:48.000 I'm just keeping my dice technique down, so.
00:01:53.000 Five.
00:01:54.000 Five.
00:01:54.000 That's strong.
00:01:55.000 Only the super roll can beat the five. 0.98
00:01:58.000 Three. 0.99
00:01:59.000 Five!
00:02:01.000 Of course, the dice gods know. 0.97
00:02:03.000 The dice gods know you have 0% chance of having a 10 out of 10 Ukrainian heart. 0.98
00:02:07.000 So they gave you the room. 1.00
00:02:09.000 That's how it goes.
00:02:10.000 I'll just phone Tony about the curtain and I'll just tell Dave to keep the snoring down.
00:02:14.000 Go snore, Dave.
00:02:15.000 Oh, Dave wakes up.
00:02:17.000 Sorry, Dave.
00:02:17.000 Right, I think I've lost the cash card.
00:02:18.000 Don't worry, I've got my Dr. Bluetooth anyway, so.
00:02:20.000 The green one?
00:02:21.000 No.
00:02:23.000 I think you put it in your passport.
00:02:25.000 I think you tried to use it at the cash point.
00:02:26.000 Where's my passport?
00:02:28.000 They would have given it back to you.
00:02:30.000 I think you put it in your passport.
00:02:31.000 I have a feeling.
00:02:32.000 How much money?
00:02:37.000 First time you've ever been useful, Dave.
00:02:39.000 First time you've ever been useful.
00:02:40.000 Otherwise, we only would have had like, I don't know, like four grand to go like three days.
00:02:44.000 We could have made that.
00:02:46.000 I guess we missed a few meals.
00:02:47.000 One or two beers.
00:02:49.000 Right, so how do we select our breakfast for the next day?
00:02:52.000 I don't know.
00:02:53.000 Right now, I want to get changed.
00:02:54.000 Oh, breakfast.
00:02:55.000 I'm going to be up at eight.
00:02:57.000 Get boozing.
00:02:58.000 There's booze in the fridge.
00:02:59.000 Crack open a beer.
00:03:01.000 I'm going to have water on me.
00:03:05.000 I'm going to have a beer.
00:03:07.000 The cow in it.
00:03:08.000 Cherry nectar.
00:03:09.000 Cherry nectar.
00:03:09.000 Ooh.
00:03:10.000 Aptly named as well.
00:03:11.000 I bet it tastes amazing with vodka. 0.99
00:03:12.000 I still feel sick from all that brandy that fucking mafia pricks make. 0.99
00:03:17.000 Because I was eating food while down brandy. 0.99
00:03:20.000 I wish I was getting a lot out of the playing field.
00:03:21.000 I have all the playing fields.
00:03:28.000 Yeah, you know, Dave.
00:03:29.000 Oh, I might have a bounty.
00:03:30.000 Instead of my brother crying about, oh, I drank and you didn't.
00:03:39.000 Lads.
00:03:40.000 Fresh.
00:03:42.000 Smooth bourbon.
00:03:43.000 That's not fresh. 0.52
00:04:00.000 After the boys relentlessly warning me about the threats of the Eastern European Mafia, it seemed only natural that they decided to drink in a bar named Mafia.
00:04:11.000 Of course. 0.95
00:04:15.000 Thoroughly disgusting.
00:04:18.000 What about the martini?
00:04:19.000 Have you ever tried a Vodatini?
00:04:31.000 So, Ukraine was proving to be as boozy as the Tates had promised. 0.94
00:04:35.000 We then went to a club named Deluxe, where we were faced with a ridiculous amount of stairs. 0.99
00:04:42.000 We joked on the way in that this is a way to keep out the drunks.
00:04:46.000 Oh, the irony.
00:04:48.000 The painful, painful irony. 1.00
00:05:07.000 What the fuck? 1.00
00:05:08.000 It's so cheap! 1.00
00:05:10.000 Why? 0.97
00:05:11.000 Where are the huge balls? 0.98
00:05:28.000 Look at this absolute hero dancing to his lost youth. 0.98
00:05:31.000 And very well, wedding moves.
00:05:35.000 Nice. 1.00
00:05:36.000 This is an example of why people who say DJs just press buttons are idiots. 1.00
00:05:40.000 Look at him, he's pressing buttons and texting. 1.00
00:05:44.000 So, talented.
00:08:21.000 what he said to them he said to me don't worry i'll get rid of them i don't know what
00:08:51.000 he said, but they left quick, so, he must have been pretty to the point, like.
00:09:20.000 The night ended with Andrew's favourite impression of me.
00:09:23.000 I made some new friends going down the stairs.
00:09:25.000 Lovely little bloke.
00:09:27.000 Quite forceful.
00:09:28.000 Although he had enough by this point, and oh, that happened.
00:09:34.000 Thumbs up.
00:09:36.000 Face it, this show's funny.
00:09:39.000 I can't feel my face when I'm with you, but I love it.
00:09:45.000 But I love it.
00:09:46.000 I can't feel my face when I'm with you.