Tate Speech - May 21, 2017


S2 E23 - Job well done

Hosted by
Andrew Tate Tristan Tate
Mentioned
Kiev Lucy Jones Dave Fuck Lucy England Margate Hateful Tate Lesson Gotham
S2 E22 - The Hateful Tate - G CRIBS SPECIAL S2 24 - Ross (Road to Eurovision part 1)

Episode Stats


Length

8 minutes

Words per minute

187.0

Word count

1,630

Sentence count

213


Transcript

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00:00:00.000 After the last episode of The Hateful Tate, where I ripped off MTV and created one of my worst movies of all time, I was expecting the worst from Mr. Andrew Tate.
00:00:14.000 But what I didn't expect was him to be happy.
00:00:18.000 He was so thankful.
00:00:19.000 In fact, he'd agreed to take me to my favourite restaurant, The Green Garlic.
00:00:23.000 Looking forward to a green garlic.
00:00:24.000 Traditional Romanian food.
00:00:27.000 Thanks a lot, man.
00:00:28.000 I'll feed you because I'm actually relatively happy with my Crimson episode.
00:00:32.000 Relatively happy.
00:00:34.000 I did, but now I watched it.
00:00:35.000 I think I should have brought in at least 40 women.
00:00:37.000 Do you know what I mean?
00:00:39.000 Like, quickly.
00:00:39.000 I was lacking on the whole count.
00:00:41.000 Do you know what I mean?
00:00:42.000 I could have hit the WhatsApp like papau and then girls.
00:00:44.000 Do you know what I mean?
00:00:46.000 Because also my bad boy.
00:00:47.000 I didn't do that.
00:00:48.000 I tried to keep it professional.
00:00:49.000 But I think you did a very good job, Dave.
00:00:50.000 I'm actually proud of you.
00:00:51.000 It would have been a more enjoyable job to edit if you had papaued.
00:00:54.000 Papaued, yeah.
00:00:55.000 Never not papau.
00:00:57.000 Lesson of life.
00:00:58.000 So I'm going to buy you dinner, but first we have to take the Lambo to Lambo Garage because on the long drive here, I think we messed the tracking up a little bit.
00:01:06.000 So we're going to go to Lambeau, Bucharest.
00:01:08.000 I see.
00:01:09.000 Okay.
00:01:09.000 Nice little drive through Bucharest.
00:01:11.000 And then you've got to fly home.
00:01:13.000 Well done, Dave.
00:01:14.000 You've done your job.
00:01:15.000 Yep.
00:01:15.000 Like boys to men, we have come to the end of the road.
00:01:19.000 Don't have banned things.
00:01:23.000 No more hateful dates, anyway.
00:01:25.000 Until you buy another mansion.
00:01:26.000 That's nice.
00:01:27.000 That's the end of series two.
00:01:28.000 End of series two.
00:01:29.000 Just as well, actually, because I've got a very important engagement this weekend.
00:01:35.000 Well, chicken cherry, important.
00:01:37.000 Here's a fuck about chickens.
00:01:38.000 They're the worst. animal in the world.
00:01:40.000 Well apparently that's what we're trying to do at the British Hem Welfare Trust.
00:01:42.000 We're trying to change the opinion of the chicken.
00:01:45.000 No, God, I'd have to be fucking mad to go back there.
00:01:48.000 They've been sending me emails actually.
00:01:50.000 Foul language has been used.
00:01:52.000 As in chicken foul.
00:01:55.000 No, no, much more important than that mate.
00:01:57.000 One word.
00:01:58.000 Eurovision.
00:02:00.000 Why is Eurovision important?
00:02:01.000 Little bit of tradition.
00:02:02.000 Me and a couple of absolute lads make it a night every year.
00:02:07.000 Beers and bamps do flow my friend.
00:02:10.000 A Eurovision party.
00:02:11.000 Pretty much yeah.
00:02:12.000 But it always ends very sadly, you know, because we haven't got the best record in recent years.
00:02:17.000 2003 was the all time low.
00:02:20.000 Zero points.
00:02:21.000 But this year, I sense a change.
00:02:25.000 You think we're going to do good in the Eurovision?
00:02:28.000 Massively.
00:02:29.000 You think England's going to do well in the Eurovision Song Contest?
00:02:31.000 Yeah.
00:02:32.000 England is the absolute most disliked country in probably the top five most disliked countries in the world because it has high expectations.
00:02:41.000 People who are not from England expect it to be a certain way.
00:02:43.000 They're like, oh, wow, England.
00:02:45.000 And you know, the trains run on time and it's clean and people are nice, and then they get there and realize it's a shithole full of rude wankers and it's fucking dirty and it's crap.
00:02:53.000 And literally, everyone I speak to from here, when I say I'm from England, they all say, I've been to England, I never lived there.
00:03:00.000 Well, yeah, to be honest, Romania has its perks.
00:03:03.000 Bucharest is probably nicer than London in many ways.
00:03:07.000 It always happens in your cars.
00:03:09.000 Yeah, in every car you need to watch.
00:03:10.000 Anyway, usually I would be inclined to listen to you, Andrew.
00:03:13.000 You're a very wise man.
00:03:14.000 And if we were talking about G life.
00:03:15.000 Style pimping or you know, fit bitches, I'd be listening to it.
00:03:19.000 However, with Eurovision, I am somewhat of an expert.
00:03:21.000 Gotham, leave you can't, I'll stab you.
00:03:24.000 They're just twats.
00:03:25.000 English people are the worst, least friendly.
00:03:28.000 That's why at the Eurovision, no one votes for us.
00:03:31.000 If you disagree with me for five seconds, let's take some, let's use a sample test.
00:03:35.000 The Eurovision song contest, nobody votes for England, everyone just thinks fuck England.
00:03:40.000 It's very true.
00:03:41.000 So I'm obviously correct.
00:03:43.000 It's actually one of my areas of expertise, Eurovision.
00:03:46.000 Love it, absolutely love it, and we have not won in many a year.
00:03:49.000 An expert on fucking Eurovision.
00:03:52.000 Good pop music.
00:03:53.000 Let me explain.
00:03:54.000 We've won the competition, prestigious competition, five times.
00:03:58.000 Okay?
00:03:59.000 The last time being 1997, which we were lucky enough to be alive for.
00:04:03.000 Katrina and the waves shine a light.
00:04:05.000 Stop talking.
00:04:06.000 But, okay, here's some facts.
00:04:08.000 Out of the five winners, four of them have been winning.
00:04:12.000 So, this year's contestant is Cardiff born Lucy Jones, formerly of X Factor fame.
00:04:17.000 And, yeah, I think it all bodes very well for us.
00:04:20.000 No.
00:04:21.000 England, okay.
00:04:23.000 Why do you know how many times England's won the Eurovision?
00:04:25.000 One.
00:04:25.000 I told you.
00:04:26.000 Two, who the fuck is Lucy Jones?
00:04:28.000 And three, there is 0% chance of us getting any votes to win the Eurovision.
00:04:33.000 No one is going to vote for England.
00:04:34.000 Agree to disagree, my friend.
00:04:35.000 No.
00:04:36.000 There's no chance of England winning the Eurovision Song Contest.
00:04:39.000 Yeah, I have a pretty, pretty strong feeling this year.
00:04:43.000 It's needed as well.
00:04:44.000 I'm sure I speak on behalf of most of Britain when I say we're absolutely gagging.
00:04:48.000 Gagging for our Eurovision victory.
00:04:50.000 It would put a lot of smiles on a lot of faces.
00:04:52.000 Dare I say it, even yours.
00:04:54.000 Wouldn't it?
00:04:56.000 England's going to lose massively.
00:04:58.000 In fact, I'm almost tempted to come to your little shit party.
00:05:01.000 Please do.
00:05:02.000 More the merrier.
00:05:03.000 And where's his party?
00:05:04.000 Margot.
00:05:06.000 Margate.
00:05:07.000 Drinking beer.
00:05:08.000 Yep, there'll be a few beers.
00:05:09.000 A lot of banter.
00:05:11.000 With some twags.
00:05:12.000 With some lads, correct.
00:05:14.000 England's not gonna win.
00:05:16.000 England's gonna win.
00:05:17.000 I don't have time to waste going to Margate to watch England certainly lose.
00:05:22.000 Well.
00:05:24.000 The option's there, my friend.
00:05:26.000 The option is there.
00:05:27.000 You really believe England's gonna win?
00:05:28.000 I 100% believe England's gonna win.
00:05:30.000 Okay, so if England wins, let's take a bet.
00:05:32.000 If England wins, I'll give you a grand.
00:05:33.000 And if England loses, you have to make the final episode of Hateful Tate a homage to my awesome.
00:05:41.000 A homage to your awesomeness.
00:05:42.000 I'm not off to my office.
00:05:43.000 Well, yeah, yeah, okay.
00:05:44.000 I can do it with a grand.
00:05:45.000 I know.
00:05:47.000 A list.
00:05:48.000 I want you to go through all the footage you've ever made and put together an episode of all the things I've told to fuck off.
00:05:54.000 Fuck snow, fuck Belgium, fuck France, and I want to get a complete list because even I don't know.
00:05:59.000 That's what has to happen if England finishes out of the top five.
00:06:03.000 If England's anywhere in the top five, you get a grand.
00:06:06.000 That's going to be harder to edit than the homage because you've told a lot of things to fuck off.
00:06:10.000 But I do need a grand.
00:06:11.000 So, done deal.
00:06:14.000 So, you come to Margate to watch it?
00:06:15.000 I'm a culturist.
00:06:18.000 Where is the Eurovision?
00:06:20.000 This year.
00:06:21.000 Last year it was won by Ukraine.
00:06:23.000 So, somewhere in Ukraine.
00:06:25.000 Kiev.
00:06:25.000 That's where it is.
00:06:26.000 Kiev, Ukraine.
00:06:27.000 Kiev, Ukraine.
00:06:29.000 One second.
00:06:29.000 And when is this?
00:06:30.000 It's like two days from now.
00:06:31.000 Correct.
00:06:32.000 So, there's not going to be any flights or nothing.
00:06:40.000 Flights?
00:06:48.000 I believe he just cancelled my call, which means it's going to be a rude awakening for him.
00:06:51.000 We're going to Ukraine.
00:06:53.000 We're driving to Ukraine right now.
00:06:54.000 So Ukraine isn't even close to here.
00:06:57.000 People think it is, but it is.
00:06:58.000 It's about two countries away.
00:06:59.000 So it's going to go all the way through Romania, all the way through Moldova, into Ukraine, then all the way up to the capital, Kiev.
00:07:03.000 It's going to take us about 15 hours to go into Ukraine, and we're going to watch him lose.
00:07:07.000 And you're going to make this episode with winning the losers.
00:07:12.000 Oh, fantastic.
00:07:13.000 This is.
00:07:16.000 We're going to the Eurovision.
00:07:17.000 We're going to the Eurovision.
00:07:19.000 Purely so I can laugh at you when England is destroyed.
00:07:24.000 Lucy Jones, bring it home.
00:07:28.000 Fuck Lucy, that can be the last bit.
00:07:30.000 Fuck Lucy.
00:07:31.000 You would probably find her very attractive, Venture.
00:07:33.000 Maybe.
00:07:34.000 Maybe I will fuck her.
00:07:36.000 Hell of a pair of longs on her.
00:07:37.000 Yeah, you will.
00:07:37.000 It's a possibility.
00:07:38.000 We're going to go there.
00:07:39.000 Maybe she'll like see this episode and think about it.
00:07:42.000 Maybe.
00:07:42.000 Maybe she's a fan.
00:07:43.000 She is a fan.
00:07:44.000 Of course she's a fucking fan.
00:07:46.000 Who's not a fan?
00:07:46.000 That's what I mean.
00:07:47.000 Do you know how many times I get recognised from this series?
00:07:50.000 Go on, how many times?
00:07:53.000 Always.
00:07:54.000 Yeah, yeah, no, it's brought about some happy press for me.
00:07:58.000 Such as, I want to punch that Jewish man in the face.
00:08:02.000 Which is insulting, because I'm not Jewish.
00:08:05.000 Let me, uh.
00:08:09.000 It's happening.
00:08:09.000 We're actually going to the Eurovision.
00:08:11.000 Well, we were supposed to go for dinner, so we're not going for dinner as well.
00:08:14.000 Oh, for fucks.
00:08:14.000 I really wanted to go to the Green Diner.
00:08:16.000 No dinner.
00:08:16.000 So, wait, Kiev is 566 miles, 13 and a half hours' drive from here.
00:08:23.000 It's not close.
00:08:24.000 We're not going in the Lamborghini, are we?
00:08:27.000 No, we'll probably take this.
00:08:27.000 We'll take the comfortable car.
00:08:29.000 Fantastic.
00:08:31.000 Don't be too excited because your ass kicking's coming.
00:08:33.000 You're not going to.
00:08:34.000 A grand!
00:08:35.000 There is so little chance of me paying you a grand.
00:08:38.000 So little chance, Dave.
00:08:41.000 Top five.
00:08:42.000 That is so achievable.