Tate Speech - May 19, 2017


S2 E22 - The Hateful Tate - G CRIBS SPECIAL

Hosted by
Andrew Tate Tristan Tate
Mentioned
Dave Get Guest Ava McKenna Chandelier Wardrobes Lambrini Ensuite
S2 E21 - Road Trip Part 7 - The Montage S2 E23 - Job well done

Episode Stats


Length

15 minutes

Words per minute

144.42

Word count

2,265

Sentence count

258


Transcript

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00:00:28.000 Hello Dave TV, I am Andrew Tate, kickboxing world champion.
00:00:32.000 Welcome to my career.
00:00:44.000 Good shot there.
00:00:47.000 Beautiful shot there.
00:00:49.000 I told you.
00:00:49.000 Yeah.
00:00:50.000 I told you this kid is dangerous.
00:01:22.000 I haven't had a house in a long time.
00:01:24.000 I've been without a house for years living in hotels.
00:01:27.000 This is my first house in a long time.
00:01:28.000 As you can see it's do more of what makes you happy which is obviously fucking filming the beautiful Hateful Tate series because of the lovely Ava McKenna.
00:01:35.000 I got a bit obsessed with storage because I haven't had a house in so long.
00:01:39.000 I kept when they were building it I kept saying I need storage, I need storage, I need storage and they're giving me so much storage and I have no stuff.
00:01:45.000 I have no stuff.
00:01:52.000 and shoes I don't have.
00:01:54.000 So we'll go.
00:02:03.000 Living room?
00:02:26.000 As I said, I've just moved in.
00:02:28.000 We've got like shit all over the place.
00:02:32.000 Ambient lighting and stuff.
00:02:33.000 They spoke to me in emails all about what they're gonna do and how it's gonna look and I was very much like, okay, and this is what we've ended up with.
00:02:41.000 Sofas, when I saw this sofa I thought, you'll just fall straight off of these.
00:02:45.000 But look, they've got power.
00:02:48.000 Genuine power.
00:02:50.000 Genuine power.
00:02:52.000 You can genuinely look.
00:02:53.000 You try and push and this moves even though this is a mobile thing.
00:02:57.000 That impressed me a lot that my sofa has power.
00:03:02.000 They say the name chess came from originally they think it was coming from Shah which means king in India obviously and they said over time it's just changed the name chess.
00:03:12.000 Best game on earth, if you don't know how to play you better learn.
00:03:14.000 Got chess.
00:03:20.000 Got a real fireplace.
00:03:20.000 I said I wanted a real fireplace because I had real fires.
00:03:23.000 They give me this on the chimney's built into the wall so it goes out which is a bit hot for that now.
00:03:27.000 It's like 30 degrees today but we've got the fireplace to the winter all hooked up.
00:03:32.000 Big table for all the friends I don't have who aren't gonna come around.
00:03:36.000 More storage to put things in.
00:03:37.000 I don't want them.
00:03:38.000 I better go shopping, buy some shit.
00:03:41.000 This girl's supposed to be some girl, some famous girl, some shit.
00:03:44.000 I don't know.
00:03:45.000 There's something in her name.
00:03:45.000 I didn't listen.
00:03:49.000 Obviously where I spend very little of my time.
00:03:52.000 I've been eating out three times a day, every day for the last two or three years.
00:03:58.000 So cooking ain't really my thing.
00:04:01.000 But you know, we've got stuff.
00:04:02.000 We've got an espresso machine.
00:04:09.000 Got the fridge.
00:04:10.000 I think we've opened the fridge on crib, so what do we have to do?
00:04:12.000 Let's open the fridge.
00:04:17.000 Okay, so as you can see, the diet of champions is microwave turkey burgers.
00:04:27.000 Steaks, beer, and alcohol.
00:04:29.000 It's pretty much the same in the freezer, vodka.
00:04:37.000 We've got easy access to the champagne here.
00:04:48.000 Has to be done.
00:04:49.000 We've got loads of wine here.
00:04:50.000 I don't know anything about wine.
00:04:51.000 I'm not going to pretend I know about wine.
00:04:52.000 I just know wine bottles are supposed to go in there.
00:04:54.000 So that's what I put in there.
00:04:56.000 You know, if someone would be like, that's not a good wine, that's a good wine.
00:04:59.000 To me, Lambrini's wine, I don't fucking know.
00:05:01.000 I don't know.
00:05:02.000 Rest of the kitchen.
00:05:04.000 This is a hot plate.
00:05:05.000 I don't know why.
00:05:06.000 Like I said, I don't cook, but we've got a hot plate.
00:05:09.000 Two of them.
00:05:11.000 TV.
00:05:13.000 Garden. Barbecue.
00:05:32.000 Water feature.
00:05:40.000 There's a lake just down there beyond my little fence.
00:05:44.000 But for here, we've got grass.
00:05:48.000 My alarm company has sent a dude out as soon as the alarm is triggered and they come in through this gate.
00:05:54.000 Because when I first came in here, I forgot to turn off the alarm.
00:05:57.000 And I saw a flashlight at the back of this gate.
00:05:59.000 Me and Tristan were like, what the fuck?
00:06:00.000 And then this dude in like riot gear with a stick and mace comes in the back gate.
00:06:06.000 Like, who the fuck are you?
00:06:07.000 Did it this?
00:06:07.000 I felt like, you come into my house when I'm not here.
00:06:09.000 Weird dudes when I roll up like it's pretty gangsta.
00:06:13.000 It's pretty gangsta.
00:06:14.000 I just tell them my password and everything.
00:06:16.000 It's cheap.
00:06:18.000 There's a pool.
00:06:19.000 We've got a pool.
00:06:23.000 It's an indoor pool.
00:06:25.000 It could be heated or not.
00:06:26.000 Obviously, it all opens up.
00:06:27.000 It's pretty much an outdoor pool.
00:06:30.000 The shower, bathroom, etc.
00:06:31.000 You should see it at night because these lights at night all light up.
00:06:37.000 It's pretty gangsta.
00:06:58.000 On the floor, too.
00:07:00.000 Bathroom for pissing and such.
00:07:05.000 Pull down there, of course.
00:07:08.000 When we were building this place, we discovered loads of ancient pottery.
00:07:13.000 So, when we were building it, we discovered there must have been like a settlement back in the day of this ancient pottery.
00:07:19.000 So, basically, whoever lived here before me was a baller.
00:07:22.000 Like, he was an ancient baller.
00:07:24.000 He had like pots and shit.
00:07:26.000 So, I thought that's pretty gangsta, easy gee, like me.
00:07:28.000 So obviously this is the site of G's.
00:07:30.000 So I decided to take all the pottery and place it here in homage to the original G.
00:07:36.000 And plus if there's any evil spirits, they'll should be happy with this.
00:07:39.000 Because obviously they don't want to get too fresh to me unless they knock them out.
00:07:42.000 So I try to make them look like a peace offering.
00:07:44.000 I'm going to turn up here, I'll put your little bit of the pots, settle down.
00:07:47.000 You're going to start trying to haunt me and get busted in the face.
00:07:51.000 This is a very lovely painted stick.
00:07:52.000 As you can see, yeah, very lovely painted stick.
00:07:58.000 Guest bedrooms now.
00:08:00.000 Guest bedroom number one.
00:08:02.000 for my many guests.
00:08:04.000 TV, bed.
00:08:07.000 I wanted every room to have a walk-in wardrobe and every room to have an ensuite.
00:08:11.000 Because I don't like people like near me with their shit.
00:08:14.000 So they keep their things where they go.
00:08:16.000 So here's the walk-through wardrobe.
00:08:18.000 Pow, pow, pow.
00:08:21.000 Bathroom, shower.
00:08:23.000 So it's basically like a self-contained unit.
00:08:24.000 So now when my friends come over, I can say, stay behind that door, don't leave.
00:08:28.000 Don't really like you that much.
00:08:29.000 You're just staying here temporarily.
00:08:31.000 Lock the door, don't leave.
00:08:32.000 Watch TV, go piss, put your clothes on.
00:08:35.000 Done.
00:08:36.000 A random room storage, as I said, I got this storage happy.
00:08:40.000 I must admit, in about 15 emails, I said, Storage, storage, storage.
00:08:42.000 And now I've realized I own nothing.
00:08:44.000 I have nothing.
00:08:45.000 I've been living out of a car for years.
00:08:47.000 So I have nothing.
00:08:48.000 Guest bedroom number two.
00:08:52.000 Bed. Wardrobes of power.
00:08:58.000 Find a nice shower.
00:08:59.000 Obviously, too good for a guest.
00:09:05.000 I should have fucking royalty coming over or some shit, really, for these kind of guest bedrooms.
00:09:10.000 But.
00:09:11.000 I guess I'm just a nice guy.
00:09:13.000 It's too nice.
00:09:15.000 Going to the cinema now.
00:09:18.000 I'm not really one for films.
00:09:19.000 In fact, I never watch films, ever.
00:09:22.000 But I said I want it.
00:09:24.000 They said, Do you want cinema?
00:09:32.000 I was like, Yeah.
00:09:36.000 You know, so it's a room, got the blackout curtains, and obviously playing the.
00:09:43.000 Acclaimed web series The Hateful Tate, as you can see.
00:09:45.000 I think this is when you bought a gun to kill yourself, Dave.
00:09:49.000 Something along those lines.
00:09:51.000 So we've got The Hateful Tate on the cinema screen.
00:09:53.000 Got the big sofa here, chilling out.
00:09:54.000 Like I said, blackout curtains, these all open up.
00:09:56.000 Comes a nice light room.
00:09:58.000 Also got some desks.
00:09:59.000 I can open the curtains now.
00:10:04.000 I've got this is going to be my work area.
00:10:09.000 I've got the desk here.
00:10:12.000 Got another desk down there.
00:10:13.000 So, you know, we're going to be watching some movies, making some money.
00:10:17.000 Playing some online poker, etc., etc.
00:10:19.000 You will never guess what's in this room.
00:10:22.000 You will never guess what's in this room.
00:10:25.000 Storage.
00:10:35.000 Nothing burning.
00:10:36.000 This is my room.
00:10:38.000 The G's room, as you can see by the chandelier from the gangsta.
00:10:49.000 Chandelier balcony looking overlooking my barbecue making sure my shit's getting cooked I'm a bad boy gold bed obviously Now this is my like a setup like I said with me my room I was like yeah I need space for clothes and shit and They've given it to me but it's far too much like how many clothes am I supposed to have to fill this?
00:11:15.000 How many clothes?
00:11:15.000 I don't have any clothes.
00:11:17.000 This is all the possessions I have in the world.
00:11:19.000 I've been traveling the world for so long Facebook two or three years of living in hotels.
00:11:23.000 This is all I have I don't want anything else.
00:11:26.000 So I've unpacked basically.
00:11:28.000 So I need to do a little bit of shopping maybe.
00:11:31.000 Try and fill it up.
00:11:32.000 Got a snake skin wall.
00:11:34.000 We all know why, King Cobra.
00:11:36.000 So I said I want snake skin walls.
00:11:38.000 Then they told me the fucking price.
00:11:40.000 I thought, okay, maybe just a little bit in my bedroom.
00:11:42.000 And that's what we did.
00:11:43.000 I was going to do the whole thing snake skin.
00:11:45.000 But that would cost the same as a house, so.
00:11:49.000 Got my watch, obviously.
00:11:52.000 You may notice I'm already wearing one.
00:11:54.000 Particularly similar and they are very similar.
00:11:58.000 But I thought if I have the black and gold, I should buy the gold and black.
00:12:04.000 Sometimes I flip it forward, sometimes I flip it back.
00:12:08.000 So you know it's.
00:12:10.000 A wise man once told me, if you have one of something expensive, people think it like you saved up.
00:12:15.000 Like if you have one 15 grand watch, people think you saved up for it.
00:12:19.000 So then you gotta buy a 25 grand watch just so people know that it's minor.
00:12:23.000 A Lambo and an aston and an x6 to drive around when you know need a bit of space, then people know you're a cheap.
00:12:28.000 So, you can't have one of nice things.
00:12:29.000 Anyone who has one of a nice thing, keep that in mind.
00:12:33.000 Ensuite.
00:12:34.000 Fill the bath, which I'll never use for the shower man.
00:12:39.000 Well, you know, it's there.
00:12:41.000 If any naked women want to do a little bit of swimming, if any naked women want to do a little bit of swimming, shower for the big G.
00:12:55.000 Now, I may have mentioned this before, I'll mention it again.
00:12:58.000 I did tell them I wanted loads of storage.
00:13:01.000 Like, And they actually, for the first time, someone listens to me.
00:13:04.000 Like normally, let me tell you this story.
00:13:06.000 When I go Burger King and they say, have a gherkin, I'm like, listen up, motherfucker.
00:13:09.000 I want gherkins in my burger.
00:13:11.000 And they're like, okay.
00:13:11.000 I'm like, no, not okay.
00:13:13.000 Stop pressing buttons.
00:13:14.000 Pay attention.
00:13:15.000 I want handfuls of gherkins.
00:13:17.000 Inhuman amounts of gherkins.
00:13:18.000 Get loads of gherkins.
00:13:19.000 Put them in my burger.
00:13:20.000 I want loads.
00:13:21.000 They go, okay, okay.
00:13:22.000 I say, no, no, it's not okay.
00:13:23.000 You're not listening.
00:13:24.000 Gherkins.
00:13:25.000 And then my burger comes back and it's got like four gherkins.
00:13:27.000 I'm like, what the fuck?
00:13:28.000 How clear can I make it?
00:13:29.000 So my whole life, I'm used to yelling at people and they don't listen.
00:13:32.000 Well, it turns out when you pay lots of money for like an architect and shit.
00:13:35.000 They listened.
00:13:36.000 Because I said, I need storage, I need lots of storage, no, no, no.
00:13:38.000 Look at the fuck.
00:13:39.000 I have nothing to put in these things.
00:13:53.000 This is Tristan's little domain.
00:13:55.000 You know, I'm not going to get the top floor, but I like the bath.
00:13:59.000 You know, so I gave him the key.
00:14:01.000 I'm a kind man.
00:14:03.000 Tristan's domain, he's chilling up here.
00:14:06.000 His bed.
00:14:08.000 He said he wanted a desk.
00:14:09.000 I need a desk to do work.
00:14:10.000 He doesn't do any work.
00:14:11.000 I don't know.
00:14:13.000 We all know all our millions without me.
00:14:14.000 Nothing though.
00:14:15.000 So he's got a desk to pretend to work sometimes.
00:14:19.000 Balcony.
00:14:23.000 Overlook the beautiful lake.
00:14:28.000 The garden, checking our barbecue in.
00:14:29.000 You can see my entire compound I've had built out of solid concrete.
00:14:34.000 It's a man's material concrete.
00:14:37.000 So yeah, I want concrete.
00:14:38.000 You know what wood?
00:14:39.000 Wood.
00:14:40.000 Wood burns.
00:14:40.000 Concrete doesn't burn.
00:14:41.000 I want fucking concrete.
00:14:43.000 Like you could fire a rocket at the front of this house.
00:14:44.000 If I was at the back, I'd be alive.
00:14:47.000 Remember that, ISIS.
00:14:47.000 Because I'll come for you.
00:14:50.000 Now we're going to the unfinished part of the house.
00:14:51.000 Unfortunately, this part isn't finished.
00:14:53.000 I would love for this to have been finished for this episode.
00:14:56.000 But if not, I'll just tell you what it has to do.
00:15:05.000 Very shortly is going to be 12 foot by 12 foot jacuzzi obviously and like a champagne bar here all refrigerated and have cold champagne and warm jacuzzi on the roof in the middle of fucking nowhere No one knows where I am you're watching this thing where is this house?
00:15:24.000 You can't find me the police can't find me you can't find me no one can find me I'm hidden in my concrete bunker ISIS can't find me ISIS are gonna try and get me but they can't Here we are in my house you've finally done what you've been paid to do Dave Get the fuck out.
00:15:40.000 Get the fuck out.