Tate Speech - May 15, 2017


S2 E21 - Road Trip Part 7 - The Montage

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S2 E20 - ROAD TRIP PART 6 - The Border S2 E22 - The Hateful Tate - G CRIBS SPECIAL

Episode Stats


Length

9 minutes

Words per minute

83.57

Word count

773

Sentence count

100


Transcript

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00:00:13.000 these dead fuckers.
00:00:22.000 To be honest, you couldn't hope for a classier death, could you?
00:00:26.000 Kamikaze into the Martin.
00:00:28.000 Pretty good way to go.
00:00:30.000 Very nice way to go.
00:00:32.000 Kamikaze into the Aston Martin.
00:00:34.000 That's how I'd choose to die if I was to fly.
00:00:37.000 Whatever.
00:00:40.000 Bug destruction.
00:00:44.000 Bugs getting obliterated, obviously.
00:00:47.000 Fuck vegetarians.
00:00:49.000 How many vegans are we upset?
00:00:50.000 Well, you don't care when bugs die, you only care when cute little lambs die.
00:00:53.000 That's the first meal I'm gonna have when I get to a good person.
00:00:57.000 A happy lamb.
00:00:58.000 A lamb that was enjoying its life until it was taken away from its mother and had its head cut off.
00:01:01.000 I'll roam one over.
00:01:02.000 Yeah, hopefully it'll be a lamb in the front of my lamb buck as I scrape it up.
00:01:07.000 We crushed a rabbit the other day.
00:01:10.000 In the BM.
00:01:11.000 So that was it, we made it.
00:01:12.000 Made it to Romania, but we've still got a long way to go to many countries, right?
00:01:16.000 It's like coming into Newcastle, I wasn't thinking you made it to Brighton.
00:01:21.000 Okay, now let's go.
00:01:23.000 Let's go.
00:01:25.000 Lads.
00:01:25.000 Lads, yeah.
00:02:45.000 from outside into inside.
00:03:03.000 I'm wasting no more time.
00:03:05.000 Is that enough?
00:03:07.000 Here I go again on my own.
00:03:11.000 I'm literally never on my own.
00:03:14.000 I'm the only road I've ever known.
00:03:16.000 Never known any roads.
00:03:17.000 Can't drive.
00:03:19.000 Why can't you drive?
00:03:20.000 I haven't got a mountain.
00:03:36.000 and the bummers, they do produce some bangers.
00:03:51.000 I feel so unsure as I take your hand.
00:04:00.000 the dance floor.
00:04:05.000 Do you copy? Do you copy?
00:04:15.000 I'm never going to dance again.
00:04:42.000 Though it's easy to pretend, I know you're not a good enough bet.
00:04:49.000 I learned to cheat a friend and waste this chance that I've been given.
00:04:55.000 So I'm never gonna dance again the way I dance with you.
00:05:04.000 He turned off his radio.
00:05:09.000 In a weird way, we win.
00:05:10.000 We do win.
00:05:11.000 We do win.
00:05:21.000 Music seems so loud.
00:05:23.000 I wish that we could lose this crowd.
00:05:27.000 Maybe it's better this way.
00:05:30.000 We'd hurt each other with the things we want to say.
00:05:33.000 We could have been so good together.
00:05:36.000 We could have known this dance forever.
00:05:43.000 Turns out George Michael is talented and was a much better singer than I am.
00:05:50.000 Unbelievable.
00:05:51.000 Turns out.
00:05:52.000 Who would have guessed?
00:05:53.000 That's solo.
00:05:54.000 Yeah, George White wants a man.
00:06:00.000 Although he was a homosexual, this has got a rank up there with most pussy smashed to this song, like, in the world.
00:06:10.000 There's got to be top 10 songs in the world to, like, a sex playlist.
00:06:13.000 Uh-huh.
00:06:14.000 There's got to be.
00:06:15.000 I think more women have been fucked to this song than he could have dreamed of fucking marrying.
00:06:20.000 It's fact.
00:06:22.000 What else would be in this up there?
00:06:24.000 Barry White?
00:06:26.000 Bit of Barry?
00:06:26.000 So cliched though, isn't it?
00:06:27.000 Yeah, a little bit.
00:06:30.000 A little bit.
00:06:30.000 Pavarotti.
00:06:31.000 Not really sex playlist.
00:06:35.000 When I was young and immature, like 20, 21, I used to have a sex playlist.
00:06:39.000 But then obviously I grew up and thought I was fucking stupid.
00:06:42.000 When I was like 20, I used to have my PC in my room and I used to have my sex songs.
00:06:46.000 And I'd start them just before I made my move.
00:06:50.000 What was the kickoff?
00:06:51.000 What kicked you off?
00:06:53.000 Brian McKnight, What's My Name?
00:06:55.000 That was the song.
00:06:56.000 Then it moved on to Joe, All the Things Your Man Won't Do.
00:07:00.000 Men's World by James Brown was in there.
00:07:02.000 For all you people who think that's not a sex song, put on Men's World by James Brown.
00:07:06.000 Featuring Pavarotti.
00:07:08.000 Yeah, well, that one's good as well.
00:07:09.000 Have sex with your girlfriend, the man's world, and you'll change your mind.
00:07:14.000 Trust me.
00:07:14.000 100%.
00:07:15.000 Great advice.
00:07:16.000 Good life advice here from the guys on board the Lamborghini of the hateful tape.
00:07:24.000 It's a sex playlist.
00:07:25.000 Make me one of those.
00:07:26.000 Yeah.
00:07:27.000 Obviously, the best advice is don't make a sex playlist because, like, we're not 10.
00:07:32.000 But when I was 19, 20, I did have one.
00:07:34.000 But obviously, don't make one.
00:07:37.000 And if you do, probably don't name it Sex Playlist.
00:07:40.000 Yeah, no, my folder was called Sex Playlist.
00:07:43.000 Yeah, if you want to get away with it.
00:07:45.000 But like, sensitive songs.
00:07:47.000 Yeah.
00:07:49.000 Massage songs.
00:07:50.000 Music for ambiance.
00:07:52.000 Nice.
00:07:52.000 I think that's a good one.
00:07:53.000 Ambiance.
00:07:54.000 Exactly.
00:07:55.000 Especially with the KLS Westbrook.
00:07:58.000 Well, that was that.
00:07:59.000 Doesn't it make sense?
00:08:01.000 Well!
00:08:31.000 Maybe if we built ourselves a dungeon, we'd start getting the spirit a bit.
00:09:08.000 Shittest drive, ehm, shittest drive, ehm, shittest drive, ehm.