Tate Speech - May 13, 2017


S2 E20 - ROAD TRIP PART 6 - The Border

Hosted by
Andrew Tate Tristan Tate
Mentioned
Christopher Cross Cribs Richard Hannon James May Dave
S2 E19 - ROAD TRIP PART 5 - Aloe Vera Dream S2 E21 - Road Trip Part 7 - The Montage

Episode Stats


Length

9 minutes

Words per minute

120.54

Word count

1,125

Sentence count

130


Transcript

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00:00:00.000 I love European motorways, especially in like the lower income countries like Slovakia, Hungary, Romania.
00:00:07.000 There's no cars.
00:00:08.000 There's no cars.
00:00:10.000 It can be Monday morning, 9 a.m., and there's nothing ahead of you.
00:00:14.000 I've been holding a very respectable 70 miles an hour.
00:00:54.000 Then you showed the speedo, so I thought I had to show off.
00:00:56.000 I don't even.
00:00:57.000 Are we even allowed to put that in the.
00:00:58.000 I don't think we can even put that in, because it's going to incriminate me.
00:01:03.000 Literally through a speed train.
00:01:05.000 Literally through it.
00:01:07.000 And I saw the two officers look at each other like, do we chase this cunt or not?
00:01:12.000 Nice, I'm sorry.
00:01:14.000 Well.
00:01:22.000 Maybe I can outrun them.
00:01:23.000 I was born the son of a lawless man.
00:01:27.000 I always spoke my mind with a gun in my hand.
00:01:31.000 Lived nine lives and gunned down ten.
00:01:33.000 I need to ride like the wind.
00:02:06.000 Korean police can officially no longer catch me.
00:02:09.000 I had a long way to go to get to the border of Mexico, and I made it.
00:02:12.000 I rode like the wind.
00:02:15.000 I went through the speed trap at 130.
00:02:16.000 Boy, it's not over yet.
00:02:18.000 There's a big, pretty long line here.
00:02:19.000 Maybe they're going to fuck me here.
00:02:22.000 Maybe here they're going to fuck me.
00:02:23.000 Maybe they radioed ahead and they're going to be like, mmm, now we fuck him.
00:02:27.000 Oh, shit.
00:02:27.000 I spoke too soon.
00:02:29.000 Let's see what happens.
00:02:31.000 I burnt through their speed trap, and then I thought, if I keep going that fast, they literally can't catch me unless they do.
00:02:38.000 If I'm doing 150, by the time they get in their car, they're going to.
00:02:40.000 To do 170, 180.
00:02:41.000 I don't think the Hungarian police have anything that can do that.
00:02:45.000 But they do have radios, so I don't know how this border check's gonna go.
00:02:50.000 I might have been driving too fast for them to let me through.
00:02:54.000 We've got any fun activities planned in Romania?
00:02:57.000 You're gonna finally do the one thing you're here for.
00:02:59.000 The one job, the only thing you had to do was film my house.
00:03:03.000 It's been weeks and weeks and weeks, you've not filmed my house.
00:03:06.000 You've been fucking Thailand, you've been everywhere all over the world, and you've still not filmed my house.
00:03:11.000 You're gonna finally do the one job you got paid £220 for.
00:03:14.000 No more jobs.
00:03:15.000 With you, Dave.
00:03:16.000 Just film my house, make it look good like an episode of Cribs.
00:03:18.000 That's all I've wanted from this whole fucking series.
00:03:23.000 Why are you in a Lambo driving across Europe?
00:03:26.000 I do need to watch this Cribs show, see what it's about.
00:03:35.000 MTV, can you reckon?
00:03:37.000 The European country, there's no border.
00:03:38.000 Romania has a border.
00:03:40.000 Like, oh, we're part of the EU, don't give a fuck.
00:03:42.000 You want to come in, there's a border.
00:03:44.000 I remember during the Syrian refugee crisis, and I remember they put on the news, they put something like, train.
00:03:48.000 to Germany are free for the next week because they want you.
00:03:52.000 Get the free train because if you're left here you're fucked.
00:03:55.000 We ain't gonna help you.
00:03:56.000 We're gonna kick you out.
00:03:57.000 They don't give a shit.
00:03:58.000 Romanians don't care.
00:03:59.000 All these Syrians are on the train.
00:04:00.000 Now they're in Germany like acting bad, mugging people and shit.
00:04:03.000 When they're in Romania they're the most behaved motherfuckers in the world.
00:04:06.000 If I had a passport with the name Christopher Cross I'd definitely make it across the border.
00:04:09.000 True.
00:04:10.000 So Mr. Cross you made it to Mexico.
00:04:22.000 Hello?
00:04:31.000 No, no brothers.
00:04:32.000 I'm a little bit little bit older.
00:04:34.000 Yeah Yep, he's mistaken us for twins, I believe, and then taken our passports.
00:04:48.000 Get that a lot, though, don't we?
00:04:49.000 He's mistaken.
00:04:50.000 Okay, yeah.
00:04:51.000 He meant me, yeah, sure, he meant me and you.
00:05:00.000 They're all huge.
00:05:01.000 They're massive men.
00:05:02.000 All these dudes are massive.
00:05:05.000 With guns.
00:05:06.000 Yeah.
00:05:09.000 It looks like he has a steak for breakfast.
00:05:12.000 Steak and eggs kind of guy.
00:05:13.000 Yeah.
00:05:21.000 Little rover and little speed.
00:05:25.000 Oh speed, speed.
00:05:26.000 Oh sorry sorry, I'll make sure.
00:05:29.000 No no, no here okay okay okay okay, yeah.
00:05:33.000 We sped through a speed track and then when I got there, he started talking about speed and it turns out he was ordering me to speed away from the gate so him and all his boys could hear the car.
00:05:45.000 So there's like nine of them all waiting there.
00:05:51.000 Go go.
00:05:53.000 The police told me to speed.
00:05:55.000 I sped by order of the law.
00:06:01.000 The law-abiding speeder, the big Romanian policeman with the gun, demanded I put my foot down.
00:06:06.000 If it was actually top gear, I'd be Clarkson, obviously.
00:06:10.000 You'd be Hammond, the little one who talks shit.
00:06:13.000 And Tristan would be James May.
00:06:15.000 Because Tristan drives so fucking slow.
00:06:18.000 Tristan thinks 110 is fast.
00:06:20.000 Oh, going 110.
00:06:22.000 Why do you always want to do 160?
00:06:25.000 Because the road's empty.
00:06:26.000 I'm gonna fucking Lambo.
00:06:28.000 160 is genuinely comfortable speed to cruise in.
00:06:31.000 Just put it in top gear, like seventh gear, you just chill, 160 will just do easy.
00:06:35.000 Fuck you.
00:06:36.000 He goes, oh, you go too fast, go too fast.
00:06:38.000 Fuck off.
00:06:39.000 They're cars, they're supposed to go fast.
00:06:43.000 They're fast cars.
00:06:44.000 Richard Hannon is easily the worst character on top of you.
00:06:48.000 Well, I apologize for that, friend.
00:06:50.000 He's crashing, dude.
00:06:51.000 He's almost doubling, didn't he?
00:06:52.000 He almost crashed and died.
00:06:53.000 Well, I think if we were to drive, you'd probably be the first one to crash.
00:06:57.000 Yeah, probably.
00:06:58.000 Go, go, go, go.
00:07:07.000 Motorway that isn't on the beam, that was heading directly to the capital.
00:07:11.000 And we took like an hour and a half off our journey so far.
00:07:14.000 Just tearing straight through.
00:07:17.000 And it looks like it's brand new, hasn't even finished it yet.
00:07:20.000 Because they're saying the sign that Bucharest has crossed out.
00:07:24.000 Let's see, so the flight didn't finish yet.
00:07:27.000 Unfinished roads.
00:07:29.000 Now we're going to go through Faggot, your favorite city.
00:07:50.000 Was rather pleasant as it goes, but became memorable for one reason this big bastard bus My flash housing to me to get ready to overtake Go now, overtake now, go, go, go, punch it on the head, there's nothing
00:08:19.000 coming, punch it.
00:08:22.000 Too late.
00:08:23.000 When I splashed my hazards, you could have kept up with me.
00:08:28.000 You can overtake when I overtake.
00:08:29.000 I'm not doing it by hair split seconds.
00:08:31.000 If I'm pulling it off, you can pull it off.
00:08:39.000 Where the fuck was I?
00:08:41.000 You're talking total fucking shit.
00:08:43.000 Don't lie down the radio.
00:09:15.000 But if Andrew radios me to go around this guy, I'm not listening.
00:09:19.000 I'll go around him when it's clear.