Tate Speech - May 24, 2017


S2 E26 - RUNAWAY TRAIN - Road to Eurovision Part 3

Hosted by
Andrew Tate Tristan Tate
Mentioned
Kiev Moldova Camera
S2 24 - Ross (Road to Eurovision part 1) S2 E27 - FACE IT WERE BOOZING

Episode Stats


Length

8 minutes

Words per minute

149.59

Word count

1,279

Sentence count

158


Transcript

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00:00:09.000 So we were leaving Moldova, aka White Africa, on this horseless communist carriage.
00:00:17.000 Didn't look cosy, but looks can be deceiving.
00:00:24.000 It's actually, you know, although I think it's crap for a train.
00:00:29.000 It's alright.
00:00:30.000 Huh?
00:00:32.000 For a train, it's comfortable.
00:00:36.000 Does the window open?
00:00:37.000 The answer to Tristan's question was, of course, no, which led to us having the smelliest carriage of all time due to feet and other manly smells.
00:00:45.000 I feel like this is probably the closest to prison I'll come.
00:00:49.000 On a positive though, haven't had a top bunk for years.
00:00:53.000 That's a bit of excitement.
00:00:57.000 You know, in prison, they give the top bunks to the weakest inmates.
00:01:00.000 Isn't top bunk a good thing?
00:01:02.000 No.
00:01:03.000 Top bunks are the bad thing.
00:01:04.000 It wasn't a good thing.
00:01:05.000 No, top bunk is the better thing.
00:01:08.000 Trust me.
00:01:10.000 I'll let you know in 16 hours.
00:01:12.000 So we embarked, and these fellas looked at me as if they'd never seen a camera before.
00:01:18.000 Suspicious.
00:01:20.000 To Ukraine on an overnight train.
00:01:35.000 Five, four, five.
00:01:51.000 Many secrets I couldn't keep.
00:01:54.000 I promised myself I wouldn't weep.
00:01:58.000 But one more promise I couldn't keep.
00:02:03.000 It seems no one can help me.
00:02:06.000 Now I'm into deep.
00:02:08.000 There's no way.
00:02:20.000 Train never going
00:02:41.000 Remember how to smile Make it somehow all seem worthwhile How on earth did I get so jaded?
00:02:51.000 The last mystery seems so faded If we get across this corner, then we'll have a strike.
00:03:42.000 I remember being paranoid.
00:03:43.000 But when I went to the fucking food cart, some dude comes over.
00:03:46.000 There's these three huge dudes.
00:03:49.000 Substantially bigger than both of us.
00:03:52.000 Come and drink, welcome Moldova, come and drink.
00:03:53.000 I was like, no, no, no.
00:03:54.000 Come and drink, come and drink.
00:03:55.000 No, no, no.
00:03:56.000 Eventually they come sit down next to me anyway.
00:03:58.000 So they're pouring these shots.
00:03:59.000 You must drink, or else drink, drink, drink.
00:04:02.000 So I was like, okay, talking shit, talking shit, talking shit.
00:04:04.000 And they go, you want carriage six, which is our carriage.
00:04:07.000 I was like, I don't think so.
00:04:08.000 I think it's seven or eight.
00:04:09.000 We're six.
00:04:10.000 Yeah.
00:04:10.000 So I was like, okay.
00:04:12.000 Anyway, talking loads of shit.
00:04:13.000 And then, um.
00:04:13.000 Are they still out there?
00:04:17.000 You can hear them now.
00:04:19.000 So they're drunk as fuck.
00:04:19.000 Huge dudes.
00:04:21.000 So they're like, you must drink what I was drinking.
00:04:23.000 I had four or five shots.
00:04:24.000 I was like, no, I must go now.
00:04:25.000 I must go.
00:04:25.000 I must go.
00:04:26.000 As I went to leave the cart, the fucking I was locked in.
00:04:29.000 I was locked in the food cart.
00:04:30.000 I said to the food dude, I'm locked.
00:04:32.000 He goes, yes, locked.
00:04:33.000 You must wait.
00:04:34.000 I went to the food cart just now.
00:04:36.000 And he said, five minutes.
00:04:37.000 I kept saying that.
00:04:38.000 So I was locked in there.
00:04:39.000 I was like, for fuck's sake.
00:04:41.000 I kept saying, drink more, drink more, drink more.
00:04:42.000 Trying to give me tea.
00:04:43.000 Give me all this shit.
00:04:44.000 I wouldn't drink it.
00:04:46.000 And then they said, where are you from?
00:04:48.000 What do you do?
00:04:48.000 Did all this kind of stuff.
00:04:49.000 Why are you going?
00:04:50.000 You come to Moscow, you come to Moscow.
00:04:51.000 I was like, no, let's go to Kiev.
00:04:54.000 Okay.
00:04:54.000 Carriage six, yeah, carriage six.
00:04:57.000 Yeah.
00:04:58.000 I said, you're with your brother.
00:05:00.000 I was like, yeah.
00:05:02.000 Anyway, so the train just stopped and I got off.
00:05:05.000 And, uh, I got off and went round to get back on.
00:05:10.000 And as I was going to get back on, there's three more Russian dudes.
00:05:13.000 And the first Russian dude yelled to the other three Russian dudes.
00:05:16.000 Something, something, something, something.
00:05:18.000 London, something.
00:05:19.000 Prosta.
00:05:19.000 Which would be stupid, right?
00:05:21.000 In some languages.
00:05:22.000 Maybe I'm just being paranoid.
00:05:24.000 But I don't know.
00:05:25.000 I don't know if they intended on.
00:05:27.000 And it kept trying to look at my hand operation.
00:05:29.000 But really, they were trying to look at my watch.
00:05:31.000 I think I'm stupid.
00:05:33.000 Oh, your hand, your hand, your hand!
00:05:36.000 So we've got two or three hours left.
00:05:38.000 I'm not leaving this car.
00:05:41.000 We'll see what happens.
00:05:43.000 They know we only have two or three hours to Kiev.
00:05:45.000 They say we have friends waiting for us to Kiev.
00:05:46.000 I don't know.
00:05:48.000 Maybe they could have just been being friendly, drunk, super friendly Russians.
00:05:52.000 You never know.
00:05:52.000 Put my shoes somewhere to throw down.
00:05:55.000 Fuck throwing down, man.
00:05:56.000 In this short, in this small.
00:05:58.000 Fucking carriage guys of that size, giant guys, you just had a chance.
00:06:03.000 We can do that, they're gonna rob us.
00:06:05.000 We're gonna get robbed.
00:06:08.000 They're lucky.
00:06:11.000 Because they kept saying to me, Oh, what weight are you?
00:06:15.000 What weight are you?
00:06:17.000 No, they're surfing from my hand.
00:06:19.000 He said, Fighting, fighting.
00:06:20.000 He said, 90.
00:06:21.000 He goes, Oh, me!
00:06:22.000 And wrote down 138.
00:06:23.000 The other guy wrote down 105.
00:06:24.000 They're huge.
00:06:25.000 They're huge.
00:06:26.000 Much bigger than us.
00:06:27.000 Much bigger than us.
00:06:30.000 But when I was locked in, I don't know why they locked the food carriage, why locked me in there?
00:06:33.000 They wouldn't let me in the food carriage.
00:06:34.000 They wouldn't let me out.
00:06:36.000 They kept trying to give me drinks incessantly, like for a good 10 minutes.
00:06:39.000 Now I'm not drinking.
00:06:40.000 Ugh!
00:06:40.000 10 minutes of drinking.
00:06:41.000 Why have you got two eggs?
00:06:42.000 One's me, one's you, supposedly.
00:06:45.000 They gave us eggs.
00:06:46.000 Yeah.
00:06:47.000 You and your brother!
00:06:47.000 I don't know if that's an insult or a good thing or not.
00:06:50.000 Why are they just trying to give you food and drink?
00:06:53.000 How the hell is thinking?
00:06:53.000 If we get off this and they haven't started a fight on us, it means they were just being super friendly.
00:06:58.000 Yeah, they seemed quite nice overall, but the fact.
00:07:01.000 I don't know, maybe I'm too paranoid.
00:07:03.000 I'm too paranoid, fair enough, because that's how I am.
00:07:05.000 But even when I went to get up to get out the cart and I couldn't get out, and then the big.
00:07:10.000 I was sitting here, Russian dude here, Russian dude here.
00:07:14.000 So I'm out towards the aisle.
00:07:15.000 I go to try and get out of the car, try and get out of the car, it doesn't work.
00:07:18.000 This guy was here, goes, I open, I open.
00:07:20.000 He goes, It doesn't work.
00:07:22.000 He comes back, goes, Sit down, sit down, sit down.
00:07:23.000 So now I'm sitting here, I can't get out, dude's here.
00:07:26.000 This kind of shit.
00:07:27.000 Do you know what I mean?
00:07:28.000 Like, I tried to prevent it happening and they made sure it happened.
00:07:32.000 I'm thinking maybe, and I'm not even paranoid, I'm genuinely thinking over the course of the conversation, I think they kind of liked me a little bit.
00:07:38.000 And they thought, oh, he's a fighter, let's let him off, he's alright.
00:07:42.000 But there's 100% they had the intention of robbing me.
00:07:44.000 One million percent.
00:07:45.000 Because they knew what carriage, who we were with, what we had.
00:07:48.000 Yeah, one million percent.
00:07:50.000 You're with brother and friend.
00:07:51.000 I swear to God they said you're with a brother and a friend.
00:07:55.000 So this web series could end right here.
00:07:56.000 Camera's gone.
00:07:58.000 Watches are gone.
00:07:58.000 Phone's gone.
00:07:59.000 We're in Kiev with nothing.
00:08:02.000 But I don't know.
00:08:03.000 But then, I don't know, maybe they were just being friendly, maybe I'm too paranoid.
00:08:06.000 Are those eggs cooked?
00:08:08.000 I think so.
00:08:09.000 I don't want them.
00:08:12.000 Three hours.
00:08:14.000 Alright, I'm gonna put the camera away.
00:08:17.000 Fuelled with only an egg, gifted to us by the potential muggers, I waited by the door, safe in the knowledge that if one of them was to enter, they would receive one of the smelliest feet of all time to the face.