Tate Speech - December 01, 2023


THE CIGAR DEATHMATCH | Tate Confidential Ep 199


Episode Stats

Length

12 minutes

Words per Minute

129.11804

Word Count

1,586

Sentence Count

235

Misogynist Sentences

3

Hate Speech Sentences

2


Summary

Tristan has the biggest cigar in the place and it's time to smoke it. But it's not just any cigar, it's the biggest one he's ever smoked. And he's not going to let it stop him from finishing it. Enjoy the game and remember, you can win when you're defeated, but you have to admit when you lose. People should know when they're finally conquered. And if you don't, then you're not really a man. You're not a man, you're just a human. Enjoy this episode of Cigar Talk with your friends, family and co-workers as they enjoy a nice, nice cigar and a nice G&T. Enjoy the show and remember: You are not alone, you are not the only man who has ever been defeated by a big cigar. You are the man who was defeated by leaves. And you are still the champ. Have a nice smoke and enjoy the game. XOXOXO. -T.J. P.S. Sorry about the audio quality, I'm still working out the kinks in this one. I'll be working on it. I promise it'll get better in the next episode, I promise. xoxo -P.S -Bobby & BOB Xx -J. BOB & J. R. BONUS CONTENT: Cigar & G& T. :) -BOB & GANDT - J. J. BOB AND J. W. P. S. -BRAOD -JOSH -JACOB -JORDAN -JACK & JOSH -PODCAST: BOBY - JOSH & JOSEPH - JARRELL - JAMIE - JAY AND BOB - JAMES - JORDAN AND KEVIN - JACOB AND BRIAN - JAMEY -JOSHA - JOSHA AND KELLY - PODCAST - JORO AND JOSH AND AYAN - BABY AND KYLE - JODY - JON AND KARRY - JORGE AND RYANTHORO - JEROME - JOE AND JOSIE -JAMES AND JAMES AND KIM AND JAY & JAMES ARE TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING THAT'S NOTHING MORE THAN THAT! -JAY AND JORIE AND JORGE - JASON AND JONY AND JACO AND DOUG AND JORDY - AND THEY'S TALK ABOUT IT'S YELLING ABOUT IT!


Transcript

00:00:00.000 And that looks like a big cigar.
00:00:10.000 Thank you.
00:00:12.000 Yes, I do have one.
00:00:13.000 I'll take it. Thank you very much. I'll take it to smoke now.
00:00:16.000 Appreciate it. You have to smoke this right now.
00:00:21.000 All right, T, you win. I can win when I'm beat.
00:00:24.000 I said give me the biggest cigar in the place.
00:00:26.000 I thought I had the fattest cigar. Tristan came along.
00:00:28.000 Yeah, very much. T, you got me beat.
00:00:30.000 What can I say? Hands down, Tristan wins.
00:00:33.000 What do you mean? This is not the normal day for me.
00:00:35.000 Are you going to smoke it now?
00:00:37.000 Of course I am. Want a little smoke?
00:00:38.000 Yeah, let's have a nice little cigar.
00:00:41.000 You don't compensate for anything, do you?
00:00:44.000 He wins, bro.
00:01:06.000 I'm man enough to admit when I lose.
00:01:09.000 I'll fight a fight. People should know when they're conquered.
00:01:17.000 Need some lungs on you to do that, mate.
00:01:20.000 A lot of practice. Smooth.
00:01:28.000 Now we're smoking. That was good.
00:01:31.000 How long do you think it would take you to smoke that?
00:01:34.000 I'll actually be done in about 15 minutes.
00:01:37.000 If I rock up in a $400,000 cart, he's like, gee...
00:01:43.000 He was like, no, bro.
00:01:46.000 The point he made was kind of poignant.
00:01:48.000 He said... So you admit defeat?
00:01:52.000 No human capacity is not this right.
00:01:54.000 It's not made for humans. So you admit your human.
00:01:58.000 You are the consumption champion.
00:02:00.000 Don't tell us that you're conquered by this cigar.
00:02:03.000 It's just a tobacco leaf. That's all it is.
00:02:06.000 It's a lot of tobacco leaves.
00:02:07.000 Just one more puff. It is just leaves.
00:02:09.000 It is just leaves. You're scared of leaves.
00:02:12.000 Ha! Got him!
00:02:14.000 I know, he's going to have to smoke another thing.
00:02:19.000 He's scared of leaves.
00:02:20.000 I've finally been defeated by cigar.
00:02:22.000 It's not by a cigar, it's by leaves.
00:02:24.000 You've been defeated by leaves, you've got to say that.
00:02:26.000 I've been defeated by leaves.
00:02:29.000 This is unsmokeable.
00:02:31.000 Let it be known. That this cigar is too much for me to smoke.
00:02:35.000 You're still the champ. I'm not going to take it from you.
00:02:36.000 I'm not going to be in front of you. You're still the champ.
00:02:37.000 I don't know. You're beeping. You've got to finish yours though.
00:02:40.000 I probably will finish it, but even this is a struggle, bro.
00:02:42.000 Does that help? Yeah. You've done it good, though.
00:02:46.000 You did good. Excuse me.
00:02:48.000 Can I have a double Johnny Walker blue label, please?
00:02:50.000 Nice. Thank you very much.
00:02:54.000 Back in the game. I've officially rewired my brain.
00:02:59.000 Remember when I was going to give up, right?
00:03:01.000 I vow never to give up until this cigar is done.
00:03:05.000 I will never stop.
00:03:08.000 Alright, guys.
00:03:11.000 It's getting late. It's time to go home.
00:03:13.000 It's time to call it all day. Finish your drink.
00:03:15.000 It's time to go home. Yeah?
00:03:19.000 I thought I'd finish my drink. Yeah, finish your drink.
00:03:21.000 It's time to go home. We're done.
00:03:23.000 It's time to go home. We'll just finish our drinks.
00:03:26.000 I'll take this home. Finish it then.
00:03:31.000 But you've done enough.
00:03:32.000 Enough what? No, no, no.
00:03:34.000 This is a good cigar, so I'm gonna smoke it at home.
00:03:38.000 Finish your drink, and it's time to go home.
00:03:40.000 Oh no, I just wanted a gin and tonic.
00:03:42.000 Sorry, I need a few more minutes. Please.
00:03:45.000 Thank you very much.
00:03:46.000 And I thought you're not impressed.
00:03:48.000 Not yet.
00:03:50.000 Not yet?
00:03:56.000 No.
00:03:57.000 Mmm.
00:03:58.000 No.
00:04:01.000 Woohoohoo!
00:04:03.000 All I need is a G&T.
00:04:05.000 Thank you. Have fun. Enjoy.
00:04:07.000 I will- I'm- I won't.
00:04:09.000 But, it's okay.
00:04:11.000 Please do.
00:04:12.000 I'll try my best. See you later.
00:04:14.000 See you later.
00:04:16.000 The game continues.
00:04:20.000 Okay.
00:04:22.000 You filming me for no reason while I have a nice smoke, yeah.
00:04:25.000 Nice game.
00:04:30.000 Nice relaxing smoke.
00:04:32.000 Bye.
00:04:33.000 Thank you.
00:04:36.000 Home sir, right?
00:04:37.000 Yes, home. Thank you. You're still going strong.
00:04:49.000 With what? It's almost gone.
00:04:54.000 Fuck. Your will to live.
00:04:56.000 Heh heh heh.
00:04:58.000 The fucking hero.
00:05:04.000 You really just flipped that whole thing.
00:05:06.000 What do you mean? You might be the greatest man who ever lived.
00:05:09.000 Well, I've often smoked at least four cigars a night, but one cigar in the evening.
00:05:14.000 You might be the greatest man who's ever lived.
00:05:16.000 I know what you're talking about. I'm trying to give you credit.
00:05:19.000 That is actually epically impressive.
00:05:22.000 I thought I'd get the biggest cigar there.
00:05:23.000 I didn't finish it. If you finish that cigar, Tristan, I'll admit, once and for all.
00:05:28.000 Bro! Gin and tonic, please!
00:05:33.000 Booze is not powered. You did say you couldn't do it before you started drinking loads of booze.
00:05:44.000 My light is busted. It's burning underneath me.
00:05:50.000 Why don't you feel super sick?
00:05:51.000 Why do you sound like Luke?
00:05:53.000 You're right. I'm sorry. Tristan, I'm just giving him credit.
00:05:55.000 Tristan, you're here. I don't know what else to say.
00:05:56.000 No, no, I am sick. Sick of you.
00:05:59.000 Sick of the naysayers.
00:06:00.000 Sick of the people in life who try to hold you back.
00:06:02.000 Try to push you down. Tell you that you can't do basic things like smoke one cigar.
00:06:09.000 You got skill issues. Talk to me.
00:06:11.000 Nice shisha, mate.
00:06:13.000 Tristan's the champ.
00:06:15.000 Tristan's the champ!
00:06:17.000 It's a champ!
00:06:18.000 I'm going back.
00:06:20.000 Who's the champ?
00:06:22.000 🎵
00:06:39.000 Smoke it out, P!
00:06:41.000 🎵
00:06:49.000 Andrew.
00:06:50.000 you want to see my new move? Who told you that?
00:06:54.000 Oh, shit! Now we're smoking.
00:07:33.000 Now we're smoking.
00:07:34.000 I think I've ever smoked before.
00:07:36.000 The machine is the same as me.
00:07:40.000 It's got my security hat.
00:07:43.000 The machine can't control me.
00:07:48.000 The machine is the same as me.
00:07:51.000 The machine can't control me.
00:07:54.000 The machine can't control me.
00:07:58.000 The Machine Controls You Why do I have a drink? I don't know.
00:08:05.000 Why does he have a drink?
00:08:07.000 Why do you have a drink?
00:08:14.000 No, all jokes aside, someone's got to study why this happens.
00:08:16.000 Someone's got to study why this happens.
00:08:18.000 There needs to be some sort of study on why your body can do this.
00:08:21.000 It's not normal. Bro, it's actually not normal, bro.
00:08:25.000 So, Andy, you're a cigar smoker.
00:08:26.000 Let me tell you what the most fucked up thing about this is.
00:08:28.000 The head spins real. Hear me out.
00:08:31.000 Mama Sarah. You know what it is, bro?
00:08:33.000 What? Tongue.
00:08:34.000 Tongue down. Fry.
00:08:36.000 I won't taste shit for weeks.
00:08:40.000 Yeah, I threw it. Can you play Push It to the Limit, please?
00:08:44.000 We're on that vibe. When does the cigar finish?
00:08:47.000 It's done when I say it's done.
00:08:53.000 Tristan you need to just rip it to this beat right here It's not a good loud. I don't know what he's gonna say It's time now. The cigar is getting empty.
00:09:16.000 The cigar is now done.
00:09:18.000 Andrew's gonna have to concede total and utter defeat in every realm of human endeavor right now.
00:09:22.000 I'm about to put it out. Listen, I'm a fair man.
00:09:27.000 I grew up in a warrior culture.
00:09:29.000 And as a warrior, you have to accept sometimes when you get beat.
00:09:31.000 I'm not gonna make any excuses.
00:09:33.000 It was a fair one-on-one.
00:09:35.000 Tristan stepped up to the plate, put it all on the line like a hero.
00:09:40.000 And he won. He beat me.
00:09:41.000 Tristan is the champion.
00:09:43.000 He counteracted the spinning of the cigar with loads of booze and somehow beat me.
00:09:49.000 He made it messy. He made it a dogfight.
00:09:51.000 Took me into the forest. Where I was confused.
00:09:55.000 Surrounded by enemies.
00:09:57.000 I used my Aikido to the best of my ability, but somehow he was everywhere.
00:10:01.000 Left, right, forward, backwards, and he destroyed me.
00:10:04.000 Tristan is the champion of the day.
00:10:06.000 I should have known. I thought there was no bigger cigar there.
00:10:09.000 I thought I could just push through and finish this cigar.
00:10:11.000 He'll finish the same one, and then ha ha ha, it's all even.
00:10:14.000 But somehow, he pulled out the bag, and I am defeated.
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