Tate Speech - December 18, 2016


THE HATEFUL TATE EPISODE 18

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Episode Stats


Length

3 minutes

Words per minute

85.28

Word count

334

Sentence count

36


Transcript

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00:00:00.000 Welcome back to the most pointless and expensive thing on the internet.
00:00:03.000 If you're expecting money, bitches, cool things in this episode, I advise you turn off now.
00:00:22.000 Because what follows is the opposite of all of them.
00:00:28.000 Basically, I'd convinced myself that to become the third Tate Brother, I had to do some exercise.
00:00:35.000 A gruelling regime, which consisted of a lot of jumping around with boxing gloves, a bit of pad work, a comically bad attempt at skipping, and three whole press ups.
00:01:04.000 more than yesterday.
00:01:06.000 So here's the real joke.
00:01:15.000 This is more like it.
00:01:17.000 This is what I expected Romania to be like.
00:01:37.000 I thought I was going to be the third tape, brother.
00:01:41.000 Got to at least be able to jog for five minutes.
00:01:45.000 According to the Globetrotter, I'm on 1 minute 16.
00:01:59.000 Four more.
00:02:00.000 Or I could stop and take a seat.
00:02:07.000 When I'm exercising, I call this a sit up.
00:02:12.000 A seat up.
00:02:26.000 I gave up with the impossible five minute jog and instead decided to turn my attention to a plant who I kicked pretending it was Andrew.
00:02:49.000 Romanians are so considerate, they've actually built a zebra crossing just for any stray wildlife here.
00:02:55.000 It gets dark very quickly in Romania.
00:03:00.000 Pretty cold, actually.
00:03:03.000 Luckily, my main man's here to let me in.
00:03:07.000 Andy T, world champion, you might know him.
00:03:11.000 Get under that one.
00:03:16.000 Exercising, getting a shake.
00:03:17.000 Why?
00:03:19.000 What do you mean?
00:03:20.000 Because I'm.
00:03:21.000 Firstly, why is your suitcase in the middle of the.?
00:03:26.000 It's just first place, dumped them.
00:03:29.000 And what are you exercising for?
00:03:31.000 Be the third tape.
00:03:31.000 Training for the sake of training is the biggest bullshit in the world.
00:03:36.000 If you're not training for a fight, there's no point in doing exercise.
00:03:39.000 There's literally zero point.
00:03:40.000 That minute you're going to add to your life will have wasted exercising.
00:03:45.000 Got to see a bit of Romania.
00:03:48.000 It's cold.
00:03:49.000 Don't mind me.
00:03:49.000 What are we doing now?
00:03:54.000 Where is it?