Tate Speech - December 22, 2016


THE HATEFUL TATE EPISODE 25

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Episode Stats


Length

3 minutes

Words per minute

186.88

Word count

598

Sentence count

70


Transcript

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00:00:02.000 Right, hello and welcome back to the most expensive, occasionally offensive thing on the internet.
00:00:10.000 I'm your host, Dave, Dave Tate to some, and tonight I'm joined willingly by kickboxer Legit G and my good friend, Mr. Andrew Tate.
00:00:23.000 How are you?
00:00:24.000 I'm glad you put Legit G in there.
00:00:26.000 Yeah, well, you know, I'm obliging, it's important.
00:00:29.000 Yeah, of course, of course, as is this chat.
00:00:33.000 Why are you got Christmas?
00:00:34.000 Why are you got.
00:00:37.000 Well, this is Festivey.
00:00:39.000 This is a TV studio set.
00:00:40.000 Yeah, that's.
00:00:42.000 Kinder Santa.
00:00:43.000 Well, I use my own money, I've only got like 17 quid left and.
00:00:47.000 Props.
00:00:48.000 Festivey, it's nice to.
00:00:49.000 This is the audio.
00:00:50.000 Christmas is the biggest crock of shit.
00:00:53.000 Ever.
00:00:54.000 How?
00:00:55.000 Everything about Christmas is fucked up and it's bullshit.
00:00:58.000 People just spend their entire.
00:01:00.000 They get all their money together from their shit wages and they spend money they haven't got.
00:01:04.000 Whenever I read about someone who got in debt for Christmas, I think they should just be euthanized.
00:01:08.000 What do you mean you got in debt for there's always some dickhead in the magazine, isn't there?
00:01:12.000 I was trying to make my kids happy, so I got in debt for Christmas.
00:01:15.000 It took me a whole year to pay it off.
00:01:17.000 You bought your unappreciative, spoilt prick kids things they didn't want and didn't need for one single day.
00:01:23.000 Let me tell you something.
00:01:24.000 The people we're not going to answer the question now.
00:01:27.000 No, listen.
00:01:27.000 The people who I love know I love them.
00:01:31.000 If you're close to me, you can call me any day of the year and ask for 10 grand, you'll get it.
00:01:35.000 It doesn't have to be Christmas, it doesn't have to be any other day.
00:01:37.000 So I have nothing to prove to anybody.
00:01:38.000 I don't have to go out and prove to people I love them.
00:01:41.000 I bought you some socks!
00:01:42.000 I bought you some socks!
00:01:42.000 Please, accept the fact that I love you!
00:01:44.000 I would love some socks at Christmas.
00:01:46.000 You're not getting a fucking thing.
00:01:47.000 Because the people I care about know I care about them, and they ain't fucking deserve a damn thing for Christmas.
00:01:52.000 I'm tired of little brat kids running around thinking they need shit.
00:01:54.000 Do you know what I got for Christmas most of the time?
00:01:56.000 Fuck all.
00:01:57.000 Do you know what I deserved?
00:01:58.000 Fuck all.
00:01:58.000 Good, I'm glad.
00:01:59.000 I can believe parts of that.
00:02:01.000 But I disagree.
00:02:02.000 Christmas is a wonderful time of year.
00:02:04.000 It's a wonderful time of year for so many people.
00:02:07.000 Name.
00:02:08.000 One good thing.
00:02:10.000 Okay, listen.
00:02:11.000 I can buy myself anything I want any day of the year.
00:02:14.000 Any day.
00:02:14.000 I can buy myself anything I want.
00:02:16.000 The only things I can't afford, pretty much now on Earth, the only things I can't afford are a yacht or a jet.
00:02:21.000 Besides that, I can afford anything I want.
00:02:23.000 And I don't know anyone rich enough who likes me enough to buy me those things.
00:02:26.000 So fuck Christmas.
00:02:26.000 Name one good thing about Christmas.
00:02:30.000 Well, off the top of my head.
00:02:32.000 Food.
00:02:33.000 Stuffing.
00:02:34.000 Stuffing gets some relevance.
00:02:35.000 Fuck Christmas.
00:02:36.000 Fuck your TV show.
00:02:37.000 Stuffing has one good thing.
00:02:38.000 We're not talking about stuffing.
00:02:39.000 Fuck Santa.
00:02:41.000 Santa can fuck himself, fuck Christmas, fuck the show.
00:02:45.000 So, impossible.
00:02:48.000 Literally impossible to work with.
00:02:52.000 So, that went well.
00:02:56.000 The whole point of that was meant to be to invite you, the viewers, to get in contact with me if you've got questions for that.
00:03:06.000 Preferably not about Christmas.
00:03:11.000 Ho ho ho.