Tate Speech - December 24, 2016


THE HATEFUL TATE EPISODE 28

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Episode Stats


Length

2 minutes

Words per minute

112.88

Word count

333

Sentence count

50


Transcript

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00:00:06.000 It's Christmas Day.
00:00:16.000 Fancy and energy drink.
00:00:19.000 Necessary after last night.
00:00:22.000 What was I doing?
00:00:23.000 Why do I need that?
00:00:25.000 Hangover.
00:00:26.000 Could tell that.
00:00:28.000 Basically, people are going to think oh, bloody hell, he looks rough.
00:00:32.000 He's had a terrible night, obviously.
00:00:34.000 Being out clubbing, partying.
00:00:36.000 Wrong.
00:00:36.000 I went to see Star Wars.
00:00:39.000 I promise.
00:00:42.000 Just filming you in the buffet in the background.
00:00:44.000 That's all d'herbs.
00:00:47.000 You've never been to a cinema before?
00:00:50.000 We scanned the tickets.
00:00:51.000 We were in, and everything else was free.
00:00:56.000 There was popcorn, there was nachos, all free.
00:01:00.000 There was beer, buckets of beer, hence why I don't remember the film.
00:01:06.000 Wine, there was wine, there was shots of vodka.
00:01:11.000 It just ruined Star Wars in many ways, but there was fucking vollevance.
00:01:17.000 I mean.
00:01:18.000 That's a bar.
00:01:18.000 No, it's like a roast dinner in one sliver.
00:01:23.000 What more?
00:01:24.000 They didn't pay.
00:01:25.000 They don't have a problem paying, boys.
00:01:26.000 I think they've made that clear.
00:01:30.000 But.
00:01:34.000 I'm not sure if this is right.
00:01:36.000 You're supposed to mix this, isn't it?
00:01:40.000 Mental.
00:01:42.000 Molivant.
00:01:43.000 Welcome to the cinema, mate.
00:01:46.000 The cinema.
00:01:49.000 Yeah, so basically the best cinema in the world.
00:01:52.000 VIP.
00:01:53.000 Everything's free.
00:01:55.000 In a country far, far away, known as Romania, cinemas excel.
00:02:02.000 I think it's quite clear everybody needs to come to Romania.
00:02:08.000 Anyone watching this who hasn't.
00:02:10.000 VIP in England, we don't have.
00:02:13.000 The cinema is a trap.
00:02:17.000 Let's be honest.
00:02:18.000 People who go to the proper cinemas, before I had this, I at least went to the Compton Cinema, which is a.
00:02:24.000 Fantastic that it was a mug in Westgate, £2.50 a film, can't go wrong.
00:02:29.000 What they don't have is unlimited beer, £2.50.
00:02:35.000 They do in Romania.
00:02:42.000 I'll never pin it off my own taste buds.
00:02:45.000 Yep, every film would end in the same pile of sick, but nobeds like me.
00:02:51.000 On the plus side, you could watch your favourite film over and over again and still never remember it.
00:02:56.000 It's the dream.