Tate Speech - December 24, 2016


THE HATEFUL TATE EPISODE 29

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Length

6 minutes

Words per minute

215.12

Word count

1,366

Sentence count

129


Transcript

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00:00:00.000 Hello, and thank you for rejoining the most expensive and offensive thing on the internet at the moment.
00:00:08.000 We're in beautiful Bucharest.
00:00:09.000 Bucharesti to the local.
00:00:10.000 It's not.
00:00:11.000 Let's get this way.
00:00:15.000 Bucharesti to the local.
00:00:16.000 And yeah, it's a beautiful day out there, or it was, and the beer is flowing.
00:00:21.000 And I'm luckily joined by both Tate Grubbers, willingly.
00:00:25.000 So, how are you doing, guys?
00:00:27.000 Always good.
00:00:28.000 Always good, me too.
00:00:29.000 Andrew?
00:00:32.000 He's fine.
00:00:33.000 Okay, cool.
00:00:33.000 The reason we're here is because some of our many viewers have actually got back to me and emailed in some questions.
00:00:41.000 Pretty interesting stuff.
00:00:43.000 So we'll kick off with Alex Foster, World Illustrator of the Year.
00:00:48.000 Is he actually?
00:00:49.000 He's actually the World Illustrator of the Year.
00:00:50.000 That's a real thing.
00:00:51.000 2015.
00:00:52.000 He's the best drawer in the world.
00:00:56.000 I'm not going to go on camera and say he's the best drawer, but he's won the award for being the best drawer.
00:01:01.000 Yeah.
00:01:02.000 In the world.
00:01:03.000 Possibly.
00:01:04.000 There's no one on the planet who can draw better than him.
00:01:07.000 Foster, I do apologise for what you're about to get yourself in.
00:01:09.000 Well, he's obviously chatting shit.
00:01:11.000 It's an award.
00:01:12.000 He's not chatting shit.
00:01:13.000 Someone's given him the award.
00:01:14.000 Well, he shouldn't be.
00:01:15.000 I got this award undeservingly.
00:01:18.000 I am not the best.
00:01:19.000 Did the person who gave the award look at the drawings of every person who could draw on Earth?
00:01:24.000 Probably not.
00:01:25.000 I'm not going to.
00:01:26.000 It's not Santa Claus.
00:01:27.000 No one can draw.
00:01:27.000 Yeah, he looked at my drawing.
00:01:29.000 If that person looked at my drawing, he wouldn't have won.
00:01:32.000 So.
00:01:34.000 You're ready to concede your title there, Anna.
00:01:36.000 Alex Foster, anyway, he's a huge fan of the show, no matter what his drawings are, and he asks, why is Andrew so angry?
00:01:46.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:01:47.000 I don't think I am that angry.
00:01:49.000 I think I have a very healthy, normal, masculine attitude towards the world.
00:01:54.000 You have to understand that society is often, often, in most cases, if you look at society and how society has been built for us to survive, it's actually very, very different from our evolutionary processes.
00:02:08.000 Like the evolutionary process of a man.
00:02:10.000 It's very different from the societal process of a man.
00:02:13.000 I do not believe that the societal process of a man is how men want to be.
00:02:18.000 If you look at how most men act, if you just give them free reign, most men want to act very similar to how I act.
00:02:26.000 I mean, people, here's proof of it.
00:02:29.000 People watch this and go, Kate's a horrible person.
00:02:32.000 Why am I a horrible person?
00:02:32.000 Because I like the idea of being strong and rich.
00:02:35.000 I like the idea of having 10 blondes, whatever.
00:02:39.000 So I like the idea of just having cash, being big, going where I want, having beautiful women.
00:02:44.000 I'm not hurting nobody, but people watch this and go, he's a cunt, he's a cunt.
00:02:48.000 Why?
00:02:49.000 Because society told them that man's not supposed to be this way.
00:02:51.000 But evolutionarily, of course a man's supposed to be this way.
00:02:53.000 A man's supposed to hunt and fight and run around and do whatever he wants to do.
00:02:57.000 That's how humans have evolved.
00:02:58.000 So societal pressure and evolutionary pressure to make men think.
00:03:01.000 Send blondes, that's the next step.
00:03:03.000 Absolutely, yeah, you know.
00:03:04.000 And anger was very much a key component to men for a very long time.
00:03:10.000 Humans, since the beginning of time, have picked up a rock.
00:03:14.000 Melted it down, made a sword, so it's better at killing than a rock.
00:03:17.000 They went through that effort, and then they start walking in a direction like the Romans walked to England.
00:03:22.000 Oh, fucking, they got a map.
00:03:23.000 No fuck knows where.
00:03:24.000 And as soon as they see a bunch of people, they kill all the dudes, shag all the girls.
00:03:29.000 That was humans.
00:03:30.000 That's how humans work.
00:03:32.000 Now we're human.
00:03:33.000 Now we're human.
00:03:35.000 I'm out here doing a pretty similar thing, knocking people out, traveling the world, trying to find some fitties, and I'm a bad guy.
00:03:40.000 It's true.
00:03:42.000 This is how you.
00:03:42.000 I'm just what a man should be, and I haven't let society tell me I'm supposed to get married.
00:03:47.000 Hold her hand, look at the baby, pretend I care about the baby.
00:03:50.000 No one gives a shit about a baby.
00:03:52.000 I mean, sure, you care about your kids when he's two or three.
00:03:53.000 He might talk a little.
00:03:55.000 But no man cares about babies.
00:03:56.000 Babies are boring.
00:03:57.000 No man wants to sit at home with a baby.
00:03:59.000 When I see a man talking about his baby's first Christmas, I know he doesn't want to do that.
00:04:03.000 His wife told him he has to do that.
00:04:05.000 So my anger is a very natural thing for a human to have, and a lot of men don't have anger anymore because they've let society tell them that it's not okay to be angry.
00:04:12.000 It's perfectly okay to be angry, as long as you direct it towards something worth doing.
00:04:16.000 So a lot of angry men have ended up in jail.
00:04:18.000 I've ended up in jail.
00:04:18.000 I have no criminal record.
00:04:20.000 I've taken all my anger, and I've put it towards things which are constructive.
00:04:23.000 I've used my anger in a very positive way.
00:04:25.000 When everyone else was too tired to train, too lazy to train, or too exhausted, I was too angry to quit, and that's what allowed me to be a kickboxing world champion.
00:04:32.000 So, when everyone else was like, Oh, you know, I've worked really hard, I'm gonna have a day off, I was too angry to have a day off because I want more money in my bank.
00:04:38.000 That's what allowed me to become a millionaire.
00:04:39.000 So, my anger has been directed towards things which are very, very positive.
00:04:43.000 I've not hurt anybody, I've not done anything wrong.
00:04:45.000 And I think that it's absolutely, completely natural for men to be angry.
00:04:47.000 And if you take away society, I think every man on earth would be angry.
00:04:50.000 I think it's just society says, Don't be angry, no, don't be angry, no, don't do that, don't have sex with girls, no, don't have fun, don't enjoy your life, no, Get married quickly, get married, quick, quick, get married.
00:05:00.000 Some of the most successful men in the world are actually angry.
00:05:02.000 Look at, just off the top of my head, Gordon Ramsay.
00:05:05.000 Absolutely.
00:05:06.000 Gordon fucking Ramsay.
00:05:08.000 There's a fire inside of you that makes you want to achieve more than the norm.
00:05:11.000 Contentment is absolutely an enemy.
00:05:13.000 If you're content with a normal life, you're going to end up with a normal life.
00:05:18.000 If you're content with having a normal life, you're going to end up with a normal life.
00:05:20.000 If you're not content with a normal life, you're going to end up with something else.
00:05:23.000 And that's a choice you have to make.
00:05:24.000 I was never content with an average life.
00:05:26.000 I knew the only way I'd be happy is if I was rich enough to do whatever I wanted.
00:05:31.000 Being constrained by finance.
00:05:32.000 Or being constrained by a job I had to put on back was never going to allow me to be happy.
00:05:37.000 People in those situations are happy.
00:05:39.000 They're like, oh, I got my wife, I got my job, and I'm happy.
00:05:41.000 That's your decision.
00:05:43.000 I was never that kind of guy.
00:05:45.000 So, you know, my anger towards having even the idea of having to live some kind of normal life is what brought me this amazing life.
00:05:52.000 So I'm very happy I'm angry.
00:05:53.000 I can't remember a day where I haven't been angry.
00:05:55.000 I'm angry and happy.
00:05:57.000 I'm not miserable.
00:05:58.000 I'm a happy, angry guy.
00:05:59.000 I'm smiling through my rage.
00:06:02.000 But, you know, it's a very powerful tool when it's correctly directed.
00:06:05.000 So why am I so angry?
00:06:06.000 Because I'm an evolutionary throwback to a real G. I'm an alpha male, is how it is.
00:06:11.000 Alex Foster, I hope that illustrates why Andrew is angry.
00:06:17.000 And I'm not angry because look at that fucking Will Preston.