Tate Speech - December 24, 2016


THE HATEFUL TATE EPISODE 30

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Episode Stats


Length

3 minutes

Words per minute

225.32

Word count

875

Sentence count

79


Transcript

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00:00:00.000 Next question comes from a man called B. Styles.
00:00:03.000 B. Stylish.
00:00:04.000 Claims to be the smileiest scanner in any German budget supermarket ever.
00:00:10.000 So he's a happy, he's a happy chill boy.
00:00:12.000 Like, no offense, because I don't know you, but when they finally do, I mean, I can just imagine on the news them saying Britain's biggest paedophile and it's like some footage of a smiling guy in there, like, deep, deep, like, and he gets busted finally for his massive paedophile ring, like, You are creeping people out a bit.
00:00:34.000 Yeah, I completely agree with him.
00:00:36.000 In fact, I'm ready to testify that's almost certainly true.
00:00:40.000 How and why did you first get into kickboxing?
00:00:42.000 Is what the paedophile asked.
00:00:43.000 I first got into kickboxing because there were kids at the gym.
00:00:49.000 Okay, Mr. Paedophile.
00:00:50.000 The reason I first got into kickboxing is because normal life is bullshit.
00:00:57.000 I don't know why other people don't understand this.
00:00:58.000 When I say money's happiness, people go, money isn't happiness.
00:01:01.000 Of course it is.
00:01:02.000 How can the freedom to go where you want?
00:01:04.000 eat what you want, do what you want, live where you want, drive what you want, pretzels.
00:01:10.000 How can that not make you, if that can't make you happy, jump off a fucking bridge.
00:01:13.000 Because if that can't make you happy, nothing can make you happy.
00:01:15.000 Money is pretty much everything besides health.
00:01:17.000 As long as you've got your health and you've got your family, money's the third most important thing.
00:01:22.000 And people say, it's funny, weird, it's really weird.
00:01:24.000 When you say like, oh, that guy's really rich, they go, yeah, but I bet he's unhappy, I bet he's lonely.
00:01:30.000 How the fuck is my man lonely?
00:01:32.000 The multimillionaire is lonely.
00:01:33.000 He has more time to see his family, more time to get laid than you do working your shit job.
00:01:37.000 The multimillionaire is not lonely.
00:01:39.000 See, the poor people believe that the rich people are secretly unhappy for some reason.
00:01:43.000 The rich people are not unhappy.
00:01:44.000 The rich people have got life done.
00:01:45.000 They're not unhappy.
00:01:46.000 They've got more girlfriends and more mates than you'll ever have.
00:01:49.000 So money is absolutely happiness.
00:01:51.000 So I knew that from a very young age.
00:01:53.000 And when I didn't have money, I was pissed off.
00:01:56.000 I was pissed off.
00:01:56.000 I started kickboxing because I was pissed off.
00:01:59.000 I was 15 on a council estate.
00:02:01.000 I remember being in London, and I saw a Ferrari drive past.
00:02:04.000 And while everyone else was like, wow, it ruined my day.
00:02:07.000 Legit ruined my day.
00:02:09.000 I was like, fuck it.
00:02:11.000 Went home.
00:02:11.000 This is the early days of the internet.
00:02:13.000 You know, from an old man.
00:02:14.000 Went home, tagged to Kerrang to Google, saw the price tag, was like, Are you fucking joking?
00:02:17.000 I'm never gonna have one of those.
00:02:19.000 I was furious.
00:02:20.000 I was pissed off for two weeks just sitting there, How can I, you know, my 15 year old brain's gonna work out to get 250 grand today.
00:02:25.000 So I was pissed off.
00:02:26.000 So I thought, Oh, fuck it, I'm just gonna punch someone.
00:02:29.000 You know, and instead of being stupid, and a lot of people in that situation, because I'm not unique, a lot of people in that situation are the people who take a life of crime or drug dealing or whatever, I thought, You know what, let's put it into sub constructive.
00:02:38.000 I'm gonna go kickboxing.
00:02:39.000 And that was it.
00:02:40.000 I was genuinely just pissed off, bored.
00:02:42.000 And I need something to fill my time.
00:02:44.000 Well, most 15-year-olds are busy going on Facebook or watching TV, and all the time you've spent doing shit that doesn't matter, I've spent doing kickboxing.
00:02:52.000 It's amazing because people say to me, oh, I ain't got time to kickbox.
00:02:54.000 I guarantee you do.
00:02:55.000 If you took all the hours you've spent watching series on Netflix and put it into kickboxing, you'd be happy.
00:02:59.000 Maybe, obviously not as good for me, I'm a man.
00:03:01.000 But you'd be at point.
00:03:03.000 Throughout my life, I've cut out all the bullshit.
00:03:06.000 I've never watched a Netflix series.
00:03:08.000 Ever.
00:03:10.000 I can watch Breaking Bad from start to finish, or I can become a pilot.
00:03:15.000 Which one's worth my time?
00:03:16.000 You know?
00:03:17.000 And that's all it is.
00:03:17.000 Frankly, that's pretty good.
00:03:20.000 I've dedicated time towards something that matters.
00:03:22.000 I was a kickboxer, but I was pissed off because I realized that normal life's bullshit.
00:03:25.000 Now I'm a millionaire, I'm a little bit less angry, and I don't fight as much.
00:03:29.000 There's no coincidence that the richer I've become, the less I've wanted to fight.
00:03:32.000 Some fighters fight for different reasons.
00:03:33.000 A lot of boxers who make millions and they fight for different reasons, that's fine.
00:03:35.000 But for me, I haven't fought much in the last two years because I'm fucking loaded.
00:03:39.000 So, what do I want to fight for?
00:03:41.000 You know, I can go to any point on this earth.
00:03:43.000 You point to a place on a map, I can go.
00:03:46.000 And we can get fucking hammered.
00:03:47.000 So, what do I need to fight for?
00:03:49.000 I don't even like kickboxing myself, so yeah, let's do that one.
00:03:52.000 Let's do the second option.