Tate Speech - December 27, 2016


THE HATEFUL TATE EPISODE 35

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Episode Stats


Length

3 minutes

Words per minute

138.96

Word count

535

Sentence count

48


Transcript

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00:00:03.000 It's not Hollywood, it's significantly cheaper.
00:00:06.000 It's Brasov, Romania.
00:00:08.000 We were here, staying at Hotel Belvedere.
00:00:13.000 For Andrew had come to get himself a Christmas present.
00:00:18.000 The mysterious, the elusive package.
00:00:24.000 After all, who doesn't deserve a little gift this time of year?
00:00:26.000 It is the season of giving.
00:00:29.000 But first, there was breakfast.
00:00:32.000 Strange kind of egg, Frankfurters, and oil.
00:00:38.000 There's more little sausages and rashes of bacon, muesli, cucumber, olives, omelette, what looked like tuna, just too much cheese, and loads of meat.
00:01:00.000 Not quite full English is it?
00:01:03.000 Not in England.
00:01:05.000 Thankfully so, thankfully so.
00:01:08.000 One thing I was hoping to get your opinion of.
00:01:10.000 This time of year you see a lot of videos online.
00:01:13.000 People giving to the charities, people giving to homeless people.
00:01:18.000 Once pranksters are now charitable do-gooders.
00:01:21.000 Where do you stand on that?
00:01:23.000 What wankers you mean?
00:01:24.000 It's not charity is it?
00:01:26.000 It's charity if you do it purely for the good of someone else.
00:01:28.000 That's the whole point of charity.
00:01:30.000 If you're doing it and filming it.
00:01:31.000 And putting yourself online doing it and writing some bullshit like this time of year, I just couldn't help myself, da da da da, and setting up a fucking eight camera tripod system to catch every single second of your charitable deed, then it's not charity, it's buying Facebook likes.
00:01:47.000 That's all it is, it's bollocks and they're wankers, and who believes it or shares it is a fucking prick anyway.
00:01:52.000 Who are these pranksters anyway?
00:01:53.000 Like, since when can you go around and just fuck with people in their everyday life and it's funny?
00:01:57.000 When someone comes up to me and takes my sandwich out of my hand and throws something on me and it's funny.
00:02:01.000 Like, I will literally end your life if you want to fuck with me on that level.
00:02:05.000 Since when does that happen?
00:02:06.000 Cool and acceptable just to go through life and your only mission just to be to piss everyone off.
00:02:10.000 Locked up, all of them.
00:02:12.000 Dickheads.
00:02:13.000 Now they're like, oh, like you said, oh, Cherry.
00:02:17.000 They did this and they've recorded and they've got their fucking radio mic on.
00:02:20.000 Fuck you.
00:02:20.000 It's not Cherry.
00:02:21.000 It's buying Facebook likes.
00:02:24.000 What if I were to tell you I give money to homeless people all the time and I never ever film it?
00:02:27.000 What if I were to tell you I tip everywhere I go?
00:02:28.000 Every time I see someone who's on the street, I give them money.
00:02:30.000 I never ever film it.
00:02:31.000 Because it's bullshit.
00:02:32.000 It's not Cherry, is it?
00:02:34.000 It's not a selfless act.
00:02:37.000 Fuck everyone.
00:02:50.000 We were back in the apartments where existed the super bed, the world's largest bed, and I was soon to be greeted by the lovely Romanian man who shared his egg with me.
00:03:05.000 Sebastian.
00:03:06.000 How are you?
00:03:08.000 The bears are light.
00:03:09.000 Shave my fatshits.
00:03:10.000 Shave my fatshits.
00:03:12.000 That was me saying shave my fatshits, not shave my fat tits.
00:03:18.000 It means how are you in Romanian.
00:03:21.000 He laughed it off because the pronunciation was.
00:03:24.000 Horrendous.
00:03:25.000 I may charge the German public.
00:03:42.000 Let us help us a little bit.
00:03:43.000 First sign of the package.
00:03:50.000 Jesus Christ.