Tate Speech - January 14, 2024


YUNO imma best at UNO | Tate Confidential Ep 209


Episode Stats

Length

10 minutes

Words per Minute

122.99517

Word Count

1,273

Sentence Count

213

Misogynist Sentences

4

Hate Speech Sentences

6


Summary

In this episode, Christian and Yusuf play UNO in a club, and they get into a heated argument about which color is better, broccoli or broccoli? Also, Christian reveals that he's the best at UNO, while Yusuf doesn't want to play at all. This episode is brought to you by Vevolution, a hip hop and rap production company based in Los Angeles, California. Produced and edited by Christian Vervaeke. All rights reserved. Used by permission. If you own a copy of the music used in this podcast, please give us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever else you get your music downloads. Thank you so much for listening and supporting this podcast. It means a lot to us and we hope you enjoy listening to this episode. XOXO, Christian, Yusuf, Andrew, and Christian. xoxo, Christian & Yusuf. Music by Christian, Andrew and Alex. We hope you like this episode and share it with your friends, family, family and loved ones. Peace, Blessings, Love, Cheers, Eternally gratefulness, EJ & AJ. -PSA to all the winners in the UNO league. Love, AJ & Christian and Andrew xo, AJ, Christian Andrew, Andrew & Alex Alex, Alex, Andrew , Yusuf and Alex, & Alex, I hope you all enjoy this episode! Christian, Alex & Alex play the game and have fun playing UNO and have a Happy Holidays! Xoxo XO, Alex and Andrew, , Andrew, Alex , Alex, etc. , - . , etc, etc, . . -Josha, etc, JUICY, JOSHA, etc., etc. -JOSHA & AYO, etc.. JUICE, JODA, etc etc. etc., etc. , etc.,JUIC, JEYO ,JUICE , JEODO, JAYO,JODO & JUO, JUO AJO, YOO, RYO & AJO & JEOSO, BABY,JEOSCO, etc... ,AJO, KYO, & JODO


Transcript

00:00:00.000 We no longer travel anywhere without UNO cars.
00:00:10.000 I'm just saying. What do you expect us to do?
00:00:12.000 I've just played that for years.
00:00:15.000 Do you know street rules?
00:00:17.000 You don't know street rules? No.
00:00:19.000 She doesn't know street rules either myself.
00:00:20.000 You don't know street rules? No. You play the cars or play the game?
00:00:23.000 I play the cars. I play the player opposite me.
00:00:27.000 That's what I understand. It's different on the streets.
00:00:30.000 You grow up in the ghetto. Ghetto Uno is different.
00:00:34.000 Life and death. Well, we need to teach you.
00:00:39.000 Start the shuffling now.
00:00:41.000 Make sure the game's ready when the time comes.
00:00:44.000 Make sure the game's ready when the time comes.
00:00:51.000 No way, Christian. What?
00:00:54.000 It's your birthday! Okay.
00:00:59.000 We play UNO everywhere we go.
00:01:02.000 We can go to a nightclub and we're sitting around playing UNO. What's up, bro? Don't pick green.
00:01:30.000 Did you know I'm the best at UNO? You say stop, and then I go.
00:01:36.000 Who's been in the most games? My lyric, them, continue to flow.
00:01:40.000 Alex. And your mum is a...
00:01:46.000 Alex.
00:01:48.000 This is my game.
00:01:50.000 Bro, listen. It's green now.
00:01:52.000 Don't choose green.
00:01:55.000 Let's go! Of course!
00:01:59.000 Don't choose green, bro!
00:02:01.000 You wanna play green? Why is your turn?
00:02:03.000 Because she... You put the...
00:02:05.000 You guys wanna play green?
00:02:07.000 Yes! You sure? Yes, let's do it!
00:02:10.000 You know...
00:02:11.000 I'm the best that you know.
00:02:13.000 I promise you... My lyric demo flow...
00:02:16.000 You say stop, I go...
00:02:17.000 What's the last line? Your mom's the hope!
00:02:24.000 I switched shit to save you, the blue.
00:02:28.000 I'm a god man and Uno.
00:02:30.000 This is my game. Listen, bro.
00:02:33.000 Go to any ghetto on Earth.
00:02:37.000 Ask them about me and Uno.
00:02:38.000 Okay. Change. Don't even listen to him.
00:02:43.000 You can go anywhere.
00:02:45.000 Any slum on the planet.
00:02:47.000 Ask them about me and Uno.
00:02:51.000 Ask them. Why are you doing that?
00:02:57.000 Your mom's a hoe.
00:03:00.000 Fawzi, don't play green, bro.
00:03:02.000 Don't play green. Why?
00:03:04.000 Why, Andrew? Why?
00:03:08.000 What color is broccoli?
00:03:10.000 Green. What color is red?
00:03:13.000 You can't play greens against me.
00:03:18.000 Alex, you are the red man.
00:03:19.000 I think you need to play red all game.
00:03:21.000 Let's do it. Yeah. Just don't play green for five.
00:03:23.000 Okay. And defender.
00:03:25.000 Yusuf, what are you going to play? I'm definitely playing green.
00:03:31.000 Let me move my elbow.
00:03:35.000 I'll put him to a more forward advanced attacking position.
00:03:38.000 Right now he's holding the defensive line.
00:03:40.000 Let me move the elbow. Let me see your other shoe.
00:03:42.000 Let me see your other shoe. What color is that?
00:03:47.000 Yeah, that's just there because it's lucky.
00:03:49.000 See, green luck. Green luck!
00:03:51.000 See, my lights are flashing now.
00:03:53.000 That's why green's my color.
00:03:55.000 I'm in my Crocs. You're in your Crocs.
00:03:57.000 What's blue plus yellow?
00:04:01.000 Alex. I'm thinking.
00:04:03.000 Blue plus yellow.
00:04:06.000 Blue yellow. Green.
00:04:10.000 Yes. Correct.
00:04:13.000 Can't play greens.
00:04:15.000 I don't have a wild card.
00:04:17.000 And I don't have a yellow.
00:04:20.000 But if the sky is blue and the ground is green, then the rivers run red.
00:04:28.000 Shit!
00:04:29.000 No way!
00:04:30.000 You will never be the same again!
00:04:39.000 Your life has changed from this moment onwards.
00:04:41.000 There's two versions of the universe, a version of the universe in which I lost and one in which I won.
00:04:47.000 And I just won. Update the lead table.
00:04:49.000 You cannot play greens against me, ever.
00:04:52.000 I told you, what color do the rivers run?
00:04:56.000 You can't play greens.
00:04:59.000 The sky is blue.
00:05:02.000 She had the card, but she knew.
00:05:04.000 But look, you see, you can't play when you got the greens.
00:05:09.000 Bro, you can't play greens against me.
00:05:14.000 Marcel will never be the same again.
00:05:17.000 Ever. How will you recover?
00:05:21.000 When it comes to UNO, I'm the best that will know.
00:05:28.000 You say stop and I go.
00:05:32.000 Lyric demo flow.
00:05:34.000 Your mom.
00:05:38.000 You say, why?
00:05:40.000 Am I a liability or do I create winners?
00:05:44.000 You're liability.
00:05:45.000 Liability.
00:05:46.000 100%.
00:05:49.000 All right, let's go.
00:05:50.000 What color is broccoli?
00:05:51.000 Let's see.
00:05:57.000 You don't get to use one of these.
00:05:58.000 What color is broccoli?
00:06:01.000 Oh, no.
00:06:02.000 I got one color.
00:06:04.000 Oh, no.
00:06:06.000 Oh, no.
00:06:08.000 Uno! Uno!
00:06:11.000 Uno! So if I was saying, Uno!
00:06:19.000 You will never recover!
00:06:26.000 Never!
00:06:27.000 Financially!
00:06:30.000 Update the league table!
00:06:32.000 You will never financially recover!
00:06:36.000 How many suns in the sky?
00:06:39.000 How many suns in the sky?
00:06:42.000 One! You know I'm the best at UNO! Lyrics!
00:06:49.000 Demo flow! You say stop, I say go!
00:06:52.000 And your mom is at home!
00:06:54.000 Tomorrow. Marcel, he's putting it on the line.
00:06:56.000 I'm going to put it all on the line.
00:06:58.000 It's 11.21.
00:06:59.000 It's uno, uno, dos, uno.
00:07:02.000 Just so you know the time this morning.
00:07:05.000 I'm willing to put it all on the line tonight and another Uno showdown so you have a chance.
00:07:10.000 But you can't use blues or red for greens against me.
00:07:12.000 They don't work. You know I'm not here.
00:07:15.000 Oh, you're not here. So you're running away.
00:07:19.000 So you're scared. I'll put it on the line.
00:07:22.000 Let's go. And you're scared.
00:07:26.000 Marcel, you're leaving. He beat you that bad that you have to leave.
00:07:29.000 I'll bust you up so bad that you have to leave the country.
00:07:33.000 You've been exiled.
00:07:37.000 Uno, uno, dos, dos.
00:07:38.000 That's the time. Just so you know the time.
00:07:44.000 Marcel, I'll take him on.
00:07:46.000 Please, someone has to win.
00:07:48.000 You can't use reds or blues or greens against me.
00:07:54.000 Doesn't work. Tristan's in today anyway.
00:07:57.000 Is he in today? Tristan's going to rage quit.
00:08:00.000 Marcel will be far away in safety somewhere, hiding in a little ditch, shaking.
00:08:06.000 You had the chance to come and try again for the world title.
00:08:11.000 The world championship.
00:08:14.000 You're in the League of Uses anyway.
00:08:16.000 I know that. Full well. You're in the League of Uses.
00:08:18.000 You planned it. You used to start the whole group.
00:08:23.000 You cheated. You came together.
00:08:25.000 You're going to have to go without Uno all this time.
00:08:27.000 And when you finally get back here, I'll beat you again.
00:08:31.000 Okay, cool. So we get to be back from the back?
00:08:34.000 Yeah, sure. I'm not scared of you.
00:08:36.000 Fine, let's eat.
00:08:38.000 Sure.
00:08:40.000 I'm not scared of you.
00:08:42.000 Fine, let's eat.
00:08:44.000 Sure. I'm not scared of you.
00:08:46.000 Fine, let's eat.
00:08:48.000 Sure. I'm not scared of you.
00:08:50.000 Fine, let's eat.
00:08:52.000 Sure. I'm not scared of you.
00:08:54.000 Fine, let's eat.
00:08:56.000 Sure. I'm not scared of you.
00:08:58.000 Fine, let's eat.
00:09:00.000 Sure. I'm not scared of you.
00:09:02.000 Fine, let's eat.
00:09:04.000 Sure. I'm not scared of you.
00:09:06.000 Fine, let's eat.
00:09:08.000 Sure. I'm not scared of you.
00:09:10.000 Fine, let's eat.
00:09:12.000 Sure. I'm not scared of you.
00:09:14.000 Fine, let's eat.
00:09:16.000 Sure. I'm not scared of you.
00:09:18.000 Fine, let's eat.
00:09:20.000 Sure. I'm not scared of you.
00:09:22.000 Fine, let's eat.
00:09:24.000 Sure. I'm not scared of you.
00:09:26.000 Fine, let's eat.
00:09:28.000 Sure. I'm not scared of you.
00:09:30.000 Fine, let's eat.
00:09:32.000 Sure. I'm not scared of you.
00:09:34.000 Fine, let's eat.
00:09:36.000 Fine, let's eat.
00:09:38.000 I'll kill myself if I have to.
00:09:40.000 I'll kill myself if I have to.
00:09:42.000 you And you know it.
00:09:46.000 What's happening on this day? How about you get fucked?
00:09:49.000 How about that? We all brought you here at this dinner.
00:09:52.000 I want you to know that this whole thing was organized so that everybody who knows you and is close to you can sit you down and let you know that we want you to deeply, truly, once and Is that true, guys?
00:10:05.000 Oh, you said my friend.
00:10:07.000 Get fucked, you dude.
00:10:12.000 It was a ruse to pretend it was about him getting fucked.
00:10:15.000 You see, the whole thing, we knew you'd show weakness.
00:10:19.000 It was a setup. We had this all intricately planned.