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00:01:20.000It is once again Thought Crime Thursday.
00:01:23.000For the last year, we've been continuing Thought Crime and continuing out the mission in as many ways as we possibly could while we've been down a man and while we've been down a man.
00:01:42.000The best man I think any of us have ever worked with, certainly.
00:01:47.000And when we found out, you know, looking ahead that it was going to be a Thursday that 910 fell on, we said, what's the best way to commemorate that, commemorate the day, but also, you know, remember the fact that this was a day one year ago that we lost Charlie.
00:02:10.000And Team sat down and came together and actually put together a really, really special episode for all of you guys.
00:02:21.000And I hope that people will share this because this is some of our favorite moments with Charlie for all the times that we hosted Thought Crime with him, all the way back to, I think, some of the very first episodes, some of the very first Thought Crimes that we ever got into here on the program.
00:02:42.000I know we had talked about doing a show like this for a while, and it eventually came to be that we would have a show where we just sort of got into all the stuff that doesn't fit anywhere else during the week, and it took off and became a really big, popular hit, and probably the biggest show that we do all week, every week.
00:03:04.000I never once thought that we wouldn't even make it to 100 episodes without Charlie.
00:03:13.000To me, and I think for all of us, this is absolutely the best thing we could do today.
00:03:19.000Well, this is going to be a mashup of some of the funniest, some of the most lighthearted, some of the most famous clips of Thought Crime.
00:03:29.000There are some that we all star in, but this is going to be an ode to Charlie.
00:04:55.000I have committed many a thought crime.
00:04:57.000So Blake had been canceled for committing thought crimes.
00:05:00.000And so we wanted a place where we could, like, Bring Blake back into the world, you know, and uh, it was awesome.
00:05:07.000There's so many cool clips, and my favorite personal one, uh, favorite Thought Crime episode will always be the Thanksgiving one, will always be that.
00:05:16.000Oh, yeah, Charlie with his cranberry like the only acceptable way to have cranberry is the disgusting tin, and you just have the gelatinous cylinder upon the plate.
00:05:26.000He did the banana peel one on Thought Crime 2, though, right?
00:07:24.000So, I'm watching the Bears Chiefs game, and all of a sudden, the announcers, like these 75 year old men, are like swooning over Taylor Swift.
00:11:06.000Fight back because every week you wait, you hand them more leverage.
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00:13:15.000And if you zoom in there, if you gaze at what would be his left ear at the right end of the photo, he has an ear plug within his ear to conceal himself from the true, authentic sound of the game.
00:13:28.000I have a very simple question for Don.
00:13:30.000Do you ever wear ear protection when you shoot?
00:19:40.000Fight from donors, influencers, elected officials of who actually gets in the rotunda.
00:19:45.000Now, this is very complicated because the Presidential Inaugural Committee, otherwise known as JASIC, does not control all the tickets.
00:19:55.000It is a joint committee between the Senate, the House, and the incoming administration.
00:20:00.000So, as soon as you decide to go in the rotunda, you are 100% in Article I land within the House and the Senate.
00:20:09.000So, therefore, if you look at the picture before you even get to, like, you know, some of Trump's friends outside of the dais, and I'll get to the dais in a second.
00:20:48.000Where people like Theo Vaughn were and Logan Paul and Megyn Kelly and all the governors.
00:20:53.000All the governors were in the overflow room, right?
00:20:55.000So, super honored and thank you to Susie and thank you to everyone who worked so hard on this for approving, not just myself, but also Erica.
00:21:08.000I got attacked for having good seats, but it wasn't just me.0.64
00:21:12.000It was also Erica, and they were really sweet to include her because all the other congressional spouses, this is what made them really mad, all the congressional spouses were in the overflow room.0.97
00:21:21.000So, the congressional spouses were in the overflow room, and Erica got in.
00:21:25.000She deserves it because we were all part of this kind of historic and triumphant moment.
00:21:30.000And it was just larger than life, breathtaking.
00:22:40.000Before he ever stepped onto a debate stage or behind a microphone, Charlie understood something really important that if you want to lead, you first have to learn.
00:22:50.000Charlie believed that ideas shape character, conviction, and courage.
00:22:53.000That's why he spent years studying the classics, the American founding, and the Bible through Hillsdale College's.
00:22:59.000He would rave about these courses all the time.
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00:23:21.000For nearly 3,000 years, the Iliad has shaped the Western imagination.
00:23:25.000It tells the story of Achilles as he confronts injustice, rage, grief, responsibility, and the terrible costs of war.
00:23:32.000But Homer's epic is more than a story of ancient battles.
00:23:35.000It raises enduring questions about courage, duty, leadership, sacrifice, and self command.
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00:27:05.000Like, yes, we need the most diverse flight crew ever.
00:27:07.000I think that's what's so troubling is in that clip, he doesn't acknowledge that there are structural and cultural reasons for this disparity.
00:27:14.000And so you're sitting here as like a potential victim in the back of the plane going, oh my gosh, like he's just going to force this through.
00:27:22.000And there's, he doesn't seem to care about the fact that some people can't fly so good.
00:27:26.000If Delta wanted to just dominate, they should do an ad and be like, Delta Airlines.
00:27:45.000It's just someone's going to die because we could joke about this all we want.
00:27:49.000You cannot have it, it's very, very sophisticated.
00:27:52.000You hire people for sophisticated, high stakes, immediate call jobs with 50 checklist items, and you do not have competency as the core reason, somebody's going to die.
00:28:05.000Charlie, you've been zeroing in on these issues.
00:28:08.000And I don't know if you've been doing it on the show as much or on the chat, but you say that's a red pill issue.
00:28:17.000And that's why I think this United story and the DEI story hits so hard because we've all been in the back of a plane when the turbulence hits or when you're flying through a storm and you're like, I'm so glad I saw the guy with the right stuff and the square jaw get into the cockpit before we took off.
00:29:21.000Charlie Kirk back in 2024 said when he sees a black pilot, he wonders if they're even qualified at all.
00:29:26.000Donald Trump came out essentially, tried to blame diversity for this and throw it on their favorite, you know, DEI, which is their, their, their favorite little, you know, thing to beat.
00:29:36.000For the record, the totality of my, of my comments were that if you are going to hire based on race and not merit, It begs such lower questions that none of us like.
00:29:47.000And I even continued the sentence to say, that's not who I am.
00:31:27.000You may have ham if it is supplementary to the turkey, but like it should be any meat you have should be from like a central meat dispensing entity.
00:31:39.000You cannot have individualized servings of meat.
00:31:45.000Steak is not from a central meat dispensing entity.
00:31:48.000No, like you don't make a giant, you don't make like a 50 pound steak and then take like a piece of it and like pass the giant super steak around.
00:31:56.000Like that's what you do with ham or turkey.
00:31:58.000Like you make the whole turkey or you make.
00:32:00.000The whole ham, and you like cut a little bit of it, but you don't do that with steak.
00:32:36.000Ham is usually center, but steak is acceptable.
00:32:39.000Yeah, but no, but still, Christmas is a whole Thanksgiving.
00:32:42.000It is un American not to have either turkey, some sort of dressing, cranberries.
00:32:49.000But here's the thing about the cranberry thing if you want to be an ultra traditionalist, it must be straight out of the can, taken vertically with no adjustments.
00:33:00.000And now, if you want to have the cranberry with adjustments, that could be supplementary.
00:33:08.000But however, it must be out of the can and you just take it vertically and it just jiggles.
00:39:51.000I have at times, and my mom knows this, I have left the house, gone to the store, and purchased the ingredients for pumpkin pie and brought it home and made it myself because there was no pumpkin pie available.
00:40:33.000I had the honor of a lifetime to call Charlie a friend, and what I remember most wasn't just what people saw on stage, it was what was behind the scenes.
00:40:44.000That was an unwavering commitment to his faith, his love for his family, and his genuine desire to encourage others to live with courage and conviction.
00:40:53.000Charlie believed that following Christ wasn't something you compartmentalize, he didn't put it in a box.
00:41:00.000It shaped how he lived, how he served, how he treated people every single day.
00:41:04.000Charlie Kirk, American Martyr, captures that heart.
00:41:07.000This documentary isn't just simply about remembering Charlie.
00:41:10.000It's an invitation for each of us to ask what kind of legacy we're building and whether we're willing to stand firm in our own faith when it's tested.
00:41:19.000I hope that you'll watch it with your family and have those conversations together.
00:44:30.000I went so Arizona doesn't change the clocks, yeah.
00:44:32.000But Tyler is a perfect central planner.
00:44:35.000If we go permanent and we re and we get permanent on mountain, I'm gonna be really pissed because because I'd share your time with California instead of no, no, Utah and Idaho.
00:44:45.000Life in Arizona is objectively better when it's on Pacific time, yeah.
00:44:49.000Objectively, it is, it'd be, and I'll tell you why.
00:44:53.000Like, it's so by the way, the spring when all of a sudden you're three hours behind.
00:44:57.000Like by the time it's like 3 30 Arizona time, East Coast is done and you have like a full day of work left.
00:45:04.000And by the way, you get up, by the way, let's say you get up at 6 30 or 7 and you can reach anybody you want on the East Coast because they're already in the office.
00:45:12.000And you have all the texts from the East Coast ready to go.
00:45:19.000Oh, I want to see if there's an actual definition here.
00:45:24.000Is this something that is considered to be.
00:45:27.000Commonplace knowledge. I think there was a. I think there was a. I think there was a. It is a. I think there is. It is a. I think there is. It is a.
00:45:59.000I think Jack should explain bonus hole to Charlie.
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00:46:44.000So they're a cervical cancer charity recommending that when they make phone calls to trans individuals or perhaps trans identifying individuals, that you may want to use less traditional terminology when referring to the part of the female anatomy formerly known as a vagina.
00:47:05.000Jack, a week ago, did you know what this term meant?
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00:49:25.000Sam and Frodo are so gay together.1.00
00:49:28.000If you replaced it with a Female, they'd be in love with each other, yeah, but they didn't, and they're not okay.1.00
00:49:33.000You can't sit through 15 hours of those movies and not be like, I think that's where America turned severely more gay was after the Lord of the Rings show came out.0.99
00:49:43.000No, you are you are high, you are on drugs, Tyler.1.00
00:50:22.000It was, it was, well, and Charlie, you pointed it out first that it was actually the high school musical that kind of started the Sean thing on Zach Ephron and the whole thing.
00:50:32.000And then glee took that and made it woke.
00:52:58.000Conversation and it's gonna keep going until I win this conversation.
00:53:02.000You gotta wonder, like, what are they actually doing in Rivendell?
00:53:05.000What are they really doing in Rivendell?
00:53:07.000Because you look at it through kind of the modern woke lens, and I got it's I'm not saying Tyler's right, but it half ruined the movie for me.
00:53:14.000You realize what they're doing at Rivendell?
00:53:18.000They're singing, why is Gandalf going down there like a weirdo?
00:53:21.000It's like literally music and they're singing their elfish songs in their elfish language, and there's nothing gay about it.0.87
00:53:27.000No, what's Gandalf really going down there for?1.00
00:53:29.000It's like his little Thailand, like, this is like creepy stuff.
00:53:32.000Is Gandalf the Epstein wizard of Middle Earth?0.95
00:54:38.000You're just gonna come in every every every week.0.89
00:54:40.000It's gonna be, yeah, but he's also gonna assert another movie is gay.0.95
00:54:44.000You're gonna be like, I mean, Star Wars is gay.0.88
00:54:48.000The Godfather is it was really kind of like it wasn't really the five families, it was kind of like a gay conclave that was running inner Italian mafia.1.00
00:54:56.000Yeah, you're gonna be like the good, the bad, and the ugly gay.1.00
00:55:00.000You're gonna no, Lover that he had during college.1.00
00:55:14.000Yeah, Charlie, don't look up the slang term.
00:55:16.000Don't look up slang terms for that word.
00:57:55.000Let's not take ourselves so seriously, right?
00:57:59.000That's a signifier of how far we've come in the impact that we're making.
00:58:04.000And I think it's, I mean, look, either other episode on Trump the other week, I mean, people had a lot of mixed reactions or negative reactions, and I'm just going to take it all in stride.
00:58:14.000We just wanted to congratulate you, Charlie.
00:58:16.000So you were in the episode last week, of course, and apparently, in terms of ratings, it was the most viewed South Park episode since 2018.
00:58:27.000Now, I think we probably have to give a lot of the credit, of course, to just the wider context.
00:58:32.000They could have had huge views if they made fun of Biden and Kamala.
00:58:35.000I mean, they decided not to be popular.
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01:00:40.000I mean, so, so Tyler, you made an interesting point that no one's made.
01:00:44.000So the whole kind of like master debater thing.
01:00:47.000They were also getting at something that young men are spending more time watching politics than going through Pornhub.
01:03:48.000Now you'll never be a top tier influencer.
01:03:51.000Now you also have to pour in some of the Saratoga water and mix it in so that you can get the transcendent properties of the water from Saratoga Springs.
01:03:59.000Now you got to mix it with your hands a bit.
01:06:13.000I mean, it's basically repurposed populist nationalism with, like, basically some guy out of tune yelling into the sky.
01:06:22.000Doug, what is admirable about this whole thing?
01:06:24.000I'm honestly curious because everybody, I've refused to get on the bandwagon.0.78
01:06:28.000They need a way to splinter the white working class base.0.62
01:06:32.000And they're going to try to find somebody in music, in art, whatever it is.0.51
01:06:36.000And they tried to do this with McConaughey, but he failed, okay?
01:06:39.000Where they can try to get a little bit of doubt into this new identity politic group that has really been built in the Trump MAGA movement as this solid monolith.
01:06:55.000They try to do this with Yellowstone, Kevin Costner.0.77
01:06:58.000This is part of a strategy because white working class America, with a little bit of swing voters, wins elections.0.75
01:07:04.000I'm not on Oliver Anthony's side because he produces noise, not music.
01:07:07.000But beyond that, the part here that really bothers me, this is someone who is almost thinking like, I'm not saying he is, thinking like a trained Marxist that does not understand incentives, understand how markets work, quite honestly.
01:07:24.000So here's a guy that comes in, he's like, well, I demand $120,000.
01:07:28.000That's not an unreasonable ask, by the way.
01:07:31.000But simultaneously, I'm going to price control the tickets and I'm going to basically centrally plan and intervene with the person that is then going to run all the production.
01:08:02.000But I look at this Oliver Anthony thing and I can't help but think that, you know, this guy's thinking like the very same people we were fighting, which is like a Marxist.
01:08:13.000It's very clear that Oliver Anthony hates people who own the means of production.
01:08:17.000George Orwell called himself a socialist for most of his life.
01:08:21.000And the more he hung around socialists, he realized they were more animated by the hatred of the rich than trying to take care of the poor.
01:08:31.000We have to be very careful that our heroes.
01:08:34.000Who might say a thing or two to try to represent working people are not animated by trying to go after people who own the means of production.
01:08:43.000I am all for representation for the working class, the white working class, the black working class, all of it.
01:08:49.000I'm all for restoring the muscular class in this country.
01:08:54.000But if we start to get in a direction where all of a sudden we're driven by people that have deep seated envy, anger, resentment, like Oliver Anthony, then we're going to be in a real tough spot, in a bad spot, actually, because I think deep down, Oliver Anthony hates people who start businesses, hates entrepreneurs.
01:09:47.000By the way, you know that the political people are like, and this is why they're right wing fascists.
01:09:52.000Yeah, and it's always like it's the longest lasting empire that existed in certainly the Western world, and basically ever for that matter.
01:10:00.000And I guess you could throw in Egypt or some nonsense.0.97
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01:12:29.000Donald Trump taught Socrates everything he knew.
01:12:33.000The true history of Donald Trump, his background and his historic accomplishments, achievements, and contributions to the growth of human society.
01:12:44.000Now, the media constantly overlooks these things.
01:12:48.000This is Donald Trump walking in Selma with Martin Luther King.
01:12:52.000Now, thanks to AI, we're able to have all these amazing images, Jack.
01:14:59.000I said they should put Vote Early on the shirt, but maybe that would be like the period piece one.
01:15:02.000I mean, the real one, of course, could have like five different shirts, and you can realistically change them on the little Charlie figure to make it better.
01:17:40.000And I could do AI all day long because I think it's the most interesting thing happening.
01:17:43.000I think everything else is a distraction.
01:17:44.000I think AI is the most important thing happening on the planet right now, like more important than everything.
01:17:49.000And I actually think it can be really exciting and also terrifying.
01:17:52.000I think that we are being, as a movement, prepared for this window of time.
01:17:59.000Where we complain, oh, the boomers, this, like Gen Z millennials, when we get towards peak political maturity in 10, 15, or 20 years, all of this experience is going to have a crescendo where we're going to be answering and deciding and governing.0.55
01:18:15.000It will be like the Magna Carta for human beings.0.92
01:18:17.000I know that might sound like, no, I'm not kidding.
01:18:20.000I know that might sound like a hyperbole, but 500 years from now, they're going to look back and be like, wow, in 2040, that original declaration of rights of here's what AI does and here's what it doesn't do.
01:18:32.000Then we chart the path for the next thousand years.
01:18:39.000This is the stuff that will determine whether or not we exist as a species.
01:18:43.000I've done so much thinking about this.
01:18:44.000There will be such a revealing moment of someone that's nakedly bought by corporations that will make a short term deal where they're like, and they'll just do it for money or a payoff.
01:18:55.000Where these corporations are like, I can displace 99% of my workforce.
01:18:59.000And like, that's going to expose our politics in a way that will make people revolt.