ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
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Length
1 hour and 29 minutes
Words per minute
196.6217
Harmful content
Misogyny
73
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Toxicity
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Hate speech
142
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Summary
We re back with another iconic all-star, the legendary and multi-talented actor, The Legendary, the Legendary, The Multi-Talented, the Multi-Ttalented E-Fame Master, E-Kart Master!
Transcript
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obviously we know you're a gem and i already knew that about you
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and that you're from cincinnati ohio okay listing my disabilities
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hey everyone and welcome back to another episode of the comment section show starring me your fave
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who cares about me who cares about me on to the guest today we have another iconic all-star
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the legendary the multi-talented er fight master welcome back i felt nice oh i bet that's what i
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do i just jerk everybody off just in the beginning just a little and then i went kind of to be torn
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apart there you go i got an edge this is a takedown build you up take you yeah yeah yeah i'm so happy
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to have you back um i have only grown more and more obsessed with you in our likewise in our
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absence from one another like watching you all year long you know getting getting your book
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listening to your but i chose to listen that is because i wanted to hear your voice
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it was horny if you haven't heard and we miss each other it's horny because it was activism but it was
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like which is funny because i've heard my my voice i feel like i sound a little cornball
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but i don't feel like that when i hear my voice in other things just in my book for some reason i
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i don't ever need to hear my voice and i have chosen only careers in which i'm gonna hear it all
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the time and every time i hear it i'm like that's that's fucking gross you were telling me that you've
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narrated audiobooks and you've done audio erotica i have i've done audio erotica and which was hard
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i can't even imagine it's like fun but it's hard and you you know talk about like feeling like a
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cornball you know that's what i mean yeah you're are you doing fully at the same time like if you're
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like you're spanking you're like i mean you'd be surprised well it is weird also because i was
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doing it with someone who was like they're in my ear headphones yeah okay it's like i'm listening to
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this like femme with this gorgeous professional audio erotica voice and every once in a while like
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she'll have a line of dialogue and it'll come into my ears and i'll be like oh forget where
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you're at for a sec yeah yeah but the noises that like i make when i'm like turned on are like
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like they're certainly not they're not registering the same way no i'm acting it's the hardest acting
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i've ever done i bet and then you narrated someone else's book i did i narrated cory mccarthy's book
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um but man o' war and it was this like book about this trans kid in ohio and that was hard because
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it's three days in a cave as you know for like 10 to 12 hours a day and like i was telling you
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they like you're you're reading for somehow two hours straight and then suddenly someone be like
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hey can we stop you like that's actually not how you say sis and i'm fully like
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i fucking edit it out hey fix it in post i want to keep going i i don't i would i did start at the
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end of it you know you go kind of insane and at the end of it i was kind of like well why don't you
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just why don't you just say it and we'll dub it in yeah you go and take over for me then why don't
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you do that take the reins rip it angela i don't care what's funny is when i did mine i had the
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producer she was great too in my ear and she did stop me a few times i think the hardest part was
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when they were asking me if i could record some laughs every time they asked me to do that they
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have to be forced which inherently makes them corny so like yeah the amount of times i've had to force
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my own cackle and it doesn't sound anything like my real laugh but i just kind of have to give it to
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them fake laughter is like it's so much harder than fake tears i know it's really really hard
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especially because like my own laugh is like it's a honk it's like a honk like aha you don't want that
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yeah they're like yeah that looks gross um can we try a different laugh let's do something fun
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natural something a human would do like think regular human laughter can you do that i think
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less boat more person well you are a successful actor which we didn't really get to talk about
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last time you were here because we were in the middle of the strike and we were being good noodles
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about it but we didn't really get to talk about your acting career but i am now venturing into acting
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okay yeah this year that's my new thing this year i'll tell you about some of the reads i've been doing
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after we get off this episode they can't know that yet are you doing self-tapes yes and i was i would
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love tips on self-tapes because how are you holding up something talk about corny yo nothing
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feels more corny than me recording in my own home i i literally told my fiance because he had to help me
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run lines the other day of course and i felt like i told him i would almost rather just go onto the set
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and just get started because like doing this is like so much worse a hundred percent they are so hard
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and they're relationship destroyers i i like i in my last relationship i had that person reading
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lines with me all the time and somehow it always was like we we literally imploded you know what i'm
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saying like a fight this this time i would never let my partner do it i'm like i want this to work
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yeah that's for the sake of our future yeah we can't run lines together because it's the same thing
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it's like you're trying to get it's the same thing as like the being corrected on your pronunciation
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during like audio erotica where you're like i am trying to enter a flow state and you're and you're
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saying stuff like hey do you want to they have an and there do you want to pick that up or like
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and you're like we've been recording for four minutes and you're gonna stop my ass because of
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an and get out i'm starting fresh guards seize them yeah i i that's how i felt too and i i just feel
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it's funny because when i was running the lines with my fiance the other day i felt like each pass at it
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he was getting more animated yeah and i was like hey king go ahead and dial that back for me all
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right you're off camera yes all right let me let me and then you hurt them you're trying to outshine
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me you can feel that for the right person or for the wrong person really that they're like okay fine
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no you can bring it back up yeah no it's so hard it's so hard and we really have lost the
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opportunity as actors unless you're like at the very end of the process to go in front of yeah
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these people like physically and i think it's so important like because my iphone is not capturing
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what like what a tv camera can capture and so i'm over here looking five seven
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you know what i'm saying yeah and i'm lit in my home i'm not i don't do lighting yeah so i look
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like i'm wearing like a brown mask on this side this side you're completely blown out i'm five
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seven i'm upset like you can see a shark painting in the background i know all of it is taking
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everybody out and if i can go in the room also it would prevent people from sending me these sides
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that are like absolutely like demure secretary and i'm like i won't i assure you i won't even fit at
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your desk and if you had me in the room you'd know that right no for real i i started doing my
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slate i started doing it next to my office door so they could see like how big i really am because i
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yeah sometimes i'm like i need you guys to visually see i am a big bitch so like if you're putting me
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across from a man it's got to be a tall one like i'm being so serious because i i stand next to the
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doorframe so they can see just how tall i actually am it's hard for tall women i know that's why i
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did one thing one like commercial thing but it was like a social media commercial thing and i
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remember telling them i am tall so like if that matters optics because i knew there was a guy in
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the commercial too and they were like okay yeah and i was like i i genuinely mean that i am tall so
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if you're styling factors that like i would keep that in mind they were like okay they gave me like
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a tall boot so i was probably like six three when i got on the set uh and then when i got on he's
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five six so then they had to get they they made me stand in socks and then they gave him like two
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little platforms so they dug you a hole yeah they made me sit go on my knees and then put shoes under
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my knees like oh man oh yeah i've done i've done like sex scenes where they had the actor stand on
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an apple box and this was a woman but they were just like hey it's looking scary
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which is weird because they like that dynamic with heterosexual couples they they like it and
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i think they're always like trying to figure out how like especially with like uh like this was
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you know especially if you're like a non-binary person like in these relationships with women
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they're trying to figure out how not to fully alienate an audience while turning them on
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they're like if you look gigantic that's too scary but we do want you to be taller because
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you're the man but you're not a man yeah you're the boy you're the boy you're kind of like we kind
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of want like oh gosh we kind of want like pete davidson but with like nice little tits
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do you see what i'm saying but he boy so boy tall right you not boy so you not tall right so there
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are going to be rules and i hope you're writing this down no i'm so glad i i do not envy you for
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like having to go out and stand next to men because the do you remember i don't want to
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fucking drag anybody so i'll say it positively do you remember that movie tall that was on netflix
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oh the tall girl the worst thing that could ever happen to her in her life like when they were fully
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like she is tall like it's demented right look at this freak the log line being like
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demented freak tries to survive and you find it it's like a beautiful 5 11 blonde woman right
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cameron brink okay no for sure she's built like cameron brink looks like her and then they're like
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look at this circus freak it's a story of survival
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of adversaries fighting against the enemy and like the big i don't even i don't think i made
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it all the way through because i was like you know projecting too much onto it but like
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a big turn is that she is able to like bag a man that's short and like doesn't hate her for her
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disgusting size and i'm i'm watching me and like this can't be this i guess this is honestly what
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these studios think about yeah tall straight women or just tall people in general yes that are not
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men like a studio but there are so many ideas that creator friends of mine have that they're like no
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that sorry that's really complicated and they saw this idea and they were like we love this this
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really cements how we feel about women this is this story needs to be told yeah they're like that's
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a story of resilience sure but have you ever been a tall girl yeah this is actually know what it
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feels like to be a tall girl this is the only dei that will survive they're like we'll see now we
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can't get rid of di yeah because then tall girl yeah what's gonna happen to the tall girl what's
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gonna happen to the tall girl i remember in the in the movie too i know she says like she had like a
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size 11 shoe or something like that okay it's not even that big petite ass yeah for being a tall
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girl that's not even really that big my feet are pretty small for how tall i am which you would
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think is like oh petite but it makes my feet look like pegs and i hate that shit like when you do
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when you have bratz dolls and you take the feet off that's what my feet look you're falling over
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yeah i was i would rather them be a little bit bigger so they balance my proportions a little bit
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better but whatever i remember one time i was i had in college one of my roommates one year was a
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basketball player and she was like six five and so i for halloween one year she had texted me and said
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like hey do you think i could borrow some of your like converse for my halloween costume and i was
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like yeah i wouldn't care like what size are you and she told me she was a 13 and i was like oh i i'm
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sorry i i'm not a 13 she because she's like i'm a tall girl so she assumed i'd have bigger feet and
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she's like what size are you and i was like i'm a nine and a half you're a nine and a half
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she was like what the fuck and then she was like roasting me for having such small and see i did get
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pissed too so i was like all right all right not too much on me i would keep it private not too much
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on me girl jeez uh-uh no no that's that's a little secret that you can have i was like don't tell
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anyone you don't need to be flexing in that way but do you have any tips for me for self-tapes
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dear god i mean like my my memory has gotten truly since since like covid and we were locked
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inside the house and i spent that whole year like no one's i don't think anyone's ever died from weed
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but i got really close oh but i was testing that limit that's for sure yeah i was getting flown out
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um no after i really destroyed my brain that whole year i it takes me like five days to learn the
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script which it never did before but being the most off book like truly truly having like a couple
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of nights to sleep on those lines so that you have the opportunity to play yeah you know what i mean
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so that the recall recall gets in the way of your flow state yeah that's so true that's crazy you say
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that i just said that to my fancy yesterday it's true it it really is true that but no that's that's
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the realest thing i i like i always want i never i i just directed a short film and like one of the
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things i said to my actor was like i just want you to have all of these words in your bones because i
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actually don't know what i want from you yet and i want you to show me what you want and then i'm
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gonna tell you what i want and we're gonna meet somewhere in the middle and i can't do that if if
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you're like what is it okay okay thank you yeah like trying to remember it exactly yeah yeah well
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that's i'll ask you a question about directing in a second but that's really such a good point because
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i was telling my fiancee the other day like because the way i learned in school because i have a
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photographic memory so i like imprinted on my eyelids so i i just read it a million times and
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memorize it but i was telling him i was memorizing in the beginning when i would get scripts i would
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memorize all of my lines but not necessarily the flow of the conversation or what exactly they're
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trying to accomplish what they're trying to talk about and that was like easier instead of remembering
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them verbatim just remembering the flow of the conversation so that i remember what to say
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when and how to say it kind of deal that's that's probably really smart like just like in the you know
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next to their line putting their even putting your own emotion while listening yeah because i do think
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that if you get really i if i know what they're gonna say there's almost a part of me that is
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forgetting trying to forget what they're going to say so that i can be like oh shit yeah exactly my
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response and then i just pick ahead of time like you know i'm picking this arc for myself and so like
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when i was on grays this whole arc was like i have a thing to accomplish and and here's this little
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woman who's like helping me accomplish it but like she's stealing all my attention so even the way
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that i held my body towards her was always like here's my work and here i am coming to you like
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with only my head like you know what i mean just like my body language being like you are pulling me
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away from something you this so it feels magnetic yeah and i think when we you know we had great
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chemistry anyway but there were those like i i even did a thing on the show where i stood mostly with
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my hands behind my back yeah because i liked the idea of needing having a physical restraint yeah you know
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i i'm rarely saying a line that fits in my mouth perfectly yeah because it's i didn't write it
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exactly and it's not you saying right so i have to i the thing that i rely on is my body language so
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that the person who's watching me whether it's on a self-tape or on a screen is not even really
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listening for what's being said they're they're watching me deliver it with my like magnets oh i
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love that i'm gonna use that do it i'm for sure gonna use that you're an established actor i'm not
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no i i appreciate all the tips all my actor friends i've been asking for tips uh because i think it is
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in the subtleties and also it's like one of those i feel like as i'm going through the very infancy
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stages of doing acting um some of my friends have told me too that sometimes it's like
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casting directors or people will have like very solidified ideas of what they think this character
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looks like but if you approach it that way they can put your face in there like it's easier for
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them to let go of what they pictured and see you in that role yes that's why i love that it's true
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because i've worked in a writer's room and the and it was so helpful to me to work in a writer's room
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because you get to be involved a little bit in the casting yeah and so you do you spend months
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creating these people that actually can never really exist yeah like they're never going to
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exist in the exact same way that you have them in your head your script goes through so many network
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notes and changes before it ever gets to tv yeah and then when you go through the casting process
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we are looking for anyone we audition to be the answer yeah so i used to go before i was in a
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writer's room i would go into a lot of things be like maybe they do have something in mind like
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maybe this is what they want me no no no they want you to be the right fit and they would love
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to be surprised are you kidding me like i think casting directors also get so excited where they're
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like we didn't even think about this angle yeah that's so tea and this it's this is so like silly
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it compares about not um when i've seen like john chu talking about casting glinda and he was talking
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about how like when i heard arena grande wanted to try i was like already in my head i was like i'm not
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picking her because i don't want to pick a big name i don't want it to overshadow the thing but
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like i'll give her the shot but he was like in my head though i had already decided i wasn't gonna
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pick her and she specifically asked like can you please not see me as ariana grande like i want to
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come in like as like a normal person and you just auditioned me and when he said when she came in
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she like came in with none of her normal makeup none of her normal hair and then he had no choice
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but to imagine her as glinda because she that's cool made sure to like change his mind with how she
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approached it so that's tea because she changed his mind like you just said well and it's so weird
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because actually it's the same advice i would ever give like a young person when they they're asking
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about how to be in the creative field it's like the thing that makes you special is that you are
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one of one and actually all of us are one of one and there are for sure going to be actors that
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that really fit a mold and so they're going to do this this same type of role over and over and over
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again and i think that's awesome i mean truly really like admirable to like nail that thing
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that is easy like easily consumable yeah but i'm not easily consumable and neither are you
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and that's the thing that makes us taste so fucking sweet that's true you know okay tea period look at
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you we are really the sour candies of the industry yeah that's so true you know not everybody's gonna
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love us but the people that love us we are the only thing that they buy yeah so i'm like i'm not
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trying to be licorice because no one is ever gonna think of me that way that's true and i even said
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to my team recently i was like i was getting offers to audition for things that were like we're looking
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for a woman or anything else and i was like okay i thank you for sending me this this looks really
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exciting yeah if they're looking for a woman or anything else they're not looking for me right
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exactly they're not looking for me yeah it's more realistic that if if you send me out for
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something that's we're looking for a man and we're open to things that i might be a really pleasant
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surprise right exactly but i'm not delivering traditional femininity in a way that that casting
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director is probably looking for and even the the version of non-binary that they're looking for is
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probably more femme presenting and and so you just have to get kind of you got to get real like
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i know i know where i fit and i'm trying to be authentic yeah that's so true because even the
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few times i've talked to my actor friends about like uh reads or or things i've done um sometimes
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i'll get reads for stuff which it's obviously a woman a lot of times she's like in her late 40s
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okay and i was like okay so you're auditioning one young hot person and then everyone else is 40
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love that yeah and it's normally someone who's like you know she's like confident she's loud
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she's whatever and i'm like okay cool uh but some of the auditions i've done it it's it's become
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increasingly more clear that they i wasn't the kind of loud that they were looking for and that wasn't
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exactly how i was playing it like i wasn't playing it like over the top like i was kind of i was kind of
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leaning back a little bit just and showing it in other ways and that's not what they're looking for
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clearly because they you know didn't give it to me uh well i have to assume that they're looking
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like if i had written a character that was a drew a follow type tell me how to say it off wallow
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off wallow thank you you nailed it thank you um if i was looking for a drew type i would bring you in
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and if you gave me a really subdued drew i'd be like ah fuck you know what i mean like so there's
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there's part of that too is like i will ask a balance of it it is it's you don't want to be
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a caricature of yourself and you don't i think a lot of people think that the trick to acting i've
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seen this happen with a lot of comedian friends is like they get into the acting space and they're
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like i know what acting is it's when you like suck all the joy out of your ass and you are really still
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and like i've definitely fallen into that i've had my moments where i've seen that like
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where i've lost my little spark but i i i think i think they do want you and they can always tell
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you to tone it back but if i see somebody and they are really subdued it's harder to imagine them
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popping tea i'd rather see somebody pop and be like okay that was fun that was so fun yeah she's a
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little bit more calm yeah like everything that you're giving me but a little bit more grounded love
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and you've said you've worked in writer's rooms obviously you've been acting and then now you've
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directed to do you have a fave any one of those or when you lean a little bit more towards now
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my favorite thing to do is probably music but acting i do really love i and i love it and you're
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fantastic at both thank you i i feel the the thing about acting this is a really silly answer
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it's there's an ease to the existence right and it's not it's not what people think it's that
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like you know we're multi-hyphenates we're always working with acting you do get treated a little bit
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kinder because they you're an asset yeah and they need you there and they need you here at this time
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and then they like they have this really ridiculous understanding that actors who i find are that are
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often the smartest people in the room they have this understanding that actors are complete morons
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and like should be owned by the state and so they take you everywhere on that golf cart
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they are driving you around like you could not possibly know how to walk and i am in the golf cart
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being like i know sometimes when you're on stuff like that you're like offering to help do things and
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they're like no no no no no sit down sit down sit down idiot don't touch that no it would be like a
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toddler helping with the dishes where you're like no yeah no okay thank you you're a great helper thank
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you go sit down it's such a big haul but they're all really they all inform each other and the the
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thing that i it makes me you know like you talk about it like we're like the sharks like if we set up
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when we die yeah the thing that is really driving me is a curiosity about how to make the best art
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possible totally and writing helped me understand casting and helped me understand directing and
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directing helped me take a script that was not mine and make changes to it that needed to be made
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and understand that when i get network notes i'm not being personally insulted on my writer's script
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you know what i mean yeah and writing being in a writer's room helped me understand really acting
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better so they're all informing each other in this way and strangely comedy is the thing that has
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helped me best understand music because with music here you are in front of a live audience and
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anything can go wrong at all times and only comedians can handle that that's true too like adapting
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yeah like being able to pivot my god this episode is brought to you by billy taking care of yourself
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music's your i do i do like it because it's the only thing that i own yeah you know okay let's see
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yeah yeah it's yours your hard work is yours yeah you spend so much time in a really lovely way it's like
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such a journey you get to spend so much time helping others create their baby yeah and then the music
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is my baby yes you know what i feel like i feel like one of those um those nannies that have
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children at home yeah i like raising your kids while you're raising someone else 100 and i love
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these kids but i am neglecting my own that's so true because i need to live so true because i
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unfortunately uh need to live so there is that but i know you've been touring your music
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yes how do you like tour touring is fun i mean you get to be with people again yeah like i bet you
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felt that way with the book yeah live performing is really fun i hate the logistics of touring itself
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but live performing is always fun yes it's like traveling though i've told everyone they're like
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you don't like to tour and i'm like no because i feel like i'm on the run yeah oh my god i feel like
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i'm on the lam yeah needed somewhere all the time yeah yeah and that you really something is expected
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from you all the time and not everybody understands that just you need 15 minutes or you'll kill them
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i just i actually just need 15 minutes or you'll be dead please yeah get out go away dude on tour i
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literally was like yeah my faith is being tested for sure like my relationships are being tested
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because when i did my book tour i me and my sister toured um we did our podcast but it was promoting
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my book and so it's like live performance book signings like meet and greets like the whole shebang but
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because i rolled deep i like took i took both my parents i took my my man my sister my cousin my
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assistant my brother-in-law was security like i took so many people there's probably like 11 or 12 of us
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on a bus together for like a month straight and half of us haven't really stayed together like
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that so we got close and we got close quick like yeah oh my god it was like after week one i was
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like it's starting to feel like survivor a little bit no one's been voted off the island quite yet
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but we are barreling towards that yeah and we're getting we're getting older you know what i mean
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we're not like i'm not 22 where i'm like it's so fun to figure out how everyone else lives i'm a million
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i literally every night we were like we would have probably because like have you toured on a bus
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i'm about to tour on a bus okay t you know what what's crazy about it i preferred the bus okay than
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staying in the hotels i honestly it's like you know you need like a home base especially when you go
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on tour you need somewhere that feels like home and so every time we were off the bus i was like
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my shayla every time the bus was leaving i was like please come back oh yeah uh but i remember
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every night we would have to we probably wrap the show around like 9 30 10 and then the driver
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wouldn't come to like midnight so we would just go back on the bus and wait till he came it's like
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the driver hours or whatever and so in those like two three hours we would have some downtime
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and the my brother-in-law is like 23 20 gonna be 24 so him and like the younger people in our group
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would be like let's go out and then i was like okay you guys go out goodbye bye i would sit and eat
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ramen on the bus in heaven in my pajamas and then my man would be playing elden ring on the bus and
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that's what i was doing man that's romantic to me oh my god that is horny to me i went over to
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my partner's house yesterday and she was like what do you want to do and i was like i think i want to
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stare like nothing legitimately and then she was like that sounds so nice we sat on the couch cross
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legged not looking at each other no tv on no music
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that's a little spooky but i support you if anybody would have come in it would have looked
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like we were plugged in through our buttholes you know what i mean like the couch was charging
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downloading the information and her schedule is like equally nuts so we are fully like
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you have to find i do think that it's so helpful sometimes to find somebody that's as like
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psychotically busy as we are because there's so much grace i agree and they and they just they
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understand and they get it like especially if i when i'm in those stretches where i'm working all the
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time and i'm sleeping barely at all and then like i'll try to open something and i can't open it to
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the point where it brings tears to my eyes and then he's he'll come and he'll be like i'll open
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this you go sit down i'll just go sit down i just have to sit i i get sitting in silence
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yeah it's romantic that's the type of shit i do like sometimes i'll just wander into my bedroom like
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and my man will be sitting in the living room playing his game and i'll just go in the room and
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i'll just sit in there in silence like no music playing no not even on your phone no just like
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just sitting there and he leaves me alone like he he doesn't come and ask me for anything he's
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like are you going in the room i'm like yeah he's like okay and he waits for me to come back that's
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like that's like having a cat yeah exactly exactly it feels like um i call it sometimes like normal
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human time yeah so like even just doing normal human things i just wander around my house like a sim
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i just wander into a room forget what i was supposed to be doing yes yes yes it's like the only way to
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stay sane because you're like oh i'm a real person yeah real person that exists in the real world
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well and i find that like if i go online one it's just zapping my brain so i try and it makes me be
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like oh yeah i should work on that thing and so and then i'll be like i'll be in the house and be like
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you know what uh you know i should be cleaning that thing it would be really nice if i read more
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i should be running scales on the piano i don't work on that enough and that's why i have to be like
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it's stare time right oh that's so good i love i love the the the like the pageantry of it you're
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like stare time yeah it's stare time and also the the time that i feel most like femme ever feel femme
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and it happens so rarely for me yeah is when my little gal will like come into a kitchen and i've had
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like what the day i've just had like that day where i'm staring but i'm holding something that needs to
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be open and she'll take it for me and open it and i will fully do like that
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soulmate for real that's like you need you need someone that that can match your freak like that
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absolutely we joked about that on tour a lot because we were like i'm gonna go in my bunk and close the
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door so that's what i'm gonna do right now i'd appreciate if nobody came and talked to me
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we just go and we just had mutual respect for each other that way like i'd be like oh that's bunk time
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so i'm gonna go in my bunk and then they would close their little curtain and then the little
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curtain that sounds so nice i had like the back i had the back back room with my fiancee so then i
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had the door closed uh-huh and then everybody else had a little curtain on their own that's kind of
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badass it's awesome yeah i felt like the jonas brothers yeah yeah yeah they're the only band i
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thought of that's okay that's okay me knowing no other fucking band there no other ones exist
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it's just like who do you really need more than the jonas brothers i don't
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well uh what's your what was your favorite if you could if you had to choose a favorite tour date
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like what was like the funnest one for you la la's great la's so fun i think in part it was
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because i had so much disappointment management which is uh what i give to myself where i go it's
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gonna be bad it's gonna be bad la's a hard crowd right they're gonna come here they're gonna hate
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this shit okay and you're gonna have to win them right and i didn't do that half as much on all the
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other tours but for la it because it meant so much to me because it's family and friends yeah i mean
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and you don't want to really you know you don't want to give them a bad time you don't want to do
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anything embarrassing and you know that you're gonna be thinking about it for fucking ever so
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i just went out there truly so zeroed in at the top of my game and la happened to come to party so
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hard that night sick it was unbelievable like i there were part they were singing the lyrics there
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were parts of the show that i was like fully like you know what i mean like really having this like the
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gratitude i felt was unbelievable kids were moshing and a girl got her wig pulled off
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that was that was the best that you know it's fun when a girl gets her wig pulled off yeah yeah it
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ain't an er fight master concert without a wig getting yanked maybe somebody's got to come with
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the wig you guys want to party or what yes and i also i love um i love i love my fans like i think
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because of the queerness and being able to be so visible like specifically through grays yeah i've
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picked up a fan base that's really diverse in all the ways and at all of my shows there were people
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that with disabilities that were sitting in that section like with a great view of the stage and that
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means a lot to me because i'm like okay great like we're doing a good job getting people here
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like this is this is that means something to me and my crowd is not all white and my crowd does not
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look the same and the music or the message is still meaning something to a big group of people
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and i don't get to see that that often yeah especially when you're doing stuff on tv yes i don't
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get to see it so then so the music is really the chance that i get to be with them yeah and even if they
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came even if they come just because they sell me on grays yeah i don't care it's it gets to be like
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this i'm like no think of it sure it's the band like i want you to really like my music and i want
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you to come here because it feels important to meet me because i do meet with fans after the show
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and i i know i don't know it's just like we get so separated from everybody you know we are making
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keeps you going absolutely i was just about to say that's what that's what sustains me with the
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shark shit like how i can never like when i'm struggling and i'm like this is exhausting and i'm
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i'm tired and i feel like i haven't like been alone or been normal for who knows how long it's that's why i
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loved live performing too and i've told people like that's one of my proudest accomplishments is having
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like my fans none of them look the same like there's yeah they span many different demographics and
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groups and i'm very proud of that i know your fans are like that too because when i posted
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the cut down from our first episode together first of all a million likes second of all everybody in
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the comments was like i can't believe you know who er fight master is oh my god i can't believe
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like they it was like they were you were there shayla but also they just were like oh my god i love
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them so much like they were freaking the fuck out our the crossover event that happened with us doing this
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was so rewarding to me and i think it's why we've stayed in touch yeah absolutely our fans are so
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aligned they are it's literally a circle our fan bases are a circle that the crossover is a hundred
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percent they are they are violent they are gorgeous and they are diverse and they don't play about you
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no they do not play about er five minutes no and they do not fuck around with you you called yourself
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at one point it's like um what'd you say a tangible consequence yeah and i was thinking like first of
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all let me get that tattooed and second of all i the way that these women feel so comforted watching you
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be a tangible consequence like really fucking like i i don't worry about you i'm and i know you need to
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be worried about because that's and that's probably what your beautiful fiance is for but i don't worry
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about you and that feels empowering like when somebody goes into the comments and says something
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negative to you i'm fully like dumbass i'm ready i i'm like she's about to take back the night
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my friend kyle prue he messaged me i put it in my dump the other day but he messaged me
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uh watching people wander into your dms looking for a fight feels like watching joe pesci go in the
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home alone house a million times oh my god constantly going inside the room that is so
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true i was like so funny i took a picture of it god damn i was like yeah they never learn do they
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um it's actually so funny you say that too because recently i made a video defending uh trans women
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trans people in general but especially trans women because they were the ones being attacked at the
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time and i made a video defending them and all i said was like this is literally what i said in the
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video i said if you're a transphobe and it's 2025 your ass stinks that's all i said i said you have
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shit in your ass and your breath stinks and you have no friends like nobody likes you you're a
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fucking loser that's all i said i didn't even i didn't specify a person i didn't specify a group
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i literally just said if you're if you're a transphobe or a turf your your ass stinks like and
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it's science see that is my written word that's what i'm saying like why am i in praise
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this this happened without me thinking the spirit's calling to you wow yes
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that's all i said and you know what's funny is i have never and this was my issue too when uh the
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election happened when the election happened i was posting oh i was posting crazy shit i was
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posting all kinds of shit a leading every year leading up to the election i've been doing that
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and so uh when i posted like hey fuck that bitch like i posted that i hated him and i hate anybody
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who supports him i can't even tell you how many women were like you're telling me that you don't
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want trump supporter followers we can't agree to grease degree no no log off also me of all people
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log off delete your account i was like me of all you're asking me if i is that a joke like i literally
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was like i feel like you bitches don't know me at all like what the fuck do they think do they think
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that we got here by like thinking that we need to be palatable well you know what i started hearing
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after i was uh attacking transphobes the other day uh because the person who started this shit is a turf
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right so i was like saying you guys are fucking turfs and your ass stinks just like a transphobe because
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you are a transphobe and they were like i'm not transphobic okay so you're afraid of trans people
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i'm not transphobic i just like don't want them near me what's the fucking difference they don't
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want to be near you either you dumb freak no shit no shit that's why i was like i don't give a fuck
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like if it looks like a duck and it talks like a duck i'm gonna call it a fucking duck you you think
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me and my boys want to be hanging out with you fucks that's why i was like they want to be nothing
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more than to be left alone 100 can't mind your own fucking business i i love the idea that they're
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asking because i think that's absolutely true and the minute someone is transphobic i feel like i
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learn everything about their sex life i mean truly you're just like oh like the concern that you have
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for others is like for others being themselves for living joyfully right exactly you know daring to
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be happy and to not want to die right yeah like all this shit that you are really projecting like your
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own anxieties and like self-hatred onto them and i learn i learn how crooked the dick is i learn how
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small it looks even when it's hot out you know what i mean it can be the hottest day on earth yeah you
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got the kind of balls that don't get longer when it's like swampy out that's not in the cards
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no i know when i was uh i had i had women like attacking me and telling me i wasn't uh for women
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because i dared to defend trans women are most vulnerable that's crazy um to which i what's
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ironic about that is the week i made that video i had dylan on the show again for an all-star
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episode gorgeous and i was like see i know turfs have never ever ever ever interacted with trans
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people in real life ever if you have you didn't know because you're a dumbass but it doesn't matter
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either way i was like i actually know and love trans people in real life even if i didn't i would tell
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you bitches to choke on my dick and honestly the line that made them the most mad other than me
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saying their ass stinks was i told them to suck my dick and then i said actually suck it from the
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back because i don't want to look at you and that line i'm not kidding has made women freak the fuck
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out at me these turfs they literally are like that's so disgusting that's so unladylike and then
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they started calling me a man i was like oh so you are transphobic i oh wait so you are transphobic
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okay i knew it you know when you are when you're like alone for a minute and then you like touch
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your partner or you have sex and you get like that burst of oxytocin i just had that
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the endorphins just released yo that song that justin bieber song where he's like life is worth
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living that's how i felt that is how i felt i i'm obsessed with these um cis women that that hate
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trans women because i think that they are i think that it is also a confession of like hey
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i really had to do everything i was told my whole life and so and you have not yeah you've not you've
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not been in this like you cut the line yeah i'm actually i grew up in hell you know what i mean like
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my uncle was calling me hot when i was five yeah like there's actually no way for me to be that makes
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people happy if i'm annoying people wish i was dead yeah exactly you can't join me here yeah
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exactly what are you fighting for no for real what are you and who are you fighting for i've even told
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them before like i've said this many times already so having to say it again pisses me the fuck off
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because i don't explain myself to bigots like i i was like the only person like you want me to
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validate you and your transphobia i'm not going to i hate turfs i hate transphobes i've been that way
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forever um and i've like obviously i have many many followers who are trans and so a lot of them
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were like thank you for always defending us and i was like you you guys stand behind me as long as
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you want bitch i don't give a fuck till till you feel brave enough to come out i don't care right i
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was like and also i've told people before it's imperative that cis women have this conversation
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with each other it's imperative that cis women hold other cis women accountable for being
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transphobic it's imperative because no one's free till we're all free yeah and also to think
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that transphobia will not affect cis women at all is insane it's already affecting cis women i mean
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especially we can obviously see it in the sports space exactly and women of color especially and
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that's the part that i was like you think i don't know i experienced it all the fucking time like
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and it's because i'm not i don't fit into these eurocentric beauty standards but see i've unpacked all of
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my internalized transphobia and biases so it doesn't offend me when people try to call me a
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trans person or a man to insult me that doesn't offend me and also i do have a huge dick i know
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you're gonna suck it from the back and i would and that's a fact yeah and i've i'm down with it
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i'm like stuttering i'm like are we doing that now getting nervous yeah no no like okay
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you know what the the my truest thought on this is that i think that trans women have a more
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beautiful understanding what what womanhood is i agree i think that unfortunately the programming
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for cis women is is it is it's kind of sad sometimes and i i'm like actually no your womanhood is not
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your role your womanhood is not your status in society and your womanhood is not your ability to
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be sexually assaulted yeah and this trans this trans debate that's like centering all on well like
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if a quote-unquote man in a dress is in a bathroom he will rape me i'm like okay well the then it
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sounds like the problem that we have is that men are going to rape and women are fearing rape their
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whole lives right and when you talk to trans women about their womanhood they talk about it like almost
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gets me choked up they talk about it in such this like beautiful expansive way yeah like it's it's
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this feeling i always had yeah you know it's this truth i've always known it's the most beautiful
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parts of me it's my softest self and i don't feel that from cis women right now because i think the
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propaganda is so strong i agree yeah and i love i love i love women oh my god i'm so obsessed with them
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and i'm obsessed with all women i really am obsessed with all women and i want cis women to
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stop letting men be a barrier to their identity too yeah absolutely i've even told cis women when i
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was defending i defended dylan i've defended dylan many times but i defended her when she put out her
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song because um turfs once again were attacking her and saying that her song was like basically saying
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she's vapid it was like derivative yeah it was a derivative of women and i said that's her
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experience with womanhood notice how she never said this is the experience of all women that's her
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experience as a woman but even let's just say that is what she was saying she's talking about taking
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her meds right she's talking about for her both for her transition but also for her mental health
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she's talking about having a one-night stand right are any of those things bad and i told them like
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because when sabrina carpenter makes jokes about getting eiffel towered on her fucking tour everyone's
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like i love when women are sexual and me too i love it but see when trans women have the exact same
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conversation all of a sudden you want to talk about wear more than just a pair of tits no shit bitch i
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know that dylan knows that sabrina carpenter knows that we all know that it seems like you're the only
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person who doesn't know that yeah yeah and i was like there is nothing wrong with any of those things
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just because women are engaging in them doesn't make them bad but it speaks to what you said which
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is like it's almost like that's the most like convicted they feel in themselves is their woman
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what their idea of femininity is what their idea of womanhood is and i was explaining to even me i was
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like i am a cis woman right i identify with the gender that was assigned to me but i am not a thin white
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woman right so my experience with womanhood is going to be different from a cis than white woman
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we're going to have two different very experiences of womanhood is yours more valid than mine right no
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right so it's really all the fucking same isn't it also whenever i say gender is a social construct
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and it's made up their minds spray against the wall behind them they immediately are like what the fuck
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are you even talking about and i'm like see you're not smart enough to have this conversation with me
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that is always the frustrating part is you're like we are creating arguments to protect people
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yeah and so we do our research right and they are manufacturing our arguments to tear people down
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and so they actually are just pulling shit out of their stinky little asses exactly and so you're
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coming over here and being like you know judith butler would say and they're like but he sounds dumb
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exactly i use the term white feminism because i was saying turfs perpetuate white supremacist ideology
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which is white feminism and white feminism is void of intersectionality and if your activism
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isn't intersectional it doesn't fight for everyone right and it's racist most times and i said white
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i said all of that to someone and then she goes white feminists this person is black
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then i'm like and then i literally wrote back to her google the term white feminism study up and then
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come back to me you're not smart enough to have this conversation with me and i said notice how
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when i made my original video i didn't start with this is why terra frederick is harmful i said your
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ass stinks that's why i said it because i said that i already said the truth your ass stinks i was like
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there's no point i had no interest in having the conversation with you because you don't want to
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learn and you don't have to have literature on that sweetie you just have to have a nose just a
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nose and you know in there i said and your breath stinks too it's probably from what your fucking
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gingivitis i said all kinds of mean shit and then this girl commented on my video it said
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period to this video but also just want to say one of my co-workers is a huge transphobe and he has
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the worst breath i've ever smelled in my life and i said and when i tell you i'm a scientist believe me
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or which whichever one works for you no and i was like it's a scientific fact i told you you all have
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poop in your butt and you're just mad at me because i know and i'm telling everyone
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this is the most powerful like this this is my mantra now and that's what makes me laugh in your
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butt there's people saying oh she's such a fake feminist and all i did was i told transphobes
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that they have poop in their butt and somehow that makes me not a real feminist bro what makes
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you a realer feminist than knowing that transphobes have shit in their ass so i was like i i did the
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research that's actually empathetic you can under i'm oh i'm empathizing with their existence they've
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got shit in their ass like i was telling my sister i was getting annoyed because i don't first of all
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i don't want to see turfs i don't want to hear from you i don't want to see what you say i don't care
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about anything you believe in but more than anything i was like this wasn't an open discussion
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imagine it like this i'm walking by and i go don't want to interrupt don't want to take too much
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of your time your ass stinks all right have a nice day that's all i wanted to say that's all i needed
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that's the ground rules just in passing i didn't want to have a conversation with you it's it's like
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the opposite of cat calling but it's really similar it's like the guys actually don't want
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the women to be like yeah no i'm free when they're like do you want to hang out now yeah
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oh no they just want to be like titty alert
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so anyways i've been doing that this week but i was like i'm fighting off turfs like a motherfucker
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feels like world war z they're like oh they're so hungry i know oh my god
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but we do have some fun facts about you so i do want to read you some obviously we know you're a
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gem and i already knew that about you and that you're from cincinnati ohio okay listing my
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that's crazy hipaa yeah okay you can't do that where did you find that okay it says here that
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you played varsity basketball and varsity volleyball in high school yes and then you got signed to play
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college volleyball for the university of cincinnati okay what'd you play in volleyball i was a middle
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blocker i was i was gonna guess the middle that's the height that's the height yeah it says their
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volleyball team was nationally ranked and they were named to the uscaa all academic team for also which
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is not not impressive like i were having a 3.5 gps yeah i i was the only athlete that did homework that
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actually means i probably wasn't playing very well you know it's so funny you're so me because
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one time oh first of all i was an athlete all throughout high school of course and i played
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volleyball in high school too but i was a hitter i was an outside hitter right side outside hitter
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yeah and then my sister was an outside hitter too even though my sister's 5'4
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how did that happen only our resident gay yeah our in-house gay that was days
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it was funny i was talking about because i played soccer soccer was my main sport
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and dason was like you know everyone says softball's the gay sport which is like okay
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and but women's basketball and soccer she was saying are like even a hundred percent yeah women's
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basketball yeah and then soccer i was like well it's either lesbians or it's like straight girls
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that make out with lesbians when they're drunk i would just say that they're more closeted yeah
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yeah i i yeah i think in the early stages yeah soccer those girls were smaller so they were more like
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they had the ability to like get pretty in in high school and all the basketball players that were
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any good there was just something about being like i don't know i don't i don't again yeah i don't
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think you know bob is gonna like me like so it didn't fucking matter i'm wearing my sweats
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and the soccer girls were had the ability to be like hotties yeah and so they stayed closeted for
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i know that's why we laughed about it because my sister played soccer but then when she
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went to college she was like i think i'm gonna join the rugby team
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all right did you do it yeah she played like all four years what can you um sorry this is now kink for
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me um what can you squat oh yeah what's your your highest squat yeah pr
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yeah around that i would say yeah so i'm sucking your dick from the back and your dick from the
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back hers from the front god damn tower look at that i've got a lot of work to do right
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god i gotta really roll up my sleeves and get to work i i gotta call my partner i gotta let her know
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i'm gonna be late and i will be full you having a gpa making all academic you're so me that was me
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too one time one time someone asked me what's the question you wish people asked you more right and i
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said what my ap scores were in high school shit horny again shit i do like that i do like good grades
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i loved school yeah it was fun and i actually didn't do any homework for like the first three
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years of high school and then they're like you know you're gonna need this for college and i was
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like oh my god we're not gonna let you leave if you don't do why didn't you fucking say that and so
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i went from like truly a 2.5 gpa because i was like homework doesn't matter you can't control me
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today i'm like i need it for college and i had a 4.0 right and it was the easiest switch i ever made i
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was like oh i didn't when you sent me home with this i didn't realize you wanted me to do it i didn't
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realize you wanted it back yeah you gave it to me too key why didn't you say that like why is
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nobody talking about homework my teachers are being insane and they thought i was funny so i'd be like
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no i don't have it and they'd be like okay there was no like you have you really have to they were
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just really like your favorite why are you rizzing up people in high school man i go back to my high
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school now and they i they my teachers still fuck with me i bet they do a hard you're just rizzing
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people up all throughout high school okay and here it says they performed in boom chicago an english
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comedy troupe in amsterdam yeah yeah we performed i performed in amsterdam um at boom and boom is like
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you're performing for basically an audience that's almost entirely english second language oh nice and
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so you do you speak dutch uh in beta and it's uh you really you learn how to be universally funny
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you have to because the first like six months that you're there you're pulling stuff out of your ass
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that's really like an americanism you know even even talking about like like the kroger or the vons
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like whatever that's the too specific and so you your comp is the walmart but then you have in
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the in the back of your brand you know all the their major brands now and you know the italian
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brands because we actually have a big group of italians in here tonight oh and there's a
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scottish bachelor party it's improv and sketch okay and so there's just there was just such a learning
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curve of being like oh yeah like american humor is so specific to us right and the rest of the world
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is actually working on a different level because the actual the rest of the world is connected to each
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other yeah like they're far more connected than we are we're like 100 when you're doing like
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comedy in europe even if you're doing it in amsterdam you're not even doing just dutch humor
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it's the all of europe is visiting each other they're all like traveling to see each other they
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have a train system that's true so the audience was different every night damn and it's global and
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they're making fun of each other in a much better way that like we can't do because our nation is like
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you know white supremacist right when we make fun of even italians everyone's like
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something racist about that yeah i've done a few white people jokes like in my tiny stand-up set
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that i have it's like a five minute one i have a lot of white people jokes in it and some some offers
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i've gotten to do shows i've been like i love the comic but their audience is like southern straight
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white people and i was like they are not gonna laugh at anything i have prepared because they don't
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have the same kind of understanding or humor so it's just probably not going to translate as well
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okay so i also performed a second city we toured across the country we did one show in ohio we did
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not know that the makeup of the show was going to be entirely elderly and i'm talking 90 plus 90 plus
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all republican the first 12 rows were wheelchairs okay okay yeah i'm talking 90 plus
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and so we have a whole like political like comedy sketch show prepared for them and then some improv slots
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and the political comedy is eating more shit than a turf you know i mean it's just failing failing
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failing failing yeah and so we send out our angriest white guy and we're like do your worst and he goes
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out there to improvise and he starts a scene that's basically like my wife is so fucking annoying
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it's freddie mercury when he's like doing the queen
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there's all these elderly people who truly at intermission had like they were standing up for
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the first time in 10 years to leave it's just killing yeah absolutely oh my god on their knees
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on their knees for scott that's so funny what's a joke that hits across the world you would say
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when you were in uh amsterdam doing the comedy troupe everybody likes ripping on the germans
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really it's nice yeah tip to have it's really fun they all have a united enemy even the germans i mean
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it's obviously it's us like you know if you're making a joke about americans in europe it's just about
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iq level because we think we're so fucking superior and the rest of the world is like look at those
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angry kids like they fucking hate us man it's embarrassing i was lying to people saying like i am
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dutch i i was over there like just because a lot of the dutch speak english and so i was fully over
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to just being like hi everyone like you know so nice to meet you like lying i'm not getting in a
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gay club like they find out i'm american a hundred percent yes no and they they love uh when we call
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ourselves stupid and they love when we're like joke about the germans being so on time
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they're like those jokes killed every yo yo across the world good no when me and my sister were on
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tour last year we watched one night in the bus we watched planet of the apes and we love those
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movies and we're just big planet of the apes fans and then in i think it was dallas i was like
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doing a bit where i would be every time they would like laugh or listen or do something good
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i'd be like apes together strong killed killed every time i said it they were cackling what a
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beautiful thing to find right and i was like and i was like oh period period next time we go to
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it was after it was austin dallas houston when we and it oh denver yeah we went to denver after we
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got out of texas it's like a night two or two later i i whip out the planet of the apes joke
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probably 10 15 minutes in not one laugh oh back on the shelf gonna we'll revisit her when i go
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my god i thought i was gonna kill every night just that one my didn't hit the rest of the door
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rest of the door nobody left isn't it crazy yeah like sometimes you just find yourself like
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like i was on tour we were we were not slaying one night we were performing for a group of veterans
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and why are you always performing in front of these when you you know this when you tour comedy
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it's for some reason everybody that's in the audience is there against their will they're
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there by gunpoint i don't know what to say it's like you don't have to be here no it's if they're
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not at like a comedy club and even then it's like kind of iffy yeah they were brought there by
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gunpoint by some like union that they're in like their bosses made them come for some shit and we
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were performing for the veterans and we were kind of like bombing so hard that at one point i'm telling
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you i'm telling you i hate the military industrial complex i think it destroys souls and worlds
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i went thank you for your service you're doing the lord's work literally that can't i'm doing like
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an outro and i'm and i go and they kind of were like
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you got him you got him a little bit you're like just a little bit you're gonna give me silence the
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whole show but i was like i i think i'll compromise my values here for like a little bit of a little
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snack i just want like a little treat just a little just anything
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and even my friend scott who was touring with me at the time and he was the one that was like able
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to do the wife shit when i came up he was like you're doing the lord's work the fuck he said i got
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desperate up there i blacked out they weren't giving me anything i needed it i needed it at
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the end of the day i need attention so truly i was like just a little thingy just give me something
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anything okay we'll go down some more of these let's see it says that you were in a indie rock band
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called twin it's true and they named the band twin because they're a gemini yeah well that's that's
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sexual yeah and i also i i dated um i had dated a um a lot i've dated a lot of twins somehow i don't know what i'm
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attracting but i've dated a lot of twins that sounds kind of scary it can be like like i feel like twins when
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they get to a certain age it's like okay enough no more i you're no longer a twin i couldn't agree more
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being a twin is for children and at this point you're 25 and it's perverted
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and you're creepy and weird yeah so knock it off and if you ever were the fucking same thing in front
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of me i'll have you arrested i don't care yeah i believe i hate the cops i believe in the police
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again for that just for twins yeah a tab that is crazy all twins are bad that's great that's great
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that's crazy that you've just so happened to date twins i i'm more more than once more than once is
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crazy i yeah i i guess i'm problematic were they identical yeah that's uncomfortable yeah you're mad
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at them and then their their sibling comes nearly there yeah there's a lot of stuff i will tell you
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when we're now rolling uh this says they used to be a part of a sketch comedy duo called mr beaver
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that's true where they performed live shows with a sidekick called cat piano yeah that was some really
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magical shit we would improvise songs on a piano that the keys only made meows right and listen you
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could be like that sounds stupid as hell we were tearing that shit up we were winning awards you
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know how hard it is to win like awards for fucking improv like they don't even they made them for us
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damn they were eating that cat piano up i and i was really femme at the time okay and so they were
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just like this hot tall girl is like i don't i honestly don't even remember the show but the person
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who's doing it is hot so bro listen when i was femme that shit was devastating that shit was
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devastating i had to stop being femme because i was fucking shit up for you okay you can come for
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my non-binary was a sacrifice for y'all because i was fucking your men
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and they were begging for it don't make me start doing it again they wanted my fucking foot on their
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neck so fucking bad and i hated their asses the whole time it was fucking happening i was like
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you're disgusting i'm on top of them looking down like i'm looking at a turd okay but they were in my
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bed you kind of talking to me about my queerness bitch i did what you did it sucked ass you think
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i'm jealous of y'all i tried your shit i tried your shit it sucked you said two stars god damn two stars on
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uber i'm sorry that's never really exploded out of me i let you have your moment it's crazy release
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it i do actually feel like that is the that is my pretty privilege is like i know how fucking trans i
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am because i was not having an experience uh like i was a gorgeous woman i was gorgeous you know what i
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mean i was killing it i was killing it and what i did find i did not like like i really found i i
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like i never really felt like a woman and so and i was such an awkward teenager and then all of a
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sudden i was in college and like really grew into everything well and was like just getting so much
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the way you have so much disgust on your face well because it was hard yeah i bet it's like being
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being in that like restriction it was like suffocating i'm sure it was what i really found was it was
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dangerous oh yeah that like you could we're big and we're loud right and i felt that when i was
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beautiful and something that these men wanted they had to they didn't have the social grace to just
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really accept me for being smarter than them and taller than them and better than them at the things
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that they were doing and so they would do this thing where they would pretend to be kind to me
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and then they'd get me in private and violence would happen yeah you know what i mean yeah absolutely
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and i am so grateful i found such a beautiful queer community i'm so grateful i found my non-binary
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identity i'm so grateful for transness as a as a way of being as a way of understanding absolutely and
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i'm telling you it makes me care for women harder it makes me because i think that there's so
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the most violent place now for women the most where we have the most reported incidents of death and
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violence is in the fucking home yeah that's where women are getting injured they're getting injured
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by men that they love in their homes yeah that they sleep next to every night yes yeah and so
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have kids with it's important for like i have a lot of guy friends i demand kindness from them i demand
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excellence from them i do not take bullshit when they're talking about the women that they're seeing
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yeah and they have grown with me you know what i mean i love seeing relationships like yours
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like that man is so kind he's so handsome like he's there with you he's supporting you like i
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actually know that women have better options but they are so trained to take the least yeah and these
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men don't deserve you and they absolutely don't deserve you if they're gonna hit you and they
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probably don't deserve you anyway so there better be some you better fucking love this guy for real
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for real i've even said to like have you watched adolescence the new show on netflix it's really
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really good but it's like basically talking about a young uh boy like a 13 year old boy it's not a
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secret it's not a spoiler but he like he kills a girl in his school because she rejected him but
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it talks about how he got indoctrinated by red pill ideology on social media that's like the whole
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point of the show so it's not like well who did it it's why he did it yeah so it's kind of unraveling
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and unpacking all of those different like things those very small things that happen in the home that
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breed this air of like entitlement to women and their bodies and everything about them
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and how they they genuinely hate them they don't like anything about them they just see them as
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objects and things to use or abuse and so like i have obviously i loved the show because it was
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very well done i've said many times there are many things i don't platform on purpose because they are
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just that scary like it's just it's just that horrifying and there have been a few stories that i
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didn't include in my book because they weren't like my stories to tell that i've heard about like at
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my brother's high school my brother is gonna be 21 this year so when he was in high school
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when i was still doing this there are things happening now like where men are inflicting
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violence and they're young they're minors they're like sophomores in high school like it's just like
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how young it starts like that understanding of what women's place is in this world and where men sit
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and like this indoctrination that is becoming more and more accessible because of things like social
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media because of people like andrew tate like all that fucking bullshit but it's it's actually why
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we are in such an environment an environmental crisis right it's this energy of extractivism
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where these young boys are basically being indoctrinated with colonialism right of like
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everything that they see is theirs and they want to extract as much as they can from it without putting
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any effort into it without renewing that resource without and i think being being you know femme for
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a minute i did find that they like i felt this like that they a lot of men will just latch on to you
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and they're like they are drawn to this resource that you have which is your joy and your sex and
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your whatever and they pull it from you but they're not offering you anything in return and i'm like
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that's extractivism and it's the same thing that we do with our fucking environment yeah you know
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what i mean we are going into these places and we are pulling oil from the earth but we're doing
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nothing to protect her yeah or to replenish yeah and the beauty of having experience as a gorgeous
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woman is that now in this like place of really confident masculinity be the partner that i wish i
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would have had yeah totally you know and with with my partner i really work hard because i am i am
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there for her joy yeah i am there for her sex i am there for her stories i am there for her
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intelligence i am there for so many of her really these like soul assets that yeah you see her as a
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person yes as like a whole person i'm replenishing that shit yeah absolutely you know what i mean like
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i'm giving her my energy i'm making sure i have a life that's interesting so that we have something
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to talk about over coffee you know what i mean like you have your own thoughts yes yes i'm bringing
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my friends to her i'm making sure that i'm dress cute at least 60 percent of the time you know i'm
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doing things that because i i want this this beautiful person to be a i want to be able to
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experience her joy and i think that men don't realize how much work women are putting in to
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continually give joy for real and to keep things afloat it's like the most the most mundane things like
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it's just the world doesn't move without women and i and i felt the same thing like i was like i love
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women so dearly and that's why that's why i felt like this was my purpose was to like uh guide them
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away from that bullshit like and even in the in the show adolescence like the dad like in the beginning
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they're kind of trying to figure out if the dad's like abusive if he's like if he hits him if anything
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like encouraging violence right uh but he doesn't like he has anger issues but he's not violent or
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anything like that and it's almost scarier that way because i've told people that's actually far
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more common that dynamic where you have a father who does nothing more than provide yeah there's no
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emotional needs being met spiritual needs like there's no checking in just on general well-being
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there's no interest in what he likes it's all forced you're forcing him to try and like things that
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you believe are manly and then not checking in with him and you're just going and working and
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providing for the family and you're seeing that that dumping money into something is enough
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exactly and that's why and that's why he turned out that way so i'm saying like it's even more like
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he's looking for that like masculinity to latch on to because his dad encourages that's what makes a
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man so he's not getting it from his own dad so he finds it online and then it turns out to be red
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pill shit and so i was i've told people before like that kind of misogynist or bigot in general because
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they're never just one facet of bigotry um is far more insidious to me it's like someone who's
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a lunkhead a lunkhead gym bro that's like fat bitch make me a sandwich like obviously you could
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pick that dude out of a lineup like for the most part all women are like um that's sexist right
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yeah yeah yeah but it's men who have i don't know gained the ability to somewhat blend like
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they're dangerous giving men like therapizing language like giving them insight to how women
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think it has like made them far more dangerous because they can say things instead of something like
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that they'll say like well i just want to be able to take you out of this masculine era and like put
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you in your feminine era that bitch is the same they're fuck they're both bigots they can both
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eat my dick that's how i feel about them i absolutely agree they're way more dangerous to me well and i
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think that you know the thing that is really scary to suz people is that like they're not even really
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talking about gender anymore and they're talking about like their workplace identities you know what i mean
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like they're all patrick bates it's and you guys gross me out it's true it's it's the the way that
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they're talking about like the roles that they need to protect from trans people it's like it's
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psychotic and actually okay so i was watching love is blind and um and i watch a lot of the show like
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this but but when i thought that some of those men were being kind to those women i literally had the
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thing of like oh i was like some of them are cute some of those guys are cute and then when i found
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out that they were basically all being mean yeah i was like those are the ugliest men i've ever seen
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in my life and i think that something that really we can we need to be honest about is that masculinity
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is at its most beautiful when it's in service to the feminine because the feminine shines on the
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masculine it's it's a gorgeous thing to watch like yeah i got this like leg up in the grace fandom
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because i was across from a woman who looked at me like i hung the moon and i looked at her like she
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hung the moon you know and so we had this thing where the feminine was being worshipped and i was
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getting the light from her shine yeah you know what i mean and you i can see even when when the
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relationship was like dissolved that there was everything i could physically see this like golden
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light leave the room even in the way they shot it and then they're capturing something that's honest
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like men that are good to women are hot to me and and i don't give a fuck what the fuck you look like
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if you're bad to a woman exactly you are the ugliest little puddle of mud on the fucking planet for real
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and when you were saying you have your own interest too i was thinking i was thinking about that that
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clip that's going really viral of that guy who did the morning routine and it's the most insane shit
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i've ever seen in my life i was thinking about that and i was like everything men like is fucking
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boring oh my god literally ice oh my god literally ice doing doing push-ups on the balcony at 4 a.m i
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oh my god everything men with a bottle of sparkling water everything men like is so boring like
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even one time when i sometimes when i hear like because obviously people who are are men who look
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like my dad or like my man my fiance um are catnip to like the worst misogynist in the world because
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they're like this guy gets it he looks like a masculine man which that's you know okay that's how
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i feel about it but every time men come up to them did i took i took my dad to a clippers game because
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my dad loves basketball took my dad to a clippers game my dad's like a bodybuilder so my dad's like
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yoked right now he wore like a black like just tight tank top like with pants like tucked in
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and some jordans okay i'm sorry to say this i'm about to be on my third dick
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when i took my dad there taking my dad in a tank top to a clippers game
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it's like throwing a ribeye in a tiger cage the way all men it's no women all men are like
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they have to come and talk to my dad about his bench press hey you guys are weird you know like
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when i was talking to your sister earlier about what they can squat it was because i'm um a gay
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pervert you know and so i actually think that a lot of straight men are also gay perverts
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and i would believe you honestly i would believe you it's it's like like the andrew tate worship
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yeah and i mean i'm gonna really clarify this i mean gay in like the way that straight people
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mean gay when they're like that's gay yeah like that like you don't you're not gay like me i'm
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beautiful you're you're gay like that's gay you're a gay pervert what also it's just kind of like
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the things they be doing sometimes when they're alone i'm like you guys are so weird you absolutely
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gay men like women more than straight men like no shit i mean they're given our worshiping divas
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and straight men look at their own wives and they're like get out
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i watched one of my friends make a video recently this will be the last silly thing i say
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but uh she made a video recently she was talking about when she sees groups of women she goes when
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i see groups of women out like they're like doing something together going somewhere i'm like god
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that looks so fun so every time i see girls i'm like what are we talking about ladies like that's
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how i feel and they're laughing when i see groups of men together i'm like well clearly they just
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committed a crime and they're coming back from something that's that we call that a murder
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like it's like a murder of crows it's a murder yeah yeah that's like and i i was i commented on
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the video because when uh we my sister and i were in vancouver we did a live show in vancouver not too
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long ago we went to a movie one of the days we were there and there weren't that many people in the
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theater it was like our group of like nine and then like maybe a few other couples in the theater
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a group of seven grown men come in the theater sit right behind us whole theater's empty sit right
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behind us talk the whole fucking time about you guessed it stocks men this is this is why we can't
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get rid of the death penalty we can't get rid of it and i was like what are these grown men doing
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seeing a movie together what are you guys doing you're doing something bad you're doing something
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bad you're doing something sinister i was like and i kept going the whole time just in case they did
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something well it would be normal i would be happy that they had their little friend group if they had
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not chosen to sit behind the two women just learn how to be together and not be scary i know i was
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like you just need a rebrand or something because you're like seven grown men together i don't i don't
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like it no no no no man no no man has that many friends first of all because you guys don't even
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know each other's birthdays so i don't believe you and i was like but also coming to see them we
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watched the movie companion it was really good um but obviously like the whole point is that he like
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doesn't see women as real people so he has a robot girlfriend spoiler um but in the thing like it's
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they would laugh at the parts that weren't so they were like satirically funny they're not supposed
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to be actually funny so it's like the parts where he would call her a fuckbot they would be like
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sinister oh my lord the way i was like don't make me turn around i will i'm cringing so hard i might
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throw up even when we got back to the hotel my fiance was like i did not like those guys behind us i was
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like right because we didn't talk about it the whole time my sister and i were obviously like
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when we were looking at them but then he was like no it's like the way the shit they were laughing at
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i was like that's not supposed to be funny these guys are fucking gross and i was like
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period king tell them do you know the reason that they're so angry is because they actually do have
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so much work to do like i i do get it like we said we're sharks yo bro i've been there at the end
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of a long day when i find out that there's more assignments for me to do like i gotta contact my
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manager again like all this shit i get pissed off i get pissed too and if every time if like every
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thought i had was bad and hateful and i was told that i had to change that i can imagine being
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frustrated see look at my empathy yeah look at that well we went over so many things today yeah i
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obviously you know we're in love so yeah you can come back whenever forever forever and always uh but
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i would love to know because you're a literal multi-hyphenate creative you're so talented wait
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before i ask you this question i think you are so incredible in so many ways obviously i jerk you off
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talk about how talented you are but past that i think just you in general succeeding in such a
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creative space at so many different mediums being exactly who you are and saying the things you do i
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admire you i think you're so amazing and i look up to you i could not feel more similar i'm telling you
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i have talked to my partner about you so much and and likewise the the work that i think you're like
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the work that you are doing i think is generationally like it's generationally important
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thank you i feel that way about yours too thank you look at us we're gonna stand together i'm gonna cry
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and then we're gonna kiss yeah oh and then i gotta suck the dick
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that's a whole nother thing yeah a long time well to kind of wrap it up um do you have any advice for
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anyone within the lgbtqia plus community as a whole or just in general that maybe want to pursue
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the creative art form and maybe are a little nervous about doing multiples maybe they feel
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underrepresented do you have any advice for them i think we are entering a extremely fascist and
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violent era and i know that you're scared and i am scared but they don't deserve our fear and we
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can't live there all the time we can visit the fear but we can't live there all the time
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and the only thing that topples regimes the only thing that ever works is love and art
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and you have to make love and you have to make art and you got to do it well and you got to enjoy it
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and you got to not care if the money comes because that's when the money comes and stop thinking about
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fucking capitalism all the time we are listen if fascism takes over and they tank our economy we're
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going to be struggling regardless so at least make sure you're struggling doing something you love
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that keeps your integrity intact there's nothing more important than your dignity and the dignity
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of others and that being said free palestine period look at that everyone give them a round of applause
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obviously we would never run for president sometimes people i would vote for you for president thank you
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was my point but sometimes someone said you should run for president i said i would never
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want to be in charge of this god forsaken country no fuck that no no way and somehow like the things
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that i like google when i'm high would get released and it's like and no one needs to see that our
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no we're gonna we'll just leave it here you're like kind of a mystery but wait okay amanda i want you
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to this is a note to bleep this the last thing i googled was because i was trying to show the video
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to my cousin i was trying to show that fuck ass compilation if that was leaked i i would be the
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person to be like drew told me that this is the only thing that gets her up in the morning
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if i was in that video and i saw how people were talking about me i would say that's ai it's getting
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out of control ai is getting out of control i would be suing elon 100 yeah baseless would have
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my number just wanted to mention that was the last thing i googled that whole that whole line is
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gonna be bleep iconic iconic anyways thank you so much to my amazing guest er for coming back
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for an all-star episode you're the best thank you for having me i cannot wait to suck your dick
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me too again round two round two if you're not already i know you all are but if you're not
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following er where can everybody find you okay and you can find me at genderless gap ad on instagram
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you can find me at er fight master on tiktok i'm getting better on there i do be seeing you
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posts on there i have been on there a little bit i remembered it existed recently and um uh you can
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the comment section because we're huge fans thank you and obviously we're in love yeah i love it
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look at us sister wives i really do i'm a sister wife with your partner no i i honestly sister wives
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somehow genderless here just like the word bitch yeah bro my mind's blown thank you all so much for
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tuning into this episode i'll see you next week bye
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