The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - BIG BRAIN SAY LOUD WORDS Ft. Maddy Morphosis ｜ The Comment Section Ep. 138

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00:01:02.900 Just so you know. This is a reminder that there's space for God between us at all times.

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00:01:15.060 Hey everyone and welcome back to another episode of the Comment Section Show starring me, your fave.

00:01:25.220 Happy spooky season, team. Here we are. First costume of the season. One of my favorite food

00:01:32.240 groups. And yes, I'm recently engaged. Oh my god, thank you so much for asking. Yes, I'm recently

00:01:36.600 engaged. Yes, thank you so much. But enough about me and my wonderful, amazing engagement.

00:01:41.760 On to the guests. Today we have the iconic, the legendary, the wonderful, the amazing,

00:01:46.700 Maddie Morphosis.

00:01:50.120 Hello. Welcome to the show.

00:01:52.920 I know, I feel underdressed. I didn't know we were doing costumes today.

00:01:55.840 I know. Mine's from Spirit Halloween and yours is clearly made with love.

00:02:00.120 I would love to know the T on your costume. This is the best costume I've ever had on the show.

00:02:04.000 Thank you. Yeah, also Spirit. I just got it today. It's crazy what they got on it right now.

00:02:08.900 It's crazy how they formed it perfectly to your figure. That's crazy.

00:02:14.260 At Spirit Halloween. You built like a pot.

00:02:18.740 I'm so happy to have you. I'm happy to be here. Thank you for having me.

00:02:21.820 Oh my gosh. Anything for y'all. I'm collecting drag queens like infinity. 1.00

00:02:25.700 This one at a time. You gotta go faster. There's so many seasons being pumped out.

00:02:29.100 I know. You gotta catch up. They're moving at light speed. I can't keep you. I can't keep up.

00:02:33.300 Anyways, so happy to have you. Huge fan. I would love to know, for those that don't, to give your lore.

00:02:41.380 Because first off, you're the first straight person to ever be on Drag Race. 0.80

00:02:46.020 Yeah, the first cishet man. Make sure I'm getting all the words there. 0.70

00:02:51.280 Yeah. Cishetosexual man on Drag Race. 1.00

00:02:54.020 Allegedly.

00:02:54.840 Allegedly.

00:02:55.620 Yeah.

00:02:55.940 And I'm excited to have you. I'd love to know more about your lore. How you got into drag. What drew you to it.

00:03:02.740 Oh my god.

00:03:03.220 All that tea.

00:03:04.000 I feel like that's such a long story that'd waste the entire podcast.

00:03:08.140 We probably have more impressing things to get to, like TikTok comments.

00:03:10.560 But in summary, I just got really nihilistic. I grew up in a really small town, like in Arkansas.

00:03:19.280 And I wasn't like the other kids. I felt a little different.

00:03:23.680 I don't know. You look like every other kid.

00:03:27.420 Looks can be to see me.

00:03:28.600 That's true.

00:03:29.100 No, I don't know. I just, like, I didn't vibe with, like, kind of, like, all the box of, like, heteronormativity man southern.

00:03:35.860 And I was just like, is there more in this provincial life?

00:03:38.960 And after, like, high school, I just kind of went on this long journey of, like, anything I was curious about, try anything. 0.99

00:03:44.980 I was just kind of like, fuck it. Let's do it. 0.99

00:03:46.880 Yeah.

00:03:48.280 And, yeah, I didn't expect to be here. Just kind of fumbled my way along.

00:03:51.560 And that's kind of the quick and short of it. 0.87

00:03:53.600 That's so sick.

00:03:54.620 Well, how was your journey on Drag Race?

00:03:57.260 Because I've gotten very mixed reviews from all my friends on Drag Race.

00:04:00.600 Brief.

00:04:02.120 You said brief.

00:04:02.860 Yeah, it wasn't very long.

00:04:03.780 Brief, but impactful.

00:04:05.180 Impactful. No, I mean, like, again, like, I was from, like, small town Arkansas.

00:04:08.140 I was, it was my first time, like, on a plane.

00:04:10.000 I was just excited to go leave the state.

00:04:12.080 And then I was flown out.

00:04:12.400 That's crazy. That was your first time on a plane?

00:04:14.020 Yeah, because, you know, like, in Arkansas, like, the most you can hope for is to get on, like, the local news.

00:04:18.460 For, like, you know, local teen, win state spelling bee or something.

00:04:21.700 But then I was going on VH1. 1.00

00:04:23.480 I was like, oh, shit. 1.00

00:04:24.420 That's crazy. 0.99

00:04:25.040 So it was, like, simultaneously, like, terrifying, but also exciting.

00:04:29.240 And, yeah, I did that.

00:04:30.760 And would you do it again?

00:04:31.800 Probably not.

00:04:32.580 No.

00:04:33.060 No.

00:04:33.660 That's the general consensus I get from all of them.

00:04:35.980 I mean, like, it's, I'm thankful for the experience, but it's, like, I don't know.

00:04:39.420 It was long.

00:04:39.860 It was miserable.

00:04:40.840 I know.

00:04:41.320 I can only imagine. 1.00

00:04:42.280 Hollywood kind of sucks. 1.00

00:04:43.640 Yeah. 1.00

00:04:43.920 It's kind of miserable.

00:04:44.880 Yeah, it does.

00:04:45.720 It has a lot of its pitfalls. 0.98

00:04:47.540 That's for fucking sure. 0.98

00:04:48.420 It's not nearly as fun as it looks watching it from home. 0.99

00:04:51.660 No.

00:04:52.080 They edit it to make it seem like it's a great time.

00:04:53.760 It's, like, they cut out, like, the six hours you're sitting, like, in a booth and being fed, like, awful, like, truck food.

00:05:00.600 Yeah.

00:05:01.320 Everything has so much arugula on it for some reason.

00:05:03.220 I don't know.

00:05:03.760 I've joked about that before with other queens.

00:05:05.780 Like, it's, like, the amazing race, but you're in drag the whole time. 0.99

00:05:10.140 You have to, like, sew, and you have to be funny, and you have to be talented, and you have to be engaging.

00:05:13.460 Yeah.

00:05:13.880 The insider tea, it's not that amazing.

00:05:15.860 No.

00:05:16.220 It's just a race.

00:05:17.560 It's just a race.

00:05:18.640 It's just, like, a regular race.

00:05:19.520 A race for your own life.

00:05:20.560 Yeah.

00:05:22.060 And now you have your own show, podcast, called Give It To Me Straight.

00:05:26.220 How did that come about?

00:05:27.420 Well, like, when I'm on the show, obviously, like I said, I was there very briefly.

00:05:30.920 And, you know, like, they don't get to tell a lot of your story because, you know, it's in, out, quick edit, throw it out there.

00:05:37.040 Yeah.

00:05:37.880 And, like, all the interviews that I've done after the show, it's, like, when are you lip-sing?

00:05:42.480 What goes through your head?

00:05:43.580 What's your favorite lip-sync song?

00:05:44.860 Yeah, I feel you.

00:05:45.680 This episode of Drag Race, how did you feel?

00:05:48.020 And I'm, like, there's so much more than just, like, what's on Drag Race.

00:05:51.280 Yeah.

00:05:51.420 And I don't know.

00:05:51.740 Like, I want to know, like, why did you get into drag?

00:05:54.220 Like, how did you get here?

00:05:55.180 What's your trauma?

00:05:55.960 What's your story?

00:05:56.920 What happened?

00:05:57.940 What's trauma dump?

00:05:58.700 So, yeah.

00:05:59.340 So, I started, like, a little show and just kind of deep diving on queens and other guests.

00:06:04.260 I don't know.

00:06:04.580 Just, like, asking questions.

00:06:05.900 Yeah.

00:06:06.420 Yeah.

00:06:07.000 I love that.

00:06:07.880 I'd love to know, like, what the reaction has been for you personally as far as, like, online or maybe, like, from fans or maybe not fans.

00:06:15.320 Like, as far as being the only cis-hit man to be on Drag Race. 0.56

00:06:18.460 Like, I'd love to know, how are men reacting to that, like, other straight men that hate Drag Race or whatever?

00:06:24.000 I don't know.

00:06:24.660 I don't get a lot of that.

00:06:25.980 It's mostly just, like.

00:06:27.100 Well, I was going to say, if they're watching Drag Race.

00:06:28.840 Yeah.

00:06:29.240 It's mostly.

00:06:29.980 I don't think the straight guys have found out about me yet.

00:06:31.940 They haven't heard.

00:06:32.460 They haven't found you yet?

00:06:33.140 They've heard whispers in the trees, but they haven't.

00:06:35.460 Yeah.

00:06:36.000 It's just rumors.

00:06:37.260 No, it's mostly, like, the girls and the gays. 0.99

00:06:38.700 You know, they went through, like, the stages of grief online and processing.

00:06:42.640 And, you know.

00:06:43.020 Yeah.

00:06:44.100 It's not every day you hear about a cis-hit person on, you know, something like that. 0.69

00:06:48.600 So, it was a learning process for everyone.

00:06:53.780 How has the show been since then?

00:06:55.800 Like, how has it expanded your, like, audience?

00:06:59.260 How have they seen?

00:06:59.860 Do they see you in a different light now?

00:07:01.700 Because they get to hear a little bit more from you.

00:07:03.780 Like, immediately after the show, I started posting a lot more, like, online.

00:07:06.180 Because I was like, well, now I get to, like, just kind of put myself out there.

00:07:08.840 You get that initial, like, runoff audience from being on the show.

00:07:12.800 Yeah.

00:07:12.900 And then it's just kind of what you do after.

00:07:14.300 Totally.

00:07:14.740 Just weaponizing that blue check mark. 0.82

00:07:16.060 Yeah.

00:07:16.340 Just started creating content and putting out the stuff that, like, I want to show people.

00:07:20.300 Yeah.

00:07:20.860 And done little TikToks.

00:07:21.980 And I started the show.

00:07:23.300 And, yeah, since then, it's, like, become, like, overwhelmingly positive.

00:07:26.920 And now I'm just like, oh, okay.

00:07:28.340 So, like, we're overdue for, like, a crash.

00:07:31.220 Because things are going concerningly well right now.

00:07:33.600 Just hang on.

00:07:34.400 You know what I mean?

00:07:34.820 Just enjoy it while it's there.

00:07:36.220 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:07:37.140 That's all that matters.

00:07:38.060 Just hanging out.

00:07:38.760 Just like, oh, let's see what's going to happen next.

00:07:40.260 Like, what's the next thing?

00:07:41.700 Do you ever have to deal with hate?

00:07:43.260 Do you ever get hate?

00:07:44.520 Not anymore.

00:07:45.060 I mean, like, there's, like, occasional comments.

00:07:46.760 Yeah.

00:07:47.100 You know?

00:07:47.480 Like, the worst I get, though, it's, like, any time I post something or someone, like,

00:07:50.840 comments something about, like, sexuality, someone's just like, oh, you actually believe

00:07:55.340 you're straight?

00:07:56.460 Like, oh, yeah, a straight one.

00:07:58.700 Straight.

00:07:59.200 I believe it when I see it type thing.

00:08:01.600 And it's like.

00:08:01.880 Okay. 0.91

00:08:02.560 I go gay. 0.89

00:08:03.500 You're watching me a lot. 0.95

00:08:04.300 Yeah, you want from me.

00:08:05.440 Like, I'm just, I'm just hanging out.

00:08:07.560 Yeah.

00:08:07.720 Okay.

00:08:08.040 Well, like, yeah, sure.

00:08:09.040 I guess we'll see.

00:08:10.060 Like, if anything changes, I'll let you know.

00:08:12.120 I don't know what proof you want.

00:08:13.560 I'm just.

00:08:14.080 I don't know.

00:08:14.740 People are weird.

00:08:15.440 It's all right.

00:08:16.040 They say that to me all the time, too.

00:08:17.480 Mostly just men.

00:08:18.760 But that's just because they hate me.

00:08:20.600 So.

00:08:21.460 Men.

00:08:21.720 Men.

00:08:22.040 For valid reasons.

00:08:23.060 Yeah.

00:08:23.540 Yeah.

00:08:24.080 True.

00:08:24.700 That is very true.

00:08:25.660 I do go in there and I tag.

00:08:27.120 Sometimes when people tell me, they're like, how do I avoid getting hate?

00:08:29.860 Oh, girl, you can't do that.

00:08:31.160 No.

00:08:31.440 I was like, if you're online, let me know if you find out a way to get rid of, to ignore

00:08:36.020 it.

00:08:36.380 Let me know.

00:08:37.220 Like, even like, if, if like Mr. Rogers was a TikTok creator today, there would be like

00:08:41.800 people shitting on him in comments and just being like, he's like too kind. 0.86

00:08:44.780 You know, he's fake. 1.00

00:08:45.520 Yeah.

00:08:45.700 They're like, so there's something off about him.

00:08:47.220 Yeah.

00:08:47.500 That I say that all the time.

00:08:49.040 I always use, do you know who Emily Mariko is?

00:08:51.420 I always use her as an example.

00:08:52.820 She doesn't even talk in her videos.

00:08:54.360 You guys have no idea like what kind of person she is.

00:08:57.480 Cause you can't get it based off her just making little charcuterie boards all the 1.00

00:09:00.900 time.

00:09:01.580 So like when people are like, I don't know, just a bad vibe. 0.98

00:09:04.680 Hey, you're a weirdo.

00:09:05.560 Like you haven't even heard her voice. 0.88

00:09:07.180 That's weird.

00:09:07.500 Yeah.

00:09:07.760 That's weird.

00:09:08.520 Hey, that's really weird to see someone and be like, nah, unless they're like outwardly

00:09:14.000 bigoted.

00:09:14.500 I can't really imagine a world in which that makes a lot of sense to like make up your

00:09:18.320 mind about someone.

00:09:19.400 I just can't imagine just walking through the world with so much just vitriol.

00:09:22.280 You're just like walking through like Walmart and you're just like, mm-mm.

00:09:25.080 Yeah.

00:09:26.200 Just a random stranger. 1.00

00:09:27.180 I got too much shit going on. 1.00

00:09:28.380 Yeah. 0.99

00:09:28.620 I'm too busy.

00:09:29.380 I'm too stressed. 0.97

00:09:30.000 I'm too mentally ill.

00:09:30.800 I can't be focusing on that. 0.85

00:09:32.000 You know what I mean?

00:09:32.540 Like just looking around, looking for someone.

00:09:35.360 Yeah.

00:09:35.520 That's contrary to what people may think about me.

00:09:37.800 I'm too busy self-loathing.

00:09:38.820 I don't have time for you.

00:09:40.260 Trust me.

00:09:40.920 No one's meaner to me than me.

00:09:42.180 Yeah.

00:09:42.340 Okay.

00:09:42.860 Sometimes when they, when they bring that up to me, they're like, are you just like

00:09:45.640 this all the time?

00:09:47.200 No.

00:09:47.660 Cause I don't hang out with people I hate.

00:09:49.300 Yeah.

00:09:49.620 Hope that helps.

00:09:50.700 I'm like, no, I'm, I actually never spend time with men I dislike.

00:09:54.220 So I don't need to be like this.

00:09:56.280 Your vibe attracts your tribe.

00:09:59.280 Exactly.

00:10:00.120 Exactly.

00:10:00.480 And I've always said that, but speaking of comments, right.

00:10:03.580 That brings us to our topic for today.

00:10:05.640 We're going to be talking about, we're unpacking hateful hot takes on YouTube commentary shows.

00:10:10.740 So I've had quite a few men make dissertations about me on YouTube, on YouTube specifically.

00:10:17.960 You're talking to the audience?

00:10:19.040 No.

00:10:19.620 Yeah.

00:10:20.200 On YouTube, especially because I don't really have any sort of presence there, which is 0.99

00:10:25.600 like, to me, smells like a bitch personally. 0.99

00:10:28.820 But that's just because do it on a, do it on a field where we can both come, bro. 0.97

00:10:33.280 Like I'm on, I'm on YouTube, but like, I don't really post anything there, but they,

00:10:38.000 I think also because they can make like 30 minute videos, but.

00:10:41.240 So where do you get the most?

00:10:42.380 Your TikToks?

00:10:43.180 Is that where like it's heaviest?

00:10:45.020 Yeah.

00:10:45.360 I would say it's the most of all.

00:10:47.120 I feel like the TikTok algorithm, like comment wise has gotten worse.

00:10:50.000 Cause when I first started like making content, it was all reaching like my audience or people

00:10:53.300 that might like it.

00:10:54.580 And now I post something and it doesn't get near as much traction. 0.99

00:10:56.820 And then the comments are like, the fuck is this? 0.93

00:10:58.940 I'm like, why did it get shown to you? 0.99

00:11:00.880 Like you got, you got shoved to the other side.

00:11:03.060 They're like, so I was like, are these men or it's like, why did this reach you?

00:11:06.260 I'm like, hashtag drag race. 0.97

00:11:09.780 Like why, why did the fucking Jerry, the good old boy from Alabama get this on his feed? 0.97

00:11:14.200 Well, he knows why that's on his feed. 0.99

00:11:15.940 Wow.

00:11:16.580 He just doesn't want to talk about why that's on his feed.

00:11:19.540 He'd rather blame you and the internet.

00:11:21.980 On TikTok, I always know when someone's talking about me because I'll get like an influx of 1.00

00:11:28.400 a bunch of fucking involuntarily celibate men and they're all in my shit saying shit to 1.00

00:11:35.580 me. 1.00

00:11:35.760 Like, and it's like one after the other.

00:11:37.500 So that's why I'm like, someone's talking about me and then I'll go and look in my mentions

00:11:40.860 and if I can't find it, a lot of times that means they blocked me. 0.80

00:11:43.820 But like, which I think is a bitch move to do too. 1.00

00:11:46.440 Like you're going to talk shit on me. 0.99

00:11:47.540 Like you should at least let me see it. 0.99

00:11:49.340 The hair on your arm raises a little bit.

00:11:51.340 You just go sniffing.

00:11:52.460 You're like, where is it?

00:11:52.780 My ears tingle.

00:11:53.940 Yeah.

00:11:54.140 Like dogs.

00:11:54.980 Yeah.

00:11:55.260 Like literally like dogs, but dogs can sense like tornadoes or something.

00:11:58.180 That's me.

00:11:59.000 Yeah.

00:11:59.280 It's a shift in the air.

00:12:00.620 I'm like, yeah. 1.00

00:12:01.440 Someone's talking shit on me. 1.00

00:12:02.300 It's like when your knee hurts and you get too many. 1.00

00:12:03.920 Like it's going to rain.

00:12:04.560 It's going to rain. 0.99

00:12:05.540 Someone's talking shit about me. 0.99

00:12:06.600 When my left tit hurts, it's going to rain and someone's talking about me. 1.00

00:12:09.680 Yeah.

00:12:10.940 I know.

00:12:11.520 I recently do.

00:12:12.740 I made a video about this because a while ago, have you ever gotten like, I always like

00:12:17.040 to ask to be a little, sometimes I'll get comments that are not hate.

00:12:21.060 Like they're not meant to be hateful.

00:12:22.520 Uh huh.

00:12:23.060 But they're, they're like really backhanded compliments.

00:12:26.400 Yeah.

00:12:26.620 Right.

00:12:27.180 That's something I didn't really experience until people started to like me.

00:12:30.700 Same. 0.99

00:12:31.060 I got cast on the season and it was, it was everyone either saying like, fuck this person 0.99

00:12:36.740 or as people saying, let's give them a chance. 0.99

00:12:38.940 And then like some negativity, like she's not that funny.

00:12:41.280 I don't like her content, this and that.

00:12:42.620 But then the audience started to like me and you started getting all this stuff like,

00:12:45.880 oh my God, I love Maddie.

00:12:47.380 Beautiful little peasant child in a 17th century painting. 0.99

00:12:50.040 I'm like, what the fuck does that mean? 0.97

00:12:51.280 Like these hyper specific, like insults that they're like so adorable. 1.00

00:12:55.300 I'm like, damn, a fan. 0.98

00:12:56.680 I can't tell the way you're talking to me. 0.99

00:12:58.680 You don't sound like a fan.

00:13:00.080 I got one the other day that truly stopped me in my tracks.

00:13:05.600 I have to go look at my photo album.

00:13:06.900 Cause I think I screenshot it just because it really hit me that hard.

00:13:09.780 But I was like, someone was like, it was a long video that I posted. 0.99

00:13:14.440 I was like talking, talking shit. 0.97

00:13:16.180 And someone was, I know this isn't the point of the video, but I just want to say like, 0.99

00:13:20.680 please, in all caps, don't ever change your teeth because they, they, they match you and

00:13:27.480 your bottom teeth have so much character. 0.99

00:13:30.300 Or Hey bitch deleted. 1.00

00:13:32.440 Hey, get off my page. 0.99

00:13:33.760 Hey deleted. 0.94

00:13:34.600 Um, that's really fucking rude. 0.98

00:13:36.200 That's a rude thing to say. 0.99

00:13:37.160 And a hit man is coming to your home. 0.94

00:13:38.380 And actually I sent, um, a bomb strike. 0.90

00:13:40.360 So I hope that's okay with you. 0.88

00:13:41.520 You're actually getting swatted.

00:13:43.320 Actively.

00:13:43.740 Hope it was worth it.

00:13:44.480 Yeah.

00:13:44.620 I truly was like, when I read it, I was like, yeah, um, deleted immediately.

00:13:50.880 Um, said with all the love in the world, deleted.

00:13:52.860 I had one another time where I posted, I think I forget what I posted, but it was like strapless,

00:13:58.220 like a picture or something or a video.

00:14:01.040 And someone messaged me and said, I love your, um, obviously I love your content, big fan,

00:14:06.560 but I also like really like your style.

00:14:09.100 Um, because I've never seen someone who isn't, um, embarrassed of like, uh, cause I also have

00:14:16.540 really big linebacker shoulders and I, I'm so happy that you don't care about that because

00:14:24.700 that makes me want to try strapless stuff.

00:14:27.180 Hey, don't DM this to me.

00:14:29.660 Yeah.

00:14:29.840 This is a thought that should stay in here and should not be shared with the person that

00:14:33.260 you're thinking about.

00:14:35.260 The fans always think they're doing something when they're like, you're so brave.

00:14:37.960 Like don't, don't ever, don't ever use the adjective brave.

00:14:41.160 Hey, don't ever use that to describe me, my body, especially don't you ever use that

00:14:45.940 to describe me.

00:14:46.860 Hey, don't do that.

00:14:47.880 In an interview, I had mentioned that the one time someone said something to me that I 0.91

00:14:51.320 was like, damn, that was kind of good. 0.70

00:14:52.860 Um, they called me like the pot of greed, which is like, and like I, I mentioned it in 0.98

00:14:57.480 interviews.

00:14:57.800 I've like made, I've told the story to make people laugh.

00:15:00.180 It's like, I've said it many times recently. 1.00

00:15:02.400 Some guy was talking shit on me and then I saw videos of him talking shit. 1.00

00:15:06.820 And then I saw people in the comments saying like, Oh, she looks like the pot of greed. 1.00

00:15:11.080 And then I saw someone go, when I saw a man call her pot of greed, I never looked at the

00:15:14.900 same pause right there. 1.00

00:15:16.540 I called myself a fucking pot of greed. 1.00

00:15:18.840 I was like, you bitches are useless. 1.00

00:15:20.860 Now you're taking my insults. 1.00

00:15:22.320 I was talking about myself and I was all, and also that insult was written to me by a

00:15:26.000 Barb Stan account on Twitter.

00:15:27.600 That is not a man.

00:15:29.280 Okay. 0.99

00:15:29.640 And if it is, it's a gay man. 0.94

00:15:31.120 There's no way that a straight man came up with that to make fun of me. 0.94

00:15:34.300 There's probably some barbs in like Tennessee.

00:15:35.580 Yeah.

00:15:36.340 I love NASCAR, beer, and Nicki Minaj.

00:15:39.320 And Nicki Minaj.

00:15:40.340 And that's just me being honest.

00:15:43.900 That's just who I am.

00:15:46.460 So that's what we're going to be unpacking a lot of YouTube commentary. 0.99

00:15:50.140 I'm sure it's some terrible fucking comments. 0.99

00:15:52.080 Okay. 1.00

00:15:52.380 Okay.

00:15:52.580 This video is a popular, ultra-conservative YouTube commentator.

00:15:57.740 Okay.

00:15:58.520 And responding to the TikTok China Girls posting, here's my outfit today that the men are going

00:16:03.020 to hate.

00:16:03.580 And the commentator says, this is yet another way women weirdly pride themselves on being 0.97

00:16:08.700 unappealing to men and pitting the genders against each other.

00:16:13.500 And ooh, the genders, I hate when they say that. 1.00

00:16:16.720 Oh, there's a gender war. 1.00

00:16:18.560 I'm like, what is that?

00:16:20.340 What are you talking about?

00:16:21.280 Well, that's why I do drag.

00:16:22.660 I'm the man on the inside.

00:16:24.020 I'm fighting it.

00:16:25.040 You know, I'm the seal team.

00:16:26.520 The seal team six of the gender wars.

00:16:29.320 That's what the drag queens are. 1.00

00:16:30.660 Well, now you're a Trojan horse. 0.98

00:16:32.420 A Trojan horse.

00:16:33.040 That's your Trojan horse thing inside the world of drag race, right? 1.00

00:16:36.420 Okay. 0.99

00:16:36.800 So this one, it says, men prefer women that dress like this and not like prostitutes. 0.98

00:16:41.740 Okay. 0.86

00:16:42.100 Are you from biblical times?

00:16:43.280 Is that why you talk like that?

00:16:44.160 I don't like, it's like weird.

00:16:45.880 It's like, go back to like the 80s, like Baywatch.

00:16:49.680 And like the 90s, the skimpy outfits, early 2000s, like the Britney Spears, the low cut

00:16:54.180 outfits and the guys were all about it.

00:16:55.960 But then all of a sudden, the gender war started or whatever.

00:17:00.400 And like, there's like this weird conservative mindset where everyone's just like, no, we

00:17:03.960 want good.

00:17:04.960 I want a church girl.

00:17:07.280 It's like, no, like don't try to act like the past.

00:17:10.060 All of a sudden.

00:17:10.800 All of human history didn't happen.

00:17:12.380 All of a sudden you're like, I want a woman who wears a long denim skirt. 1.00

00:17:15.400 Like, no the fuck you don't. 0.99

00:17:16.180 I saw, I saw a tweet recently that was like, all the, they, men want women to dress like 1.00

00:17:23.720 Mennonites nowadays. 1.00

00:17:25.100 Where are the whores at? 1.00

00:17:26.780 And that's what I think too. 0.99

00:17:28.200 I don't care if you want to dress like a Mennonite, but for some reason people care if I want 1.00

00:17:31.280 to dress like a whore. 1.00

00:17:32.000 I feel like, and like, what is dressing like a whore? 1.00

00:17:34.740 It's all relative, isn't it? 0.96

00:17:36.600 Because it's all subjective.

00:17:37.440 Like it's really seen through a biblical lens whenever they deem something to be slutty 0.77

00:17:41.740 or whorish or whatever. 0.97

00:17:42.640 And I feel like dress, not like prostitutes.

00:17:46.000 And the dress code of horse has changed over time.

00:17:47.920 So it's ever shifting.

00:17:49.300 Ever evolving.

00:17:50.000 It's evergreen, if you will.

00:17:51.780 It's constantly changing.

00:17:52.980 You cannot predict it.

00:17:54.420 This next one says, at least that's one way to get women to dress more decent by making 1.00

00:17:58.920 them think it's their idea and a way to get back at men. 1.00

00:18:01.700 I mean, like they went out to the store and bought clothes.

00:18:03.620 Like that is their idea.

00:18:04.780 Like I don't understand.

00:18:05.680 What are you talking about?

00:18:07.080 That's why I'm like, it's, it's truly stripping women of any autonomy at all, including thought.

00:18:11.820 Like, they're like, well, they don't know.

00:18:13.600 They're simultaneously saying that like men don't want to see this and then saying she's

00:18:17.880 dressing for the male gaze.

00:18:19.200 Yeah.

00:18:19.920 Which one is it?

00:18:20.800 There's no one.

00:18:21.340 But if they don't want to see that, then what's the point?

00:18:23.000 Yeah.

00:18:23.220 Well, and also like.

00:18:24.560 Set between a rock and a hard place.

00:18:25.940 What do you do?

00:18:26.220 No, truly.

00:18:26.760 It's just, you can never win either way.

00:18:28.680 This is what they want them to dress as.

00:18:30.220 A good Christian.

00:18:31.080 And if I wore this.

00:18:32.040 Yeah. 1.00

00:18:32.220 They're like, well, I can't see your fucking tits through that thing. 1.00

00:18:35.840 That's like, well, I, yeah, you know what? 1.00

00:18:38.740 They do want them to dress like this.

00:18:40.180 Like a Mennonite. 0.97

00:18:40.860 Yeah. 0.97

00:18:41.160 And the spam can stays on during sex. 0.57

00:18:44.160 Just so you know. 0.55

00:18:45.380 Yeah.

00:18:45.700 This is a reminder that space for God between us at all times.

00:18:49.420 This is the reminder.

00:18:50.360 Yeah.

00:18:50.580 This is my chastity belt.

00:18:51.780 You want to pop this can?

00:18:52.720 Put a ring on it.

00:18:54.420 Yeah.

00:18:54.900 Go ahead and let's get into it.

00:18:56.380 Speaking of. 0.89

00:18:57.600 That's a big ass rock though. 0.90

00:18:58.840 It sure is. 0.89

00:18:59.560 It sure is, Queen.

00:19:00.760 You know what's funny is the episodes that have been going live.

00:19:03.760 Sometimes I'm talking about like one, my now fiance, but I'm saying my boyfriend in the

00:19:07.860 clips and they're like, girl, that's your fiance now.

00:19:11.320 And I was like, I filmed this two months ago.

00:19:13.060 It's okay, Queen.

00:19:13.980 Trust me.

00:19:14.740 Trust me when I say I traded out that title already.

00:19:17.500 Trust me when I say.

00:19:18.820 I always felt so juvenile saying boyfriend, to be honest.

00:19:21.740 It's like at an office when someone else moves in, you like take the little placard off

00:19:24.940 the door and slide in the new one and got the little fiance one. 1.00

00:19:27.660 Exactly.

00:19:28.100 Yeah, it's fiance.

00:19:28.940 Corner office.

00:19:30.100 Switching.

00:19:30.460 Yeah.

00:19:31.260 LLC.

00:19:32.120 LLC.

00:19:32.700 This next one says poisonous animals are usually brightly colored to warn off how toxic they

00:19:38.720 are.

00:19:39.240 This is exactly the same thing.

00:19:41.100 Oh, is this like, is that like talking about, it's the woman in the video have like blue 0.95

00:19:45.120 hair or something?

00:19:46.020 I don't even know.

00:19:46.860 I think she's just wearing bright clothing.

00:19:49.120 Like, and so they're saying like, this is just like poisonous animals.

00:19:52.760 Well, see, that's also not true because snakes are poisonous too, and they're not brightly

00:19:56.920 colored.

00:19:57.420 Not all of them.

00:19:58.300 Yeah.

00:19:58.720 That's me being a Virgo. 1.00

00:19:59.800 Eat that bitch. 1.00

00:20:00.680 Some of the little poisonous snakes are, well, I guess, wait, they're venomous. 1.00

00:20:04.440 Venomous snakes.

00:20:05.300 Yeah, but still, but some things like kind of, there's like some poisonous frogs that 0.98

00:20:08.080 kind of blend into the stuff.

00:20:09.340 So, you know, some girls, they can be poisonous too, no matter how ordinary they are. 1.00

00:20:13.080 And they're blending in. 1.00

00:20:14.140 Some of the worst women I've ever met in my life were plain as fuck. 1.00

00:20:17.600 Yeah. 1.00

00:20:18.840 They blended in with everyone.

00:20:20.540 The snake in the grass is a phrase for a reason.

00:20:22.960 Yeah, exactly.

00:20:24.080 Can't trust them.

00:20:24.840 I also think too that this, well, first of all, the person who made this video, I get

00:20:31.040 compared to her a lot because she stole the name of this show and just added an S on the 1.00

00:20:35.600 end of it. 1.00

00:20:36.500 So she typically talks, she talks a lot of shit about women. 1.00

00:20:39.720 She's, it's a woman actually who talks shit about women and says that when she says women 1.00

00:20:45.400 really weirdly pride themselves on being unappealing to men. 0.99

00:20:48.840 They really be your own people.

00:20:50.300 Right.

00:20:50.660 I find that strange because what's so wrong about, like, sometimes when people are like,

00:20:56.240 when men get mad at me, they'll say things like, oh, like you're just convincing women 0.99

00:21:00.540 to fucking hate men. 0.99

00:21:02.360 First of all, you don't need my help with that. 1.00

00:21:04.020 Second of all, you're going to freak out when you hear about gay people. 1.00

00:21:07.460 Like, like, I, like, I'm not ready for that. 0.57

00:21:09.460 Yeah.

00:21:09.660 No, you guys, you're that general on the front lines.

00:21:11.660 They're like, they're in the background.

00:21:14.060 They're the next way. 0.98

00:21:14.540 If you think I'm mean, you got to meet a gay person. 0.99

00:21:16.240 They are storming the Normandy. 0.88

00:21:17.780 Girl, when I tell you, they are on ground zero.

00:21:21.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:21:21.600 Like, that's what I've said before.

00:21:23.560 I'm like, if you think I'm mean, then I know for a fact you don't know any gay people.

00:21:27.220 No. 0.99

00:21:27.620 Gay people are the meanest people alive as they should be. 1.00

00:21:30.500 That's why those are my people. 1.00

00:21:31.900 Like, we get along so well because I'm a cunt just like they are. 0.98

00:21:34.860 And so whenever they say this, like, oh, some people actually don't want to be desired by men. 0.99

00:21:40.900 And I feel like that thought is, like, mind-blowing to them.

00:21:44.220 It's like whenever I started, like, my show.

00:21:46.680 Because a lot of my show is, like, interviewing people.

00:21:48.600 And I get, like, shady with them.

00:21:49.760 I'm just, like, reading people.

00:21:50.600 Yeah.

00:21:50.780 You know, just insulting people, basically.

00:21:52.500 Yeah.

00:21:52.960 And everyone's like, oh, you can't trust a straight person. 0.98

00:21:55.360 And then I started insulting gay people. 1.00

00:21:56.960 And they're like, she's all right. 0.99

00:22:00.280 That's what they live for.

00:22:01.520 You know?

00:22:01.660 That's like, hello.

00:22:02.480 I was like, that's why I've had so many, obviously, queens on the show, yourself included. 0.99

00:22:07.780 But some of the ones I've had, like, they're some of the meanest bitches alive. 1.00

00:22:11.060 I've had Bob on the show. 0.99

00:22:12.180 I've had Trixie.

00:22:13.140 I've had Bianca Del Rio, who's one of the OGs. 1.00

00:22:15.940 So, like, and that bitch was mean as fuck to me. 1.00

00:22:18.160 And I laughed. 1.00

00:22:19.080 Yeah.

00:22:19.320 Because that's sisterhood. 1.00

00:22:21.420 That's, like, community.

00:22:22.320 That's familia. 0.96

00:22:23.200 That's La Famigla. 0.70

00:22:24.440 Like, we really, we connect on so many levels in that way.

00:22:27.460 But I also think, too, like, when people are not trying to be appealing at all physically to men,

00:22:32.480 what is so wrong?

00:22:33.460 Why do you care?

00:22:34.520 If you don't like her, why do you care?

00:22:36.080 It's so weird.

00:22:36.740 Because, like, they see women in the wild. 0.99

00:22:38.940 And they're just like, that person's dressing for me.

00:22:41.920 I don't like it.

00:22:42.840 It's like, because she's not, she doesn't know you.

00:22:44.660 She's not dressing for you.

00:22:45.660 Exactly.

00:22:45.940 She went to the store.

00:22:46.720 I saw an outfit.

00:22:47.220 She's like, oh, I like this.

00:22:48.100 That's so cute on me.

00:22:49.060 It's crazy.

00:22:49.680 Yeah.

00:22:49.980 It's like, they're not dressing for you.

00:22:51.860 You're not that important.

00:22:52.640 What about you?

00:22:53.000 And, like, the same guys that say that don't dress for women.

00:22:55.760 They're wearing, like, jeans that don't fit. 1.00

00:22:58.100 Yeah, shit. 0.99

00:22:59.440 A shirt that's too small. 0.99

00:23:00.600 Like, the buttons are popping a little bit.

00:23:01.880 No deodorant.

00:23:02.740 Girl.

00:23:03.420 Getting the hair done at sports clips.

00:23:05.000 It's like, but they're like, women are dressing for me. 1.00

00:23:06.820 Like, no the fuck, they are not. 1.00

00:23:08.080 I did a photo shoot recently. 1.00

00:23:10.460 And it was with a bunch of people.

00:23:14.420 And the dress code was, like, black tie.

00:23:17.680 Like, you had to be, like, dressed up really, really nice.

00:23:19.500 Okay.

00:23:19.860 And we were like, okay, cool.

00:23:21.240 And so we go, and, like, I see a lot of my friends there.

00:23:23.440 It was really fun.

00:23:24.180 But then working with someone who I know doesn't like me.

00:23:27.900 Like, I already know he doesn't like me.

00:23:29.140 It's very obvious.

00:23:29.840 He's made it very clear.

00:23:31.120 Caleb.

00:23:31.580 Yeah.

00:23:31.760 Yeah. 1.00

00:23:32.580 I'll kill him, but that's different. 1.00

00:23:34.620 That's a lover's spat that he and I are in the middle of. 1.00

00:23:36.860 But anyways, we were sitting next to this guy.

00:23:40.540 And he, for lack of a better term, stunk badly.

00:23:45.620 And I was thinking to myself, this is a man who hates me and hates everything I stand for. 0.97

00:23:51.120 And he stinks in real life. 0.99

00:23:53.560 He smells awful. 0.99

00:23:54.860 Like, really bad. 0.99

00:23:56.540 And that's not the first person who's told me he stank. 0.93

00:23:59.540 And I've actually known he stank for a while. 0.89

00:24:01.720 And I was thinking to myself, you guys look at someone like him, like men who hate me. 1.00

00:24:05.400 They look at someone like him and someone like me, and they're like, oh, fuck her. 1.00

00:24:08.620 He's so awesome. 1.00

00:24:09.520 And he stinks in real life.

00:24:11.760 Talk about women doing everything for men. 1.00

00:24:13.980 Why don't y'all start doing something for us, like washing your ass? 1.00

00:24:16.600 Why don't you do that first? 0.99

00:24:18.120 Why don't you try, I don't know, the bare minimum?

00:24:19.600 Yeah.

00:24:19.920 Like, I don't know.

00:24:20.720 The only thing he hits more than you is antiperspirant.

00:24:23.040 Girl, soap. 0.98

00:24:24.480 Like, soap, water, anything at all to, like, get rid of. 1.00

00:24:27.880 Febreze, bitch, anything. 1.00

00:24:28.820 Girl, I could smell you through a suit. 1.00

00:24:31.680 You need to go to the hospital.

00:24:32.880 Oh, my gosh.

00:24:33.800 I just know that, like, when you adjust the suit, it just kind of wafts.

00:24:37.260 Yes.

00:24:37.660 Yeah.

00:24:38.120 Actually, yeah.

00:24:38.760 It's funny you say that, because, yeah.

00:24:40.040 And then one of my friends, I had told her that already.

00:24:42.400 And one of my friends told me after, she goes, I thought you were kidding.

00:24:45.540 And I go, I would never joke about that.

00:24:48.280 He takes off his suit.

00:24:49.040 It's like when you unwrap a baked potato and all the steam puffs out.

00:24:52.780 But it's just dank.

00:24:55.760 It's like, I could smell it when I came in.

00:24:57.860 Like, it's like, actually, I actually knew you were here, because I could smell you from

00:25:02.500 a mile away.

00:25:04.120 And one of my friends literally described him as the stinkiest boy alive. 0.82

00:25:08.200 The stinkiest? 0.82

00:25:08.760 Yeah.

00:25:09.020 Like, I brought him up to her once, and she goes, oh, you mean the stinkiest boy alive?

00:25:12.460 And I go, I don't know anything about that, because at the time, I didn't.

00:25:16.640 Now I can confirm the stinkiest boy, at least that I've ever smelled alive.

00:25:20.100 On further investigation?

00:25:21.220 Yeah.

00:25:21.740 Can't confirm.

00:25:22.320 Case closed.

00:25:23.460 It's true.

00:25:24.380 Case closed. 0.98

00:25:25.120 The stinkiest boy alive. 0.97

00:25:26.200 Yeah. 1.00

00:25:26.440 And I'm like, that's a man who literally is like, oh, look at these fucking whores. 1.00

00:25:30.640 Mm-hmm. 1.00

00:25:31.480 And he stinks. 0.98

00:25:32.520 Like, you got bigger problems. 0.99

00:25:33.900 It's the same.

00:25:34.460 It'd really be those people, too. 0.97

00:25:35.920 The ones that, like, stank and can't get any booty. 0.93

00:25:38.740 Yeah.

00:25:38.880 The ones that smell like booty can't get booty. 1.00

00:25:40.600 Yeah.

00:25:40.740 And then they're upset. 1.00

00:25:41.600 All women are whores. 1.00

00:25:42.720 Yeah. 1.00

00:25:43.820 I never, I think the mindset, too, of like, oh, she doesn't want to sleep with me, that whore. 1.00

00:25:48.220 Yeah. 1.00

00:25:48.720 It's so crazy.

00:25:49.900 Y'all really can't win.

00:25:50.920 Yeah, that's what I'm saying. 1.00

00:25:51.880 If she's a whore, she's bad at her job because she doesn't want to fuck you. 1.00

00:25:55.440 I don't know. 1.00

00:25:55.760 I just.

00:25:55.940 So she's actually really bad at her job, so. 0.99

00:25:57.960 I do not envy your existence in this world.

00:26:00.460 Oh, girl. 1.00

00:26:00.720 It's got to suck being a woman. 1.00

00:26:01.700 I get to just, like, cosplay as one for a little bit because to be one. 0.99

00:26:05.560 To walk in the shoes for a little bit.

00:26:06.780 No, I get to wear a stinky tuxedo and everyone's just like, wow, so great.

00:26:09.960 Everyone's going to be like, oh, my God, I love it.

00:26:12.840 You look fantastic.

00:26:15.120 Okay.

00:26:15.480 In this next video, another popular YouTube commentator describes itself as a history and anthropology channel.

00:26:22.800 Are these all comments on your videos?

00:26:24.300 No, these are different videos.

00:26:25.500 Oh, okay.

00:26:25.760 Yeah, these are different videos.

00:26:26.720 They're just applicable.

00:26:29.320 Okay, so it's a history and anthropology channel.

00:26:31.300 That's what it's self-described as.

00:26:33.040 Okay.

00:26:33.620 Argues that most young men today agree that the feminist movement stands for active hatred towards men.

00:26:40.500 And a, quote, utopian push against the fundamental reality of the world.

00:26:46.620 Most men agree? 0.96

00:26:48.540 That's what most men are saying?

00:26:49.980 That's what most.

00:26:51.000 Don't check the numbers, but most.

00:26:53.320 Based on a sample size of five of my friends.

00:26:55.180 Yeah, yeah.

00:26:56.020 Well, all my friends feel that way.

00:26:58.160 How many do you have?

00:26:58.860 Four?

00:26:59.280 Okay.

00:27:00.020 Well, that's not everyone.

00:27:01.320 Nor is it most.

00:27:02.060 It's not even actually close to most.

00:27:04.300 And then utopian push against the fundamental reality of the world.

00:27:09.420 I love, I love when men just put a bunch of words together and they're like, well, that must be true.

00:27:15.460 Because big word.

00:27:16.800 Big word mean true.

00:27:17.900 Big word means smart.

00:27:19.160 Case closed.

00:27:19.960 Big word.

00:27:20.680 Big word say loud.

00:27:21.720 Big word say loud makes sense.

00:27:23.940 Big brain, mini wrinkles.

00:27:25.320 There you go.

00:27:25.980 Yeah.

00:27:26.580 It's like, it's truly utopian push.

00:27:30.720 Okay.

00:27:31.060 Yeah.

00:27:31.320 We really aren't talking about utopian push against reality enough.

00:27:35.560 At that point.

00:27:35.960 Did I say those words right?

00:27:36.660 And you know what?

00:27:37.300 I'm glad someone finally brought it up.

00:27:40.260 Yeah.

00:27:40.800 Hold up on the global warming for a second.

00:27:42.400 Can we please discuss this utopian push against reality?

00:27:45.260 Why is nobody talking about this?

00:27:47.300 Well, men are.

00:27:48.260 All the men are.

00:27:48.800 Yeah, that's right.

00:27:49.300 All of them, actually. 1.00

00:27:50.120 More stupid bitch women need to start talking about it. 1.00

00:27:52.080 Yeah. 1.00

00:27:52.360 But the girls and the gay is like, wake up. 1.00

00:27:53.680 Yeah. 0.95

00:27:53.880 Come on now.

00:27:54.760 Also, utopia is like a perfect society.

00:27:57.800 Yeah.

00:27:58.420 Okay.

00:27:59.540 No, for sure.

00:28:00.380 I think it'd be dystopian.

00:28:01.440 For sure.

00:28:02.680 I don't know.

00:28:02.900 Yeah, dystopian would make more sense. 1.00

00:28:04.800 But they're saying utopian because they're fucking stupid. 1.00

00:28:08.100 I will say, though, until you pointed it out, they sounded good. 1.00

00:28:10.800 All the syllables put together.

00:28:12.980 That's me being a Virgo.

00:28:14.120 They hit me with cognitive dissonance and paradigm shift.

00:28:17.400 I would be like, you know what?

00:28:18.200 You're right.

00:28:19.680 You're right.

00:28:20.180 We didn't go to the moon.

00:28:22.600 We are gender wars. 1.00

00:28:23.640 You're so right.

00:28:24.220 Whatever you say, King.

00:28:25.260 That's how the pipeline starts.

00:28:26.520 There you go.

00:28:27.000 You read something.

00:28:27.520 You sound it out.

00:28:28.260 You have a four syllable word you didn't know before.

00:28:31.020 And all of a sudden, you know, you're Joe Rogan.

00:28:33.780 And then you spawn and you're Grant Cardone.

00:28:35.820 Yeah.

00:28:36.060 It's crazy how that works.

00:28:37.300 You're right.

00:28:37.640 I think they meant to say dystopian, but they said utopian.

00:28:40.600 And utopia is a perfect society.

00:28:42.560 So I don't know why a perfect society would be pushing against something that is not like,

00:28:47.500 obviously, we don't live in that now. 1.00

00:28:48.860 That's fucking stupid. 1.00

00:28:50.000 But that's giving them way too much credit. 1.00

00:28:52.260 Because one time a guy made a hate video about me and he called me irreproachable,

00:28:56.520 which irreproachable means faultless and like beyond criticism.

00:29:01.320 So it's something that's like it's beyond reproach.

00:29:04.520 Right.

00:29:05.040 And I said that in my video.

00:29:06.300 And I was like, I think you meant unapproachable, not irreproachable.

00:29:10.200 It's like he tried to insult you.

00:29:11.120 He ended up courting you.

00:29:12.060 Yeah.

00:29:12.620 So I'm like, you're actually complimenting me.

00:29:14.900 You're actually like, yeah.

00:29:15.820 He's like, my lady.

00:29:18.080 Unreproachable.

00:29:19.220 Would a flower by any other name be just as sweet.

00:29:22.200 Exactly.

00:29:23.300 And I was like, I think you meant unapproachable, not irreproachable.

00:29:26.340 Because irreproachable means you like me.

00:29:28.040 And then he was like, that's besides the point.

00:29:30.360 Yeah. 0.99

00:29:30.500 That's what I fucking thought. 0.99

00:29:31.700 Like you guys start just saying these big, these word salads. 0.99

00:29:34.880 And they like truly believe they're smarter than me because they've said big words in

00:29:39.720 one sentence. 1.00

00:29:40.600 But I tell people to suck my wiener. 1.00

00:29:42.600 And all of a sudden they're like, well, clearly she's an idiot. 1.00

00:29:44.660 I think this is all like a consequence of the no child left behind. 1.00

00:29:48.320 Yeah.

00:29:48.680 From the Bush administration.

00:29:49.840 That's what this is.

00:29:50.580 Some were definitely left behind.

00:29:51.200 Some should have been left behind.

00:29:52.400 Some should have.

00:29:52.880 Some should have repeated a grade.

00:29:54.180 Some should have.

00:29:54.880 Some should have hung out a little bit longer.

00:29:57.120 Until it sunk in, you know.

00:29:58.720 So it really soaked in there.

00:30:01.000 This comment says, they've all been hurt by a man at some point and I've never gotten

00:30:05.080 over it.

00:30:05.780 I mean, that's life. 0.99

00:30:07.020 No shit. 0.99

00:30:07.920 That's everyone. 1.00

00:30:08.660 No shit. 0.97

00:30:09.160 And also, like, I love the idea that, like, you know, something has to happen to me personally 1.00

00:30:15.600 for me to give a shit. 0.99

00:30:17.140 Right. 0.99

00:30:17.660 So, like, obviously I'm not gay.

00:30:19.940 So I've never been hate crimed by homophobic people.

00:30:23.160 But I can still wrap my head around the fact that that's awful.

00:30:26.600 Yeah.

00:30:26.960 And I don't like that.

00:30:28.260 So to hear women, women who have been, like, actually genuinely and violently harmed by

00:30:34.340 men, like, that's not even enough reason for them to believe them. 1.00

00:30:38.060 So, like, what the fuck? 0.99

00:30:39.440 Like, why do you guys act like you believe victims? 1.00

00:30:40.980 You don't.

00:30:41.660 Like, why do you guys act like you care?

00:30:43.400 You don't.

00:30:43.940 Clearly.

00:30:44.640 You know what I'm saying?

00:30:45.500 Well, that stuff doesn't actually happen.

00:30:46.860 That's just the utopian push against reality.

00:30:48.920 That's true.

00:30:49.440 Yeah.

00:30:49.680 That's actually a really good point.

00:30:50.860 Yeah.

00:30:51.120 I wasn't considering the utopia we currently live in.

00:30:54.340 Yeah.

00:30:54.700 I'm being ungrateful, actually.

00:30:56.360 This is Biden's America.

00:30:57.640 Yeah.

00:30:58.060 This next one says, they're communists, too.

00:31:01.540 Oh.

00:31:02.800 Okay.

00:31:04.060 Well.

00:31:05.620 It's, again, like, the word salad and stuff.

00:31:07.680 Like, everything is, like, lumped together in the same category.

00:31:11.340 Like, someone has blue hair.

00:31:12.760 She was hurt by a man.

00:31:14.000 She's a communist.

00:31:15.060 I mean, probably, but not always.

00:31:17.220 Okay.

00:31:17.500 But then if I say that men, like, I'm talking about men being awful, they're like, well,

00:31:23.280 not all of us.

00:31:24.500 Yeah.

00:31:25.200 According to you, it was all of you.

00:31:26.920 Because you just said, all men feel this way.

00:31:29.480 Right?

00:31:30.040 You should have hit them back in the comments, like, you're probably a capitalist.

00:31:33.120 And they'll be like, well, actually, yeah.

00:31:34.800 That's actually.

00:31:35.600 Stop right there.

00:31:36.420 Like, we're talking about.

00:31:37.060 But also, communism, like, the idea of communism and men believing that communism, that's just

00:31:43.520 another thing where they have half of a piece of something.

00:31:47.060 And they're like.

00:31:47.620 It doesn't actually mean anything anymore.

00:31:49.040 No, it really doesn't.

00:31:49.560 Like, the way it's, like, thrown around.

00:31:50.760 It really doesn't.

00:31:51.460 It's like, they're not allowed to say slurs.

00:31:53.560 So, they use words like communism.

00:31:55.120 Like, what?

00:31:57.200 Imagine they're like, oh, I want to call you a slur so bad.

00:32:00.060 Yeah. 0.80

00:32:00.540 Communist.

00:32:00.700 It's like, I don't want to say he has misogynist in the comments, so I'll call you a commie, 0.99

00:32:04.060 question mark.

00:32:05.100 That's funny.

00:32:06.420 Like, I don't know.

00:32:07.380 The, like, the gift of slurs has been taken from them, so they have to find new ways to

00:32:12.140 call people names.

00:32:13.080 That's actually really funny. 0.99

00:32:14.300 One time I made a shit-talking video about a stand-up comedian I do not like at all. 0.98

00:32:19.500 And, like, someone was saying, oh, you guys can't. 0.98

00:32:22.260 We just can't joke about anything these days.

00:32:24.640 Everyone's so sensitive.

00:32:26.200 And I said, that never stops you.

00:32:28.860 I don't know where they get that from.

00:32:30.640 Like, they're like, oh, we can't say anything.

00:32:32.000 According to who?

00:32:33.420 You're still doing it.

00:32:35.500 Clearly, we haven't stopped you.

00:32:36.960 It's like all the news stories.

00:32:37.920 Like, Dave Chappelle got canceled.

00:32:39.240 They canceled Dave Chappelle.

00:32:40.440 I was like, between which of his Netflix stand-ups?

00:32:42.560 That's what I'm like, where?

00:32:44.260 I don't know. 0.98

00:32:44.880 Literally fucking where? 0.98

00:32:45.820 It has not stopped you at all. 0.99

00:32:48.380 You just, like, don't want to hear, like, hey, that's fucked up. 0.98

00:32:51.040 Okay. 0.99

00:32:51.500 Yeah.

00:32:51.760 Well, that's a personal thing.

00:32:52.640 That has nothing to do.

00:32:53.300 And even then, with that, too, like, all that bigotry within stand-up comedy, and they're

00:32:58.020 like, oh, you can't joke about anything.

00:32:59.420 I've even told people, too, I'm like, have you guys ever, you guys don't give marginalized

00:33:03.260 people any credit.

00:33:04.560 Because some of us have heard jokes like that before, believe it or not. 0.99

00:33:10.060 Like, you think I've never heard a, like, I'm going to beat this shit out of a woman 1.00

00:33:13.940 joke? 1.00

00:33:14.340 You think I've never heard that shit? 1.00

00:33:15.560 Yeah. 1.00

00:33:16.040 It just isn't funny.

00:33:17.120 Like, I don't know why that's illegal to say.

00:33:18.860 But, like, they're like, oh, you're probably just offended. 0.94

00:33:21.180 Or it just sucked. 0.82

00:33:22.060 It's not a funny joke. 0.97

00:33:24.420 Like, it's not. 0.98

00:33:24.800 It's just, like, it's also, like, give me a little fucking credit. 0.99

00:33:27.780 That's why drag queens, too, are, like, masters of hearing, like, of hearing hateful shit and 1.00

00:33:33.840 still being able to be like, okay, my turn to joke about you. 0.99

00:33:37.720 My turn.

00:33:38.780 So, like, I was like, they don't care.

00:33:40.320 I feel like I was, like, been going crazy, like, like, watching stand-up stuff.

00:33:44.320 Because, like, all stand-up is just, like, so unfunny.

00:33:47.720 Like, all the stand-up clips I see online, like, watching, like, all, like, the Kill

00:33:51.720 Tony, like, stand-up things.

00:33:52.880 Yeah.

00:33:53.020 It's, like, these aspiring comedians.

00:33:54.700 And, like, half of them walk up and they're opening online and they're like, y'all ever notice

00:33:59.340 that Mexican people are, like, so, like, trans people.

00:34:02.660 It's, like, that's your opening.

00:34:03.520 That's, like.

00:34:04.360 Every time.

00:34:05.180 It's, like, every time.

00:34:06.220 Yeah.

00:34:06.480 It's boring.

00:34:06.860 It's the same joke.

00:34:07.560 Like, why is that, like, the go-to?

00:34:09.500 And you know what's crazy, too, is when people do make jokes at the expense of other, of

00:34:14.800 people who are not used to being joked about.

00:34:16.680 So, like, straight white people.

00:34:17.960 Right.

00:34:19.220 Sometimes they're like, I don't know.

00:34:20.600 It's just, like, you're talking about us so much.

00:34:22.380 And I'm like, they do it.

00:34:24.160 You do it all the time.

00:34:25.360 It's just, it's another one of those you can never win.

00:34:27.960 It's, like, you love to tell jokes, but you can't take them.

00:34:31.120 That's what I'm like.

00:34:32.180 You think trans people aren't used to being joked about?

00:34:33.880 Of course they are.

00:34:34.680 You think gay people aren't used to being joked about? 0.69

00:34:35.820 Of course they are.

00:34:36.860 But if you're going to do it, you should do it well.

00:34:39.860 Yeah.

00:34:40.080 I think because they sat around, like, the lunchroom in high school making jokes about

00:34:43.240 trans people, they're like, and their friends laughed.

00:34:45.020 Like, this is peak comedy.

00:34:45.940 I need to take this on the road.

00:34:47.340 I need to work out a set.

00:34:48.640 I should start workshopping this.

00:34:50.280 Yeah.

00:34:51.000 No, for real.

00:34:52.380 They tell one fat joke, and they're like, I should quit my job.

00:34:55.500 And I should start.

00:34:56.460 It's never, like, a new joke, though.

00:34:57.960 No, I know.

00:34:58.320 It's, like, the same one.

00:34:59.500 It's so boring.

00:35:00.480 That's, like, one of the most commonly asked questions I get in interviews is, like, if I've ever gotten

00:35:06.280 anything that really stuck with me, which is why the pot of greed thing has been in many of my

00:35:10.040 interviews, because it's the only one I've ever gotten.

00:35:12.680 But I always tell people, no. 0.98

00:35:14.100 Like, the shit's not, it's never unique. 0.99

00:35:16.540 Yeah. 1.00

00:35:16.920 It's always fat and ugly. 0.99

00:35:18.080 Like, that's, it's a variation of fat and ugly. 0.99

00:35:21.160 But when I tell someone that they look like they sell knives door to door, all of a sudden 0.94

00:35:25.040 I'm the meanest person alive.

00:35:27.000 I'm like, I, I, you made a comment about me.

00:35:29.760 I made a comment about you. 0.98

00:35:30.900 Like, I don't understand what the fucking problem is now that we were having fun. 0.98

00:35:35.000 Well, they also, like, don't like whenever they get outmatched in a battle of wits. 0.99

00:35:40.100 Yeah.

00:35:40.620 Like, in their leg, in the comment, they're like, you are overweight.

00:35:43.520 I mean, they're like, I think they did something, like, click.

00:35:46.080 Like, got them.

00:35:47.460 Yeah.

00:35:47.780 Like, I don't know.

00:35:48.520 Good luck coming back from that one.

00:35:50.260 Yeah.

00:35:50.960 And they always say, and they almost always especially say it to women, I feel like, 0.72

00:35:54.700 because they believe that women are vapid.

00:35:57.560 So they're like, oh, well, that's the meanest thing you could ever say is call someone undesirable. 1.00

00:36:01.840 Like, a woman say, like, I would never fuck you. 1.00

00:36:03.940 Okay. 1.00

00:36:04.920 I would never fuck you. 1.00

00:36:05.960 So now what? 1.00

00:36:06.760 Like, I'm glad we are on the same terms.

00:36:08.160 Yeah.

00:36:08.200 Like, honestly, we have a lot in common.

00:36:09.520 We should probably be friends.

00:36:10.680 We'll probably be on the same page.

00:36:11.700 Yeah.

00:36:12.000 Got that out of the way.

00:36:12.980 So we didn't have to address the awkwardness later.

00:36:16.000 We're just not compatible.

00:36:17.320 And that's okay. 1.00

00:36:17.480 I responded to someone when he's like, I would never fuck this woman, some shit like that. 1.00

00:36:20.960 And I said, okay, well, thank God, because look at you. 1.00

00:36:24.040 Yeah.

00:36:24.560 Oh, no. 1.00

00:36:25.900 The guy who looks like the little dinosaur from Barney doesn't want to fuck me. 1.00

00:36:29.320 I don't give a shit. 1.00

00:36:30.240 The women are, like, in shambles right now. 1.00

00:36:32.280 Oh, God.

00:36:32.420 We lost another one.

00:36:33.700 Oh, God.

00:36:34.260 They're all, like, midsummer on the floor crying together because they lost a prime alpha specimen.

00:36:39.960 Oh, no.

00:36:40.640 I'm going to have to journal about this later. 1.00

00:36:42.200 I don't give a shit. 1.00

00:36:43.480 I don't fucking care. 1.00

00:36:45.100 And I've said that before, like, that attitude of, like, I don't, like, of these kinds of misogynistic men online. 1.00

00:36:50.600 They're, like, I don't want to fuck you, but I can't believe you don't want to fuck me. 1.00

00:36:54.560 Why? 1.00

00:36:55.180 Sometimes I'll always say, okay, twin.

00:36:56.820 It's the goal of people thinking they're a catch, but without being able to say, like, what they offer to the table.

00:37:02.280 Yeah.

00:37:02.520 Because it's, like, you don't have, like, the best looks.

00:37:04.780 You don't bathe. 0.98

00:37:05.460 You don't dress nice.

00:37:06.340 You don't have money.

00:37:07.160 And you're not nice.

00:37:08.380 You're not nice.

00:37:09.000 On top of that, you're not a nice person, so.

00:37:11.660 I don't know.

00:37:12.060 It's, like, they're, like, why do women not like me?

00:37:14.680 It's, like, well, for one, you don't like women.

00:37:16.540 So there's that.

00:37:17.780 I would start there.

00:37:18.500 Let's unpack that.

00:37:19.280 Let's start from the beginning.

00:37:20.920 Let's get to the head of the snake and work, you know.

00:37:23.000 Yeah.

00:37:23.280 Let's start from the top and work all the way down. 0.98

00:37:25.600 Even when I've talked to men who, like, believe that they are, like, very good looking for whatever fucking reason, right? 0.95

00:37:33.140 Because I personally can't see that. 0.98

00:37:34.800 But I've even told them, I'm, like, if you allegedly look wonderful and you're tall and you're in shape and you have a lot of money and you still can't get a bitch, the list is actually a lot shorter than it's you. 1.00

00:37:48.200 Like, it's your personality. 0.96

00:37:49.540 It's, like, everything that is.

00:37:50.680 There's a common denominator.

00:37:51.300 It's everything you can't see, which is the essence of you.

00:37:54.100 It's off-putting and upsetting.

00:37:56.000 And you are taxing to be around.

00:37:57.720 That's probably why. 0.98

00:37:59.040 I've said that to a man before, and he spun the fuck out. 0.99

00:38:01.560 He was, like, you don't even fucking know me. 0.99

00:38:03.540 You don't even. 1.00

00:38:04.920 You called me a fat, ugly bitch on the internet. 1.00

00:38:07.060 Like, that's. 1.00

00:38:07.360 And he hit you with, like, the Yu-Gi-Oh trap car. 0.99

00:38:09.680 Like, you're fat. 0.99

00:38:11.200 Yeah. 1.00

00:38:11.500 And then I pulled out a gun.

00:38:14.020 And then what?

00:38:14.620 Oh.

00:38:15.080 Yeah.

00:38:15.320 So then what?

00:38:16.940 And that's, when I said that to him, he.

00:38:18.500 I thought you went to Yu-Gi-Oh duel right there.

00:38:20.360 Yeah.

00:38:20.540 You just.

00:38:21.160 Yeah.

00:38:21.340 A gun works for me every time.

00:38:22.560 I waste some time with the cards.

00:38:23.600 Let's just.

00:38:24.640 Let's get the brass tacks. 0.99

00:38:25.700 I start losing.

00:38:26.620 I pull out a gun.

00:38:27.280 Yeah.

00:38:28.320 And that's the takeaway.

00:38:29.420 In life, just when in doubt, you know, Second Amendment right.

00:38:33.180 Yeah.

00:38:33.340 There you go.

00:38:34.000 The right to bear arms.

00:38:35.480 Yeah.

00:38:35.920 And it's just my nuts.

00:38:37.280 And do.

00:38:37.500 It's just me grabbing my nuts.

00:38:40.620 Keep that thing on me. 1.00

00:38:41.400 My motherfucking thing. 0.99

00:38:42.400 I keep it on me at all times. 1.00

00:38:44.440 Okay.

00:38:44.720 This last comment says, calorie reduction, proper diet, some physical fitness solves 90% of their problems.

00:38:53.600 I'm assuming fat women. 1.00

00:38:56.200 Because obviously that's why they're not with. 0.98

00:38:58.220 Dude.

00:38:58.480 And if you could see this man.

00:39:00.240 I'll show.

00:39:00.660 I'll show Maddie.

00:39:01.440 But.

00:39:02.060 Because I can't show y'all.

00:39:03.220 But.

00:39:04.380 Can you see that?

00:39:05.520 It always is, though, isn't it?

00:39:06.740 Yeah.

00:39:06.960 That's what he looks like.

00:39:07.680 I will say, I did not expect someone like that to be able to spell reduction.

00:39:10.480 So.

00:39:11.040 It was awesome.

00:39:11.720 So.

00:39:12.480 I'll give you.

00:39:12.940 You ate that one little thing.

00:39:14.580 It's so wicked.

00:39:15.500 It's guys like that, too.

00:39:16.540 It's always like.

00:39:17.100 And he's clearly driving a truck topless.

00:39:19.080 Yeah.

00:39:19.460 So that.

00:39:20.220 It's always like.

00:39:21.000 Yeah.

00:39:21.280 The shirtless guy with Oakley sunglasses and like a hat.

00:39:24.220 Like looking slightly down.

00:39:25.460 Like a slightly.

00:39:26.100 A look upward.

00:39:27.900 Phone picture.

00:39:28.780 Profile picture.

00:39:29.080 They can never take a picture to save their life.

00:39:30.520 It's always the same.

00:39:31.420 Yeah. 1.00

00:39:31.740 It's the same bitch. 1.00

00:39:32.460 It's that same person that like. 1.00

00:39:34.200 Hates women. 1.00

00:39:35.380 Yeah. 1.00

00:39:35.620 Hates like the liberals. 0.90

00:39:36.560 All that.

00:39:37.180 But then they're in like my inbox with little wave emojis.

00:39:41.040 I know.

00:39:41.680 Like.

00:39:42.340 Hey.

00:39:42.920 Hey, pretty lady. 1.00

00:39:45.280 And you're like.

00:39:46.120 Uh oh.

00:39:46.920 You got a.

00:39:47.360 Honey, you got a big storm coming.

00:39:49.320 No.

00:39:49.560 Like a thousand percent.

00:39:50.300 Like whenever I was like doing like drag in Arkansas and everything.

00:39:52.960 Like people like that.

00:39:53.660 That's what the inbox looks like.

00:39:54.880 You know.

00:39:55.180 Really?

00:39:55.680 Yeah.

00:39:56.460 Yeah.

00:39:56.740 All like the faces.

00:39:57.660 That's true.

00:39:58.060 A lot of my drag friends have told me that.

00:39:59.820 They've all said like.

00:40:00.740 You'd be shocked that like.

00:40:01.640 It's the same people.

00:40:02.400 It's the manliest men.

00:40:04.040 Yeah.

00:40:05.240 Whatever that means. 0.97

00:40:06.760 It's like they hate women. 0.94

00:40:07.740 They're in other.

00:40:08.240 You know.

00:40:08.560 Other people's inboxes.

00:40:09.920 Like.

00:40:10.140 Yeah.

00:40:10.300 Because they're.

00:40:10.980 They're feeling some type of way.

00:40:12.440 And I'm not one of those people that says like.

00:40:13.960 Oh.

00:40:14.120 Anyone that's like homophobic. 0.99

00:40:16.060 Or hates women is secretly gay. 0.99

00:40:17.840 I'm like. 0.97

00:40:18.060 I'm not saying that.

00:40:18.880 Yeah.

00:40:19.720 But a lot of times.

00:40:21.960 But most of the time.

00:40:22.900 But a nine times out of ten.

00:40:23.920 I don't know.

00:40:24.500 Yeah.

00:40:24.740 You know what I'm saying.

00:40:25.400 No.

00:40:25.660 I agree with you.

00:40:26.280 I agree with you totally.

00:40:27.020 Because I.

00:40:27.320 I don't like saying that either.

00:40:29.100 Because I feel like that.

00:40:32.140 You know.

00:40:32.620 Sometimes that takes the severity out of it.

00:40:35.620 And almost like.

00:40:36.220 It almost gives them a pass.

00:40:37.260 Because they're like.

00:40:37.900 Oh.

00:40:38.020 Well they haven't confronted it yet.

00:40:39.220 So I get what you're saying.

00:40:40.280 Because I don't like saying that either.

00:40:41.420 Like.

00:40:41.600 Oh.

00:40:41.660 Will they automatically. 0.99

00:40:42.740 That they must be gay. 1.00

00:40:44.400 Although. 0.71

00:40:45.700 Many times.

00:40:46.500 It does end up being true.

00:40:48.140 I don't like to lean on that either.

00:40:49.980 But like.

00:40:50.720 It is shocking to see what they look like.

00:40:52.980 Yeah.

00:40:53.500 Especially because I have a lot of friends who are dolls too.

00:40:55.780 So a lot of my doll friends are always like.

00:40:57.960 You would be shocked.

00:40:58.680 At the men who. 1.00

00:41:00.020 Who hit me up in secret and shit. 0.99

00:41:01.660 And I'm like. 0.99

00:41:01.940 I believe you.

00:41:02.800 Because.

00:41:03.760 And that's.

00:41:04.300 The cruelest irony of all of that.

00:41:06.880 Is that.

00:41:07.840 It is a byproduct of the patriarchy.

00:41:10.860 And of misogyny.

00:41:11.740 That is why they act that way towards people like us.

00:41:14.760 And that's why they secretly hit up people like my friends.

00:41:17.440 Yeah.

00:41:17.760 Because they are so entrapped by their toxic masculinity. 0.83

00:41:21.120 They like.

00:41:21.680 Don't know how to process it in any way.

00:41:23.140 So they're just violent towards everybody.

00:41:24.840 Yeah.

00:41:25.220 Which like. 0.99

00:41:25.740 Not my fucking problem. 0.99

00:41:27.040 Like. 1.00

00:41:27.460 You deal with that.

00:41:28.400 If you're having that problem.

00:41:29.420 But.

00:41:30.360 I'm like.

00:41:30.740 It's just.

00:41:31.180 It's cruel and ironic.

00:41:32.300 Because if they fought the fight with me.

00:41:35.040 You could be freed from those shackles, girl.

00:41:37.980 See.

00:41:38.400 It's.

00:41:38.620 You could be freed.

00:41:40.140 It's.

00:41:40.560 You know.

00:41:40.860 Communist women's utopia. 1.00

00:41:42.180 We're just living in it.

00:41:42.920 We're just trying to get by.

00:41:44.400 But though like.

00:41:45.180 I try.

00:41:45.700 Like.

00:41:45.840 Men's like. 1.00

00:41:47.480 Relationship with women.

00:41:49.100 And their attraction to them.

00:41:50.580 Or lack thereof.

00:41:51.380 Yeah.

00:41:51.520 Like.

00:41:51.540 Even like a lot of that is like.

00:41:53.300 So performative of men for other men.

00:41:55.420 I know.

00:41:56.000 Like.

00:41:56.020 They want an attractive woman to show off to like. 0.98

00:41:58.600 Other men.

00:41:59.480 Yeah.

00:41:59.840 Yeah.

00:41:59.960 And.

00:42:00.300 I don't know.

00:42:00.760 It's so weird like.

00:42:01.580 And like people saying like.

00:42:02.500 Oh.

00:42:02.880 The girl with blue hair.

00:42:04.040 Some communist.

00:42:04.960 Some freak of nature.

00:42:06.720 Yeah.

00:42:06.840 But like.

00:42:07.680 If they weren't worried about what their guy friends would say.

00:42:09.540 They would 100% be in the DM.

00:42:10.980 They probably already are.

00:42:12.020 Period.

00:42:12.660 Amen.

00:42:12.900 No for real.

00:42:14.100 They do that to fat women all the time too. 1.00

00:42:15.460 Like whenever I talk with. 0.99

00:42:16.860 With women who are fat. 1.00

00:42:18.120 And they love me. 0.96

00:42:18.580 Because I.

00:42:18.960 I defend fat people all the time online.

00:42:21.460 And like.

00:42:22.200 Fat phobia is another.

00:42:23.200 One of their many party tricks.

00:42:24.620 That they love to pull out.

00:42:25.960 And they're like.

00:42:27.040 A man who acts like. 1.00

00:42:27.960 They love a fat bitch. 1.00

00:42:29.000 Like. 1.00

00:42:29.200 They're like. 1.00

00:42:29.540 They are constantly trying to have sex with fat women. 1.00

00:42:31.580 They just are. 1.00

00:42:32.600 Ashamed. 1.00

00:42:33.100 For whatever fucking reason. 0.99

00:42:34.820 And so outwardly. 1.00

00:42:35.800 They're fucking awful to them. 0.99

00:42:36.980 But. 1.00

00:42:37.560 Internally behind closed doors.

00:42:38.640 It's a much different story.

00:42:39.960 It's the same thing with like.

00:42:41.720 Homophobic.

00:42:42.360 Homophobic. 0.95

00:42:42.760 Homophobic people. 0.91

00:42:43.080 Transphobic people. 0.99

00:42:44.060 Misogynist people. 0.91

00:42:45.100 Down the line.

00:42:45.800 Oh it's.

00:42:46.360 It's once you.

00:42:47.220 Again like with me doing drag.

00:42:48.620 Yeah.

00:42:48.720 It's like once you unshackle yourself.

00:42:50.780 Hello.

00:42:51.700 From the false prison.

00:42:54.780 The false utopian.

00:42:56.260 Of like.

00:42:56.680 Of masculinity.

00:42:57.880 Yeah. 1.00

00:42:58.320 Whatever the fuck. 0.99

00:42:59.120 Which is really just like. 0.99

00:43:00.120 Stop worrying about what other guys are thinking of you.

00:43:02.620 Like.

00:43:02.840 See.

00:43:03.540 Isn't it crazy how simple that is? 0.95

00:43:04.840 Women don't care. 1.00

00:43:05.420 No they don't. 0.99

00:43:06.000 Women do not care. 1.00

00:43:06.900 Like. 0.86

00:43:07.640 Like.

00:43:08.220 Like me doing drag.

00:43:09.580 Yeah.

00:43:09.740 I've had so many women. 1.00

00:43:11.060 Like in my inbox.

00:43:12.020 Or like out of the clubs and stuff like that.

00:43:13.660 Coming and approaching me.

00:43:14.440 Just because it's like.

00:43:15.060 Oh you're not like other guys I know.

00:43:16.340 It's so interesting.

00:43:17.080 Yeah.

00:43:17.380 And we have a lot in common.

00:43:18.360 You smell good.

00:43:18.900 That's so crazy.

00:43:19.660 Yeah.

00:43:19.840 That's crazy.

00:43:20.620 You don't stink through your suit.

00:43:21.840 Yeah.

00:43:22.240 Oh my god.

00:43:22.640 I'm so into you.

00:43:23.400 There is not a woman out there.

00:43:24.920 That smells a guy walking by dressed in full camo. 0.99

00:43:27.080 Smelling like deer piss.

00:43:28.040 And being like.

00:43:28.500 Well there's a man.

00:43:29.480 Well that.

00:43:29.900 Hubba hubba.

00:43:30.620 Is my kind of.

00:43:31.480 Slice me off a. 0.98

00:43:32.080 Awooga.

00:43:32.820 Awooga.

00:43:33.340 Slice me off a piece of that. 0.70

00:43:35.020 Like no.

00:43:36.020 It's.

00:43:36.400 I'm not saying that like.

00:43:37.440 Oh if you start wearing dresses.

00:43:38.620 Women will like you more.

00:43:39.480 But like.

00:43:39.780 No.

00:43:40.220 If you stop like.

00:43:41.620 Living for other men. 1.00

00:43:43.100 Girl.

00:43:43.600 Like women will approach you more. 1.00

00:43:45.200 Like.

00:43:45.520 And it's shocking to hear isn't it.

00:43:47.400 I was like.

00:43:47.860 There are so many men who.

00:43:49.860 Don't fit into whatever they're like.

00:43:52.200 Like you said.

00:43:53.080 This box idea they have.

00:43:54.620 This extremely limiting idea they have of masculinity.

00:43:57.120 And what it looks like to be a man.

00:43:59.000 Act like a man.

00:43:59.540 Look like a man.

00:43:59.940 Whatever.

00:44:00.840 There are so many men who don't fall into those umbrellas. 0.98

00:44:04.200 And they are drowning in puss. 0.85

00:44:06.100 I don't know how else to tell everyone that. 0.69

00:44:08.260 Look at how Timothee Chalamet is built.

00:44:10.260 He's built like Jack Skellington. 0.97

00:44:11.800 And he's drowning in puss. 0.94

00:44:13.320 Yeah. 0.97

00:44:13.660 He doesn't. 1.00

00:44:14.200 He cries and shit. 1.00

00:44:15.760 It's a femme boy summer. 1.00

00:44:16.660 Girl.

00:44:16.960 You know how many men who don't look like what they perceive to be a man. 1.00

00:44:21.300 Or whatever the fuck. 1.00

00:44:22.400 And they are fighting the bitches off with a stick. 1.00

00:44:25.320 Like if you just get out of your own way. 1.00

00:44:27.260 And stop being awful.

00:44:28.400 And learn to ask women about their hobbies.

00:44:30.680 And listen to the answer.

00:44:32.240 You would be shocked how many women would be like. 1.00

00:44:34.260 Oh my god I love you.

00:44:35.240 Oh my god I'm so in love with you.

00:44:36.780 It's crazy.

00:44:37.660 They're like trying to figure out the secret of women. 1.00

00:44:39.540 Like women are an ocean. 1.00

00:44:42.360 I'm drowning in them. 0.98

00:44:44.960 Period.

00:44:45.720 You and me both.

00:44:46.360 Then I don't even like women. 1.00

00:44:47.480 I know. 1.00

00:44:48.000 So that's why you and me fucking both. 0.99

00:44:49.820 Thank god. 0.99

00:44:50.580 If I ever jump trains.

00:44:51.640 Pulling them.

00:44:52.120 Girl if I ever jump ship. 0.99

00:44:53.760 It's over. 0.97

00:44:54.400 I'd be drowning in puss. 0.97

00:44:55.520 It's over. 0.98

00:44:56.040 Oh my god.

00:44:56.580 When you and your fiance are out at the bar poaching together.

00:44:59.260 It's over.

00:44:59.680 It's done.

00:45:01.160 Yeah. 0.99

00:45:01.460 We've been propositioned as a fucking like. 0.99

00:45:03.740 They're like you guys need a third. 0.99

00:45:05.080 I get asked that all the time.

00:45:06.120 By men, women, and anyone in between.

00:45:08.840 Mostly women. 1.00

00:45:09.520 You got people going home Googling where is Polynesia.

00:45:13.180 Because I'm Polynesia.

00:45:16.560 I had a girl make a video once. 1.00

00:45:18.200 She was like saying she was going to go to Samoa to find someone who looks like my man.

00:45:22.180 Or Jason Momoa.

00:45:23.240 And I was like well Jason Momoa is not Samoan so you won't find him there.

00:45:27.160 And I was like but girl just go to Long Beach.

00:45:28.660 There's a bunch of us over there.

00:45:30.080 You don't need to go to Samoa.

00:45:31.120 Just go to Oceanside.

00:45:32.500 There's a whole bunch of us over there.

00:45:34.200 Long Beach.

00:45:34.820 You have like your native lands.

00:45:36.780 Do you have my native lands?

00:45:38.000 It's the outskirts of LA.

00:45:39.340 I feel like yeah like you said it's it's it's actually so.

00:45:43.200 And that's going to lead me to my next question for you.

00:45:45.500 Because what you said is so true.

00:45:47.400 It's like once you free yourself from this idea that you have to appeal to men constantly. 0.99

00:45:53.400 And who gives a fuck about women. 0.99

00:45:54.760 Yeah. 0.99

00:45:55.020 Like first of all the world opens up to you just in terms of opportunity.

00:45:58.080 I mean look what you're doing now which is incredible.

00:45:59.680 And it is an art form which I think is fantastic that you're pursuing it so openly.

00:46:06.280 And so honestly I think that's wonderful.

00:46:08.320 And I truly. 0.99

00:46:09.140 Sincerely take compliments as a fucking sunflower. 0.99

00:46:11.560 And I'm a spam can. 0.99

00:46:12.780 Yeah.

00:46:13.200 I know and we were just talking about my nuts.

00:46:15.220 So it's a real roller coaster ride on my episode.

00:46:17.500 This is what therapy looks like.

00:46:18.860 Conservatives.

00:46:19.740 This is what it is.

00:46:20.520 This is what they're doing. 0.98

00:46:21.120 This is the gay agenda. 1.00

00:46:21.740 Behind closed doors. 0.97

00:46:23.060 This is what it is. 0.99

00:46:23.620 This is the gay agenda. 1.00

00:46:24.380 It's working on us.

00:46:24.840 The gender wars don't happen on the ground. 1.00

00:46:26.340 It happens in closed board rooms.

00:46:27.460 It happens right in front of your face.

00:46:29.060 Yeah.

00:46:29.360 Right in front of your nose.

00:46:30.800 But I do want to commend you for being so open and honest about that because I feel

00:46:35.540 like it's so important that cis straight men too also talk about this stuff.

00:46:41.100 And you are also doing drag at the same time.

00:46:43.600 It's a beautiful thing.

00:46:44.500 So I'm curious like what would you say is like your best piece of advice for men who

00:46:49.900 are maybe like on the fence or maybe they're like I want to pursue this but I don't want

00:46:53.940 to pursue it in a certain way.

00:46:55.680 Whether it's drag.

00:46:56.480 Whether it's makeup.

00:46:57.140 Like have you ever seen straight men do makeup?

00:46:58.380 Like I've seen that on TikTok all the time.

00:47:00.380 And they're just doing a little cover up or whatever.

00:47:02.360 Like you know anything outside of what is perceived to be masculine pursuing that kind

00:47:07.480 of like or interest.

00:47:09.120 What would you say is your best piece of advice for men who are like maybe struggling

00:47:12.840 with that?

00:47:13.140 Literally just do it.

00:47:14.240 Like life is so short.

00:47:15.980 Right.

00:47:16.300 I think like it's really morbid but like a big thing that opened my eyes was like having

00:47:23.220 like some deaths in the family or something and then going to like funerals and like seeing

00:47:26.600 like fields of like gravestones.

00:47:29.440 And each one of those people is like someone that lived like a full life.

00:47:33.340 Yeah.

00:47:33.480 Probably like so many regrets and stuff they didn't do.

00:47:35.480 And it's like why are you like you get one chance of this. 0.99

00:47:39.320 Like just fucking do it. 0.99

00:47:40.160 It doesn't matter. 1.00

00:47:41.000 Yeah.

00:47:41.260 I think all these people you're worried about like what they're going to think of you.

00:47:43.960 Like why do you care about their opinion?

00:47:47.760 Especially like with things of like with women and stuff.

00:47:51.520 Totally.

00:47:51.760 Like why do you care about what some random guy thinks about your interactions with women?

00:47:56.180 Yeah.

00:47:56.320 Your private interaction with women.

00:47:58.060 Yeah.

00:47:58.360 Or like what kind of women you're into. 0.87

00:47:59.960 Yeah.

00:48:00.560 Why are you going to like literally just live for yourself?

00:48:03.620 Like it's not that serious.

00:48:04.900 Period.

00:48:06.100 I love that.

00:48:06.640 It's not that serious.

00:48:07.700 And like.

00:48:08.180 You know what?

00:48:08.820 And you might be thinking like oh I'm not going to get a bunch of like tattoos and dye

00:48:12.140 my hair blue because then I'll only attract goth girls that I'm not into.

00:48:15.960 Which first of all you're sleeping on goth girls. 0.99

00:48:17.840 If that is the case.

00:48:19.000 That's your first mistake.

00:48:19.960 Girl.

00:48:20.280 But second of like again like me in drag going out or being out of drag and people knowing

00:48:24.620 that I do drag.

00:48:25.340 Yeah.

00:48:26.160 There's like a lot of like those like hometown small town conservative girls little you know 1.00

00:48:31.060 Pentecostal girls that are messaging me and like flirting with me too. 0.99

00:48:34.680 Girl they're into it too.

00:48:36.700 You'll get yourself a wholesome girl like if you're if you really it's because it has 1.00

00:48:41.160 nothing to do with like it has nothing to do with the interests that you have or the

00:48:45.340 career really it's like it's what's attractive about it is the fact that you're so confident

00:48:50.360 in it.

00:48:50.740 Like that's what women dig. 1.00

00:48:52.020 Like they women really love men who obviously see them as humans say that but when they're

00:48:56.640 confident in their misogyny all of a sudden it's a problem. 0.96

00:48:58.720 So I'm a hypocrite so I do like to talk out of both sides of my mouth. 0.95

00:49:03.540 But yeah. 1.00

00:49:04.420 Hypocrite is my least favorite kind of hippo. 0.99

00:49:07.640 That brings me to my next topic which is mood. 1.00

00:49:09.500 Dang.

00:49:09.820 Mood.

00:49:10.220 Look at that.

00:49:11.580 That's called full circle.

00:49:12.520 Yeah.

00:49:12.660 But I do think that your confidence in what you like and what you want to pursue is what

00:49:18.860 speaks to women the loudest. 1.00

00:49:20.040 It's like I fuck with them. 1.00

00:49:21.440 I fuck with someone who like doesn't care. 1.00

00:49:23.240 Like it's I like I do it because I like it. 1.00

00:49:25.520 That's why I do it.

00:49:26.080 I was here for vibes.

00:49:27.380 Period.

00:49:27.920 You know.

00:49:28.300 And they're working.

00:49:29.020 Yeah.

00:49:29.400 The vibes are emanating off of you.

00:49:30.840 Thank you.

00:49:31.320 It's photosynthesis.

00:49:32.180 Like I said I grew up in a really small town and like I always had the mindset of like

00:49:37.000 I don't want to rock the boat or anything but the moment I graduate I'm going to go

00:49:40.560 on this journey and I did like immediately.

00:49:42.360 I moved out of my town.

00:49:43.200 Oh love.

00:49:43.500 Cut my hair.

00:49:44.060 Changed the way I dress.

00:49:45.140 Love.

00:49:45.580 Made new friends. 0.94

00:49:47.160 And I just looked back and I was like damn I really wasted like 18, 19 years of my life. 0.97

00:49:52.340 Aww. 0.97

00:49:52.980 For like no reason.

00:49:54.300 Yeah.

00:49:54.680 Like in the box.

00:49:55.300 Don't waste it.

00:49:55.920 And it's not too late.

00:49:56.940 Like you're in like your 20s, 30s.

00:49:58.700 Yeah.

00:49:59.480 It's never too late I don't think.

00:50:00.980 Especially if the gift, what you get in return for letting that go is like worth its weight

00:50:06.760 in gold I feel like.

00:50:08.000 It feels like this weird like cloud that was like over me that I feel like it's gone or

00:50:12.400 like I feel like people are always like watching me and like judging my actions and who I'm

00:50:17.540 talking to and what I'm doing.

00:50:18.600 But once you like stop caring about that like it's like oh those people literally don't

00:50:22.560 exist and they don't care.

00:50:23.700 And they don't care.

00:50:24.220 That's another thing too you need to realize is like people don't actually care.

00:50:26.760 Yeah.

00:50:26.980 Outside of like some random commenter on Facebook or YouTube or whatever like people do not 0.98

00:50:32.380 give a shit about you. 0.98

00:50:33.300 Right. 1.00

00:50:33.780 Period. 1.00

00:50:34.000 Everyone is wrapped up in their own bullshit. 1.00

00:50:35.760 Amen. 1.00

00:50:36.580 You know.

00:50:37.040 Nine times out of ten that is the case.

00:50:38.360 Yeah.

00:50:38.760 And even if it's not, that's none of my business.

00:50:40.960 Like I always think like what you think about me is none of my business.

00:50:44.020 Yeah.

00:50:44.140 Like if you're not in my inner circle and I don't see you every day and I don't have to

00:50:46.820 interact with you every day, what do I care?

00:50:48.580 When people have asked me about like oh how do you deal with this much hate or like men hating

00:50:52.700 you online or whatever, I always tell them like the same thing kind of where I'm like

00:50:56.600 this sounds kind of morbid, but I'm like if those people drop dead tomorrow, like my

00:51:00.660 life would continue and my life would be awesome.

00:51:03.300 It'd be better.

00:51:04.020 Yeah.

00:51:05.120 And I don't care.

00:51:05.920 And that's why you carry a gun.

00:51:07.020 Yeah.

00:51:07.520 Obviously.

00:51:08.140 Yeah.

00:51:08.400 But I'm like I don't care about their livelihood.

00:51:10.800 I don't care about their happiness.

00:51:12.300 Like why would I care about their words?

00:51:14.780 Like and it's like if someone doesn't have the life you want, would you take advice from

00:51:18.340 them?

00:51:18.700 No.

00:51:19.520 Right.

00:51:19.700 So you don't have the relationship I want.

00:51:22.000 You don't have the career I want.

00:51:23.040 You don't have any goals that I've ever wanted.

00:51:25.780 Yeah.

00:51:26.000 Why am I going to take anything you say seriously as far as opinions on my life?

00:51:29.440 Like I'm not going to.

00:51:30.500 Yeah. 0.99

00:51:30.800 It's like the old adage like sticks and stones can break my bones, but I have a fucking 1.00

00:51:33.500 gun. 1.00

00:51:33.920 But I have a gun, but I am going to pull a gun on you. 0.92

00:51:36.380 So thank you so much for coming on this show today. 0.93

00:51:41.500 I adore you. 0.93

00:51:42.080 I think you're fucking awesome. 0.88

00:51:43.300 Thank you. 0.71

00:51:43.700 And I do like genuinely, I want to commend you for like being so open and honest about

00:51:49.360 what you love and who you support.

00:51:50.920 It's like so important.

00:51:51.860 And I feel like as a straight cis person to you and me in it together, you know, a straight

00:51:57.660 cis people got to stick together.

00:51:58.960 We got to stick together.

00:51:59.660 God, it's so hard for us.

00:52:01.160 We need.

00:52:01.560 They don't have any idea how hard it is.

00:52:03.840 No. 0.98

00:52:04.880 Gay people have no idea how hard it is. 1.00

00:52:07.220 Don't judge. 0.98

00:52:08.060 Don't judge a cis straight person until you walked a mile in their sketchers. 0.98

00:52:10.880 And they're a six. 1.00

00:52:13.400 You got to walk a mile in my fucking a six before you start talking about my hokas. 0.99

00:52:17.940 Just because someone is dressed like an old Navy mannequin doesn't mean they don't have 0.99

00:52:21.100 feelings and thoughts and dreams.

00:52:23.160 I am so much more than those Bermuda shorts.

00:52:25.720 I'm so much more than those.

00:52:28.160 Thank you so much for coming on the show. 0.95

00:52:30.300 I fucking adore you. 0.95

00:52:31.160 I think you're fantastic. 0.98

00:52:32.180 And I think you get best costume award already.

00:52:34.260 I'll give it to you now.

00:52:35.180 Thank you.

00:52:35.720 Early on.

00:52:36.420 I hope it gets better than this.

00:52:37.880 I hope someone really decks out full on.

00:52:39.820 I hope so too.

00:52:40.240 Full on like Universal Studios like craziness.

00:52:43.360 Imagine.

00:52:44.020 Yeah.

00:52:44.480 They should come dressed as a gun.

00:52:46.120 That would work.

00:52:46.740 Well, that's what this podcast is about now.

00:52:48.360 I know.

00:52:49.200 I think so. 1.00

00:52:49.700 It's a great fucking ad. 0.98

00:52:51.480 Well, thank you so much again for coming. 0.99

00:52:53.740 Where can everybody find you?

00:52:56.100 Hello, everyone.

00:52:56.980 You can find me on my YouTube channel, Maddie Morphosis Official, and on all social medias

00:53:01.760 at Maddie Morphosis.

00:53:03.400 Love.

00:53:04.120 Most of my content nowadays is just doing interviews with other queens, just hanging out in my room.

00:53:07.680 Yeah.

00:53:08.080 Plug your show.

00:53:08.820 Yeah, give it to me straight on YouTube.

00:53:10.780 Love.

00:53:11.260 Love to have you on.

00:53:12.160 If you want to come out, sit between the four walls. 1.00

00:53:13.780 Talk shit. 1.00

00:53:14.600 You know, pull out embarrassing childhood photos. 1.00

00:53:16.700 Yeah, we'll swap.

00:53:17.340 Yeah, we'll swap.

00:53:18.360 We'll costume change.

00:53:19.640 We're built the same.

00:53:20.400 Yeah, I'll email you.

00:53:21.080 Check the spam folder.

00:53:21.580 Oh, I love a good pun.

00:53:24.620 Thank you.

00:53:24.760 I love a punny.

00:53:25.540 A punny end to a punny show.

00:53:27.760 A punny end to a gunny show.

00:53:29.680 A gunny show.

00:53:31.580 Thank you so much, all of you, for tuning into this episode.

00:53:34.740 Our first episode of Spooky Season of the comment section.

00:53:37.460 Don't forget, you can catch new episodes of the comment section every Wednesday.

00:53:41.360 Audio can be streamed on all streaming platforms, and the video lives exclusively and for free on Spotify.

00:53:46.700 Please stop asking me, where can I watch this?

00:53:49.440 It's on Spotify.

00:53:50.620 We're almost at 200 episodes. 0.99

00:53:52.240 I swear to fucking God. 0.99

00:53:53.420 Where's my gun? 1.00

00:53:54.740 Just kidding.

00:53:55.840 Don't make me bring it out.

00:53:57.100 Again, don't ask me again.

00:53:58.420 Anyways, thank you so much for tuning in.

00:54:00.100 Thank you to my amazing guest, Matty Morphosis.

00:54:01.840 Make sure you all follow him on literally everything, and I'll see you next week.

00:54:05.240 Thank you.

00:54:05.680 Love you.

00:54:06.020 Bye.

00:54:06.260 Bye.

00:54:06.640 Bye.

00:54:06.700 Bye.

00:54:06.720 Bye.

00:54:06.740 Bye.

00:54:06.800 Bye.

00:54:07.260 Bye.

00:54:07.320 Bye.

00:54:08.260 Bye.

00:54:08.760 Bye.

00:54:09.360 Bye.

00:54:10.260 Bye.

00:54:10.320 Bye.

00:54:11.320 Bye.

00:54:12.260 Bye.

00:54:12.320 Bye.

The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - October 02, 2024

BIG BRAIN SAY LOUD WORDS Ft. Maddy Morphosis ｜ The Comment Section Ep. 138

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