BIG BRAIN SAY LOUD WORDS Ft. Maddy Morphosis | The Comment Section Ep. 138
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Maddie Morphosis is the first straight person to ever be on RuPaul's Drag Race. She's also the first drag queen to ever wear a costume on the show, and she's the first black drag queen ever to be on Drag Race! Maddie talks about growing up in a small town in Arkansas, falling in love with Ru, and how she became a drag queen.
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Just so you know. This is a reminder that there's space for God between us at all times.
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This is the reminder. This is my chastity bell.
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Hey everyone and welcome back to another episode of the Comment Section Show starring me, your fave.
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Happy spooky season, team. Here we are. First costume of the season. One of my favorite food
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groups. And yes, I'm recently engaged. Oh my god, thank you so much for asking. Yes, I'm recently
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engaged. Yes, thank you so much. But enough about me and my wonderful, amazing engagement.
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On to the guests. Today we have the iconic, the legendary, the wonderful, the amazing,
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I know, I feel underdressed. I didn't know we were doing costumes today.
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I know. Mine's from Spirit Halloween and yours is clearly made with love.
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I would love to know the T on your costume. This is the best costume I've ever had on the show.
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Thank you. Yeah, also Spirit. I just got it today. It's crazy what they got on it right now.
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It's crazy how they formed it perfectly to your figure. That's crazy.
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I'm so happy to have you. I'm happy to be here. Thank you for having me.
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Oh my gosh. Anything for y'all. I'm collecting drag queens like infinity.
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This one at a time. You gotta go faster. There's so many seasons being pumped out.
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I know. You gotta catch up. They're moving at light speed. I can't keep you. I can't keep up.
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Anyways, so happy to have you. Huge fan. I would love to know, for those that don't, to give your lore.
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Because first off, you're the first straight person to ever be on Drag Race.
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Yeah, the first cishet man. Make sure I'm getting all the words there.
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And I'm excited to have you. I'd love to know more about your lore. How you got into drag. What drew you to it.
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I feel like that's such a long story that'd waste the entire podcast.
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We probably have more impressing things to get to, like TikTok comments.
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But in summary, I just got really nihilistic. I grew up in a really small town, like in Arkansas.
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And I wasn't like the other kids. I felt a little different.
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No, I don't know. I just, like, I didn't vibe with, like, kind of, like, all the box of, like, heteronormativity man southern.
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And I was just like, is there more in this provincial life?
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And after, like, high school, I just kind of went on this long journey of, like, anything I was curious about, try anything.
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And, yeah, I didn't expect to be here. Just kind of fumbled my way along.
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Because I've gotten very mixed reviews from all my friends on Drag Race.
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Impactful. No, I mean, like, again, like, I was from, like, small town Arkansas.
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That's crazy. That was your first time on a plane?
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Yeah, because, you know, like, in Arkansas, like, the most you can hope for is to get on, like, the local news.
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For, like, you know, local teen, win state spelling bee or something.
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So it was, like, simultaneously, like, terrifying, but also exciting.
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That's the general consensus I get from all of them.
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I mean, like, it's, I'm thankful for the experience, but it's, like, I don't know.
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It's not nearly as fun as it looks watching it from home.
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They edit it to make it seem like it's a great time.
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It's, like, they cut out, like, the six hours you're sitting, like, in a booth and being fed, like, awful, like, truck food.
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Everything has so much arugula on it for some reason.
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I've joked about that before with other queens.
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Like, it's, like, the amazing race, but you're in drag the whole time.
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You have to, like, sew, and you have to be funny, and you have to be talented, and you have to be engaging.
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And now you have your own show, podcast, called Give It To Me Straight.
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Well, like, when I'm on the show, obviously, like I said, I was there very briefly.
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And, you know, like, they don't get to tell a lot of your story because, you know, it's in, out, quick edit, throw it out there.
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And, like, all the interviews that I've done after the show, it's, like, when are you lip-sing?
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And I'm, like, there's so much more than just, like, what's on Drag Race.
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Like, I want to know, like, why did you get into drag?
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So, I started, like, a little show and just kind of deep diving on queens and other guests.
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I'd love to know, like, what the reaction has been for you personally as far as, like, online or maybe, like, from fans or maybe not fans.
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Like, as far as being the only cis-hit man to be on Drag Race.
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Like, I'd love to know, how are men reacting to that, like, other straight men that hate Drag Race or whatever?
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Well, I was going to say, if they're watching Drag Race.
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I don't think the straight guys have found out about me yet.
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They've heard whispers in the trees, but they haven't.
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You know, they went through, like, the stages of grief online and processing.
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It's not every day you hear about a cis-hit person on, you know, something like that.
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Like, how has it expanded your, like, audience?
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Because they get to hear a little bit more from you.
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Like, immediately after the show, I started posting a lot more, like, online.
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Because I was like, well, now I get to, like, just kind of put myself out there.
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You get that initial, like, runoff audience from being on the show.
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Just started creating content and putting out the stuff that, like, I want to show people.
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And, yeah, since then, it's, like, become, like, overwhelmingly positive.
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Because things are going concerningly well right now.
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Just like, oh, let's see what's going to happen next.
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I mean, like, there's, like, occasional comments.
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Like, the worst I get, though, it's, like, any time I post something or someone, like,
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comments something about, like, sexuality, someone's just like, oh, you actually believe
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Sometimes when people tell me, they're like, how do I avoid getting hate?
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I was like, if you're online, let me know if you find out a way to get rid of, to ignore
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Like, even like, if, if like Mr. Rogers was a TikTok creator today, there would be like
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people shitting on him in comments and just being like, he's like too kind.
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They're like, so there's something off about him.
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You guys have no idea like what kind of person she is.
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Cause you can't get it based off her just making little charcuterie boards all the
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So like when people are like, I don't know, just a bad vibe.
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Hey, that's really weird to see someone and be like, nah, unless they're like outwardly
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I can't really imagine a world in which that makes a lot of sense to like make up your
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I just can't imagine just walking through the world with so much just vitriol.
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You're just like walking through like Walmart and you're just like, mm-mm.
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That's contrary to what people may think about me.
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Sometimes when they, when they bring that up to me, they're like, are you just like
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I'm like, no, I'm, I actually never spend time with men I dislike.
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And I've always said that, but speaking of comments, right.
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We're going to be talking about, we're unpacking hateful hot takes on YouTube commentary shows.
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So I've had quite a few men make dissertations about me on YouTube, on YouTube specifically.
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On YouTube, especially because I don't really have any sort of presence there, which is
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But that's just because do it on a, do it on a field where we can both come, bro.
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Like I'm on, I'm on YouTube, but like, I don't really post anything there, but they,
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I think also because they can make like 30 minute videos, but.
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I feel like the TikTok algorithm, like comment wise has gotten worse.
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Cause when I first started like making content, it was all reaching like my audience or people
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And now I post something and it doesn't get near as much traction.
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And then the comments are like, the fuck is this?
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Like you got, you got shoved to the other side.
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They're like, so I was like, are these men or it's like, why did this reach you?
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Like why, why did the fucking Jerry, the good old boy from Alabama get this on his feed?
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He just doesn't want to talk about why that's on his feed.
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On TikTok, I always know when someone's talking about me because I'll get like an influx of
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a bunch of fucking involuntarily celibate men and they're all in my shit saying shit to
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So that's why I'm like, someone's talking about me and then I'll go and look in my mentions
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and if I can't find it, a lot of times that means they blocked me.
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But like, which I think is a bitch move to do too.
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Like literally like dogs, but dogs can sense like tornadoes or something.
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It's like when your knee hurts and you get too many.
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When my left tit hurts, it's going to rain and someone's talking about me.
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I made a video about this because a while ago, have you ever gotten like, I always like
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to ask to be a little, sometimes I'll get comments that are not hate.
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But they're, they're like really backhanded compliments.
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That's something I didn't really experience until people started to like me.
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I got cast on the season and it was, it was everyone either saying like, fuck this person
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And then like some negativity, like she's not that funny.
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But then the audience started to like me and you started getting all this stuff like,
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Beautiful little peasant child in a 17th century painting.
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Like these hyper specific, like insults that they're like so adorable.
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I got one the other day that truly stopped me in my tracks.
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Cause I think I screenshot it just because it really hit me that hard.
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But I was like, someone was like, it was a long video that I posted.
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And someone was, I know this isn't the point of the video, but I just want to say like,
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please, in all caps, don't ever change your teeth because they, they, they match you and
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I truly was like, when I read it, I was like, yeah, um, deleted immediately.
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Um, said with all the love in the world, deleted.
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I had one another time where I posted, I think I forget what I posted, but it was like strapless,
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And someone messaged me and said, I love your, um, obviously I love your content, big fan,
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Um, because I've never seen someone who isn't, um, embarrassed of like, uh, cause I also have
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really big linebacker shoulders and I, I'm so happy that you don't care about that because
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This is a thought that should stay in here and should not be shared with the person that
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The fans always think they're doing something when they're like, you're so brave.
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Like don't, don't ever, don't ever use the adjective brave.
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Hey, don't ever use that to describe me, my body, especially don't you ever use that
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In an interview, I had mentioned that the one time someone said something to me that I
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Um, they called me like the pot of greed, which is like, and like I, I mentioned it in
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I've like made, I've told the story to make people laugh.
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Some guy was talking shit on me and then I saw videos of him talking shit.
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And then I saw people in the comments saying like, Oh, she looks like the pot of greed.
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And then I saw someone go, when I saw a man call her pot of greed, I never looked at the
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I was talking about myself and I was all, and also that insult was written to me by a
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There's no way that a straight man came up with that to make fun of me.
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So that's what we're going to be unpacking a lot of YouTube commentary.
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This video is a popular, ultra-conservative YouTube commentator.
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And responding to the TikTok China Girls posting, here's my outfit today that the men are going
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And the commentator says, this is yet another way women weirdly pride themselves on being
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unappealing to men and pitting the genders against each other.
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And ooh, the genders, I hate when they say that.
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That's your Trojan horse thing inside the world of drag race, right?
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So this one, it says, men prefer women that dress like this and not like prostitutes.
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It's like, go back to like the 80s, like Baywatch.
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And like the 90s, the skimpy outfits, early 2000s, like the Britney Spears, the low cut
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But then all of a sudden, the gender war started or whatever.
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And like, there's like this weird conservative mindset where everyone's just like, no, we
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It's like, no, like don't try to act like the past.
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All of a sudden you're like, I want a woman who wears a long denim skirt.
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I saw, I saw a tweet recently that was like, all the, they, men want women to dress like
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I don't care if you want to dress like a Mennonite, but for some reason people care if I want
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I feel like, and like, what is dressing like a whore?
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Like it's really seen through a biblical lens whenever they deem something to be slutty
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And the dress code of horse has changed over time.
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This next one says, at least that's one way to get women to dress more decent by making
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them think it's their idea and a way to get back at men.
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I mean, like they went out to the store and bought clothes.
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That's why I'm like, it's, it's truly stripping women of any autonomy at all, including thought.
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They're simultaneously saying that like men don't want to see this and then saying she's
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But if they don't want to see that, then what's the point?
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They're like, well, I can't see your fucking tits through that thing.
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This is a reminder that space for God between us at all times.
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You know what's funny is the episodes that have been going live.
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Sometimes I'm talking about like one, my now fiance, but I'm saying my boyfriend in the
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clips and they're like, girl, that's your fiance now.
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Trust me when I say I traded out that title already.
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I always felt so juvenile saying boyfriend, to be honest.
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It's like at an office when someone else moves in, you like take the little placard off
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the door and slide in the new one and got the little fiance one.
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This next one says poisonous animals are usually brightly colored to warn off how toxic they
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Oh, is this like, is that like talking about, it's the woman in the video have like blue
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Like, and so they're saying like, this is just like poisonous animals.
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Well, see, that's also not true because snakes are poisonous too, and they're not brightly
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Some of the little poisonous snakes are, well, I guess, wait, they're venomous.
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Yeah, but still, but some things like kind of, there's like some poisonous frogs that
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So, you know, some girls, they can be poisonous too, no matter how ordinary they are.
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Some of the worst women I've ever met in my life were plain as fuck.
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The snake in the grass is a phrase for a reason.
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I also think too that this, well, first of all, the person who made this video, I get
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compared to her a lot because she stole the name of this show and just added an S on the
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So she typically talks, she talks a lot of shit about women.
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She's, it's a woman actually who talks shit about women and says that when she says women
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really weirdly pride themselves on being unappealing to men.
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I find that strange because what's so wrong about, like, sometimes when people are like,
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when men get mad at me, they'll say things like, oh, like you're just convincing women
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First of all, you don't need my help with that.
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Second of all, you're going to freak out when you hear about gay people.
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No, you guys, you're that general on the front lines.
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If you think I'm mean, you got to meet a gay person.
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Girl, when I tell you, they are on ground zero.
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I'm like, if you think I'm mean, then I know for a fact you don't know any gay people.
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Gay people are the meanest people alive as they should be.
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Like, we get along so well because I'm a cunt just like they are.
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And so whenever they say this, like, oh, some people actually don't want to be desired by men.
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And I feel like that thought is, like, mind-blowing to them.
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Because a lot of my show is, like, interviewing people.
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And everyone's like, oh, you can't trust a straight person.
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I was like, that's why I've had so many, obviously, queens on the show, yourself included.
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But some of the ones I've had, like, they're some of the meanest bitches alive.
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So, like, and that bitch was mean as fuck to me.
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Like, we really, we connect on so many levels in that way.
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But I also think, too, like, when people are not trying to be appealing at all physically to men,
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And they're just like, that person's dressing for me.
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It's like, because she's not, she doesn't know you.
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And, like, the same guys that say that don't dress for women.
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It's like, but they're like, women are dressing for me.
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Like, you had to be, like, dressed up really, really nice.
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And so we go, and, like, I see a lot of my friends there.
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But then working with someone who I know doesn't like me.
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That's a lover's spat that he and I are in the middle of.
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And he, for lack of a better term, stunk badly.
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And I was thinking to myself, this is a man who hates me and hates everything I stand for.
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And that's not the first person who's told me he stank.
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And I was thinking to myself, you guys look at someone like him, like men who hate me.
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They look at someone like him and someone like me, and they're like, oh, fuck her.
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Why don't y'all start doing something for us, like washing your ass?
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Why don't you try, I don't know, the bare minimum?
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The only thing he hits more than you is antiperspirant.
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Like, soap, water, anything at all to, like, get rid of.
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I just know that, like, when you adjust the suit, it just kind of wafts.
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And then one of my friends, I had told her that already.
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And one of my friends told me after, she goes, I thought you were kidding.
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It's like when you unwrap a baked potato and all the steam puffs out.
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Like, it's like, actually, I actually knew you were here, because I could smell you from
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And one of my friends literally described him as the stinkiest boy alive.
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Like, I brought him up to her once, and she goes, oh, you mean the stinkiest boy alive?
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And I go, I don't know anything about that, because at the time, I didn't.
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Now I can confirm the stinkiest boy, at least that I've ever smelled alive.
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And I'm like, that's a man who literally is like, oh, look at these fucking whores.
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The ones that, like, stank and can't get any booty.
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The ones that smell like booty can't get booty.
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I never, I think the mindset, too, of like, oh, she doesn't want to sleep with me, that whore.
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If she's a whore, she's bad at her job because she doesn't want to fuck you.
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I get to just, like, cosplay as one for a little bit because to be one.
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No, I get to wear a stinky tuxedo and everyone's just like, wow, so great.
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Everyone's going to be like, oh, my God, I love it.
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In this next video, another popular YouTube commentator describes itself as a history and anthropology channel.
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Okay, so it's a history and anthropology channel.
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Argues that most young men today agree that the feminist movement stands for active hatred towards men.
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And a, quote, utopian push against the fundamental reality of the world.
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And then utopian push against the fundamental reality of the world.
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I love, I love when men just put a bunch of words together and they're like, well, that must be true.
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We really aren't talking about utopian push against reality enough.
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Can we please discuss this utopian push against reality?
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More stupid bitch women need to start talking about it.
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But they're saying utopian because they're fucking stupid.
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I will say, though, until you pointed it out, they sounded good.
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They hit me with cognitive dissonance and paradigm shift.
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You have a four syllable word you didn't know before.
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And all of a sudden, you know, you're Joe Rogan.
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I think they meant to say dystopian, but they said utopian.
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So I don't know why a perfect society would be pushing against something that is not like,
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Because one time a guy made a hate video about me and he called me irreproachable,
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which irreproachable means faultless and like beyond criticism.
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So it's something that's like it's beyond reproach.
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And I was like, I think you meant unapproachable, not irreproachable.
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Would a flower by any other name be just as sweet.
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And I was like, I think you meant unapproachable, not irreproachable.
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And then he was like, that's besides the point.
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Like you guys start just saying these big, these word salads.
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And they like truly believe they're smarter than me because they've said big words in
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And all of a sudden they're like, well, clearly she's an idiot.
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I think this is all like a consequence of the no child left behind.
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This comment says, they've all been hurt by a man at some point and I've never gotten
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And also, like, I love the idea that, like, you know, something has to happen to me personally
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So I've never been hate crimed by homophobic people.
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But I can still wrap my head around the fact that that's awful.
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So to hear women, women who have been, like, actually genuinely and violently harmed by
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men, like, that's not even enough reason for them to believe them.
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Like, why do you guys act like you believe victims?
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I wasn't considering the utopia we currently live in.
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Like, everything is, like, lumped together in the same category.
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But then if I say that men, like, I'm talking about men being awful, they're like, well,
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You should have hit them back in the comments, like, you're probably a capitalist.
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But also, communism, like, the idea of communism and men believing that communism, that's just
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another thing where they have half of a piece of something.
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Imagine they're like, oh, I want to call you a slur so bad.
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It's like, I don't want to say he has misogynist in the comments, so I'll call you a commie,
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The, like, the gift of slurs has been taken from them, so they have to find new ways to
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One time I made a shit-talking video about a stand-up comedian I do not like at all.
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And, like, someone was saying, oh, you guys can't.
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I was like, between which of his Netflix stand-ups?
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You just, like, don't want to hear, like, hey, that's fucked up.
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And even then, with that, too, like, all that bigotry within stand-up comedy, and they're
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I've even told people, too, I'm like, have you guys ever, you guys don't give marginalized
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Because some of us have heard jokes like that before, believe it or not.
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Like, you think I've never heard a, like, I'm going to beat this shit out of a woman
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But, like, they're like, oh, you're probably just offended.
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It's just, like, it's also, like, give me a little fucking credit.
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That's why drag queens, too, are, like, masters of hearing, like, of hearing hateful shit and
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still being able to be like, okay, my turn to joke about you.
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I feel like I was, like, been going crazy, like, like, watching stand-up stuff.
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Because, like, all stand-up is just, like, so unfunny.
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Like, all the stand-up clips I see online, like, watching, like, all, like, the Kill
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And, like, half of them walk up and they're opening online and they're like, y'all ever notice
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that Mexican people are, like, so, like, trans people.
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And you know what's crazy, too, is when people do make jokes at the expense of other, of
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It's just, like, you're talking about us so much.
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It's just, it's another one of those you can never win.
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It's, like, you love to tell jokes, but you can't take them.
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You think trans people aren't used to being joked about?
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You think gay people aren't used to being joked about?
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But if you're going to do it, you should do it well.
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I think because they sat around, like, the lunchroom in high school making jokes about
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trans people, they're like, and their friends laughed.
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They tell one fat joke, and they're like, I should quit my job.
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That's, like, one of the most commonly asked questions I get in interviews is, like, if I've ever gotten
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anything that really stuck with me, which is why the pot of greed thing has been in many of my
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interviews, because it's the only one I've ever gotten.
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Like, that's, it's a variation of fat and ugly.
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But when I tell someone that they look like they sell knives door to door, all of a sudden
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Like, I don't understand what the fucking problem is now that we were having fun.
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Well, they also, like, don't like whenever they get outmatched in a battle of wits.
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Like, in their leg, in the comment, they're like, you are overweight.
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I mean, they're like, I think they did something, like, click.
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And they always say, and they almost always especially say it to women, I feel like,
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So they're like, oh, well, that's the meanest thing you could ever say is call someone undesirable.
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Like, a woman say, like, I would never fuck you.
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So we didn't have to address the awkwardness later.
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I responded to someone when he's like, I would never fuck this woman, some shit like that.
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And I said, okay, well, thank God, because look at you.
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The guy who looks like the little dinosaur from Barney doesn't want to fuck me.
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They're all, like, midsummer on the floor crying together because they lost a prime alpha specimen.
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And I've said that before, like, that attitude of, like, I don't, like, of these kinds of misogynistic men online.
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They're, like, I don't want to fuck you, but I can't believe you don't want to fuck me.
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It's the goal of people thinking they're a catch, but without being able to say, like, what they offer to the table.
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Because it's, like, you don't have, like, the best looks.
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It's, like, they're, like, why do women not like me?
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It's, like, well, for one, you don't like women.
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Let's get to the head of the snake and work, you know.
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Let's start from the top and work all the way down.
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Even when I've talked to men who, like, believe that they are, like, very good looking for whatever fucking reason, right?
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But I've even told them, I'm, like, if you allegedly look wonderful and you're tall and you're in shape and you have a lot of money and you still can't get a bitch, the list is actually a lot shorter than it's you.
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It's everything you can't see, which is the essence of you.
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I've said that to a man before, and he spun the fuck out.
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You called me a fat, ugly bitch on the internet.
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And he hit you with, like, the Yu-Gi-Oh trap car.
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I thought you went to Yu-Gi-Oh duel right there.
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In life, just when in doubt, you know, Second Amendment right.
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This last comment says, calorie reduction, proper diet, some physical fitness solves 90% of their problems.
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I will say, I did not expect someone like that to be able to spell reduction.
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The shirtless guy with Oakley sunglasses and like a hat.
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They can never take a picture to save their life.
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But then they're in like my inbox with little wave emojis.
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Like whenever I was like doing like drag in Arkansas and everything.
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And I'm not one of those people that says like.
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Especially because I have a lot of friends who are dolls too.
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That is why they act that way towards people like us.
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And that's why they secretly hit up people like my friends.
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Because they are so entrapped by their toxic masculinity.
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They want an attractive woman to show off to like.
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If they weren't worried about what their guy friends would say.
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They are constantly trying to have sex with fat women.
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Stop worrying about what other guys are thinking of you.
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That smells a guy walking by dressed in full camo.
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This extremely limiting idea they have of masculinity.
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There are so many men who don't fall into those umbrellas.
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You know how many men who don't look like what they perceive to be a man.
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And they are fighting the bitches off with a stick.
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You would be shocked how many women would be like.
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They're like trying to figure out the secret of women.
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When you and your fiance are out at the bar poaching together.
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You got people going home Googling where is Polynesia.
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She was like saying she was going to go to Samoa to find someone who looks like my man.
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And I was like well Jason Momoa is not Samoan so you won't find him there.
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I feel like yeah like you said it's it's it's actually so.
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And that's going to lead me to my next question for you.
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It's like once you free yourself from this idea that you have to appeal to men constantly.
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Like first of all the world opens up to you just in terms of opportunity.
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I mean look what you're doing now which is incredible.
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And it is an art form which I think is fantastic that you're pursuing it so openly.
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Sincerely take compliments as a fucking sunflower.
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So it's a real roller coaster ride on my episode.
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But I do want to commend you for being so open and honest about that because I feel
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like it's so important that cis straight men too also talk about this stuff.
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So I'm curious like what would you say is like your best piece of advice for men who
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are maybe like on the fence or maybe they're like I want to pursue this but I don't want
00:46:57.140
Like have you ever seen straight men do makeup?
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And they're just doing a little cover up or whatever.
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Like you know anything outside of what is perceived to be masculine pursuing that kind
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What would you say is your best piece of advice for men who are like maybe struggling
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I think like it's really morbid but like a big thing that opened my eyes was like having
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like some deaths in the family or something and then going to like funerals and like seeing
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And each one of those people is like someone that lived like a full life.
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Probably like so many regrets and stuff they didn't do.
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And it's like why are you like you get one chance of this.
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I think all these people you're worried about like what they're going to think of you.
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Especially like with things of like with women and stuff.
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Like why do you care about what some random guy thinks about your interactions with women?
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Why are you going to like literally just live for yourself?
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And you might be thinking like oh I'm not going to get a bunch of like tattoos and dye
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my hair blue because then I'll only attract goth girls that I'm not into.
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Which first of all you're sleeping on goth girls.
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But second of like again like me in drag going out or being out of drag and people knowing
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There's like a lot of like those like hometown small town conservative girls little you know
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Pentecostal girls that are messaging me and like flirting with me too.
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You'll get yourself a wholesome girl like if you're if you really it's because it has
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nothing to do with like it has nothing to do with the interests that you have or the
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career really it's like it's what's attractive about it is the fact that you're so confident
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Like they women really love men who obviously see them as humans say that but when they're
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confident in their misogyny all of a sudden it's a problem.
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So I'm a hypocrite so I do like to talk out of both sides of my mouth.
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But I do think that your confidence in what you like and what you want to pursue is what
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Like I said I grew up in a really small town and like I always had the mindset of like
00:49:37.000
I don't want to rock the boat or anything but the moment I graduate I'm going to go
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And I just looked back and I was like damn I really wasted like 18, 19 years of my life.
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Especially if the gift, what you get in return for letting that go is like worth its weight
00:50:08.000
It feels like this weird like cloud that was like over me that I feel like it's gone or
00:50:12.400
like I feel like people are always like watching me and like judging my actions and who I'm
00:50:18.600
But once you like stop caring about that like it's like oh those people literally don't
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That's another thing too you need to realize is like people don't actually care.
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Outside of like some random commenter on Facebook or YouTube or whatever like people do not
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And even if it's not, that's none of my business.
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Like I always think like what you think about me is none of my business.
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Like if you're not in my inner circle and I don't see you every day and I don't have to
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When people have asked me about like oh how do you deal with this much hate or like men hating
00:50:52.700
you online or whatever, I always tell them like the same thing kind of where I'm like
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this sounds kind of morbid, but I'm like if those people drop dead tomorrow, like my
00:51:00.660
life would continue and my life would be awesome.
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But I'm like I don't care about their livelihood.
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Like and it's like if someone doesn't have the life you want, would you take advice from
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You don't have any goals that I've ever wanted.
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Why am I going to take anything you say seriously as far as opinions on my life?
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It's like the old adage like sticks and stones can break my bones, but I have a fucking
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But I have a gun, but I am going to pull a gun on you.
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So thank you so much for coming on this show today.
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And I do like genuinely, I want to commend you for like being so open and honest about
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And I feel like as a straight cis person to you and me in it together, you know, a straight
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Don't judge a cis straight person until you walked a mile in their sketchers.
00:52:13.400
You got to walk a mile in my fucking a six before you start talking about my hokas.
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Just because someone is dressed like an old Navy mannequin doesn't mean they don't have
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And I think you get best costume award already.
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You can find me on my YouTube channel, Maddie Morphosis Official, and on all social medias
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Most of my content nowadays is just doing interviews with other queens, just hanging out in my room.
00:53:12.160
If you want to come out, sit between the four walls.
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You know, pull out embarrassing childhood photos.
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Thank you so much, all of you, for tuning into this episode.
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Our first episode of Spooky Season of the comment section.
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Make sure you all follow him on literally everything, and I'll see you next week.