The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - GOOD CLEAN CHRISTIAN COMEDY Ft. Taylor Tomlinson ｜ Episode 139

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00:00:10.860 hey everyone and welcome back to another episode of the comment section show sorry me your favorite 1.00

00:00:20.980 everybody knows me who cares about me on to the guests today we have the iconic the legendary

00:00:26.440 the hilarious taylor tomlinson welcome to the show hi drew i love your outfit oh my gosh thank you

00:00:35.400 it would have been so embarrassing to be dressed the same i know we were so close i just i just have

00:00:40.220 to say taylor's team was like what's drew gonna wear and then my assistant was like um she's still

00:00:45.600 going through costumes they asked two more times and then she goes she's gonna be a teletubby and 1.00

00:00:50.020 they're like great taylor's gonna wear a t-shirt and she didn't even wear the t-shirt our team

00:00:54.120 asked my team asked what you were gonna wear yeah guys that's insane that's why i was like oh

00:01:00.600 perfect you're not even in costume no i'm sorry i came from set no it's okay i'm so sorry i was like

00:01:06.460 oh we're like a halloween t-shirt and i was like whatever i want once i heard teletubby i was like

00:01:10.060 nothing i wear is gonna hold a candle to teletubby so why even try when they told me the t-shirt um

00:01:16.980 my assistant was like do you want to just like change the costume and i go no i'm being the

00:01:20.520 teletubby yeah and i'm gonna tell her i thought you were gonna wear the t-shirt we planned on you

00:01:26.040 wearing the t-shirt taylor geez this is so embarrassing that being said i am honored to

00:01:33.240 have you on the show i'm sorry it had to be this episode but i know i'm thrilled it's this episode

00:01:37.540 are you kidding me this looks amazing thank you how is it is it only dressed up for halloween this

00:01:43.540 episode no it's for all the episodes in the month of october so are you dressing up for every episode in

00:01:48.780 the month of october wow what are the other weeks well i've done spam the can just the can itself

00:01:56.240 because that's one of the major food groups in my culture uh-huh and also i was peanut butter and

00:02:01.180 jelly with lizzie mccalpine classic so she was jelly i was peanut butter obviously cute and now i'm

00:02:06.640 tinky winky and you're taylor thomason yeah sorry about that and your famous comedian taylor thomason

00:02:12.480 but speaking of i'm very familiar with your lore and i'm a huge fan of you and have been for a minute

00:02:19.780 but for those who aren't familiar like i would love for you to tell them like your journey in stand-up

00:02:24.420 like how you got started what made you want to do it oh sure it's such a lame story i started doing

00:02:28.920 stand-up in churches when i was in high school because i took a stand-up class from a church

00:02:33.840 comedian and so for the first few years i was clean christian good clean christian comedy from the time

00:02:39.820 i was 16 to probably like 21 22 it's like first five years i was really clean how was that you

00:02:45.840 know like i'm fine i get like i wasn't having sex or anything so i was like and then i started

00:02:51.860 nothing to pull from nothing to pull from so then uh you know once you move out of your parents house

00:02:58.220 you're like oh there's some other stuff i might want to say actually now that i'm thinking about it

00:03:02.780 i actually have some other stuff um how are the crowds in a christian well here's the thing

00:03:08.140 because church crowds are so desperate for anything to laugh at that doesn't make them feel

00:03:15.040 unclean so that they are actually pretty supportive and open-minded as long as you're not cursing or

00:03:21.560 saying anything too real or dark yeah so as long as you like stay clean they'll give you they'll give

00:03:28.060 you a lot more than you deserve but if you even sort of get like a little raunchy edgy whatever

00:03:35.780 they'll shut down on you really quick lose the room yeah yeah yeah but again this was many years

00:03:41.820 ago so i was also just bad at comedy so you know it was well that's a good place to practice then

00:03:46.880 it's a great place to practice actually because you're up in front of hundreds of people doing

00:03:50.760 way more time than you should way too early and probably out the gate literally and they're giving

00:03:55.980 you money and you're like are you sure it's so dumb okay so you started there i started there 0.61

00:04:01.840 and then when i turned 18 i could do comedy clubs yeah so i started doing comedy clubs in like san 0.97

00:04:09.040 diego and la and i was like oh this is where comedy is supposed to happen there's no there's no crosses

00:04:14.020 we can laugh at other things we can laugh at other things uh and sort of slowly over the next few

00:04:19.920 years i was like i mean i've really performed in every type of place like i've done churches i've done

00:04:26.480 cruise ships i've done corporate events like but yeah once i saw a comedy club show i was like oh

00:04:32.640 it's this is where it's supposed to happen that's so funny a corporate event like how is that oh they're

00:04:37.260 terrible they're so bad i figure they're so bad some people are really good at them that's another

00:04:41.240 place you have to be really clean so for the first five years i was so clean yeah that it just made

00:04:45.240 sense to do whatever cruise ships too usually have to be pretty clean but really have you been on

00:04:49.680 a cruise like for fun no i've never been on a cruise for fun i've only worked on them and it is bleak

00:04:54.740 it is so so bleak yeah if i choose a cruise check on me yeah what's wrong with me you know what i mean

00:05:01.660 like if i if i get to vacation and i choose to sit on like still water like yeah yeah something's wrong

00:05:07.520 with me yeah yeah yeah i ended up on the deck most nights just kind of looking at the horizon like

00:05:13.520 question i made this choice i made this choice for myself yeah are they depressing they're so

00:05:19.220 depressing i would usually just stay up all night when everybody was asleep and then i would sleep

00:05:24.240 all day and then do my shows and then i'd like go to the gym at night like a night owl yeah well

00:05:28.900 because by the middle of the week everyone knows you're the comedian on board so then you're like

00:05:32.920 going to the buffet alone and families are like you're the comedian and you're like tell us a joke

00:05:38.260 exactly exactly or they're like sad for you they're like do you want to sit you're like i really would

00:05:42.240 rather not yeah you're like oh no i'll kill myself but thank you though i appreciate it thank you so much

00:05:46.880 hey i'm on the edge already but thank you though i appreciate it but yeah then when i was like 22

00:05:52.180 okay uh i got fired from like opening for a church comic because i had tweeted something

00:05:57.100 that was like had some innuendo in it and they were like we can't have you on tour with us and i was

00:06:02.060 like oh i'm never gonna do this again i just am never gonna perform in a church again and i never

00:06:05.980 did damn that's the secret isn't it i've met quite a few people in the industry that are not comics but

00:06:12.200 like whether they're influencers or other people like celebrities like whether they're actors 0.95

00:06:16.540 musicians whatever a lot of them have been fired before they started oh yeah i thought you're gonna

00:06:20.340 say a lot of them performed in churches i was like really that's feel exclusive to you i feel like

00:06:24.980 that's very exclusive to you i didn't even know they did that yeah well i only i know about clean

00:06:29.480 christian comedy because like my friend caleb heron he was he made a joke recently where he was 0.98

00:06:34.080 saying if i ever take a hard left and i start doing clean christian comedy mind your fucking business 0.98

00:06:40.160 i'm buying a private jet that is so funny he's so funny he kills me he's fucking hilarious 0.99

00:06:46.420 no i mean i truly like if i get canceled i'm going back like they'll take me back don't worry 0.95

00:06:54.320 they'll welcome me with open arms i'll have to write a new hour but i'll go back it'll be fine

00:06:58.840 it's a fallback it's a fallback yeah i got fired too before i started doing this for a living so really

00:07:04.720 from what the nfl oh shit yeah oh my god yeah i worked for the shield like literally for the 0.74

00:07:10.520 shield what did you get fired for well ironically and they hate when i say this but it's true um 0.95

00:07:16.020 they fired me because they felt like i didn't know what it took to grow following because i was working

00:07:21.620 on social media that's so funny like turns out i do that's oh my god that story is so good that's

00:07:28.360 deliciously ironic now fuck that's good yeah because i the when i was initially hired i was hired to do 0.77

00:07:34.060 like um run an account like try and grow an account from scratch essentially and like i pitched so 0.84

00:07:40.860 many ideas but like it's one of those things where you're like i i guess i'm a millennial so like at

00:07:47.240 the time i think i was like 24 like 23 24 and so i'm the whole point is to try and post things that go

00:07:53.940 viral right or they resonate with people so i would be pitching the most insane like ideas to women and 1.00

00:08:01.820 other men who are like double my age like and they do not for the life of them understand like it was

00:08:07.580 just you alone yeah like yeah because it was grassroots and brand new so i was a team of one

00:08:11.940 it was just me by myself and then my manager yeah so like i had to come up with the idea so i i would 0.97

00:08:17.480 pitch shit that was so like to them sounded fucking stupid but i'm like i'm telling you it's 0.97

00:08:23.520 gonna resonate with the kids like i was trying to pitch do you know who andy reed is he's the head 1.00

00:08:27.960 coach of the kansas city chiefs yes okay so i pitched for months to try and make a meme out of

00:08:33.700 him being the lorax nobody wanted to listen to me and i said you guys don't get it they're gonna

00:08:39.640 laugh because he's a big fan of the trees and i'm gonna make the players the trees and like he looks

00:08:43.920 just like him uh-huh the way they looked at me like i was speaking mandarin like i was they were

00:08:48.520 like that's the dumbest thing i've ever heard like that's how they would look at me and i tell that 0.66

00:08:52.900 i've told this story before but one time one time russell wilson changed his profile picture 0.88

00:08:58.640 to a picture of baby yoda because baby yoda was hot at the time right right i remember and so then

00:09:02.780 when i saw that i was like okay i should photoshop sierra to look like baby yoda too so i went on getty

00:09:10.000 images i got a picture of sierra i cut out her hair her earrings i made it look like sierra i spent

00:09:15.240 hours photoshopping baby yoda to look like sierra or something resembling her and i lied on my resume

00:09:22.480 and said i knew how to do photoshop i don't i said i was proficient in adobe suite i'm not

00:09:27.300 at all so then i it took me so you taught yourself to do these things for this bit yeah for this bit

00:09:33.000 specifically i'm not even kidding like i had no idea how to use photoshop and i did it i taught

00:09:37.260 myself how to get out everything put it on her and then i showed to my boss and i'm like explaining

00:09:41.440 it to her i'm like okay so he's baby yoda this is her as baby yoda and then maybe she'll change her

00:09:47.820 profile i'm like giving her this whole pitch and then my manager was like let me think

00:09:52.360 about it and then she messaged me on slack and she said that doesn't make any sense um don't post that

00:09:59.740 and don't charge for it so i was like oh okay well good thing i spent most of the day on this yeah so

00:10:06.600 i worked for free that day oh my god yeah so yeah shocker they fired me which is but like that's who

00:10:13.800 should be doing your social media someone younger and cooler than you yeah yeah like my social media

00:10:19.140 manager is gen z and shout out to janie and she's so good at social media and her job someone like 1.00

00:10:27.960 that and i'm an idiot i'm like i wouldn't have even thought of this and she's sending me sounds

00:10:31.860 like we should do this for the tour next week and i'm like okay i guess i'll learn how to lip sync i feel 0.80

00:10:36.380 a thousand years old i'm like i would have never even thought and she's like it'll work trust me and

00:10:41.600 i'm like i would trust you i just don't know i was in a commercial recently for a different sports

00:10:46.320 entity and they're awesome but i was pitching them ideas and it's just like have you ever seen

00:10:52.300 i don't know if you've seen this channel on tiktok but there's this audio and they basically would film

00:10:56.620 their like dads and they'd be like pretend you're eating an ear of corn like really hard uh-huh right

00:11:03.260 so that they do that and they would they wouldn't tell them what the audio was and the audio is 0.99

00:11:08.040 literally them going now i'm eating his ass eating his ass over and over again and i literally i'm not 0.99

00:11:15.140 so weird your team had me do that when i came in and that's for my personal files oh got it okay 0.99

00:11:19.880 to the show but it's okay you signed the you signed it so you signed the release taylor so

00:11:25.200 but i was this close to pitching that to the other entity and then my agent was like i don't i don't

00:11:32.860 think we should pitch that one and i said all right that's listen you don't want to go viral

00:11:37.800 that's okay that's your business that's on y'all okay that's fine some people are afraid of success 0.98

00:11:42.640 and that's okay it's lonely at the top what can i say i was like sometimes i think about shit like 0.88

00:11:48.620 that that i would do there and i'm like yeah no wonder they fired me like i'm just so annoying 0.95

00:11:53.860 like i'm trying to pitch these ideas and when you look down at your phone in the teletubby costume

00:11:59.400 you look really sad i think it's the mittens yeah like what would just be you like just glancing down

00:12:08.940 is you like i'm looking i don't know for real i'm being i'm contemplating i'm reminiscing honestly

00:12:15.700 i'm like reminiscing on my days working there but i think that's the key is to get fired yeah to truly 0.98

00:12:20.780 set you free yeah so then you have that sort of like rocket fuel that goes well fucking show 0.92

00:12:26.420 everybody like you need that what would you say was like your like real like catalyst that really

00:12:31.800 kind of was it like the hour was it just touring in a bunch of times oh definitely the hour my first

00:12:36.260 special queer life crisis came out a week before lockdown in 2020 yeah so at the time i was like

00:12:43.680 okay we missed it like that was my shot we missed it if if live entertainment ever comes back because

00:12:50.260 i wasn't sure oh my gosh i can't even imagine i will have missed my shot yeah and my agent at the

00:12:54.400 time was like i mean everyone's stuck inside watching stuff so you know which is like such an

00:12:59.740 agent-y thing to say like yeah you know people are taking chances on things they might not watch

00:13:04.000 if they had the option to go outside yeah select yours yeah they might take a chance on you because

00:13:08.720 they're really scared and confined to their homes yeah um but you know didn't not work so thanks

00:13:16.080 covet uh so yeah that went very well for me uh and then when things started coming back um

00:13:23.660 after covet in like 2021 i was like oh shit we're like selling out club weekends now uh and was able 0.60

00:13:31.540 to like tour theaters and stuff but that one special i mean that's what netflix does i mean

00:13:35.680 you do one special with them and if it yeah like hits it changes your life and now you are the host

00:13:41.760 of a show which is very exciting and i did one i did one you were so nice to do it i you were so nice

00:13:48.000 to do it you were nice to ask me i was honored oh my god you were so good i like thank you truly

00:13:52.740 like i never know what to expect when people come and like do a walk-on yeah and we threw you into

00:13:59.560 a a large bit that we were like like you were so good thank you and i think we had like some

00:14:07.240 technical difficulties we had like a screen it was like hard to hear and i was just like man drew's so

00:14:12.340 fucking cool for doing this because you were so funny and like so professional and nice and amazing

00:14:18.780 um but yeah i mean the show is like not something i ever thought i would do and yeah and how has it 0.78

00:14:26.680 been hosting it's been really fun it's like a totally different skill like that i've never had

00:14:31.980 yeah stand-up's not like that at all so i part of the reason i took it is because i like wanted to

00:14:37.780 grow as a person or whatever which sounds so lame but it is true i think you're doing a great job

00:14:43.960 thank you so much it is hard it's fucking hard to host especially that many big personalities because

00:14:48.260 you're hosting like three four people at a time yes so and like people are changing in and out and

00:14:52.860 sets are changing like it's a whole fancy fancy production right and it's like i am myself but it's

00:14:59.200 also like i'm reading lines you know like i love doing stuff like this where we can just talk and

00:15:03.300 yeah totally because you know i'm you know i'm reading jokes that were written for me which was

00:15:08.520 also something i had to get used to because i'm used to writing all my own stuff yeah it's actually 0.81

00:15:12.000 very relaxing to have a room full of writers just come up with great shit every day oh yeah it turns

00:15:16.440 out reading a lot less difficult than writing i can only imagine too that that adjustment is probably 0.83

00:15:23.100 so new because like obviously i'm like no nowhere near you especially in terms of stand-up but like

00:15:27.440 i i the few times i've had lines written for me for stuff it is kind of foreign because especially

00:15:33.640 if it's meant to be funny because sometimes i feel like the way they write me is almost like an snl 0.97

00:15:38.380 impression of me like so it feels like girl like it's like it's just this girl fuck man yeah 0.89

00:15:45.140 i'm like i literally never said that but like i appreciate it though sometimes when they're like oh 0.92

00:15:50.680 like feel free to like change these and i'm like yeah i might change these if you guys want to give

00:15:56.540 me a pen i would love to change some just rearrange some of these words some of this verbiage you're

00:16:00.580 like can i just get a whole new piece of paper actually actually i'm just gonna riff off the

00:16:04.320 dome don't worry just just start rolling i'll just run your show is so fun that's so nice it is fun

00:16:10.040 yeah that's why i wanted to do it i mean everyone i met with because when i first got asked to

00:16:14.940 interview for it i was like i can't do that i'm on tour all the time like i can't do a show in town

00:16:19.680 monday through friday and they were like well it's only monday through wednesday technically

00:16:24.200 yeah i was like okay so now i do the show monday through wednesday and then like thursday through 0.92

00:16:29.140 sunday i'm on the road touring so damn yeah you're crazy look if i had kids or like yeah any like 0.90

00:16:36.520 whisper of a family i wouldn't have taken this job but i'm just i'm really good at working so i'm 0.98

00:16:42.600 like we'll just keep doing that me too fucking same you're engaged i am you're very successfully 0.96

00:16:48.220 i am engaged you can't tell because i'm tinky winky right now but like i am engaged but yeah 0.98

00:16:53.800 how are you wedding planning yet no not even my mom you want to hear something funny the night i

00:16:58.820 got engaged i called my mom and my sister and like we were all talking about it because they knew

00:17:03.280 everybody knew except me obviously yeah and then my mom goes okay let's pick a date and i was like

00:17:08.520 well girl give me like a second yeah i mean and my man and i have been together for seven years now

00:17:14.540 so like we just got engaged and then my mom goes okay but your grandpa's not gonna live forever so

00:17:18.720 and i was like oh my god i was like girl i'm like just i was like i promise it's not gonna be another

00:17:24.840 seven years and so but we haven't started planning quite yet yeah there are quite a few things that

00:17:30.740 i'm like i'm good i don't need to do that like for example a bachelorette party or like weekend or

00:17:37.120 yeah i don't know what you call those things i think it's a bachelorette weekend yeah right

00:17:41.840 something like that is that i think looking for anyone anyone anyone i think in the uk they call

00:17:47.500 them hen parties yes like hen and stag parties yeah yes yes yes they always got to make things

00:17:52.420 complicated where'd you guys meet college high school high school yeah we haven't been together 0.98

00:17:56.660 since high school what the fuck yeah girl have you told this story a bunch of times no not really i 0.84

00:18:01.800 i mean like that's how we met we did not you met in high school yeah we didn't date same year 0.98

00:18:05.960 same grade no he's a year older than me okay but were you friends in high school yeah we were cool

00:18:10.600 okay friends yeah and then you started dating in college after college after college so after i

00:18:15.420 graduated and he graduated okay how'd you like reconnect were you friends all the time no we

00:18:21.020 were friends like in high school we ran in the same circles like we knew each other but my fiance is

00:18:27.000 like a very and this is not me gassing him or myself he is a very good looking tall athletic man

00:18:33.340 so he did not struggle for female attention at all and as a high schooler like he he got tall in high

00:18:40.480 school and was like handsome and charming and good looking and smart so like in high school deadly

00:18:44.300 combo right yeah and he's a good person now yeah shockingly that's insane isn't that crazy that makes

00:18:49.900 me furious i know and you know what's funny is i truly believe only my sister and i weren't swayed by

00:18:55.540 it because my sister's a lesbian and none infuriate me so like just that's what did it that you're just 1.00

00:19:00.920 like oh and that's honestly why he liked me was because i was like mean to him like yeah he just

00:19:06.200 dug that like he was like oh she doesn't care that i'm handsome which is so funny because all the men

00:19:10.580 online who are like she's never gonna find a guy you're like that's how i found a guy actually by

00:19:14.880 reverse psychology just kidding yeah we met in high school we were friends um i thought he was really

00:19:22.740 nice and funny but he was you know i was i was also he was arrogant i feel like as a child because

00:19:28.000 he's immature right and he's handsome at a young age yeah yeah and then for me i was like a know-it-all

00:19:33.680 so i think if we had he actually asked me to prom his senior year and i said no so jokes on me he got

00:19:40.180 me so liked you in high school yeah he played he played the long game for wow yeah that's so cute

00:19:46.620 yeah and then after college we reconnected because i i was honestly and this is not a joke i was ignoring

00:19:52.720 him for like two years because he pissed me off and i don't remember what it was so clearly it

00:19:58.160 wasn't that important yeah but like i i remember like being i when i didn't want to be friends

00:20:03.440 anymore i text him i'm like we're not even that close so i wish you the best good luck with your

00:20:07.960 life like it's cool just don't ask me to hang out anymore like for two years yeah i just ignored him

00:20:12.460 for like two years and then he started a crazy story everyone in here i know my crew has heard

00:20:17.900 this story a thousand fucking times i'm sorry no you're totally fine yeah so then he hit me up a 0.98

00:20:22.200 bunch towards the end when i was about to graduate from college because he you know was before me 0.98

00:20:26.200 and then i remember texting my sister and i was like the fuck does this guy want and then she was 0.89

00:20:32.440 like i don't know maybe maybe he's like hitting you up like and i was like i doubt it and then i found 0.96

00:20:36.960 out that is exactly what he was doing but i just texted you out of nowhere yeah he was like hey like

00:20:41.820 how have you been like we should get lunch like when you come back like because when i when we

00:20:46.280 were talking and i would come home for breaks in college like we would get like lunch like old

00:20:50.160 co-workers like you know what i'm saying like colleagues like we'd be like like we're cpa buddies

00:20:55.580 or something uh-huh not romantic at all no not even a little bit like so that's why that's why when we

00:21:01.000 weren't talking anymore i was like we're not even that fucking close like it's fine we don't need 0.96

00:21:04.160 friends and when i told whitney cummings that story she goes i love that you were just like hey let's

00:21:09.260 just call it i this friendship i'm in all of you i'm putting you on my vision board i'm not kidding

00:21:15.980 i can't believe we're all not on our feet cheering that's an incredible story i know and then he kept

00:21:22.900 hitting me up he kept hitting me up and i literally kept ignoring him and then he finally was like hey i

00:21:26.600 know you're upset with me i'm really sorry like please let me make it up to you and then i showed 0.98

00:21:30.960 that text to my mom and my mom was like well he seems sorry and i'm like fuck him and my mom was 0.97

00:21:37.460 like well why don't you go to lunch and then see if he still sucks at least you get a free meal 0.99

00:21:41.920 and i was like smart so then i went to the lunch and fast forward seven years later i'm engaged so 0.99

00:21:47.920 he fucking got me wow he really did yeah damn me so reverse psychology apparently on me 0.99

00:21:55.360 you know i got i got got to be honest i know you're like i'm fully in control this entire story 0.99

00:22:01.280 but then at the end i didn't agree to spend the rest of my life with him so i just don't worry

00:22:05.260 i was in control the entire time spoiler he did get me he did he did get me at the end yeah

00:22:10.420 so it's been been a while but wow yeah so my congratulations thank you i was telling you

00:22:17.240 before we started recording like what a fucking week you had new york times bestseller and then 0.95

00:22:21.680 you got engaged like within 48 hours period like it was like it was they were they felt 48 hours 0.97

00:22:29.000 apart that's for fucking sure how do you like touring do you like touring i was because i was on tour 0.95

00:22:34.000 i was on tour when i became a bestseller oh you were on the book tour yeah i was on a book tour 0.86

00:22:38.560 okay so then and then did you hate touring yeah see i love touring yeah i would love to hear what

00:22:45.000 you think about it yeah as somebody who's probably healthy i mean i've been touring i've been touring

00:22:50.040 since i was a teenager i mean i've been on the road since i was like whatever 19 yeah so when we

00:22:55.520 hit covid yeah i had been feeling really like burnt out and run down from travel and kind of

00:23:02.520 romanticizing like well what if i just you know quit and left all this behind and like got a job or

00:23:09.040 like work from home and maybe i'd love that and then uh we went into lockdown and i had that time 0.93

00:23:16.100 to just be home and i was like fuck this i don't i don't like this actually and i miss traveling so 0.95

00:23:24.240 much and i miss airports and since we got we came back from covid i have not uh i have really appreciated 0.95

00:23:30.940 travel really in a way that i well that's true that's a good perspective on it i think but also

00:23:35.420 i'm able to travel more comfortably now post covid because my special did well in the last like now

00:23:40.980 that i'm an established comedian with several specials and like a show like i can travel much

00:23:45.320 more comfortably than it makes it easier yeah i think so but like i love being on the road i love

00:23:49.160 being in different places yeah i did enjoy performing i i enjoyed the shows i enjoyed because

00:23:54.940 like when i did the book tour i did it with my sister so we did like basically just live podcasting

00:24:00.020 and then obviously promoting the book too but so that part i loved it was like everything in between

00:24:05.980 i i truly felt like i was living on the run really like jason born i felt like wasn't that cool yeah

00:24:11.560 like going into day rooms and i was showering and i'd wipe everything down and leave like that's how it

00:24:15.040 felt i was like nothing but underwear and and quick to change shorts in there and that's it

00:24:20.280 and i got a tour bus so we i was gonna ask i haven't done the tour bus thing really yeah i

00:24:25.600 don't know that i'd like the tour i've been on other people's tour buses yeah could you sleep

00:24:29.200 on the tour bus yeah really okay i'm like i'm someone who like i could just drop anywhere and

00:24:34.580 i could fall asleep oh so like i'm not like that yeah if people need like a i know like like a lot

00:24:40.120 of people because we had a big group on tour so like my assistant was there my parents my sister

00:24:44.020 my fiancee obviously my hair and makeup artist tour manager agent like there was like nine or ten

00:24:50.140 of us oh security so ten of us were you stopping at hotels yeah so we did like we slept on the bus

00:24:55.120 but we did day rooms okay for all the hotels and so like the bus we would wake up in the next city

00:25:00.720 we'd go in the day room shower go back on the bus go to the venue perform get back on the bus go to

00:25:06.000 the night yeah because it's dark when you're like showering at the venue and then getting back on the

00:25:10.700 oh my god i know the way we were like they were like oh they do have showers at some venues and i said

00:25:16.200 is that what you call that yeah not for me showers are supposed to be clean and that looks like it was

00:25:22.200 in a brothel i would come out of that shower dirtier yeah seriously so that's a hard no for me yeah 1.00

00:25:28.200 yeah and because i'm like i'm just a dickhead online like obviously like the venues that we had were um 0.89

00:25:34.180 so fucking cool but some of them were really small and some of them were like old too so like the 0.91

00:25:39.120 fucking dude and we're toying in the summer too so on our rider was always like as low as the air 0.98

00:25:44.960 conditioning can go lower it yes like on every rider it's like that's the first thing i want 0.99

00:25:49.520 you to do before you get any snacks turn that air on and turn it all the way well that's what's so

00:25:53.860 funny about theaters is you're like all these big beautiful theaters backstage is like not good

00:25:58.440 it's really gross horror show it's haunted at best yeah it's not a good situation we went to so many

00:26:04.160 haunted places is that your first question when you when you wait yeah we ask on tour we're like are

00:26:09.900 there any ghosts here and they're like yeah we got a few we're gonna need to know who they are

00:26:14.100 has someone died here i can sense it we did in the tinky winky for real i can sense it i we did a show

00:26:22.880 in chicago i think yeah it was chicago and it was like a really small like club uh-huh and it will i

00:26:30.020 mean i say small but i that was our biggest show at the time i think it was like three four hundred

00:26:34.020 people something like that and so like it's like everyone is packed so tightly because it's a small

00:26:40.620 no air in the dead of summer like in july like no no fucking air when we first got in there they 0.92

00:26:47.100 had those big like home depot fans like kind of blowing and i was like okay it's not too bad in

00:26:51.840 here when i went out at night when all the bodies are in there yeah i sat down i said oh good it's hot

00:26:57.540 i love that you're like what's this an hour we're gonna talk for an hour i was just checking

00:27:02.180 i was i was hoping it would be an hour i hope it's longer i hope we're so long i was like this

00:27:07.380 area is giving rainforest cafe like it's feeling very muggy in here oh god it's feeling like yeah

00:27:14.340 no yeah it was really bad it feels like the everglades in there oh that's and i truly i cannot

00:27:19.140 believe that everybody stayed through the entire show like i i personally if i could have if i wasn't 0.97

00:27:24.960 on the stage i would have left you're like this wasn't my event i'd be fucking gone i'd be fucking 0.99

00:27:29.640 pissed off because it's hot in here and i was like you guys are troopers oh my god i couldn't do 0.72

00:27:34.840 it but you're probably a travel expert at this point kind of yeah it's it's hard to use like

00:27:40.600 travel agents or even like tour manager sometimes because you're like i mean i could do this way

00:27:44.540 faster like i've i just i've been doing this for 15 just let me do it just give it to me i'll do it

00:27:49.620 because it's just i have 15 tabs open i see i see every possible flight pattern like it's i got it

00:27:55.860 it's fine just give it to me i know so delegating that stuff is very difficult but

00:27:59.620 yeah i mean and figuring out how to travel is like thrilling you're like oh my god look at this

00:28:06.060 thing i found it's a new neck pillow and everyone's like we don't care we fly twice a year like normal

00:28:11.320 people who don't like and it comes in handy when you fly three times a month yes and everyone's like

00:28:15.920 i can't relate to that yeah okay all right whenever i meet people who don't have tsa pre-check i'm like

00:28:21.440 are you okay would you believe i don't have it you don't have tsa pre-check no what can you believe

00:28:28.580 no it's crazy how often do you fly girl at this point like this month alone i've flown four times

00:28:34.520 so without tsa pre-check yeah can you believe that it's awful you are i'm not kidding losing years off

00:28:39.700 your life and you shouldn't have to take off your shoes i know it's so bad and it's funny too because

00:28:45.340 sometimes some like my agent has tsa pre-check i think she has global entry actually and so she

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00:30:01.440 honestly don't blame anyone i'm like yeah don't leave me save yourself leave me yeah i i have have

00:30:07.980 you this is such a dickhead thing to ask but have you done the delta one the new one at lax 0.98

00:30:11.980 the delta the lounge yeah like not the lounge but the yes private tsa yes i have it's that shit 0.99

00:30:19.280 yeah yeah i said so this is how the other half lives i know but then you're like oh that's why 0.93

00:30:24.340 this was so expensive yeah yeah that's why it's arm and a leg yeah you're like this is why it cost

00:30:28.860 me all of my points and then some every mile i had every mile i had to go through this tiny little

00:30:36.140 area i know i'm i'm working on it though that is actually a goal of ours before the end of this year

00:30:40.240 is to get tsa pre-check so that's a very attainable goal true come on i'm acting i know i'm acting like

00:30:48.360 it's 75 hours you don't even have to go to the airport to do it i know don't wait you could just

00:30:53.640 go anywhere to do that i don't know i think i went to like a post office or something i did something

00:30:57.600 it wasn't the airport photo yeah something like that something like that that was so long ago 0.92

00:31:02.260 because i have my shit together why don't you have tsa pre-check well you are a lot older than 0.90

00:31:07.240 me taylor so that's true i am a lot you look younger than me that's not true at all i'm 30 0.96

00:31:13.500 yeah i'm like you're so much older it feels a lot older i don't know are you okay how long have you

00:31:20.500 been 29 did you just turn i just turned 29 okay how are you feeling or this month how are you feeling

00:31:25.100 age-wise i feel honestly older than 29 yeah like personally i feel like i feel like inside me

00:31:32.280 is like a 60 year old yeah harmless white dad like that's who i think lives inside me

00:31:40.500 personally like some of the shit i like and like i'm drawn to yeah i'm like tim walls lives inside 0.96

00:31:46.860 exactly exactly that's a perfect comparison yeah yeah just like a harmless white dad yeah got a little 0.92

00:31:53.340 belly on him he really really loves like the farmer's market but he also loves football like

00:32:00.420 yeah something like he got you a pool noodle just because he was thinking about there you go

00:32:03.780 you know what i mean he calls he calls me champ you know what i'm saying like that's the kind of guy

00:32:08.040 that lives inside me okay when i turned 29 and i've always felt older than i am also but when i turned

00:32:14.420 29 i was like weirdly panicking in a way that i never thought i would i've been i've wanted to be 30

00:32:20.840 my whole life i mean i literally was like 30 will be great yeah i feel 30 it'll be great and then i

00:32:27.400 was 29 and i started freaking out a little bit and i was also just embarrassed to be 29 maybe it's

00:32:33.500 because it's the end of the 20s it's the end of the 20s you would rather just skip to 30 instead of

00:32:37.520 going to yeah i felt like i was like at a party for too long and everyone's like why is she still

00:32:41.740 here and i'm like i'd love to leave i'm waiting on my uber i'm waiting for my ride i can't go yet

00:32:47.600 but i want to go i don't have anything in common with anybody here that's actually so true yeah

00:32:53.780 especially me being a dickhead tiktoker like oh my god the amount of people i meet and they're like 0.71

00:32:58.760 how old are you and i'm like 29 they're like damn like they act like they act like i am two steps from 0.98

00:33:04.120 the grave because i'm 29 oh like tiktokers do yeah yeah yeah i thought you were younger because of 0.86

00:33:09.400 tiktok mostly i think yeah that's i think that's what most people like when i i just turned i turned 29

00:33:13.880 on the 18th of september so like okay like recently fresh yeah and when i had posted that

00:33:18.880 i would turn 29 like on instagram i got so many comments you broke a lot of hearts they were like 0.98

00:33:24.960 this bitch is 29 not our gen z queen they were like oh my god ew she's old fucking boomer i love 1.00

00:33:33.200 to shit on myself for being old and then watch all the gen z in the comments be like i'm gen z and we 0.99

00:33:37.720 like you taylor and you're like thank you so much i needed that that doesn't make me feel better but 0.98

00:33:42.140 it makes me feel better but i but i feel much older and less cool i know when i was on caleb's

00:33:47.520 show we joked about like he was saying because he's the same age as me so he's 29 too and he was

00:33:52.540 like one of my friends would just set me up with someone and like they're i think they said they

00:33:56.580 were like 38 or something oh my god i saw that clip yeah and he was like that was so funny what

00:34:00.540 driving to his appointments and when he put it on tiktok like so many people were like that's not even

00:34:05.620 that old and then they were like and how old are you guys like i'm like hey you should google the

00:34:11.520 word joke and then come back to me yeah your mind's gonna be blown oh my god and i even commented

00:34:16.080 i'm like guys relax like we love our gen xers i was like we're just being silly and funny like relax

00:34:22.780 yeah but also i know your blood pressure is high so you guys need to monitor that relax you need to

00:34:27.400 calm down it's okay it's gonna be fine i promise it's gonna be fun i love to make jokes about people

00:34:31.280 being old and i'm like they always get mad because they're like you're old okay i mean honestly anyone

00:34:37.020 in their 20s i feel so old around now yeah i mean like a 25 year old and they're like we're like

00:34:41.540 the same age i'm like we really are not like i've shown people pictures of me at 25 and they're like 0.96

00:34:47.660 oh you look so young i'm like that's you right now this is you this is you bitch yeah and this is 1.00

00:34:53.540 you the future i'm from the future i've come back to warn you let me tell you something 0.85

00:34:58.260 yeah i i feel the same exact way especially meeting people in their mid to early 20s

00:35:05.040 that's why it confuses me sometimes when people date younger like a lot i don't get it i don't

00:35:10.960 get it at all i don't have any friends that are 21 let alone like a partner me neither i think about

00:35:16.120 guys that dated me when i was in my 20s and they were in their 30s and i'm like ew like big ick

00:35:23.080 just like what me i was like ugh i can't imagine trying to date like a 22 year old right now me

00:35:31.820 either that's like disgusting no way yeah ew i'm honestly you can't even rent a car i'm out no you 0.73

00:35:37.980 can rent a car but you just have to pay more oh that's true i was renting cars on the road some

00:35:42.120 people some people they like don't let you rent at all unless you're 25 really yeah you have to be 25 0.80

00:35:46.780 for older really rental places yeah i was renting cars up until i was 25 they just charge you a

00:35:53.200 shitload of money oh i'm sure like it would cost more per day to be under 25 than the actual car was

00:36:00.060 it was nuts you know what's funny is like my brother-in-law is 23 i think insane 24 i think

00:36:08.940 and like he came on tour with us because he he was doing security for me and so like when we would

00:36:14.600 have days off or like a night where we had like a lot of time he's like oh i think i'm gonna go out

00:36:18.720 and i'm like well peace and blessings upon you and your family i'm not going like i'm like okay we'll

00:36:23.540 see ya like yeah that's the probably the oldest thing about me is like any sort of going out doesn't

00:36:30.140 exist with me no like i'm i'm good did you have a season of that though in your 20 yeah when i was a 0.99

00:36:35.860 big whore in college i partied all the fucking time i drank my ass off underage but do as i say not as i do 1.00

00:36:43.920 i drank it on my 21st birthday like i was like hey i'm out i'm like i'm gonna retire from the 0.99

00:36:51.160 game i can't do this anymore really yeah like my the end of my senior year i was like hey i think i

00:36:55.480 hate drinking and i'm kind of over this like i'll have a little fun drink now and then but like i

00:36:59.000 just if i drank like how i used to i'd be hospitalized wow i never partied i never did anything i got drunk

00:37:05.580 for the first time a year ago well you did christian comedy so you know that's what i know i didn't think

00:37:12.540 i was gonna drop that and you're gonna be like what yeah that checks out that seems on brand for

00:37:18.500 you that's like yeah when i was in college i was like uh you know being fucking 19 20 and like you 0.94

00:37:25.800 think you're grown because you get to go out and shit yeah i remember thinking like i don't have 0.69

00:37:29.640 anything to do tonight now i'm like oh my god i have nothing to do tonight yeah really changes 0.97

00:37:35.460 really changes yeah i really i really traded in one vice for the other because now i'm now i just

00:37:41.320 like i stay home eat good maybe smoke a little and that's it yeah that's what i'd be doing at home

00:37:48.060 dude i haven't done edibles in a while and i just did edibles the other night now i fell asleep

00:37:53.120 immediately isn't it so awesome i mean because then you wake up the next day and you don't feel like

00:37:58.020 that's true but i wanted to like feel it for a bit and i just done gone unconscious yeah i like

00:38:05.940 kind of wanted to be high for a minute it's just like melatonin yeah truly truly i'm like this used

00:38:11.600 to be fun what happened i've waited too long yeah like the last time i got drunk like for real was

00:38:18.000 when i went to the people's choice awards that seems like a good place yeah like i figured once

00:38:22.300 my workout wait and i never really drink at work stuff because i'm kind of like in and out

00:38:26.180 yeah but i was like i'm gonna have fun i'm gonna be here like and my sister and i went and then i

00:38:29.980 we met up with some friends there and it was like it was we had a blast but i i got hammered but i did

00:38:35.400 have a clip in banging bad idea and you get drunk because then that bang was like it was like sticking

00:38:42.700 straight up by the end of the night like i was like i was so drunk and i didn't care i took pictures

00:38:47.300 with other people with my bangs fucked up like no one said anything no wow so i guess i have no real 0.94

00:38:52.740 friends either i guess my friends fucking hate me also but it was like so fun and then the next day 0.97

00:39:01.360 i was like when i got home i was like oh i'm gonna feel that tomorrow but then the next day i was like 0.77

00:39:05.620 oh my god i'm chilling like i didn't really feel anything i felt a little tired but other than that

00:39:09.520 i was like not hungover love that went through that whole day the day after that i woke up i thought

00:39:14.360 i had covid oh my god i literally was like oh my god i think i have covid i thought i had the flu

00:39:18.960 i tested myself three times to see if i had covid no i thought i had the flu and then i like call my

00:39:23.900 mom and i'm in tears and my mom goes well didn't you drink at that thing i'm like that was two days

00:39:28.100 ago and she was like i think you're just hung over what oh that's two days later i'm a million i'm a

00:39:36.160 million years old i literally was like i had meetings yesterday did i just wake up drunk like i just i was

00:39:41.200 on those meetings you were still a little drunk yesterday i think so wow i think that's why it didn't

00:39:45.780 hit me yet oh my god that's wild that's so horrible too to be like i'm really ill and i was like i think

00:39:52.240 you're hung over like when you go to the doctor and you're like i think something's really wrong

00:39:56.300 and like it's anxiety just like take a beat i think i'm having a heart attack that's just anxiety it's 0.90

00:40:01.400 just that you're okay you're fine i know i was i was hung over as fuck like two days later and i was 0.92

00:40:07.840 like oh my god i'm dying once it really hit me and so i was trying to treat it like a hangover

00:40:11.720 but that same day i went to the sacred hair launch party which is where i met beyonce

00:40:16.860 oh my god so i was like i didn't know i was gonna meet her and i was like when they i was like they

00:40:23.600 were like hey don't forget you have that party tonight i was like oh my god so i was literally

00:40:26.920 in my shower i was like pull it together pull it together i gotta lock in i gotta lock in

00:40:31.080 and so then i i like ate like a bunch of food to try and like make myself feel better and drank a lot

00:40:36.360 of water a lot of electrolytes oh my god that seemed to do the trick i think i would like to

00:40:43.780 think it worked because i did meet her and i wasn't weird so you're just super chill about it

00:40:49.040 no not at all she's honestly the only like celebrity i've ever met where i truly like

00:40:53.860 i felt so speechless i didn't even know yeah have you ever met anyone like that beyonce no no not

00:41:00.240 beyonce i never met beyonce i've never met anyone like beyonce have you ever met anyone that you

00:41:04.540 were like damn that's crazy i mean yeah no one that i was like i literally can't talk yeah same

00:41:10.440 because you know hers was the only one yeah because everybody once you get up close to him 0.93

00:41:14.100 like oh you are like a person yeah but i don't think beyonce is i think beyonce is a goddess so

00:41:19.740 i don't think i would handle yeah she's otherworldly for sure oh my god i feel like she just was

00:41:23.620 floating on a cloud the whole time like just gliding around like yeah i was yeah when we were

00:41:28.260 meeting her i was meeting her with my friend brenny and she was like there's no way we're meeting

00:41:32.220 her right and i go i don't know man but i feel like they might invite me in that room and she

00:41:36.540 would get i don't even know and that would be okay what a way to go out meeting beyonce yeah that's

00:41:42.040 nuts i'm like speechless meeting someone who met beyonce that's how insane meeting beyonce is i'm just

00:41:48.500 like you what you were there when i did that commercial i worked with a different member of

00:41:55.360 destiny's child but when i get that last one the prophecy will be complete i will achieve

00:42:01.960 self-actualization yeah my third eye opens i elevate at that point i do have actually another

00:42:07.560 question about your stand-up journey okay uh because you're so successful obviously in your

00:42:10.980 female comic i'm like i love to ask my female comic friends like how it's been kind of navigating a

00:42:15.900 very like male-centric industry right obviously like stand-up is so it's so common for men to do

00:42:22.680 stand-up but for women it especially women who succeed like you have it's like kind of a much

00:42:27.680 different journey so like how has that been for you i mean i feel like there's so many women doing

00:42:34.180 stand-up now i think when i was younger yeah it was it has changed a lot like in the last 15 years

00:42:40.480 i feel like it used to be way more of a thing to be like there's only one woman on the show tonight

00:42:45.140 like you have to dress a certain way like you can't dress too sexy or whatever like i feel like all

00:42:52.160 of that is i don't want to sound like stupid and say like all that's gone because i don't think it's

00:42:59.280 all gone but it's so much better now than it was when i was a teenager yeah so i feel very lucky in

00:43:06.440 that way and then i think like the female stand-ups that i'm friends with and are sort of like in my 1.00

00:43:12.020 class and are coming with me like everyone's very supportive of one another because because there

00:43:16.000 isn't this weird um like i think there was like this weird competition that like really male comics

00:43:25.800 created where they'd be like well there's there's only like one or two good female comics and they 1.00

00:43:29.800 kind of go like you're the good one and like and she's too whatever yeah that's actually so true 0.90

00:43:34.340 yeah it's like very fucked up it was created by them not by the women who are pursuing it 1.00

00:43:39.220 yeah 1000 but now um yeah i don't know like so many of my favorite comics are women and my favorite 0.81

00:43:45.760 people are female comics so yeah i don't know i think i was so young when i started that i think

00:43:52.560 i was more um thinking about that more so than me being a female comic although i will say

00:44:00.480 i was talking to somebody about this the other day i wouldn't bring purses to shows because if i

00:44:07.360 brought a purse people would assume i was a male comedian's girlfriend who was just sitting 0.89

00:44:14.160 like waiting yes waiting support instead of to do a set i would never bring a purse if i brought

00:44:19.880 anything it was a backpack or i would just like have a hoodie with a pocket yeah which is such a

00:44:25.720 dumb thing that like men that's crazy that you have to do that yeah it's like it's like you put up

00:44:30.600 these you start developing these like guardrails where you're like okay i'm not going to do this i'm not 1.00

00:44:35.160 gonna do that i'm not gonna do that because then they're gonna take me seriously right just fucking 0.98

00:44:38.480 annoying yeah and i think i was thinking a lot more about like what i was wearing than i can't

00:44:42.820 even imagine all comics were yeah yeah when winnie was on she was telling me like because she asked me

00:44:47.480 if i've done stand-up and i've i haven't but i've only well i've done five i've done a tie five with

00:44:52.940 for caleb and at the largo and i think the other comic was chris fleming and then it was me

00:44:59.400 and then um which like you're too successful to start doing stand-up you don't need to do that

00:45:05.440 you're you're an empire you don't need to start doing stand-up if you want to start doing stand-up

00:45:10.800 i wouldn't mind doing it my my manager is he is like you have to try it once you're on tour try it

00:45:17.800 yeah that's yeah and he's like you don't like touring no i don't and i've told him that too

00:45:22.560 that's why we he's like well let's talk about it let's talk about it which like i i get what he

00:45:26.320 means because i do love live performing yeah and like when we did my my show with my sister like

00:45:31.080 it's all essentially it's all improv because yeah we would put out a prompt like beforehand we'd have

00:45:37.180 audience members fill it out they'd bring them backstage after the mean greet we'd pick them

00:45:40.580 and then we'd go on stage and then we'd just rip and just do jokes for like an hour and a half

00:45:44.100 so like i do love that part like that part is very fun it's like it's like all crowd work really at

00:45:50.040 that point but i think that's really fun but i also like i love stand-up like i've loved stand-up

00:45:55.120 like far before i started doing this if you can believe it and i i've like loved the art form for

00:46:01.940 so long that i've told him forever i'm like i just don't want to find out the hard way that i'm not

00:46:07.360 good at it like as a virgo i don't like that but also i'm like i know i'm funny but like yeah my pride

00:46:13.980 is not too big to be like i'm online funny not necessarily stand-up funny like those are two very

00:46:19.040 different things i feel like right sometimes they can exist in the same body but sometimes they can't

00:46:22.700 yeah but you you could get good at it you know like everybody's bad at first that's the thing

00:46:27.760 about stand-up is like nobody starts doing stand-up and everyone's like whoa no notes just no notes

00:46:32.720 good right away i can't believe it that's what we found one that's true the prodigy no everyone's bad

00:46:39.000 for a while and that's why it's like if you really want to do it i mean of course you could do it yeah

00:46:44.600 yeah you're like me don't do that no i'm like you you're killing it i'm just like stand up such a

00:46:50.540 funny like weird skill to have like once it's your career everyone's like oh cool but just doing it

00:46:56.540 when you're starting out you seem insane to everyone who loves you they're like okay so you're just gonna

00:47:02.660 go do five minutes for people who aren't gonna laugh and you're gonna perform for free in an empty

00:47:09.460 room and okay no that seems you're gonna drive an hour to do less long as you're happy as long as

00:47:14.060 you're happy as long as you're happy yeah that's like when caleb was like really trying to he helped

00:47:19.940 me tremendously like i could not have done the five without him and even then there's a lot of work

00:47:23.760 to be done on that five but like when he was telling me about it i was like i don't want to

00:47:28.560 tell anyone that was honestly the only thing i've ever done that i was like actually very nervous

00:47:32.560 to do really yeah i've done so much shit in front of people publicly i've done like stage 0.76

00:47:37.560 performance i've hosted yeah i'm so surprised you know that's the only thing like in the three 0.76

00:47:42.440 years i've been doing this that really like i was like sick to my stomach nervous wow and it's just

00:47:47.520 because i i love comedy like i love stand-up specifically i love joke writing like i just

00:47:51.840 think there's such it's such a skill and a and a like thing to have like such a special talent to

00:47:57.500 have which is why i love your stuff so much so i i just love a good joke right like joke writer i

00:48:02.920 just think it's fucking awesome so i think that's why i was so nervous because i was like

00:48:06.200 damn i respect the art form so much and what if nobody laughs and i literally told caleb he's 0.87

00:48:11.100 like do you want me to like tell people do you want me to promote it and i was like no it's all 0.89

00:48:14.440 right because i told him i wanted to find out for real like if i'm yeah because i was like because

00:48:18.780 obviously like if it's people who love me and they come like they're gonna laugh no matter what

00:48:22.380 because they're just a big fan of me but i was like but i just kind of want to go and do it in

00:48:26.100 front of your audience and we have a lot of crossover but we also don't yeah so i told him i want to be 0.94

00:48:31.080 able to tell the jokes and like hear for real like if people actually find the shit funny 0.66

00:48:34.260 yeah and he was like i think that's cool that you don't want to that is cool and i was like yeah

00:48:39.140 i just want to know for realsies like if i'm going to do it i want to do it right but it went well

00:48:42.920 yeah it went well i would say i got some laughs everybody laughed actually here people here came

00:48:47.720 yeah my producer amanda came laura came that's awesome that being said me and taylor have been

00:48:52.940 yapping like crazy which is my favorite thing to do on this show but i did want to read one of

00:48:57.780 these tiktoks that's applicable to our topic today i've been so excited to watch you use your phone

00:49:01.820 with the mittens and it really hasn't it really hasn't disappointed me okay so our topic is

00:49:07.960 misogynistic men on the internet who make generalizations that women aren't as funny as men

00:49:11.740 obviously and they hate female stand-ups which is to be expected especially from an unfunny man

00:49:17.600 they really love making fun of comedians in this clip from an old conan episode that's resurfaced on

00:49:23.800 tiktok comedian nikki glazer talks about a theory that in dating and relationships

00:49:28.200 quote women define good sense of humor as a man who can make them laugh while men define a good

00:49:32.840 sense of humor as a woman who will laugh at their jokes and men in the comments were not happy with 0.94

00:49:37.320 this theory that's actually t yeah i feel like that's so fucking true that's so fucking like 0.94

00:49:43.360 it's so funny it's when men want you to laugh at things that are not funny yeah whether it's just 0.81

00:49:48.460 like a bad joke or if it's like offensive i hate it when you talk to men about girls they're dating 0.58

00:49:53.480 and they're like yeah we get along great and you're like well what do you like about her he's

00:49:58.180 like she just like she just really gets me

00:50:01.800 and you're like yeah but like what's something else what like what is she like and like i said

00:50:09.100 like we really hit it off it always comes back to it always i'm happy it's great i talked to a guy

00:50:14.880 once where he kept saying that and i was like let me stop you because someone else is going to ask you

00:50:19.100 this at some point you need to say something about her do you know anything you know anything

00:50:23.780 tell say she's funny nice yeah hard working like any adjectives that are a separate thing from you

00:50:31.460 it was really really upsetting shocking to see shocking to see but yeah it does seem like i don't know i

00:50:39.320 know lots of guys who do like that they are married to or dating funny women and then i also know lots of

00:50:46.040 guys who are like she's really funny and you're like she's really not yeah she's just hot yeah and

00:50:52.720 you're not funny either and you don't know what funny is actually neither of you are funny yeah

00:50:58.300 honestly you guys have a lot in common which is not much yeah that is always so funny to me

00:51:04.560 like that's so true you're like we just really got along well yeah and they can't tell you one

00:51:09.580 fucking thing about her not one thing i don't know anything about her but she did laugh at all my 1.00

00:51:13.600 jokes yeah and i did tell the offensive ones and she still laughs so i think that's a great lag or 0.98

00:51:18.560 like we talked all night and it's like did you talk all night because she asked you all the questions or

00:51:22.620 what did you ask did you learn anything about her learn anything or did you just get to talk

00:51:27.940 uninterrupted for a very long time and that makes you feel good that's like honestly so funny like

00:51:32.840 a woman who will just laugh at all their jokes yeah yeah it's so frustrating because i feel like 1.00

00:51:39.520 when women are looking to date men they are looking for somebody funny yeah but i don't feel like that 0.98

00:51:46.660 is the case as often in reverse it's really not isn't it kind of like sometimes you have friends

00:51:52.020 and they're like oh he's so funny though and then you meet them and you're like i i mean a lot of people

00:52:00.140 maybe to someone that's true it's like a lot of people just think the people they're dating are funny

00:52:04.840 and they're really just not and i think a lot of people think they're funny and they aren't funny

00:52:09.500 to you or funny to most people right that's i think that's an important distinction yeah no that's for

00:52:14.680 sure i i even asked i've asked my fiancee i'm like who do you think's funnier between the two of us

00:52:19.340 and he was like um i would say you and i go it's a good answer because that's the right answer

00:52:27.160 and so he laughed he goes i mean i don't think i'm not funny but i do think that you're funnier

00:52:32.860 than me i mean it would be crazy if he said he was funny i don't know him but like it would be

00:52:40.700 insane yeah it would be really if he was like yeah i think it's me have fun at your podcast

00:52:46.600 your wildly successful podcast where you tell jokes where you tell jokes for living yeah but i think

00:52:53.080 i'm funnier bye that would be crazy that would be crazy i don't know him but i don't i don't know him

00:52:59.340 you're so handsome i have no i'm sure you're funny but that would be crazy yeah i i made a

00:53:05.100 joke once to him because he asked me once like because sometimes we'll ask each other like these 0.98

00:53:10.260 ridiculous fucking questions like one time he asked me he goes what would you do if one day i woke up 0.96

00:53:15.440 and i was just like really really into cosplaying and i was like what do you mean like really and he's 0.99

00:53:21.520 like like i gotta buy all this stuff and i go to something like every weekend i start taking like

00:53:25.920 classes where i learn how to like fight and stuff like like sword fight can i just say

00:53:29.740 this is anxious attachment you two thinking up scenarios going would you leave me if i was into

00:53:35.680 cosplay it's funny because what else what if i what if i had a sword then would you leave me then then

00:53:41.500 what one time i asked him would you still date would you still love me if i had arms like yours

00:53:46.020 like if i was built like him uh-huh and he said no and then i got mad what so the joke's on me

00:53:51.740 did he did he take it back yeah he was like well i'm like not like it's just i was like oh your

00:53:58.000 your masculinity is threatened when i have biceps as big as yours that's what that that's misogyny 1.00

00:54:03.160 just kidding i know every man who fucking hates me if you clip that shit i'm gonna be so pissed 1.00

00:54:08.200 because i'm wearing this outfit so obviously it's a bad look on me from both ends 0.99

00:54:12.680 relax that was a joke anyways he asked me what would you like what would you do like i was like

00:54:21.240 like what would i do if you started doing that and he's like yeah and i go and you're exactly who

00:54:26.540 you are now and he said yeah and i go okay this is not a joke i'm being dead serious i'd probably

00:54:32.440 take you to see a doctor would you really i'm being so serious and i have never made him laugh that

00:54:37.700 hard like he laughed for like 20 minutes you wouldn't just like tie a cape on i mean and drive

00:54:42.780 him to the field if they i were the thing is trust me i would i don't know anything about

00:54:46.480 cause but i know they just woke up the next day and developed that something's off gotta check

00:54:53.160 and if everything's fine i support you okay but i just want to make sure we're good up here you're

00:54:59.100 like if any big personality changes happen i am going to get you checked out just in case just in

00:55:06.300 case but i'm fine with whatever you choose specifically i'm telling you oh that specifically

00:55:10.560 yeah because okay he has told me verbatim that he thinks acting is the most humiliating job in the

00:55:17.200 world for him like he's like for me that would cosplay is not acting though well it's a form of

00:55:21.760 acting you're acting i guess something yeah you know but you're playing pretend it's all the same

00:55:27.540 yeah i guess that's true and i love a cosplay don't get me wrong i'm just saying if my man started

00:55:32.980 doing that out of nowhere burnt toast something's wrong i'm smelling it and i need to check it

00:55:38.900 i'm just saying like that's i just need to check something i'm smelling burnt toast i need to take

00:55:44.520 you somewhere has he come up with a scenario that you were like yes i would leave you for that

00:55:48.800 hmm i'm trying to think we do ask each other the most ridiculous ones i love it i love that you're

00:55:54.580 constantly testing your connection yeah just constantly is this how about this is this for

00:56:00.620 real yes or no um i'm trying to think i don't think he's ever told me one where i was like yeah i

00:56:06.120 can't do that oh honestly he told me if i if i went on tiktok and i started doing like

00:56:10.900 like the thirst traps like with no shirt on and like no underwear and i have like loose

00:56:15.660 dirty you'd leave him for that yeah absolutely i would really well you're not gonna embarrass me 0.99

00:56:20.560 like that what the fuck hey get your bag king but find someone else who's gonna be in it you 0.99

00:56:25.320 know what i'm saying really oh yeah no that i draw the line i'd rather you cosplay to be honest 0.99

00:56:29.800 that's sort of like cosplaying is it yeah so you're cosplaying a douchebag

00:56:33.960 or are you just one well there you go if he wasn't he's exactly the same he starts doing

00:56:40.280 but he makes those videos yeah but yeah but as soon as the video stops he's like 0.90

00:56:43.800 that guy sucked would that be okay no then i'd be afraid of him okay yeah then i'd be a little i 0.84

00:56:51.200 can't believe that's your deal it'd be like the movie split with james that'd be kind of fun 0.97

00:56:55.620 he starts crawling on all fours well now i have to draw the line now i'm not i'm not a big fan of

00:57:01.840 that wait let me read some of these comments okay so this one says american comedians just

00:57:07.760 read out pinterest quotes with vocal fry and call it a joke it's not so much women it's american women 0.99

00:57:13.900 pinterest quotes with vocal fry yeah and also good pinterest he put comedians which is oh i hate 0.99

00:57:21.340 that i hate that shit i hate it so much why are we gendering it it's fucking you're a comic 1.00

00:57:25.460 hold on i'm gonna test this out pinterest quote here we go i'm sure we'll find a good one right 1.00

00:57:34.040 and with vocal fry oh here we go yeah keep your eyes on the stars and your feet on the ground

00:57:41.080 that is my stand-up honestly that's honestly my stand-up that's the hour if you guys needed a

00:57:48.220 preview of the hour that's what it is your first hour no to self i get to determine how bad or good

00:57:53.500 my day is that's my new stand-up special i think honestly that sounds like mel robbins so i don't

00:57:58.420 know what we're talking about like that's not that's not comedy but okay there's not crazy comments

00:58:04.920 that's just like where do women go for words pinterest 1.00

00:58:09.000 oh my gosh you probably got those jokes on etsy yeah bitch i fucking bitch fucking whore 1.00

00:58:17.720 this next one says to be honest men just want a woman who can take a joke and not get angry if 1.00

00:58:22.480 something's slightly sexist sorry my eyes rolled so hard yeah just a little oh my god jeez i've 0.99

00:58:31.060 talked shit on on male comics who like lean too heavy into the feminist shit or like the this you 0.99

00:58:36.380 know misogyny shit uh-huh and i've said many times and i know i'm sure you can echo the same sentiment 1.00

00:58:42.080 that like if you think that's our first time hearing a fucking misogynistic joke you're out of 0.99

00:58:48.640 your mind like especially someone like you who's grown up in the world like you've been working 0.99

00:58:52.480 in comedy for fucking years you think that's the first offensive joke yeah we've ever heard no 0.99

00:58:57.560 if i haven't heard it i'd probably laugh i know that's my point i'd be surprised that's exactly 0.96

00:59:02.100 my point i literally said i'm like i'd be like that's bad don't tell people but that is you got

00:59:06.500 me you know what that one's kind of good that was kind of good i workshop it a little but that 0.99

00:59:10.240 one's kind of good i literally i'm like have you guys ever considered that maybe the shit just sucks 0.92

00:59:14.540 yeah like it's just a poorly written joke like there are many it's like that uh i saw some i 0.95

00:59:19.760 forget which comic it was i can't remember who it was but he was like it's true you can say anything

00:59:24.380 you just you have to do it well yeah and like when you don't do it well you hear about it like it's

00:59:29.760 like and if it's offensive on top of that and you didn't do it well now you're hearing that it sucked

00:59:34.360 and also that people are offended so it's like if you're gonna walk the line then you got to do it

00:59:38.600 well yep and maybe you're just bad like i was like have you ever thought that maybe you're just bad 0.97

00:59:42.520 at writing jokes like the shit's just not funny i don't think they have thought that especially not 0.98

00:59:46.420 men not for fucking sure and i and i that the comic that i was making fun of i like i literally was 0.99

00:59:51.760 like every joke you said i could go to like your racist white uncle's facebook page and i could find 0.97

00:59:57.640 that shit in meme form yep probably with a minion on it yeah which would be better yeah yeah which like 0.98

01:00:03.260 i'd love to see a minion yeah i could talk about that scrolling pinterest for women male comics go on 1.00

01:00:08.060 facebook yeah and they just scroll they stop and they're like reading reddit with vocal fry there 1.00

01:00:13.060 it is i'm gonna joke about how women love astrology fucking stupid bitches like the shit sucks i think 1.00

01:00:20.020 it's just not funny like if you're gonna be offensive you gotta at least try yeah to be funny like at least 1.00

01:00:25.920 try but like they can't even do that because the skill level is too high for that so i feel like it's

01:00:31.020 just too much of a challenge and whenever they say like oh you can't joke about anything these days

01:00:36.400 i always say i'm like that never stops you i don't know why why how many times i've comics been

01:00:43.280 told hey that's fucked up don't say that and they just continue to say it and then they add on and 0.93

01:00:47.480 people get mad at me when i say that yeah no i don't think that's true at all and i actually think 0.96

01:00:51.000 that when people do get like canceled now for something they say it just helps their career

01:00:54.960 yeah for real that's why i think it's like i don't know you can say whatever you want yeah like

01:00:58.600 clearly i'm like no no one's stopping you clearly like it doesn't matter how many people complain

01:01:03.020 you're still doing it uh this one says some girls just want to believe they're funny and won't take 1.00

01:01:07.300 silence as an answer very few rare moments my girl actually makes me laugh that's so wild can you

01:01:14.820 imagine being a man on the internet writing out yeah my girlfriend doesn't ever make me laugh or bring

01:01:22.080 me joy she's so and i'm gonna and i'm gonna use it to prove a point on this professional comedian's

01:01:28.780 comment on television god that's so insane that's that's like the guy who's like look i love her 0.99

01:01:35.740 but she's not funny she's like she's hot but she's not fucking funny she's kind of a bitch and she's 1.00

01:01:42.340 kind of a bitch but she loves me so but i love her though i do but if she didn't love me 1.00

01:01:50.140 she's fat fuck her so doesn't matter she's fat so who cares oh my god i don't know if this has 1.00

01:01:56.000 happened to you like recently especially i'll do things like i'll go film stuff or like i'll get 0.99

01:02:01.260 asked to come do stuff and like some you know sometimes they have like cameras and they want

01:02:05.060 to do b-roll stuff of you like waiting or whatever and like i was at something i was filming all day

01:02:11.140 and then they kept following me around to like catch b-roll of me just talking and

01:02:15.000 at the end of the day the guy that was like following me the most he goes you know what

01:02:19.340 you're actually pretty funny and then i was like a word you think so god yes

01:02:27.180 you were the one you were the one i wanted to convince oh thank god i've been so worried i was

01:02:33.220 gonna be up all night if you didn't find me funny uh what was i gonna do i loved it when men after

01:02:37.940 shows when i was younger especially used to come up to me and be like i hate female comedians 0.98

01:02:41.940 i mean i think they suck but you're really you were funny you got me and you're like oh me 0.97

01:02:49.900 i've you obviously have great taste little old me oh my god i'm like if you think all female 0.99

01:02:56.460 comics suck then i actually hope you don't think i'm funny yeah because you clearly have terrible 0.93

01:03:00.980 judgment terrible taste yeah actually that hurts my feelings i actually think i'm not funny now 0.97

01:03:04.780 because you think i'm funny i'm gonna have to rework my whole hour yeah just because you told me that

01:03:09.120 yeah i i uh well i had one of my one of my friends was on and she's uh doing stand-up now

01:03:14.800 she's like in the early stages of doing stand-up so she's been doing clubs here and there and she

01:03:19.260 told me that recently she she did really well and she did like 30 minutes or something and she killed

01:03:23.960 and she said after the guy that went after her or no but right before her was an older man he's

01:03:29.720 probably like in his 40s 50s and she said that he bombed like nobody laughed it was really bad

01:03:35.600 and it was it sucked then she went on she kind of saved the night by like doing her 30 and then 1.00

01:03:41.100 she said when she caught up the guy was like hey man you know you got a lot of potential but i did 0.98

01:03:47.320 want to give you some notes and he gave her a bunch of fucking notes and i said and did you stand there 0.99

01:03:51.500 and listen to her she goes well yeah because i like he just like cornered me and i didn't know 0.98

01:03:55.380 what to say and she's not very confrontational oh my god but i was like that's crazy that he's giving

01:04:00.460 you advice yeah no that's like well see i would listen to you but nobody laughed at your jokes so

01:04:05.620 i like i don't think you're the guy that i should be seeking counsel from like oh i don't want you

01:04:10.900 to tell me oh well if i listen to you are people gonna not laugh like how they didn't laugh at yours

01:04:16.120 because i don't want that to happen to me oh no i've always told people you should just act 0.97

01:04:20.680 fucking stupid like when they do that you should be like yeah okay well thank you but if if are they 0.99

01:04:25.880 not gonna laugh like they didn't laugh at you because i think the point's to make them laugh 1.00

01:04:29.660 and i did that but so don't do what i did yes got it okay don't do what i i'm gonna change everything

01:04:36.620 i'm gonna rework it all thank you so much she said she gets that a lot like men will be like crazy

01:04:41.980 they say and it's funny because they say the same thing they're like i you know i don't really think

01:04:45.360 women are funny but and i've gotten that many times i don't think women are that funny but you're 1.00

01:04:51.760 you know you're you're you're you're not you're not too bad gee thanks it's so boring i know it's

01:04:58.960 just like i don't know i kind of like don't really hear that anymore or like the comments you get

01:05:04.020 online that are like women only talk about sex and you're like that's just like not true and men

01:05:08.800 don't yeah it's just it's just it's like not even fun to talk about because you're like okay like

01:05:15.520 it just like you know the kids in school who like were so like no one could bully them because

01:05:21.240 they would just be like all right like that's how i feel now with men who are like women aren't 0.99

01:05:26.380 funny all you talk about is your vagina you're like okay yeah fuck yeah do you feel better i relate to 1.00

01:05:33.180 that so yeah it's crazy i relate to that so i'm exhausted for me yeah recently i i like i because 0.99

01:05:39.600 obviously my fucking niche like i always have men who think they're like socrates and they're like yeah 0.89

01:05:44.560 has anyone ever thought about like yeah they have like that i'm just mean yeah they have believe it or 0.97

01:05:49.640 not yeah people have said that about me before but again like men think they're the first person

01:05:53.260 to ever have thoughts right so they need to tell people and so whenever they critique me like if

01:05:58.100 i'm like hey suck on my nuts like i i never entertain conversations with men who are like committed to 0.82

01:06:03.660 misunderstanding me and they just they want to take a like logical approach to it but recently they'll 0.98

01:06:09.440 tell me like oh then debate me you should have me on your show debate me yeah on what human rights

01:06:15.280 i'm not doing that and then i told them have me on your show and debate me i can't even tell you how

01:06:20.440 many times men who hate me have asked to come on my show or told me i should invite them you should

01:06:24.760 say yes of course and then just send them to an empty parking lot i send them to that place where 0.99

01:06:31.340 they sent donald trump when he was in front of the fucking lawnmowers or whatever the fuck 0.99

01:06:34.700 i send them there that's just the place they go that's fucking insane yeah isn't that crazy i'm like 0.99

01:06:40.200 you're asking me to platform you a nobody oh no and it's funny because when they ask me to debate i 1.00

01:06:46.160 go here's my answer to that no and then when i say no i'm like no go fuck yourself they go well 0.99

01:06:52.700 that's see that's what i thought you're fucking afraid of me you don't want to be challenged you 0.99

01:06:56.980 don't want to be and every time they say that i go okay i mean if that makes you feel better i'm cool 0.97

01:07:01.860 with that like when you drive to auto zone tomorrow and you're sitting in gridlock and you're thinking 0.99

01:07:06.040 about that you're gonna be like that fucking bitch is afraid of me i hope it brings you joy 1.00

01:07:09.480 yeah kindles joy for you yeah i hope you have a good day at work i hope that that keeps you warm 1.00

01:07:14.240 at night yeah that's insane that they punch the card at the circle k i hope that your co-workers

01:07:19.240 laugh i really do they think that would go well for them apparently that's what i'm like you guys 0.98

01:07:23.980 think because i tell people to suck on my wiener that i'm stupid and given the outfit i can see why 0.77

01:07:29.520 you think that however no i think this outfit's gonna change a lot of minds i didn't really shake 0.99

01:07:35.200 the table for them they're like you know what new perspective you know what she is funny

01:07:40.440 is that is that tinky winky you know what wait she is good she might be onto something 0.98

01:07:47.220 she might be cooking a little bit i know every time they ask me i that's so funny i relate to 0.98

01:07:52.400 that sentiment so heavily i'm very like okay because i don't give a fuck if men find me funny 0.98

01:07:58.040 no like i really don't fucking care like the worst men in the world like if the only men laughing at 0.93

01:08:03.280 my jokes are men whose whereabouts are being questioned from january 6th i'm not funny yeah 0.98

01:08:08.860 like i'm not funny i need to rework i need to regroup yeah i need to rewrite yeah those are the

01:08:13.860 only comments online that don't not the only but i try not to read comments because i don't want

01:08:18.280 anything to hurt my feelings but i don't i don't feel insecure about whether or not i'm funny yeah like

01:08:24.280 i just know i'm funny if i'm not for you that's fine yeah but i am objectively funny

01:08:28.760 it's just like long long sigh so if people comment that i'm not funny i'm like

01:08:35.540 that's embarrassing for you to be wrong but if somebody's like you look ugly in this i'm like

01:08:42.720 now we now we have a debate now we can talk about i hear you on that i am funny though but if you have 0.81

01:08:50.160 comments about my outfit sucks i will hear those i will hear that i'm willing to entertain i'm willing 0.86

01:08:55.840 to entertain that um that is correct my car sucks you're probably right but i am funny that's so 0.99

01:09:03.900 real that's why i'm like i don't give a fuck if you think i'm ugly because i get fat and ugly all the 0.99

01:09:09.080 fucking time especially for men who hate me but not funny now you're lying to me and god that's not 0.99

01:09:14.620 fucking cool don't do that i was like you're lying that's an act of lie because i objectively and i 0.99

01:09:19.580 always tell people like let's look at tape like yeah one of us gets paid to do this for living and 0.98

01:09:23.820 yeah you're at home so like i don't know again i don't know if you're the person as we could ask

01:09:29.400 the people follow me if they think i'm funny like we could ask but yeah i think the same thing it's

01:09:34.740 funny too because recently like i get asked questions a lot where they're like oh what's

01:09:39.680 you know is there ever been an insult that you got that was like actually stuck with you and i've

01:09:44.660 always like no because men are not creative like even in the slightest it's it's just variations of fat

01:09:49.840 and ugly over and over and over again quite frankly i'm bored right i'm playing against myself at

01:09:53.420 this point and i was like but one time one person wrote something about me that i truly like i was

01:09:59.340 like yeah yeah that one that one got me like you got you nicked me yeah you got me someone once just

01:10:04.220 wrote pot of greed on twitter and she just screenshot a terrible picture of me i will say that and he

01:10:09.740 said he just wrote pot of greed that's it and that tweet had like 10 likes and i remember looking at it

01:10:14.520 and i go pot of greed right so i googled it and it's a yugioh card and it's like an evil chalice 0.98

01:10:21.720 and when i saw the picture of that evil mug it did look like me like he got me like he fucking got 0.96

01:10:28.060 you got me hey you got me what part of being funny for a living is is real recognizing real 0.92

01:10:33.960 you got me like when you look up the yugioh yeah i do look like that thing okay you got me right

01:10:39.620 and i and i told that joke it's a mug yeah it's like it's a chalice it's literally a chalice with

01:10:44.980 an evil you look like a chalice oh it has a face as a face as an evil face and he got that person 0.88

01:10:51.020 got me whoever the fuck that was they got me and i was like and i've told that joke before and like 0.98

01:10:56.000 people have laughed at it they're like oh like you know they're like oh that's so funny oh she 0.98

01:11:00.760 does look like that i'm like relax yeah too much i already said it yeah yep let's calm down that was

01:11:05.820 like a year or two ago and then fast forward to now like recently i saw like when i was seeing i saw a

01:11:11.140 hate video about me in the comments i saw some like people just went pat agreed pat agreed and

01:11:15.080 then i saw a guy wrote when i saw a guy call her a pot of greed i've never looked at her the same

01:11:20.120 and i literally made a video about this and i was like actually annoyed and i was like hey listen

01:11:24.640 we could sit here and we could joke all fucking day one thing you're not going to do is take credit 0.99

01:11:28.940 for my fucking jokes bitch i said that shit yeah i made that funny and i was like you guys are 1.00

01:11:34.440 fucking useless you need me for everything even to insult myself you guys need me for that too 1.00

01:11:38.560 jesus christ i was like i don't care what you say about me but one thing you're not going to do 0.99

01:11:43.680 is take credit for my jokes because you guys never would have known about pot agreed if it wasn't for

01:11:47.960 me so that's me being honest i was like that's the only thing that bothers me wow that's why you're

01:11:53.260 so specific i know i know he fucking got me like hey you got me like thank you for telling me what i 0.98

01:11:58.960 should feel insecure about i didn't know i'd never seen the evil cup no yeah because i wasn't bringing 0.98

01:12:03.980 that to my attention i wasn't a fucking geek so i didn't play yugioh my fucking dad i didn't know 0.98

01:12:08.100 that card existed now i do but i was popular in high school i'm just kidding i'm kidding but yeah 0.98

01:12:14.260 i get you on that you're like objectively i am funny so we're not going to sit here and debate yeah

01:12:18.080 that's we're bored anything else look we can talk about it yeah one thing i'm not going to talk about

01:12:23.080 i'll take notes i you have a cream i'll put a cream on whatever you think eyeshadow what do you got

01:12:30.720 give me a right just bring a solution with you yeah for real literally if you're coming to the

01:12:36.080 table bring a solution i feel it but anyways we have talked about a lot of things we've we've

01:12:42.740 really spun the gamut over here but i would love if you could give the audience um some advice on

01:12:49.340 any especially female comedians who are comedians if you will oh i didn't know what you're talking

01:12:54.840 about until you said comedians now i got it there you go yeah yeah we need to clarify yeah yeah they're

01:13:00.660 ladies lady comics lady comics if they're coming up in the business or maybe they're aspiring to

01:13:05.880 like whether it's just to write jokes or to be do stand-up as a whole like what would you say is your

01:13:10.840 best piece of advice for them especially in this new climate of like kind of like social media and

01:13:15.720 like you know a lot of female comics coming up at the same time what would you say is your best 0.99

01:13:20.060 piece of advice i think my best piece of advice besides the obvious one that i give literally

01:13:23.860 everyone which is just write and get on stage as much as possible yeah is make friends with other

01:13:28.420 female comics oh that's because especially when you start doing the road and stuff like you're just 1.00

01:13:33.400 being on the road with my friend like sophie buttle who opens for me it just it just it's just different

01:13:41.980 you know just girls are just different yeah um and if all of your friends are male comics they're just 0.97

01:13:48.200 they're not going to relate to you in every way that you're going to need other comics to relate to

01:13:54.060 is kind of what i've found yeah um so i really appreciate my female comic friends and i think

01:13:59.660 that that's helped me um to develop my voice on stage too because they're they're a little bit more

01:14:07.340 um i think they're a little bit quicker to be like oh that joke doesn't really sound like i had a friend

01:14:15.240 say something to me before my first special i think that was like oh that joke's really funny but

01:14:20.020 it just doesn't really sound like you like it's not it's it's not it doesn't match your personality

01:14:25.280 really and it helped me rewrite it in a way that did so i don't know i don't want to say that like

01:14:32.260 male comics aren't um doing that for each other because i'm sure they are as well but but it's

01:14:38.180 different it's just different yeah i don't know community like you need other women who understand 1.00

01:14:42.740 like the business itself and how it works yeah and understand like traveling alone can be scary and

01:14:47.560 like give you support and advice on that level like totally it's just different like a lot of

01:14:52.180 male comics alone on the road aren't gonna have the same fears yeah absolutely not or you're back in

01:14:58.840 that matter too like when it comes to certain jokes and stuff especially too like if you're still

01:15:03.720 workshopping stuff yeah that actually makes a lot of sense to me to like have other women who can 1.00

01:15:08.800 relate and give you tips and advice like i think that's so sick especially surrounding yourself with

01:15:13.160 people who are like different kinds of comics than you yes that's really cool too absolutely and

01:15:17.420 you can develop a little bit more that way yeah i think that's awesome period well thank you so

01:15:22.060 much for coming on the show thanks for having me oh my gosh anytime anytime you see me i'll just

01:15:25.780 wear this so i mean please that way you recognize me and i'll come as the yellow one next time what's

01:15:31.140 the yellow one's name i think yellow one is dipsy whipsy or something there's like it's probably that

01:15:36.080 tinky winky poe poe there's lala damn it canceled couldn't remember lala's name comedy here you 0.98

01:15:43.120 hard left there you go well thank you so much for coming on the show you're a fucking icon i'm 0.98

01:15:50.400 honored to have had you you're incredible i'm literally gonna make a vision board with you in 0.94

01:15:53.620 the middle make sure i'm in this outfit oh yeah of course it's like i can't see you any differently

01:15:58.580 yeah i fucking hope you do like it to some extent well thank you so much for coming on the show you're 0.82

01:16:05.600 fucking awesome and i do want to say before we go that i admire you greatly and i think what you're 0.93

01:16:10.980 doing is fucking awesome and i think you're the way that you your stand-up because i have watched 0.96

01:16:15.720 your specials oh that's so nice but i think that your way of stand-up isn't is like done in a way

01:16:21.120 where it makes it almost like it's relatable to many people of different ages like i think that's

01:16:26.640 wonderful you know sometimes people have a very specific age demographic but i feel like yours

01:16:30.560 spans many and i think that's a skill i think that's fucking incredible and i think that's why 0.88

01:16:34.620 you're so successful thank you i hope that's true yeah i'd like to say so i think your accolades

01:16:40.180 speak for themselves but i'll remind you if you need it thank you that's what i'm here for thank

01:16:44.940 you i start emailing you i'm like can you remind me again of my accolades of how fucking awesome i 0.91

01:16:50.440 am i just need a i need a quick pick me up i'll do it for you any day you want girl you're the 0.58

01:16:54.800 fucking best yeah but i think you're amazing and i'm honored to have had you thank you so much for 0.69

01:16:58.640 coming for those of you that are i don't know born yesterday uh where can everybody find you 0.97

01:17:04.780 oh at taylor tomlinson i think on everything yes and you can watch after midnight you watch

01:17:10.540 after midnight on paramount plus or cbs and uh i think my website's taylortomlinsoncomedy.com and

01:17:16.100 i'm on the save me tour starting period whenever this comes out in october it's i'm out there i'm 0.90

01:17:23.520 doing it yeah she's going on tour so make sure you go see her she's so fucking funny and you're

01:17:27.620 a light and i'm so happy to have had you thank you for coming thank you and thank you all for tuning

01:17:31.960 in to this amazing episode of the comment section don't forget to follow taylor tomlinson on literally

01:17:36.520 everything make sure you check out after midnight and paramount plus and also make sure you go see

01:17:40.240 her on tour i'm just reiterating everything she just said but now you know you have to do it because

01:17:44.480 i said so but thank you so much for joining us on this episode thank you so much to my amazing guests

01:17:49.020 for those of you who are not familiar or don't remember you can watch new episodes of the comment

01:17:53.160 section every wednesday the audio streams on all streaming platforms and the video lives for free and

01:17:57.680 exclusively on our favorite platform spotify thank you again to taylor thank you

01:18:01.800 all so much for watching and i'll see you next week bye

The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - October 09, 2024

GOOD CLEAN CHRISTIAN COMEDY Ft. Taylor Tomlinson ｜ Episode 139

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